If you think about it, the only way you can actually have a GIRL FRIEND is by...

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

If you think about it, the only way you can actually have a GIRL FRIEND is by having a trap-friend.

See, girls and men cannot be FRIENDS in any sense of the word, as girls are by nature deceitful and manipulative, therefore any 'friendship' you have with them is feigned in order to leech off you.

Though traps are technically not 'girls', they legally can have their license changed in order for it to say 'female', and they can even get surgery. Furthermore, you can be friends with traps because they were born, as men, innately caring, kind, and empathetic, not to mention have a sense of loyalty and comradery that women simply do not have.

Frankly, the term girlfriend is an impossibility as of yet, but traps are closest thing you can get. Would you rather have a leech who will send you to jail if you have sex with it, or a qt feminine trap who is your best friend and has a libido to match yours? Seems like you'd be a faggot to not take the latter.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Second.

massdebater
massdebater

@Lord_Tryzalot
sauce tho

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@massdebater
No idea I got it from a webm thread

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Lord_Tryzalot
Fucking a chick with a dick still makes you a fagot. And the " surgery " is just a dick that been cut up and folded inside out. Your still fucking a dick, hence your still a fagot.

Techpill
Techpill

@Gigastrength
user, whats a dick between friends? Isn't friendship worth swallowing both your pride and some semen? Logically, you know it is the correct choice, you're letting your feelings get in the way, like a woman would.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Gigastrength
Better a faggot than a normie.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

be crossdresser
see this thread
Thanks!

Though traps are technically not 'girls', they legally can have their license changed in order for it to say 'female', and they can even get surgery.
Not happening though.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@PackManBrainlure
H-hey, there!

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Gigastrength
So whats your point? I identify as a faggit. I can't speak for everyone but people who are mature will know the difference between straight, gay, and bi.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Lord_Tryzalot
Implying any one wants a friend who has a mental condition.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Burnblaze
Sup!

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Lord_Tryzalot
Implying anyone wants a friend who has a mental condition.

DeathDog
DeathDog

I always wanted trap gf.

walking with trap that looks like this
everyone thinks its a girl
but it's not

TechHater
TechHater

@TurtleCat
@SniperGod
it's so hard to believe anyone would have a different opinion than me

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@TurtleCat
@SniperGod
not wanting a mentally retarded sex toy

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Well I'm glad you faggots are happy with your faggotry. I would never fuck a trap simply cause I don't do the butt. Shit comes from there and I'm not sticking my dick in it. Your still faggots though =)

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

maybe the solution to avoid getting duped by "deceitful and manipulative" wymynz is to not be deceit-able and manipulat-able instead of just becoming a full blown dicksucking boyfucking mgtow faggot.

just learn to read women instead of just being a desperate faggot who gets tricked by psycho cunts.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Methnerd
And FUCK YOU! With that normie shit you asshat!

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Lord_Tryzalot
I'm going to tear this right up!

If you think about it, the only way you can actually have a GIRL FRIEND is by having a trap-friend.
It's safe to assume you're into traps from entertaining this idea. You sir have consumed too much pornography. go take a 30-90 day break from porn and allow your sexually to reset back to normal.

See, girls and men cannot be FRIENDS in any sense of the word
Men and women can be friends if the man isn't sexually attracted to the woman or fucking someone hotter than the woman.

Though traps are technically not 'girls', they legally can have their license changed in order for it to say 'female', and they can even get surgery. Furthermore, you can be friends with traps because they were born, as men, innately caring, kind, and empathetic, not to mention have a sense of loyalty and comradery that women simply do not have.
Isn't the LGBT community trying to push this idea that being transgender is having a brain that's opposite of your biological sex? If that's true, then women who were born a man would still have that illogical mindset of a woman!

Frankly, the term girlfriend is an impossibility as of yet, but traps are closest thing you can get. Would you rather have a leech who will send you to jail if you have sex with it, or a qt feminine trap who is your best friend and has a libido to match yours? Seems like you'd be a faggot to not take the latter.
Not a faggot. Neither are you. The english language has yet to be able to define people like you, especially if you actually prefer transgender people to only transition halfway

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@BunnyJinx
What about a blowjob?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Stark_Naked
get in we're going to 4chan

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Garbage Can Lid
Bjs are just foreplay for me so if theres no pussy in it then no thanks

girlDog
girlDog

@Lord_Tryzalot
Too bad I don't want to fuck humans.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Boy_vs_Girl
Nah.

