Morning. Cant even get into other thread with phone.
Still nobody awake?
Just us bugs
Didn't realise there was /b/read that was fresh, I was just about to bake.
I got this picture for you squizz, btw.
I think I was particularly tired when I found it.
figured you'd get a kick out of it…. I dunno what I'm thinking, its near midnight.
hope oyu have a good day, cya
how are you all?
Morning. Good. How about you?
doing well. I decided to catch up on the new episodes last night. What did you all think about them?
nice artwork friend
Havent seen them
Pretty dead innit
Having problems getting any posts through.
All the unfunness
become an hero
Meany mean unfunness!
All of us? One specific poster? A plan for yourself? We need more detail.
I was stating that unfunness was meany mean,not that you were. Unless you were talking about yourself in the post I linked.
Ah! No, just in general!
Fun and smiles!
Ain't touchin that
No, it's an hour and 40 mins past 9:05.
You have to pin if in Exodus, or it'll be unreachable once the thread sinks low enough in the catalog. Exodus searches the pages, not the catalog, and thus can only look at the first 3 or 4 pages of content thanks to that one update Hotwheels made a while ago.
I could find page but I'm far from any towers so big old threads just freeze.
FULL OF… NAUSEA…
I understand we may not see eye to eye Nikolai…
I am delusional.
In my previous dimension, Mars was bigger than Earth and one of its moons wasn't named after an evil good…
They where also more circular.
Who is the god of fear?
Phobos (Ancient Greek: Φόβος, pronounced [pʰóbos], meaning "fear") is the personification of fear in Greek mythology. He is the offspring of Aphrodite and Ares.
How I got the two weed spots? Huh, I shot dread in the head, took the breads and the lambs spread.
I am drunk and high out of my fucking MIND
If I had a gun at home I wouldn't be posting here right now.
Welcome to the club.
The drunk and high club.
bitch im not your club ur some hoe ass nigga I will roll you fast
Although, I really do need to upgrade my buzz.
kill your shelf
Really? my little sister used to call me a hoe… lol
don't be a bitch i will rekt u so hard
I killed my shelf.
Yous is some cold blooded motherfuckers….
Where I come from shelves are sacred!!!
MY ANCESTORS DIDN'T HAVE NO SHELVES!
Well we have War Pig…
I FUCKING LOVE THIS SONG
you don't seem so happy
A little sick in my tummy, your alright.
Spike + Starlight Glimmer
Yeah, I'm shipping this now.
I need to carb up.
What a beautiful day to be a fruit cake.
Pausing is my game flash,
and 'the comma' is my name.
Riddle me this, who is covered in question marks, sniffs glue and was never here?
Did someone say a quote ?
'I can't hear, "Jack shit" back here'
Man… I really want to fall asleep in a strangers lap…
Oh so smoking weed is just the coolest thing right?
But drinking means a problem?! Puh-lease.
You've got me all wrong, hoss.
Ain't got nothin against drinkin
I have more heart than most of them, it was on, even when I was wrong I got my point across.
They depicted me the boss.
I'm more of a little Joe than a Hoss.
I got that disgusting, sewer style dumping.
Jesus fucking christ.
If natsoc ever comes back, tell him im never going to /cuteboys/ ever again
I'm not sure why I clicked that, or why I attempted to read it after the first few words.
I READ IT ALL RUBY
ALL OF IT
WHAT THE FUCK
SUFFER AS I HAVE SUFFERED
This is basically how i feel every time you rub your dick on reece and i wander into it
Never. Post that. Ever. Again.
Knowing nothing about the shit fun.
MAKE IT STOP user
MAKE IT STAHP PLEASE
This is why I have pulled him into Discord. I apologize for the inconveniences I have given you up until then.
Speaking of, I haven't seen him since last night. Wonder where he's wandered off to…
he was around earlier today, uk time.
its 2211 here now though, might be sleeping now if he has any sense.
it tasted not bad at all actually
like dark chocolate and coffee grounds and ear wax
His sleep schedule is all kinds of fucked up. Maybe he is correcting it.
This is a hot way to live.
You like blink 182 a lot
Omfg I am 200% drunk and high
Is that like in doom where you have 200 hp and 200 armor?
Yeah, I do…
It's a fascinating tale.
You really feel bad that user failed to become his master's toilet. (Spoilers)
I have too much money for my own good as of late…
Nah, reading further down the thread they say it wasnt exactly a healthy choice and they now stay away from scat completely.
Theyre looking for a less kink filled relationship now.
I spoke to mrQP today.
I mentioned your newfound cocaine problem.
He and I both expect you to vanish someday soon and never come back, courtesy of an overdose.
Please dont do anything stupid skitty.
Now, that's the heartwarming ending I was hoping for.
Good for them.
Failure at being a failure at life, user should consider suicide
I'm glad skitty is enjoying some cocaine. Although it does seem like this past week or two, he has been high a lot. But, so what, he seems functional at least.
Chicky Chicky Chickun
Drug addiction only ends in more ponies. Don't feed it.
Hospital food sucks
This seems like an in-joke I'm not privy to.
Man, I used to go to the hospital just to eat the food.
I'm pretty sure my activities have little effect on his sleep schedule. His sleeping schedule was fucked before we started anything. However yes, I will agree that this would be the smart thing to do. I mean, during the summer when I have nothing to do, I have fucked up my own sleep schedule, but never as far into the morning hours as Reece has.
