Pony

Firespawn
Firespawn

Pony /b/read
Best bug

All urls found in this thread:
https://soundcloud.com/adam-parsons-1994/blink-182-natives-track-2
http://archive.org/cuteboys/res/259014.html#q260247
https://soundcloud.com/alllliemoreno/blink-182-violence#t=2:49
https://soundcloud.com/mnogaaa/blink-182-dammit
https://www.vice.com/read/dear-straight-guys-its-time-to-start-putting-things-in-your-butt
http://www.daughtersofnorway.org/lodges/list-of-lodges/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNYpmddyX9A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyzFcPlQAYY&nohtml5=False
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVIWI1JybFQ&nohtml5=False
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzhNXoo6rwE
https://youtu.be/FzhNXoo6rwE?t=1m11s
https://youtu.be/FzhNXoo6rwE?t=1m11s
https://youtu.be/sc5iTNVEOAg?t=13s
https://youtu.be/oKsxPW6i3pM?t=38s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os9R_8--mn8
https://youtu.be/os9R_8--mn8?t=2m34s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os9R_8--mn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7nhWIsiHWU
http://www.cockatiel.com/
http://tumblr.com
Lunatick
Lunatick

Morning. Cant even get into other thread with phone.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Still nobody awake?

RumChicken
RumChicken

Just us bugs

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Emberfire
Didn't realise there was /b/read that was fresh, I was just about to bake.
I got this picture for you squizz, btw.
I think I was particularly tired when I found it.
figured you'd get a kick out of it…. I dunno what I'm thinking, its near midnight.
hope oyu have a good day, cya

Nojokur
Nojokur

hello

how are you all?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@JunkTop
Saved. Thanks

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Nojokur
Morning. Good. How about you?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Booteefool

doing well. I decided to catch up on the new episodes last night. What did you all think about them?

Methshot
Methshot

Poni

TreeEater
TreeEater

a

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Methshot
poni

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Poni

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@TreeEater

nice artwork friend

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Deadlyinx
Havent seen them

TechHater
TechHater

Yawn

JunkTop
JunkTop

Pretty dead innit

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Flameblow
Hi!

Nojokur
Nojokur

@JunkTop
Having problems getting any posts through.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@PurpleCharger
@Nojokur
Hey squirrel
And yes, i noticed it's fucking up

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

All the unfunness

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

morning

cum2soon
cum2soon

become an hero

takes2long
takes2long

@Raving_Cute
Meany mean unfunness!

Bidwell
Bidwell

@viagrandad
Boop!

idontknow
idontknow

@cum2soon
All of us? One specific poster? A plan for yourself? We need more detail.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@iluvmen
hooray!

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@takes2long
Who me?!?

TreeEater
TreeEater

Yarooh!

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Deadlyinx
I was stating that unfunness was meany mean,not that you were. Unless you were talking about yourself in the post I linked.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Emberfire
Ah! No, just in general!

eGremlin
eGremlin

@RavySnake
Yay!

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@eGremlin
hai

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@eGremlin
Fun and smiles!

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Fuzzy_Logic
Ain't touchin that

StonedTime
StonedTime

@whereismyname
No, it's an hour and 40 mins past 9:05.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Raving_Cute
I REFUSE

likme
likme

@BunnyJinx
Hey!

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Methnerd
Coltscoot

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Wait shit
Coltaloo

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Poker_Star
:3

SniperWish
SniperWish

@PackManBrainlure
Bep

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@likme
what's up?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@SniperWish
Beep boop.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Lunatick

You have to pin if in Exodus, or it'll be unreachable once the thread sinks low enough in the catalog. Exodus searches the pages, not the catalog, and thus can only look at the first 3 or 4 pages of content thanks to that one update Hotwheels made a while ago.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Stupidasole
I could find page but I'm far from any towers so big old threads just freeze.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@LuckyDusty
Intermitant internets

hairygrape
hairygrape

@RumChicken
Poob

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@hairygrape
Boob!

TechHater
TechHater

FULL OF… NAUSEA…

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I understand we may not see eye to eye Nikolai…

I am delusional.

Booteefool
Booteefool

In my previous dimension, Mars was bigger than Earth and one of its moons wasn't named after an evil good…
Deimos.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

They where also more circular.

askme
askme

Who is the god of fear?
Phobos (Ancient Greek: Φόβος, pronounced [pʰóbos], meaning "fear") is the personification of fear in Greek mythology. He is the offspring of Aphrodite and Ares.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

How I got the two weed spots? Huh, I shot dread in the head, took the breads and the lambs spread.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I am drunk and high out of my fucking MIND

farquit
farquit

x(

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Boy_vs_Girl
If I had a gun at home I wouldn't be posting here right now.

takes2long
takes2long

@Boy_vs_Girl
Welcome to the club.

Bidwell
Bidwell

The drunk and high club.

likme
likme

@takes2long
bitch im not your club ur some hoe ass nigga I will roll you fast

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Although, I really do need to upgrade my buzz.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Boy_vs_Girl
kill your shelf

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@likme
Really? my little sister used to call me a hoe… lol

Techpill
Techpill

@Deadlyinx
Fucking awesome!

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Playboyize
don't be a bitch i will rekt u so hard

Evilember
Evilember

@Playboyize
I killed my shelf.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Yous is some cold blooded motherfuckers….
@Evilember

WebTool
WebTool

Where I come from shelves are sacred!!!