Methshot
Methshot

@Lord_Tryzalot
as girls are by nature deceitful and manipulative
Very true.
Furthermore, you can be friends with traps because they were born, as men, innately caring, kind, and empathetic, not to mention have a sense of loyalty and comradery that women simply do not have.
Those traps might've been caused by all those shit wymyn out there as a natural balance. Traps are submissive (uke) and know their roles unlike modern wymyn acting superior yet >muh someone raped me.

I understand you m8, but if you continue to traverse the diverse you'll eventually become a boylover pedo or a girl lover or even both.

I am personally into loli because lolitas are the best! They're not whore-tainted by the society yet.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@DeathDog
But…tits!

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Lord_Tryzalot
and they can even get surgery
You're mentally ill.
If you wanna fuck cute men, just fuck them. Don't mutilate people.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Trannys kill themselves like Japanese school children, they drop like flies. I need some stability in my life not having to drill bars onto my windows.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@DeathDog

Until it opens its mouth and sounds like chris tucker with his dick caught in his zipper.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Ignoramus
@Ignoramus
hhhaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Crazy_Nice
what

Playboyize
Playboyize

@CodeBuns
T&D

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Fuzzy_Logic
you kinda have the entire legal system against you when a female decides she wants to destroy you, user. there isn't anything you can do to stop that. your only options are to either go to jail or opt out.

SniperGod
SniperGod

the only way to be straight is to be gay
t. faggot

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Lunatick
I'm going to tear your hands right up and leave my shit intact

It's safe to assume you're into traps from entertaining this idea. You sir have consumed too much pornography. go take a 30-90 day break from porn and allow your sexually to reset back to normal.

I'm not into traps

Men and women can be friends if the man isn't sexually attracted to the woman or fucking someone hotter than the woman.

They cannot, ESPECIALLY if the man is fucking someone hotter

Isn't the LGBT community trying to push this idea that being transgender is having a brain that's opposite of your biological sex? If that's true, then women who were born a man would still have that illogical mindset of a woman!

Its not true

Not a faggot. Neither are you. The english language has yet to be able to define people like you, especially if you actually prefer transgender people to only transition halfway

I'd rather be a happy faggot than a sad straight person, as a sad straight person my previous point remains

Really though this isn't even about that, I just want Tewi

Evilember
Evilember

I'm gonna need that sauce, OP.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

DONT BREED WHITE MAN ALL WOMEN ARE EVIL
MGTOW jew fuck off

Evilember
Evilember

@PurpleCharger
GO AHEAD, THROW YOUR FUTURE AWAY BY PUTTING YOUR DICK IN SOMETHING THAT WILL ACCUSE YOU OF RAPE THE NEXT DAY

i'm starting to think the jews have just won at this point. white men are beset on all sides by treachery.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Evilember
all women are evil
fuck off back to /r9k/ retard

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@CouchChiller
not evil, just not necessarily moral.

or rather, they believe that being selfish is the right thing to do and they're not entirely wrong; women are the limiting factor in reproduction, they incubate babies. therefore, they need to take very good care of their own wellbeing - at the expense of men, if necessary - for the sake of the future of the human race itself.

this predilection is sometimes destructive because many women don't actually know what is best for their own wellbeing and will simply yield their societal and biological power to just bring a man to ruin for no actual reason.

that's all not even anyone's fault, it's just how evolution has constructed human beings.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Sir_Gallonhead
Women are like dogs, if your woman is running around and cheating on you and shit its because you're not doing a good enough job training her you beta faggot

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Lord_Tryzalot
That .Webm was nice.

I'd fuck him. Would you fuck him?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@TalkBomber
Yeah. Dogs.

Dogs that can have you sent to prison if you squirt them with a spraybottle.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@CouchChiller
It was. I would.

WHERE'S THE SAUCE, MY NIGGA

Soft_member
Soft_member

@CouchChiller
@Lord_Tryzalot
@massdebater
@CodeBuns
SAUCE!

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

The problem with traps is that they arent worth shit in the long term no one over 20 is going to look like that webm , let alone a male over 30, and you can't have any kids with them.

I don't think anyone who advocates for fucking traps over women , thats straight, has ever had sex with one before. Regardless of how it looks its still a man and you're going to notice that even before dicks are taken out.

