PONY BREAD

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

DEGENERACY EVOLVED

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MPmaster
MPmaster

Pony that ponio bro

King_Martha
King_Martha

Thank god. I almost had to do it myself.

Spamalot
Spamalot

ポニ

Soft_member
Soft_member

@King_Martha
It's okay, skitty is an attention horse

viagrandad
viagrandad

Dead bread is ded

likme
likme

@viagrandad
dude, I sent you some shit on steam lol

Methshot
Methshot

A new /b/read is nice, but alas, I must sleep.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Methshot
Farewell.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Methshot
Goodnight

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Poker_Star
https://youtu.be/vR-hBMxTuwQ?t=11m8s

Skullbone
Skullbone

@likme
I'm at work.

Evilember
Evilember

@Sharpcharm
Génial, mais c'est l'heure quand je dois sortir pour dormir. Bonne nuit.

Goodnight, everyone else who I assume doesn't speak French.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Evilember
night apples.
have a good one

Soft_member
Soft_member

Nugget checking in for the first time in ever

likme
likme

@Soft_member
OH MY GAWD
I have a job selling drugs now btw

Methnerd
Methnerd

@likme
Hey there m8!!!
As do I. Nothing big, only made a few thousand so far. What are you up to?

TechHater
TechHater

@LuckyDusty
Rappy!

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@TechHater
Where the bloody hell have you been!?!?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@PurpleCharger
Been busy. Too the point that I'm losing my mind. Work and weed and relationship bullshit. How ya been?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Methnerd
Ooh? Watcha doing?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Supergrass
Put some paychecks into getting a pound of green. Been selling on the weekend for extra cash.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Raving_Cute
Hahaha.
Nice.
I'm actually in a pharmaceutical company dealing with buying and selling actual drugs

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Ignoramus
man no, before anything. give me an email or steam.
something you check regularly that I can contact your ass on reliably.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Sir_Gallonhead
Aside from text I don't use much. Let me get a burner email set up. I forgot my last 8ch one.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@haveahappyday
gah

Playboyize
Playboyize

this is where horses go right?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@iluvmen
Ask Skye. He might still have it.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@TreeEater
Ask me for what?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Ded?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

daily reminder to stay hydrated

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Firespawn
the email he forgot -_-

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Nojokur
Who needs who's email? I'll sort it.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@VisualMaster
What if I only drink marecum?
It becomes difficult to stay hydrated if my marestress doesn't drink water all she drinks is sunny D. And she has me always performing cunnilingus so I haven't a chance for a drink of water.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Dreamworx
Dude wtf.
Wtf dude.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

hello

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Supergrass
I need Nuggets, but he's forgotten it apparently.

@Raving_Cute
G'day Reecey, how're you?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@TreeEater
@Nude_Bikergirl
[email protected]

girlDog
girlDog

@Nude_Bikergirl
yo raptor just having some lunch, you?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Booteefool
Thanks

@girlDog
I'm good :3
Glad to hear you are as well.

have you got up to much today so far?

Inmate
Inmate

Yep that's it. Keep in touch raptor. Ight I got to start work so I'll be invisible again. See you guys soon hopefully

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Inmate
Fgt

FastChef
FastChef

@Inmate

Say that to my face fucker

Supergrass
Supergrass

alo

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Need_TLC
god damn i've been feeling great lately

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Garbage Can Lid
Don't.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Harmless_Venom

@Lord_Tryzalot
yes sir!

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Dreamworx
That's hot

Snarelure
Snarelure

@VisualMaster
Nice holy trips

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Earth day today!

Flameblow
Flameblow

fuck earth

we need to figure out intergalactic travel and then trash this dump

WebTool
WebTool

@askme
Metal…Gear.

One thing I never understood in that episode was why Pinkie says "I think our cover's been blown" even though Twilight obviously never saw her

@viagrandad
Not much today noop. New computer's getting built right now though so going to have lots to do early next month. How's Aussiestarailia doing today?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Flameblow
Nasa is developing an engine that can get to alpha centrum in 89 years. Mars in 7 months

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/emdrive-british-scientists-new-physics-theory-accidentally-proves-controversial-space-1556098

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

hey kid, you wanna buy some ponies?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@WebTool
he's dead reece! hes dead! his lasts words were "tell my sheila she's a ledg. hooroo guys have a good one"

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@StrangeWizard
ponies you say?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Spazyfool
hey there

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Morning, /b/read!

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Garbage Can Lid
hey you

Soft_member
Soft_member

@King_Martha
Nice get

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Sir_Gallonhead
Hey, how's it going? Get my email?

5mileys
5mileys

Why we so ded?

askme
askme

didnt go for 9999 and 0000

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@5mileys

Why are you so dead?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Carnalpleasure
I dunno, I was born dead?

RumChicken
RumChicken

god damn stillborns ruining my Leeky Forums

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@RumChicken
I'm sorry :(

farquit
farquit

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@girlDog
for the rest of the weekedn i'm going to wonder why its named rabbit ears and where his testicels are

5mileys
5mileys

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@5mileys
cutest ISIS beheading ever

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@haveahappyday
Because. Rabbit tail sounds like something lewd to suspicious people. Rabbit head sounds like something lewd to suspicious people. Rabbit ears are harmless cute things on a harmless cute creature.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@girlDog
I'm at my physical therapy and this played in the waiting room. Good thing it was empty>>5660186

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Flameblow
not muting your laptop speakers
trusting spoilered webms

w8t4u
w8t4u

Yo yo faggots

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@BunnyJinx
Yea I fucked up. Good thing there was no one around.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@w8t4u
You're the only faggot around

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@AwesomeTucker
ur presence makes that statement false

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@AwesomeTucker
Says the verified sissy

happy_sad
happy_sad

that is the gayest thing I have ever seen

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I only watched the first twenty seconds but that didn't seem so gay, just a bunch of bros having a chill time and making sure to avoid tan lines

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Ayyyy! I'm off for the weekend

Methshot
Methshot

@Poker_Star
Congrats

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Poker_Star
done compiling all dem compilers?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@PackManBrainlure
no balls ever touched.

Evilember
Evilember

@Emberburn
Except my balls slapping against Reeces', in front of me.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Methnerd

Assignment is turned in. Next Friday I've got a midterm, and the Monday after I've got another assignment due, buy otherwise, I don't really have much work to do.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Emberburn
I don't like this meme. Your a faggot if you butt fuck other men.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Evilember
Anonymous

Who are you? And how do you know I have balls?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@PurpleCharger
But that's wrong you nigger
It is not gay to fuck other dudes, it is only gay to get fucked, and even then you might get away with it if you say nohomo
This is stated explicitly in the Quran

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Ignoramus
Why are there so many memes about this. If you have sex with men and happen to be a man also, guess what bub? You are a flaming homosexual fagot.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Garbage Can Lid
That is your opinion, and it just so happens that it is very incorrect

farquit
farquit

@Boy_vs_Girl
At least the bible says I'm right, fuck the Quran.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@farquit
Oh yes, the bible, a book full of quality passages.

There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

Even hitler agrees that the quran is superior. You don't have to feel bad for liking dicks bro, its only natural

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@iluvmen
@iluvmen
using that quote
Do you even know where you are?

