Questionable Malcontent - Taking Another Stab At 200 Edition!

StonedTime
StonedTime

ITT - The 200th edit.
NO! REALLY!

Edits: http://imgur.com/a/Sf5J0

Omits: http://imgur.com/a/HtKr0

Twitter Bully: http://imgur.com/a/Jb1a1

OC: http://imgur.com/a/kSZcE

All urls found in this thread:
http://imgur.com/a/Sf5J0
http://imgur.com/a/HtKr0
http://imgur.com/a/Jb1a1
http://imgur.com/a/kSZcE
https://web.archive.org/web/20160503044946/http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3212
http://shitbriannawusays.tumblr.com/
https://archive.is/k8RPW
https://archive.is/QnCza
DeathDog
DeathDog

@StonedTime
Dumping previous twenty, just in case we've got some new readers. I'll also be posting a new and updated archive jpg sometime tonight or tomorrow.

Following the past twenty, I'll post the already completed 200th edit.

Spoiler alert: It wasn't worth the wait because Jeph is rectal discharge. Still, it's a much higher number than I ever expected to post! Thanks to all of you for contributing in your own way to making these threads so awesome! It's been my deeply humbling and erotic privilege to be your editfag.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@AwesomeTucker
Here you go, guys! You deserve better than this, but here it is:

#200!

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@JunkTop
Clinton should have accepted his death. Being blown away by a shotgun would have been painless AND gotten him a warrior's pass into Valhalla. Clinton "Lord of Valhalla" would be a comic worth being in.
The ginger deserves better than this…

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Aw shit, get a load of this! Asshole can't even sabotage properly.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@StrangeWizard
Wait, do we have both versions?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@JunkTop
@Fuzzy_Logic
This is the version that is up. Same as the edit, minus the funny.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@New_Cliche
Also, at the bottom

To be fair, angry young white men ARE quite dangerous.

AMAZING BEHIND THE SCENES SCOOP: In the original version of this comic she pulled out a shotgun. But then I felt like that was a bit too extreme. So I changed it!

In which the dumbass says he changed it, yet he didn't? Fucking Jeph, man.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@New_Cliche
I keep expecting the ship in the picture to go full titanic in between panels.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Sheit niggers. You busted ass crackas still be jivin bout this shitty webcomic? Y'all got the tism real bad. Now get the fuck outta my hood. This here crib be for serrus discussin of comics an sophisticated shit like that.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@New_Cliche
@Fuzzy_Logic
yesh

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Supergrass
So random!!! LOL!!!!!

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Supergrass
Now not serving water makes sense, the bartender is one of G-D's chosen.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@New_Cliche
@Supergrass
HAHAHAHAHA. Oh my God. It's like a horrible, twisted window into his thought processes.

Sweet dreams Editfag!

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@GoogleCat
Clinton, Lord of Valhalla
Bartender shoots him for being a pussy
Young Clinton is thrust into a world of perpetual masculine violence, free of SJW brainwashing
He learns the art of standing up for himself and siezing his own destiny
He slowly loses his timid demeanor and gains a new appreciation for his ability to turn his will into fact as he fights the greatest warriors from across time and learns of their philosophies
With his new outlook on life and frightening martial prowess, he conquers the greatest masters of war and earns his right to be reborn into the world
Clinton wakes up on a hospital bed after being declared deceased
Taking no shit from anybody, he utterly dismantles the people who once held his chains using words and fists
Ushers in a new golden age of reasoning and science as the God-Emperor of Mankind

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Supergrass
I wish I had the artistic skill necessary to turn that harpoon into a dildo, the jokes just write themselves at that point.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Supergrass
@Fried_Sushi
He specifically made her eyebrows bigger. I guess that's his way of letting us know that she is in fact middle eastern and not just ambiguously brown like everyone else seems to be.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@New_Cliche
@Fuzzy_Logic
Right, but which one's the original?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Supergrass
Holy fucking shit, Jeph! It's actually less funnier! You inadvertently handed me the keys to the Ferrari instead of the minivan! You goram chucklecuck!

Oh shit, I think I just came in my pants, a little. How the hell did he manage to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory like that?

@Stark_Naked
Sweet dreams Editfag!

Oh, I don't think I'll be able to sleep what with all the laughing and everything.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Lunatick
like the saints row dildobat?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Lord_Tryzalot
It's actually less funnier!

*Less funny.

In my defense, I was typing while giggling like a maniac.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Sir_Gallonhead
Exactly, it's the first thing that came to my mind with the pose she held it in and Clinton's initial shock (which also works as disgust), with the final panel comparing it to his brother's and realizing it's not that big.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Supergrass
Clinton's hair lacks shading in panels 2 and 6

How do you even miss something like thawell I guess this is Jeph we're talking about.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@StrangeWizard
@New_Cliche
@Supergrass

I'll never forget the day Jeph turned a mere numerical observance into an actual celebration.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@King_Martha
I mean…just look at this pose. I think he dislocated his shoulder out of fear.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Booteefool
Shotgun one

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@New_Cliche
pic related
took longer than expected

Where's the Doc? He's late.

askme
askme

@JunkTop
@SomethingNew
similar concept
Fuck, I was too busy working in paint and didn't bother to update and read the thread.
Now it looks like I made a cheap knock off of the Edit instead of the source material.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@askme
No it doesn't, and no one here thinks that.

inb4 some ass-bang claims he thinks that

They're different. And "Taste your beer, you shota" gave me pic related.

idontknow
idontknow

@Supergrass
@King_Martha
The bartender's also missing her freckles/moles(?) in panels 5 and 6.

likme
likme

@idontknow
how do you fuck up copy/paste?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@likme
He copy/pastes each layer individually because it makes him feel like a real artist.

Techpill
Techpill

@Poker_Star
we both know Jeph doesn't know how to use layers

Evilember
Evilember

@idontknow
freckles/moles(?)

Cancer.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Evilember
Is that a crack at Jeph's character adding tendencies, or her spontaneously growing, falling off, and regrowing skin deformities?

Although, having a character that struggles with constantly growing and shedding moles would be an interesting and possibly humanizing character trait. Can't have that.

WebTool
WebTool

@SniperWish
Is that a crack at Jeph's character adding tendencies, or her spontaneously growing, falling off, and regrowing skin deformities?

Yes.

TechHater
TechHater

Too late Jeph, someone archived the original: https://web.archive.org/web/20160503044946/http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3212

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Spazyfool
Wait a minute, you're no nigger. You're purity fag! I'm onto your games, non-nigger.