Someone who has been absent for quite some time.
Eh, natsoc had me awake till like 4 in the morning some days…
Until i found out he was australian. Had no issue staying up if /both/ of us were suffering for it, but not if it was just me putting the effort in.
I'm just saying hes clearly fragile, and you might be encouraging bad habits in him without realizing it
Yeah, me too, now stop being edgy.
I'll see what I can do about encouraging him to fix his sleep schedule. As is, the time difference is not so great that it would be too much of an inconvenience. You and I interact enough for me to get on your nerves, and you have the sleep schedule of someone who clearly has work to do.
That's what passes for "edgy" these days?
Eh, it has been 50/50 with my shift work.
But now im back on normal 0900-1730 iI'll be sleeping properly again.
Clearly the two of you have a 'connection' of sorts, use it for good.
'im 1337 oldfag' is edgy enough, scumfuck
This hospital has poor food quality. This is like school cafeteria quality.
Ah, yes, I recall precisely when I said that.
I'm already paranoid about people talking about me behind my back!
youre darwin being a cunt
youre just a nobody, being a cunt
Your shame is in a folder along with everyone elses. You're not special.
Very good guesses. Thanks for playing.
If it's not obvious enough the truth is I really don't want to live past 30yo, I want to go before that tbh.
Just don't say any more stupid and embarrassing things for people to cap.
I know it's hard, but I think you can handle it.
I don't know. You seem a little displeased with this situation, and I appreciate that.
Not really, I like to speak my mind and when I drink I black out.
Also ever since I told my whole family about my perversions that one Thanksgiving nothing has really felt embarassing.
Why? Why not have fun into your 70s?
You all sound like you could use some alcohol.
Feel free to point me to where I claimed to be either "not edgy" or "super cool".
That is one freaky flesh light.
people who want to die early
Fuck that. I'm going to live until my body stops being able to handle red meat.
natsoc will die when his body is no longer able to handle meat
I remember that thread
idunno.. I'm weird.
You mean your cock?
I don't think such an event will ever be likely to occur.
This woman should be charged with murder. Stealing pills necessary to keep someone alive is murder, if not at least manslaughter.
3 squirrels, skinned and cleaned 6 thin slices ham
½ tsp salt 2 large onions, sliced
½ tsp paprika ¼ lb mushrooms, sliced
1 cup flour 4 potatoes, sliced
2 Tbs butter 1 tsp fresh ground black pepper
3/4 cup dry red wine
1. Cut squirrels into serving pieces. Add paprika and salt to ﬂour and dredge squirrels pieces in ﬂour mixture.
2. Heat oil and butter in a skillet and brown squirrel piece on all sides.
3. Butter a casserole and line bottom with two pieces of ham. Place a layer of squirrel on top of ham, then a layer of onion, mushrooms, and potatoes. Sprinkle with pepper and repeat until all ingredients are used up, ending with a layer of ham.
4. Add wine and cover.
5. Bake for 1 1/2 to 2 hours in a moderate oven (350°F) or until meat is tender.
Serve hot from casserole.
look at the pronouns.
its /pol/ level false flagging
It's fake. Of course she would've been in prison by now.
why are you posting shit from other threads in here?
Bitch has the perfect opportunity to become a soccer mom, and doesn't take it up?
Skitty, did you attend an art college/video game design school?
Read one vice article someone links to me, three clicks later, end up at this:
vice is sjw hogwash.
How's it going Smokey?
well enough. i'm just watching tv and eating expired easter candy. how's it going with you?
how's it going?
How's it going Khan?
Someday I'm gonna lose the war
Nice pic, how's it going?
Dude ruby I just read that vice artical
Thanks for the laugh, how you been mango
But did it cum~ ?
no, no-one went past unzipping their fly
It's been pretty good. Spent part of today writing a parser, and another part of today just lazing out watching speed runs.
What are you gonna use the parser for?
And what kinda speed runs?
That pic you posted before you went to sleep. I know people like the ones on the left and am gonna have so much fun annoying them with that since I have garb almost exactly like the ones on the right.
It's for an assignment… and the speed run is of pokemon mystery dungeon.
I've been dying myself
I'm trying to start a backyard blue man group
Well that sucks.
How are you today?
I remember why I linked you that image now!
It was cause the girls on the right in traditional clothing were highly attractive, and their clothing also reminded me a bit of your festival :3
And lets be honest, they're very attractive :P haha.
Viking dress and sexy blonde girls,whats not to like?(wish I was blonde sometimes.). Also I am gonna have so much fun trolling some people I know with that pic. Thanks for posting it.
Any time :3
I found these as well on facebook, figured you might like them
I LOVE GUINNESS!
I met a girl from the Daughters of Norway group once. She looked as good as any in your pic and she served me bacon she made from her own pig for breakfast. I wish she hadn't moved away.
I wonder if there's a daughters of Norway gorup here… and Iwonder if any of htem are single :P
Cant find one from here. I hope there is because well shoot everyone needs a good viking maiden now and then.
I just looked, there are none in Australia D:
Lots in America though;
darn! I'll send some over to yah.
Oh by the way the one in last pic is still way better than the ones on left on your pic. WAY BETTER!
I look forward to meeting the pure maidens that you send over :D
She has own drinking horn and will share if she likes you.