StonedTime
StonedTime

MY ANCESTORS DIDN'T HAVE NO SHELVES!

eGremlin
eGremlin

yo

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Well we have War Pig…

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

https://soundcloud.com/adam-parsons-1994/blink-182-natives-track-2

I FUCKING LOVE THIS SONG

Methnerd
Methnerd

@BunnyJinx
you don't seem so happy
i try

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Methnerd
A little sick in my tummy, your alright.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Techpill

Spike + Starlight Glimmer
Yeah, I'm shipping this now.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@RumChicken
ic

@Techpill
what is this?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@w8t4u
Onichan.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I need to carb up.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

What a beautiful day to be a fruit cake.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Pausing is my game flash,
and 'the comma' is my name.

likme
likme

Riddle me this, who is covered in question marks, sniffs glue and was never here?

w8t4u
w8t4u

Did someone say a quote ?
'I can't hear, "Jack shit" back here'

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Man… I really want to fall asleep in a strangers lap…

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

poni

happy_sad
happy_sad

Poni

Snarelure
Snarelure

Oh so smoking weed is just the coolest thing right?
But drinking means a problem?! Puh-lease.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Snarelure
You've got me all wrong, hoss.
Ain't got nothin against drinkin

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I have more heart than most of them, it was on, even when I was wrong I got my point across.

They depicted me the boss.

@Illusionz
I'm more of a little Joe than a Hoss.

King_Martha
King_Martha

I got that disgusting, sewer style dumping.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

http://archive.org/cuteboys/res/259014.html#q260247
Jesus fucking christ.
If natsoc ever comes back, tell him im never going to /cuteboys/ ever again

iluvmen
iluvmen

@SomethingNew

I'm not sure why I clicked that, or why I attempted to read it after the first few words.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@iluvmen
I READ IT ALL RUBY
ALL OF IT
WHAT THE FUCK
SUFFER AS I HAVE SUFFERED
This is basically how i feel every time you rub your dick on reece and i wander into it

Emberburn
Emberburn

@SomethingNew
Never. Post that. Ever. Again.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Pansys.
Knowing nothing about the shit fun.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Emberburn
MAKE IT STOP user
MAKE IT STAHP PLEASE

RavySnake
RavySnake

@TreeEater

This is why I have pulled him into Discord. I apologize for the inconveniences I have given you up until then.

Speaking of, I haven't seen him since last night. Wonder where he's wandered off to…

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@RavySnake
he was around earlier today, uk time.
its 2211 here now though, might be sleeping now if he has any sense.

eGremlin
eGremlin

it tasted not bad at all actually
like dark chocolate and coffee grounds and ear wax

FastChef
FastChef

@LuckyDusty

His sleep schedule is all kinds of fucked up. Maybe he is correcting it.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

This is a hot way to live.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@FastChef
it would be smart for him to do so.
You encouraging him to stay up late cybering likely will not help his depression and S.A.D
@eGremlin
thankgodmycuteboydoesnthavethisfetish

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@StrangeWizard
You like blink 182 a lot

Booteefool
Booteefool

Omfg I am 200% drunk and high

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@SomethingNew
@TreeEater
Why would you read that?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Booteefool
Is that like in doom where you have 200 hp and 200 armor?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Booteefool
not suprised
@Boy_vs_Girl
I DONT KNOW AND NOW IT BURNS MY BRAIN

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Nude_Bikergirl
Yeah, I do…

takes2long
takes2long

@Boy_vs_Girl
It's a fascinating tale.
You really feel bad that user failed to become his master's toilet. (Spoilers)

Inmate
Inmate

@haveahappyday
I have too much money for my own good as of late…

likme
likme

@takes2long
Nah, reading further down the thread they say it wasnt exactly a healthy choice and they now stay away from scat completely.
Theyre looking for a less kink filled relationship now.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Inmate
I spoke to mrQP today.
I mentioned your newfound cocaine problem.
He and I both expect you to vanish someday soon and never come back, courtesy of an overdose.
Please dont do anything stupid skitty.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@likme
Now, that's the heartwarming ending I was hoping for.
Good for them.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@takes2long
Failure at being a failure at life, user should consider suicide

Methnerd
Methnerd

chickun caucus!

Snarelure
Snarelure

I'm glad skitty is enjoying some cocaine. Although it does seem like this past week or two, he has been high a lot. But, so what, he seems functional at least.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Chicky Chicky Chickun

Evilember
Evilember

@Inmate
Drug addiction only ends in more ponies. Don't feed it.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Hospital food sucks

RavySnake
RavySnake

@kizzmybutt
workedoutbetterthanfey.jpg

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@RavySnake
This seems like an in-joke I'm not privy to.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@SniperWish
Man, I used to go to the hospital just to eat the food.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@LuckyDusty
depends who you are i guess
@SniperWish
you ok?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Need_TLC

I'm pretty sure my activities have little effect on his sleep schedule. His sleeping schedule was fucked before we started anything. However yes, I will agree that this would be the smart thing to do. I mean, during the summer when I have nothing to do, I have fucked up my own sleep schedule, but never as far into the morning hours as Reece has.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@BinaryMan
Someone who has been absent for quite some time.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@JunkTop
Eh, natsoc had me awake till like 4 in the morning some days…
Until i found out he was australian. Had no issue staying up if /both/ of us were suffering for it, but not if it was just me putting the effort in.
I'm just saying hes clearly fragile, and you might be encouraging bad habits in him without realizing it
@BunnyJinx
Yeah, me too, now stop being edgy.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@StrangeWizard

I'll see what I can do about encouraging him to fix his sleep schedule. As is, the time difference is not so great that it would be too much of an inconvenience. You and I interact enough for me to get on your nerves, and you have the sleep schedule of someone who clearly has work to do.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@StrangeWizard
That's what passes for "edgy" these days?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Nojokur
Eh, it has been 50/50 with my shift work.
But now im back on normal 0900-1730 iI'll be sleeping properly again.
Clearly the two of you have a 'connection' of sorts, use it for good.
@Illusionz
'im 1337 oldfag' is edgy enough, scumfuck

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@BinaryMan
Wtf dude.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@DeathDog
This hospital has poor food quality. This is like school cafeteria quality.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Nude_Bikergirl
?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Raving_Cute
Ah, yes, I recall precisely when I said that.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Harmless_Venom
I'm already paranoid about people talking about me behind my back!

