Quiet autist here

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Quiet autist here. How does one become smug and outspoken like Trump?

w8t4u
w8t4u

Literally act like he does, retard. You don't lack the muscle memory.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@w8t4u
Literally act like he does, a retard.
FTFY

Evilember
Evilember

@w8t4u
@Emberburn
Pretty much. Fake it till you make it.

WebTool
WebTool

@CodeBuns
I'd start with dale carnegie's books, and then just practice.
the hardest thing imo is finding topics you can talk with normal people about

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

you can't just stop it you will look embrassing.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

honestly, it's just about being retarded
stop self reflecting and worrying what others might think
do not "over"think
stop thinking at all

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Emberburn
@SomethingNew
Buttblasted libtard detected

RumChicken
RumChicken

Unless your a successful billionaire and stuff you cant really have that smug sense of accomplishment.

StonedTime
StonedTime

can't stump the trump

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@RumChicken
this, can't be REALLY smug unless you have something to be smug about. you can be KIND OF smug by not being a material obsessed normie
But if you use a chan it's probably impossible to become like trump.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Hello! I am Enzo! Post me around 8ch and confuse everyone on why this cat is everywhere!

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@eGremlin
who's that qt doing his makeup? i wanna see his boipucci

Bidwell
Bidwell

@SomethingNew
Lol. Pretty much this.

A lack of critical thinking is paramount to your success as a bombastic blowhard.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@RavySnake
you don't have to be a libtard to not be a faggot sucking a maymay candidates dick

all of your candidates are subhuman scum, you butthurt fruity trumpfag

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@StonedTime
IMO trump isn't so bad. He even implied that russian and us army should work together when comes to common enemy like IS

happy_sad
happy_sad

@GoogleCat
he only wants to exhaust russian military on an enemy the USA created

that was the plan behind this all along
afghanistan and iraq, syria even more obvious, ukraine clearly
kazakhstan might be in the starting position

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@SomethingNew
stop thinking at all
best advice here, just follow your instincts

StonedTime
StonedTime

@happy_sad
he only wants to exhaust russian military
…or America is simply incompetent when it comes to maintaining peace and russia needs to tidy up their mess

but if you are right about that, Trump, unlike others which would follow this plan, looks like he want to see Russia as ally, not enemy. He is much more afraid of China, which is crazy country.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@GoogleCat
Russia and America becoming buddies would be scary for everyone else.
But it sure would be a good idea for both America and Russia.

I'm not sure if I would trust the other regardless of which side I was in though.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Stupidasole
I agree; however, the only reason why Putin likes Donald Trump is because he knows how much of a disaster his presidency would be.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Harmless_Venom
Disaster how?

Inmate
Inmate

@Harmless_Venom
maybe, but who would be better choice?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@CodeBuns
Cato:
Rem tene, verba sequuntur

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@w8t4u
I'm sorry I just had a long debate about this, and I really don't feel like getting into it…

Aside from his wrongheaded policy proposals, he's rude, arrogant, narcissistic, and utterly juvenile. He would destroy our foreign relations and alienate allies.

@Inmate
Justin Bieber

eGremlin
eGremlin

@PackManBrainlure
I can name 10 presidents who fit that description and they were hella badass motherfuckers who made people respect America.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@eGremlin
I guarantee that they were also cultured, sophisticated individuals who would have cringed at the thought of being compared to a trust-fund philistine who hosts a schlocky reality television show and says things like "I have a very good brain, and have said a lot of good things"

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@PurpleCharger
Probably some of them, others would just hold conferences in the restroom while shitting, real americans.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@w8t4u
this.

Also read books or something. Get a life

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

It's simple.
Quit thinking. Don't prepare for disaster. Believe that everything will be okay.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@GoogleCat
In my opinion, Trump is the best of all republican candidates, but that's because the rest are even shittier than he is. If I had to choose one, though, it would be Trump.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@CodeBuns
Incredible amounts of alcohol and/or a lobotomy.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

This is the first thread I've seen on the IB mention Trump and not have everyone immediately begin sucking his cock. It's kind of refreshing, actually.

Skullbone
Skullbone

For me i just had so stop giving a shit

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Harmless_Venom
IB

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

all i had to do was stop giving a shit

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@happy_sad
you have to go back

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@CodeBuns
OP: go to a library, find some girl just minding her own business maybe reading a book…

you need to give no fucks. maybe find a fat ugly bitch if it helps. but just start spewing bullshit and act like trump. dont give a fuck if she doesnt want to listen to your diatribe or not. just spew bullshit.

i once asked a girl the time. she said it was 3:30.

i said: "did you know that 3:30 PM is 3 hours and 30 minutes past midday?"

she had a retarded look on her face … "ok…"

"isnt that exciting? it means i have 30 minutes until I have to meet my parole officer"

and then i walked away.

Evilember
Evilember

You don't. He was born that way. No fear.

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