I definitely agree, there are some things that are just and instant warning label, and those girls were coated in them.
That's awesome :3
What sort of ales are available at those festivals?
That's just a parking lot of extacy.
Usually home made and usually mead.
This is the image in question Aku, if you're curious.
How're you going?
What is mead made from?
playing in teh mud!
Oh, well there you go.
I'm sure I've been told that before, but I forgot :P
I have a bottle in my cupboard now. Wish I could pour you a horn full.
Welcome back. Been out all day?
Heya Reecey, how're you?
Maybe one day :3
I am planning a trip to America for a month long holiday, I'm sure we could meet up during that time and share a tall one, hopefully anyway.
Why feeling sorry? ? ?
Also, who is that cat that has replaced dancing spurdo?
THAT, is cool.
feeling sorry for myself
Awww, why? You're a pretty chill dude!
Doing alright. Got some programming done today. May get a little more done later tonight. Otherwise fairly bored.
just been feeling a little ill ,been up for like less than an hour too. probably just getting used to having my sleeping pattern mixed up again
Maybe you should fix your sleeping schedule?
I used to try to find nice loops.
It's gotta run out sometime
thanks I want coffee now
I will I will! visiting some family thursday-saturday so I need to get something fixed anyway
Good evening, bread
Have some caffiene, it'll help with that cruddy over slept feeling.
coke, or cofee will do it.
I love them :3 they're great, mesmerising :3
Mm… good. Going on 24+ hour no-sleep binges like you've done before can't be good for you anyways.
bonjour (that means hello in french)
not even in the mood to move right now so caffein can wait
Je sais parler français. Ça va bien ?
I've got that one!
the entire starwars trillogy in a gif…
people are amazing.
please don't say that about my mother
the longest I've gone without sleep before is like 4 days, inomnia can really suck, mister
Heh, that really must suck. Considered seeing if you could get any medical help with it?
also ou merci (I remembered the from school), just feeling a little yuck right now is all, how's you?
please reply in english
I got a lot of help with it when I was younger, now I just deal with it, already on different medication so I'm not sure what would happen if I starting mixing
just trying to kill some time before I'm tired enough to go to bed.
Eh, if you're on medication now, I wouldn't try fucking about with mixing shit up. The doctor is (usually) right.
oh so do you sleep through the day too?
What? It's half past midnight.
Are you a fucking Québécois?
o right, you said morning, bread so I just thought… gotcha
I said evening.
@Garbage Can Lid
o damn, just read the "ning" woops a doodle
What should I watch?
haven't seen any of them… so uhh Dog Days? i liek dogs
Sleepy time for me. Good night and take care all.
Goodnight Dear Squirrel, have a good one :3
I love this song so much…
I don't think I've ever not saved a Luna pic from you, I've got more Luna pics in my Luna folder than my Fluttershy folder now.
Haha, that's awesome :3 I've got over a thousand, but the exact number I'm unsure of, I can dump if you like?
That's one threat of a good time I'm willing to take you up on~
kek, how's it going skittles?
fuck you, im listening to music and shit… god I love blink 182…
sure please dump, love Fluttershy and Luna is best princess but there's just something about Luna's colour that I really like too
i guess i can't say anything..
Hey Reece, wanna watch more cartoons?
Isn't that the point~
Isn't that the point~
now with the correct raptor
ima keep linking that song.
maybe in a little bit rubes, still not feeling that great sorry sir. haven't even moved out of bed yet
hope we can hang out on discord later tho :3
thanks raps, is Luna your fave pony?
Alright, but I'm heading to bed in 3 hours. Got school in the morning.
Her or AJ.
She's the first one that I collected a folder of, and thanks to Silence and Canon and Lunanon I have much of her, but I dislike that AJ is so unpopular. it's not fair. so I like her too.
She's also pure and humble waifu material, so you know, she's definitely best pone :P
I've been able to find more stuff like that since I learned you also like it :3
i'll seriously try, i promise… but you know what I'm like by now don'tcha. even typing with OSK right now is seriously making me want to just go back to bed… keyboards in the other room. not even dat butt is getting me excited right now
i like Applejack, she's nice and also weirdly kind of reminds me of my mother so not waifu material for me lol. I think that's why my mum likes her too, she can relate… or maybe it's the fact that Applejack is the only pony my mum remembers from the original 80's cartoon who knows
Haha, fair enough.
I dunno, I guess the sense of country values appeals to me, strong family ties, and honesty above pride and ego.
honesty and loyalty are my two closest held ideals.
and I guess I see them in aj.
I masturbate too often.
Being smug wont help your situation user.
and i too inconsistently
I can do it around nine times in a row.
honesty's good, loyalty and kindness is how i try to go through life even though…Rainbow Dash is my least favorite pone
Reece, it's nice to chill in bed, but if you're going to do that, you need to have your things available to you so you don't have to get much, if at all. I keep my keyboard on a box about 2 feet away from my bed, so I can spend most of my lazy days not doing much effort. For now at least, do you think you could get up to grab your keyboard, at least for me?
Find realistic worthwhile solutions to your problems user. If you continue to try eventually you'll succeed. It's depressing even still.
Most of the gals would be fine to date. Even marry.
do you think you could get up to grab your keyboard, at least for me?
d'aww don't do thaaaaat, you know i would… it's just everything's hard to do right now. besides… good things come to those who wait just sayin
Mental tensions can be solved via personal pursuits. You have to be a thinking man to truly succeed emotionally. Even though if you think too hard, you can cripple yourself.
