MUH DISNEY PRINCESS DIVERSITY

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

MUH DISNEY PRINCESS DIVERSITY

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VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@TurtleCat
Archive link fag

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@VisualMaster
https://archive.is/uVBFa

It's like they want a Frozen 2 to be justified as more than just a cashgrab.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

They might as well, no man is going to want to lose his dick to that frostbite.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@TurtleCat
spic princess

BUILD

Nojokur
Nojokur

@TurtleCat
They won't because they cant. China won't buy it if it's got dykes in it and China is the second most important market in the world.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@TurtleCat
Becoming queen out of dead parents makes you a lesbian
I swear. LGBT is destroying it's self. The public backlash over tranny propaganda is only the beginning.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Illusionz
LGBT is destroying itself.

Not as quickly as it's wrecking society.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

As retarded as Disney may be at times, let's not forget that they enjoy shekels, the greenbacks (or in the case of having Harriet Tubman on the 20, "Silverbacks" from now on).

One of their biggest markets and money makers in China, and China hates gays. I think they're going to listen to the gooks who are giving them a lot more money.

Gooks with money > Professional whiners and faggots who make dyke fanart

girlDog
girlDog

Frozen 2
Hispanic princess movie
No Wreck It Ralph 2
No epic video game villains team up a la Avengers
>No "Megalovania" remix orchestrated by Toby Fox and Henry Jackman to be used by the main antagonist turning it into an awesome Disney villain song.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Let me guess, they ship her with her own sister.

@girlDog
Get out.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@happy_sad
On Twitter, they're unironically supporting incest.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Stupidasole
THE

takes2long
takes2long

@girlDog

No "Megalovania" remix orchestrated by Toby Fox and Henry Jackman to be used by the main antagonist turning it into an awesome Disney villain song.

That got me thinking, has anyone ever tried meta-fuckery in a cinema medium?

Imagine the audience reaction if the villain prepares a "world-ending attack" and upon it's execution the film just flat out stops, absolutely nothing on the screen, no sound whatsover. And it's left like that just long enough to get the audience members to start talking to each other, asking what's going on. Suddenly the voice of the protagonist is heard and it's revealed that they were able to survive the obliteration thanks to some foreshadowed plot element.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@cum2soon
WALL

askme
askme

@TurtleCat
LGBT Princess? Good luck with getting that past through Asia because some Asian countries wouldn't let that slide.

massdebater
massdebater

@girlDog
Hispanic princess movie
Sofia the First spinoff TV show

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@w8t4u
-E

hairygrape
hairygrape

Just fucking watch. This was intended from the start. Disney is going to "cave in" to this, just watch.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@hairygrape
…fucking dammit satan

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Playboyize
There is no satan here, just humanity. We've progressed too far and now we're trying to kill ourselves.

Techpill
Techpill

@girlDog
No "Megalovania" remix orchestrated by Toby Fox and Henry Jackman to be used by the main antagonist turning it into an awesome Disney villain song.

Leave and never come back, it's bad enough that the next WIR might have a Gamergate reference but there's no need to put Undertale shit a movie about fucking arcade games

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Techpill
Megalovania originated from Undertale

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@TreeEater
that doesnt change that it wasnt from an arcade game

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@TreeEater
I never said it originated from Undertale, but a majority know it only from there and regardless it isn't fitting for the context of the movie

StonedTime
StonedTime

I remember people saying frozen was about lesbian incest

TechHater
TechHater

@hairygrape
Holy shit that is the second double doubles I've seen with this vid, same thing on /tv/'s thread about it.
And those are Satanic no less.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Do they realize Elsa is technically neither a princess or a Disney Princess?

FastChef
FastChef

@hairygrape
Prince was played up as a good guy
Only became sociopath when he has the opportunity to kill Elsa

See this is where the movie could've solved this. Instead of a sociopath, Hans was a Knight Templar. Like he really loves Anna, but firmly believes that Elsa is the bad guy. Or maybe the excuse of his family issues could've played into his obsession of being the hero and ignore looking at Elsa in another point of view.