FastChef
FastChef

@Fried_Sushi
That horrendous dithering.
C'mon Jeph, it's not 1996 anymore. You can upload images larger than 175K. Seriously, no one will complain. Alternatively, figure out how to correctly posterize or something so that shit doesn't look this terrible.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@SomethingNew
Where's the Doc? He's late.
This will have to do.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@askme
@Bidwell
Don't listen to editfag. You suck and are already dead.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@PurpleCharger
Amazing

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@PurpleCharger
I like the new look, but now that there's more detail the black "shading" between Hannelore and the table makes our Doctor look like some kind of djin. Not sure if that's good or bad.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@New_Cliche
@Supergrass
Wait, so the mudslime doesn't talk. like. this. as. if. she. was. a. robot. model. from. the. early. days. of. AI.? Did Handstab just forget about that?

Speaking of primitive robot-speak, do you know what would be interesting, Handstab? Make the goatfucker belong to some early or faulty model of AI, and have Clinton fall in love with her. You could then introduce ambiguity as to whether or not she actally is sentient — have Clinton insist that she can think for her self, and be emotionally invested in the situation, whereas most other characters doubt it and see her as furniture (perhaps they reference past experience with this model, as a "racist" might well do with a race). Leave the question of whether or not she can think open ended. I think this could be quite a good source of drama, and it would fit in the theme of societal disapproval and "opression" which you like, while keeping some ambiguity.

This is a good point to insert such an element into the story. Clint is hurt and would quite possibly get emotionally involved in someone who might be bad for him. The. fact. that. the. mudslime. takled. like. this. before I wrote this makes it seem that you always planned to make the AI primitive (heck, it's what gave me the idea) and gives reasonable deniability when someone accuses you of plagarizing us.

If feelsfag is still around and he likes it, he's also welcome to try out this idea.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Need_TLC
The AI is defective, but he loves her anyway and she tries her best to not be inconvenient even though her OS is 6 generations behind
This has the makings of a real tearjerker waifu.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Need_TLC
Did Handstab just forget about that?

From context, I'm pretty sure she was just being a bitch and insinuating Clinton was an idiot, and therefore talked slowly so he could "keep up."

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Need_TLC
*coughcoughCHOBITScoughcough*

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Need_TLC
Keep you interesting and creative ideas to yourself, please. This is a Questionable Content thread.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Garbage Can Lid
CHOBITS
I had to Google that. I don't think I've seen it. From the Wikipedia page it doesn't seem to be the same thing that I propose, in that the central question isn't "can she think" (at least Wikipedia doesn't mention it).

@Crazy_Nice
Sorry. I feel sorry for Jeph! I want to help him. His story might not be destined for greatness, but he should at least be capable of doing better than he does now!

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@AwesomeTucker
You know, the bottles in the background of the abortion-200 comic look kinda like a bunch of hands giving the finger.

Was that on purpose, Handstab?

@Stupidasole
He did it on purpose. I don't know why, but he must have. Its too much of a coincidence to mention it and then screw up like that.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Booteefool
I feel sorry for Jeph! I want to help him.

Yes, we understand. All of us here, at one point or another, have pitied the Stabber of Hands, but you should save your emotions for one more deserving. He's an SJW hypocrite, as bad as all the rest.
pic related

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Flameblow
More reasons why we should pay Halifax teenagers to egg Jeph's house.

TechHater
TechHater

@ZeroReborn
"If a woman turns you down it is not her fault."

Well, yes it is, Jeph. It's something she has willingly done so it is technically her fault. If you meant "Turning you down doesn't make her a bad person," then you might have a case.

"NOBODY OWES YOU ANYTHING"
I no longer fear anemia, because my blood is now chock-full of irony.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I should get off his twitter, because it always ends with me rage quitting, but it's been awhile and I'm finding gold.

For instance, did you know Jeph considers QC to be a fantasy series?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@AwesomeTucker
Well, of course. It's a fantasy of him cutting off his dick and becoming a "cute" "girl" like Claire with plenty of "friends" and a "nice" "boyfriend".

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@PurpleCharger
This is true.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@PurpleCharger
Remind me what kind of pills does Pill Goblin, M.D. prescribe again?

@Stark_Naked
djinn
That's not what we call it nowadays. Who is the user?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Fuckin' Jeph, man. He's been planning on inflicting IPP on us for weeks, now.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@New_Cliche
Okay, last one.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@ZeroReborn
He doesn't even know the song to be quoting.

@TechHater
fault

It'd be fun to play around with that joke. "It's biology, it's not her fault that X because it's just biological."

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@New_Cliche
Refugees finally arrived.

@Ignoramus
But what about transplainer?

http://shitbriannawusays.tumblr.com/

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Garbage Can Lid
John Flynt: "At 0:47: “I got catcalled on the way over here this morning five times.”"

That never fucking happened.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Garbage Can Lid
Korra

That's it. That's what's been bothering me about Iraqi Peppermint Patty. She's got dark skin but otherwise Caucasoid features. That dumb motherfucker made a Korra that wouldn't trigger his ugly readers (thereby saving him from another stabbing).

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Boy_vs_Girl
Well, Middle East folk are vaguely similar to Greeks. His best attempt though to give her Mediterranean features seems to just be a big nose and olive complexion.

Plus he really could have played around and given her hazel or green eyes.

idontknow
idontknow

@viagrandad
Middle East folk are vaguely similar to Greeks.

That's because they invaded Greece and raped their way into the genetics.

Good thing that could never happen ever again.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@ZeroReborn
Supremely ironic given that colleges are brainwashing students into activists claiming the world owes them everything.

Just replace some words in the phrase:
If a white person turns you down for a job IT IS NOT BIGOTRY

Will this fly? Hell no.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Supergrass
Make her a pirate, or make a joke about the harpoon being used to scare off land whales.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Ignoramus

Manspla - i - ner

Is he trying to be ironic, or is Jeph really that stupid?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@idontknow
Persian Babylon was a very cosmopolitan empire, the remnants of a Caucasian Steppe nomad cavalry empire reaching its zenith, made up of many notably distinct races & cultures.

The Seleucid empire wasn't able to maintain the same grip on the people as the Persians, resulting in an endless series of riots.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@BunnyJinx
Oh god, what if she is another tranny? Jeph might be setting up someone for Claire to be friends with. You know, because also being a tranny is totes a thing to bond for life over.

This gives him a tranny that can be abused, since it isn't the precious Claire. Jeph will make bad things happen to Iraqis Peppermint Patty, and Clinton will rescue her from it. She will fall in love with him, and we will never see trannyhate ever again because Jeph has proven that it exists.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@BunnyJinx
@Illusionz

I think it may just be supposed to be Pajama pants strings.

