Between a rock and a safe space

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Storytime of
Unbeatable Squirrel Girl #7 (You choose!)

"B-b-b-but, we hate Squirrel Girl! It's not written well or drawn well or paced well or characterized well!" Oh yeah, you misogynerds? Maybe it's time to stop thinking men are allowed to dissent! Say no to #Ironmansplaining! Since the general consensus of the all-new all-different Squirrel Girl is that it's not very good, I am very pleased to announce that in this issue, you can choose your own method of diversity! You have the power of the author!¹ The choice is yours!²

You might think that this book is poorly written and because of which these upcoming choices won't actually matter, and any 'bad' choice is just some wacky random dead end wall, and that this entire thing is yet another bubble of gasping air from an unfunny hack using random access humor to desperately generate a slight of a chuckle from an already alienated fanbase. To that I say you've been blocked from my twitter.

¹ʸᵒᵘ ᵃʳᵉ ᶰᵒᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᵃᵘᵗʰᵒʳ⋅ ʸᵒᵘ ᵃʳᵉ ᶜʰᵒᵒˢᶦᶰᵍ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵃ ˢᵉᶫᵉᶜᵗᶦᵒᶰ ᵒᶠ ᵖᵃᵗʰˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵃᶫʳᵉᵃᵈʸ ᵇᵉᵉᶰ ᵃᵘᵗʰᵒʳᵉᵈ

²ᵀʰᵉ ᶜʰᵒᶦᶜᵉ ᶦˢ ᶰᵒᵗ ᶰᵉᶜᵉˢˢᵃʳᶦᶫʸ ʸᵒᵘʳˢ, ᵇᵘᵗ ˢʰᵃʳᵉᵈ ᵃᶫᵒᶰᵍˢᶦᵈᵉ ᵃ ᵐʸʳᶦᵃᵈ ᵒᶠ ᵃᶰᵒᶰʸᵐᵒᵘˢ ᶦᵐᵃᵍᵉᵇᵒᵃʳᵈ ᵖᵒˢᵗᵉʳˢ, ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᴵ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ˢᵘᵍᵍᵉˢᵗᶦᵒᶰ ᶠʳᵒᵐ

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

It seems our fun will have consequence! This is serious, so you all better not play around. Galactus will eat our entire planet if we don't properly roleplay as Squirrel Girl. Our choices will matter! And Galactus will remember this! I wouldn't say it if it wasn't true! So don't fuck around!

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Nude_Bikergirl
playing as Squirrel Girl

I choose to kill myself.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Nude_Bikergirl
We are now the Unbeatable Squirrel Girl. Cease your cries of "Our new outfit is really fucking horrible, what happened to the pilot jacket?" and "Is this trying to overlap with the Homestuck fanbase because fuck everyone involved if so". Bonehead, who is actually a Marvel villain and not made up for this story, is now attacking the farmer's market! Squirrel Girl delivers a healthy tip of body positivity, but we still have to stop him! What should we do?

==A== - Punch his Bony Head!
==B== - Send Squirrels Down his Pants!

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@MPmaster
Given that his head is probably the most resistant part of his body, I say we should hit the shit out of it.

Inmate
Inmate

@MPmaster
I can only hope she busts a knuckle hitting him in the head so I say A.

likme
likme

@haveahappyday
@MPmaster
@Inmate

Given that his head is probably the most resistant part of his body, I say we should hit the shit out of it.
I can only hope she busts a knuckle hitting him in the head so I say A.

Uh-oh, it looks like that doesn't work, so Squirrel Girl uses her mighty tail to knock him over! But stealing will be easier if he's on the ground (?), so that doesn't work either! So we just do the other choice by proxy! All-New, All-Different!

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@MPmaster
Hendercunt managed to find a way to be even LAZIER with her "art."

What a time to be alive.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@likme
Two pages in and your choices already don't matter!
It's like I'm really playing a Telltale game!

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@likme
Illusion of choice

Wow it's like I'm really playing a SJW videogame darling!

