Shit Americans do

eGremlin
eGremlin

Do Americans really boil water in the microwave?

Emberburn
Emberburn

you have 10 seconds to come up with one logical reason not to boil water in the microwave.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Emberburn
Microwaves can't boil water, just heat it.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@eGremlin
This is why British people constantly have fuel problems

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Flameblow
is this nigga serious

whereismyname
whereismyname

@eGremlin
Why do you niggers always ask this question?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@eGremlin
no

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Flameblow
Microwaves can't heat water, just vibrate the covalent bonds.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Who needs to boil water when we can sustain ourselves off of the world's tears.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Yes and they also wear shoes inside their houses

farquit
farquit

come home
take off shoes
put on another pair of shoes
WHY AMERICAN PEOPLE?!

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Garbage Can Lid
Any one who wears shoes inside the house doesn't deserve to live.

iluvmen
iluvmen

No OP that's where we keep our Jews

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@viagrandad
Stay mad faggot. Its the American way

Methshot
Methshot

@Garbage Can Lid
@viagrandad
@farquit
I don't know what you're talking about, i walk barefoot.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I thought that wasn't even possible

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Methshot
Are you pic related?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Yup, the US is the most retarded nation on the planet.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

people talking about wearing shoes in the house
If I'm in my house, I'm naked. No exceptions.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Americans never install gentoo

Booteefool
Booteefool

@BinaryMan
that's disgusting. you're rubbing your naked ass on everything you sit on

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Booteefool
As long as you don't have a dirty ass that's not a problem.

5mileys
5mileys

Shit Americans do

askme
askme

@MPmaster
even a clean ass has lots of germs

idontknow
idontknow

@eGremlin
Shit Americans do

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

This was pretty shitty

FastChef
FastChef

@Burnblaze
Careful user, some fatfag Ameritard will report that as CP!!!!

kek

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Burnblaze
naked loli spammed in print for years
shitty
She's actually pretty well adjusted nowadays, save the pain.

girlDog
girlDog

Americans love to die for Israel and also find pleasure in being fat.

Inmate
Inmate

I just put my phone in the microwave to make a video of the water coming to a boil. After it boils, and I convert it to webm, then I will post it. I can't wait to see the video.

Methshot
Methshot

Do Americans really think McDonalds is actual food?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@StonedTime
Yes

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@TalkBomber
2nd pic that's me on the left

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@girlDog
I do not understand the american obedience to Israel.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@VisualMaster
@TalkBomber
If Trump wins the election, at least we will have a hot first lady for a change.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Poker_Star
shoes
manspreading

Reported for triggering.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Stupidasole
Fapping to Hilary is quite liberating, give it a try…

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Stark_Naked
Oh Oh Oh Oh

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Lunatick
this tbh

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Emberburn
@whereismyname
@Lunatick
@Poker_Star
@MPmaster
@5mileys
@Inmate
@Methshot
@Crazy_Nice
kennedi…. CHECK'EM

Nojokur
Nojokur

@StrangeWizard
Starting with LBJ, and escalating throughout the Cold War, the US has acquiesced to the rabid Zionists at home.
Born out of guilt for the "holocaust" and how Jewish Americans flocked to Israel postwar, the US sought to please the chosen people out of economic collaboration. It wasn't always the unquestioning support it is today, during the 6-day war and the yom-kippur war, both Kissinger and the owners of the soviet dick he sucked were super pissed because neither wanted the balance of power shifted. With thee cold war deescalating and Israel was forced to accept partitioning, everyone broke even (save Palestinians). With the Bushes, the US has established a foothold in the middle east, Israel has become important in keeping (usually) pro-american sentiments in the Levant.
Now that Israel is back to removing kebabs at a low intensity, and the saudis cutting oil deals, the US has no reason to stop shovelling money and military equipment into Israel.
tl;dr Zionist plots, idiot Americans

happy_sad
happy_sad

I don't see the problem with wearing shoes in the house. If you have hardwood floors, a big house, dogs, a fireplace and leave your doors open then the floor isn't going to get any dirtier by walking around in day-to-day shoes. Just don't be an austist and take your shoes off if you have a lot of mud on them.

Of course your wouldn't wear outside shoes into your tea-room or your library but for less formal rooms it's fine.

Techpill
Techpill

@Nojokur
JFK was the last president with a hot wife.
LBJ's Ladybird was not hot.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@eGremlin

Measuring device has litres.

Lunatick
Lunatick

kek

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

i've never boiled water in a microwave

i have heard that its actually dangerous to do that because if you get water to over its boiling temperature, and its sitting still enough, agitating it can cause it to pretty much explode.

likme
likme

@viagrandad
I wear shoes in my parents house because I don't want to accidentally step in cat puke or get cat hair all over my socks

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Garbage Can Lid
heat water in microwave
put room temperature spoon in water to mix in something
water explodes in your face
this is the most common way to get facial scars

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@eGremlin
"OMFG Do Americans seriously do x?"
Multicultural since inception, third largest and most populous country.

If it has been done, there will always be someone from the US who has done it.

Quit making these Reddit threads already.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Fried_Sushi
Does it actually matter if the water temp is correct? I only microwave water for soups and single serving tea. I cant see how either would be made better with bubbling

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Fried_Sushi
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams, Bush just did 9/11.

Disable your ad blocker to access the content

Disable your ad blocker to access the content