But you never know with Handstab, especially due the BALLS shirt.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@BunnyJinx
@Supergrass
I think attention is being drawn to the bulge beneath the strings.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Supergrass
@Need_TLC
PJ strings is what made me double take. Then I saw the bulge and had to share.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@AwesomeTucker
For instance, did you know Jeph considers QC to be a fantasy series?
If cutting your dick off and calling yourself a lady isn't fantastical enough for you, then yes.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Need_TLC
@Crazy_Nice
Well, fuck.

Techpill
Techpill

@Lord_Tryzalot
what game?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Illusionz
(checked)
Sketch-dick aside, your pic made me laugh way more than it should have.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Illusionz
dullahan
Well, I can't argue with my boner on this one.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Booteefool
No, it's exactly that. The driving question is wether the robots are capable of self-awareness and love.

The plot described in @Need_TLC
is more or less the same as a character's backstory. I find it amazing that you managed to get so close without even knowing what Chobits was.

Coincidence? Planetary alignment? Meme magic? Tachyons?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@CouchChiller
Probably a tachyonic interference of our meme magic caused by coincidental planetary alignment.

TechHater
TechHater

@DeathDog
Someone call /fringe/, we got a case for them.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Techpill
Tactics Ogre: Let us cling together, Specifically PSP remake (Original was for PS1).

You know Final Fantasy Tactics? Made by the same guy as a entry to the Ogre Battle series, so shit is pretty political.

Fun Fact: FFXIV referenced the shit out of it in Heavensward, with a ton of Quest name references and the "Valerian" Role sets being basically 3D renders of the armor/clothes for some of the Classes from the game.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Techpill
Tactics Ogre. I'd say it's the PSX/Saturn version but the character portrait is too crisp so I'm guessing it's a PSP port/remake.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@PurpleCharger
Well, of course. It's a fantasy of him cutting off his dick and becoming a "cute" "girl" like Claire with plenty of "friends" and a "nice" "boyfriend".

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@JunkTop
I like how the artist even did the "middle two fingers stuck together" that all animu girls have.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@JunkTop
Where is this from and has anyone seen my sides?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@JunkTop
Not gonna lie, I would bang the shit out of that artist's rendition of Claire, dick and all.

actually the dick is a bonus

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Fuzzy_Logic
would you fuck her ears

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@BinaryMan
Original was for PS1
SNES, actually.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@New_Cliche
Shut up before you give me more weird fetishes than I already have

King_Martha
King_Martha

@New_Cliche
last panel poster
"This used to say 'cocks.'"

viagrandad
viagrandad

@King_Martha
It actually says cocks four times in the first panel
What a great time for Editfag to get meta.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@King_Martha
"This used to say 'cocks.'"

Jeph really IS infatuated with penises, isn't he?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Raving_Cute
My bad, i always think of March of the Black Queen when think of a SNES Ogre game.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@CouchChiller
I have heard about it a few years ago, but I didn't know what it was called and I've refused to touch it because it looks like some creepy lolita sex fantasy. I think I heard about it because I watched a feminist make a video where she whined about how sexist "Magical Girl" animes are, and she used that one as an example.

There are thousands of stories about every topic imaginable out there. No matter what story I would have proposed, someone would have already made a version of it.

Either that or Meme Magic — planetary alignment and tachyons are just supersticious nonsense.

likme
likme

@w8t4u
I've refused to touch it because it looks like some creepy lolita sex fantasy.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@w8t4u
Superstitious nonsense
Not quite. Tachyons and planetary alignment are just older memes whose magic hasn't died out yet. Kind of like how physics and chemistry are considered two different sciences, but they're both derived from Mathematics.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@viagrandad
I thought it said "chug." This is what happens with low-res images.

Techpill
Techpill

@likme
Fair point. I just love the Tintin version of that meme. It looks rather realistic. Is it actually unedited panel of a book? If so, which one?

@New_Cliche
@BunnyJinx
Well, that picture was titled "balls". Perhaps that's not pjama pants strings.

@Flameblow
Actually, one of the funnier things on /cow/ when Peter Coffin still was popular there (and read everything we posted about him) was to give him actually good advice, and talk about what we would do in his situation and what his best options are. Not only would he not follow our advice, he would signal on twitter about how he was above it.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Techpill
I'm just guessing here but I bet someone traced the bodies from the screenshot, shooped the heads on top and the background could be from a forest scene.

@Techpill
I'm not up to date on what are the kids doing these days. What is "to signal"?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@TreeEater
I'm just guessing here but I bet someone traced the bodies from the screenshot, shooped the heads on top and the background could be from a forest scene.
Probably, but never underestimate the power of meme magic.

@TreeEater
I'm not up to date on what are the kids doing these days. What is "to signal"?
He posted things to make a point about how he didn't follow our advice. He wrote stuff to signal to us that he was above our advice.

Virtue signaling is an example of signaling. It's doing or saying something to show what a good person you are, like giving money to gypsies or talking about how only racists like Trump in a room full of liberals.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Skullbone
talking about how only racists like Trump
Finish that thought, man.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Raving_Cute
I mean the original version of that particular game.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@PurpleCharger
Original version was SNES, unreleased, first officially translated for PS1.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@BunnyJinx
Original version of Let Us Cling Together.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@BunnyJinx
@Fuzzy_Logic
Oh, you're right. I never knew it was released on Super Famicom.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Sorry, I thought you were being unnecessarily pedantic, like the people who talk about the Super Mario Bros remakes for DS, etc. and then some guy comes in and says, "Actually his name is Jumpman and he was originally in Donkey Kong".

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@whereismyname
What is this, a webcomic?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Stark_Naked
I wasnt sure what to do with that, there should be some versions without a background floating around somewhere, if anyone saved them

Not on my main computer now otherwise I'd throw them at you.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Burnblaze
I kind of like the idea that Dr Pillgoblin is some kind of magical being. It makes sense if he's Hannelore's Stand, as well.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@SniperGod
I kind like it to. It's her only defense against the shit reality Jeph forces her to live.

Time to color this too, thanks user

FastChef
FastChef

Omitfag is here.

Give me something to fuck with for 30 minutes.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@JunkTop

Wow, you guys latched onto my initial theories from way back. I knew there was some fun artwork around, but an OC piece about it?

GOD DAMN, I miss you people.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@whereismyname
[STAND NAME]: I Want A New Drug
[STAND MASTER]: Hannelore Ellicott-Chatham

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@FastChef
Somewhere around here.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@SniperGod
@BunnyJinx
Good, but I would like to propose an alternative.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Fuzzy_Logic
OH MY FUCK

Did he increase the word capacity of his comics by 50%? FUCK

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@BunnyJinx
@Ignoramus
*ahem*

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Stark_Naked
@BunnyJinx
@Ignoramus
There can only be one

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Need_TLC
The answer is thighs.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@PurpleCharger
I miss you people.

