This week on the aging of dumb:Trans woman Carla harasses, intimidates, and...

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

This week on the aging of dumb:

Trans woman Carla harasses, intimidates, and physically molests a smaller, weaker woman for having the wrong opinions

girlDog
girlDog

Trans character is annoying and unlikable but expects everyone to deal with their horseshit or face social repercussion.

I am glad this comic is authentic.

farquit
farquit

@girlDog
annoying and unlikable but expects everyone to deal with their horseshit or face social repercussion.

But that's ALL of Willis's characters!

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

From Willis' perspective, is this meaningfully different from having Mary be assaulted and beaten by his preternaturally strong 'female' character Ruth?

Cis straight white male author David "male power fantasy" Willis seems curiously okay with writing stories about women he doesn't like getting physically harassed and beaten, as long as it's by another woman who simply happens to enjoy a massive advantage in height, weight and strength over Willis' intended victim

5mileys
5mileys

@girlDog
Mary did nothing wrong.

massdebater
massdebater

@Sir_Gallonhead
Mary porn when?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@girlDog
social repercussion
Carla seems pretty comfortable dealing with smaller, weaker women who challenge her via physical violence

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Sir_Gallonhead
I really like the way Carla gets right up in Mary's personal space, and how there's nothing Mary can do to stop it, because she knows if she tried Carla would absolutely destroy her

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Poker_Star
Minor correction: gets up in her personal space AND orders her around

Because it's simply Carla's prerogative as the taller, stronger woman to push around a smaller, weaker woman and tell her what to do

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Deadlyinx
If Mary doesn't like being bossed around by Carla she needs to stop bitching and find a way to become as physically imposing as Carla is

Otherwise she needs to stop whining and submit to the natural authority of the biigger, stronger female

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@massdebater
I'd really like to see a comic where Carla pins Mary down and forcibly fucks her with her huge, throbbing feminine penis.
That would really teach Mary not to misgender a proud, strong transwoman like Carla

Emberburn
Emberburn

What is this? I've never saw this comic.

From the thread I saw someone is a tranny and the other a bitch but can't define who

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Emberburn
The transwoman is the taller, stronger woman putting the weak little girl in her place.
The bitch is the small, weak girl who the taller, stronger transwoman is currently in the process of teaching a lesson

Flameblow
Flameblow

Mary is the protagonist, right? And everyone else is the villains?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@SomethingNew
Draws on right hand
Slap mark is on right side of her face
She had to have waited for Mary to turn her back before slapping her.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Emberburn
What is this? I've never saw this comic.

a comic made by an emotionally unstable SJW who as raised as a Christian fundamentalist until he had a meltdown and went all the way to the hardcore left.

now he channels all his bullshit mental problems into a comic full of trannies and strawmen and betas and cucks and shitty art.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Flameblow
Willis totally copypastes arguments from his critics as dialogue for his "villains" as a sort of "gotcha!" doesn't he?

FastChef
FastChef

@TalkBomber
She had to have waited for Mary to turn her back before slapping her.

Oh, surely not! I can't imagine ANY of Willis' pet cowards attacking someone from behind!

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@LuckyDusty
It seems he forgot the part where he tries to refute us, so he leaves the logic intact.

That must be why all the villains are the best-written characters: he's just jamming smarter people's words in their mouths.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@BunnyJinx

he refutes them by having the large, strong transwoman Carla attack the woman who says them, because he dreams of a social order where women he doesn't like are kept in line by transwoman violence

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@SomethingNew
Has a problem with all the dicks being drawn all over the girls' dorm
Is physically assaulted for it

This is supposed to be the strawman we don't agree with right?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Boy_vs_Girl
having a problem with dicks being drawn in the girl's dorm is like having a problem with dicks being in the girl's dorm and that's transphobic crimethink. It's funny to think of Willis who has the body of an elderly lesbian trying to assault someone though, rl mary would hand him his ass on a platter

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@viagrandad
spoiler
that's why he fantasizes about a strong, powerful, dominant woman attacking her

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@SomethingNew
R.A. "stands up" (aka physically assault) to the "biggot" over dicks drawn on the bathroom
total limp armed when it came time to defend the tranny just to Willis could paint Mary as le evul!
Someone should point out to Willis how he just wrote one of his good guys showing more backbone when it came to not cleaning up dicks on the wall than standing up for tranny rights

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Is the comic's fanbase actually eating this shit up?

