Official Pony /b/read

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

failed to connect to alacrity daemon edition

All urls found in this thread:
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81QhXMCIPeL._SL1500_.jpg
https://boards.4chan.org/trash/thread/2409313
https://milkytiptoe.github.io/Name-Sync/
http://globalnews.ca/news/2650706/canada-to-introduce-pot-legalization-legislation-in-2017/
http://globalnews.ca/news/2650706/canada-to-introduce-pot-legalization-legislation-in-2017/
https://discord.gg/0l4MuQYkZX4v9419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7UrFYvl5TE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7UrFYvl5TE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7UrFYvl5TE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7UrFYvl5TE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7UrFYvl5TE
http://www.crosstimecafe.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=11664#p324565
https://sys.8ch.net/claim.html
http://sys.8ch.net/b/res/5655649.html
http://www.logicalincrements.com/
http://meriken.ygch.net/programming/merikens-tripcode-engine-english/
https://youtu.be/Mhv6gipA3dc?t=1m39s
https://discord.gg/0l4MuQYkZX4v9419
https://youtu.be/EqWRaAF6_WY?t=1m12s
https://discord.gg/0l4MuQYkZX7THEoG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgRkOlLSfgc
http://www.crosstimecafe.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=11660
https://youtu.be/Mhv6gipA3dc?t=1m39s
Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@GoogleCat
yo

whereismyname
whereismyname

@GoogleCat
I spy a new bread!

Illusionz
Illusionz

@whereismyname
that you do

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Illusionz
Howsu khan?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Fuzzy_Logic
hiya KHAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
how's it going
eating atm, so I might be slow on replies

@whereismyname
as fresh as can be!
how's u Skye?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

sooooooo

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

official and all dayum!

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Garbage Can Lid
I'm ok thanks. Bored, playing more ffxiv. About to go to bed.
Enjoying my new job, being a lazy office worker and shit, yknow, the usual~

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Fried_Sushi
i'm good just watching orphan black
@Garbage Can Lid
that sounds good

Soft_member
Soft_member

So I had promised myself not to come back here. I did it effectively for 3 days but then my friend got me drunk and fell asleep in my bed and all I had was the sofa and PC and I waddled back in here like a retard. I was doing so well, felt like I would never come back to 8chan… Then this asshole ruined everything…

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Soft_member
damn…
@Spamalot
watching what?

farquit
farquit

People need to stop making /b/reads without the proper title. We end up creating new shit too often then.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@farquit
blame the fucking pedozoophiliac child horse fuckers

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Evil_kitten
orphan black tv show from bbc

5mileys
5mileys

@Soft_member
had a gf like that woold pretty much fuck up everything i did,smoke all my weed and then act like she didt do nuthing.

takes2long
takes2long

@farquit
i coodnt even find thread earlyer today after whole place 404ed

w8t4u
w8t4u

@SomethingNew
I saw a prevew of it looked reel gud

Bidwell
Bidwell

@w8t4u
I need to catch up.. so far I like it

idontknow
idontknow

@happy_sad
little better thanks rubes. took a lil walk earlier to clear me head. feeling like a proper n33t/l33t now that i'm on linux.

you been doing much yourself?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I recently purchased some laura scudders all natural peanut butter. You have to mix it because the peanut butter oil separates onto the top of the jar.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81QhXMCIPeL._SL1500_.jpg

It is absolutely AMAZING

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Skye, I want you to come over to my home. You can have a room here for a month, internet, TV and all the stuff. I hope you don't mind if I cover you in peanut butter though.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@idontknow

I'm doing a little bit of programming in Flex and C, but I'm up for a chat over Discord if you'd like.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@PackManBrainlure
w-what
I already had a holiday thouh…

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@PackManBrainlure
what if he seperates onto the top of the jar

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Skullbone
k then

i'm deadly srs btw and will pay for all expenses

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Emberburn
I am of the opinion my boyfriend would be mildly displeased if I just up and vanished to your place for a fortnight or two, for the purposes of being covered in peanut butter…

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Firespawn
LMAO

JUST LMFAO

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

peanutbutter skye!

RumChicken
RumChicken

@BlogWobbles
peanutbutter jelly skye?
@TurtleCat
No, super srs
:P

TechHater
TechHater

Oh, the last thread was being gore spammed, nice to see a fresh one

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@TechHater

yeah and some useless cunt wasn't able to make a proper fuckin thread with the proper fuckin title so we had to make like 20 fucking threads holy shit WHAT THE FUCK FUCKING STUPID CUNTS

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@AwesomeTucker

Lol, so how goes?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@AwesomeTucker
canwepostinalltwentythreadsatthesametime

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Carnalpleasure
I'll be there soon!

Nojokur
Nojokur

@PurpleCharger
I am very bored and feeling very lonely and very bad. I am a terrible person, I can hardly live with the thought of who I have become recently. So all in all I am doing quite fine I'd say. I also feel very compelled to do something, something fun, but am unsure what it should be. I already attempted inviting skye over to my ranch but he's unwilling to be my broskie wingman so now I am contemplating my next move.

What do you think it should be mister Ipsi?

And how are you yourself on this fine day?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Nojokur

First it should be learning that's I'm MISS Ipsi

Second does this ranch have horses? I'll come if it has any animals!

Me, i'm doing fine. Have a old song stuck in my head.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@New_Cliche
Once i began puberty i developed a strong passion for pussy licking. I would spent the majority of my pornography watching viewing pussy licking videos and compilations. I would study the art of pussy licking and watch instructional vidoes too. Something about licking pussy would always cause me to feel overly excited. I need to lick pussy. I simply have to. My cravings are becoming out of control If you have a nice pussy and you're looking for some pussy licking.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Need_TLC
You are anatomically female or do you identify as female in gender?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Nojokur
;-; sorry skitty.
mebber next year?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Booteefool

Born and still female

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Need_TLC
Second does this ranch have horses?
Had*

I had a herd of ponies for a few years, decided o sell them recently, now it's just my personal drunk driving and shooting zone. Have a trailer out back and I just use it to invite people, shoot things, talk and drink etc… nothing special but provides some decent privacy. There's a guy around the area with a helicopter and they come by sometimes to shit on us with their stupid flying shit.

5mileys
5mileys

@Booteefool
@Booteefool

Born and still female

cum2soon
cum2soon

the thread is starting to do that retarded post error shti again

Welp I guess we're gonna have to start making a new thread at every 40 posts from now on

idontknow
idontknow

.

likme
likme

..

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

….

TreeEater
TreeEater

…..

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

……

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Skitty
are you a gurl gurl dragin or a gurl buoy dragin

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

ghhhhaaaaa

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

ghhhhaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

whereismyname
whereismyname

…….

Illusionz
Illusionz

……..

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

ghhhhaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

………

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

ghhhhaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Lunatick
Lunatick

ghhhhaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

ghhhhaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

what the fuck man

MPmaster
MPmaster

SDFKDOPGKSDG

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Booteefool

Born and still female

Dang post errors

viagrandad
viagrandad

ghhhhaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

5mileys
5mileys

@New_Cliche

soon
Been 40 minutes. You busy with something?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Lunatick
I don't have a pussy sorry… that I know of

idontknow
idontknow

.

likme
likme

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

threads ded

Techpill
Techpill

@New_Cliche

soon
Been 40 minutes. You busy with something?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Nojokur
;-; sorry skitty.
mebber next year?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

…………

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Nojokur
;-; sorry skitty.
mebber next year?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Nojokur
;-; sorry skitty.
mebber next year?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Nojokur
;-; sorry skitty.
mebber next year?

