Loli Thread!

JunkTop
JunkTop

Well lads, it finally died. Time to start her back up again. You know what to do!

All urls found in this thread:
https://archive.org/log.php?page=1&board=b
http://7chan.pw
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcel_Marlier
Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I missed those last 5 or 6 posts from that guy in the previous thread 6 or so hours ago. qq

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@JunkTop
@Garbage Can Lid
Keep going dude

Methnerd
Methnerd

@lostmypassword
Yeah, alright. Looking for other people to hop on the contribution train too.

Nojokur
Nojokur

reported for pizza

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Nojokur
kek.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Nojokur
reported for false report
Have fun in the pokey faggit

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@King_Martha
While I find the notion appreciable, is nobody else going to contribute to the thread?

FastChef
FastChef

@CouchChiller
Didn't see your post when I put mine up, and I walked away letting it spend 10 minutes trying to post itself since ya know we can't have nice things here. Thanks for the contribution.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@AwesomeTucker
I only have stuff from the last thread

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

should I try dumping all 200 pages of this classic pos book

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Spazyfool
Not in love with the idea. I'd prefer basic loli dump with variety, as opposed to one large doujinshi dump.

@Nojokur
Okay. Feel free to post any that weren't already posted then, =).

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Lunatick
Not in love with the idea
good, I regretted posting that soon after because of the sorry state of the servers
will do some random dumping from that ~40gb gelbooru rip then

5mileys
5mileys

@Spamalot
@happy_sad
Alright awesome, thanks mate!

takes2long
takes2long

{"readyState":4,"responseText":"<!DOCTYPE html>\n<html>\n <head>\n <title>503 Backend fetch failed</title>\n </head>\n <body>\n <h1>Error 503 Backend fetch failed</h1>\n <p>Backend fetch failed</p>\n <h3>Guru Meditation:</h3>\n <p>XID: 426015980</p>\n <hr>\n <p>Varnish cache server</p>\n </body>\n</html>\n","status":503,"statusText":"Backend fetch failed"}

Techpill
Techpill

@5mileys
np
4x 404
4x 502
I'm down to trying 1 image at a time let me post dudley

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Techpill
I guess this works
bit slower though
1x 404
1x 502
1x 503
1x got sick and closed out before reading
freddit please

SniperGod
SniperGod

@takes2long
kek

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Techpill
I guess this works
bit slower though
1x 404
2x 502
1x 503
1x got sick and closed out before reading
freddit breddit please

SniperWish
SniperWish

@SniperGod
this is fucking painful

WebTool
WebTool

@Techpill
@Emberburn
@TalkBomber
Nice double post. I had clicked post on @SniperGod
a long fucking time ago and just let the javascript keep retrying the post. It FINALLY took. You could do the same thing to get the multi image posts, it'll probably just take like 20 minutes between each post of simply waiting for it to go. It's extremely irritating.

@SniperWish
Tell me about it,

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@SniperWish
Here's the JS I was talking about, if you want to try using it just go to options on the upper right, custom JS and add this snippet, and resolve the page again.

var origAlert = window.alert;
window.alert = function(m) {
if (!/The server took too long to submit your post/.test(m)) {
origAlert(m);
} else {
setTimeout(function() {
$('.submit > input').click();
}, 1000)
}
}

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@SniperWish
hey, no error first try that time
trying 2 pics
1x 404
and it failed
back to 1 pic

TechHater
TechHater

@VisualMaster
See @CouchChiller

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@CouchChiller
time to try

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@BinaryMan
If you add it, and resolve the page again trying it, don't feel bad if it takes 10 to 20 minutes for a single post. What I do is watch it for about 60 seconds and if it doesn't take by then, I'll go do something else for a little bit, then come back and check on it. By then it's usually done and I can start another.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@GoogleCat
is it supposed to just go back to new reply without giving me an error box

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Crazy_Nice
Should just keep retrying it automatically without showing you any errors/ boxes, yes.

Are you sure you put it in the right spot, saved it, and reloaded the page entirely? I mean entirely, not a regular refresh, like actually kill the page and bring it back up again new.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@King_Martha
alright, killed the page and reloaded
and it just goes back to new reply again

massdebater
massdebater

@Playboyize
@Nojokur
Sounds like it's working then, =P.

The occasional doublepost is unavoidable, don't get mad, just blame the site for sucking giant dicks.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@massdebater
I (second of those posts) wasn't actually using the script. I just retried manually a couple of times and it worked.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Emberburn
Different strokes for different folks. I prefer letting it automatically retry, instead of constantly clicking on it, but eh.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@RumChicken
Don't get me wrong, it's a good script. I'll use it if I run into any serious problems (more than 2 or 3 retries).

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@ZeroReborn
Yeah alright buddy. =)

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

OP here, p-please ignore this post in particular. :3

Flameblow
Flameblow

seriously? this thread gets cyclical'd but the pony and pedo threads don't?