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Sir_Gallonhead
youre darwin being a cunt
youre just a nobody, being a cunt

5mileys
5mileys

@Soft_member
Sweetheart please.
Your shame is in a folder along with everyone elses. You're not special.

askme
askme

@eGremlin
@LuckyDusty
@BunnyJinx
@Illusionz
@Sir_Gallonhead
That girl is so cute! Keep posting!!

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Evil_kitten
Very good guesses. Thanks for playing.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@5mileys
Great…

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Deadlyinx
No problem.
@kizzmybutt
Care to share the mystery of your identity then, special snowflake?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@lostmypassword
If it's not obvious enough the truth is I really don't want to live past 30yo, I want to go before that tbh.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Deadlyinx
Just don't say any more stupid and embarrassing things for people to cap.
I know it's hard, but I think you can handle it.

@TreeEater
I don't know. You seem a little displeased with this situation, and I appreciate that.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Firespawn
Not really, I like to speak my mind and when I drink I black out.

Also ever since I told my whole family about my perversions that one Thanksgiving nothing has really felt embarassing.

FastChef
FastChef

@Snarelure

Why? Why not have fun into your 70s?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Snarelure
Samesies!
But now i dont have the military to guarantee access to firearms and people who want me dead…
@Firespawn
not edgy
Oh, right, youre totally a super cool person.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

You all sound like you could use some alcohol.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Doctor prescribes…
BOURBON!!!
Ahaha.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@PurpleCharger
Feel free to point me to where I claimed to be either "not edgy" or "super cool".

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Supergrass
That is one freaky flesh light.

MPmaster
MPmaster

people who want to die early
Fuck that. I'm going to live until my body stops being able to handle red meat.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Nude_Bikergirl
eyup

5mileys
5mileys

@MPmaster
natsoc will die when his body is no longer able to handle meat

askme
askme

@Nude_Bikergirl
I remember that thread

massdebater
massdebater

@FastChef
idunno.. I'm weird.

hairygrape
hairygrape

https://soundcloud.com/alllliemoreno/blink-182-violence#t=2:49

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@5mileys
You mean your cock?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@5mileys

I don't think such an event will ever be likely to occur.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

https://soundcloud.com/mnogaaa/blink-182-dammit

FastChef
FastChef

@TalkBomber

This woman should be charged with murder. Stealing pills necessary to keep someone alive is murder, if not at least manslaughter.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Burnblaze
dingdingding
@SniperGod
this we pray. adorable little fuckball that he is.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@TalkBomber
@FastChef
3 squirrels, skinned and cleaned 6 thin slices ham
½ tsp salt 2 large onions, sliced
½ tsp paprika ¼ lb mushrooms, sliced
1 cup flour 4 potatoes, sliced
2 Tbs butter 1 tsp fresh ground black pepper
3/4 cup dry red wine

1. Cut squirrels into serving pieces. Add paprika and salt to flour and dredge squirrels pieces in flour mixture.

2. Heat oil and butter in a skillet and brown squirrel piece on all sides.

3. Butter a casserole and line bottom with two pieces of ham. Place a layer of squirrel on top of ham, then a layer of onion, mushrooms, and potatoes. Sprinkle with pepper and repeat until all ingredients are used up, ending with a layer of ham.

4. Add wine and cover.

5. Bake for 1 1/2 to 2 hours in a moderate oven (350°F) or until meat is tender.

Serve hot from casserole.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@FastChef
its fake.
look at the pronouns.
its /pol/ level false flagging

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@FastChef
It's fake. Of course she would've been in prison by now.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Nude_Bikergirl
why are you posting shit from other threads in here?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Nude_Bikergirl

2nd image
Bitch has the perfect opportunity to become a soccer mom, and doesn't take it up?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Boy_vs_Girl
Skitty, did you attend an art college/video game design school?

King_Martha
King_Martha

Read one vice article someone links to me, three clicks later, end up at this:

https://www.vice.com/read/dear-straight-guys-its-time-to-start-putting-things-in-your-butt

Goddamn clickbait.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@King_Martha
vice is sjw hogwash.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Playboyize
This.

How's it going Smokey?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Playboyize
@Skullbone
hey there

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Skullbone
well enough. i'm just watching tv and eating expired easter candy. how's it going with you?