Would socks actually be considered a special treat, or lingerie by ponies?
How would they react ho a human with socks?
i've always personally found Rainbow Dash to be kind of bitchy and a little too self obsessed tbh, not a big fan of Rarity for that either. i like the ponies who i know i would really like in real life, fluttershy and twilight are the two out of the mane six that i would really like to know, in that order
… …. …
i wana post the most sketchy pics I have
It depends. If RD started liking you in that regard, well chances are she'll be really obvious. Which could be kinda cute. Most of the rest of the girls would have little sentiment for a human. Even a good looking one by our standards. Anyways your chances for any other girl outside of RD, and Flutters would be low. Even if you're into knowledge, or don't mind helping Rarity, AJ. Personally I'd go for AJ. Help her around the farm enough and say the right things often chances are you'd get a relationship. Though I'm like 6'5 and can carry alot of weight and take a beating.
I helped myself out of depression, and I do it all the time. Mr. Depression isn't a faint mistress and it is difficult to get out. The only way you can truly get away is yourself, and time. Don't need drugs. Maybe some alcohol
It's not that I have a problem with waiting, it's that I have a limited amount of time to spend with you. 2 hours left.
imagine how easy it is to just shoot yourself… I could do it right now…. and i really want to..
Oh stop it. You made it this far in life. Why quit now? This bullshit we call the mortal coil wont go away. YOU MADE IT THIS FAR. BE PROUD. FIND STRENGTH. BE BETTER THAN. I BELIEVE IN YOU, YOU CAN DO IT.
don't be a bitchm i'd bet you'd have a blast if you were hanging with someone like me
when do you get back from class? i know i'll definitely be up and about for you when you got back anyway, just don't want you to be sad if I'm being me by the time your school starts and we don't get to chat before then. it's not even 8am and i'm still in bed…
I'd be drunk, armless and borderline gay.
I get out of class at 11 PM my time, and get back a little before 12. So that'll be 8 PM your time, I think.
RD is very cute, she's just not my type I guess.
You can do it. If I can, you can. If anyone can, you, and I can. People finish life. We can too. It sucks, but hold fast.
I dunno. A guy like me may attract her as I'd be openly attracted by her shenanigans. I'd probably go for AJ, or Twilight in the long run. I love learning, and I'm insane with that regard if pushed. AJ would be me hard working until I fainted. Many times.
Wew lad. I let my imagination go wild. So I tend to write myself in situations I wouldn't normally see. My recent was an entire city taken over byt sme sort of death corruption. Monstergirls, and humans applied. I was scary to both sides, b ut a negotiator. I was WAY too strong. Entire parts of the city taken over by flesh dragons or some such. Things came out of nowhere and attacked me, and I fought.
o yup I'd totally be more than up by then, is it a night class or something or do you actually help with the school? That's pretty late for school
Woops, meant 11 AM. Fuck, my bad.
Lad. Don't quit life. At least. Quit for a time, then go back to it. If that gook fuck can, you can too.,
so you don't have one waifu that you'd pick above all else?
timezones are tricky, are you EST? If you are then you're about 5 hours behind I think
I am PST, 8 hours behind you. When I get home at around Noon my time, it'll be about 8 PM your time
Waifu's are difficult man.
your post is also brought to you to by the number 8.
As is yours. 8 is actually pretty much my favorite integer
How are you?
super bored and depressed
i don't really know why
Sounds bormal to me.
hmm, a 7.8 isn't terrible tho, right?
IT MAKES IT SPECIAL WITH REAL CORN.,
i'm kinda starting to like that fetish
Hi, Reece, what's up?
NO DASHIE. DO NOT DESTORY HOUSES
YOU HEARD ME
Yay they finally got rid of the spurde
Furiously masturbate in all four corners of your room listening to this.
What up nerds?
The sky obviously. I'm new to this, and don't care for trips. How's it going yourself?
There is a bug in my program, but I need to sleep.
Your PC is outside your house?
Above my head is a ceiling.
Also, I'm doing goodish. Slept well last night, kind of an exception as of lately.
Kill the bug.
Well my PC is everywhere, and nowhere! OOOOH
I'm surviving. Wish I could find work. Been consoling my folks last few days. Mother mainly. She tried to kill herself recently. Been attempting to give her reasons to live. Also your waifu is very fun, she'd probably be who I'd date if I could
Booyah. Sounds rather intriguing. Keep up being there. That is some real tough times I believe. I can't express how good it is that you are there for people that need you.
Waifu? She's in the bathroom and taking a shower.
Well all I can do is hope they live.
I assumed Lunar landing with the black stripes in the back was it. I like her, and her sister. Though her sister because really, I'm a large guy and kind of crazy. Celestia would be me height and at least try to comprehend me.
some of what?
o damn it i missed you… gnight there rubes. will see you at 8
Goodish. Got some sleep.
How 'bout you?
All you can do is being there for them and that's all they need I guess.
Oh, you're serious about this. Ummm.
I'll pass, thanks.
I'm good, hungry though, should probably have dinner.
I have work tomorrow as well, I know when I start, but I have NO idea when I finish.
Wew lad. Having sex is what we humans do. Aside from killing each other. Do you think little horses could compare to a man who can screw for eight hours without rest?