I still think the climax should've been something like Akira where instead of crying, Elsa becomes pissed as hell and goes to a pure kill em all mode due to despair and pure "fuck it, they want my ice powers to be the bad guys, then i'll play bad guy" mode. And no not evil like concept Elsa, though it would've been nice if she gained the personality of concept Elsa after Let It Go but still remained neutral. Never liked the idea of Elsa being the main villain when the film had a chance for a no true evil villain story.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@FastChef
Hans was a Knight Templar
He was doing carrying out the emperor's will

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

The movie would be better if the movie spent less time posing about how subversive it is and making a good relationship between elsa and whats her face.

Genderswap (And un sibling them) one of the sisters, and its one of the most bland "Romances" ever.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Nojokur

Single biggest customer for Disney is parents of small children, and they dont care about that shit whatsoever and most likely will protest if it becomes Tumblr-tier propaganda.

Soft_member
Soft_member

moving starts out with classic Disney intro and Animation Logo.
opening musical number starts playing
it's Elsa singing about what happened since the audience last saw her and how happy she is but then she sees Anna and Kristoff being lovingly playful along with Sven from a window and she smiles for a second and then frowns and goes into her room, the song goes sad and she realizes that she's lonely
Olaf comes in and sees Elsa depressed and asks her what's wrong. he's now "snowbent" on getting Elsa a boyfriend.
They head out without letting the Royal Guards know and ask for Kristoff and Sven to fill in for Elsa by crossing dressing as her. They meet many colorful characters, and spot many noble, hansom men but are very ignorant/arrogant and do nothing but flex off their muscles.
As they keep going, Elsa spots a dark skinned, middle-eastern looking woman with a lizard on her should performing for money using "magic tricks" that involve combustion. Elsa is stunned by her beauty but is pulled away by Anna to keep looking for a date.
Anna finds a nice average looking guy and convinces Elsa to at least give him a try.
It's night time, Elsa's date is going fine until the guy starts picking his nose. When Elsa shows disgusts, the guy says "What? All men do it." and eats his buggers causing Elsa to gag and walk away from the table.
Elsa hides behind a food stand and cries.
Suddenly she hears a noise and turns and sees the performer girl hiding behind the same stand.
the girl notices Elsa and is shocked to see the Queen of Arendelle.
the girl then goes to the food stand next to them, her pet lizard goes and scares the customers away as she steals the fruit.
The merchant catches her and calls for the Royal Guards to arrest her who do so while shouting racist remarks and call her a gypsy.
Elsa stops them, says it's "Queen's will that you let her go"
The guards are horrified and do what she says, the girl grabs a handful of fruit and runs for it as she runs, Elsa yells "Wait! What's your name!?" but she continues fleeing.
Back at the palace, the head of the guards, Donivic Turump, informs her how she could have gotten assassinated and as the head goes on, she stares into the distance thinking about the girl until the guard proclaims that Elsa will be under watch for the night.
Elsa goes to bed that night and dreams about the girl, she wakes up and decides to sneak out.
She starts singing this film's version of "Let it Go".
Bandits find her and try kidnapping her for ransom but then she uses her ice powers. But the amount of bandits overwhelm her, the gypsy girl comes in and saves her, revealing that she has fire powers.
As the bandits comically run off in fear. Elsa looks up at the girl blushing, the girl pulls her hand out to Elsa and says "Fara, my name is Fara Ali."
(1/2)