@BlogWobbles
how's it going?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@BlogWobbles
How's it going Khan?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@ZeroReborn
@eGremlin
its going good just watching bob boogers and you

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@PurpleCharger
same here

viagrandad
viagrandad

@PurpleCharger
@ZeroReborn
haha, sounds like fun.
I'm good, just playing some game.
might get my brother a job if he's lucky.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Someday I'm gonna lose the war

Methshot
Methshot

@Deadlyinx
Nice pic, how's it going?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@cum2soon

Ayyyy~

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Sharpcharm
Dude ruby I just read that vice artical
Thanks for the laugh, how you been mango

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Methshot
it went

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@RavySnake
But did it cum~ ?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@VisualMaster
no, no-one went past unzipping their fly

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Emberburn

It's been pretty good. Spent part of today writing a parser, and another part of today just lazing out watching speed runs.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Fuzzy_Logic
What are you gonna use the parser for?
And what kinda speed runs?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@VisualMaster
ewwwwww

girlDog
girlDog

@VisualMaster
That pic you posted before you went to sleep. I know people like the ones on the left and am gonna have so much fun annoying them with that since I have garb almost exactly like the ones on the right.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Nojokur

It's for an assignment… and the speed run is of pokemon mystery dungeon.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Evil_kitten
Noice dude

I've been dying myself

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@iluvmen
what colour

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@lostmypassword
Blue

I'm trying to start a backyard blue man group

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Gigastrength
awesome!!!

Snarelure
Snarelure

@JunkTop
Well that sucks.

@Harmless_Venom
Squirrely!
How are you today?

@girlDog
I remember why I linked you that image now!
It was cause the girls on the right in traditional clothing were highly attractive, and their clothing also reminded me a bit of your festival :3
And lets be honest, they're very attractive :P haha.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Snarelure
Viking dress and sexy blonde girls,whats not to like?(wish I was blonde sometimes.). Also I am gonna have so much fun trolling some people I know with that pic. Thanks for posting it.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Firespawn
Any time :3
I found these as well on facebook, figured you might like them

whereismyname
whereismyname

Night fuckers

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Garbage Can Lid
@whereismyname
Guinness

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Snarelure

@whereismyname
later bp

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Boy_vs_Girl
I LOVE GUINNESS!

girlDog
girlDog

@Boy_vs_Girl
now thas just plum silly
@Supergrass
AKU!!!!!!! I has Old Tankard Ale!!!

farquit
farquit

@girlDog
Good shit!

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Soft_member
are you guinness right now?

@girlDog
i'm all for silly things!

w8t4u
w8t4u

@happy_sad
Drink me!

askme
askme

@Snarelure
I met a girl from the Daughters of Norway group once. She looked as good as any in your pic and she served me bacon she made from her own pig for breakfast. I wish she hadn't moved away.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@happy_sad
Yay!
@takes2long
sabed!

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@askme
I wonder if there's a daughters of Norway gorup here… and Iwonder if any of htem are single :P
haha.

@kizzmybutt
:3

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@PackManBrainlure
Cant find one from here. I hope there is because well shoot everyone needs a good viking maiden now and then.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@VisualMaster
I just looked, there are none in Australia D:

Lots in America though;
http://www.daughtersofnorway.org/lodges/list-of-lodges/

@StrangeWizard
*is booped*
haha :P

Illusionz
Illusionz

@New_Cliche
darn! I'll send some over to yah.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@New_Cliche
Oh by the way the one in last pic is still way better than the ones on left on your pic. WAY BETTER!

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Illusionz
I look forward to meeting the pure maidens that you send over :D

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Lunatick
She has own drinking horn and will share if she likes you.

girlDog
girlDog

@Nude_Bikergirl
I definitely agree, there are some things that are just and instant warning label, and those girls were coated in them.

@Harmless_Venom
That's awesome :3
What sort of ales are available at those festivals?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Nude_Bikergirl
That's just a parking lot of extacy.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@girlDog
Usually home made and usually mead.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Bidwell
This is the image in question Aku, if you're curious.

How're you going?

@iluvmen
What is mead made from?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Bidwell
playing in teh mud!

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Methnerd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNYpmddyX9A

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@BlogWobbles
Oh, well there you go.

I'm sure I've been told that before, but I forgot :P

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

h-hello

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@CodeBuns
I have a bottle in my cupboard now. Wish I could pour you a horn full.

King_Martha
King_Martha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyzFcPlQAYY&nohtml5=False

idontknow
idontknow

@Spazyfool

Welcome back. Been out all day?

likme
likme

@Spazyfool
Heya Reecey, how're you?

@Fried_Sushi
Maybe one day :3
I am planning a trip to America for a month long holiday, I'm sure we could meet up during that time and share a tall one, hopefully anyway.

Flameblow
Flameblow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVIWI1JybFQ&nohtml5=False

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@idontknow
@likme
I'm actually still in bed feeling sorry for myself tbh. got a busy week comin' up tho, how's yous?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Raving_Cute
Why feeling sorry? ? ?

Also, who is that cat that has replaced dancing spurdo?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Sir_Gallonhead
THAT, is cool.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Raving_Cute

feeling sorry for myself
Awww, why? You're a pretty chill dude!

how's yous?
Doing alright. Got some programming done today. May get a little more done later tonight. Otherwise fairly bored.

girlDog
girlDog

@Booteefool
just been feeling a little ill ,been up for like less than an hour too. probably just getting used to having my sleeping pattern mixed up again

viagrandad
viagrandad

@girlDog

Maybe you should fix your sleeping schedule?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Boy_vs_Girl
I used to try to find nice loops.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Sir_Gallonhead
It's gotta run out sometime

massdebater
massdebater

@haveahappyday
thanks I want coffee now

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@viagrandad
I will I will! visiting some family thursday-saturday so I need to get something fixed anyway

Methnerd
Methnerd

@lostmypassword
@hairygrape
I'm not above hitting women you know

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Good evening, bread

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@girlDog
Have some caffiene, it'll help with that cruddy over slept feeling.
coke, or cofee will do it.