I think not. Luna would be hard pressed to compete with a normal man.
not much here, legion. how's you?
It's not rape if I'm willing. So Luna wouldn't have a hard time in court.
I already said your waifu is fun. Unless there's a double meaning I am missing due to night. Oh well.
That girl really needs to stop chewing on your pillows.
I need to be in university at 4pm. So I'm pretty free until then. Good times to be a student. I guess.
Also. DO EAT. That's an order.
I do not know how big the ponies are but I guess their stallions might be better "equipped" than we.
So it's a race of durability against size.
I'll eat eventually, just not sure what yet.
work should be good tomorrow, I do enjoy my job :3
I'm working for a charity, probably until I finish my degree
Well good for you. I sleep all day and hate myself. It's a fun life.
boop boop bedoop!
You enjoy your job? What is wrong with you?
I do not know about the exact biological circumstances of ponies but there *is* a limited amount of secretions a vagina can produce. Going for hours *might* become unpleasant, given no artificial lubricants are used.
It's good :P
I walk in, and it feels like 20 minutes go by, then my jobs finished, even if I was there for a 12 hour shift :3
but i like it
Well I think ponies can produce far more than normal excretions mind. Apparently olive oil is good for anything.
@Garbage Can Lid
I drool on mine alot. I figured THAT was normal. Guess it's just me and my insane dreams. Fun as they are.
This will never happen. It's also just a color copy pasted character.
It's good :P
I walk in, and it feels like 20 minutes go by, then my jobs finished, even if I was there for a 12 hour shift :3
Or butter. iykwi
I can't really tell. But usually horse/pony sex is quite quick. I thik this implies the opposite. Less secretions are needed.
Lucky you. It's the exact opposite for my jobs.
now you're going in circles
I masturbate too often.
Good. Masturbation is good against protate cancer and has a positive effect on the size.
Do masturbate. But use less porn for it. Porn numbs you out.
Whaaat uuuuuup?! /)
Human X pony. A human of my height an ability could go for hours. So..
…. it's too bad they don't really exist.
A real shame.
Kind of same problem here, too. Fucking porn. Worse than drugs.
That chick is too chubby. Not a healthy weight I could endure. Meh.
At least you ain't gay.
I like the chubby. And I like the skinny. My range of fuckable is rather broad. Just the face and feet are rather important. If they ugly, no can do.
She looks like my friends sister
I think most normal people are kind of attractive. As I am one. Guess I don't set my standard high. I'm just not a fat person. So why would I date the thing I am not?
Something to be celebrated. At some point you'll propagate out species. Unlike me.
Only if we can double team it.
G'day Canon, how're you going?
it's never going to stop!
Canon pls. 2 coot.
It's freely up to you. Everybody likes different things. Some people mutilate trains, others fuck couches…
Propagate? I'm not planning.
I sleep all day and masturbate to random shit. Someday you may have kids. Even if it isn't planned. I'm far too bitter to have any.
Except I'm pretty sure I'm out of boop pictures :P
why wouldn't they?
Been in one. They're weird. Either both are active, or one in. Odd situation.
How old are you then? Reminds me of meself at some point in my life.
Great! What mischief is planned for today?
i just felt the worst feeling
I'm drink. With both arms, and all I have it my own self hatred. Wew.
I'm doin good, woke up some time ago, ate breakfast, gonna get some coffee then head to uni, got an exam in 2 days so that's why I'm been pretty much on quick lurk/post mode
how bout you?
Fine greetings to ya!
how's it going?
only best coot for u :3
Oh yea. That fucking age. You'll be fine, trust me. Just do what you want, masturbate all day, eat pizza all day, have fun and shit.
The serious shit is far away and you don't really have to think about that shit yet.
I wish I was 22 again.
What's borderline gay? Being a catholic priest and gay at the same…. oh.
good! Slept well for a change.
What up in the country with the cedar bearing flag?
I would rather have a job. I'm too poor to sit around doing nothing. Just not doable man. I need some cash now, not later. Sleeping all day is getting boring anyways.
i've got a few cockatiel videos tho!
That's a good idea. My CM is making my old Galaxy3 rather slow by now.
Too bad they went off the "lightweight" way.
What keeps you from doing so? I'm studying and have 3 jobs. I wish I could sleep a day through.
meant to post it
I have my reasons. I can't find anything work-wise either way. I can't drive myself either. Something I need to fix.
that's good to hear
oh not much, was pretty hot these past few days but the wind breeze is fine today and it's 22.5C so really comfortable day
were a few shootings at the Palestinian camp a few days ago but those stopped
oh also I'm nearing the end of the semester, got my last exam on April 27 so I'm looking forward to that
i thought a thought and my gut dropped
Good to know man.
I learned that just doing shit and not caring for the outcome can help.
Don't get yourself killed, you hear me? I'm on my 2nd semester for the master course atm. Much to do. Tires me out.
yea I get that sometimes, I'll pass sooner or later
I'd be bored as well but these tons of memorization keeps me busy
I don't envy you that Canon :P
I got a soft release date for the 1080 btw, apparently they're in testing, and they reckon june july for america, so like, october november for Australia.