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Soft_member
(2/2)
The two nervously joke around and Elsa revels she wanted to find her until they hear a noise. It's Olaf and Sven, who noticed Elsa sneaking off, finding them. Olaf asks Elsa why is she out of the castle and before she could reply, Fara tells them why and Olaf looks at Elsa and sees her blush and realizes what's up and chuckles.
Elsa goes back to the castle with Olaf and Fara.
Donivic Turump is aware of her sneaking out and expresses his internal hatred for Elsa and his want to overthrow her monarch and become the king of Arendelle. He realizes why Elsa is so obsessed with Fara.
He spreads a rumor around town that Elsa is a lesbian and that Fara is her lover. The town is homophobic because of religious, medieval standards.
Fara and Elsa spend a whole day together much to the surprise of Anna. Anna sees the happiness on Elsa's face and is curious why she is so happy. Elsa doesn't know why but she's having the time of her life with Fara who she shares many connections with.
As the two grow closer, Anna grows jealous. Soon Elsa asks Fara how she got her powers and reveals that she was apparently born with them.
Elsa says that she was born with her's too and recounts the years of isolation she experienced. Fara holds Elsa's hand with a tear in her eye and says she'll never leave her.
Anna is pissed that Elsa and Fara are close and sings about how it isn't fair.
Suddenly, she notices a bright fire outside. It's an angry mob, Elsa goes outside to see the what the fuss is about and the mob starts shouting homophobic slurs at her. Donivic reveals that he had instigated a co'up to overthrow Elsa and place himself as "Emperor Turump" (And is immediately mocked by Kristoff,)
The mob storm the castle and Elsa, Fara, Anna and Kristoff flee on Sven who head into the forest to lose the mob and decide to head to a gypsy circus.
As the gang sleeps inside the tent made by the circus performers lead by her father, Elsa and Fara she one together and they become even closer, revealing that she once had a sister who she scarred with her powers like what Elsa did to Anna. They embrace and sleep in each others arms.
Anna sneaks into the tent and awakens Elsa and tells her how she feels about the whole thing, Elsa is surprised by then goes on to say that she's sorry and decides to be a better sister for Anna, causing her to cry.
Fara and the performers plan out how to take back the castle, they head out to begin their which involves Olaf and the giant snowman from the first film distracting the guards as the performers launch fireworks at the castle.
The film reaches a grand climax as Elsa and Fara face off against the dastardly Emperor Turump. Just as Elsa is about to kill Turump, the mob stops her and calls her a "horrible degenerate".
Anna yells "STOP!" and gives a big speech about love and acceptance and how they're the real monsters for attacking Elsa saying "even if she is a lesbian, what makes that so bad?"
The mob comes to their senses, the lizard, with help from Olaf and Sven, take back the crown from Turump's head and returns it to Elsa with great applause.
The crowd cheers but Turump shouts "NO!" and tries to stab Elsa but ends up stabbing Fara. Elsa then freezes Turump in place who then falls into the lack of Arendelle and is swept away by the current.
Elsa holds Fara's dying body in her arms and cries, Fara tells her it's ok and that she was glad to have met Elsa. Elsa sobs and whispers into Fara's ear "I love you."
Fara dies and Elsa cries into her chest as the crowd looks on sadden by Elsa's loss, but then a miracle happens, the rock trolls which happen to be there notices the combination of Elsa's ice powers and Fara's fire powers as well as their love for each other, revives her back to life. As she gaps for air, the crowd cheers and Elsa and Fara give each other a big, emotional kiss and confess their love for each other.
The film ends with Elsa and Fara getting married sometime later.
Everyone is happy as Elsa is no longer lonely, a peasant makes a joke about how they should refer to them as "Queen and Queen now!"
orchestral version of Let it Go plays as the film ends.

farquit
farquit

@Evil_kitten
after credits scene is Hans being told that Elsa is gay and married a woman and replies "Explains Everything!"

idontknow
idontknow

@PackManBrainlure
WRECK IT RALPH IS LITERALLY A MOVIE ABOUT ARCADE GAMES YOU VACUOUS CUNT.
CUNT

likme
likme

@idontknow
Yet Bowser and Sonic show up

hairygrape
hairygrape

@likme
noice digits

Firespawn
Firespawn

GET

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Soft_member
@Evil_kitten
tumblr/10

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@likme
What are Mario Kart GP and SegaSonic the Hedgehog?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@idontknow
Im saying that megalovania didnt come from an arcade game
nerdo

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@takes2long
That got me thinking, has anyone ever tried meta-fuckery in a cinema medium?

Inside Out actually had a scene that was somewhat like that

I watched it in 3D in a cinema. When Joy and Sadness went into the abstract thought chamber and became two-dimensional, the movie itself suddenly became 2D.