@haveahappyday
I love them :3 they're great, mesmerising :3

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Poker_Star

Mm… good. Going on 24+ hour no-sleep binges like you've done before can't be good for you anyways.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@PackManBrainlure
bonjour (that means hello in french)

@Carnalpleasure
not even in the mood to move right now so caffein can wait

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@RavySnake
Je sais parler français. Ça va bien ?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@RavySnake
Fair enough.

@CouchChiller
I've got that one!
It's great!
the entire starwars trillogy in a gif…
people are amazing.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@AwesomeTucker
please don't say that about my mother

@Flameblow
the longest I've gone without sleep before is like 4 days, inomnia can really suck, mister

viagrandad
viagrandad

@MPmaster

insomnia
Heh, that really must suck. Considered seeing if you could get any medical help with it?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@MPmaster

SniperWish
SniperWish

@AwesomeTucker
also ou merci (I remembered the from school), just feeling a little yuck right now is all, how's you?

please reply in english

@viagrandad
I got a lot of help with it when I was younger, now I just deal with it, already on different medication so I'm not sure what would happen if I starting mixing

WebTool
WebTool

@SniperWish
oui merci

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@SniperWish
just trying to kill some time before I'm tired enough to go to bed.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@SniperWish

Eh, if you're on medication now, I wouldn't try fucking about with mixing shit up. The doctor is (usually) right.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@BinaryMan
oh so do you sleep through the day too?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Nojokur
What? It's half past midnight.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Dreamworx

Are you a fucking Québécois?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Dreamworx
o right, you said morning, bread so I just thought… gotcha

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Lunatick
I said evening.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Garbage Can Lid
o damn, just read the "ning" woops a doodle

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@askme
What should I watch?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@lostmypassword
haven't seen any of them… so uhh Dog Days? i liek dogs

Emberburn
Emberburn

Sleepy time for me. Good night and take care all.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Emberburn
night squrrley

FastChef
FastChef

@Emberburn
Goodnight Dear Squirrel, have a good one :3

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Emberburn
Goodnight, squirrel

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzhNXoo6rwE

I love this song so much…

Booteefool
Booteefool

@FastChef
I don't think I've ever not saved a Luna pic from you, I've got more Luna pics in my Luna folder than my Fluttershy folder now.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

fuck yall

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Booteefool
Haha, that's awesome :3 I've got over a thousand, but the exact number I'm unsure of, I can dump if you like?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Boy_vs_Girl
That's one threat of a good time I'm willing to take you up on~
kek, how's it going skittles?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Soft_member
fuck you, im listening to music and shit… god I love blink 182…

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@King_Martha
sure please dump, love Fluttershy and Luna is best princess but there's just something about Luna's colour that I really like too

takes2long
takes2long

https://youtu.be/FzhNXoo6rwE?t=1m11s

i guess i can't say anything..

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Sir_Gallonhead
#hbDg3dXEqヤ

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Hey Reece, wanna watch more cartoons?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

xaxaxa

@likme
@lostmypassword
@hairygrape
how

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@viagrandad
fuck you
Isn't that the point~

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@viagrandad
fuck you
Isn't that the point~
now with the correct raptor

Snarelure
Snarelure

@SomethingNew
Ok, well i'll post luna specifically over the next few days for you :3

@cum2soon

Emberburn
Emberburn

https://youtu.be/FzhNXoo6rwE?t=1m11s

Evilember
Evilember

ima keep linking that song.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Emberburn
@Evilember
https://youtu.be/sc5iTNVEOAg?t=13s

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Evilember
https://youtu.be/oKsxPW6i3pM?t=38s

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Gigastrength
maybe in a little bit rubes, still not feeling that great sorry sir. haven't even moved out of bed yet

hope we can hang out on discord later tho :3

@Snarelure
thanks raps, is Luna your fave pony?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@eGremlin

Alright, but I'm heading to bed in 3 hours. Got school in the morning.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@ZeroReborn

@eGremlin
Her or AJ.
She's the first one that I collected a folder of, and thanks to Silence and Canon and Lunanon I have much of her, but I dislike that AJ is so unpopular. it's not fair. so I like her too.
She's also pure and humble waifu material, so you know, she's definitely best pone :P

whereismyname
whereismyname

@SniperWish
neat

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@New_Cliche
That's cool

@whereismyname
I've been able to find more stuff like that since I learned you also like it :3

happy_sad
happy_sad

@JunkTop
i'll seriously try, i promise… but you know what I'm like by now don'tcha. even typing with OSK right now is seriously making me want to just go back to bed… keyboards in the other room. not even dat butt is getting me excited right now

@PurpleCharger
i like Applejack, she's nice and also weirdly kind of reminds me of my mother so not waifu material for me lol. I think that's why my mum likes her too, she can relate… or maybe it's the fact that Applejack is the only pony my mum remembers from the original 80's cartoon who knows

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@happy_sad
Haha, fair enough.
I dunno, I guess the sense of country values appeals to me, strong family ties, and honesty above pride and ego.
honesty and loyalty are my two closest held ideals.
and I guess I see them in aj.

@Bidwell

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os9R_8--mn8

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I masturbate too often.