Sure women suck but they didn't always. Why not just try to get rid of the age of consent and hit up some school girl like your forfathers did instead of letting your genes die off while feminists and dindus populate the earth.

likme
likme

@Methnerd
Better a faggot than a normie.

implying faggots aren't normies

2 cheeks of the same ass

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@SniperGod
implying I want a friend who's normal
I can't even hold a conversation with someone without a mental condition

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

That would've been pretty hot without the penis. What a shame. still saving anyway

RumChicken
RumChicken

This is actually probably true tbh

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@massdebater
@Soft_member
an artist known as -8

Emberfire
Emberfire

@DeathDog
Source faggot

FastChef
FastChef

@BlogWobbles
That's called stupidity..

whereismyname
whereismyname

@FastChef
Go back to reddit, here we all want to stick our dicks in crazy and it's always been that way

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@whereismyname
I've never been to reddit..
But why you mad tho?

farquit
farquit

@Harmless_Venom
I ain't mad, you are just such a normalfag I had to say something

5mileys
5mileys

@farquit
You're still mad.

likme
likme

@5mileys
eggstremely mad, I'm literally fuming shaking both my dick and my desk

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Illusionz
I'm going to pick up where that other user left off and fuck your shit right howdy.

I'm not into traps

Yes you are. You prefer effeminate men so a term for you would be GAY.

Men and women can be friends if the man isn't sexually attracted to the woman or fucking someone hotter than the woman.
They cannot, ESPECIALLY if the man is fucking someone hotter
I have a few female friends. One gives me acid and I sometimes explore places with. Two I drink with on occasion.
I'd fuck them all, but that's because I'm a horny bastard. I don't however and they are just friends.
On top of that, I have a girlfriend with a great sex drive.

I'd rather be a happy faggot than a sad straight person
faggot
knowing true happiness
2016

Top kek. You rail against reality and the truth, whereas straights go with the natural order. We will always be more happy then you.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Lord_Tryzalot
let me tell you why that's bullshit
when you're sexually attracted to traps, its literally the same as being attracted to girls, these just happen to have a dick
traps seek femininity in their looks and can often fool a man's perception to think they're actual girls
traps act girly, wear girly clothes and just generally try to be girls.

You still perceive the trap as a "girl" and thus you're attracted to it like actual women and you cant think of him as a "friend".
Just because there's dick under the clothing, doesnt magically make it just another bro of yours.
It's a man with the goal to be a girl, and when successful to the point you cant tell whether it's a man or a girl, by your brains, it's a girl, which you cant befriend the same way as another man.

Inmate
Inmate

@TalkBomber
You bring up a damn good point, I hadn't considered before. I still think liking traps is kind of gay, but this is easily the most logically sound argument I've seen for the contrary.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@lostmypassword
Shit! I'll have to ask around my main IB to see if they know.

askme
askme

@TalkBomber
This isn't tumblr brah. You're correct that you can't be friends with a trap though because they're mentally ill.

idontknow
idontknow

@massdebater
minus8

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@askme
What a shitty reply

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Poker_Star
Did I hurt your feelings? Traps and trannies don't look like girls unless you're half blind or looking at heavily photoshoped still pictures. They have male bone structure, male facial features, male butts and no tits. The only resemblance to girls they have is the clothes.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Emberfire
Pink Bubbles

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Lord_Tryzalot
What sort of friends have sex with each other? I've never had sex or desired to have sex with my best friend, that's just weird. What makes it ok for you to do so if the friend just happens to be a girl?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Lord_Tryzalot

About that sauce tho…

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@BlogWobbles
darude - sandstorm

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@cum2soon
Could you be more beta if you tried?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Snarelure
see
@DeathDog

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Fuzzy_Logic
not be deceit-able and manipulat-able
That is mgtow, not this faggotry

@PurpleCharger
@CouchChiller
@TalkBomber
you beta faggot

RumChicken
RumChicken

Anyone have that czech trap thing from /k/?

@cum2soon
What makes it ok for you to do so if the friend just happens to be a girl?
Because almost always if a girl is a friend either she wants to fuck you or you are an orbiter trying to fuck her (and a poor judge of 'friends')

FastChef
FastChef

@TalkBomber
No you're wrong… people who are truly straight will see through the facade and realize it's a guy almost instantly. If your argument is oh well "what if he looks so much like a girl a straight guy would fuck him". Wrong wrong wrong. A straight guy would run as soon as he sees a dick. GTFO my board tumblr

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