Why did Ancients build pyramids?

massdebater
massdebater

Why did Ancients build pyramids?

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BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@massdebater
So they could hide your mom

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

To glorify the holiest of holies.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@CouchChiller
but anal feels great

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@CodeBuns
Blasphemer!

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Lunatick
if aliens were to build anything, it would've been domes as they aquire more architectural skill than a fucking pile of stone in a pyramid shape

idontknow
idontknow

@cum2soon
go ahead then build one.

iam waiting…

Techpill
Techpill

@idontknow
Give me a thousand slaves and I'll do it.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

First of all those are nubian pyramids, they barely even fucking count as pyramids. Second of all the pyramid is one of the easiest fucking things to build, much easier than building a rectangle or a square. It has a very sound foundation as well as it slowly tapering off to a fine point making for a nice and secure build.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Harmless_Venom
The Nubians were unable to build big pyramids because their nigger knowledge of engineering was pretty bad.
The lighter skinned Egyptians understood math. They measured the pyramid with a wheel, and observed that if you poured sand into a pile…you always got the same angle of the sides, indicating stress levels were equal among the entire shape as long as you stuck to that exact angle.

Nubians didn't understand that because of the negro brain.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

To get pussy.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@massdebater
When labor's cheap and you've not invented video games yet you might as well stack millions of stones.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@massdebater
When labor's cheap and you've not invented video games yet you might as well stack millions of stones.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

because kings had more slave labour than they knew what to do with, and without proper engineering if you build something tall you have to make it narrower as it gets higher or it will fall over. i assume.

5mileys
5mileys

WE WUZ SNAKEZ AND SHIEEET

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Because they wuz kangs an' sheeeeit.

Methshot
Methshot

Because they wanted to get to the point??

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

navigational portals into space craka

Lunatick
Lunatick

le 5th century first impression theory that kings built sacred-geometric structures all across earth using stone we can't move today for 'ritual tribalism lol'
They contribute to earth's magnetic field by morphing its shape to point to larger astral masses, like stars and constellations, sometimes indicative of other life in the universe.

Don't tell anyone IRL though.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Nude_Bikergirl
@Raving_Cute
Shills sure are shilling today. Get back in the oven

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

AYO HOL UP SO YOUS BE SAYIN….WE WUZ KIINGZ AND SHEEEIT

King_Martha
King_Martha

𝐖𝐄 𝐖𝐔𝐙 𝐕𝐈-𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐙

𝐖𝐄 𝐖𝐔𝐙 𝐕𝐈-𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐙 MANE

http://www.africaresource.com/rasta/articles/the-ancient-celts-and-vikings-were-black-people-by-dr-clyde-winters/

Methnerd
Methnerd

aliens

Snarelure
Snarelure

They built a whole lot of shit. All of civilizations built a whole lot of shit. Turns out that a whole lot of shit collapses and the most solid thing is a huge triangle. Then idiots look back and think that people created only triangle shit.

Those are the same people who listen to old music that stood the test of time and think that in older times all music was this good.

@Lunatick
we can't move today.

Shit, is that like, you know, megastone or something?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

What does "We wuz kangs" mean?

It means that "our ancestors were stupid enough to let a single, unelected family control their lives."

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Protip: the biggest Egyptian pyramids were faced with white marble and tipped with gold. All of this was stolen.

idontknow
idontknow

Pyramids were actually built much more recently, some time in the last 500 years. The whole thing about them being ancient structures from one of the first civilizations to exist is just hoax nonsense.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Boy_vs_Girl
proof?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Methnerd
Not the guy, but what do you mean, proof?
I mean, you could just google "were pyramids tipped with gold". "Was it stolen, mate?" It is that simple.

I mean, I understand asking for proof for many cases where it the opponent seems based and it is hard to google his claim, but I'm pretty sure this can be solved fairly quickly.

Emberfire
Emberfire

because it rains where mountains are

RavySnake
RavySnake

They were a bunch of autists with a hard on for pyramids.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@massdebater
To one-up the Sumerians and their ziggurats.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

It was the arabs job program for niggers. We have them make license plates. Arabs had them build giant pointless shit. Same basic theory. Keep them too busy to rape incessantly as they habitually do when left to their own resources.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Lord_Tryzalot
WE

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Lord_Tryzalot
WUZ

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Lord_Tryzalot
KANGS!

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Proof that the serpent is king of the beasts.

likme
likme

@Lord_Tryzalot
arabs
in 3000 BC

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@likme
And eskimos and chinese, don't forget those.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

because they wanted to fuck the sky, but their dicks weren't big enough, so they improvised.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Methnerd
This is depicted in the pyramids hieroglyphic inscriptions, newfug

Nice down syndrome

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

WE WUZ SAINTZ N SHEIT

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