BRAVO
R
A
V
O

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I used to masturbate to loli.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Lord_Tryzalot
Used to? Do share…

@Flameblow
Kek. Get fucked, faggot. :^)

hairygrape
hairygrape

fuck off lowcard

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@hairygrape
Oh wait, Fuck off dysnomia.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@lostmypassword
I don't anymore. I deleted my 2D loli collection and transitioned to 3D little girls.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Emberfire
Ew. What a fucking degenerate.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@RavySnake
What's degenerate about having an interest in 3D LGs?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Poker_Star
W-Where do you check board mod stats again? :c

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Nojokur
https://archive.org/log.php?page=1&board=b

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Supergrass
What does the cyclical function do, exactly? Shit question I know, fuck me in my cute little asshole.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Harmless_Venom
At 300 posts older posts start getting deleted, So it will never reach bump limit.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Boy_vs_Girl
It was extremely obvious that without a doubt it somehow negated the bump limit, I just wasn't sure how it went about it. Now I guess there's nothing wrong with it deleting the other ones… That is perhaps assuming you've already seen them. However anyone new to the thread might be missing out a little.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Lolis with no limbs can't run away

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Emberfire
I hope life brings you happiness, user. This world can be a cruel place, but never give up hope.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@kizzmybutt
It's more fun (and less permanent) to just use conventional restraints.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@StonedTime
this

Illusionz
Illusionz

@hairygrape
Thanks user that's really kind. I wish you happiness in life as well.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@StonedTime
conventional restraints
or you don't have to worry about them getting away.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Illusionz
Talk all ya want, but keep that shit out of my thread mate. =D P-Please. :3

takes2long
takes2long

@Need_TLC
That's just cruel though. Lolis are meant to be carefree and happy, not suffering and traumatised.

They even sell a wide variety of loli-sized restraints with all sorts of cute designs. You can buy them in pretty much any town.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@takes2long
Lolis are meant to be carefree and happy
and they will be, they have you to take care of them and make them happy

Firespawn
Firespawn

2

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@TreeEater
No. Fuck you. Go back to @VisualMaster
Seriously, we could use a bump and posts over there, and I'd rather shit like that be there than in a loli thread. They give different impressions and feelings, and I don't want that in this particular thread.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@CouchChiller
don't really like gore

Illusionz
Illusionz

@TreeEater
If you're going to do that, at least do it in a reversible way which doesn't leave them disfigured. Implant/inject some kind of localised nerve impulse filter which attenuates or blocks signals to the muscles in her limbs. Make it so that she can barely crawl without help. It would have a similar effect but be much cuter and less traumatic.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Nojokur
I'm going to be honest with you mate. I do, I like the shit in the guro thread. But you know what? I never got into the fucking amputee shit, it somehow really bothers me and I just don't like it. I'm asking you nicely to please not post it in this particular thread. ._.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Illusionz
and when they are off the tranquilizers?
@Nude_Bikergirl
I'm asking you nicely
You shouldn't tempt trolls, you are lucky I am not really in the mood.

farquit
farquit

@King_Martha
Not my fault if someone is a troll. I'm asking nicely because why the fuck not. But here you are still doing it. You're like the kind of guy that would make a really fucking fat land whale bitch walk in on some teens having sex and jump on the bed with them. Think about that for a second. We don't share your shitty degenerate fetish for cutting off limbs. If you like it so much, make a fucking thread for it, dump it all over the place, and circlejerk with the people that do fucking like it.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@farquit
trying to get me in the mood, are we?
If you don't like it hide my posts.

Inmate
Inmate

@King_Martha
and when they are off the tranquilizers?
That's why I prefer some kind of nanotech neural implant in my fantasies. It seems more difficult to interfere with. Any power could be drawn from the chemical energy in the blood.
Personally I'd apply it to her bladder control too. Make her unable to hold it for more than a minute or two, but make her limbs so weak that she can't get to the potty without help.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Bidwell
Well that depends, did I get you in the mood :3?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Bidwell
@farquit
To be fair, there's plenty of room for 2 loli threads on Leeky Forums. There's no need for us to fight.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Poker_Star
That's acceptable. However I should mention this one was mine c:

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Bidwell
Don't listen to the fagot their isn't even gore in these images…

Emberburn
Emberburn

@hairygrape
probably not. I just jerked off two times back-to-back. Do you know what cumming without getting hard feels like?

