Uncharted 4

Snarelure
Snarelure

seems like people like it

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Evilember
Evilember

Journos
"People"

RavySnake
RavySnake

some opinions

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Snarelure
This looks way too serious. I miss the goofiness of the other Uncharted games.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Snarelure
Liking the most boring game series of all time

Theres nothing special about Uncharted. Why is it getting so much praise?

Is it sony fanboyism because it's an exclusive? Because you have Bloodborn, not this fucking cutscene laden mummy rippoff.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@RavySnake
These reviews sure look trustworthy and reliable!

I'm sure glad we have honest game reviewers willing to be actually critical about games and put them to a higher like the industry deserves!™

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

seems like the word masterpiece is in again

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@RumChicken
like @BlogWobbles
said, Uncharted games are goofy fun.
they're literally Indiana Jones: The Game

Supergrass
Supergrass

@ZeroReborn
*to a higher standard
I need sleep

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Evilember
This.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Snarelure
seems like bacterial marketing like it
I hope it's good, but I'll wait.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@CodeBuns
Goofy fun

I had more goofy fun watching the mummy films, and that had more gameplay.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Dreamworx
First image

Anybody have that webm about a man going into intellectual overload over "Wait a minute, that card"?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Snarelure
And most people are braindead retards.

Inmate
Inmate

@Dreamworx
One tactic I notice shill reviewers do is cherrypick at certain regions to make a game seem more popular globally than it is

Knack only outsold Mario 3D World in the UK for a brief time because it debuted at number 14 whereas Knack debuted at 13, lifetime sales of 3D World is nearly 5 million while lifetime sales data on Knack is scarce

It's really sad people are payed to spread disinformation to feed fanboyism

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

people
They're subhumans at best.

askme
askme

I don't pay much attention to what journos have to say about anything but I'm quite excited for this game, played the mp beta and it was quite good(some of the most fun I've had in an mp game was with UC2).

And I'm also really excited to see the conclusion of the series, Drake is just a really great.

Bidwell
Bidwell

New Citizen Kane of gaming confirmired?

likme
likme

@RavySnake
gameplay is same old shit
but MUH VISUALS

Playboyize
Playboyize

@RavySnake
smorgasbord
I don't understand.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Bidwell
not Lethal Weapon

Methnerd
Methnerd

Top kek.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Snarelure

Journos aren't "people", user. You should know better.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Uncharted is the worst AAA series in existence. I've never played a first party game that felt as shitty to play as the Uncharted series. All it banks on is the 'witty' writing that is a piss poor Indiana Jones clone, albeit a lot shallower.

I'm fairly convinced, that this is the one series, that purely sold on marketing and fanboyism alone and not on any form of merit. Fuck this game and fuck Naughty Dog.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

ITT:

I don't care about journos
Proceed to get buttblasted

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Inmate

people are [paid] to spread disinformation to feed fanboyism

Now you understand politics. Everything in our world is a game.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@likme
Doesn't seem so strange.

Am I the only one who remembers Crysis?

It was the tech demo for PCs back then.

U4 is the same for PlayStation.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

some video reviews without too much dick sucking

VGTV gave it 8/10

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Gamesradar gave it 4/5

Illusionz
Illusionz

@New_Cliche
and people got mad

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Illusionz
That's silly.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Snarelure
people like this game
4 days until game release

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Fuzzy_Logic
@New_Cliche
Direct linking
this isnt just shilling
its
ADVANCED
shilling

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@askme
Most fun Ive had with an MP game
Thats some shit taste right there
Go play some Tribes 2 newfag.

@StonedTime
Crysis
Yeah, the difference between it and Uncharted is that Crysis has actual gameplay, is playable at 60FPS and is actually good.

You're comparing a sandbox/linear hybrid FPS to a cinematic control removing QTE heavy generic adventure game.

takes2long
takes2long

@Illusionz
NeoGaf should burn

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Nude_Bikergirl
Many countries outside the US or Europe don't care about release dates and will break them.