Techpill
Techpill

@Ignoramus

The Quran is a book of fiction. It is no more valid that the Quran says having sex with men isn't gay then it would be if it was said in a Harry Potter book.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Gigastrength
I'm just playing. I don't particularly care for either of those ancient tomes. I do get a kick out of that passage though. Do you sympathise with her?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Techpill
How dare you insult Allah's holy text
and claim that Harry Potter is anything other than an accurate autobiography
May you be cursed with pestilence and ugly goats

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@BlogWobbles

*yawn*

Allah isn't real and Muhammad was a pedophile.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@CouchChiller
Can you not tell that I am joking?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@StrangeWizard
This is a brony thread, expect autism

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@StrangeWizard

I'll stand by my point that Muhammad was a pedophile, regardless of whether or not you were serious.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@New_Cliche
Yeah but still..

Bidwell
Bidwell

@happy_sad
Then funk off?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Bidwell
Because of one autistic poster? Nah. Aside from that things aren't great here but there are still some people worth chatting with.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Garbage Can Lid
Incorrect.
I always said no homo after fucking natsoc.
Which meant I'm still straight.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@lostmypassword
Noone here is worth talking to.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Hey Reece, you around or off doing something else?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Emberburn
I agree completely

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Bidwell

Sup, Beeples?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Methnerd
Not much actually
I guess I'm just waiting for something to happen

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@SniperWish

Well, when something does happen, Windows 10 will be there to tell you, "something happened."

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Harmless_Venom
heyy, just literally back from the shops. what's up

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

*high pitch 200 decibel screeching*

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Stupidasole

Just chilling and playing pokemon. I'm on Discord if you'd like.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Need_TLC
pokemon
Maybe we can still be friends.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Booteefool

If you didn't like pokemon, we'd probably have to be mortal enemies.

Favorite pokemon?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Lord_Tryzalot
I second that.

My favorite's gotta be Volcarona.

girlDog
girlDog

@Need_TLC
Speaking of pokemon, I found my old gameboy colour earlier, probably gonna find pokemon red in all this mess of packing. If you had a gameboy link and were like 7.8 inches away from me we could play

askme
askme

@Bidwell
Hi beepy

Bidwell
Bidwell

@King_Martha
You are a shitter

Inmate
Inmate

@girlDog

Somewhere buried in my closet is a gameboy link cable.

Although I think there are some emulators that can do link cable stuff.

idontknow
idontknow

@girlDog
You wouldn't want to be that close to him

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Bidwell
Don't like moths or something m8?

Methshot
Methshot

502

TreeEater
TreeEater

@King_Martha

Mmmm…. Volcarona's pretty awesome. Nize and fuzzy, but still crazy powerful.

Personally, I'm a fan of Scizor. Not much a fan of its mega evolution though.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@kizzmybutt
It's fine. But it's new and shit
@TreeEater
You're also crap
Scyther waaay cooler

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@TreeEater
@Emberfire
I'm going to have to agree on Scyther being cooler, although I don't dislike Scizor.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@TalkBomber
Scizor is butt ugly.
And why the fuck is it a steel type.

WebTool
WebTool

@SniperWish
Because you gave it the Metal Coat.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@WebTool
BUT
WHY

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@TreeEater
mega evolution

Whatchoo talking 'bout Rubis?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@TurtleCat
It was ordained in the heavens.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@CouchChiller
Not caught up on gen 6?
I don't blame you.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@SniperWish

Scizor is butt ugly
Looks more badass than whoever the hell is your favorite.

And why the fuck is it a steel type
Well jeez, we're going to introduce these two new type ideas we came up, dark and steel, into some new pokemon. We're thinking we should give some pokemon steel type evolutions. Who are the best candidates?

Well, how about the one with literal swords for arms. We can give him some badass looking armor to go along with it. In exchange, he loses the ability to fly, so his wings become more ornamental (and by ornamental, we mean weaponized, since Steel Wing is the most powerful steel type move in Gen II that Scizor can learn).

Who else? Well, Geodude already has a full evolution line, so how about we make a more badass version of Onix?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@AwesomeTucker
No
@CodeBuns
literal swords
No.
That's basically saying anything with claws should be steel type.
Steel should be for fucking metal pokemon. Not bugs. Scyther was cool, scizor is ugly, it's too round, too red and shit.
Scyther couldn't fly anyway btw. And steelix was fair. That was justified. A rock type that lives long enough and eats enough metal turns to steel. I can dig it.
Explain how a bug got covered in metal in nature.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@JunkTop
haven't played or watched the pokemens since there were 251 pokemon

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Dreamworx
Probably for the best.
Ruby and sapphire were decent though, it went really downhill after that.
Pearl and diamond were bad, everything after that has been trash.

Booteefool
Booteefool

I enjoy gens 4 and 5.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Booteefool
Vomiting anime girl dot jay peg

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Spazyfool

literal swords
no
'scuse me, scythes, which the pokedex entries confirm are indeed scythes, not claws. If part of its body was already made of metal before the evolution, why shouldn't it have an evolution that is fully metal?

@Booteefool

I am less a fan of gen 4, but gen 5 was pretty tight.

Jynx should have gotten an evolution along with Magmar and Electabuzz

farquit
farquit

@Boy_vs_Girl
is this the image you're looking for?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Soft_member
They're not literal scythes. They're scythe like.
And slicing appendages are way cooler than stupid crab claws.
@farquit
What no.

5mileys
5mileys

@Soft_member
They're not literal scythes. They're scythe like.
And slicing appendages are way cooler than stupid crab claws.
@farquit
What no.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@likme
That's a surprisingly cool picture, for saying it's you posting.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@likme
hello

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Carnalpleasure
That is an unsurprisingly shitty post for saying its you posting.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Hello /b/read

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Snarelure
*bites*

TechHater
TechHater

@5mileys

The pokedex describes them as sharp enough to "slice through thick locks in one wicked stroke". I'm pretty sure they are made of metal, and not some sort of cartilage or anything normal animals grow.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@TechHater
how do they mate?

whereismyname
whereismyname

@SniperWish

Did you just mentioned shit?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@TurtleCat
Hey

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Stupidasole

Hopefully, they mate as adults. A fully evolved Scizor can reasonably take the blade attacks of another fully evolved Scizor thanks to their healthy red-steel armor.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@TurtleCat
Also

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Phone at 1% cya later!

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Illusionz
Hello how're you doing also nice what is that I know its madoka but what is that?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@whereismyname
DISCARDIO STOPPIT

That's gross, don't be gross

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@StonedTime
hello mysterious user

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Sir_Gallonhead
Skitty, I'll make you cum tonight.

Over to my house.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Harmless_Venom

Hello there Skittish.

I like your name I like you role play Fluttershy.

massdebater
massdebater

@Spamalot
I would make it cum too.

idontknow
idontknow

@SomethingNew
me
roll play

n-no, never. I just post fluttershy, reece does a better job at rollplaying them. I just like to shit post, though, not in the literal sense of the word like you sometimes do..