MPmaster
MPmaster

retarded Leeky Forums

w8t4u
w8t4u

.

idontknow
idontknow

We back yet?

Methnerd
Methnerd

………………

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

PLATINUM KEK!!

Skullbone
Skullbone

when Leeky Forums dies we should use trash as a backup

https://boards.4chan.org/trash/thread/2409313

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Yo

WebTool
WebTool

@Skullbone
but we can't use names there… i think we're back now

@Techpill
sorry, feeling pretty distracted right now. will try to get to you as soon as… promise

FastChef
FastChef

@WebTool

It's okay. I've mostly been spending my time with my assignments. Still would like to chat with you sometime.

@TalkBomber

Hey, how's it going?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@WebTool
of course we can

https://milkytiptoe.github.io/Name-Sync/

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@FastChef
Just got home from making a YouTube video with my buddy's, then I remembered you guys and decided to check and see who's still alive

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@StrangeWizard
hello

Nojokur
Nojokur

@StrangeWizard
Just got home from making a YouTube video with my buddy's,

can we see it?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@StrangeWizard

I am alive and kicking (clouds)

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Ignoramus
Yo what's up brotato chip
@Nojokur
I want to show you guys but like you know

maybe in the next couple posts I'll embed it
@Illusionz
Nice, have you heard from Mizzy or Nat

I've thought about a lot of you guys but just never had the patience to deal with the broken site

happy_sad
happy_sad

@King_Martha
not much going on over here just a slow day and how aobut you?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@hairygrape
@Playboyize
I'll never understand the penis self mutilation fetish… do they not understand that once they don't have a dick they can't get turned on by it ever again?

Evilember
Evilember

@Skullbone
Oh Hello there my dear Flutterfaggot.

WebTool
WebTool

G'day, how's it going?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@WebTool
its fine

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@happy_sad
IVe had a long day, had to work out on the farm, then I had to finish a toy box for a nice couples that are expecting a kid soon, then rode my bike about ten miles to get to my buddy's house and film our video.

Tl;dr
Did a lot ,learned a lot

eGremlin
eGremlin

@CouchChiller
thats good

JunkTop
JunkTop

@King_Martha

Mizzy shows up here usually once a night to tell us about how high he is. Haven't seen him today despite it being 4/20. Nat shows up… every so often.

@Skullbone

Eh, some people get off on the idea of not being able to get off. Personally, I'll say "fuck that". Give me a million ejaculations.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@JunkTop
Mizzy smokes now?

I don't remember that.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Fried_Sushi

Mizzy's always been a stoner. Very blatant about it too.

Booteefool
Booteefool

autists

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Lunatick
Hmm maybe I just over looked that fact

Bidwell
Bidwell

@happy_sad
wow

so edge

you win the edge olympics

and the Oscar for the 2016 edge awards goes to u

wow

massdebater
massdebater

This is now a Gore thread pony bitches get out.

idontknow
idontknow

@Bidwell
Skits I mean this in the most loving way, why are you noticing the spammer? Isn't that kinda stupid?

likme
likme

@Bidwell
I know faggot.

Bend over.

Techpill
Techpill

@idontknow

wew the faggotry is showing.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@likme
p-pls be gentle anon~

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Techpill
Mhm well I'm gonna go

You got one faggot out of the thread, good luck on the rest my freind

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@idontknow
lol what a faggy thing to say
comments like these don't make you feel embarrassed?

LOL JUST LMFAO @ PEOPLE WHO COMPLAIN LIKE THIS

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@PackManBrainlure

BRB gotta eat something be faggots while I'm gone.

SniperWish
SniperWish

let's see how the old girls doin

WebTool
WebTool

But really bruh? You're going to cry like a baby because I talk to an user spammer? LOL @ THAT ATTITUDE JUST LOL

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

yep, still shit

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@WebTool
Nah dude you do you

I didn't come here to start any static

You want to instigate a spammer that's up to you

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Hello /b/read

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@BinaryMan
pets u

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@ZeroReborn
instigate the spammer
by talking to them like a normal human

yeah because complaining about someone talking to the spammer isn't what triggers spammers, it's actually talking to them like normal people tha triggers them

LMAO @ THIS LOGIC JUST LMFAO!!1

Nojokur
Nojokur

@New_Cliche
Top kek

Anyways like i said one faggot out

Lunatick
Lunatick

@BunnyJinx
Hello blewberry how goes?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Nojokur

You're still here, faggot.

@BinaryMan

Ayyyy!

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Lunatick
purdy good. gunna game all night! you?

@Garbage Can Lid
pets u tpoo

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Garbage Can Lid
Hello how're you doing?
@Lord_Tryzalot
probably :3

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Lord_Tryzalot

Ayyyy, how goes it, Blewbs?

Bidwell
Bidwell

THE DAM HAS BROKEN
EVERYBODY GET ON THE ARK
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@King_Martha

Doing alright. Been getting productive shit done today. Waiting for Reece to eventually be up for chats and such.

@Bidwell

I'll just climb up the really tall hill a few blocks away from my house.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@ZeroReborn
@New_Cliche

Hmmm you are talking about yours truly.

Good, but I'm not just a spineless spammer, it would be a pleasure, if you want to initiate a conversation with me, if not I will continue to post grotesque imagery.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@kizzmybutt
That sounds pretty good :3

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@iluvmen
I have a feeling she would use firefox

@Poker_Star
How's it going? Do you have an emergency plan for when the dam breaks?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@King_Martha
sweet! i just bought me a copy of injustice gods among us! what are you playin?

@Soft_member
very well here! congratulations on gettin some shit done. I did about the same, fixed some stuff on my moped and did laundry, so yay

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Playboyize

How's things been for you?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Poker_Star
stupid, yes we're talking about you and I'm telling the others that its retarded to cry about me trying to talk to you.

I'm literally cringing to death right now user, hold me~

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

weed lmao

http://globalnews.ca/news/2650706/canada-to-introduce-pot-legalization-legislation-in-2017/

Emberburn
Emberburn

@kizzmybutt
you talkin' about me?

Emberfire
Emberfire

weed lmao

http://globalnews.ca/news/2650706/canada-to-introduce-pot-legalization-legislation-in-2017/

SniperWish
SniperWish

thanks hotwheels

RavySnake
RavySnake

@SniperWish
Kek

WebTool
WebTool

@Carnalpleasure
probably Payday 2.
@Sharpcharm
Fine just relaxing and probably going to play vidya.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@WebTool
sounds good

DeathDog
DeathDog

@PackManBrainlure

Do you have an emergency plan for when the dam breaks?

420chan maybe, I cant go back to 4chan, what's your plan?

I need some Ideas to plan my Migration.

@Snarelure

stupid, yes we're talking about you and I'm telling the others that its retarded to cry about me trying to talk to you.

I like your reasoning.

I'm literally cringing to death right now user, hold me.

Holding you…

Why are you cringing? if you don't mind.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Emberburn

Mmhmm. You done being distracted, or still need more time?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

….

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Carnalpleasure
good game
near impossible to platinum it though

@DeathDog
Oh man, the options are scarce, maybe I will just go off the grid.
What stops you from returning to four though?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Spazyfool
meh i dont play for trophies anyhow, that newfangled shit aint what im about

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Spazyfool

maybe I will just go off the grid.

I wanted to do the same, but failed to achieve it, I still need human interaction.

What stops you from returning to four though?

Permabanned.

idontknow
idontknow

@Spazyfool

maybe I will just go off the grid.