Or smaller independent stores. Sadly my owm game store is part of a big local chain and honors the rules.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@SomethingNew
They're both generic Western triple A trash as far as I'm concerned. Although I suppose U4 is better in the story and characters department.

U4 is the kind of game you buy used for €9,99 and finish in a week. Seems fun enough for that price.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

looking at the game play footage, it looks like it had some pretty creative shooting scenarios. I don't mind a big dumb popcorn shooter once in a while. I hope they use the tech they introduced in this game, derivable player cars, to lead the way for the game we all want: unkarted.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@likme
that dislike ratio on a rational and perfectly articulated video about the flaws of The Last of Us

Has it always been like this? Console wars and fanboyism are nothing new, but did the same happen to reviewers/youtubers critisizing something like Halo last gen?

SniperGod
SniperGod

This shit better be better than Among thieves. Also

elena
Fucking worst taste confirmed, jesus Nathan.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

still caring about what shitty journos have to say.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Carnalpleasure
It was never like this in the 16/32 bit era.
Most of it was banter and poking fun at one another, while the companies were the ones went at each others throats like mad dogs.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Methnerd
I fucking love Rockcock64

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Carnalpleasure
Both of those care taken from to today.

@AwesomeTucker
Most of it was banter and poking fun at one another, while the companies were the ones went at each others throats like mad dogs.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Gigastrength
Western makes it bad
Being AAA makes it bad
Fuckoff weeaboo hipster

whereismyname
whereismyname

mainstream goty will be uncharted 4, no doubt
Hitman is my goty
Dishonored 2 and Human Revolution 2 might be good as well, but I doubt.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@AwesomeTucker
But that's down to the prevalence of the internet nowadays isn't it? I never really gave a shit about forums, comment sections, blogs and all that tripe. so this shit becoming unavoidable irks me. When did it start to devolve into free shilling and (what I assume must be) buyers remorse?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Dreamworx
The Saturn/Dreamcast disaster was the first time I got exposed to that mentality.

Sega fans were fucking INSANE

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Need_TLC
?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Gigastrength
Go back to your first post and check to see if there's anything wrong with it

happy_sad
happy_sad

@GoogleCat
Nothing wrong.

hairygrape
hairygrape

hey hey

wanna cringe?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Stupidasole
Oh no U4 is not BAD.

People who say it is bad are just stupid. It has insane production values.

But yeah I only play JRPGs and VNs and the occasional WRPG these days. The only Western game I'm looking forward to is Deus Ex.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@cum2soon
Oh shit, I guess that had to be a really big turning point.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Gigastrength
Its mediocre so is not far away from bad.
Being hyped for Deus Sex
Being hyped for anything by Squeenix
Playing literal shit
Limiting yourself to only playing shit
Jesus Christ

TechHater
TechHater

Sure is tenouttaten

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Gigastrength
Oh no U4 is not BAD.
People said the same thing about Bioshock 1.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@BlogWobbles
WAAAAH! STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE!
how butthurt can one be?

Methshot
Methshot

@BlogWobbles
Crysis has actual gameplay, is playable at 60FPS and is actually good.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

http://archive.is/JLz5V
Literally the same shit as the previous games
Spends 3 paragraphs crying about how you shoot people
If you hated the previous games you'll still hate this
But muh graphics and it actually is a TRUE CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE
8.5

When will people stop paying this fat fuck.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@hairygrape
It may be movie: the game: the movie, but their character animations are just great.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@PackManBrainlure
Bawww, virtual people killing, he's a sadist
What the hell his wrong with this cuck?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@eGremlin
At least we now know why he gave Undermeme a 10/10 the Citizen Kane of Vidya.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@viagrandad
watch someone eating shit
not allowed to point and laugh
Memes won't protect you from being ridiculed for your shit taste, user.

farquit
farquit

@Illusionz
This board had daily undermeme threads.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@farquit
Those were helpful, user. Glancing through them kept me from copying the game.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@viagrandad
Pic related

@Methshot
Hitman is my GOTY

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@farquit
Which were nothing but containment threads for shitposting, porn, and lost tumblrites.