Then why would you ever leave?
pic related: other awesome QM thread theory

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Lunatick
I started school up again.
I'm 27 and trying to find a career for myself.
So, I hit the ground running on my first semester and tackled 6 classes with A's and B's for grades.

Now it's summer and I'll slow down a bit, give myself some breathing room and only do 4 classes.

blog

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Garbage Can Lid
Good to see you are slowing down a little man. breathing room is nice

implying we don't know most details of editfag's life anyway

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Crazy_Nice
implying we don't know most details of editfag's life anyway
I still want to know why he was sending a mutilated GI Joe figure to a friend.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Crazy_Nice

Here's one page.
Ill find the strength in a sec to do the next ones.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Harmless_Venom
I see you staying topical omitfag

Firespawn
Firespawn

In other news, betamax actually seems to grow enough balls to tell the fucking sandnegro to go screw herself.

WebTool
WebTool

@Firespawn
This chick is either emotionally stunted as fuck or legitimately a robot.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@WebTool
Also Jeph seems to go back and forth between making her talk a la Rorschach with very short sentences, and like a normal person.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Need_TLC
@Booteefool
@w8t4u
Quick, what's the name of this bear family?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Firespawn
Yaoi hands.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@LuckyDusty
The Bearenburg family.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@StonedTime
I'm more distracted by that horrible pants "texture."

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@LuckyDusty
The Beerstein bears, mascots of the Beary Beer. Everybody knows that.

TechHater
TechHater

@CouchChiller
The Bearenburg family
FUCK!
There's a 3rd universe. Should have guessed, the amount of fuckery going on lately couldn't have just been 2 timelines merging.
Question, how many times has Nelson Mandela died?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@TechHater
He died back in the early 00s, dude. I saw it in the news way back then, he was celebrated as fuck by the media.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@TechHater
@eGremlin
No, Nelson Mandela achieved immortality in the late ninety's.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@TechHater
He transferred his soul to a new host and goes by "Selena Gomez" now.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@TechHater
Five, but he still has two Horcruxes left.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@TechHater
@eGremlin
@PurpleCharger
Implying I died
You kids need to get your facts straight.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

this thread

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Canada is on fire.

Entirety of Fort McMurray ordered to evacuate.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Stupidasole
So this is where Canadian bacon comes from.

@Ignoramus
I don't know what this is but I wouldn't mind more.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Firespawn
I'm going back to watching The Critic.

Fuck this.
It stinks!

Supergrass
Supergrass

@New_Cliche
I KNOW WHO IS BEHIND THIS ALL
IT WAS HIM ALL ALONG
THE FUCKING UNIVERSES KEPT BEING RESET AND REMADE, WE ARE ALL THE PRODUCT OF
「MADE IN HEAVEN」

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Stupidasole
Oh shit, you weren't kidding.

https://archive.is/k8RPW

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Dreamworx
This is what they deserve for electing the Current Year man.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Crazy_Nice
implying we don't know most details of editfag's life anyway

You sonuvabitch! I was just telling my wife earlier today about how disrespectful some of you dicks are, and she told me to talk to my parents about it, so I crossed the road to their house and–

FUCK!

@Firespawn
Good news: Clinton's ascension to Alpha Male is nigh.
Bad news: He's got to beat Steve to death for the title.
Worst news: Jeph's going to have him start dating Iraqi Peppermint Patty.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Dreamworx
Welcome ❤ Hell

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Need_TLC
Alberta didn't vote for that faggot, but, as usual, we got ass-raped by the east coast's fucking numbers. Plus the whole "pandering to the Muslims/Indians/Faggots" thing got him a metric shit-ton of votes.

No, you can lay many sins at the feel of Ft. McFuckme, but electing the first openly gay prime minister isn't one of them.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Raving_Cute

Good news: Clinton's ascension to Alpha Male is nigh.
Bad news: He's got to beat Steve to death for the title.
Worst news: Jeph's going to have him start dating Iraqi Peppermint Patty.

WHAT THE FUCK
I mean, I just want to get rid of words.
You though. You got your own bearstain bears thing going on. For fuck's sake.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Garbage Can Lid
You though. You got your own bearstain bears thing going on. For fuck's sake.

I assume you mean I'm somehow manipulating the storyline, and I can't in good conscience tell you you're wrong. When Jeph entered the influence of the Edmonton-Calgary Ley line, I was able to make a few tweaks here and there while we were both asleep in the same time periods.
Clinton, as we can already see, has realized that anger is his friend and that's he's being abused by his sociopathic twin brother.
Marten will start having second thoughts about Claire, then will ask him to marry him, which will lead to CLAIRE having second thoughts
Faye will start an actual lesbian affair with Bubbles
Dora will do something unforgivable, to be determined at a later date.
I got Jeph to realize that fucking his dog was not the answer to loneliness, and hinted that maybe David Willis is lonely, as well.

WITNESS THE FUTURE TO COME!

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Lunatick
Then I am sorry that one of the sane parts of Canada is now burning. The SJW Gender-Neutral Xoddess is displeased at you for not electing a groomed politician.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Crazy_Nice
maybe David Willis is lonely, as well.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Crazy_Nice

But I never read any of the edits.

I don't know what the FUCK is going on!

Back when I started Omits I just stumbled across the comic/thread out of boredom with zero interest in the culture or core material.

I don't even know how clinton is in all this.

I didn't think Marten had the balls to ask that question ever.

Who the fuck is bubbles?

Dora is still relevant?

David Willis? The producer for Die Hard?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Crazy_Nice
maybe David Willis is lonely, as well.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Firespawn
I choose to reinterpret that last panel as meaning that she intends to put a lemon wedge in the beer as if that makes anything better while her wrist malfunctions and spills it all over the floor.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Lord_Tryzalot
Good heavens! Better catch up using the links in the OP.

I don't even know how clinton is in all this.

Fed up.

I didn't think Marten had the balls to ask that question ever.

Maybe not, but Claire does.

Who the fuck is bubbles?

Menstro.

Dora is still relevant?

Dora's a witch, now, dabbling in voodoo.

David Willis? The producer for Die Hard?

mfw

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Firespawn
That really is supposed to be the skyline. Lord almighty.

She just poured that out onto her own shoes o_o
Yes Jeph, because you didn't draw a fucking sink in that bar. The question is, is the character going to have beer all over her shoes and look like an even bigger freak, or did the beer just evaporate into thin air because pointing out your own inconsistencies and making a joke out of them is easier than drawing an accurate representation of what's going on?