I dunno. I'll figure something out. I have to. If not, well it's going to be a hell of a time.
that's my favorite you just posted! I've still been thinking about buying one, probably quite easy to keep I'm guessing
One always figures something out. You'll do as well, I'm sure of that.
you want a hand reared one, you want a decent sized cage, they will become attached to a piece of colourful cloth, so make sure you give them one :P
they'll be attached to one member of the family more than others, cause that's how pack hierarchy works for them.
they're highly individualistic, no two are the same.
don't feed them trill, Trill cover their feed in butter, birds love it but it isn't good for them.
make sure you give them fruit, but never let them have lettuce or anything along those lines.
Also, as I found out the hard way, they pretend not to be sick.
so take them to a vet regularly, once every couple months or something.
I mean, I listed everything off the top of my head there, but they are pretty simple to look after, as long as you pay attention to them and play with them they're happy.
uni time, laters!
Don't worry, I'm atleast 3KMs away from it
and this is my 1st, 3 courses but full of memorization
hehe trust me, it's not so fun memorizing so much stuff
and that sounds cool, hope it's right, we need new powah!
Have a nice day!
nice advice, thanks! how many have you kept? are they noisy? can they keep you up at night with constant chirping?
i've got a few cockatoo videos too!
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Can you imagine how smooth the circles will be canon?!
they'll almost be real!
They're not noisy, they need to go to bed when the sun goes down, you cover them up with a blanket or something when you put them to bed (over the cage, of course)
I've only had one cockatiel before.
I'm awake :3
see you later
laterz, nice 7, seven
checked. does the number 53 mean anything to you?
Heading to bed, goodnight /b/read
goodniiiii…..o you're probably already asleep now just noticed the time
Yo where da foals at
yo where's the coffee at
Yo where da Reece at?
maybe here?ye 4 hours early!
i'm a pony
are you a pony?
I'm on a bus!
… And I forgot my trip last post.
i have a phone but I'm not a phony
cool, how long will it take you to get home?
A few hours. I'm on my way to school, Reece.
huh… so do you usually chat from a school computer then? I thought you meant you'd be home by 8pm my time
No, I usually chat from my laptop at home. I'm on my phone right now, walking to class.
o right well good luck with whatever you're doing! let me know soon as you get back!
Cue funeral music
bored at home
lets see what breads up to
for some retarded fucking reason
totally forget what Leeky Forums bread is
come to bread
it's still only Ruby and Reece cybering each other again
Yep… fuck this retarded shithole
w-we weren't cybering doe, just talking
implying I'mma wast time reading what yall say
that is a nice bum tho
not a lot. got my new PS3 though so theres that
got my new PS3
So, you already had one and you got another?
maw this is my first. newest conmsole I own. it sure is loud!
Is it an older model? They tend to be very loud
Once upon a time i had an X-Box (the first one).
It was as quiet as a mouse.
yeah the old fat piano version. but its fine, long as its not overheating.
shit yes! the original xbox rules, I still play mine and yeah its pretty chill.
I had two fat models that overheated because a sensor diode in the processor failed.
There's not much a reason to go for a fat model unless you intend to play PS2 games or run GNU/Linux (provided you haven't updated the firmware).
@Garbage Can Lid
huh well thats not good. they start sounding like a jet engine, right?
It was ok.
I will stick to PC forever.
Heading home. How is every pony?
Not really. They just stay at the normal fan speed and turn themselves off as soon as the CPU overheats and burns. You can smell a burning sensation from the device.
If you have a disc stuck in there, well you're screwed, because I've never been able to recover discs on both occasions. When you try to power it on, it just spins the fans, beeps 3 times and gives a red flashing light.
I'm well. Just sipping some tea and analyzing chess positions.
How's the journey?
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Am good. How's you?
sipping some tea
Do you also suck cocks?
The journey goes well. Just passing the time looking up single board computers and listening to Owl City.
wrong pic version
Good to hear.
There could be better models, although they're making progress.
I'm playing Russian roulette by myself
so far so good, maybe I'll give it another shot in a few minutes
no, you aren't
even you aren't that stupid
Nothing funny about sucking dicks bruv.
I got it for playing blu rays and also Red Dead and Kingdom Hearts!
Oh ok yeah mine has been just blowing at top speed. I think I might just spray some compressed air around and see if that helps. Also, squeee a diaper raccoon!
When are you coming to Texas? We need to hang out so I can drive you around in a corvette while we listening to blink 182, do cocaine and shoot out the windows with a .223
There are instructions out there for performing a fan test, that may help too.
I'd be careful with compressed air, especially if it might mess up the components.
Can't help it~
a fan test
why the fuck do you need to test a fucking fan LMFAO its a fan, it fuckin spins and throws air and shit XDDD i mean if it don't spin and shoot air than the fuckin fan don't work smfh
That's the point, the PS3 original's fans were so oblivious you needed earmuffs in order to avoid wetting yourself over the noise.
hmmm I'll look at doin a fan test then, thanks… and yeah this must be the original fan then, fuck its loud.
I'll wet you….
No one's allowed to pee in my diaper besides me, shoo
o hey, is the online multiplayer for the ps3 still free and actually used by people? got one a while ago and have barely touched it
that song ANGERS ME
no no no no… I mean I will WET you, bitch.
i don't do cocaine tho
lmao what are you ssome kind of pussy homo faggot? lmfao what kind of polish polinianaian are you?
Yes, I believe. PS Plus is mainly for discounts and extra features, like cloud saving. I think it's only for PS4 that you have to be a subscriber, although your subscription will carry over to all your devices.
