Sup Leeky Forums,needing some help with the whole an hero thing because I am done with...

Illusionz
Illusionz

sup Leeky Forums,

needing some help with the whole an hero thing because I am done with living

are chemicals effective if I am not found before they finish the job?

what are some of the most effective methods outside of hanging (no rope), co2 (no car), gunshot (australian gun laws not in my favour) and exit bag (cannot acquire materials)?

what do you put in a suicide note aside from why I've decided to take my own life?

thanks Leeky Forums

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Booteefool
Booteefool

@Illusionz
Helium
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Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Booteefool
can't buy anything because poor fag

farquit
farquit

@Boy_vs_Girl
it's only 30 dollars, a rope (for noose) is more expensive.

5mileys
5mileys

@farquit
$13 in usable cash, want to get it done tonight

Firespawn
Firespawn

@5mileys
well tbh m80 chemicals wouldnt be a good choice. you could end up being paralyzed or retarded or something instead of dying. if you really want to die just get a syringe and some pure alcohol (bacardi 151 or something) and inject yourself with at least 200cc. yer ded

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

have you run out of good boy points?

why kill yourself? girlfriend dumped you?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

drink a glass of battery acid. just turn your mom/dads car battery upside down with the top off and drain the acid into a pan and then transfer to a cup and chase with a lil water (its gonna rekt your throat)

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

you could always just slit your wrists. classic and tested. just remember to cut down the tracks and not across

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Get piece of paper
draw stick figure
label it muhammed
take it to nearest mosque
walk inside drop pants and wipe ass with it.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Firespawn

yeah the last thing I want is to end up even more retarded

I've never drunk before in my life, apparently if I chug as much alcohol as I can get my hands on it can proper kill me?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

no rope?
improvise!
use a belt or wind a sheet up into a cord.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Fuzzy_Logic
probably not. you'll pass out from alcohol poisoning and sober up before you die most likely

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@CouchChiller
life is monotonous and i have no motivation to fix anything.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@ZeroReborn
thank you, it's on the list

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@GoogleCat
creative and would be a good laugh, great idea mate

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@CodeBuns
yeah I could give that a crack, thanks for the tip

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Nojokur
bummer, that seemed like a good idea on paper.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Stupidasole

nothing to hang it on that could support my weight sadly.

Spamalot
Spamalot

swan dive off the tallest building near you. even a 2 story will end you mane

farquit
farquit

@King_Martha
no trees!?
are you in africa dude???????????

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@farquit
oi shit that's true, thanks

takes2long
takes2long

@Stark_Naked
start a drinking or drug habit

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Spamalot

nothing tall enough sadly, I live in a semi rural area.

massdebater
massdebater

@SomethingNew
fuck off and kill youself already nigga. if you can try to livestream it on twitch or something m8 (for the team bruh)

Inmate
Inmate

also would like to know. how old are you? virgin?

idontknow
idontknow

@Inmate
sure man

18, not a virgin

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@massdebater
that's a good idea, tinychat?

Playboyize
Playboyize

Go to hardware store
buy can of expanding foam and roll of tape
empty can down your throat
wrap tape around head multiple times

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

wherever, just hurry the fuck up and do it already faggot

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@idontknow
you are still a baby. go out and do something with yourself aside from sitting in the dark masturbating and whining about how much the world sucks.

Techpill
Techpill

@Gigastrength
will do.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Deadlyinx
no

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Gigastrength
might as well drop your real name and location so we can look for you in the news tomorrow m8……unless this is just some ebin ruse….

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Helium, face masks, and tubing are only about $20-$40 USD and are available on Amazon. 100% lethality, 0% pain.

Nojokur
Nojokur

KILL YOURSELF !!!!!!!!!!!

Inmate
Inmate

@BunnyJinx
Op is an ausfag we don't have the proper burger amazon ours just sells ebooks and kindles

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