5mileys
5mileys

@Raving_Cute
Clinton's ascension to Alpha Male
Indeed, ascension to alpha male is inevitable.

askme
askme

@SomethingNew
Barry is living in shotgunverse, and everyone else are in harpoonverse. The timeline has split.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Illusionz

I missed you omitfag. Somehow silly sentences make me laugh more than anything that jeph's put out in the last 3 years.

massdebater
massdebater

@Lord_Tryzalot
Are you the first omitfag or the second?

likme
likme

@SomethingNew
Jesus fucking Christ
Window is at or above eye level
Manlet jokes aside, the window should either be high enough that people can't see in, but patrons can see the time of day, OR low and open enough to let potential customers see inside at all the people having fun. Jeph's is somewhere in the middle.
Multiple building heights across the street
Because Jeph cannot into perspective, it looks like all the buildings across the way are part of the same building and somehow have different roof heights, rather than several individual buildings.

Not to mention the lack of shadows from the sunset-facing window.

Or how businesses go out of their way to draw blinds of put up screens when a large window is facing the sun.

Or the shocking lack of clouds on this cold winter day.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@LuckyDusty
Aren't they the Bearington Clan?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Lunatick
the first openly gay prime minister
Oh shit, has he been outed yet?
I always wondered if those rumors in Montreal were true him being the bouncer to gay clubs
I mean, listen to his fucking lisp!

Playboyize
Playboyize

@kizzmybutt
Oh shit, has he been outed yet?

Only by the way he moves, talks, and has stretch-marks around his mouth. Nothing official…yet.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@likme
What if that is one single building and that's where all the Nerve Stapling takes place?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@MPmaster
Dora's a witch, now,
witch
now
Nigger, in jephcanon she used to be in a coven and shit. She even brought the Great Witch to uncurse Tits McDitz

Techpill
Techpill

@TalkBomber
@TalkBomber
I didn't mean it as in
"Talking about how only racists, like Trump, oppose immigraiton"
I meant it as in
"Talking about how the only people who support Trump are racists"

Actually, even using the word "racist" unironically is probably virute signaling at least 90% of the time.

@New_Cliche
@Supergrass
The first (?) non white main character in his comic, an arab, and he makes her violent and possibly criminal. Good job, Handstab.

Did editphag make an edit of the revised strip that he made in order to steal the glory ofthe 200th edit?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Techpill
The first (?) non white main character in his comic
There is Amir who was a deadbeat musician that lived in a garage and then it's that guy who fucks Marigold seven times a day. You can argue they are not main characters, but then again nothing guarantees that Bitch Akbar will have more onscreen time than those two.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@PackManBrainlure
I can barely remember any of Handstab's bland and uninteresting characters. On the top of my head I can only recall tranny+boyfriend & brother, fat butch 1488er who fucks menstro, menstro+boss, pintsize.

I probably would include those two as main characters, I just didn't remember them.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Deadlyinx
Tits McDitz
Speaking of Raven, I realize now that I actually kinda miss her. She may have been dumber than a sack of bricks, but she was a more likable character than Dora or Faye have ever been.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@PackManBrainlure
There's also Padma.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

and Gabby

SniperWish
SniperWish

@TalkBomber
Gabby folded into the aether and left for better worlds when she saw how utterly vapid the rest of the cast was.

WebTool
WebTool

@SniperWish
She forgot to take Poochy with her.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Techpill
I don't think she's going to be a Muslim or anything since they don't drink alcohol, at least.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@RumChicken
She will be a progressive Muslim because Handstab doesn't know shit about other religions.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@VisualMaster
other religions
You think he could even handle a run-of-the-mill Christian character? Jeph would make the character haughty and cult-like and pretend it's the average Easter/Christmas Christian that's like that rather than your average progressive nutter who actually is like that.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@PurpleCharger
He can just ask Willis how to make a Christian character!

Illusionz
Illusionz

@PurpleCharger
His series talkes place in America, right? Are all his characters atheists, or is it just that they don't talk about religion? What year is it (presumably it's not 2016, because there's sentient robots)?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Illusionz
Takes place in Massachusetts in the NOT QUITE THE CURRENT YEAR.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Supergrass
It's supposed to be an alternate universe present day, but he never talks politic in order to not date his work or be forced to have time move forward.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Raving_Cute
Pretty futile since his shit art will forever make it look like an mid-00s product.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@BunnyJinx
Typical Christian family dynamics

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Crazy_Nice
Nice gun, Willis.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Supergrass
@Raving_Cute
NOT QUITE THE CURRENT YEAR
Then most people should be christian. It's even in the bible belt, right?

@Crazy_Nice
Toedad rules! Why is he called Toedad?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Harmless_Venom
Look at his face.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Illusionz
@Supergrass
@Raving_Cute
The idea was an idealized reenvisioning of mid-2000s Massachusetts with somewhat more advanced technology but Jeph's moved the timeline along so slowly that he's had to make it simultaneously 2005 and "today" in order to not make the thing totally dated with jokes about dialup Internet and The Ketchup Song.

So QC is simultaneously 2005, 2016, and 2216.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Harmless_Venom
You're confusing Massachusetts for Mississippi or another state, user. Massachusetts is in the NE.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Crazy_Nice
I get that he wants the dad to be an evil Christian guy, but no Christian would ever act like this unless they had brain problems or lived in the puritan days.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Crazy_Nice
Toedad is another example of "villain" characters who are better written than the "good guys". He's a man pushed to the edge by things he just doesn't understand, and is trying to save his daughter in the best way he knows how. If they were the demon cult he thinks they are, he'd be the god damn hero. He's got depth, and is more relatable than the rest of the cast combined.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Lord_Tryzalot
I'm retarded. What am I supposed to see? Does his face look like a toe with his chin as the nail?

@Boy_vs_Girl
No, I searched for Massachusetts on duckduckgo. A picture of the US appeared with the NE zoomed in so it overlapped with the SE. Massachusetts was highlighted in red, and because of the zoomin it looked like it was located in the SE

farquit
farquit

@Spamalot
Don't forget Joyce's brother (the non trans one). He's the only character that talks any sense.

And speaking of slow timelines, apparently Joyce is going to be 18 years old for eternity. She was born in 1979 and somehow is still in her first year of college. In fact, I think a month has passed since 1997. Willis should be drawing Ford Tempos, Mitsubishi Eclipses, and Geo Metros.

I dunno, I'm not an expert on the "Walkyverse". I'm sure Willis did some sort of Ctrl-Alt-Del style reboot to start over with DoA. I mean he'd have to for any of this to make sense, right?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Sir_Gallonhead
So QC is actually the result of a time snarl? That would explain why all the characters are fucked in the head, their minds are trying to make sense of what they're doing and how it will have affected them in the future right now last year.