I like your name too, discardio c:

@haveahappyday
If I ever see you on the street I I'm going to run you over

to starbucks

*because I like u a latte~**

hairygrape
hairygrape

@idontknow
stupid fingers messed that up

why can't we just have hooves and gigantic keyboards like normal horses

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Spamalot

I would make it cum too.>>5661030
n-no, never. I just post fluttershy, reece does a better job at rollplaying them.

oh ok.

I like your name too, discardio c:

what do you do for a living?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@idontknow
When have i ever done roleplay?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@PackManBrainlure
He's calling you a coward.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@PackManBrainlure

Never~

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Methnerd
what do you do for a living?
Things I am not particularly proud of.

I might be the sketchiest character in this thread tbh.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@TurtleCat

not particularly proud of
Unless it's assassination of people who aren't politicians, or prostitution, it's probably not something you need to be too ashamed of.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@CouchChiller
I don't like hurting people.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@VisualMaster

So, not assassination, but you do break people's legs or some shit?

TechHater
TechHater

@TurtleCat

Things I am not particularly proud of.

That's very interesting, would you like to share some of it?

FastChef
FastChef

@TurtleCat
Being a professional neet and fucking about with big yellow tractors is nothing to be ashamed of

King_Martha
King_Martha

.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Emberburn
If you were a pokemon I would capture you tbh

farquit
farquit

@Soft_member

Mmm…. Discord, pls?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@farquit
I'm scared now…

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@w8t4u

Scared? Something wrong?

Emberfire
Emberfire

Shiny.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Gigastrength
you're giving me those eyes and I'm… not really in the mood right now right now. let me get cozy and in a focussing kind of mood and I'll jump right in. I'm sorta multi tasking all over the place

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@FastChef
@TechHater

@ZeroReborn
no

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Emberfire
Angel

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@RumChicken
that things face triggers me, I'd punch it if I saw it near me

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@RumChicken
I don't get that one often.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Burnblaze
ello shiny
what's up

@BlogWobbles
Don't you ellipses u country bumpkin
also
@Deadlyinx
some user
is that all I am to you? how rood

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@SniperWish

You know we can always just chat, right? That said, if you're too busy to chat, I'll understand.

I've been trying not to scare you.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Goddamn it my leg hurts..

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Dreamworx
Time to amputate.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@AwesomeTucker
Agreed.

@New_Cliche
That's the name you used most of the time I was around.

@Ignoramus
Nothing much

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Lots of new faces I see. It's been almost a year since I've been here….

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Harmless_Venom
Oh, you think I'm pritty.

Delightful.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Crazy_Nice
I'm not sure I could do that to myself. Would you mind giving me a hand?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Lord_Tryzalot
Hello, nice timestamp. Very accurate.

girlDog
girlDog

@King_Martha
What else are friends for.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Lord_Tryzalot

Ayyyyyyyyyy!!!

How's things going?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@girlDog
Neato, where can I send you my address?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@MPmaster
No, you are Discord. And you posted as Fluttershy's pet Angel.

askme
askme

@Stupidasole
you know that I never mind the other stuff! but it's between the /b/read my thinkpad, vimeo and office clearing/unpacking.

also you know what I'm like… very shy. Probably annoying you by now… I don't want you to think I'm avoiding you

massdebater
massdebater

@Soft_member
Thanks. One of my first days.

@happy_sad
I'm good. Been busy organizing my life.
How are you ruby?

idontknow
idontknow

@w8t4u
That's the name you used
This is the confusing part.

Techpill
Techpill

@askme

You don't annoy me, Reece. Although your shyness can get a little silly sometimes. But I can see where you would be hesitant to go on Discord with so much on your plate. Get your unpacking done. I can entertain myself with more Pokemon. I just beat Mystery Dungeon Red, and can now do a bunch of after-game stuff.

@massdebater

Been alright. Doing grad school stuff and all.

Any ideas about what you want to do with the life you've organized thus far?

Snarelure
Snarelure

/b/read vs 3 pitbulls

who wins?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Snarelure
nobody
you weak lil niggas would get mauled then the pit bulls would get put down

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

#TEAMAERIS

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Techpill
good, just making sure you're okay about it. I'm just that sort of person unfortunately. And I WILL be on Discord later anyway so…

RumChicken
RumChicken

@BlogWobbles

It's ok, don't worry.

do you have a gf a bf?

both?

none?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@idontknow
Yea I fucked up

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@StonedTime
Well, no need to have that conversation a second time.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Burnblaze
I have been attacked by a pitbull before.

@RumChicken
I am very single.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@TurtleCat
what size show do you wear?

FastChef
FastChef

@eGremlin
shoe

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Snarelure
Watch this, then you tell me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7B-xSXtN58

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@ZeroReborn

I am very single.

what are your preferences mares? colts?

both?

how old are you?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@ZeroReborn
Have you been attacked by three? no one here would be able to help you. And I am assuming these are roided up michael vick style dogs. You have no chance

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@FastChef
9 1/2

whereismyname
whereismyname

Maybe 10

Nojokur
Nojokur

@PurpleCharger
LMAO JUST LMFAO @ THOSE PUSSY SWINGS

Dude I was attacked by a pitbull and almost KOd the dog with my fists and checked it unconcious.

it grabbed a hold of my leg and I still have the scars from or fight, then I shot it in the stomach when it ran away.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@CouchChiller
True

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Techpill
Absolutely. Work construction all summer selling weed on the side then get laid off in the winter and sell full time. Trying to get a little plot of land and start my dream of having a self sustaining homestead.

And get a truck and a lot more guns!!!

@Snarelure
Odds are just me… I hate them and get trigger happy around them.
They're the beast of nightmares. They should all be killed

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@ZeroReborn

I have been attacked by a pitbull before.

I was attacked by a cocker spaniel when I was 6years old.

I hate dogs.

Pitbulls scare the fuck outta me.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Ignoramus
shoot
got an extra pair of these 350s but in twelve

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Nojokur
@Nojokur
like I literally got it by the neck and didn't let the fucker breath until it got week, ran inside and grabbed my grandpas gun and shot the fucker before it left, it was my neighbors dog and tbh it wasn't actually a very big dog either, it was still kind of small

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Fried_Sushi
Damn, oh well, thanks anyways fam

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Dreamworx
I love dogs, I like pitbulls too but what I don't like are people who condition them to be aggressive.

I had one and he was very nice.

@New_Cliche
Have you been attacked by three
lmao fuk that

I'd run and never stop

farquit
farquit

@GoogleCat
I'm probably older than most people here except smokey and ScSquirrel. I'm 26yo, I live in Texas on a private ranch far away from the city, also [no comment]

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Nude_Bikergirl
maybe I get you some anyways, they hot

@Crazy_Nice
Exactly. They would probably catch you though.

5mileys
5mileys

@Crazy_Nice

Hey Skitty, thoughts on cities that feel they have a right to tell you you can't own a pitbull within city limits?

takes2long
takes2long

@Nojokur
Still, seeing that video, after getting peppered, tazed,hit with bats and a dozen people kicking it and it wouldn't let go no matter fucking what says alot about these tough motherfuckers, and I agree about the people who train them to be aggressive thus giving them a bad image

askme
askme

@happy_sad
Well, now that I can start walking…lol

Get on steam, I'll give you my address

Bidwell
Bidwell

Or not, it's all good

idontknow
idontknow

@5mileys
Do not like. This is why my family chose rural Texas. Most freedom per square inch you can get in America.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@askme
I will have to order more and it might take awhile, anyway I'd rather give them to you in person. I can't roll with people who don't have fresh kicks. What you wearin now?