takes2long
takes2long

@hairygrape
wew

Bidwell
Bidwell

generic tps #32489438903440ß9ß057843234
now with even more cinematic cut-scenes!

massdebater
massdebater

@hairygrape
all those buzzwords barely any proof
fuck gameplay, look at dat storytelling
sounds like he wants to fuck the game
gamespot

Techpill
Techpill

@Bidwell
stop sagefagging, Franz

Evilember
Evilember

@PackManBrainlure
checks his patreon page
$10,215 per month
$10,215 per month for shit like that!

this makes me sick

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@TurtleCat
8ch
containment threads

You must be new here

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@hairygrape
Holy shit.

5mileys
5mileys

@AwesomeTucker
8ch
The new one here is you.

takes2long
takes2long

@viagrandad
there's no archive.is for youtube videos and if you have adblock running (yes you do) then you don't give them any money.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@takes2long
Being this new

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Anyone else notice that big playstation exclusives seem to be almost always super critically acclaimed/loved? And any criticism of them is shut down harder than their cocks for nathan drake?
Is the entire world neogaf, or is neogaf is the vocal minority?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@New_Cliche
I know that you can just upload something as a webm, but who the fuck could be bothered downloading that shit?

And who are you to talk about new when you post a fucking soundless webm?

cum2soon
cum2soon

People also like getting fucked in the ass by with a cactus.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@hairygrape
Why are they sucking it's dick so hard when it's gonna sell boatloads whether they do it or not?
Also, all that NOT gameplay in the entire 5 minutes.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Dreamworx
the latter.
real normalfags don't give a shit about exclusives.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@5mileys
he doesn't invest in the amazing 40% character savings
gigglingelfchild.jpeg

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Dreamworx
No, because The Order 1754.
I think the thing is that we're like forty years into this console generation and everything has been complete shit or remakes and remasters thus far so the gaming press are just jumping on the first thing that isn't outright shit so people will think they're not bitter assholes who hate vidya.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I came back to have a laugh.
This thread is hilarious.

When was the last time Nintendoga/v/ was this NagAssaki'd?

massdebater
massdebater

@Fuzzy_Logic
I have no idea what you just said.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Dreamworx

Why do people care about what reviewers/critics think?

Snarelure
Snarelure

I sold my Bloodborne box already, but I have no interest in Uncharted, so I guess nothing of value was lost.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Methnerd
shitposting material

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Snarelure
I didn't even buy ps4 and I'm hoping with all my heart that KoF14 will come out for pc.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@RavySnake
It will, SnK would lose a fuckton of customers and parts of their main demographic if that wasnt the case.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@RavySnake
Look at the cover; "PS4 console exclusive"

It's coming to the PC eventually, don't worry. They wouldn't make it exclusive to PS4 when the biggest markets for the series is China, Mexico and South America, all of which are mostly PC players.

I'm probably still gonna get the PS4 version so I can play it while I wait for the PC version like a good goy

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Stupidasole
western
AAA
good
Go play your feminist walking simulators and casualized trash, pleb

farquit
farquit

@Stark_Naked
Go play your poorly-optimized loli-obsessed VN non-games.
See, this generalization works both ways. Glass houses, etc.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Stark_Naked
I wanna fug that smug girl

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Stark_Naked
Go play your waifu simulators with less gameplay than Sonys movies.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Bidwell
How is endless space, I love me some legends but I haven't got round to demoing space with uni and all.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@hairygrape
I liked it. Its a really good 4X especially considering the date it was released.
Races have different behaviours, different playstyles, and different ship models.
You can customize and create your own ships instead of using presets
Management and happiness of populations is a must.
Research tree is pretty fucking big
Sequel incoming

Go for it, just dont expect something as polished as Endless Legend.
This was Amplitudes fitst game and it shows, game has some quirks but nothing game breaking in my opinion.