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Techpill
What the fuck did you just post at me, nigger?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@likme
With the squirrel option, the one that was basically chosen for you, Squirrel Girl uses her mighty squirrel to threaten Bonehead with testicular mutilation! Another day saved thanks to our hero! But hooold on there, it seems as though we have two cases of supreme supervillainy going on in two different places! And the Avengers, Mighty Avengers, Secret Avengers, New Avengers, Spider-Man, other Spider-Man, Spider-Woman, other Spider-Woman, Silk, the Fantastic Four, are all very busy!

So…what do you wanna do?
A - Let's go fight Quaggoth!
B - We should stop Doctor Yes!

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Carnalpleasure
Quoggoth is our only salvation, so let's give him a wide berth. Let's go fight SWEDEN YES, also because I don't want to see some kind of HEY I'VE SEEN THESE TENTACLES IN MY JAPANESE ANIMES\Poorly made Lovecraft reference in this frame.

So B

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Carnalpleasure
C. Grab Ye Flask

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Carnalpleasure
If we go to fight Doctor Yes, there's a chance we might wind up catching whatever horrible disease he's concocted.

So, B.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Emberburn
@RavySnake

Quoggoth is our only salvation, so let's give him a wide berth. Let's go fight SWEDEN YES
If we go to fight Doctor Yes, there's a chance we might wind up catching whatever horrible disease he's concocted.

Let's go fight Doctor Yes! He's holding the world hostage with a very dangerous pathogen! But as luck would have it, this deadly virus does not work on squirrels, so Squirrel Girl uses her mighty squirrel to snatch away the virus. And that's that.

Now, you might say something to the effect of "If Doctor Yes could be beaten by the virus just being taken out of his hands, couldn't the police have just beaten him with sticks until they take it from him? Or shot him unexpectedly and then take it from him? Surely they should be able to do so, since it's not like it's radioactive; Doctor Yes is holding it in his hands." The answer to that is lol shuddap turn off your brain and just have fun its only 4.99

Oh, and Quaggoth the denizen of another realm was taken care of thanks to the local police. The local police fought Quaggoth and won off screen.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@PurpleCharger
its only 4.99

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@PurpleCharger
After all that jam-packed action, Squirrel Girl is feeling rather confident! But wait one minute, confidence is the key to downfall! What should we do now?

A - Investigate the buzzing noise to the immediate right
B - Go home and study calculus

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@PurpleCharger
So i guess that means the whole Police force have the same off-panel "power" as Squirrel girl.

Can we go read a comic about them instead, please?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Fuzzy_Logic
B. If Squirrel Girl spends the rest of the night studying math, it might bring this comic to an end early.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Fuzzy_Logic
Let's go the fuck home, study, and get a good night's rest like a responsible young woman.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

you can tell she didn't flip her image at all. Everything has a distortion that could be easily fixed by quickly flipping, using the select tool, and distorting it back to the right. This is such basic stuff and yet a "professional" artist can't take five seconds to do it on the goddamn cover.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Lunatick
@Lord_Tryzalot
If Squirrel Girl spends the rest of the night studying math, it might bring this comic to an end early.
Let's go the fuck home, study, and get a good night's rest like a responsible young woman.

The Responsible Squirrel Girl at the behest of our whim decides to go home and study calculus! She is learning a lot about it, because she would not lie! But action is her reward, as the saying goes. Should we continue studying really hard or investigate the buzzing noise?

A - Study Hard!
B - Investigate noise from before!

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

One page in and I'm already filled with a terrible rage!

takes2long
takes2long

@Spamalot
Study harder, you idiot! You'll never get good at math at this rate!

w8t4u
w8t4u

@takes2long
Study harder, you idiot!