I wanted to do the same, but failed to achieve it, I still need human interaction.

What stops you from returning to four though?

Eternal B&!

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Spazyfool
meh i dont play for trophies anyhow, that newfangled shit aint what im about

Skullbone
Skullbone

@New_Cliche
been distracted with mucking about with opensuse tbh. not sure what to keep on a 250gig thinkpad. maybe I should learn to code or something, can't really do anything too fancy with it's specs but I'm liking opensuse so far

Firespawn
Firespawn

.

RavySnake
RavySnake

who is alacrity daemon and why won't he let me post?

eGremlin
eGremlin

ded

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

ded

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

g;lagl;adfg,l;a.d/fgda;gv,;ldafg

Emberburn
Emberburn

@DeathDog
because that logic is weird

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

-

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

ded

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

g;lagl;adfg,l;a.d/fgda;gv,;ldafg

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Ignoramus
hi

likme
likme

@Illusionz
helo

Playboyize
Playboyize

Leeky Forums is possessed by a demon.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Emberburn
Yay! A real live spammer. Don't let him get away Skitty!

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Emberburn
Yay! A real live spammer! Don't let him get away Skitty!

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Emberburn
Yay! A real live spammer! Don't let him get away Skitty!!

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

test

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Skullbone

Well, programming is certainly less of a pain in the ass on Linux distributions. Not sure what you really tend to use your computer for though, so I can't easily recommend you some Linux software to try out.

@RavySnake

I don't know, but rule 34 demands we have porn of this alacrity daemon.

Evilember
Evilember

@Playboyize
Not just any demon! An alacrirty daemon

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Evilember

a Hell of a Demon for sure.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@likme
site appears to be broken

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Flameblow
yeps

FastChef
FastChef

Alright, if we're going to be unable to post in /b/read except intermittently, I suggest we retreat to the Discord for a while.

https://discord.gg/0l4MuQYkZX4v9419

Smokey, it'd be cool if you can come too. It's not a /b/read without you.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@BlogWobbles
brokenedy broked

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@BlogWobbles
yep

Booteefool
Booteefool

@JunkTop
How are you Squirrel?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Booteefool
Good now that I'm back home. I saw you posted on freefall forum.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Booteefool
Good now that I'm back home. I saw you posted on freefall forum..

happy_sad
happy_sad

i overheard one of the salesmen at a dealership i service is getting canned for not selling enough cars per month. apparently you have to sell 10 cars a month or they fire you. 10 fucking cars in this economy. i'm glad my livelihood doesn't hinge on me moving 10 piles of asian scrap metal every month.

bonus, today this same guy was super rude to me. i hope i'm there when they give him the axe. piece of shit.

@FastChef
thanks, i might stop by in a bit.
probably just need to go to bed though.

takes2long
takes2long

@Evil_kitten
Did I :S? I don't remember that
Link?

It's good to have you back :3

Just so you aware, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7UrFYvl5TE
Leeky Forums has been dying, b's down to 45pph, and almost none of our community remains.
Most everyones moved elsewhere as far as I can tell.

askme
askme

@Evil_kitten
hello and yay double posts

massdebater
massdebater

8chnpls
@Evil_kitten
Did I :S? I don't remember that
Link?

It's good to have you back :3

Just so you aware, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7UrFYvl5TE
Leeky Forums has been dying, b's down to 45pph, and almost none of our community remains.
Most everyones moved elsewhere as far as I can tell.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

8chnpls plsplsplsplsplsplsplsplspls
@Evil_kitten
Did I :S? I don't remember that
Link?

It's good to have you back :3

Just so you aware, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7UrFYvl5TE
Leeky Forums has been dying, b's down to 45pph, and almost none of our community remains.
Most everyones moved elsewhere as far as I can tell.

SniperGod
SniperGod

why8chnwhy
@Evil_kitten
Did I :S? I don't remember that
Link?

It's good to have you back :3

Just so you aware, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7UrFYvl5TE
Leeky Forums has been dying, b's down to 45pph, and almost none of our community remains.
Most everyones moved elsewhere as far as I can tell.

RavySnake
RavySnake

FUCK OFF Leeky Forums
@Evil_kitten
Did I :S? I don't remember that
Link?

It's good to have you back :3

Just so you aware, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7UrFYvl5TE
Leeky Forums has been dying, b's down to 45pph, and almost none of our community remains.
Most everyones moved elsewhere as far as I can tell.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@BlogWobbles
tfw jim and HW are just intentionally killing off the site because its a money pit and wasting more than what it's making, plus the only assholes who are still using it are us and the disgusting pedos which bring more problems to them

they realize they're literally just paying to have legal issues

StonedTime
StonedTime

@BlogWobbles
tfw jim and HW are just intentionally killing off the site because its a money pit and wasting more than what it's making, plus the only assholes who are still using it are us and the disgusting pedos which bring more problems to them

they realize they're literally just paying to have legal issues

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

hey guys where are going go when Leeky Forums is dead as hell?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@kizzmybutt
@SniperGod
@RavySnake
R U AWARE?

DO U NEED TO BE AWARED?

whereismyname
whereismyname

@massdebater
@kizzmybutt
@SniperGod
@RavySnake
You win! I only got 2 posts

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Discord's dead
/trash/'s dead
Leeky Forums's double dead
Steam's kinda dead as well

So where is everyone posting?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Dreamworx
They're posting in the big /b/read in the sky.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Need_TLC

Link?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Dreamworx
Everyone is out looking for Steve. If we can find him we will go torment him with squirrels eating crows.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Dreamworx
me and ben are posting on trash because fuck going out of the way to post through this mess

you just can't figure out how to talk to someone because you don't know how to have a conversation

conversation to you is fucking talking about stupid sexual bullshit online, literally all you know how to do + ask how someone is doing and then not respond or mention you're doing homework

JUST LMFAO

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Boy_vs_Girl
*draws pistol*

r u sure about this ruby?

5mileys
5mileys

@RavySnake
http://www.crosstimecafe.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=11664#p324565

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Boy_vs_Girl
/heaven/index.html

@girlDog
Are you offering?

massdebater
massdebater

@Bidwell
m-maybe

likme
likme

@massdebater
Well, I wouldn't want to be rude.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@viagrandad
Could you instead draw some tentacle porn featuring the Alacrity Daemon?

@Bidwell
That is a board about a fighting game.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@kizzmybutt
Life is just a fighting game, basically.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Deadlyinx
I want to fight you. With my dik

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Gigastrength
Guess not? Surely you can draw more than just guns though, right?

@Deadlyinx

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Methnerd
It's a duel, then.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@kizzmybutt
that broad is up for clam

see at https://sys.8ch.net/claim.html

Emberburn
Emberburn

@StonedTime

So this is how the end looks like.

Evilember
Evilember

@Carnalpleasure
@Skullbone

You, too. Two on one; let's go.

Firespawn
Firespawn

.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Evilember

Did you quote yourself with that second link?

Also, if Skitty wants to dick joust you, I will leave him to a fair 1v1.

WebTool
WebTool

@RavySnake
I was directing you to that post.

How honorable.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Also, my apologies for making an untitled thread.

I was not aware that this was something I needed to do.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@LuckyDusty

It's okay, we all fuck up.

By the way, what should we call you, user?

TechHater
TechHater

@LuckyDusty
Oh, that was you? You FUCKER

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@ZeroReborn
jesus fuck it's man why can't you tell who people are by just watching 2 or 3 of their fucking posts? holy shit its kitty you LIL SHIT

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@ZeroReborn
Discord.