Flameblow
Flameblow

https://youtu.be/os9R_8--mn8?t=2m34s

oh god

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Emberfire
Being smug wont help your situation user.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Sharpcharm
and i too inconsistently

WebTool
WebTool

@TalkBomber
I can do it around nine times in a row.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@lostmypassword
honesty's good, loyalty and kindness is how i try to go through life even though…Rainbow Dash is my least favorite pone

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@happy_sad

Reece, it's nice to chill in bed, but if you're going to do that, you need to have your things available to you so you don't have to get much, if at all. I keep my keyboard on a box about 2 feet away from my bed, so I can spend most of my lazy days not doing much effort. For now at least, do you think you could get up to grab your keyboard, at least for me?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@TurtleCat
Find realistic worthwhile solutions to your problems user. If you continue to try eventually you'll succeed. It's depressing even still.
@BlogWobbles
Most of the gals would be fine to date. Even marry.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@RavySnake

@CouchChiller
can't solve perplexing mental tensions

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@LuckyDusty
do you think you could get up to grab your keyboard, at least for me?

d'aww don't do thaaaaat, you know i would… it's just everything's hard to do right now. besides… good things come to those who wait just sayin

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@BlogWobbles
Why so?

@AwesomeTucker
@PurpleCharger
Hey RK, how're you?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@AwesomeTucker
Mental tensions can be solved via personal pursuits. You have to be a thinking man to truly succeed emotionally. Even though if you think too hard, you can cripple yourself.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@GoogleCat
Would socks actually be considered a special treat, or lingerie by ponies?
How would they react ho a human with socks?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os9R_8--mn

Booteefool
Booteefool

@GoogleCat
i've always personally found Rainbow Dash to be kind of bitchy and a little too self obsessed tbh, not a big fan of Rarity for that either. i like the ponies who i know i would really like in real life, fluttershy and twilight are the two out of the mane six that i would really like to know, in that order

Spamalot
Spamalot

@GoogleCat

@StrangeWizard
a humerous labyrinth is the mind

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Boy_vs_Girl
… …. …

happy_sad
happy_sad

i wana post the most sketchy pics I have

likme
likme

@Booteefool
It depends. If RD started liking you in that regard, well chances are she'll be really obvious. Which could be kinda cute. Most of the rest of the girls would have little sentiment for a human. Even a good looking one by our standards. Anyways your chances for any other girl outside of RD, and Flutters would be low. Even if you're into knowledge, or don't mind helping Rarity, AJ. Personally I'd go for AJ. Help her around the farm enough and say the right things often chances are you'd get a relationship. Though I'm like 6'5 and can carry alot of weight and take a beating.
@Spamalot
I helped myself out of depression, and I do it all the time. Mr. Depression isn't a faint mistress and it is difficult to get out. The only way you can truly get away is yourself, and time. Don't need drugs. Maybe some alcohol

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@CodeBuns

It's not that I have a problem with waiting, it's that I have a limited amount of time to spend with you. 2 hours left.

Techpill
Techpill

imagine how easy it is to just shoot yourself… I could do it right now…. and i really want to..

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Techpill
do it

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Poker_Star
Scrunch intensifies.
@Techpill
Oh stop it. You made it this far in life. Why quit now? This bullshit we call the mortal coil wont go away. YOU MADE IT THIS FAR. BE PROUD. FIND STRENGTH. BE BETTER THAN. I BELIEVE IN YOU, YOU CAN DO IT.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Methnerd
ikr

@viagrandad
don't be a bitchm i'd bet you'd have a blast if you were hanging with someone like me

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Poker_Star
when do you get back from class? i know i'll definitely be up and about for you when you got back anyway, just don't want you to be sad if I'm being me by the time your school starts and we don't get to chat before then. it's not even 8am and i'm still in bed…

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Skullbone
I'd be drunk, armless and borderline gay.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@PackManBrainlure
movie please

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Flameblow

I get out of class at 11 PM my time, and get back a little before 12. So that'll be 8 PM your time, I think.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@likme
RD is very cute, she's just not my type I guess.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@New_Cliche
You can do it. If I can, you can. If anyone can, you, and I can. People finish life. We can too. It sucks, but hold fast.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Stupidasole
I have no idea :3

@Booteefool
Fair enough :3

@Spamalot

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Need_TLC
this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE
i'm not fighting anything

farquit
farquit

@Supergrass
I dunno. A guy like me may attract her as I'd be openly attracted by her shenanigans. I'd probably go for AJ, or Twilight in the long run. I love learning, and I'm insane with that regard if pushed. AJ would be me hard working until I fainted. Many times.
@Nude_Bikergirl
Wew lad. I let my imagination go wild. So I tend to write myself in situations I wouldn't normally see. My recent was an entire city taken over byt sme sort of death corruption. Monstergirls, and humans applied. I was scary to both sides, b ut a negotiator. I was WAY too strong. Entire parts of the city taken over by flesh dragons or some such. Things came out of nowhere and attacked me, and I fought.
@Sir_Gallonhead
huh lad.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@whereismyname
o yup I'd totally be more than up by then, is it a night class or something or do you actually help with the school? That's pretty late for school

Bidwell
Bidwell

@viagrandad

Woops, meant 11 AM. Fuck, my bad.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Sir_Gallonhead
Lad. Don't quit life. At least. Quit for a time, then go back to it. If that gook fuck can, you can too.,

Techpill
Techpill

@farquit
so you don't have one waifu that you'd pick above all else?

@Bidwell
timezones are tricky, are you EST? If you are then you're about 5 hours behind I think

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Techpill

I am PST, 8 hours behind you. When I get home at around Noon my time, it'll be about 8 PM your time

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Techpill
Waifu's are difficult man.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@SniperGod
your post is also brought to you to by the number 8.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@eGremlin
wew lad.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@PurpleCharger

As is yours. 8 is actually pretty much my favorite integer

girlDog
girlDog

@eGremlin

TOTH!

