I might be getting arrested soon, I don't know. I just wanted to say that this has been good. This place has always been a big part of my life. I hope I don't have to leave it all behind. I hope this isn't farewell.
I liek dill pickles.
Sadly, I don't have any tho.
Goodbye cruel world
Stream or GTFO.
Jesus I'm not killing myself.
What do you believe the allegations might be?
You should make sure you have a lawyer on retainer.
You should practice sitting on the stand, OP.
Recall a story of an event that occurred (not necessarily something surrounding what you may be accused of) and sit in a chair with good posture and your hands on your knees.
Do this a lot so you can give good testimony.
What did you do OP?
Was it lulzy?
As for advice, I'm not sure I can give you any other than saying what's already been said – get a good lawyer on retainer if you can and practice looking presentable (like it or not, the jury's opinion on you will be influenced by how clean cut you look and how much effort you put into the testimony).
Also, if you're black, a woman, or mentally disabled, claim that you were being oppressed before you did it. That might help.
cmon op do it if you don't you're a fag cmon we all did it and now were cool and feel validated with our sexuality doesnt that sound nice? xD
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You guys know what, I probably over reacted. I'm beginning to think that what I did might not have been illegal. Still though, is 5:47 AM and I can't sleep now like the paranoid shit I am.
I just ate one.
What did you do nigger?
I'm a Caucasian male. I ain't no nigga!
Also what I did probably doesn't fall under niggery.
So spit it out preppy
Well it's not rape, so at least you don't have to worry being dragged through the court of public opinion.
iT'S Okay user, we won't judge you :))) ;))))))
Is the rest of her in the freezer? sounds prettynigardly
Welp, it appears I'm safe for now. Also I guess I'm not gonna sleep. Oh well.
This thread is shit, fuck you OP for being a vague cunt.
Kill your self faggot.
I'm… I'm a faggot? Brb I'm an hero.
sounds like you need a clorox enema