Fuck

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I might be getting arrested soon, I don't know. I just wanted to say that this has been good. This place has always been a big part of my life. I hope I don't have to leave it all behind. I hope this isn't farewell.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I liek dill pickles.
Sadly, I don't have any tho.
Goodbye cruel world

Emberburn
Emberburn

Stream or GTFO.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Emberburn
Jesus I'm not killing myself.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

What do you believe the allegations might be?

You should make sure you have a lawyer on retainer.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

You should practice sitting on the stand, OP.

Recall a story of an event that occurred (not necessarily something surrounding what you may be accused of) and sit in a chair with good posture and your hands on your knees.

Do this a lot so you can give good testimony.

Supergrass
Supergrass

What did you do OP?

Was it lulzy?

As for advice, I'm not sure I can give you any other than saying what's already been said – get a good lawyer on retainer if you can and practice looking presentable (like it or not, the jury's opinion on you will be influenced by how clean cut you look and how much effort you put into the testimony).

Also, if you're black, a woman, or mentally disabled, claim that you were being oppressed before you did it. That might help.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

cmon op do it if you don't you're a fag cmon we all did it and now were cool and feel validated with our sexuality doesnt that sound nice? xD

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

y ru comin 2 jale 2 b mai jaleb8cellm8

p0stin frum jale
nod too bad m8

Lunatick
Lunatick

You guys know what, I probably over reacted. I'm beginning to think that what I did might not have been illegal. Still though, is 5:47 AM and I can't sleep now like the paranoid shit I am.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Sharpcharm
I just ate one.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Lunatick
What did you do nigger?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@MPmaster
I'm a Caucasian male. I ain't no nigga!

likme
likme

@MPmaster
Also what I did probably doesn't fall under niggery.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@likme
So spit it out preppy

Snarelure
Snarelure

@likme
Well it's not rape, so at least you don't have to worry being dragged through the court of public opinion.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@likme
iT'S Okay user, we won't judge you :))) ;))))))

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@likme
take these

Flameblow
Flameblow

@likme
Is the rest of her in the freezer? sounds prettynigardly

SniperGod
SniperGod

@likme
@Skullbone
c'mon, we're all dying to know what you did user. Friends don't keep secrets from friends, remember?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Welp, it appears I'm safe for now. Also I guess I'm not gonna sleep. Oh well.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

This thread is shit, fuck you OP for being a vague cunt.

Kill your self faggot.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@GoogleCat
I'm… I'm a faggot? Brb I'm an hero.

TechHater
TechHater

Pickle yourself.

Inmate
Inmate

@GoogleCat
sounds like you need a clorox enema

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