I remember when he did that fucking "women have penises too" strip even his own fans were pointing out how pathetic the punchline was.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Burnblaze
Just check the comments section on his site. There's people eating this shit up going on about "how Mary is So mean you guyz." It's the worst. I also have to imagine he deletes any dissent.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Emberfire
he does delete dissent but *doesn't* delete people saying they want to beat and kill mary AND he just got super triggered by a tumblr post pointing this out

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Firespawn

Got a screencap?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@ZeroReborn
he claims he isn't monitoring comments these days because he's too busy with his kids
so I guess you can go on over to doa and say whatever you want about Willis or his comic or anything and it totally won't get deleted or anything

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Soft_member
That halfassed sentence structure
No wonder he can't logic.

Good thing there are good samaritans on his side who will do it for free, right?

Emberburn
Emberburn

why are you guys making fun of david willis like this. be nice guys be nice

eGremlin
eGremlin

I'm so far gone, I could probably strangle him with my own two hands and not feel a thing

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Just in case someone needs to learn the saga of the tranny trigger.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@haveahappyday
samaritans

your usage of that word is probably more accurate than you realize

the samaritans were a tribe that traditionally hated the jews. The good samaritan helped a jew in trouble despite the traditional hatred

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@AwesomeTucker
And I'm supposed to side with the obnoxious tranny here?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@eGremlin
Its not you its like saying

"When I see a demon that attacks a family of four, my instinct is to grab the nearest weapon and defend them".

Its just the goodness of your human nature against the vilness of willis.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Emberburn
It's a shame what he did to that qt.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@AwesomeTucker
the brunette is a clever and rational human being and was entirely willing to put up with a tranny in the dorm so long as s/he could act like anything other than a complete fucking asshat
well I know who I sympathize with

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Soft_member
he claims he isn't monitoring comments these days because he's too busy with his kids
Well that's a fucking lie. A comic from not too long had it's entire comments section locked.

farquit
farquit

@Evil_kitten
well that's one way to not monitor it
of course, if he wasn't monitoring comments at all there'd be no need to moderate as he'd be shielded from critical opinion

idontknow
idontknow

@farquit
He suffers from needing to have his ego stroked, though. He can't NOT read what people have to say because he wants to hear good things about himself.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@AwesomeTucker
You know, if this was all completely intentional, it would just look like a masturbatory strawman comic about a good wholesome girl vs. the degenerate hordes.

But the fact it comes from a moron whose writing is so inept that the only way he can wite villains is to make them reasonable people, that's what makes this great.

So what's going to happen to Mary that is apparently equal revenge for ruining a pair of rollerskates and hurting a tranny's fee-fees? I'm guessing it'll be extremely illegal and psychotic.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Fuzzy_Logic
Yes because: wrong logic, poor underdog tranny and ebil bigot

whereismyname
whereismyname

@AwesomeTucker
I can kind of see what he's trying to do with her, she's supposed to be like an easily irritable 'snob' type character that doesn't let them have fun.

But god damn, this is the wrong way to do it, she's right in every scenario I've seen. I feel bad for her since she's trapped in that reality at the mercy of a god who's lost his mind.

If only Grant Morrison could use his source magic to free her from that terrible placeso she could be my gf

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Poker_Star
It would also be a grim satire of modern society, since everyone is siding with the insane strawmen and doing non-euclidian mental gymnastics just to convince themselves that the degenerates are in the right.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@PackManBrainlure
But Carla is cheating because he is a man.

@SomethingNew
I guess he aproves Mizzou protests because someone draw some slavstika out of shit.

SJWs DO really lack any kind of self awareness.

askme
askme

@AwesomeTucker
God, that obnoxious tranny makes me fucking mad.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@whereismyname
Hands off. I saw her first.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Poker_Star
Oh god, I know what the sick fuck is going to do to her.

The only reason she's so against degenerates is because she is one herself
She ends up coming out as a lesbian and ends up with one of them

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Gigastrength
How do we rescue a fictional character from the mind of the mad man that birthed her?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Gigastrength
Worse.
She only hates trannies because her brother (now "sister") is one
She's always felt confused and hurt about it because it tore apart her family
She developed a complex surrounding those events, and she often fantasizes about having sex with women who look like her brother
She confesses all of this to the tranny, claiming that tge reason she was so aggressive with her transphobia was because she was trying to deny that she desperately wanted to get ravaged by her girl penis
The tranny has to turn her down gently because she already has a lover
Mary is okay with this, it would be enough to just watch
Mary is now the third wheel who sits in the corner fully clothed and squirming with arousal as our transgender heroine makes tender love to various people

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@AwesomeTucker
So. She thinks everyone is an asshole, so she has to be the biggest asshole because she's trans, otherwise that would mean her being left out.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Emberfire
Erase the Mad Man?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Emberfire
@LuckyDusty
If we kill the mad god then the Universe he birthed would die with him. All the horrid, warped things would finally die away for good. But Mary would die with it. Perhaps it would be better for her to die a Martyr than to eventually succumb to the vile corruption.
THE EMPEROR SHALL PROTECTMAY YOU BE REBORN AS THE SISTER OF BATTLE YOU WERE MEANT TO BE, MARY

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@TalkBomber
@Emberfire
@TalkBomber
@StonedTime
I don't even know if we could save her, theoretically what we'd have to do is create an alternate reality version of her, then switch earth-2 (ours) and earth 2 (real) Mary so that Willis didn't know the difference.