@TechHater
I am so new here pls understand.

@AwesomeTucker
You have me mistaken, I'm afraid.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@AwesomeTucker
lel
bad guess
embarrassing after prior statement

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@AwesomeTucker

I wasn't aware you actually flirted with Kitty. Thought you hated her.

Illusionz
Illusionz

her

Supergrass
Supergrass

@CodeBuns
Your choice of name may become confusing given that we have a Discord chat. But I shall call you Discord so long as I can recognize you either by your pics or by a name.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Back to the move.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Also, hey Reece, you gone to bed, or you still here?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Illusionz
that movie went sour fast

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@CodeBuns
You have me mistaken, I'm afraid.
Ohh, really? That doesn't usually happen. fine, Ruby wins this time, goddamn it.

I will kill Ruby when I see him.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Stark_Naked
ok

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Supergrass
It's plenty confusing, indeed, but it's my longest standing name, and the only one anyone recalls.

@Garbage Can Lid
Understandable.

farquit
farquit

@Booteefool
Well you did have that name long before discord chat. Am I missing something or are you posting much more recently? Maybe you were even more incognito before iunno

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Stark_Naked
She dead?

@Garbage Can Lid
I will kill Ruby when I see him.
You seem mad.

takes2long
takes2long

@farquit
Started posting again very recently.

Inmate
Inmate

@happy_sad
She dead?

Yeah the video in youtube with sound and her family crying is hearth breaking.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@takes2long
Cool
Not a great time for a return with this shitty site and lack of posters, but cool regardless

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Gigastrength

Eh, new posters are always good when there's less posters around.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Ignoramus
flirt
me
flirting with someone
over the internet

@happy_sad
You seem mad.
You really believe someone like me has the potential to get mad at someone? Over the INTERNET?

LMAO JUST LMFAO

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Snarelure
me
flirting with someone
over the internet

Ahem…

@Methnerd
I want to fight you. With my dik

@girlDog
quieres pene?
Google translate to English: you want penis?

I believe this counts as flirting, Skitty. And you were doing so under the assumption that you were talking to Kitty.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Firespawn
There is nothing flirtatious about challenging someone to penile combat.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Firespawn
Hmm.. go tell someone these things on the street and call me from prison to tell me how well that flirting went LMFAO

Ruby, you've been here 3 years. Remember when you first showed up? You were telling me about how you thought I was the most difficult person to psychoanalyze or something. OK, this should have been enough time to understand I don't hate anyone, jesus fuck.. what about my interactions with them makes you assume I hate them? lmao

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@LuckyDusty
If that's the case, I challenge you to dick fencing.

@eGremlin
Ruby, you've been here 3 years
Since January of last year

I don't hate anyone, jesus fuck..
Yeah, but you have at the very least expressed annoyance at Kitty.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@JunkTop
OH GOD MY SIDES!!!1

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@PurpleCharger
JESUS FUCK

AHHHHHH I WANT TO STAB MYSELF IN THE BALLS RUBY

FUCK

I just pick on them a little because I like them you fuckin JACKASS

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

we kill?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

nope, everyone's just ded or fingering their butthole

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I'm dead and fingering my butthole.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Maybe I should sleep early?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Boy_vs_Girl
And miss all the excitement?

@Spamalot
Keep up the good work, my similarly-named friend.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Evil_kitten

Not really much excitement at the moment, and I'm sleepy for some reason.

5mileys
5mileys

@Evil_kitten

Not really much excitement at the moment, and I'm sleepy for some reason.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Evil_kitten

2

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Evil_kitten
hey sorry for what I told you yesterday that wasn't meant for you lol, im stupid and just assumed things but nevermind it's cool you're still around because I had never actually gotten to know you but here you are and here am I, how cool right

i love you ;~;

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Evil_kitten
hey sorry for what I told you yesterday that wasn't meant for you lol, im stupid and just assumed things but nevermind it's cool you're still around because I had never actually gotten to know you but here you are and here am I, how cool right i love you ;~;

Methshot
Methshot

@Evil_kitten

Not really much excitement at the moment, and I'm sleepy for some reason.

Methnerd
Methnerd

i'm alive and fingering the dead's butthole

TreeEater
TreeEater

i'm alive and fingering the dead's butthole

Emberburn
Emberburn

is 8ch died

Evilember
Evilember

is 8ch died

hotwils plis

Flameblow
Flameblow

Error 504

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

G'day guys, how's it going?

Illusionz
Illusionz

test

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

G'day guys, how's it going?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I think we're back

takes2long
takes2long

@Stark_Naked
i'm alive and fingering the dead's asshole

Bidwell
Bidwell

G'day guys, how's it going?

Inmate
Inmate

Hmm.

idontknow
idontknow

test

likme
likme

IT LIVES!!

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

It's risen from its grave.
What a time to be alive.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@likme
Hey Canon, how're you?

@idontknow
G'day Reece

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@kizzmybutt
Guess better to live for the moment because before we all ded (well.. ded again in this case).

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Poker_Star
It lives, it dies, it lives again.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@hairygrape
Hiya Rap!
I'm doing good
woke up some time ago, ate breakfast, still got on exam for next week, gonna think how to study for that one

how's u?

@Gigastrength
From the ashes we will rise!
also pardon me for asking, but did you used to post in old bread by any chance?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

inb4 that was its rebirth

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Carnalpleasure
You are not pardoned.

Also, yes.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Carnalpleasure
Nuts, Well I wish you well in that exam Canon.

I'm good, just playing some Eve online atm.
I've got some new lunas, I'll post them at you over the next few days.

also, I'll link you something in steam

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Snarelure
;-;
Well, from the other thread I remember who you are(name+trip), we probably didn't talk much back then but still nice to see you again!

@Skullbone
c-c-cheked!

thx!

sounds cool, and there can never be enough Luna so I'll keep my save button ready! :3

WebTool
WebTool

@SniperGod
Which other thread?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@SniperGod
Sweet as :3

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@WebTool
the thread where you posted the combinations of trips you used back then

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@VisualMaster
Understood.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

morning

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Lunatick
How're you today?

@Raving_Cute
G'day Khan

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Lord_Tryzalot
Not entirely bored.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Lord_Tryzalot
whats new and is Leeky Forums working better?

girlDog
girlDog

@Boy_vs_Girl
That's good :3
Whatchya up to?

@King_Martha
Not even a little :P

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

is…is it just me or do image thumbnails don't even work anymore????

farquit
farquit

@Evil_kitten
Nope, not just you.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@farquit

no more image thumbnails in all of the site
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

happy_sad
happy_sad

@girlDog
Watching dudes play The Culling and read reviews about the new Starfox game.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@viagrandad
I don't like it tbh fam

5mileys
5mileys

@Evil_kitten
@Evil_kitten

try sys.8ch.net/b/res/5655649 and see anything changed

takes2long
takes2long

@happy_sad
Oh nice, the Culling looks pretty cool hey?
I watched daithi de nogla play with his friends on youtube, that's how I first heard about it.
pretty sweet.

Are the starfox reviews positive?

Inmate
Inmate

@5mileys
test

idontknow
idontknow

@takes2long
Yeah, looks fun.
My computer is old and falling apart, though.
Probably wouldn't be able to run it myself.