5mileys
5mileys

@Stark_Naked
Those games aren't AAA.
@Bidwell
These games are all AA.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@5mileys
Dwarf Fortress
AA

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

get a cheap ps3 recently
download a bunch of games
want to see what the big deal about uncharted is
play first one
may very well have been one of the worst tps i've ever played with shitty, i-can't-believe-it's-not-indiana-jones ripoff story
play second one
holy shit this is actually pretty decent how did the same company make this
play third one
all the good done in the second was apparently a fluke as it shoots for the dogshit of the first. also now we're going shitty batman arkham melee combat
people actually fucking care about these games
people are actually excited for the 4th one

naughty dog is legitimately the most overrated developer in the industry.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Illusionz

vues

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@AwesomeTucker
Do you have a problem with the French, citoyen?

Techpill
Techpill

@Nude_Bikergirl
Yeah, doesn't change the rest of them though.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Nude_Bikergirl
French are the problem.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

These people also loved the Last of Us and that game was mediocre as all hell. I'd even go as far as to say it was bad.

I just wish dualshockers weren't such fanboys. They are good about everything else, but when it comes to sony exclusives or games they are told to be hype for they throw around 9's and 10's like there's no tomorrow.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Wow, Professional Journalists sucking corporate cock once again? Isn't that a surprise.

The only Uncharted that's good is 2, 1 and 3 were mediocre, I highly doubt this'll reach the same heights as the first sequel.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Im not really surprised the Fagourno's like Uncharted series.

Only reason I like is that it somehwat fills the Indiana jones hole/ craving Ive been missing but I just hope this is the last Uncharted Naughty Dog makes

and makes a new IP something that isnt Le Ebin gunz and Grim dark setting.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

ITT people pretending the Uncharted series is worse than it actually is just because The Last of Us was a shitty movie

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Firespawn

and makes a new IP something that isnt Le Ebin gunz and Grim dark setting

they're never breaking from le cinematique experience dramatic REAL HUMAN STORIES shit. it gets them too many good reviews from journos with low self esteem who want games to be a respected artform, thus making them respected critics, which leads to good sales.

Methshot
Methshot

@Firespawn
Naughty Dog will never go back to making games like Jak and Daxter or Crash again, their new SO ART MUH DRAMATIC HUMAN STORYTELLING SO GUD fanbase would have a collective shit if the next game they announced wasn't grim, realistic, boring, and uninspired.

Daily reminder that The Last of Us started as a gritty Jak and Daxter reboot

Besides, most of the team that worked on those games has probably fucked off by now.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Methshot
Naughty Dog announces their new commitment to social justice
promptly drive out the most talented female writer in the industry because she didn't subscribe to their Marxist idiocy
nu-male cucks proceed to make shit games

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Methshot
They can't go back even if they want to because there is exactly ZERO people from the original team that made those games left at modern ND.
I can not even imagine how cinematic Crash with a "human" story would look like.

TechHater
TechHater

Still not as bad as Nintendo, every Mario/Zelda gets an automatic 9.

What I want to know is why anyone cares about reviews anyway?

After the IGN review of Nier I stopped paying attention.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Fried_Sushi
Actually tLoU was a pretty good movie considering the capeshit Hollywood makes these days.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Nude_Bikergirl
who was the writer they drove out?
didn't hear about this

Techpill
Techpill

@kizzmybutt
Amy Hennig.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Methnerd
Neogaf on suicide watch.

WebTool
WebTool

I've never played an Uncharted game, but they don't look bad by any means. They look like solid TPS/adventure games.
So what's the big deal these faggots like it?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@WebTool
Nice try
/neofag/index.html

Bidwell
Bidwell

How can you people play games like mushroom zombies and national treasure 4, the gameplay is crap and that's all that matters, are these just games for the easily entertained casual masses? Cos they fucking suck and the forefronted handholdey stories are complete dogshit in my opinion

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@WebTool
They're not good by any stretch of the imagination, the climbing is fun for like 5 minutes and the constant shootouts get boring

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Correction, reviewers and journalists like it.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Bidwell
Plants vs zombies 2 looks fun tbu

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Stark_Naked
you're joking but that piece of garbage probably has more gameplay and innovation than all of these 3rd person cover shooters combined

and it's shite

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