Wasting the life

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I'm 25.
I DON'T KNOW WHY,
These days I feel like i am wasting my life, is that a common feel of this age or maybe I am realy wasting it?

Like , is there some kind of checklist of "things u gotta do before 25 or else u cannot do it ever again"?

I regret the most not fucking lolies when i was 13, and I could…

All urls found in this thread:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_LaLanne
Soft_member
Soft_member

i'm a poor and ill cyborg.
I would like to be a normalfag.
would you too?

hairygrape
hairygrape

Too many people have this idea that you can only do fun stuff in youth.

It's bullshit, really it is. Just do fun stuff now instead of beating yourself up over the fact that you didn't do it early.

But uh, yeah, don't fuck lolis or anything like that. Fuck girls (or guys) your own age, for your sake and everybody else's.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@hairygrape
is it true that after being 35 you begin "to decay"?

RavySnake
RavySnake

i'm a poor and ill cyborg.
I would like to be a normalfag.
would you too?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Garbage Can Lid
is that a common feel for this age?
Yes

am I really wasting it?
Maybe the trick is to assume that it was already a waste, and that we can only attempt to distract ourselves from that fact.

Kek. That sounded so edgy but I still kind of feel that way

viagrandad
viagrandad

@BlogWobbles
@hairygrape
maybe I watched to american 80s movies….

Firespawn
Firespawn

@viagrandad
If you're trying to say "maybe I've watched *too many* American 80's movies", then yes, this could certainly be a cause of unrealistic expectations.

WebTool
WebTool

Nein op, its just when you hit that age, at which you realise all wasted oportunities and how depresing future/present looks like

sorry grammers dyslexic and a faggot, just like op for not fucking lolis. Disregard dislexic, just faggot

Anyway op, at age above 20 people usualy realise, that an hero is the best option, given that life throws you lemons (or nigger dick) and you have no future without contributing effort. Or sucking dicks. Or squeezing lemons. Or grapefruiting nigger dicks, well you get the picture.

Just imagine all those things that went wrong by your lazyness/lack of self esteem/having a dick in your i-blush-to-type anus .

Btw i'm girl

Btw i have no idea what that methaphor with life-lemons means. Lemons? Rly? Bullshit

Btw i'm jewish, so pls dont kys and be a good goy, life is AMAZING when you finaly grow up, finish yous wageslavery spree, then hopefuly your relatives pay for funeral and then everyones living long happy after anal seks with priest.

Btw did i mention i'm a nigger? If i did, it was a lie, because i'm not.

Welp, i hope i've helped, op, see you soon surounded by 72virgins soon. Unless you are a nigger, then lol gl in cotton fields, because those virgins will need tampoons haha stupid ape you SLAAAVE

TL;DR like you have something better to do than read, like and subscribe, just dont forget to fuck your mom!

TL;DR'S TL;DR i'm not a girl, you cis biggot, how dare you

Auschwitz out

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Firespawn
yes and a lot of travel vlogs on jewtube…
since i'm poor I can't do none of those shit…
at least right now

Bidwell
Bidwell

does it make me a fag if i like to lay in me bed in spoon position and put my dzindzilas behind my legs, closer to anal? Sweaty balls after a good wank to sum greek love porn dont stick to legs that way, i think they get more air ant dry up faster. Does penis area sweat dry at all?

Jesus jehova moses, life is so complicated at age 25, when i was younger i was just walking around with my balls sticky and never rly gave a fuck (got used to the smell and moisture) unless my gf would touch there and smite my nose, ew

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@WebTool
(You)
Conductor we have a problem

@New_Cliche
lel

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@WebTool
@New_Cliche
wth

takes2long
takes2long

@Burnblaze
@WebTool
@New_Cliche
bump i ned to know

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

don't you feel luck to have that fear?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@TalkBomber
lucky*

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Garbage Can Lid
In Ancient Greece 14 year old girls were usually married to 28 year old men.

Society owes it to you. If they don't, kill them. Do what thou wilt.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@hairygrape
Like lamp posts?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Garbage Can Lid
Join the military.

I did earlier this year and I finally feel like I'm doing something.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@lostmypassword
Are you a pog or a zog goy?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@BinaryMan
Marine Corps. communications.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Garbage Can Lid
I'm 25.
I DON'T KNOW WHY
Uh … because you were born fewer than 26 years ago, maybe?

5mileys
5mileys

@Burnblaze

Depends on your genetics. Check out how your ancestors aged.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@lostmypassword

"Join the military" means "Take your sanity, your health and your life, and hand them over to incompetent assholes to lose in stupid gambles."

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Garbage Can Lid

is there some kind of checklist of "things u gotta do before 25 or else u cannot do it ever again"?

"Learn English spelling" seems to have passed you by.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Garbage Can Lid
Are you happy? Then you are not wasting your life.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Garbage Can Lid
You know what'll really help you out OP

Go out in the sun, and go walk for about an hour. Vitamin D will make you feel happier

While your legs focus on moving, putting left in front of right, let your mind take over your whole mind.

Just think.

Stop giving a shit what others think about you, just think about yourself for a minute.

Meditate via walking. Trust me, it helps, because it's instinctual. You know why humans are the most successful species, despite all their shortcomings? They're hardy little motherfuckers. We can walk, talk, think and fight for ages. Ancient Bix-Noods used to chase animals for miles until the beasts were tired, and then we struck. They never gave up. Even if their prey ran away, the dumb niggers kept hunting until they got a meal.

This happened for thousands of years on repeat until the first incident of autism.

Every single one of your ancestors breathed, ate, shat, fucked, and tackled challenges that were thought to be impossible.

Survival is literally a battle of attrition. It's obvious when you take the time to think about, but many things are easy to forget.

You know why?

Because life is survival of the fittest.

And the best way to get fit is to walk it off

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Garbage Can Lid
I've felt that way several times at different ages.. to be honest at 25 it wasn't that bad, I think I was fairly happy at that time, even if I had problems here and there. I have felt worse the last couple of years than then.. so no.. it depends of what you are experiencing and what are your particular goals

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

im 35… feels old

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I'm 22, all my life I lived in a third world shit hole even though I am a white aryan man, I wasn't able to do anything you spergs take for granted in the US or Europe, my life is almost exactly the same as living in a prison cell.

I'm not exactly complaining, I know I will get my chance, my only regret is I couldn't fuck a qt emo bitch back when that was still a thing.

tfw everyone around you is a nigger
tfw there are no more emo qts even if I do get back to civilization

Why even live?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Burnblaze
Jack LaLanne existing forces me to answer probably not.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_LaLanne

At 54 he destroyed a 21 year old Arnold Schwarzenegger in a contest of strength.

He towed 10 boats carrying a combined 77 people for over a mile in under an hour, swiming… In the ocean… At 66.

There's a bunch more on the page.

WebTool
WebTool

You should kill yourself

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Raving_Cute
Why are you stuck in Detroit?

Just leave you dumb fuck

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@WebTool
Thank you for the glorious read.

Disable your ad blocker to access the content

Disable your ad blocker to access the content