They are pretty mixed.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@idontknow
old computer
I know the feel, if you're thinking of a new one or upgrading, not to imply you don't already know, but I'd totally suggest waiting for the 1080's to come out, or whatever Nvidea is going to call their pascal GPU's
should see a markedly noticeable drop in price when they do in current models.

hairygrape
hairygrape

NO THUMBNAILS AAAAAAA

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@lostmypassword
I know literally nothing about computers.
I absolutely will not be ordering/building it myself.
I'll need to find someone else to do all of the work.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@5mileys
That's some fine magic you got there, it works! only difference is thumbnails are a bit smaller, but hell even the QR thumbnail works!

@SomethingNew
as Khan said, use http://sys.8ch.net/b/res/5655649.html for now

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Inmate
@Inmate
I see it and can you see this webm?

Techpill
Techpill

@Deadlyinx
yeah, one small thing though, I feel like whenever I post anything, it just refuses to properly update the thread using this address

Methshot
Methshot

@Poker_Star

Here you go;
http://www.logicalincrements.com/

Websites based around people like you who wish to upgrade but have no idea where to begin.
I'd be happy to help you as well :3
I'm always around

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Techpill
yeah you need to refresh alot on this link thats the down side

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Gigastrength
I don't like this either.
This is displeasing.

@Methshot
I can't handle this.
I don't have the patience.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@PackManBrainlure
That's fine, deep red = extreme awesome performance

purple = why are you even buying a copmuter?
just set a price goal and you can work from there and I can help you :3

Emberburn
Emberburn

@TreeEater
F5 needed everytime
we oldschool nao

@PackManBrainlure
auto-update? no thumbnails!
thumbnails? no auto-update!
I strongly agree.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Emberburn
does your namesync work?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Thumbnails working again it seems!

StonedTime
StonedTime

@TurtleCat
What a time to be alive.

TechHater
TechHater

@TurtleCat
lets hope

FastChef
FastChef

@Flameblow
Yeah, just that I didn't copy my code as I was trying to post on other browsers to see if anything was different.

@StonedTime
Yay!
Still, site feels like it's slowly collapsing building as even thumbnails are taking seconds to load, as opposed to instantly before.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@TechHater
ya

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@FastChef
it only works on sys I think

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@FastChef
Better red than dead.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

wut they done? i gave up treyeing yesterday after i got told the deminic presession failed lots.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

heading to bed, have a good one

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Need_TLC
The site was down for like 6 hours.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Nude_Bikergirl
Farewell.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@New_Cliche
better pink than stink

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

just saying a quick goodmorning on the way to work

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Nude_Bikergirl
night

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Booteefool
Never heard that one before.

Soft_member
Soft_member

rip chyna

girlDog
girlDog

@Sir_Gallonhead
morning

farquit
farquit

squeee!~

5mileys
5mileys

@BunnyJinx
oh sorry, I thought you meant normal posting, not sure of namesync really

@New_Cliche
nice view, I like that optimism!

@Nude_Bikergirl
Nighty Rap!

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@AwesomeTucker
Images that aren't in this folder

Nojokur
Nojokur

@PurpleCharger
I used to save all the mocha pics from Pritty.
The more the merrier!

Supergrass
Supergrass

Save as original filename feature doesn't work anymore

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Nojokur
This is her folder.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Supergrass
Neat.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Fried_Sushi
Perhaps she added more pics afterward?
that particular image I saved was dated 24 February, 2013.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@King_Martha
Indeed, it was posted on the blog later than the most recent images I have.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@happy_sad
Always new stuff out there for the saving!
So, how have you been during your vacation from the threads?

FastChef
FastChef

@StonedTime
Well, I already have the images, but I don't have the filenames.
I can't add them to the folder in this state.

I've been okay. Mostly watching video games, sometimes playing them.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@FastChef
Em yeah, I get ya, back then I barely used to save anything with the original filenames.

That's cool, what do you play these days?
As for me I still got about a year or so of studies until I finally graduate with my masters.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Harmless_Venom
Most recently I've played Dark Souls 2, Dungeons of Dredmor, Stardew Valley, Undertale.

If my computer weren't old and broken I'd love to play Enter the Gungeon, The Culling, Rainbow Six Siege, Dark Souls 3.
For now, I'll just keep watching them.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@SomethingNew
Sweet!

perhaps it's time for an upgrade then? could help you play all the new stuff available

My laptop is struggling with new games these days so I'm thinking of getting new desktop PC to fix that.

@lostmypassword

WebTool
WebTool

@Burnblaze
Almost time

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Sharpcharm
!

@Burnblaze

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@VisualMaster
.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@WebTool
I got my laptop about 4 years ago, but now when I play most stuff(approaching the summer heat), it starts to heat up alot, reaching 90C at times, and that's annoying since the keyboard area gets a bit too hot as well

Got an idea of what specs you wanna have?

@VisualMaster

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@BinaryMan
.. ?

@GoogleCat

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@GoogleCat
This PC is 7 years old now

Nah, I know nothing about computers

@Fuzzy_Logic
:;,

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Ignoramus
can i teach u how 2 komputer?
lets start with how much ram can that old ladyboard hold, and which socket it is
download and install speccy, post results

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Spamalot
inb4 socket 775

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Fuzzy_Logic

@Ignoramus
The laptop I had before this one was bought in 2008, but it used to grill things nicely as sometimes during gaming the motherboard would hit 100C+ (pic related)

Also as Azzy said, you can download and install Speccy to know what components your current system has

Methnerd
Methnerd

@iluvmen
When I used to search for tripcodes

Emberburn
Emberburn

Is it alive?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Methnerd
it was worth a shot

nini bread

Evilember
Evilember

@Emberburn
More like undead.

@Emberfire
See ya.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Methnerd
Wow! that's pretty much top of the line stuff for a 2009 PC

You got plenty of room for improvements if you got a similar budget for a new PC today

@Emberburn
For now, Hiya Ruby!

@Emberfire
Nighty Azzy!!

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Flameblow

Heyya Canon. How's things?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Flameblow
Neat.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Ignored

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Emberburn
hello there

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

sigh

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@ZeroReborn
@GoogleCat

Hey, how's it going, Genghis Khan?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@LuckyDusty
Doin good, just chillin for most of the day before I get back to studying, gonna get me some dinner soon and watching latest episode of Better Call Saul
how bout u?

@RumChicken
Oh, also these days tripcodes are best searched by using the graphics card rather than the CPU, they're like.. waaaayyyy faster than using the CPU.
I don't think the GTX 285 is supported but anything beyond the 600 series(as well as all AMD cards) are capable of searching for tripcodes using this http://meriken.ygch.net/programming/merikens-tripcode-engine-english/

An example is Azzy, he's got an AMD R295x2 card and he posted getting 1.2 BILLION trips/s!! but that card he's got consumes 500W at full load.. so, nuclear reactor in a card lol

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Dreamworx
its going alright but Chyna is dead

girlDog
girlDog

dinner time, laters!

farquit
farquit

@Nude_Bikergirl
I know plenty about generating tripcodes.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Out to get printer ink and Taco Bell. I wish they would bring back mexi nuggets.

5mileys
5mileys

ded

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Crazy_Nice
hey Ruby will come on Discord soon. don't want you to think that I've given up on you!

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@JunkTop
Give me about 15-30 minutes. I'm at a bus stop heading home with some printer ink.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@StrangeWizard
I meant later too. been busy clearing some junk off an external HDD

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Spazyfool

Kay. See you when you're ready. Probably gonna need to make sure I get this ink in when I get home anyways.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Crazy_Nice
edible 3d printer meterial mak yoor ohn maxi nugnets

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@RavySnake

user, it's trivial to make one's own mexi nuggets. You can basically buy them frozen at any grocery store and add seasonings. But it's not the same if you can't get them AT Taco Bell to enjoy with your tacos in the restaurant. fiesta potatoes just aren't the same.