It didn't start out that way, though. It slowly got worse and worse as (our apparent) time went on. Something happened during or just before comic #0001, when Marten came home to Pintsize that irrevocably fractured time in his universe.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@farquit
Yeah, he made DoA a Walkyverse Ultimates kind of thing. Some of the characters were shuffled a bit personalitywise too, due to his "writing ability" "improving" in the interrim, so now Dina is autistic and Sal is the unfavourite child.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Soft_member
You're right, this is pretty shit.

takes2long
takes2long

@happy_sad
It's like that episode of Star Trek where Captain Picard draws a smiley face in the warp core breach smoke because he couldn't handle the cognitive load of the fractured spacetime continuum.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@takes2long
If Jeph had even half the writing talent that the Next Generation team did, we'd be having a very different thread about his work.

If space/time is broken in QC, then it has three distinct parts. 200X, which is the root of the comic, determines fashion, music, and various cultural aspects, "The Current Year"("TCY" for brevity), which determine's people's mental state and interpersonal reactions, and 2X00, which forms the technological and scientific side of things.

Curiously, only "TCY" seems to be in flux, moving away from 200X and toward 2X00. This implies that it is not a threefold snarl, but rather a wrinkle. If you pinch a cloth, 200X is on the left, 2X00 is on the right, and both are touching. "TCY" is the loop of cloth between them, infinitely folded to condense all the time between 200X and 2X00 to the point where all three seem to overlap as one point in time.

If I were to guess, I'd say that someone in 2X00 (pre-collapse) attempted to travel backward to 200X. If this is the case, then the time traveler crushed all of the time in between in order to make the journey like it was an accordian, and the events we are seeing are the result of that.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Playboyize
I like how we keep making more interesting stories out of shitty webcomics.

Methshot
Methshot

@Gigastrength
It's one of our trademarks, and I love that there are enough creative people here to have these discussions.

Now if only we could use that creativity constructively, instead of just shitposting at 3AM.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Does anyone have the pic where Hannelore or whoetever the fuck she is in JoJo style with Pill Goblin as her stand?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Supergrass

Right here @SniperGod

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Fried_Sushi
(checked)
HOW COULD I BE SO BLIND

Now the question is what kind of pills does he prescribe

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@massdebater
The very first that begun this nonsense. I'll work on more pages later.

viagrandad
viagrandad

What font does Q.C. use?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@viagrandad
Blambot Casual, same as Penny Arcade.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Bidwell
@viagrandad

It's allegedly his own specially-made font. Blambot casual is just the closest I was able to find. I keep meaning to reverse engineer it in a vector program and release it for free as "Handstab.ttf" on all the font sites, but the edits and the real world keep me too busy. Maybe this summer.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Crazy_Nice
I could have sworn Joyce was hanging off of Walky's heavily-circumcized jock. Why is she in love with a woman, and why does the woman seem to prefer retarded velociraptorkin?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@kizzmybutt
I am being overly upset by that rifle he's holding. It doesn't have a loading gate and charging lever seems to be a part of the receiver. And there are no sights whatsoever.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Deadlyinx
Nigger, in jephcanon she used to be in a coven and shit.

1. I meant an actual witch, not some wannabe edgelord wiccan retard like all the webcomics at the time seemed to have
2. I can't be expected to have read all that shit AND internalized it. My autism runs to comic books and Transformers, not shitty webcomics made by men who sodomize their dogs
3. In editcanon, she was never a witch before, so, y'know, checkmate.

She even brought the Great Witch to uncurse Tits McDitz

Maybe THAT one was a real witch. She uncursed Raven so well, she didn't have to be one of Jeph's self-inserts anymore.

Techpill
Techpill

@Poker_Star
You can take the user out of /k/, but you can't take /k/ out of the user.

Yeah, that's a complaint I've seen a lot of when this comes up. With some folks, it's not the barely-passable art, the poor writing, the strawmanning, or the shitty plot; it's the fact that Willis has never handled a gun in the flesh and didn't bother doing much in the way of research.
pic related: I triggered some guy on /pol/ when he read the filename. Mission accomplished.

Methshot
Methshot

@Techpill
riflebed
Damn, I hope whenever you post that on /k/ you take screenshots.

In other news, violence is okay so long as it's lolrandumb or done by a tranny… are we SURE Willis and Jeph aren't the same person? I mean, have we ever seen them in a room together?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Methshot
No, they tend to keep their relationship private.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Methshot
You're not the hero.
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

I just love how Mary is so badass that she can easily outmanuver the main characters, even if they're Mary Sues, willing to use violence, that start the conflict in positions of power. Wrong thread, though. Personally I think the DoA thread is interesting enough to keep alive, without having to divide the attention of the QC thread.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Methshot
trannyviolenceisokay.png
Wait? Is that thing a tranny? I thought it was just a really ugly girl. So you mean that when "she" asserted "her" authority as the RA at the ladies dorm by challenging and beating up a girl, "she" was actually a man all along?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Flameblow
Mary (Based Christian Girl) is not a tranny. She did trigger one, tho.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@TurtleCat
I know Mary is not a tranny (thankfully), I was refering to the redhead RA. I knew the other redhead was a tranny, but is the one in @Methshot
also a tranny?

@Methshot
I forgot to mention: Why not just wait a few hours until you're sober, and then rat Mary out to the superiors like a little snitch? Is it really necessary to think out some extremely elaborate revenge plot?

I'll also point out: The Mary Sue main characters resort to physical violence and petty revenge, the evil Mary uses her brain to outthink them for self defense purposes.

TechHater
TechHater

@StonedTime
No, the tranny is in the last panel, the one with the ponytail. Has "Carla's Cold, swift, and absolutely ridiculous revenge against Mary plan" on the blackboard.

The comic implies SHE is the hero for seeking revenge against Mary, presumably for pic related.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@StonedTime
@TechHater

And it occurs to me the real cause for confusion is Willis's generic character design. The 'girl' in the last panel is not the RA (you can tell because the pony tail is not a box glued to a head), that is the tranny. Comic cuts to her after 'and you're not the hero' implying it is in fact the tranny who is the hero.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@TechHater
I misremembered the tranny as not having a ponytail.

So ok. The hero is not the girl that only acted in self defense, stands up against corrupt authority, and fights for what she believes in. No, the hero is an entitled, mentally ill man who dresses like a woman, spends time to make life uncomfortable for, and wishes death to, actual women, and whose end game revenge.

FastChef
FastChef

@eGremlin
Exactly. I thought the sudden cut was to imply that the RA got so pissed of at Mary that she, after being told off, started working tirelessly at a revenge scheme.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@FastChef
Nah, tranny going after someone after his fantasy was shattered for a brief moment.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Emberfire
wrong thread
Not for long if the fussion keeps going at this rate

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Fuzzy_Logic
keeps going
It already happened.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Playboyize
pinch a cloth, 200X is on the left, 2X00 is on the right, and both are touching.
We must go deeper.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@kizzmybutt
Just a guess but since Joyce is transparently Willis' insert, I imagine she's a "lesbian" because Willis himself isn't into men just pegging

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Gigastrength
men who sodomize their dogs
The meme spreads. You can't wrap your head around QC but this sticks.