Techpill
Techpill

@Ignoramus
9 1/2
You have a tiny foot.

Methshot
Methshot

@Poker_Star
Some barely worn basics

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Crazy_Nice

but what I don't like are people who condition them to be aggressive.

most people raise them to be aggressive.

that's why I'm scared of them.

I had one and he was very nice.

is he no longer with you?

I'm probably older than most people here except smokey and ScSquirrel. I'm 26yo.

I'm probably older than most people here.

I'm 24

I live in Texas on a private ranch far away from the city.

I would like to experience how is life away from the city.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Techpill
I'm not a big person. I'm 5 5

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Techpill
Tfw 7 1/2

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Methshot
Okay
I'll try to hook you up
fearing fun is pretty great

@PackManBrainlure
woah

SniperWish
SniperWish

333

WebTool
WebTool

.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@SniperWish
not quite

RumChicken
RumChicken

@TreeEater
Ah. I'm 5'7" so not far off…

@PackManBrainlure
wtf mane

I use 11

@Methnerd
is he no longer with you?
it was stolen…

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@BlogWobbles
just something to add to my long list of regrets

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@RumChicken
Plus I'm taller than you.
5' 9"

eGremlin
eGremlin

@RumChicken
Ah. I'm 5'7"

Wow, literally me too. Sucks to be small huh

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

are there any tall people here
is anyone even over 5'7"

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

this was my pitbull

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Skullbone
Fearing fun, what is that? Sounds so familiar

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@RumChicken

it was stolen…

that's sad just think about what people do with pitbulls.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@eGremlin
Sucks to be small huh
I don't find myself wishing or wanting to be any different tbh

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@BinaryMan

well I'm afraid to tell you but you are into zoo.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@ZeroReborn
Still a manlet

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@BinaryMan
6 foot

Supergrass
Supergrass

Being a small guy sounds extremely painful

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Lord_Tryzalot
cuuuuuunt

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@AwesomeTucker

He huge and terrifying but somewhat cute looking.

I hope he is not a fightpit.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Supergrass
4u

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@BinaryMan
I'm 173 cm.. so that's like.. 5'8" I think

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Booteefool
its a playmat, protects your cards and stuff by being a nice surface you put on a table

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@PurpleCharger
Artist who made the pic that I cropped that out of. Really good stuff imo

@BunnyJinx
really? cool if true

@Fuzzy_Logic
I already knew that

@Spazyfool
Not bad, still cutting it close these days, people are so tall

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Supergrass
Yeah, I live an excruciatingly unpleasant life. When people in hell heard about my height they stopped complaining to this day.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@TechHater
normal animals
theyre pokemon nigga
some of them literally breathe fire.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Lord_Tryzalot
mmhmm, was a tall kid, just an average adult

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Lord_Tryzalot
Oh right, yea. Good artist, many good lewds.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Lord_Tryzalot

I already knew that

kek.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@happy_sad
Yiss. I also like ralek
What is the best way to find drugs in a new area? Trying to get some h or something

@w8t4u
We all have our crosses to bear

Techpill
Techpill

I know people who have to be at least 7 foot, I've literally had to look up just to see their faces

Does that mean people who are 6ft are manlets too?

Methshot
Methshot

@Techpill
what. no you dork

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Gigastrength

I haven't masturbated to ponies but I have done it with EqG.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Techpill
The current manlet cutoff is tentatively set around six feet. Anything above six five is starting to become basketball height. also you must consider the bell curve. If what you said is true, then people with seven inch dicks would be called small because people with twelve inch dicks exist

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Carnalpleasure
no hooves
You should try it sometime, its better

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Carnalpleasure
EqG
Absolutely horrendous.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Emberfire
+1

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Sharpcharm
I guess… like if we lived in a country that had literal 3ft midgets as 90% of their population then the 10 percent that were below 3ft would be considered manlets. Who dictates what's small or large these days… just because I have to provide ID don't make me less of a man doe

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Gigastrength
Go to the mall, and look for a shady looking guy

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Emberburn
@Emberfire

Ok then you got me.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@AwesomeTucker
That's the spirit.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@King_Martha

So why is it hard for you accept that Scyther is packing literal scythes on its arms?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@CouchChiller
Who dictates what's small or large these days
The public at large, general consensus
As rude as it is, you will often see "no guys under 6 feet" on tinder profiles

@BinaryMan
That might work in pb but probably not here

@AwesomeTucker
Much better

whereismyname
whereismyname

@BunnyJinx
because theyre naturally occouring appendages, not fucking metal on a goddamned bug.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@whereismyname

And I'm saying those natural appendages are clearly made of steel. Just like a Charizard naturally has a fucking flame on its tail.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Sharpcharm
Anything above six five is starting to become basketball height.
Lanklets*

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Stupidasole
Look up a hooker on Craigslist and ask her!

MPmaster
MPmaster

Hello /b/read

girlDog
girlDog

@MPmaster
yoyo

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Raving_Cute
Sometimes, but I'd like to see you call Hafthór Björnsson a lanklet. I have a friend just over six five who plays tight end in college. He is definitely not lanky

5mileys
5mileys

@viagrandad
SKITTY WHY

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Evil_kitten
implying everyone with that height is also fortunate enough to have that muscle mass

takes2long
takes2long

@girlDog
Hello how goes?
@Raving_Cute
i like homura more but madoka is fine too

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Boy_vs_Girl

Back does hurt 6.2" where I live is uncomfortable.

but being tall makes you stand out with out even saying anything.

massdebater
massdebater

@takes2long
not liking blondie mc bigboobs the best. terrible.
Im good, chillin in bed, playing bamboo at chess

idontknow
idontknow

@MPmaster
Inferior Kyouko folders

likme
likme

@viagrandad

O.O is that you?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@viagrandad

Reminds me of the dude who did Red Mist/The Motherlover in Kick Ass.

Who dat?

Playboyize
Playboyize

That is not a picture of Skitty.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Lord_Tryzalot
I might try backpages but I don't real trust low tier hookers plus this area is dry as fuck for purchaseable pussy. But I know there are drugs around

@cum2soon
Actually you cunt I did not imply that. You implied people over that height are lanky, which is just as asinine as what you assumed I implied.