That was actually a nice and clever trick in my opinion.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@CodeBuns
Sonic the Fighters too.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@hairygrape
MUH Bible Belt boogyman don't like trannies at target
Meanwhile Christains fighters are only people protecting Gays from being 100% genocide by Isis
silent on Muslims treatment of LGBT people
Why are angry atheist e-Celebs the biggest pushers of Tranny propaganda yet tend to be silent on Islam if not outright defend Muslims like mundanematt does.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@lostmypassword
This.
I really want a justification or rationalization for this.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@PackManBrainlure
You are not the only one. I noticed most anti-theist people on Facebook are some of the biggest Muslim white knighting cunts. Than again you can't be a liberal without having a boner for islam.

Evilember
Evilember

@lostmypassword
@PackManBrainlure
Because Muslims are a poor oppressed brown people that didn't do anything wrong ever.

They care more about appearing accepting and tolerant than the things they "accept" and "tolerate."

Everyone wants to fight The Man. But people have forgotten who The Man is.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Soft_member
@Evil_kitten
Fast Forward 40 years, and there's a civil war over succession between Anna/Kristoff's son and Farra's nephew because the precious Queen/Queen union couldn't produce an heir, and both men have equally valid claims to the throne.

DeathDog
DeathDog

So what? You have to be a massive faggot to like Elsa in the first place, it all makes perfect sense.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

forced to abdicate the throne in the event her homosexuality is made public, or just executed for it in a sexually ironic way a la King Edward II

or

is forced to marry and couple with a filthy male to create a king and sire some princes/princesses then never sleeps with him ever again while keeping a multitude of female concubines or one in particular as a lover, giving the court gossip and intrigue to work with for decades and probably eventually result in a coup by the nobility and execution/banishment from the kingdom if any irrefutable evidence is brought to light

but that'd be assuming they handled it with any shred of historical accuracy

TechHater
TechHater

@ZeroReborn
Disney
Accurate

Pick one.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@TechHater

yeah true, even the tiniest shred of historical accuracy is expecting too much from a very-loose-interpretation-of-fairytales company

shit can you imagine showing a historically-accurate kingdom in anything that isn't game of thrones in this day and age? you'd get progressives slavering for you to be burned at the stake

FastChef
FastChef

Let's give this the monkey paw treatment:
Yrs, Elsa is now a lesbo. But her girlfriend is a submissive cuckquean who only gets off when Elsa gets fucked by cis white men.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@ZeroReborn
elsa declares her homosexuality
even though all her advisors knew she was munching the carpet
peasants don't know how to react because they're too busy trying to harvest shit out of a frozen wasteland
barons eventually get fed up with her because there's no heir
peerage also sees an opportunity to grab power
civil war
elsa kills the rebels, but the barons spin this up as the cruel lesbian queen going mad
the peasants rise up
the girlfriend is slain in battle
elsa is eventually cornered
the peerage force her to sign their version of the Magna Carta
elsa is forced to be impregnated and gives birth to a son
she then goes mad and is deposed
distant "Rule Frozenia" plays in the background

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Elsa falls in love with fire powers princess from a country south of the equator
Abdicates the throne to Anna because no heir/wanting to travel to her new lover's home
Elsa influences their perma-summer and brings their first winter ever
Elsa starts to loose her powers and die when she spends more than a few months away from her home
Elsa and her lover travel to her home, causing hot summers to bathe the northern lands
Her lover looses her powers and starts to die after a few months
They alternate between their two homes on a yearly basis
This goes on forever because they're made of magic
Pull back to a shot of non-CGI mom reading a book to her daughter
"And that's why summer and winter happen every year"
The End

Spamalot
Spamalot

@girlDog
Toby Fox

MPmaster
MPmaster

@BinaryMan
Really? Because… Cracked already posted that same basic premise two years ago.

Also, the new Hard To Be A God was very gritty. Makes GoT look like the Muppet Show.

girlDog
girlDog

@MPmaster
cracked

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@likme
not knowing Super Mario Bros had an arcade Cabinet which was released in the states a year before the NES.
Not knowing Sonic also got an Arcade port (and a Masters port while we are at it).
not being alive in the 90's.