Also, just so you know, I find changeling drones to be sexually attractive, even the male ones.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@ZeroReborn
I hate Taco bell, the most retarded fucking place I've ever been to.

The names they give to food items fucking trigger the shit out of me

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

threads all mine huh? Hmm… what can i do with my very own thread…

Booteefool
Booteefool

@BunnyJinx
that makes you the new leader.
pretty sure you have to fight aeris now.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Booteefool

I too would like to see a drunken fistfight between Skitty and Aeris I would easily bet on Skitty.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@haveahappyday
i wouldn't fuck with skitty. he's got the cartel backing him. they'd be looking for aeris's head down mexico way.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@CodeBuns
@haveahappyday
g-guys.. pls

im not a bad poni am i

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@SomethingNew

Oh Skitty…

You don't need to be a bad pony to be a badass pony. I'm just saying that Aeris would be fucked if he ever got into a fight with you. Hell, I'd be fucked if I ever got into a fight with you.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@PackManBrainlure
lol ruby pls, I'm not even much of a fighter, I rather befriend ppl than fight anyone.

what are you doing?

inb4 homework

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@SomethingNew
You know if you are a bad poni the bad poni elf sends electric deer after you.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@CodeBuns

Homework, explaining crap to people on /g/, and waiting for Reece.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Now I kinda want Fluttershy+Electric deer porn. Me and my big mouth!

farquit
farquit

@Garbage Can Lid
Electric deer delivery system activated.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@farquit
https://youtu.be/Mhv6gipA3dc?t=1m39s

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

G'day guys, how's it gonig?

takes2long
takes2long

every since the white man created the cotton gin nobody knows what the hell to do with niggers

one of you assholes needs to destroy the cotton gin and erase it from everyones memories, for real

w8t4u
w8t4u

@haveahappyday
sup bruh

massdebater
massdebater

@w8t4u
Well I Wasn't doing anything, but you're right about the cotton gin, so I'm going to study how to erase it from history.

likme
likme

@massdebater
My hero!

Playboyize
Playboyize

@haveahappyday
hallo. it's going thanks, how you?

also Ruuuuuuuuuby, can you give me the link to the Discord bread room plz.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

https://discord.gg/0l4MuQYkZX4v9419

Snarelure
Snarelure

@likme
https://youtu.be/EqWRaAF6_WY?t=1m12s

@Playboyize
https://discord.gg/0l4MuQYkZX7THEoG

TechHater
TechHater

@likme
@Snarelure
Oh my God, I've figured it out Skittles!

We reform the Klu Klux Klan, right, then we get them to do a little kindling in central park with their cross technique, we then use that kindling to burn all the books that have the history recorded in them, and all the niggers that would say it existed right?

but here's the best part!
the cops will get there, and because the niggers are already black they won't know they were burned to death! They'll just see the ashes and think they OD'd on marijuana!
It's brilliant!

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@JunkTop
Heya Canon

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Need_TLC
Mornin' Rap!

takes2long
takes2long

@Sir_Gallonhead
How are you?

Bidwell
Bidwell

hiya lads

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@takes2long
Not bad, just chillin, had a major headache today but it's finally gone, also seems summer temps are finally here

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Burnblaze
summer temps
is that a good thing ?

Sucks about the headache, glad you're feeling better

Booteefool
Booteefool

@PurpleCharger
haha well not really, spring temps are more easy to deal with, but atleast humidity is still in good range, then when summer really hits it gets really humid

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Booteefool
Oh man I know what that's like haha, though you probably get hotter in Lebanon than We do in my area

cum2soon
cum2soon

Hoofsies!

askme
askme

@Bidwell
Hi

idontknow
idontknow

@cum2soon
i like hooves

@askme
hey shiny

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@cum2soon
G'day shiny, how're you?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Bidwell
hai

@Spamalot
hmm given the temps I've seen in Aussie, I woudn't say so, I mean, in the summer we get humid 29-32C daily highs and a few 35C+ days but the 40C I hear of sometimes in Aussieland

@cum2soon
Yay Shiny!!!

DeathDog
DeathDog

@RumChicken
Oh, that surprises me.
We often go above 35 in summer, hottest days can reach high 40's.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Dinner!

Nojokur
Nojokur

@DeathDog
Yeah, Usually it's only the end of july and august where we get 30-ish daily temps, but may and june are relatively stable temps that don't go beyond 32C

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Emergency Chickun Meeting!

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Nojokur
Hey canon, what you upto. Keep me entertained until Ruby isn't ded anymore

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Nojokur
You got Dubs!

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Nojokur
That's not too bad

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Fried_Sushi
oops, back up there

takes2long
takes2long

@Fried_Sushi
oh just organizing some notes, only got one exam and this semester is over.. so I'm making sure it goes smoothly, how's u

and nice song, have something similar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgRkOlLSfgc

Bidwell
Bidwell

Dashie won't

iluvmen
iluvmen

@takes2long
Oooooooooooooh, nice luna

idontknow
idontknow

@idontknow
I like hooves too, I message that artist everyday. I tell him I love him constantly. His artwork makes me cum so hard.

likme
likme

@TurtleCat
I'm good, feeling great, and you?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@RumChicken
YaY CaNoN!

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@idontknow
Lel he is pretty great and same for me tbh
Does he ever respond to you?
another reason to love eight sham, updates so slow that conversations take three times as long

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@likme
I'm good, just playing eve online

Evilember
Evilember

I wouldn't say there's anything wrong with having a small dick. It just means that your position in life is forever cemented below everyone that doesn't have a worthless clit-cock dangling between their legs. Instead of pleasing a woman and filling her vulnerable womb with fertile seed, passing on your genes and ensuring your legacy, you're destined to be the bottom bitch for any hung stud that decides to bend you over and blow a thick, creamy load up your boipussy. If there isn't a thick, meaty slab of vein-ridden cock between your legs then you forfeit any right to call yourself a man, plain and simple. You either get on your knees, open your mouth, and wait for that fat burly dick to dislocate your jaw, or spread those fat asscheeks and get ready for your pucker to get gaped. A man's cock (an -actual- man's cock, not some sissy dick that spurts from a gentle breeze), will leave any hole stretched out, brutalized, and leaking hot, gooey cum that teems with life and energy. A pathetic cock no bigger than my pinky won't even be able to produce a dime-sized load, let alone stretch anything out. A big dick even smells better, radiating raw, masculine musk that'll make a wimpy faggot jizz his panties in mouth-watering anticipation. Which of course is perfectly natural. The only thing a puny sissy clit is good for is reminding everyone how much better a big dick is. Once the owner of such a meager "cock" realizes how utterly inadequate they really are, the sooner they can move on with their life as a disposable cumdump that lives to worship strong, manly dick.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Gigastrength
Yea he responded to me recently

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@SniperGod
Cool
What's he like?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@TalkBomber
Hey Azzy, how're you?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Do you know how heavy a big cock actually is? How much pressure is created from the weight of it pressed against you and from the thrusting of it, inside of you? this is something that i am not sure you small dicked guys truly understands unless you have been given the opportunity to play with toys or a dick other than your own.

Clearly i was aware of the size difference between a large cock and a small penis before now, but up until last week i had not really thought about the heaviness, the weight, the volume it takes up when i am penetrated with it. thinking back on various partners i have had, i am now cognizant of the fact that the men who are heavily endowed possess this same weight factor and it is a contributor to the erotic sensations that bring about a physical response from me in ways that a small penis does not, or simply can not accomplish.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Evilember
Why is this kinda hot?