Methshot
Methshot

@lostmypassword

Who dat?
prime example of a lanklet

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@massdebater
IMO homura the best
@idontknow
I barely started on my kyouko folder i also need another folder for all the girls but i'm too lazy to get them :3

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Gigastrength
Hmm… no reason to become harsh now. I guess I should step out for a while.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Techpill
this makes me feel pretty rad

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Sharpcharm
Just get them all from someone else, like I did.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Gigastrength
Try to find some high tier pussy? Other than that, I'm out of ideas. Maybe find a custom refab shop for niggering out cars? I'm scraping the bottom of ideas though. I'm trying to think of professions that would know drug dealers. ZOH I KNOW, tattoo places are great fronts! Find a tattoo place and ask them.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Techpill

Lifting is very difficult and painful.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Sharpcharm
Nigga you what

DeathDog
DeathDog

@TurtleCat
Hmm maybe i will sometime in the future
@VisualMaster
you heard me IMO homura is best Magical girl

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@RumChicken
That's a good idea

@StonedTime
It shouldn't be, you should check your form

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@DeathDog
dont make me walk to your house and slap you until you get better taste

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@ZeroReborn
I knew a tattoo guy who used it as a front only. And planned on opening another place, make sure they are covered in tats.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@AwesomeTucker
Homura is not a shit

Nojokur
Nojokur

@GoogleCat
sweetie. stop talking mmkay~?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@PurpleCharger
This anecdote is enough to convince me it will work

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Nojokur
Okay I think we should stop having a flame war over whos the best magical girl.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@ZeroReborn

I'm
6.2

168 pounds.

I would like to lift. it's too painful. my best friend is 6.0" tall and 225pounds he has been working out 4 years non stop and he eats like a beast, lifting is slow boring and painful.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Bad opinion zone

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Need_TLC
So youre admiting you and all your feelings are shit tier~?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Dreamworx
I think it's worth a shot, and your probability of scoring have greatly increased.

girlDog
girlDog

@Lord_Tryzalot
Homura is not shit tier.
@Booteefool
No u

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Nude_Bikergirl

Eh… when I was in high school, I took a class that was basically just lifting. It sucks like hell for the first week or so of it, but after a while, it becomes addicting. If I wasn't a lazy shit, I'd consider lifting some more, so I wouldn't basically have a little potbelly.

Give it a shot. You'll like it after a while.

farquit
farquit

@girlDog
:P
Read the mangas?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@girlDog
I have no opinion.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Nude_Bikergirl
Yeah that is pretty light for that height. Its really not so bad once you get into it, and the pain is one of my favourite parts. It means its working, as long as the pain is muscle soreness and not something pulled. Results vary from person to person though, so who knows

takes2long
takes2long

@farquit
no i havn't i plan on reading it tho.
@haveahappyday
oh well then

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Evil_kitten

It would be a good excuse to stop being a neet.

massdebater
massdebater

@takes2long
theyre good.
the spinoffs are cute too

idontknow
idontknow

@massdebater
Yeah ill read the main one first before going into the spinoffs.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@idontknow
sounds smart~

Methshot
Methshot

@Evil_kitten
I used to go to the gym, not sure if I should go back… might lose my trap butt

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@SomethingNew

Yeah that is pretty light for that height.

Ikr, but my whole family is full of Draconequus, long tall and thin, I will never get a nice body, my friend says it's all about genetics.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Playboyize
Well yeah

WebTool
WebTool

@Methshot
post evidence of trapass
@Firespawn
soooyeah.
hows the weather

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@TalkBomber
Piercings

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Methshot
Squats are great for trap butts though

@Sharpcharm
Genetics play a part, but you could make it happen if you wanted to. Have you ever really tried? It will take months to begin to see the changes you want, but in the end it is worth the time and effort

eGremlin
eGremlin

@WebTool
The weather is fine Went from rainy to sunny then sunny to rainy again and now its in the middle.

FastChef
FastChef

@eGremlin
sounds like england!
But you has less rain though

JunkTop
JunkTop

@BlogWobbles
human labia

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@FastChef
Its like rain every day here except the past 2 days that was a warm period

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

,

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@JunkTop
I am still vomiting.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@GoogleCat
shit, really?
thats really sucky… its not winter for you still is it?

Illusionz
Illusionz

.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@whereismyname
no its spring here.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Stupidasole
I have horrible taste in porn

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Supergrass
just super wet

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Dreamworx
You can be better.
I have faith.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Nude_Bikergirl
yeah

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

.,

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Garbage Can Lid
like your mom
sik burn

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Lunatick
It's from my old collection

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

.,.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Booteefool
That was no

farquit
farquit

@MPmaster
;-;

happy_sad
happy_sad

@farquit
:3

cum2soon
cum2soon

@happy_sad
silly

askme
askme

@cum2soon
Thank you :3

Inmate
Inmate

@askme
isnt it your bedtime

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Inmate
No its 6:30 here

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@lostmypassword
arent you like 12?
go to bed or something

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Gigastrength
I'm 18!

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Deadlyinx
GO TO YOUR ROOM

Evilember
Evilember

@PackManBrainlure
No

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Evilember
Dont make me spank you.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@SniperGod
id actually like that

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@RumChicken
I know~

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Perversion.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@VisualMaster
Degenerate

TechHater
TechHater

@CouchChiller
:3

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@TechHater
stop thinking lewd things

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I like being a perverted degenerate, but, hey at least I'm not a faggot.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@PurpleCharger
liar

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@AwesomeTucker
Skye pls

whereismyname
whereismyname

@StrangeWizard
At least I'm not in denial, though

Nojokur
Nojokur

@whereismyname
me neither?
@Stupidasole
Think lewder thoughts?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@whereismyname
me neither?
@Stupidasole
Think lewder thoughts?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Nojokur
:3

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Raving_Cute
Much better~!

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Garbage Can Lid
i'm not a faggot though

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Harmless_Venom
i didnt realise the words on that were mean. that wasnt aimed at you miracle

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Boy_vs_Girl
Its fine i didn't take it seriously i said i'm not a faggot ironically I'm actually a total faggot.

girlDog
girlDog

@Spamalot
thats ok, my boyfriends a faggot too!

viagrandad
viagrandad

Degenerate anime posters

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@girlDog
Well I guess we have something in common :3

5mileys
5mileys

@haveahappyday
wait what?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@viagrandad
Filthy dumb anime scum

w8t4u
w8t4u

@5mileys
No i mean me and your boyfriend the fact that we are both total fucking faggots.

likme
likme

@cum2soon
Animu is good tho

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@cum2soon
This.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@w8t4u
Ah~!
I hope youre slightly less of a faggot.
I had to tell him to stop acting like a faggot in front of his mom.
she laughed at him.
dont be that much of a faggot that your mother knows all the girls underwear in the laundry is yours, not your sisters

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@likme
Anime killed my family and stole my bike.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@hairygrape
Don't worry i'm not THAT much of a faggot.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@likme
Go post your filth in an anime name thread then.

Techpill
Techpill

@Gigastrength
notfgtenough/10

Methshot
Methshot

@Poker_Star
Sounds like a rough life you lead
@Deadlyinx
Calm down you fool

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Techpill
I can be more of a fgt.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Methnerd
too late now miracle.
i dont believe you, im not even sure you like dick

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Methshot
Every day is a struggle.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Skullbone
But I like dick I can prove it if you want :3

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Burnblaze
I am well acquainted with that feel

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Oh hey, Silence is here. What's up mate?

TechHater
TechHater

@ZeroReborn
you on discord?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@ZeroReborn
Sup dude
I'm doing good, got ranked in my area for smash, just finishing up my semester in school now
How you doin

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@TechHater
I am now.

@eGremlin
Fucking nice! Wish I could get ranks for tournament shit… not much time for vidya though these days.