Looks like we're really done it now. Squirrel Girl studied so hard, she forgot to eat! And now she's dead! Our totalitarian power of creative decision has resulted in an innocent girl's death. Not to mention this leads to our deaths too, at the hands of Galactus. I am going to do you all a favor and turn back the clock so to avert this crisis, but I implore you take this time to reflect on your all-murderous all-destructive life choices.

askme
askme

@w8t4u
No, please let it all end here, we could be done with this. We could be done with everything.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@w8t4u
GUD END!

massdebater
massdebater

@w8t4u
We did it!
Part Time!

iluvmen
iluvmen

@w8t4u
if only all the Marvel characters were this easy to kill… and they would stay dead.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@w8t4u
Whooo! The bad times are over!

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@w8t4u
I am going to do you all a favor and turn back the clock so to avert this crisis, but I implore you take this time to reflect on your all-murderous all-destructive life choices.

B - Study.
A - Study harder!

Playboyize
Playboyize

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Playboyize
Our resistance is making his penis harder.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I know you're all worried over the fate of Squirrel Girl, but I was able to reset time so we can see our heroine through! Instead of studying, she decided to investigate the buzzing noise from earlier, and despite that being hours ago, the source of the noise is still exactly where it was before! It's Swarm! Swarm is the reason every single superhero in Manhattan and the surrounding areas are busy! He made them very busy and when they get back, he'll already have taken over the world! What should we do?!

A - Punch him
B - Glass him Squirrel him

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Carnalpleasure
Attack by spitting flaming apples at him

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Carnalpleasure
GO BACK TO STUDYING

Evilember
Evilember

@Snarelure
Dubs confirm that we need to study

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Carnalpleasure

STOP

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP

WebTool
WebTool

@Carnalpleasure
Can we attack him with our hard won calculus knowledge?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Carnalpleasure
This fucking art is killing me

TechHater
TechHater

@RumChicken
@WebTool
@Firespawn
@Evilember
@Snarelure
@Sharpcharm

I can understand your hesitation, after we've already skirted so close to death. But right now we're the Unbeatable Squirrel Girl, and heroes can't give up! So we're gonna go with….

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@TechHater
STUDYING

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@TechHater
B . It looks like we're going with B .

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@AwesomeTucker

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@AwesomeTucker

I'll be the first to admit, this has gone poorly. Your guys' choice of throwing squirrels at him has proved ineffective! Now it seems like we're covered in bees! I suppose now would be a good time to mention choosing A or B would have led to the exact same outcome! Branching storylines are hard, okay?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@AwesomeTucker
They're at sea, pick c

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@GoogleCat
telekinetically controlled

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@w8t4u

WE CHOSE THE BEST ADVENTURE.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@StrangeWizard
C?

C FOR CATWOMAN!

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@whereismyname
Batman you dummy cats hate water

Supergrass
Supergrass

@GoogleCat

Well, it looks like the jig is up for ol' Squirrel Girl. With no way to throw squirrels at him, it seems he has our number. Do we give up?!

A - Give Up
B - Do Not Give Up

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Spazyfool
NOT IF THEY'RE ON A SUBMARINE!

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Supergrass
Yes, we're giving up. The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl has finally been beaten.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Supergrass
B. He is clearly a superior foe and we must pay respects to him. Ask him if we can be his vassals when he takes over the world

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Supergrass
There's nothing wrong with laying down arms in the face of overwhelming numbers.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Crazy_Nice
@Raving_Cute
@Need_TLC
Yes, we're giving up.
He is clearly a superior foe and we must pay respects to him.
There's nothing wrong with laying down arms in the face of overwhelming numbers.

Squirrel Girl decides to give up, and in this scenario, that is a bad choice! Swarm has taken over the entire world, with a bee leading each nation as a leader! How can a nation stand up to it's bee dictator?! We have doomed the entire planet! Not to mention doomed it twice over, once it'll be eaten at the hands of Galactus.

You guys seem like nice people, so I'm going to do you all a solid and rectify this little faux pas of ours yours. But I want you to take a minute or two to think about the severe consequences you've led us to in our bee-infested world.

farquit
farquit

Can you do Goosebumps after this, OP?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Boy_vs_Girl
WHY DIDN'T WE LISTEN?!