TechHater
TechHater

@TurtleCat
Humble and cool

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@VisualMaster
KEK
Skitty please

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Go away, SWK.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@BinaryMan
Lol

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@ZeroReborn
cause you are a little it gay
its okay, we're all gay sometimes

@TechHater
Awesome
I hope you two become friends

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@BunnyJinx
Go away ommadon

Nojokur
Nojokur

@StrangeWizard
:3
whatchya up to shiny?

@Stupidasole
Not good hey?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Nojokur
and its only going to get worse

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Garbage Can Lid
Why is that Azzy?
What's up?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Harmless_Venom
people, people and more people.
except that one thing that wasn't people, a real curveball that was

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Evil_kitten
Descriptive as ever :P

what was the curveball?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Nojokur
Waiting on vikings

idontknow
idontknow

@viagrandad
no

SniperWish
SniperWish

Nighty all

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@SniperWish
Night Canon

whereismyname
whereismyname

I just got this bowflex ultimate 2 and severely underestimated its size and can't get it though my rooms door :(

Nojokur
Nojokur

This is bullshit!

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Spazyfool

@Stark_Naked
Heya Squirrely, how're you?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@whereismyname
bowflex

nigga why
are you serious?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Lunatick
It was cheap.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Lunatick
why, whats wrong? I had been looking for a home gym and this dude was selling it for 400 dollars so I said fuckit and got it

askme
askme

@Harmless_Venom
@Boy_vs_Girl
It's better than nothing, and I guess it works if you were doing it on a budget. But you can't put a price on gains. Just saying you would have been better off with a power rack, bar, and a bench. All you need for stronglifts. also weights for the bar obviously.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@whereismyname
just take it apart.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Bidwell
This

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@takes2long
Hello /b/read forgot text

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@askme
I had a bench but it started getting old and stuff so I took it out into the driveway and left it next to the street with a paper that said "free"

someone took it in under an hour lol

so I still have a bar and dumbells, the bowflex comes with this awesome curl thing and an adjustable bench so its all I wanted, everything else is just extra :P

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Gigastrength
I can't say its not a convenient machine. But the leg curl function can not even approach the effectiveness of deadlifts or squats. If it works it works though

Supergrass
Supergrass

.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

..

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

….

MPmaster
MPmaster

is this where i submit my design for the new 20 to the treasury dept?

farquit
farquit

@MPmaster
is that obama?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Evil_kitten

@farquit
Or hist wife

happy_sad
happy_sad

@farquit
it's oprah.

idontknow
idontknow

@happy_sad
put oprah on a dollar bill and ill put this in the treasury too.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@happy_sad
hey smokey who died?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Gigastrength
prince?

Skullbone
Skullbone

well anyways i'm planning on going to bed soon so goodnight everyone.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@PackManBrainlure
did they check for fingerprince?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Emberburn
cause of death was exposure to purple rain.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@SniperWish
yeah that could be his death and how are you?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@AwesomeTucker
1/10

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@StonedTime
i'm good. just relaxing after work. how's it going with you?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Stupidasole
I am watching orphan black and looking into how wall of chyna died

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I bet a turd would look better on a 20 bill

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Oh look, the death of another famous guy I don't know.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@SniperGod
Oh God I finally got it in my room ._.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@haveahappyday
cross dressing pop star who was famous for suing his fans for copyright violations if a song of his happened to be playing in the background of their youtube videos.

likme
likme

@iluvmen
So…nothing of value was lost, right?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@cum2soon
Hey Shiny, whats up with normlpeople, do you still have a skype group?

Techpill
Techpill

@likme
especially since he hadn't made a relevant contribution to music in decades. probably died of aids. it's not normal for people to have the flu for months like that.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@w8t4u
Hey Raptor guess what?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Techpill
I likes purple rain movie though. Thats like the last thing he did right?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Techpill
Pitiful way to go. One less nuisance on our side.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Carnalpleasure
Heya, whats that?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Snarelure
i never saw it myself.

@SniperWish
it was disappointing that he turned into a copyright shill. he's like metallica or kiss now to me, i can never listen to their stuff without being reminded about what blatant and obvious faggots they are.

TechHater
TechHater

@StonedTime
Made a character on champions online loosly based on a character from crosstime cafe and ran into one of the artists who thought it was pretty cool. Talked to him for a while.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@DeathDog
My dad had it on VHS so I watched it a few times was a good 90 min music video.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@SomethingNew
good job skits
time to get jacked

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@TechHater
Was it florence :P

also that's pretty cool :3
did you exchange emails or something/

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@DeathDog
At least I actually knew who they were and grew up with their stuff.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@BunnyJinx
Nope a hyena.
http://www.crosstimecafe.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=11660

Nojokur
Nojokur

@New_Cliche
Oooo, nice.

did you organise to stay in contacT?
you might even have a character created after you :3

Illusionz
Illusionz

@PurpleCharger
I had my wieghts and crap outside before and it gets hot as fuck outside, and I'm not like most of my friends that can be outside in 100+ F weather and be alright, I can fucking pass out and like a faggot and the heat gets to me, so an indoor gym is fucking awesome, always wanted one tbh, now I've got it, fuck yes..

now I can be in my room and blast spiderbait and scream AMERICAAAAAAA while using my bowflex

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Fuzzy_Logic
prince gets the finger from me for making me sit through dozens of annoying conversations with ignorant idiots who claimed it's somehow piracy to have fucking a prince video on VH1 playing in the background on a TV barely audible while someone vlogs. like any person in the fucking world was like, "man, i want to listen to that prince song from 20 years ago, but i don't want to pay for it, so let's cue up that youtube vid of some fat 14 year old faggot vlogging with raspberry beret in the background.

@AwesomeTucker
i hope VHS makes a comeback some day.
i still have all mine.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Supergrass
My brother has all ours. I dont even have a player.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Lunatick
Fucking saved

@Supergrass
Can't say I'd be very happy that my famous song was associated by a fat kid, but ya, I see your point.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Sir_Gallonhead
i have one hooked up to my TV.
probably 10 or more years worth of stuff i taped too.

5mileys
5mileys

@Nojokur
Nope. We talked a while then the people I was running with started another raid so I went with them.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Soft_member
these are just washed up hacks riding the corpses of their respective fandoms. it's so sad when these famous acts don't know when to step out of the spotlight. almost better when they die young. can you imagine cobain being some decrepit 50 year old whining about stolen profits in between playing "in bloom" at six flags?

askme
askme

I was reading the thread where I was posting while drunk the other day… wtf I can't even understand some of my responses…

Bidwell
Bidwell

[petrifying social anxiety intensifies]

massdebater
massdebater

@askme
I understand them perfectly.

idontknow
idontknow

@massdebater
Oh, hi :P

It's cause like I responded to someone with
aww.. i was lurking hater breads but realized i shouldn't be a dick so i let my dick erect to 200%

and I'm like why the fuck did I even say this, it had nothing to do with anything

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

lmao wtf

https://youtu.be/Mhv6gipA3dc?t=1m39s

hairygrape
hairygrape

@lostmypassword
look at this video wtf

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Evil_kitten
I wonder if the stuff I taped is still in a box at my brothers. Will ask next time I'm out there.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@lostmypassword
Been watching that h3h3?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Playboyize
no, some user linked it when I was too drunk to understand what was even going on

Methshot
Methshot

do these guys want to fuck that kid? what the hell haha

Methnerd
Methnerd

I see the thumbnails are dead

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Poker_Star
i spent years editing out the commercials, but now i realize i like the old commercials more than the old shows.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

awww shiieith
ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqgtVpD328o

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Methshot
That video is impossible to understand, even when sober.