I've been doing the grad school thing. Managed two quarters thus far with pretty decent grades. I may actually graduate with a 3.5 or better and get to wear those honor cord thingies.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Ignoramus
I shouldnt be playing as much as I am honestly, but I'm still passing so that's enough for me

That's sick, that's where I'm headed for for my degree, hope you can manage it as well, what were you going for?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Firespawn
ooooh~?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Ignoramus
can you link me to discord again pls.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Raving_Cute

what were you going for?
Am still going for a Master's in Computer Science.

@Lord_Tryzalot

https://discord.gg/0l4MuQYkZX5ygDh1

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@viagrandad
Ah, comp sci, might be what I get my bachelors in

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Raving_Cute
Soup

idontknow
idontknow

@viagrandad
@haveahappyday
Also the present tense was there because you had told me already, not implying that you had already finished
@w8t4u
Not much, just a lot of melee, how you doin

likme
likme

@haveahappyday

Sounds excellent. Any idea what you want to do with that degree?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@idontknow
Just watchin vinesauce vids. Ready for summer?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@likme
I just want to be a codemonkey, I just want to work in programming, nothing else is that important

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Skullbone
More than
I'm unbelievably hype to just work instead of working and going to school
Will be good for my workouts and my melee career
Also vinesauce is pretty cool, I enjoy the corruptions

WebTool
WebTool

@Firespawn
It'll be good if I can do some courier work for a change instead of work retail.
I mainly watch him for his shitty/weird games streams.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@WebTool
same here

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@WebTool
I've only ever followed him for the corruptions, one of my friends got into a few of his gta games though
And anything is better than retail, except for fast food, so that's good

TechHater
TechHater

@RumChicken
For Vinny?

@VisualMaster
Wouldn't mind hanging and playing games with him sometime.
I tried to get into fast food once, but no one would take me. Think all the nigs got to McDonalds before me.

FastChef
FastChef

@TechHater
He seems pretty chill
And fast food is awful, subway is terrible it makes me want to die

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@TechHater
yeah for vinny and joel

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Burnblaze

Sounds fair enough, but there's many types of code monkeys. You gonna be a web code monkey or an enterprise Java/.NET codemonkey or what?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@RumChicken
hi

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@BunnyJinx
I prefer the not web stuff, but man I'm not a huge fan of java yet, seriously prefer c++

whereismyname
whereismyname

@StrangeWizard
hello smokey

Lunatick
Lunatick

@whereismyname
how's it going?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Time for bed, later dudes

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Lord_Tryzalot
See ya.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Lord_Tryzalot
bye

farquit
farquit

@Lunatick
its going alright and just little bored and how about you?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Stupidasole

seriously prefer C++
My kind of programmer. May you have the best of luck in finding the cushiest of jobs.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@farquit
i'm well enough. just trying out some old games i downloaded. i'm trying to rebuild my collection of old ps1 and ps2 games.

idontknow
idontknow

@Bidwell
nice what games are you goin to get

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@idontknow
as many two player games as i can, since i don't have any games to play with friends when they come over. i was really big into car combat games when they were a thing, so i got all the twisted metal games, vigilante 8 and road kill. i also like the way cell shaded games look, so i got auto modelista even though i never owned it back in the day. also all the old red alert games, but they look better on PC. and state of emergency, an underrated game about smashing storefronts. got a game called narc where you sell drugs. also got simpsons: hit and run and the futurama game. most of the other stuff is broken crap. but the search continues.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Sharpcharm
I love twisted metal and I miss playing jet motto games, and picking up odd games
and I forgot what games I had for ps1.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Firespawn
LOL

FastChef
FastChef

@Firespawn
this is really weird because it reminds me of this supreme gentleman friend of mine who drove around in a BMW and would just stop and say the most douchbag things to random chicks at wallmart but somehow still always got them to come with us. He'd see a hot chick driving around minding their own business in their carr and he would tail gate them, flash his lights until they parked and get their numbers.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I'm pretty drunk

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@BunnyJinx
WHOAA!!! that is not the image i posted!

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

MY SIDES

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@TalkBomber
jet moto is another good one.
i had all the command and conquer games, test drive 5, twisted metal 2 and 3, vigilante 8: second offense, gta, gta 2, driver, driver 2, ff7, nuclear strike and medal of honor. all were eventually stolen.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@FastChef
If he got their numbers he must have done something right. Also bmw is the official car of supreme gentlemen

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Fuzzy_Logic
Are you sure? That is an image a drunk person would post

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Supergrass
No, it's disgusting

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

somehow i managed to download metal gear solid in the spanish language version
god damn it.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Stupidasole
He was a well connected fag named Leo, he's doing 20 years in TDC now, he was a really close friend and I'd always let them hang at my house, I told him to get a bed and put it in my room and he'd be able to sleep there whenever and he did lol, it was a lot of fun, he'd wake me up at 8AM every morning to watch tom and jerry or sponge bob, I was 20 and he was 34yo but he looked 25 and acted 16. I miss them too much..

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Supergrass
he's just abusing this exploit!

takes2long
takes2long

@SomethingNew
I'll abuse your exploit

w8t4u
w8t4u

So I got bored earlier and decided to answer some dude who was calling me all day, apparently he hit and wanted to drink at my place so I told them to come over, we were driving around smoking weed when I ashed out the window and the joints cherry falls on my crotch, this asshole starts yelling "AYY AYYYYY HEYY" and just backhands the cherry on my lap hitting my nuts… that fucking HURT.. this asshole..

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Boy_vs_Girl
Sounds like quite a character, sucks to lose a good friend like that but c'est la vie. what's he in for?

@w8t4u
At least it was done with good intention

hairygrape
hairygrape

also I just met this ambulance company dude, and I was a little drunk but he's asking if he can park some ambulances at my house and asked how much I would charge him to use my driveway as a parking place for ppl to pick them up on the way from the city to another city…

how much should I charge for that?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@takes2long
that wouldnt be abuse

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Methnerd
You'd enjoy it too much?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@hairygrape
Not much. see if they keep morphine in there and take some out periodically

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Firespawn
especially if there's abuse

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@SniperWish
I'm legit serious though, I wouldn't do that, but this old dude is asking to use my place as a parking area because we have a large property and to get here is to have to go through private roads and stuff.

TechHater
TechHater

@kizzmybutt
what's he in for?
it does suck and I really liked them, they're in for conspiracy.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I gotta go

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@BinaryMan
see you later back dorothy

farquit
farquit

@Garbage Can Lid
El manual?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@farquit
si. how's it going?

Bidwell
Bidwell

the new independence day looks fucking based

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Spazyfool
I forgot I can shit post on my phone.
That's rude.

likme
likme

@iluvmen
You didn't forget, you simply can't resist shitposting every conscious hour of the day.
What are you up to?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Bidwell
Do want ¿is it out yet?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

G'day, how's it going guys?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

It's going, just watch my cats lose in double overtime 2-1 Islanders and now the cats face elimination on sunday. Now I'm watching the San Jose at LA game. How was your day?

Methnerd
Methnerd

bcv

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Poker_Star
at least you guys put up a proper fight.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Poker_Star
it was fine. just spent the day working at a few car dealerships.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@PackManBrainlure
I bet you guys are wonder about Datsyuk fucking off to Russia to add salt to the wound.