@Poker_Star
nah, I am out of dismemberment loli porn

@Sharpcharm
I know right

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Inmate
I wouldn't have to put them in the incinerator when they get too old.
Don't know about letting them go though. :\

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@TalkBomber
If you're going to fantasize about lolis, at least do yourself the favor of fantasizing about immortal, unaging lolis.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Flameblow
LOL You fags have a daily thread every single day… like cycling them would matter

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

1

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@BlogWobbles
But them burning up asking me "why" after years of being used as my sextoy gets me off.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@ZeroReborn
I can get off to bondage, domination, and occasionally even a bit of sadism, but that's just way too far into outright nonconsensual torture to be erotic for me. I much prefer it if they have the same fetishes as me and are actually enjoying being dominated.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@AwesomeTucker
0 fun you are

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Nojokur
Different strokes for different folks. I have no objections to you fapping to whatever you like.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Dreamworx
Still doesn't make you fun

girlDog
girlDog

@Crazy_Nice
Nice argument you fuckers are having over there.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Emberfire
3D kids

Kill yourself scum

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Evil_kitten
This tbh fam

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Evil_kitten
ikr its not like we shill our 2d shit in their 3d thread so i don't get why it's always the pedo fags who feel the need to project their bullshit.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Evil_kitten
@happy_sad
Not the same user, and I don't really want to get into this argument right now, but suffice to say that the problem is vastly more complex than you seem to think. You can't fix it to any satisfactory degree by encouraging people to kill themselves. In fact I'd argue that doing so is very counterproductive. If humanity ever wants to tackle that issue in a humane and effective way, we're all going to have to let go of our biases (on both sides) and discuss things rationally.

As long as he doesn't hurt any kids, he's being a considerably better person than many heroes who normalfags look up to.

That post would have been completely forgotten if you hadn't brought it up again, and the posts complaining about it already outnumber it by a factor of 3.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Methnerd
Yeah I know it was posted a while back. I was scrolling down and It just sort of angered me a little.

Never mind. Please continue.

King_Martha
King_Martha

http://7chan.pw

Firespawn
Firespawn

Some of my favorite artists works

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Flameblow
loli thread is best thread

Playboyize
Playboyize

@5mileys
*sigh*

*ziiipppppp*

please go on

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Playboyize
LOL. Sounds like you're settling, fag.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@5mileys
@farquit
who's the artist ?

farquit
farquit

@StonedTime
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcel_Marlier
did the originals
and Tonkato
made them better

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Th-Th-Th-That's all folks!

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

mmmm yes i luv shit tier westerns

askme
askme

@farquit
@Burnblaze
Thank you user

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Nice triple post!

w8t4u
w8t4u

I won't let this one die!~

RumChicken
RumChicken

I doubt that's everything you got

MPmaster
MPmaster

I'll allow it

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Flameblow
3DPeDos get out

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@MPmaster
Elijah?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Soft_member
Pregnant lolis?

Methshot
Methshot

@Burnblaze
DE BES

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Methshot
here's sum moar 4 u

Inmate
Inmate

@Flameblow

Tooru chan is my waifu

Illusionz
Illusionz

f0gOt

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@idontknow
@Poker_Star
@Methshot
@Skullbone
@Firespawn
@RavySnake
@RumChicken
@ZeroReborn

JESUS MOTHER OF ALL FUCK Leeky Forums WHY?

Fuck. I've seen double posting… But mother fucking octaposting?

FUCK THERE'S MORE! @AwesomeTucker

Spamalot
Spamalot

@StrangeWizard
Are you fucking serious right now? ._.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Spamalot
Does this make it all better?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@cum2soon
That censor though.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Dreamworx
That tattoo though. Fucking hell.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Why do I keep coming back?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

note the date

MPmaster
MPmaster

I'm the hero, coming to save the thread!

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@MPmaster
Well get on with it then… Save her.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Fuck. I'm sure you didn't mean to spam the nigger out of the thread.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@PurpleCharger
No it was that 'failed to contact daemon' error.
The post would fail, I try 'Reply' again.
Error again, reply again.
Then they finally posted… All of them.

girlDog
girlDog

@Evil_kitten
Yeah, I haven't posted much in the last few days so I'm not actually aware of the new daemon error. Could you elaborate?

I know for me at least it was often causing me to not even see a post that was posted, unless I post another. So I could post a set of 5 images, refresh the page entirely, and it still wouldn't be there, but if I posted again with "boop" or something, it would show up.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

IF I POST LOLI IN THIS THREAD WILL I DIE?

Spamalot
Spamalot

Can anyone decensor anything by Azusa Norihee/Daikan Kyohougumi?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@BunnyJinx
No…you will be reborn.

iluvmen
iluvmen

bump

5mileys
5mileys

Bamp

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

/loli/index.html you autistic pedos

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

fuck off to /loli/index.html

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Inmate
nice 2nd pic

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

bumpu

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Methnerd
that first paragraph is copypasta worthy.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@AwesomeTucker
asks why 3dpd isn't cancer
not asking ironically

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

You lads are doing the lords work, keep it up

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Garbage Can Lid
I like your style. Keep it coming.

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