Why you're not a jew yet?

DeathDog
DeathDog

Conversion to Judaism (Hebrew: גיור‎, giyur) is a formal act undertaken by a non-Jewish person who wishes to be recognized as a full member of a Jewish community. A Jewish conversion is normally a series of religious acts and studies, including an expression of association with the Jewish people and, sometimes, the Land of Israel.[1][2][3] A formal conversion is also sometimes undertaken to remove any doubt as to the Jewishness of a person who wishes to be considered a Jew.

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TechHater
TechHater

religion

no thanks, I'm not mentally handicapped.

FastChef
FastChef

It's too much work, becoming an official Jew means you have to join society. I do study the Talmud, though.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

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BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

So, let's be clear about this; I will get a free house on Palestinian land?

Maybe on an actual historical site mentioned in the Bible? My house will be built right on top of it? So I can open a tourist shop, right?

whereismyname
whereismyname

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Illusionz
Illusionz

@BunnyJinx
No, that's reserved for ethnic Jews. If you marry a Jewish woman and breed with her then maybe your children will get one.

Supergrass
Supergrass

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Let me post hotkike

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

if you want to mutilate your dick go right ahead, but no born jew is going to consider you a real jew

MPmaster
MPmaster

this thread

takes2long
takes2long

@Stark_Naked
Technically real Jews are barely even Jews, they're more of a culture than a race nowadays

Inmate
Inmate

@TechHater
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Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

converts
real Jews

Pick one

StonedTime
StonedTime

there must be a subreddit on the joys of becoming a kike. if not, on tumblr.

FastChef
FastChef

@Stark_Naked
lecturing others on Judaism, doesn't know what a Jew by Choice is, thinks Jews by Birth are the majority of Jews

Go back to /pol/

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@StonedTime
Its right here on Leeky Forums.
http://archive.org/pol/
All the joys (ruling the world, tons of gelt, success in business) are detailed in nigh every thread

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@BunnyJinx
you too can rule the world for free!
just relinquish your foreskin and never have any oil. oh, and spend hours nodding insanely over deliberately ambiguous and by nature occult texts, dressed and barbered like a cormorant. kikedom is freedom and love.
Kennedi Cotarello is a kike.

Spamalot
Spamalot

No.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@DeathDog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ntVhD4TKm4

Skullbone
Skullbone

sage 49

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