How are you?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@girlDog
super bored and depressed
i don't really know why

Inmate
Inmate

@Bidwell
Sounds bormal to me.

likme
likme

@Inmate
@Bidwell
*Normal. Fuck.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Lord_Tryzalot
hmm, a 7.8 isn't terrible tho, right?

Methshot
Methshot

@Deadlyinx
IT MAKES IT SPECIAL WITH REAL CORN.,

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@hairygrape
Not at all.

@Bidwell
Sounds shitty. Maybe you need video games?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@TurtleCat
hello

StonedTime
StonedTime

@TreeEater
i'm kinda starting to like that fetish

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@RumChicken
Hi, Reece, what's up?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@ZeroReborn
twilight sparkle three thousand and one .jpg

@eGremlin
that's my face too

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7nhWIsiHWU

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@TreeEater
NO DASHIE. DO NOT DESTORY HOUSES

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@BunnyJinx
wat?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Sir_Gallonhead
YOU HEARD ME

happy_sad
happy_sad

Tast

5mileys
5mileys

@Sir_Gallonhead
yep

takes2long
takes2long

Yay they finally got rid of the spurde

askme
askme

Tast again

idontknow
idontknow

@5mileys
Furiously masturbate in all four corners of your room listening to this.

likme
likme

What up nerds?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@likme
The sky obviously. I'm new to this, and don't care for trips. How's it going yourself?

Playboyize
Playboyize

There is a bug in my program, but I need to sleep.

Nini, all!

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@idontknow
no i don't do requests sorry

@Crazy_Nice
DESTROY THE HOUSES DASHIEE

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Playboyize
nite

Techpill
Techpill

@hairygrape
Wew lad.
@Playboyize
Night mister.
@Gigastrength
STOP DESTROYING HOUSES AND MASTURBATE YA GIT

Methshot
Methshot

@kizzmybutt
Your PC is outside your house?
Above my head is a ceiling.
Also, I'm doing goodish. Slept well last night, kind of an exception as of lately.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Playboyize
Kill the bug.
Nini!

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Methshot
Well my PC is everywhere, and nowhere! OOOOH
I'm surviving. Wish I could find work. Been consoling my folks last few days. Mother mainly. She tried to kill herself recently. Been attempting to give her reasons to live. Also your waifu is very fun, she'd probably be who I'd date if I could

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Sharpcharm
Come get some.
@Skullbone
You off as well?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Sharpcharm
Hai Raptor!

@Snarelure
Booyah. Sounds rather intriguing. Keep up being there. That is some real tough times I believe. I can't express how good it is that you are there for people that need you.
Language barriers.
Waifu? She's in the bathroom and taking a shower.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Firespawn
How's it going Seven?

@Emberburn
some what?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Firespawn
Well all I can do is hope they live.
Waifu
I assumed Lunar landing with the black stripes in the back was it. I like her, and her sister. Though her sister because really, I'm a large guy and kind of crazy. Celestia would be me height and at least try to comprehend me.
@SniperGod
some of what?
My dick?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Playboyize
o damn it i missed you… gnight there rubes. will see you at 8

RavySnake
RavySnake

@SniperGod
Goodish. Got some sleep.
How 'bout you?
SOCKS

@TalkBomber
All you can do is being there for them and that's all they need I guess.
Waifu
Oh, you're serious about this. Ummm.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@TalkBomber
I'll pass, thanks.

@SniperWish
boop

@RavySnake
I'm good, hungry though, should probably have dinner.
I have work tomorrow as well, I know when I start, but I have NO idea when I finish.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@RavySnake
Wew lad. Having sex is what we humans do. Aside from killing each other. Do you think little horses could compare to a man who can screw for eight hours without rest?
I think not. Luna would be hard pressed to compete with a normal man.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@AwesomeTucker
not much here, legion. how's you?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@BlogWobbles
It's not rape if I'm willing. So Luna wouldn't have a hard time in court.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@RumChicken
@RumChicken

That image is terrible.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@DeathDog
I already said your waifu is fun. Unless there's a double meaning I am missing due to night. Oh well.

FastChef
FastChef

@eGremlin
That girl really needs to stop chewing on your pillows.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@BlogWobbles
I need to be in university at 4pm. So I'm pretty free until then. Good times to be a student. I guess.
Also. DO EAT. That's an order.

@LuckyDusty
I do not know how big the ponies are but I guess their stallions might be better "equipped" than we.
So it's a race of durability against size.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@JunkTop
I'll eat eventually, just not sure what yet.
work should be good tomorrow, I do enjoy my job :3

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@JunkTop
In the long run going hours would outlast someone of size. I'm not small, I doubt most men are. Oh well.
@StrangeWizard
What's your vocation? I need to find one myself.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Ignoramus
I'm working for a charity, probably until I finish my degree

Nojokur
Nojokur

@whereismyname
Well good for you. I sleep all day and hate myself. It's a fun life.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@BlogWobbles
boop boop bedoop!

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@StrangeWizard
You enjoy your job? What is wrong with you?

@Ignoramus
I do not know about the exact biological circumstances of ponies but there *is* a limited amount of secretions a vagina can produce. Going for hours *might* become unpleasant, given no artificial lubricants are used.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Supergrass

@Dreamworx
It's good :P
I walk in, and it feels like 20 minutes go by, then my jobs finished, even if I was there for a 12 hour shift :3

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@FastChef
but i like it

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Dreamworx
Well I think ponies can produce far more than normal excretions mind. Apparently olive oil is good for anything.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Garbage Can Lid
I drool on mine alot. I figured THAT was normal. Guess it's just me and my insane dreams. Fun as they are.
@Lord_Tryzalot
This will never happen. It's also just a color copy pasted character.