*squee* me too me too!
you need to calm the fuck down
I AM SUPER CALM
I AM UNBELIEVABLY CALM RIGHT NOW
I AM UNIMAGINABLY AND ASTRONOMICALLY CALMED THE FUCK DOWN
IM SO CALM THAT THE DICTIONARY IS TAKING PICTURES OF ME TO USE ME AS THE DEFINITION OF FUCKING CALM
nice! maybe we could game at some point
Home now. Time to get lunch.
oh yay, what you having?
I'm not playing online games myself lately, sorry to disappoint.
it's cool no problem
Burrito with the last of the ground beef.
so I'm guessing you don't have much to say or talk about huh… well allright, maybe next time. now I see reece and ruby are in the thread again and bread will be nothing but their disgusting cyber chat room so i guess now's a great time to go away
yay wuby's back!
hurray for wuby!
Relax. The lewd chat will be done in Discord private chat. Reese finally got off his ass and installed the client.
who's Reese doe?
I misspelled your name. Sorry.
whatever happened to your board?
Alright, Reece, get on Discord.
wooo lewd party on discord!
it's pretty dead now tbh, i love making boards for stuff that I like tho. will hotwheels or whoever's in charge now listen if I request them never to put my inactive boards up for claiming? i haven't been able to login every week
do you have any boards?
will hotwheels or whoever's in charge now listen if I request them never to put my inactive boards up for claiming?
I really doubt it… Leeky Forums is super dead now anyway so these obscure boards will never really see any real activity
do you have any boards?
otherwise, no, I do not have any boards. I never bother doing that
i have two
my curiosity just peaked. What boards do you have other than /brony/index.html
aaaaand what board do you have aside from that really obvious one
tfw reece is 2 busy cybering ruby to talk to you now
fucking ruby stealing all my friends!
the fuck is wrong with RDs nose lol
I've made like three including /brony/index.html, recently made a /mlplushy/index.html board (My little Pony plushy board) but haven't done anything to it yet. and I don't remember what the third one was but I made it like the first day I came to Leeky Forums. I want to make more but only if someone would be interested enough to maybe bump it with a post or two a day so it doesn't go up for claiming. I'm not always around enough
You know you could just make a general on /pone/ for that, right?
Congratulations, Leeky Forums. You made me open my dev tool.
G'day guys, how's it going?
Oh, yeah. I knew about brony.. I still remember when you were posting anonymously all over Leeky Forums shilling that board… I was surprised at the dedication. Before you actually joined us here I remember you were trying pretty hard to get us to go to that board. I wondered how long it would take you to give that hopeless and fruitless endeavour and am surprised it took you so long and started actually posting here instead of trolling.
I know, just thought it would be cool to kind of have a board dedicated to the different parts of plushies tho, could have webm threads for them, infograph threads for telling others how to make them, lewd plush threads maybe show off collections etc. plush threads aren't as popular on /pone/ as they are on 4chan's /mlp/ either.
lewd plush threads maybe
that exists….? fucking retarded disgusting degeneracy
I am 200% serious
Yeah, the board shilling was a bit of a joke but I seriously wanted people to join the board though.
does htta pony have cataracts or what
it exists, sure. I've seen plushies with the horse vag and ponut posted on /mlp/ aswell as mayo cleaning instructions
Just a friendly reminder that I know more than you would like to admit and are probably comfortable with.
seriously? is there a thread about it right now?
what kind of person owns a plushie like that… like I'd want to see their face
thats fucking gross tbh m9
is there a thread about it right now?
Not right now, no but there are plush threads there all the time so at some point someone will post them again
Do you have a plushie?
Yup… handmade one of a kind too.
No vag tho. And it's not for sexual so…
Why so ?
it looks kind of retarded tho
if I could own one without fearing losing friends or being perceived as mentally handicapped for being a grown ass fucking MAN I would purchase one for myself as well, but not a tiny fucking faggot one
i would be willing to shell almost as much money as it would be required for someone to make me a very high quality and life size fucking flutterbat plushie, LIFE FUCKING SIZE
not that small shit
my plushie would have to be my fucking size or no game
Hey reece, how's it gonig?
or like this one
or like this one
I knew something was wrong
what happened to the ears?
Friendly reminder that today's national pet day :DD
Leeky Forums is genuinely trash today
I was thinking about life size but my bed is pretty small even for me and I like to cuddle them so… plus I'd rather have a collection of smaller best pones than have life size plush pones. Main reason being is you would have to have a mass amount of space dedicated specifically for the life sized plushies if you wanted to huddle them all in together to look like a collections and I like looking at collections. So… yeah
her ears are fine, was just a weird photo I guess
oo just dealing with Skitters is all how's you?
That's an odd thing to say.
Ho tiny is your room? how can your room be that small..
living room and bedroom are big enough, but I was thinking about turning my home office into a half mlp room and it's not really big enough to have more than one life size plush without hassle, and again my bed's not all that big
my home office
That's quite a statement. Why do you have a home office? That sounds awesome, what are you? Some kind of executive? My uncle has a home office and this awesome desk with flourishes/wood engravings and it looks really goddamn fucking sick. Do you have a special executive desk?