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Boy_vs_Girl
Don't worry, everybody! I got this! Rewinding time, we convinced Squirrel Girl to not give up and in fact, refuse to give up! And after a hearty anime speech about her catchphrase, Squirrel Girl decides to

A - Eat Nuts and Kick Butts
B - Solve this via conversation

cum2soon
cum2soon

@SomethingNew
B. We can solve all problems if we just sit down and listen.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@SomethingNew

You know what? Let her fight. Do it BITCH. She spends so much time talking up a storm but lets see her try to do actions of any sort.

A

I want to see how the mighty squirrel girl does a fight scene!

askme
askme

@SomethingNew
C-Kill Myself

Bidwell
Bidwell

@w8t4u
user, you don't understand.
off-panel

idontknow
idontknow

@SomethingNew
Yes, I'm sure that if we all just sit down together, we can settle this through diploma-oh, who am I kidding? They're not going to go through with another bad end so soon after the last.

We're probably getting another awkward attempt at a fight scene no matter what we choose, so let's just get it over with already.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@SomethingNew
that fucking face
I hope Erika loses a hand in a freak industrial accident

hairygrape
hairygrape

@cum2soon
@w8t4u
@idontknow

We can solve all problems if we just sit down and listen.
Let her fight. Do it BITCH.
We're probably getting another awkward attempt at a fight scene no matter what we choose, so let's just get it over with already.

It looks like we have a tie. We have no choice but to go with…

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@hairygrape

'OH SHIT NO

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Poker_Star
Ah okay. It looks like we're going with A. We are going to fight Swarm.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I just want to die.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Bidwell
Oh god it just makes sense now.

Squirrel Girl is Reincarnated Diavolo! He merged into a horrible abomination with his stand, and shunted off into another universe. Look at the faces!

Techpill
Techpill

@Carnalpleasure

what are model sheets
what is facial structure
what is chin
what is hair

Methshot
Methshot

@Playboyize
Squirrel Girl decides to fight Swarm off-panel! But this is no Dr. Doom, or Thanos, or Fin Fang Foom! This is Swarm, the bee collective! And our attempt of fighting bees is not working! What should we do now?

A - Talk it through
B - Give up Tactical Retreat

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Methshot
Talk it through. Maybe you can kill Hellcat instead.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Methshot
le funneh duck man XDDDDDDDD
kill me

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Methshot
No don't let her talk. For the love of all just fucking die. Every time she talks an angel kills itself.

B

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Methshot
A.

Evilember
Evilember

@Methshot
A: Eat Swarms nuts in exchange for his letting you out of this life.

WebTool
WebTool

@Methnerd
@Emberburn
@Evilember

Squirrel Girl decides to use her mighty conversation to ease Swarm out of his hostility. Perhaps they can find common ground and he won't take over the world! But Swarm's objective is the destruction of the human race, so we have to fight him! Off-screen! But that doesn't seem to work, so maybe we can find some sort of compromise! But he won't listen to use, so we have no choice but to fight him! However, he's too powerful, but maybe we can talk him down if we're given the chance! But we're not given the chance, so our only hope is to fight him! But we can't!

It looks like no matter what we choose, we have to give up! Which is the right choice, of course! I don't know why you all thought giving up was bad. Squirrel Girl has a plan!

StonedTime
StonedTime

@WebTool

What's she going to do? Bad mouth him on Twitter and try to get him fired?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@WebTool
Squirrel Girl has contacted her friend, The Unsinkable Koi Boy! Yes, the new character exclusive to The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl series! What do you mean you have no idea who the fuck that is? Haha, you kidders!

I've decided to include a special easter egg in this page–the dead end bad choice of not answering Squirrel Girl! This was included to show the magnificent weight on Koi Boy's shoulders! I am now delivering tension to the reader!