@Methnerd
No? I still see thumbs.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@TreeEater
Yeah! Some of them are downright weird

Snarelure
Snarelure

@PackManBrainlure
Yeah, that's what I was talking about.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Snarelure
i want you to come

over to my house tonight

SniperGod
SniperGod

Work starts pretty early tomorrow. Night all.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@SniperGod
Goodnight

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Flameblow
Such an expertly crafted lyric.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@SniperGod
have a good one Squirrely

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Sharpcharm
here's a good one.

StonedTime
StonedTime

huh.. I must have been pretty out of it that day, I do not recall posting a selfie. I want to kill my elf

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@StonedTime
You were a pretty wild dude.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@RavySnake
whatchu up to this fine night?

I'm contemplating whether or not I should go work tomorrow, I really don't want to go..

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@DeathDog
A lot of nothing.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@BinaryMan
why not do something? there's a lot of things to do

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@AwesomeTucker
Are there?
Name one thing.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

maybe this is the year i finally order freedom rock on 4 records or three cassettes for $19.95, or two CDs for $24.95.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@PurpleCharger
workout, make music, compose something for fun, research programming stuff for fun, text everyone on your phone with stupid things, pepe's memes, don't talk to me or my son ever gain etc

that's typically what I do

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

be back later guys

whereismyname
whereismyname

@BunnyJinx
i heard that a lot of VHS tapes are being sold for lots of cash on ebay for some reason.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@GoogleCat
Maybe I should learn to program.
That could be interesting.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

MY TOUNGE!

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@whereismyname
because retrotech is a hipster trend. also VHS is your only bet if you want to see what Star Wars was like before Lucas ruined it with his special editions. I like having a copy of ET where the cops all still have their guns too.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

has miracle been about?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Yes.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

No.

Techpill
Techpill

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Ponies pony ponies?

FastChef
FastChef

@Nojokur

Who are these cute ponies?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Is Stephen Hawking Einstein tier?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@AwesomeTucker
pont

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@FastChef
Mocha Delight and Smitten Sweets

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@New_Cliche

I want to cuddle them both. Why can't I cuddle them, Discord?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Fuzzy_Logic
What's up?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Need_TLC
They're long dead, Ruby.
The artist put them down.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Raving_Cute
why do you like anime and why don't i?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Soft_member
because youre shit and apple isnt

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Bidwell
stfu

idontknow
idontknow

@Soft_member
I like anime and ponies for the same reason. It's cute. I just haven't picked up a new episode of ponies in almost a year because I haven't much felt like it.

@Bidwell
Brofist

likme
likme

@iluvmen
Fight me, faggot
@idontknow
~

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@likme
I can't really make heads or tails of that

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Bidwell
i know this, next lesson pzl sensei

@iluvmen

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Deadlyinx
*generic sign of affection*

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Methnerd
First, exhale slowly.
Then take a big deep breath.
Breathe out again, slower than the first time.
Breathe in one last time, then stop.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@PackManBrainlure
Okay, then.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Rock on!

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Methnerd
azzy

SniperGod
SniperGod

We'll keep Rocking!

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Firespawn
MOOT? YOU GUYS MANAGED TO GET MOOT TO JOIN IN ON THESE THREADS?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Emberfire
woop.
@Flameblow
no

DeathDog
DeathDog

@BlogWobbles
don't talk to me or my son ever again

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@BlogWobbles
Look, dude. I'm not gay. I don't need to see that right now.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@TurtleCat
The one and only!

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@DeathDog
disgusting
@ZeroReborn
me neither, so what?

FastChef
FastChef

@eGremlin
Why the fuck did you exile us from half-chan's Leeky Forums?

@BinaryMan
It's super gay, that's what.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@FastChef
The Mods took over, I was just a puppet!

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@PurpleCharger
Anime

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@FastChef
what.
no, hes wearing a skirt!

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@GoogleCat
You ran the site. Any decision made by those in lower positions was yours to override, and in the absence of an overrule, your fault. You have to keep your moderators in line when you run a forum or chatroom.

@Ignoramus
I don't need to see his underwear. Please stop.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Fuzzy_Logic

Do you like anime, Discord?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Dreamworx
f-fine.

MPmaster
MPmaster

And I'm back

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Fuzzy_Logic
Anime should be used as a method and means for quarantine of the degenerates that indulge themselves in it.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Sir_Gallonhead
that was a swimsuit!
@MPmaster
download final fantasy 14

girlDog
girlDog

@MPmaster
Welcome back

@Spamalot
You mean like it already is?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Need_TLC
It is a plague upon us all.

@Spamalot
My sentiments exactly.

askme
askme

@girlDog
You mean like it already is?
Quarantined even harder!
HAAARDER!

@Evil_kitten
y-yes

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Soft_member
Why's that?

@girlDog
Thank you :3
How're you?

@takes2long

likme
likme

@Bidwell
I wanna be a healslut in an mmo again but i want people who i know to play with.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@5mileys

@askme
Racist

@Bidwell
Just breading and checking some job boards before I hit the sack. How about yourself?

Techpill
Techpill

@lostmypassword
You mean I am Animist~

Methshot
Methshot

@Techpill
An animist is a form of wizard.
So, yknow i bet you are

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Evil_kitten

it is a plague upon us all
And here I thought we could be friends.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Methnerd
where do you rank

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Deadlyinx

@Techpill
I don't think that word means what you think it means.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@TreeEater
This is the deal breaker.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@likme
I've never liked FF though D:

@lostmypassword
Considering dinner myself.
Not much else

@Snarelure

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Methshot
you think I have the looks for a wizard?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Emberburn
BUT ITS A MUH MOR PUG UH!
Nah thats fine though.
gifted it to miracle to make him play with me
codes are region locked so he cant actually use it cus hes not a europoor
all of my rage
@SniperGod
ive never seen you, but i think you could be.

WebTool
WebTool

@Sharpcharm
is 1 less slutty than 5?

@Snarelure

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@SniperWish
Trade the code on ebay or something then

RumChicken
RumChicken

@WebTool
None are slutty, but how low down the nubers are you willing to fuck?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

my head

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Burnblaze

I bet you don't even clop or have a waifu.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@TurtleCat
@TurtleCat
hes gonna try and have steam refund it so he can buy a NA code

JunkTop
JunkTop

@ZeroReborn
i bet youre normal
This is what passes for an insult hrtr

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@RumChicken
Anything except three is passable.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@ZeroReborn
Now you're getting it.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@RumChicken
you're asking that?
do you even know me?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@CodeBuns
id say the same, except 2

whereismyname
whereismyname

we need a new thread

Supergrass
Supergrass

@BinaryMan
Righto, fair enough

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@SniperWish
r u on steam faggot

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@whereismyname
Who's baking?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Need_TLC
GUESS I WILL

NEW THREAD
@Crazy_Nice
@Crazy_Nice
@Crazy_Nice
@Crazy_Nice
@Crazy_Nice
@Crazy_Nice
@Crazy_Nice
@Crazy_Nice
@Crazy_Nice
@Crazy_Nice
@Crazy_Nice
@Crazy_Nice
@Crazy_Nice
@Crazy_Nice
@Crazy_Nice

Methshot
Methshot

@kizzmybutt
Nope. But I can install Skype if you want.

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