How young are you?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@lostmypassword
@PackManBrainlure
@Burnblaze
@Evilember

I honestly think the answer is much simpler than these people want to admit.

They are afraid of the wrath of Islam. They may say that they consider Muslims an oppressed group, but the reality is that people are afraid to call out Islam because they believe there is a very real possibility it will be met with violence. Worst case scenario when you criticize Christfags is some rednecks might bitch at you for a bit then lose interest. Apart from that it's downright fashionable to outspokenly criticize Christianity. Worst case scenario when you criticize Islam is a fatwa declared on you or your head cut off.

Society acts like this is a conscious choice to make themselves feel better, but it's inherently the intended reaction to terrorism.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@SniperWish
I would pay so much money to see that happen.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@MPmaster
Cracked

Don't do that.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@SomethingNew
This. I remember being pissed as fuck that my knowledge of the NES was all but useless on the cabinet. Warp pipes weren't where they were supposed to be, flowers were on THAT block instead of this one…

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

What these idiots don't realize is that Disney is a public company that tires to market it's shirt for a WORLDWIDE audience, meaning that they aren't gonna pander to these twats to make them happy.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Illusionz
iirc, a bunch of fags hate the lgbt and are refusing to ally themselves. hopefully this ends up happening and just becomes the blt, cause no one in that's gonna have the backbone to actually do more than complain

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@lostmypassword
it's cause they're usually always liberals and more often than not the average liberal is too much of a pussy to call out anything that isn't white

idontknow
idontknow

@MPmaster
@girlDog
@hairygrape

Nah, that video is pretty great. There's bouncy cartoon tits and even unflattering depictions of Jews as money-grubbing forest goblins.

Cracked really changed.

Methshot
Methshot

@idontknow
Nah, that video is pretty great.

I don't care if it's the second coming of Citizen Kane, nigger, we don't give clicks to David "John Doesn't Die At The End And I'm A Bitchy Faggot" Wong, you savvy?

Cracked really changed.

I don't know if this is b8, ignorance, or outright shilling, but Cracked is the same shit it's always been.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Surprise this thread didn't turn into a porn dump yet

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@idontknow
It was made by the Hsu(?) and Chan guy for some female comic's album

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Ignoramus
blt
Hauw?
But yeah, go on /cuteboys/ a bit and between slut threads, whining about >tfw when no bf (seriously, the place is a new r9k) tips on how to look cute, whining, whining, enough wine to feed six million thirsty noble dorfs, you'll find posts about not liking the flaming faggots that make us all look like annoying cocks.
@Methshot
This video is older, back when cracked wasn't an SJW piece of shit the size of Uranus.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Crazy_Nice
Did they get bought out by a newspaper conglomerate because of their shitty clickbait?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Sir_Gallonhead
Dunno, haven't kept up with them but I wouldn't be surprised. These niggers, mind you, have these competitions where you make a 'shop relating to some theme like, "Commercials for products used in ways they were never intended" with a $200(?) prize. Turns out they randomize everything execpt the top 3.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Nude_Bikergirl
Hsu & Chan Tanaka? Haven't heard that brought up in a long time.

Inmate
Inmate

we wuz princesses n shit

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Techpill
WIR
What?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@StonedTime
"Gon' build that wall until it's done"
"Gon' build that wall up to the sky"

You're goddamn right

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Burnblaze
Than again you can't be a liberal without having a boner for islam.

Nice meme Cletus.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@PackManBrainlure
Wreck it Ralph.

farquit
farquit

@PurpleCharger
Oh, didn't even cross my mind.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@TurtleCat
Funny considering those that want Elsa to be a fag also want her to fuck her sister.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Nude_Bikergirl

The guy who did Hsu and Chan works for Cracked now? Thats…actually kind of depressing.

5mileys
5mileys

@Fried_Sushi
He's not writing articles on a regular basis like Seanbaby

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@idontknow

Clipped out the /pol/ portion for our enjoyment.

@Fried_Sushi

Here I thought "Norm" Scott dropped off the face of the earth. It might've been better if he did…

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