@Sharpcharm
They actually let you do that, just switch places here and there?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@likme
Just drinking with a friend. He wants to stay in my house so I'm like do it.. Asked me how much I'd rent a room for 2 months, I told them 300 mostly because I'd like their company.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@likme
Also is this you? Guy that I kinda know but only anonposts

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Emberfire
I can't be mad at him after all he has done, just thankful to have had him on the team. More mad at yzerman for making a team that keeps dicking on us

@Firespawn
Oh cool you are gonna have gonna have a renter? That's going to be fun
I'd like to reserve a room on the second floor in case things go bad and I need a plan z. I can do good work for room and board

@TalkBomber
Maybe, I guess I fit that description

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@BlogWobbles
Yzerman will have a fun time during the contract time. Keep hearing about Stammer walking to Toronto then again, everyone wants to be in Toronto says my local SN.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@BlogWobbles
My house is known as a safe zone, I've had many friends Park here for lengths when they are down. You'd be welcome unless you're insane and unpredictable.
@BlogWobbles
Yeah, nah, I was thinking I got on your bad side earlier.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@AwesomeTucker
hola skitty

@Sharpcharm
hola smokey

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Evilember
Top kek

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

tired

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@New_Cliche
hula Bbbbbrrbrbbbrry

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@AwesomeTucker
Compared to what I've heard about your friends I don't think I am either of those things. I was feeling a little salty at the time but I had a cranberry juice and everything was fine, so sorry about that I guess. Remember when I said you should invest in UWTI in february? Just wanted to let you know that it has more than doubled in value since then. Who did you think it was?

@ZeroReborn
There has been talk of detroit trying to get him back. Not sure if it is a good idea or not, if he does poorly it will tarnish his legacy here.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@New_Cliche
How's it going blewby?

@Spazyfool
caffiene

@Fried_Sushi
Heya Squirrely, how're you?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Crazy_Nice
No i'm probably heading to bed soon I gotta get up at noon.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Booteefool
Oooooooooooooh, right right.

2 caffienes

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Crazy_Nice
Not bad getting ready for bed. How about you?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Fried_Sushi
SQSQSQSQSQSQSQ

@Spazyfool
pets u

@Crazy_Nice
Heya Rap, hows shit in the land down unda? Im doi ngood here, got some ingredients to purchase tomorrow and some new recipes to make.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Harmless_Venom
maybe ill caffiene but our coffee is really strong it will wake me up for like 4 or 5 hours
@Boy_vs_Girl
Hello blewberry how're you doing :3

girlDog
girlDog

@Nude_Bikergirl
I imagine the first thing he'll do is trade all the 33+ old players and replace them with midgets like in Tampa.

farquit
farquit

@Spamalot
purdy good! just windin down for the day. you?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@New_Cliche
Hello blew

@Nude_Bikergirl
I dunno, sometimes when you're drunk you're in another world, happens to me. Also yes, I'm pretty sure nobody here even remotely emulates 95% of ppl I am connected to.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Sir_Gallonhead
Cool, Sweet dreams when you do go~

I'm good, just got home from work and had lunch.
just chilling at the moment.

@Boy_vs_Girl
Cool.
I'm good, as above :3

@Spamalot
I'm joking Mizzy :P
don't do the caffienes

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Spamalot
hi and
I think I want some peanut butter cup coffee

Bidwell
Bidwell

@happy_sad
hows it goin? any skitty antics goin on?

Inmate
Inmate

@farquit
tired might wind down for the night cause i have to do things tommorow
@cum2soon
Okay
@w8t4u
Hi hows it going?

idontknow
idontknow

@Inmate
i will build you a nap fort where no one will molest you!

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@cum2soon
Melting to death here! Got all the way up to 26 deg C here. I think thats almost .8 on the Chrysalis scale.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Nude_Bikergirl
Also I dunno because I suffer from this thing where I can meet someone and then see them a month later and they will recognize me, but I'll have no idea who they are.

Methshot
Methshot

@lostmypassword
26 and you're melting to death!?
Really?

@kizzmybutt
How're you Azzy?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Inmate
its going good just watching youtube and going have some coffee

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Well i need to go to bed goodnight /b/read

Snarelure
Snarelure

@lostmypassword
thats hot enough for a squirrel to take off her shirt!

Evilember
Evilember

@New_Cliche
hey there.

@Emberfire
no, i go where they tell me to go.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Methshot
18 is perfect. I can run around in shorts if I want but a sweater is comfy at that temp too.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Poker_Star
I think there is a name for that.
You said you are size eleven right?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Evilember
hope youre havin a fun time!

@Firespawn
18 celsius is around 7 on the squirrel scale

WebTool
WebTool

@RavySnake
yep. same for you.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@RavySnake
Akay mistah

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Firespawn
anything below 10 and I'm uncomfortable, anything above 38 and I'm uncomfortable as well.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@WebTool
thankies

@BlogWobbles
squeee its a celestia squirrel!

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

gnight bread

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@StonedTime
The winter we moved to Leeky Forums -34 C was common where I live. Several times it became the coldest place on the planet here. Coldest temp recorded in the US was not to far away at -56.66.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@eGremlin
Best Princess squirrel!

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@PurpleCharger
Sleep well

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@CodeBuns
I get those temps sometimes, love to go outside and throw boiling water in the air

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@StonedTime
Oh and at 38 I'm going into the mountains and not coming down till it cools off.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Fuzzy_Logic
That sounds fun.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@PurpleCharger
Goodnight Blewbles

@CodeBuns
That's near antarctic.
that's awesome!
I wanna try that!

@New_Cliche

@Ignoramus
Haha, nice :P
I think 54 was the hottest it got here last year in the peak of summer.
I remember cause my cat was very upset with the temperature, so I took him and forcefully bathed him in cool water, then sat a fan on the floor to blow over him for the day.
and he literally laid down, and only moved to get water during that time.

I myself showered in my clothing.
the clothes only maintained moisture for 10 minutes or so.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@whereismyname
its sort of neat, turns into steam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=looUMOmNcs0

Supergrass
Supergrass

@TalkBomber
I think there is a name for that.
Idunno, but if you know it it'd be pretty cool if you told me. I'm not kidding, I do have that and earlier when we were talking about stature, I do not care about stature, if anything bothers me at all it is this terrible thing where I can't recognize new people. I feel lucky people give me chance and don't make much of it every time it happens to me, it feels rude and offensive when I really don't mean it. I said 11 but it's actually 12, I didn't want to sound exagerative….

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Supergrass
I think there is a name for that.
I meant to green text that part

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

[insecurity intensifies]

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Stark_Naked
hi

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Supergrass
I was asking because of these extra yeezys I have. Way too big for shiny but I think they will fit you just right. I don't want to say anything without being certain.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Nojokur
54! We have a place here where it gets to 54. Its called Death Valley!

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

[in coherant drinker ramdnling]

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Crazy_Nice
Ooh! Tia makes a nice dragon.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Lunatick
Hey Skittles, how's it going?

