Official '8chan is broken' thread

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

software toppling over
captcha 404s
threads 503 or 523
8ch.net/main.js:1319 stopped responding

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http://mangastyle.net/book1/1-44.jpg
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LapPillow
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/kampfer/images/c/cb/Kampfer_-_08_-_natsuru_lap_pillow.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120801041651
Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

i like it better this way

Methnerd
Methnerd

we have TOP MEN working on it now.

backend fetch failed

Skullbone
Skullbone

I understand your frustration

Evilember
Evilember

@Skullbone
Hi Jim

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Methnerd
Here's one of the TOP MEN hard at work right now…

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Skullbone
@Evilember
@SniperGod
new meam

StonedTime
StonedTime

@SniperGod
Didn't realise it was Jim, just seen it meme'd all over /operate/index.html

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I'm not tech literate and haven't been following closely: can someone explain to me how it's possible that these things have gradually been getting worse over the last 18 months?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@StonedTime
It started on that /tech/ thread the other day

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@DeathDog
I thinks it's been running on /operate/ threads for quite a while now.

FastChef
FastChef

@BinaryMan
Oh, I rarely go there so I had no idea

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@VisualMaster
I'm not tech literate

I understand your frustration

viagrandad
viagrandad

Pic related only just habbened

idontknow
idontknow

Some failure fetching out of his backend, maybe….

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

FFS even the catalog is 503-ing now

HotWHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSS!!!!!!!

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Methnerd
Who is this beautiful girl?
I am in love.
Are there more pictures like this, of cute asian school girls comitting suicide?
I want to fuck her right where she lies.
It's instant love.
Please more!

Techpill
Techpill

don't worry boy's the gods die before the world is reborn

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Gigastrength
don't forget how long it takes to even load a page

HW is better off sying fuck it and installing lynx WITHOUT a migration script or else this place is done for everyone is leaving

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Techpill
(checked)

so we're waiting for HW to die so imageboard culture can be reborn?

TechHater
TechHater

@RumChicken
oh fuck I was just referencing Ragnarok but those double dubs prove your right
Sorry hotwheels you will be missed

Bidwell
Bidwell

Guys we have to summon The God Emperor HW to save us from falling into eternal 404.

Who is with me?

Inmate
Inmate

@Bidwell
start a thread on it
here's the title
warhammer 404k:The crippled emperor's return

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Inmate
This! some one make it happen already.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Duuuude it's impressive how they could fuck this up even harder than they already have.

It's like they're trying to fix a bicycle while it's still in motion.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Methnerd
this. why not stress test it on a different computer before applying these shitty patches that 99% of the time break it even more

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Methnerd

HW said site would implode without infinity next.
Josh fucks up infinity next and makes the site implode faster
Even after Josh is fired, HW gives up, and site isn't fixed
Close to death now… arg

failure all round tbh

Jim and Hiroyuki are still in cahoots to shut down all alternative chans and turn 4chan into facebook! wake up peeple!

@Bidwell

Someone with a shitter account get him

SniperWish
SniperWish

@SniperGod
shut down all alternative chans
that would never work for long, one day a chan will be made and slowly but surely it will become home for all punished anons

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@SniperGod

Jim and Hiroyuki are still in cahoots to shut down all alternative chans and turn 4chan into facebook! wake up peeple!

Hopefully this doesn't turn out to be true.

I'm Permabanned from 4chan, I also hate that 4chan is full of Under age kids, can we get Leeky Forums back to the people that use it?

Patreon it or something similar, seems like the owners, are driving Leeky Forums into eternal 404.

Great God Emperor of Leeky Forums we summon you please hear our plea!

Nojokur
Nojokur

@StrangeWizard
Great God Emperor of Leeky Forums we summon you please hear our plea!

HW has been locked up in Jim's basement with a guard pig for the last 5 months.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Bidwell
HW is more like satan and Leeky Forums is hell.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Nojokur
HW has been locked up in Jim's basement with a guard pig for the last 5 months.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Crazy_Nice

The real HW has been replaced with a robot powered by an even smaller midget.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Boy_vs_Girl
Not midgetwheels?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Boy_vs_Girl
heh

iluvmen
iluvmen

YOUR MISSION IF YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT IS TO INFILTRATE JIM'S DARK AND EVIL CASTLE OF COKE ADDLED TRANNIES AND PIGS AND RESCUE REAL HOTWHEELS FROM THE RAPE DUNGEON

THIS TIME YOU'LL BE JOINING FORCES WITH AN OLD RIVAL - JOSH - YOU LEARN THAT HE SAW JIM'S EVIL PLOT COMING AND TRIED TO SAVE Leeky Forums, LEADING TO BEING DISCREDITED AND HOUNDED BY THE JIM AND FAKE HOTWHEELS MIDGET ROBOT PRESS.

ONLY BY SAVING HOTWHEELS FROM THE DUNGEON AND CASTING JIM BACK INTO THE LAKE OF FIRE ALONG WITH HIS CHINK FRIEND HIROYUKI CAN WE CLEAR JOSH'S NAME AND MAKE Leeky Forums GREAT AGAIN.

THIS MESSAGE WILL SELF-DESTRUCT IN FIVE SECONDS.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@iluvmen
I'll do it

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Nojokur

HW has been locked up in Jim's basement with a guard pig for the last 5 months.

Click on the Summoning stone already! maybe we can liberate him from his Imprisonment.

Once we have him on our side, we will raid Jim and get Leeky Forums back, after we have succeded on our mission, we can put The God Emperor back on the his Golden Throne, to safe guard Leeky Forums from the evils that surround it.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Playboyize
Once we have him on our side, we will raid Jim and get Leeky Forums back,

but Jim is a big bad illuminati and hotwheels is just a little discordian fuccboi

what can he do?