So having fun then :3
I just got the office room painted but I do a lot of heavy projects on my computer so I'm about to get a new one for that. They're most personal projects tho. I'm getting everything new for the new computer so new desk, new chair, anything fancy I'll get it. It'll be like a man cave and a place to hide my power level from visitors too I guess
You keep saying things that makes me think you're much more interesting than I thought you were 10 minutes ago. Any hints? What kind of project? I mean you don't have to go into super detailed details but you is it like video editing, music? What could the rare and elusive best horse posting user tell me why he has a home office~
video editing, and 3d sculpting and overall vidya development, used to do music actually. still learning 3D tho will probably post some stuff one of these days. This laptop is only good for making 1 minute meme videos tho. I'm just a hobbyist for the most part tho.Just have a lot of passions and hobbies that I like to keep. What sort of computer related hobbies do you have skittles?
Videogame development? Are you a programmer? This all sounds pretty neat, I figured you were just a useless nerd that did nothing other than shitpost on the internet from moms basement/attic but I guess you can't just run around judging everyone.
I really do not have many hobbies, this is my hobby, shitposting here and there. On the PC well I did learn web development and also some simple scripting and stuff but I don't consider that a hobby since I don't really do much with it anymore.
are you a programmer
No, I work only in visual design. Never bothered to learn anything fancier than HTML.
Weeeelll I've been living in my own place for just under 6 months but before then you could say I was living in my mum's basement. But things are better now I guess.
And web development's good might be an idea for you to keep at it.
I gotta go now guys, have a good one.
There's not much for me behind learning more programming stuff, I know enough to do most of what I want to do but meh…
also I wasn't aware it was possible to work with video game stuff and not know any programming, that's weird…
Well, there's Unity, Unreal engine, and a lot of different 2d game engines that let you see exactly what you're doing and don't need and programming knowledge. Obviously for more advanced AI and more freedom to make things exactly the way you want you'd need programming skills. But a lot of indie games today didn't need that much programming on the developer's end. Just creativity.
Damn, I was not aware of this. How hard would it be to make a small 2d video game? Man I want to try and make a video game now and sell it to nerds on steam, I have a bunch of ideas for cool stuff.
depends, you'd still need to learn your way around the engine, and would have to put time into but if you just want to move a little guy along a screen and play some mad midi music in the background then not that hard. If you don't want to learn programming then a lot of the engines have logic building blocks where you just add trigger events and little "if player does this, thing does that" sort of stuff. Can't really recommend an engine for 2d though, I stopped playing around with those years ago.
5:05 PM - faggot: *holds onto your hips
5:06 PM - faggot: I'm sorry I'm so…clingy though, really…
5:06 PM - faggot: I can't help it.. >//<
god fucking damn it…
C++ happens to be something I have vague familiarity along with JS, HTML, PHP and some other languages I guess, if I need to build a program that does something specific, I'm confident I could do it.
You do seem to know enough though, at least to get started. Did you ever actually make anything? I'd be curious to build a small terraria like video game with an alternative theme.
Was it kitty?
Did you ever actually make anything?
For 2D? Just really really stupid stuff, never really focused on making anything serious, a lot of toilet humor related (I was like 6 years younger) mystery point and click games. They're on an old Win2000 computer harddrive, will try to find them at some point for you. But no, I've found my niche with 3D…
Something you might like though Skitty are those Visual Novel makers. Like Renpy. For the most part all you need is text a story and images and most of everything else is done for you
a fucking faggot obviously
That sounds pretty awesome, so you're a 3D modeler is what you're saying? How many 3D Fluttershy models have you modeled already? And the visual novel thing in't really what I'm suddenly interested in.
Reece, maybe we should try and make a videogame, register a small company and stuff and then to to green light out game on steam. I have too many ideas for videogames, too many is a lot, like a realllly big number so you know there's probably 1 good idea in there.
I am still learning but I think I'm decent enough, it'd be pretty great to get feedback.
I haven't actually made a full Fluttershy yet, I have made a textureless pony model without a proper mane though. I've been more focused on getting people right.
maybe we should try and make a videogame
Sounds like it might be a fun idea… but y'know I'm still a hobbyist. Still want to play a Skitty interactive fiction tho
well, it's midnight so time for a lil sleep. Play around with some different game tools and see what you feel most comfortable with Skitty.
because its boring as fuck m8
because its boring as fuck m8
/b/read is dead.
We must talk to resurrect it
Yeah, that's weird… I had given up trying to post that… earlier it took like 10 minutes just to post a picture.. like wtf
OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes
Helping Boss with SharePoint stuff
Wants to move a bunch of stuff to a new folder
As it turns out, this is not exactly easy or intuitive
Google for a solution
Boss is impatient, calls campus help desk
15 minutes later, they give up
I fix the problem instantly after he gets off the phone because I used Google.
shhhh…. no tears now. only raricow.
Is raracow your new shitposting method?
The worst part is that the fact you fixed the issue after all that stuff isn't going to make him learn that you know how to go about it, what you did probably embarrassed him and inside he thinks you're a cheeky cunt.
What else is in your fun things folder?
tentacles, diaper pony too gross to go in my diaper pony folder, ummm bloody vomit, enema pron, whatever this one is, spanking, rape, ummm golden showers, you know, fun!
that 3rd pic implies there are enough people here to actually match up the number of people required for a picture like that
yeah, theres not many newfags anymore to show that one too. its sad really.
There's more or less 7,125,000,000 people on earth and only 3 of them are here.