TechHater
TechHater

@CouchChiller
We are now taking control of The Unsinkable Koi Boy! Now that he and Squirrel Girl have teamed up, they no doubt make a pair of winners sure to defeat Swarm. Koi Boy even has a plan! And it's to

A - Use the water of the ocean to defeat Swam
B - Look up how to defeat Swam on Squirrel Girl's phone

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@TechHater
B.

FastChef
FastChef

@TechHater
Knowledge is power, and the interwebs know all.
Look it up, you fucking nerd.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Need_TLC
cover squirrel girl looks alright, like she can actually look cute
book squirrel girl looks like an ugly cunt

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@TechHater
Let us ask Leeky Forums for help.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@AwesomeTucker
@FastChef
@PurpleCharger
@BunnyJinx

Looks like with the use of an online reference, we are met with 3 (Three!) methods of defeating Swarm!

A - Use smoke to calm the bees
B - Use pollen to distract the bees
C - Use water to dampen the bees

whereismyname
whereismyname

@New_Cliche
Lets just end this.

C

Thats the only option we have.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Fuzzy_Logic
Go home and study calculus

Squirrel Girl is a second year computer science student
she's got calculus homework
you'd only still be doing calc in the 2nd year of a CS degree if you were in remedial math

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Nojokur
Considering that her studying habits are apparently to keep reading books until she dies of starvation, I'm not surprised.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@whereismyname
Lets just end this. C.

We chose not to use water from the ocean in order to look up how to defeat bees on the phone, and the phone has told us to use water from the ocean! I love all this creative freedom Squirrel Girl has!

By the way, if you chose any of the other options, you would have died immediately!

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Raving_Cute
Koi Boy uses a big wave to wash away Swarm! Looks like Swarms all washed up / his plans are all wet / I need to be shot in the temple

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Booteefool
Wow, looks like Squirrel Girl and Koi Boy really shaped up the situation, in no small part accredited to you, faithful reader! It was you who helped us through these troubling turn of events! So I think a pat on the back is in order, and a fantastic reward–this useable voucher for any type of snack! The comic book says it's legal tender, so give it a shot and blame Marvel if you're kicked out of the store.

viagrandad
viagrandad

I'm going to act like I got here in time for the input part of things.
I did it, reddit

happy_sad
happy_sad

@King_Martha

That's a lawsuit waiting to happen.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Raving_Cute

Post the other ones anyway. I need to see her die again.

idontknow
idontknow

@Bidwell
He did post them. Second image. She doesn't die, she just fails and runs away.

Snarelure
Snarelure

WHY DOES THIS EXIST?

WHY DO YOU HAVE EVEN HAVE THIS?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Need_TLC
@SomethingNew
For fuck's sake. This is so cancerous I think I'll go tomorrow to do some Chemotherapy.

Since when twitter is something funny to make a joke with? Or even worse, since when is Tony "I'm Iron Man, Director of SHIELD and filthy rich" Stark a damn cuck and a "male ally"?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

You know, I think I'm going to look on the bright side for the rest of this thread. The story time for this issue is finally over, and the series as a whole is so desperate for readership that they're resorting to poorly conceived and even more poorly executed gimmicks to try to draw in new readers. At this point, it's only a matter of time before its cancelled.

Evilember
Evilember

@King_Martha
Dig copies of Squirrel Girl comic out of trash from comic stores
Cut out all vouchers
Go to Marvel headquarters at 135 W. 50th Street; New York, NY 10020
Redeem each voucher for "as many snacks as you want", per the agreement
Cost them a fortune, because they must procure snacks for you
Get Squirrel Girl cancelled

SniperWish
SniperWish

@happy_sad
That would be really amusing to see. It that happens I can see some writers and editors being fired to be replaced with more tumblr shit.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@SniperWish

Tumblr-tards are the wetbacks of the comics industry.