Techpill
Techpill

@kizzmybutt

dubs wills it

JIM WE'RE COMING FOR YOU

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Deadlyinx

This.

massdebater
massdebater

@CodeBuns

Wait. Are you saying that Real Hotwheels and M00t can redeem themselves by fusing together to beat Jim and Hiroyuki?

This plot is hard to follow.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Techpill
@RumChicken
dubs checking quads
when 8ch gets fixed things will be great again

hairygrape
hairygrape

@massdebater
By our powers combined, we are HOTMOOT!!!!!!!

TreeEater
TreeEater

@massdebater
HW has to give his Power, Energy and Wisdom to the Leeky Forums users, so we can defeat Jim, then his remains will be placed upon the Golden Throne, to safe guard Leeky Forums from the evils that surround it.

M00t is evil and deeply corrupted Mook is not our concern.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Has anyone got any more recent pics of Hotwheels, I swear he looks different?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Emberburn
dude hotwheels died like three months ago, his wheelchair tipped over and he broke nearly every bone in his body. why do you think he doesn't post anymore? jim hasn't publicized it yet but hes a goner…

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Fried_Sushi

dude hotwheels died like three months ago.

his wheelchair tipped over and he broke nearly every bone in his body.

hes a goner…

Not yet!

massdebater
massdebater

You faggots said Leeky Forums was gonna be better than 4chan last year. Fuck this not even the websites i shitpost in are any good. I wish i had a GF, i wanna feel a qt women hold me. Cant even shitpost in a half decent place, all the sub boards are full of "red pill" retards, except this one which gets less than 500 post a day.

I wish i had a beatifull women who would love me. I wanna know what it feels like to make love.

idontknow
idontknow

@Inmate
40k is a piece of shit game with stupid ass lore. I saw some people playing it and i could not believe someone would willingly partake in such a fucking dumb ass event.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@massdebater
i wanna feel a qt women hold me.

being held by women
not holding women

FAGGOT

nice collapse dubs though.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@lostmypassword
Fuck you nigger, i wanna be cuddled. I want a qt who tells me she loves me while she caresses my hair. But its not like its gonna happen anyway, its just a fading dream. Like this peace of shit website.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Skullbone
Fuck you nigger, i wanna be cuddled. I want a qt who tells me she loves me while she caresses my hair.

HAHAHA GAAAAAAAY

not being the cuddler
not carassing her hair and telling you you love her

I bet you want a strap on in your butt too, homo.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Skullbone
its just a fading dream. Like this peace of shit website.

Everything fades, everything decays. The hehpill allows you to cope with this, brudder.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Skullbone
Hey man don't give up, though I'd be the same but trust me there are girls in the same position as you are they just express is different. If you're problem is something like you smell or don't take showers well you have to be willing to put in the effort.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@StrangeWizard
Stop projecting faggot, i dont want anything up my ass. I want a women who i can share with. Also whats wrong with having a women hold you? I hold her then she holds me. You never wanted to lay your head on a qts lap by the river like in those taiwanese drawings.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@whereismyname
No nigga, i take showers and take care of myself. I mean im not some buff gym dude but i am by no means a neckbeard. Im just a dude.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Fried_Sushi

if you want the subtext and the reason you don't have a girl: you are not an active agent in your own story, but a passive submissive waiting for things to happen to them.

Instead of wishing for things to happen, go out and make them happen. The only thing you have to fear is failure, but if you don't try, you've already failed.

Go out there and rape and kill 17 women caress a qts hair.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Need_TLC
Yea I get you, just you never know on any chan. Anyway you'll find someone man, gota do some normie shit and really go outside your comfort zone. But idk you situation.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

is it just Leeky Forums or are all boards fuked up?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@idontknow
current year
being an asshurt faggot with no taste

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Crazy_Nice
Thanks m8. Anyway i gtg now. I have to get up early tomorrow so im heading to bed.

@Fried_Sushi
btw this is what i was talking about

http://mangastyle.net/book1/1-44.jpg

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LapPillow

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/kampfer/images/c/cb/Kampfer_-_08_-_natsuru_lap_pillow.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120801041651

I knew it was a "thing"

Anyway have a good night anons.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@haveahappyday
Anyway have a good night anons.

sweet dreams, gay boy. :^)

Skullbone
Skullbone

@RavySnake
new

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

ME ENGINES CANT TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS CAP'N

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

uhh wat

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@CodeBuns
Is that Josh, sat on that rock?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Sir_Gallonhead
hit 'New Reply'
"Posting"
go make some coffee
come back
still "Posting"

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Summoning of Hotwheels must commence!

Leeky Forums will fall apart soon pages take too long to load up!

DeathDog
DeathDog

Look at this.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Getting a new error now…
"Failed to connect to alacrity daemon"
Dafuq?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Nojokur
Just got that error, will screencap it if it happens again.

takes2long
takes2long

@Nojokur
@cum2soon
How is it that no matter how many Leeky Forums threads someone posts in and says "see this /tech/ thread where shit is happening", no one on Leeky Forums ever seems to have any idea what the fuck is going on?

Don't blame HW for this one either, he's a fag and a half but back when he was posting global blotters at the top of every page of every board there were still a bunch of you going "guis wtff????" about the exact thing the blotter explained.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@takes2long
visits /tech/
neckbeard detected

Lunatick
Lunatick

JUST LIKE THEY HAVE TOPMEN WORKING ON HOTWHEELS SPINE

TOPMEN

TOPKEK

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Overchan for android doesn't have any problems. Hell, I don't even have problems on pc.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@lostmypassword
U wot m8, Overchan had loads of 503s and Connection timed out. Now that they deployed alacrity, I'm having an error message everytime I post, even if the post was actually successfully posted…

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

test

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