@Lord_Tryzalot
Haha, is it an actual valley?
or just a hot as fuck area?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Sir_Gallonhead
hai sox

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Crazy_Nice
What is that 4th pic

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Spamalot
nou bakadame

farquit
farquit

@Boy_vs_Girl
Tia makes a good in general :3

@Soft_member
Celestia as a dragon?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@King_Martha
Hey Skittles, how's it going?
just awkwardness, can you get on steam? I want to talk about something lol

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Evil_kitten
are you getting fugged up?

5mileys
5mileys

@haveahappyday
yop :DDD

cum2soon
cum2soon

@King_Martha
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_Valley_National_Park

w8t4u
w8t4u

@5mileys
fun stuff
am jelly

massdebater
massdebater

@w8t4u
muzzle are haw- I mean silly
Yum, I love jelly
can I eat ?

Inmate
Inmate

@Bidwell
fuggin might me

idontknow
idontknow

@cum2soon
NOPE
I wanna see america, But not that part of America

@viagrandad
Is on steam :3

likme
likme

@massdebater
heh
Yeah you can have some

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Pretty sure this is the last of my new celestia pics

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@likme
mmm glue

yey thanks! :DDD
*nomsu*

hairygrape
hairygrape

@kizzmybutt
<3
Haven't seen you in a bit
How are you?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@hairygrape
<3333
Am whale, drinking with my frat:DDD

*nomsu more*

Playboyize
Playboyize

@idontknow
You might want to just for the sailing stones.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racetrack_Playa

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Garbage Can Lid
idunno what those are but I just googled them and they look like shoes my grandma would knit for me

if I get an apartment in brownsville (yes it's a funny name and it's a real place) would you come? and when? I want o get bread ppl over to my place at one point.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Poker_Star
nice~
even more jelly

Techpill
Techpill

@Deadlyinx
fugg I want some glue right now
*nomsu even mooore!!!*

Methnerd
Methnerd

Off to bed. Night all.

TreeEater
TreeEater

I'm Mexican and live in the Brownsville area, I love that name. BROWNS VILLE. lol

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Methnerd
Goodnight.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

*>>5662330
dog

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Gigastrength
There are a ton of different yeezys but you may have seen the right ones. Turtle dove 350s. Trust me bro they hot right now. I got em cheap but they go fro like nine hunnid now.
brownsville
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5Spr1N6Hy4
Yeah I might, when are you gonna do that?

@Techpill
kek
I'd share some if I could

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Snarelure
pls door;—;
I'm dying of hungerrt

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Snarelure
also no girl muzzles lls

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Emberburn
lel of course
sorry

Evilember
Evilember

@Emberfire
no need to poLigixe nuzzlesa.e

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Playboyize
Thats kinda creepy.
but also cool

@Carnalpleasure

WebTool
WebTool

@Evilember
okay~
How's your beer pong W/L recently?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@WebTool
focks! :DDDD
uh.. 0/5..

RumChicken
RumChicken

@WebTool
pls no bully

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@BlogWobbles
aw socks cmon
I know you can do better than that
I wish I was there you clearly need a better teammate
@RumChicken
maybe a little bully?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@LuckyDusty
KEK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9cQrzl145I

still though, that birds cute :3

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@VisualMaster
focks focks focks!
yes! you be my roommate@

ok.. just a Lil nbully.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@ZeroReborn
That would probably be really fun tbh

FastChef
FastChef

@eGremlin
focks dog!
I bet ~~

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@FastChef
yes~
what did you drink tonight?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@CodeBuns
squiggle

vodka n 'bitch drinks' which now makes me a 'girl'

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@CodeBuns
cute fockss

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@GoogleCat
Bitch drinks? like pina colodas and cosmos?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@StrangeWizard
ur a cute fox

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Fuzzy_Logic
iunno I just drink the sweet drinks
@New_Cliche
no, your a cute fockss

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Snarelure
I don't even know how to respond.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

https://soundcloud.com/linard94/blink-182-adams-song

I've always loved this song since middle school

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Fried_Sushi
Adam's song is ssosj

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Stark_Naked
lol idunno what that means but a skatboarding friend showed me that song once and I never stopped listening to it.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Nude_Bikergirl
ossum
osssusms

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@whereismyname
I love sweet drinks
yum yum
NO
U

@Illusionz
If you don't like them I won't be offended, different strokes and all
I have a pretty fine stable of shoes and these ones had to grow on me a bit
When will you get that apartment though?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Lord_Tryzalot
sweet drinks and cum is yum yum

IMNO FOKC I'M SOX

King_Martha
King_Martha

https://soundcloud.com/loserkote/blink182-feeling-this#t=1:12

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Boy_vs_Girl
wew
lewd
do you mix them together
you could get a foxtail plug and some ears, then you could be a sox fox

girlDog
girlDog

@Lunatick
that's like how I learned about punk rock, I used to listen purely rap until i met my white friend :P

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Spamalot
Oh sorry, I can stop posting I'd you want
yop
mebbe, also lewd

farquit
farquit

@King_Martha
That takes me back to mtv days

viagrandad
viagrandad

@girlDog
tap sky

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Evil_kitten
didn't say it was a bad thing
very lewd

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@happy_sad
of you say so…
super super leaf

5mileys
5mileys

@Lord_Tryzalot
I want to get it around in winter, I'd like to have bread people around but idunno…to do that I'd need to save a bit of money to pay for peoples trips.

takes2long
takes2long

https://soundcloud.com/adamdwisusanto/blink-182-first-date-matt

love this somg

w8t4u
w8t4u

@SomethingNew
Yes, very leaf

@5mileys
For me at least you would not need to pay for any of the things. Will it be a sweet place? I'm gonna look up the property values in the area

askme
askme

well shit

idontknow
idontknow

this looks like redit http://boards.adultswim.com

likme
likme

Blargh, I'm heading to sleep.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@w8t4u
I don't want to mention it here… If you're serious we can talk about it somewhere else..

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@BlogWobbles
Okay, sounds fine. we got time though yeah?
looked on zillow and these prices are sweet.
found one that I really like actually except for the furnishings. maybe I will move there, never lived somewhere where I was a minority

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

https://soundcloud.com/user5625064/m83-vs-kanye-west-midnight

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@AwesomeTucker
thats a weird question, I know you and you know what you're doing. stopit.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

10 pitbulles vs 1 blackhole

who wins?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Fuzzy_Logic
Do you? Do I?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Ignoramus
It really depends on the size of the black hole
one hundred billion pitbulls vs one Grenzschutzgruppe Nine squadron

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Illusionz
fuckoff

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Nude_Bikergirl
okay

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Very rude.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Sorry I don't mean it I just want to explode right now..

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Crazy_Nice
@Garbage Can Lid
this is how I get when really drunk sorry

King_Martha
King_Martha

I almost need to be stopped..

Soft_member
Soft_member

It's fine.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Soft_member
bleh, do you think i need to go to my friend and see what he thinks

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Evil_kitten
Sure?

I'm not sure if this is a question.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Ignoramus
what about a black hole vs 1000 marines?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@eGremlin
hi

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@eGremlin
She looks like Cruella De Ville in that image :P

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@CodeBuns
hello

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Stark_Naked
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Booteefool
Booteefool

@Garbage Can Lid
its morning here and its good

takes2long
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@cum2soon
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Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

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