It would mean damning earth-2 Mary to a horrible fate, but I think it would be worth it to save that qt.

SOMEONE GET TO WORK ON OC, STAT

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@AwesomeTucker
I really don't understand this. If you want the people to feel sympy for the tranny then maybe you shouldn't make them an annoying cunt.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@VisualMaster
We should remember that the Mary we love is not necessarily the original Mary. Willis has rebooted this series a myriad of times. DoA is just the most recent incarnation of this tepid series. With that knowledge in mind it should become easier to achieve what we want to do.

First we must build a Universe bridge between Mary and our OC. The easiest way to do so would to use one of the older Walkyverses as a backdoor of sorts. Take a Mary from one of those series and switch her with the Mary we love from DoA. The older Mary's were terrible characters from what I remember, so we should feel no regret in leaving them in the DoA canon.

From here we must give our Mary a new but similar world to live in. A world that would seem familiar, so she does not go insane, yet far more logical and fitting for her. A place she may be comfy and happy. For this we will need our greatest meme magicians: Content Creators! And their good friends Pornomancers

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@AwesomeTucker
No porn yet, we don't want to bend reality.

Fiction is a volatile force, and we don't want these characters to be tortured and split into separate universes over and over, and for those universes to be restarted many many times, to the point that those characters don't recognize themselves anymore.

There have only been a few successful instances of communal universe ownership, Marvel, Valiant, etc.

There has only been a single time that a group of individuals has achieved complete understanding and mastery of the universe they created and its power over reality: The DCU. And even then that's because they had vid related on their side.

But if we use content creators to do what you said, to put her into a safe pocket universe temporarily, we should be able to rip her out of hell, imbuing her with a small amount of power over the real world, and as such a presence within each of us. We can sustain her more than Willis could.

However, to keep her in our shared, collective universe, we'll have to change her character design ever so slightly so that any version Willis brings back won't be our version.

There's also the issue of keeping her somewhere that's not just a splinter pocket-reality, I suggest the 8/co/verse where /co/nrad and /co/lette are housed. From there we could keep her in a simulation of the hell she called home, slowly easing her into a life in a universe watched over by benevolent protectors until she was ready to be freed.

From then on, she could choose to live life as an ordinary citizen of that reality, or join the ranks of our other OC characters. She may go on to travel to other universes between the Leeky Forums multiverse, like the one Vivian James and Deepfreeze call home, or the universe where christchan exists. This will be entirely her choice, because no matter what you think, it's sure as hell not yours.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@GoogleCat
So…are you suggesting we pull a Gerber where we engineer a pseudo-crossover and in the chaos grab Mary and replace her with an exact duplicate?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

It looks like Leeky Forums has found its Teagan equivalent. Good work, gentlemen.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@BinaryMan
implying

Nowadays people will sympathize with it because of being a tranny token and not the actual behavior.

if hitler was alive, trying to conquer Europe again and was a genderfluid pansexual whateverkin I bet people will agree and shield him
just look at how people protect and excuse terrorist

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@StrangeWizard
Okay fuckers, here's what needs to happen if mary is going to be saved.

We'll only require a drawfag or two, but just drawing her isn't enough since that would only be fanart. Every event must be illustrated, writing it into /co/-verse canon. This means that since we have control over our universe, no matter what Willis says about it there will be a dispute. Technically he owns them, but there's nothing he can do if we take her using meme magic. Hell, he'll probably even lose some power over her memetic potential if enough OC is created after the interchange event.

This is how it has to work, through the power of meme magic.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Spazyfool
Is this science, or is this wizardry?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Stark_Naked

Both

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Stark_Naked
It's concentrated meme magic. Through the power of belief, we can save that beautiful woman.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Stark_Naked
You'll find there's very little distinction between both when we've arrived at this level of metaphysical fuckery.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Garbage Can Lid
What is this shit and why I don't know how to feel about it?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@AwesomeTucker
Please stop making loud noise and breaking the rules in our place of learning
Sorry I'm not your 'perfect girl' to fit our oppressive society!

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@SomethingNew
JUSTICE FO' MARY

happy_sad
happy_sad

Can we make Mary a board mascot or something? She deserves better than an eternal Willis hell.

