I need to trap a jew. any thoughts on how?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

i have fallen victim to the trap of a Jewish women. i must have her. how can i trap her in my basement so she can never see the light of day again?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Do you have any idea how hard it would be to keep a prisoner in your basement?
You’d have to build a Fritzl-like dungeon to pull that off – sound-proof, sanitary, well-lit, etc.

eGremlin
eGremlin

In the oven

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Dreamworx
Much like catching other vermin. Set out some bagels with a schmear and some lox, then wait for it to drop it's guard.
If the Jew-food doesn't work, try precious metals or currency.

Supergrass
Supergrass

set up a box trap and put money under it

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@whereismyname
Use kosher food

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

You dont need traps. Just good talk. You throw her SN7400N NAND gate underfoot and ask: Is this your SN7400N NAND gate? This is all, she is yours!

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Dreamworx
use money

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Dreamworx
use money

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Dreamworx

That's not complicated

Pic related worked really well during 1942

Snarelure
Snarelure

yes

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Fried_Sushi
This.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

What is a Jewish dilemma?

Free pork

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@AwesomeTucker
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@AwesomeTucker

idontknow
idontknow

@Dreamworx
Probably not worth it. Even if she hates her family enough to do all the freaky shit in bed she'll still want to mutilate your infant sons' cocks.

Techpill
Techpill

@Dreamworx
Alternatively you can do what Hitler did and kill yourself.

JunkTop
JunkTop

drug her nanner

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