@Methshot
Willis does the "drunk bubbles" thing, too? Is this some sort of standard? I realize it was a thing in, say, Merrie Melodies but that was 85 years ago and was for comic effect. There "drunk bubbles" was accompanied by stumbling, hiccups, slurred singing, exaggerated motions, etc. It wasn't be used in the middle of a dramatic scene. I know the real reason is that the bubbles are a crutch for writers who write "drunk" characters indistinguishable from sober ones

@StonedTime
Why not just wait a few hours until you're sober
Is she a lush? If so, keeping things on the low down is a pretty good thing to do.

@StonedTime
Mary uses her brain to outthink them for self defense purposes.
Which is funny because Willis is inadvertently writing a better character. He's not doing it for artistic purposes, he's accidentally innovating because he needs to step up his game to legitimize the Mary Sues. He's sticking Professor Moriarty into a universe full of Scrappy Doos.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Emberfire
Wrong thread, though. Personally I think the DoA thread is interesting enough to keep alive, without having to divide the attention of the QC thread.

We can't meme Jeph and Willis into an open sexual relationship if we don't first meme two strips into one strip.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Illusionz
I imagine she's a "lesbian" because Willis himself isn't into men

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Stark_Naked
He's sticking Professor Moriarty into a universe full of Scrappy Doos.

And we all know what happens when that sort of monster is accidentally set loose, don't we?

Man, I wish I had the time (and energy) for doing Walky edits. Willis' constant self-delusion pisses me off worse than Jeph's, some days.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Booteefool
meme Jeph and Willis into an open sexual relationship
In that relationship, who do you think would be the man and who would be the tranny?

@Illusionz
@King_Martha
Why is it retarded? I actually think autogynephilia is a rather good explenation for all the lesbians and trannies in DoA. It's not the only factor, pandering is an example of another, but I'm guessing it's one.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@happy_sad
Why is it retarded?

Because Willis is obviously SO into dudes, it's painful.

idontknow
idontknow

@Playboyize
Evidence? Not saying you're wrong, I just don't know what you're talking about. I'm aware of his and Jeph's back and forth butt-buddy doodles but that's it.

Techpill
Techpill

@Evil_kitten
Don't know why they dumped that plotline. A lot of people felt the first episode made the only real use or Dr Pulaski and was one of the few redeeming episodes of the 2nd season. The 2nd Moriarty episode was even better, and you know the "data cube" wasn't going to trick him forever. They set the whole thing up for a final showdown and never delivered. I get the potential overuse argument but then we didn't really need 10 Q episodes, either. Even a boring, unsatisfying Moriarty retread would have been better than half the episodes from the final season.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@happy_sad
the tranny
Jeph, obviously. He's already got a self-insert of this kind.

girlDog
girlDog

And so, now you've added the concept of Jeph x Willis shipping to the world.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@happy_sad
autogynephilia
A guy dressing up in diapers, waving a rattle, and paying a prostitute to pretend to be mommy = sick, degenerate sexual fetish, even to SJWs

A guy putting on women's clothes and pretending to be a "lesbian" = totally legit sexual identity

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Sharpcharm
A guy dressing up in diapers, waving a rattle, and paying a prostitute to pretend to be mommy = sick, degenerate sexual fetish, even to SJWs

SJWs are fine with that, though. They're fine with a 40-50 year old man claiming to be an 8 year old girl and abandoning his family. They're fine with pedophiles joining their ranks. I'm almost positive they're fine with incest, too.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@kizzmybutt
That brit who wanted to marry his mom springs to mind. SJWs are against order and decency first and foremost anything else they take a stand on is either in service to that goal or is because not being against it is too painful for them to get away with it.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@kizzmybutt
They're fine with a 40-50 year old man claiming to be an 8 year old girl and abandoning his family.

6. Stephonknee is 6. He is also going to Hell to spread AIDS when he dies

Soft_member
Soft_member

@PurpleCharger
Google "Stephoknee"
If this rabbit hole has a bottom, I haven't seen it yet.
https://archive.is/QnCza
Stefonknee Wolscht, 52, lived as Paul until she realized she was trans at age 46 and was not accepted by her family
After two suicide attempts and a bout of homelessness, she found hope in the transgender community in Toronto
She now resides with an adoptive 'mommy and daddy' and spends her time playing with dolls and the couple's young grandchildren

farquit
farquit

@Soft_member
the only thing hitler did wrong was lose

5mileys
5mileys

@Soft_member
6 years old
Pacifier
If you want to be a real loli, then try to stay close to the source material.

Does he shave his own body hair, or do "mommy and daddy" do that too?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Soft_member
My life will forever be a little darker from this day.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Soft_member
was not accepted by her family
Yeah that tends to happen when the breadwinner checks out on his seven children.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

And now.. mediocrity.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@New_Cliche
I dunno I'm rather fond of chocolate jewbot running Claire through with a harpoon

whereismyname
whereismyname

@New_Cliche
god fucking damn it jeff you almost had me at the point where i was starting to feel sadness for the shit that clinton has to put up with and you fuck it up with lolrandomxd

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Ignoramus
First time she'd ever be penetrated, I guarantee.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@New_Cliche
It's going to be hard as fuck for me to make this character relatable.

Speaking of which,Things have been hectic for me the past couple of weeks, but I'll get caught up on feels edits by Friday.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Soft_member
What the fuck has to happen in a person's life to drive them to this level of insanity?
This isn't run of the mill "I went to tumblr and now I realize I'm a luxury yacht" attention whoring bullshit, this is a legitimate mind break.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Fried_Sushi
Also
But I’ve moved forward now and I’ve gone back to being a child
He's literally saying he's moved forward by regressing.
This man not only drank the koolaid, he straight up drowned in it.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Supergrass

Don't worry about us fags if it gets to be too hectic. Take a breather when you need to.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@New_Cliche
She's assuming that "fight" means a physical altercation despite his unmarred appearance. That's weird.

Reach 1 and a bonus vs crustaceans
I forgot that Jeph plays 4e D&D. That explains why my Hatred for him had been waning.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Boy_vs_Girl
so claire has crabs then

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Boy_vs_Girl
mindlessly jumping on the "le 4e is shit guise XD" bandwagon

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Raving_Cute
it gives "the regressive left" a whole new meaning

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Boy_vs_Girl
Cetaceans, not crustaceans. Ceta- means whale.