@Garbage Can Lid
What the fuck am I reading here

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Spazyfool
So..still pulling Gerber then…and can we grab that buxom bespectacled cutie?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Spazyfool
Is that you, Owlman?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@CouchChiller
Nah..it could be the ghost of Steve Gerber

FastChef
FastChef

@happy_sad

Can we make Mary a board mascot or something?
Seconded.
Fanfic where she becomes president when?
Campaign literature and cosplays of said fic infesting cons when?

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Stupidasole
Thanks man
a demon
Yeah I think that's part of it too, I've stopped thinking of willis, and the other freaks like him, as human

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Garbage Can Lid
In 1305 white people were discovered living in America
Not or Sioux or Iroquois or Aztecs or something, its white people so it's okay to enslave them
Somehow whitey managed to get from Europe to America in such a massive number that they managed to become the dominant peoples across the entire fucking huge land mass populated by a shit load of tribes that murder other people for fun
Despite this they were unable to use any of those skills or tactics to do anything but flail limply at the big bad black invaders who deemed them so pathetic that even the super space aliens who are normally against slavery said it's okay to do so
Who the fuck is responsible for this?
Are they actually stupid or is this just something that was farted out at the last moment because they ran out of time?

Also:
Black people can only do well if they have some other superior race gives them a hand out on a silver platter
kek

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@happy_sad

I third this. If we want to save her, this is the best way to do it.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@happy_sad
Can we make Mary a board mascot or something? She deserves better than an eternal Willis hell.

Post this on /pol/. Perhaps they are interesed. Or at least will be they will rage about Willis shitty comic

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@AwesomeTucker
Jesus Christ Clara is an asshole. Mary is supposed to be a fundamentalist, right? Yet she's the only one who's being reasonable and intelligent, this isn't even a good strawman.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Spazyfool
Well it's likely they originate there in America in that timeline. So the white people would have no plague resistance and would be enslaved due to this.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Soft_member

You know, Willis has just giving people a free pass to go on the comments for any strip which feature Mary and talk about how much they like her or think she is awesome.

Deleting a comment if it is or is allegedly hateful and abusive? Sure. But deleting a comment just for liking a character? Even when if it's someone the author doesn't think the reader should like? Taking the time to delete something as trivial as that would be unjustified when he has FOUR-MONTH OLD TWIN BABIES THAT HE SHOULD BE CONSTANTLY CARING FOR.

Evilember
Evilember

@lostmypassword
You can't comment. His comments section are still heavily moderated–every new comment has to be screened before being posted. I'm not sure why David is acting like he has the weight of the world on his shoulders when moderation is basically not approving comments that don't kiss ass.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Evilember
because he's a hysterical loser and that comment section is the most social contact he gets in his sad life.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@CouchChiller
It doesn't matter.

WebTool
WebTool

@lostmypassword
Liking the strawman is a kind of rape.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@PackManBrainlure
@Sharpcharm
@Emberfire
Go home Willis, you're drunk.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Spazyfool
Well first thing we need is some anon(s) insane and dedicated enough to do edits of the comics like the QC editfag.

@Garbage Can Lid
Is that Gaiman?

Ethiopia
discovered America
… so the East African Empire sailed around cape hope, past Zimbabwe and decided to sail West because why?

In history Columbus and Amerigo sailed west because going around Africa's Cape Hope to get to India and the Far East, was a pain in the ass. They also didn't have steam technology, and were still a ways away from building large canals.

So, in this niggerfied world, Ethiopia, an East African empire, an Empire that could just sail across the Sea of India to GET to India and only a bit further for the Far East. Why the FUCK did they go West?

It couldn't be to get to the Mediterranean, cause the Nile is right the fuck there. And it'd be easier using industrial technology to dig a canal in the red sea than sail around Cape Hope.

So, why'd they go? C'mon author, whoever the fuck you are (probably Gaiman), tell me. Did they go cause the Whites invented Fried Chicken in that world and the Ethiopians smelled it across the Atlantic?

I mean, I'd have accepted Nigeria in this abortion of an idea of a world. At least THEY would have had to sail around Cape Hope to get to the Far East. But Ethiopia? They're right next to India! Fucking Hell.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Spazyfool
Precisely, those will occur in the copyverse, they're the changed i described.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@TalkBomber
The wisdom from the last thread holds up! Mary is so badass that Wills can't possibly make her lose a confrontation without cheating, even against his own Mary Sues. The first confrontation she won without a doubt. Number two ended in a stalemate, the "heroes" covered up their crimes and thus she lost her bargening chip (and she then revieled that she had another). Now, despite the fact that she has never been violent against her peers, the RA, a girl half a head taller than her, assaults her from behind because after refusing to do her job out of spite.

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