Tumblr-tards and Brazilians. Where the fuck is our wall, Mr. Trump?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@RumChicken
He's got to beat Hillary first, which is going to be difficult. Say what you want, but Hillary does have an advantage due to having a vagina and potentially being the "first female president".

eGremlin
eGremlin

@CouchChiller
She has the same kind of advantage Obama had. Nobody stops to think about how unfit they are because "Muh Minority's" gets in the way.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@eGremlin
Nah Obama was much smarter, and much more manipulative. The very least he never wore a fucking PANTSUIT.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@eGremlin
user, come on. It's 2016. It's time we elect people based on the color of their skin and/or what's between their legs.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@eGremlin
@CouchChiller
Hillary's got a big problem in the form of being married to Monica Lewinski's boyfriend and being part of a dynasty of spineless faggots.
If that's not enough to keep her out of the oval office, then humanity seriously needs to consider voluntary extinction.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Supergrass
FIRST
FEMALE
PRESIDENT

Shame that Sanders won't get the nomination, though. He's a faggot, but Trump vs Sanders would have offered some real debate and a real choice for Americans to make.

Why the fuck are superdelegates a thing for the Democrat party anyway? How is a superdelegate democratic in any way?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Sir_Gallonhead
It's not. Superdelegates are there to "protect the Party's interest" against radicals that might ensnare the public and be disastrous for the status quo. They can "prevent votor fraud" by ignoring what the ballots say.

Superdelegates are chosen by the Party's elite, rather than the public, and exist to make sure the public doesn't do things the Party doesn't like.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@haveahappyday
George Washington didn't die on the cross for this shit.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@w8t4u
If George "Blood is the Price of Freedom" Washington were alive today, he's set a new world record for the most degenerates killed between sunrise and sunset, then set the record for most degenerates killed at night.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Skullbone
refused absolute power
destroyed a conspiracy with a few words
created the standards that almost all future presidents would follow
hated political parties
became almost a mythical hero for the American people

When are we going to get another Washington to save the republic? Or at least an Augustus/Agrippa to create the empire and make it function well.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@w8t4u
@Skullbone
@Spazyfool

Washington died when Richard "I literally committed treason against the United States of America to secure the presidency" Nixon took office.

Before Nixon, the office of the President of the United States was a trusted and respected person. After Nixon, the presidency was viewed with cynicism forever.

farquit
farquit

@Crazy_Nice
If I can't trust the President of the United States, who can I trust?
Oh, how we have fallen.

I realize that there are few people in this earth that you can trust with anything, but we should be able to trust our leaders to have the best interest of the nation in mind, right?

takes2long
takes2long

@farquit
We no longer have the luxury of living like that, user.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@takes2long
aye

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@King_Martha
I wonder if I would hate this if I weren't predisposed to hate it
Are there people who like this? Do they think it's really clever and cute?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@takes2long
My point is that we should be able to, though. The whole point of electing a leader is that we are entrusting our decision making powers unto him in order to allow us to perform our jobs while he stays well informed of Happenings and acts on them.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@lostmypassword
The idea is goofy and gimicky, but it's not bad for that reason. It's bad because the choices aren't well thought out, Squirrel Girl is jobbing in order to let a Donut Steel do things, the "cheat ending" is the first thing she should have done, the art is horrid, and the writing is lame.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@hairygrape
Someone will eventually save the Republic. We just need to pray to the Founding Fathers.

girlDog
girlDog

@Lord_Tryzalot
I choose to revert to a more fun, less terrible and not-agenda-driven squirrel girl.

@whereismyname
@Fried_Sushi
You're my hero.

@CouchChiller
@TechHater
I stopped reading here. I can't do it. It's so bland and uninspired. None of your choices matter, and not in a clever Terry Denton's 'Storymaze' way.

TreeEater
TreeEater

I'm screaming inside. Why is this.

5mileys
5mileys

@TechHater
This marvel is not only dead. This is a damn skinwalker wearing Marvel's skin while masturbating using Marvel's guts as an onahome.

idontknow
idontknow

@Need_TLC
This book is so fucking awful it made me give a shit about Swarm.

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