@Skullbone
Maybe he's entitled to that opinion because he plays Hackmaster. Once you go hack, it's difficult (if not impossible) to truly go back.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Skullbone
Bandwagon
I'm speaking as a player who got excited, bought books, started playing, and was turned off by how little variety there was between classes, the over reliance on a grid system, the retarded way Skills were handled, and the stark lack of things to do that didn't involve HP damage in combat.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Skullbone
Oh,fuck off, 4e is shit. Have you ever thought that maybe the reason so many people hate it is because it actually is shit, dumbass?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Soft_member
I remember reading somewhere that 'stephoknee' was having a sexual relationship with the adopted father.
I can't find any mention of it anymore though, which makes the whole thing slightly better in my mind.
also
all those 'hers' and shes' in the article
that was hard to read.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Supergrass
I think he's honestly given up on making characters who are anything other than deplorable. This one isn't quirky or funny insane, this person is literally "how are they not in prison or an asylum" insane.

"You're angry. That means i should threaten you with a deadly weapon."

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Illusionz
Well, I guess it's the most legal way to get anal from a 6 year old.

Unless Stephoknee is the pitcher, in which case it's just the most hairbrained elaborate way of coming out to your family ever devised.

Come to think of it, I've never seen "want to get fucked by a 300lb 6 year old" listed as a fettish anywhere. Good on them for being creative.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Illusionz
iirc, it was a relationship with both "mother" and "father".

Found them on a kink site.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Booteefool
The worst bit? this is just kinda a fairly standard kink thing. If he/she hadn't framed it as Trans this person could've just shut up and gone on being kinky on their own fucking time. I am tired of people refusing to just be kinky and have to make every goddamn weird thing into an identity politics thing

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Illusionz

He's batshit crazy and his regression to being an infant was an excuse to leave behind his family for people that would cater to his fetish, "mom"/"dad" are in it for disturbing man-baby sex and so is he.

girlDog
girlDog

@Spamalot
Kink Lives Matter

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Spamalot
That's the difference between sanity and a weird fetish.

massdebater
massdebater

He was also featured on a tranny and fag acceptance channel. Palemoon claims that "tranny" isn't a real word.

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@Spamalot
sanity and a weird fetish
*insanity and a weird fetish.

likme
likme

it me

Emberburn
Emberburn

@massdebater
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Jesus Christ, there are people still attempting to manually filter the Internet? Even in the 90s people were giving up on this and the scope was dozens or hundreds of comments. That video probably had at least 25,000 comments on it, probably much more.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Emberburn
Well, they only look at the reported ones. Filtering out 'nigger' only goes so far.

askme
askme

@LuckyDusty
The cumstein bears

idontknow
idontknow

@Soft_member
He isn't crazy, just degenerate and living his fetish dream at the cost of his family and the children who are forced to participate, surrounded by a culture of people who praise tolerance so highly that they think it wrong to question the bullshit, even when it's their actual job. (Unless CPS has investigated the situation). I wouldn't be surprised to hear Stephoknee was 'innocently experimenting' with his 'siblings'.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@idontknow
Nor would I. If that dumb fuck "identifies" as a 6 year old girl, society dictates he IS a 6 year old girl. Therefore, we should be calling child services every time that 6 year old girl gets "raped" by "daddy," since "she" is too young to give consent.

I refuse to believe Sodom was MORE degenerate than what we're living in today.

Evilember
Evilember

@Spamalot
I am tired of people refusing to just be kinky and have to make every goddamn weird thing into an identity politics thing

This.

Why can't people just admit that they have a fetish, and indulge it on their own time? As much as we joke about it, there's not really anything wrong with someone "want(ing) to be the little girl" so long as they have no illusions about the fact that it's pure fantasy.

I miss the world of yesteryear when a fetish was just a fetish.

@kizzmybutt
I refuse to believe Sodom was MORE degenerate than what we're living in today.

At this point, I would welcome the fire and brimstone.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@kizzmybutt
Sir, people in the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah are continuing to engage in horrendously sinful acts even after Lot has tried to dissuade them
>Hmm…It seems they are. Fire the Heavenly Brimstone Anhialation Beam Cannon
That weapon has a 3000 year cool down, sir, wouldn't you rather use the Great Drought or even a small Plague?
>No. If I make an example of these degenerates, then humanity will fear my wrath sufficiently that they will never sin again. We won't need it a second time
As you wish, sir
>Oh, and set up a Pillar of Salt Array around the cities to catch fleeing sinners, set to go off if anyone witnesses the Heavenly Brimstone Anhialation Beam Cannon. Can't be too careful
Very good sir. What shall I tell the nonsinners while it warms up?
>Tell them to be cool and not to look at the explosion. Since they're truely devout, they should be safe

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

By the way, for anyone who hasn't already figured out why Iraqi Peppermint Patty seems so familiar, she's a human version of Bubbles/Menstro. She can't into human emotions but is trying. Having TWO characters like that reveals a simple truth: Jeph wants to fuck Data.

TechHater
TechHater

@SniperWish
3000 year cool down

Then it's been ready for awhile, now.

@Evilember
At this point, I would welcome the fire and brimstone.

One thing I've noticed whenever I bring up how things must have gone beyond Sodom and Gomorrah: there's at least one comment fully in support of obliteration. I know that feel.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@TechHater
3000
Oh yea, old testament time was waaaay long ago, huh? I guess 10,000 would be better for the joke, but whatever.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Lunatick
The Earth is only 6000 years old, user.

farquit
farquit

New edit. And I really hope Jeph gets more AIDS from Willis for inflicting this bartender and her shitty world on his readers.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@farquit
It's been brough on him, it's been brough on all of us.

Also, we need a harpoon edit.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@haveahappyday
Also, we need a harpoon edit.

No. The harpoon was stupid, even by Jeph standards. The gun is the superior version and that's the one that stands.

massdebater
massdebater

@haveahappyday
It's been brough on him, it's been brough on all of us.

Thank you. And it HAS been brough on all of us.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Bidwell
Also, I don't have the energy.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@farquit
@massdebater
I sometimes feel guilty about it, but I really like El Goonish Shive. It bit off more plot than it could chew in its early days, but it's light-hearted and scratches my degenerate magic genderswap itch.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@LuckyDusty
Jeph wants to fuck Data.
Well, who wouldn't want o fuck Data in the first place? The guy really knows how to show you a good time.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@massdebater
Jeph and Willis in the second panel

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@farquit
How do you arrive at $50 with two bills?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@StonedTime
Was there some sort of competition among webcomic writers in 2003 to stuff as many words as possible into their works?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@CouchChiller
Data really knows how to show you a good time.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Fuzzy_Logic
XKCD/C.A.D. effect- wherein you use as many words as possible so the verbose writing takes away from the lack of artistic merit.

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