Suicide thread>How will you do it?>What will be the last thing you'll go and...

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Suicide thread

How will you do it?
What will be the last thing you'll go and enjoy before doing it?
What song(s) will be playing while you do it?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I won't do it, you fag.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Fuzzy_Logic
back to Facebook, normie.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Spazyfool
implying facebook is not filled with edgy teenagers liking Nihilist Memes and shit
You might be more comfortable there.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Nude_Bikergirl
implying FB isn't filled with Steves and Maries liking Weekend Break pages and socializing
Go spend the weekend in Vancouver with your inlaws, Brad.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Dope, booze and a gun.
Nature.
Fuck music.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Harmless_Venom
Whatever, enjoy your creative thread as it dies without a sound…

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Soft_member
Enjoy your Pinterest page, Mark.

farquit
farquit

@Soft_member
You can be so cruel. Where does that come from?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Spamalot
Really?
No nice song to send yourself off with?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Hanging
Probably play my favorite vidya
Some edgy shit

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Soft_member
fucking chad

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Evil_kitten
@cum2soon
Bumping thread there, I see.

@farquit
This is a shitty thread, that's all.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@BinaryMan
How
Carbon monoxide poisoning in a car overlooking somewhere scenic and secluded(So that no "local hero" tries to "rescue" me).
Last thing I'll enjoy
The finest most expensive prostitute followed by a fruit pavlova and a coffee at a cafe.
Songs
Not sure how long it takes before the long sleep so…
Into My Arms - Nick Cave
Make It Rain - Foy Vance
Perfect Day - Lou Reed (cliché I know, don't give a shit)

Flameblow
Flameblow

@iluvmen
Are you sure you don't want to stick around?
You seem butt-suicidal.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@iluvmen
not him just showing empathy towards a non normie

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@BinaryMan
How will you do it?
nitrogen
What will be the last thing you'll go and enjoy before doing it?
I don't enjoy anything, that is part of the reason why I am doing it.
What song(s) will be playing while you do it?
I wasn't planning on listening to songs.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@ZeroReborn
Tell me about this nitrogen method. Just going to ingest it?

King_Martha
King_Martha

Shotgun to the head deep in a wilderness area.

A nice long hike in solitude (kinda required for the above) and maybe a mushroom trip

As far as music goes, I don't think I'd listen to anything. It might make me change my mind. There's no songs that convey the message of 'do it Faggot ' that I listen to.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Illusionz
nitrogen gas, it should work like helium

askme
askme

@King_Martha
Not that it will concern you after you do it but don't you care about the state you'll be found in? Or would you actually prefer to be found that way?

massdebater
massdebater

I'm going to starve or dehydrate. Preferably starve. I want that method so that nobody goes
oh he just had a lapse of judgement what a mistake he made
Fuck that. It will be obvious I wanted to die. And if I can't make it then I really didn't want to die that much.

I'll probably have a really nice meal before I start. Hell it doesnt even have to be a nice meal just tasty. I'd settle for a feast at taco bell.

I guess whatever anorexics listen to to keep their mind off food.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@askme
That's why I want to go deep in the wilderness. I live in Colorado so it's not too hard to hike for a day and get somewhere that nobodys been for months. Also I'm not too concerned about how I'm found because I'm hoping to decompose and be missing long enough that they can't tell whose body it is. I won't be bringing my ID so that will be a big hindrance to investigators if I ever decide to go through with it. I will have a note that says that this was a suicide and not a murder.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

bump because fuk normies

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@massdebater
That could take many days and even if you want to die food will be irresistible.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Methnerd
You'll be a missing person and you'll be identified by your clothing.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@RavySnake
and dental records, and DNA testing

TechHater
TechHater

@TurtleCat
@RavySnake
Nobody will know what I'm wearing when I leave. Most likely I'll stop into a goodwill before I leave. Dna testing only helps if there's Dna to test against and since I'm not in any federal databases (at least my Dna coding isn't) Im not worried. Dental is the one I'm most worried about. Maybe it'd be better to go into the ocean. The blood would attract sharks. Plus I could sink my canoe or whatever by shooting a hole in the bottom then blowing my brains out. The gun, boat and hopefully me would be gone without a trace.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@TalkBomber
True, but it is possible with enough willpower. I forget what it's called but in some Indian religion (India Indians) starvation is the only acceptable way to off yourself.

FastChef
FastChef

@TurtleCat

dental

Simple, just pull out all your teeth and break your jaw before you kill yourself, and leave the teeth at home.

DNA

Just kill yourself by dumping acid all over you. That should dissolve the DNA.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@FastChef
Missing person, teeth found at home
Dead body found, teeth missing
No detective would ever figure that one out.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@TechHater
relatives' DNA can be used

whereismyname
whereismyname

@BinaryMan
@Fuzzy_Logic
@Spazyfool
@Nude_Bikergirl
@Harmless_Venom
@Spamalot
@Soft_member
@Evil_kitten
@farquit
@viagrandad
@SomethingNew
@cum2soon
@iluvmen
@Methnerd
@Flameblow
@SniperGod
@ZeroReborn
@Illusionz
@King_Martha
@Soft_member
@askme
@massdebater
@Methnerd
@Burnblaze
@TalkBomber
@RavySnake
@TurtleCat
@TechHater
@BinaryMan
@FastChef
@Fuzzy_Logic
Dude Weed Lmao

Nojokur
Nojokur

@FastChef
might aswell barbecue himself then

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Ignoramus
But if they knew who my relatives were then they would already know who I was.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Fuzzy_Logic

Okay then, just leave your teeth at a friend's house. When they find them, they'll think your friend killed himself, and not you.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Need_TLC
You would be a missing person. They would ask your relatives for DNA if they found a body, to see if it was you. Just leave a note saying sorry. Whom ever you think you are protecting by hiding your suicide, you're not. Just let them find your body, so they can have closer, and move on.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Garbage Can Lid
u rusing bro?
Why leave the teeth at his house or the house of anyone he knows?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@PurpleCharger

That way they won't know they're his.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Lunatick
The perfect crime.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Lunatick
Couldn't possibly toss the teeth in several dumpsters?

girlDog
girlDog

@King_Martha

It would be suspicious if the police just started finding a bunch of teeth in dumpsters, wouldn't it?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@TalkBomber
It can take weeks, even months. No water will kill you in days.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@girlDog
They're unlikely to be found among the trash and people wouldn't think about it too much.
Set of teeth at someone's house? What are you going to do? Show up with a bloody mouth and ask them to hold on to them for you?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@BunnyJinx

I was thinking he'd tell his friend he was keeping them there for safekeeping. Sort of like how you put your sperm in a sperm bank for later – he'd be puttng his teeth in a "teeth bank."

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Nojokur
This fucking thread…

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

.45 hollowpoint
shitpost and look at dank memes
Spice girls: Wannabe

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