King_Martha
King_Martha

8chnpls
@Supergrass

@Dreamworx
It's good :P
I walk in, and it feels like 20 minutes go by, then my jobs finished, even if I was there for a 12 hour shift :3

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Emberburn
nop

@Fried_Sushi

farquit
farquit

@girlDog
Wew lad. I'm too drunk for this.
@Evil_kitten
I masturbate too often.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Harmless_Venom
Or butter. iykwi
I can't really tell. But usually horse/pony sex is quite quick. I thik this implies the opposite. Less secretions are needed.

@King_Martha
Lucky you. It's the exact opposite for my jobs.

@girlDog
Rainblow!

massdebater
massdebater

@viagrandad
7wubs!

Inmate
Inmate

@farquit
now you're going in circles

likme
likme

@farquit
I masturbate too often.
Good. Masturbation is good against protate cancer and has a positive effect on the size.
Do masturbate. But use less porn for it. Porn numbs you out.

@takes2long

@massdebater
Whaaat uuuuuup?! /)

hairygrape
hairygrape

@viagrandad
Human X pony. A human of my height an ability could go for hours. So..

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Inmate
I'm too typical.
@likme
I've been numb forever.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@hairygrape
…. it's too bad they don't really exist.
A real shame.

Techpill
Techpill

@Poker_Star
Kind of same problem here, too. Fucking porn. Worse than drugs.

Methshot
Methshot

@Gigastrength
That chick is too chubby. Not a healthy weight I could endure. Meh.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Techpill
At least you ain't gay.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Methshot
I like the chubby. And I like the skinny. My range of fuckable is rather broad. Just the face and feet are rather important. If they ugly, no can do.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Techpill
She looks like my friends sister

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Snarelure
Hooray?

@Emberfire
Can you make us acquaintances? :3

WebTool
WebTool

@Emberburn
I think most normal people are kind of attractive. As I am one. Guess I don't set my standard high. I'm just not a fat person. So why would I date the thing I am not?
@Flameblow
Something to be celebrated. At some point you'll propagate out species. Unlike me.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Flameblow
Only if we can double team it.

eGremlin
eGremlin

hai

JunkTop
JunkTop

@eGremlin
G'day Canon, how're you going?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Lunatick
it's never going to stop!

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@VisualMaster
I doubt that's a good idea. Threesomes never work out.
@eGremlin
Yo Celestia Lover.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@eGremlin
Canon pls. 2 coot.

@VisualMaster
No problem.

@WebTool
It's freely up to you. Everybody likes different things. Some people mutilate trains, others fuck couches…
Propagate? I'm not planning.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Illusionz
I sleep all day and masturbate to random shit. Someday you may have kids. Even if it isn't planned. I'm far too bitter to have any.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@CodeBuns
Except I'm pretty sure I'm out of boop pictures :P

@GoogleCat
why wouldn't they?

@Illusionz
Sweet as

Lunatick
Lunatick

@likme
i'm well

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Nude_Bikergirl
Been in one. They're weird. Either both are active, or one in. Odd situation.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Raving_Cute
How old are you then? Reminds me of meself at some point in my life.

@Nude_Bikergirl
sugar plum.

@Lunatick
Great! What mischief is planned for today?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Spamalot
I'm 22.

girlDog
girlDog

@Lunatick
i just felt the worst feeling

farquit
farquit

@DeathDog
boarderlinegay

my sides!

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Spamalot
nice apple

happy_sad
happy_sad

@farquit
I'm drink. With both arms, and all I have it my own self hatred. Wew.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@JunkTop
Hiya Rap!

I'm doin good, woke up some time ago, ate breakfast, gonna get some coffee then head to uni, got an exam in 2 days so that's why I'm been pretty much on quick lurk/post mode

how bout you?

@GoogleCat
Fine greetings to ya!
how's it going?

@Illusionz
Yay 7wubs!!!
only best coot for u :3

how's u?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Soft_member
Oh yea. That fucking age. You'll be fine, trust me. Just do what you want, masturbate all day, eat pizza all day, have fun and shit.
The serious shit is far away and you don't really have to think about that shit yet.
I wish I was 22 again.

@girlDog
True love?

@farquit
What's borderline gay? Being a catholic priest and gay at the same…. oh.

@viagrandad
*Apples

askme
askme

@Spamalot
not much, gonna install cyanogenmod 13 on a moto g 3.

@girlDog
what's wrong?

likme
likme

@SomethingNew
good! Slept well for a change.
What up in the country with the cedar bearing flag?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@SomethingNew
I'm good, just kinda feeling blerg haha, just bored, and stuffy I guess.

@cum2soon

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@SomethingNew
how's it
It's okay.
@cum2soon
I would rather have a job. I'm too poor to sit around doing nothing. Just not doable man. I need some cash now, not later. Sleeping all day is getting boring anyways.

Techpill
Techpill

@Nude_Bikergirl
i've got a few cockatiel videos tho!

TreeEater
TreeEater

@askme
That's a good idea. My CM is making my old Galaxy3 rather slow by now.
Too bad they went off the "lightweight" way.

@hairygrape

@Poker_Star
What keeps you from doing so? I'm studying and have 3 jobs. I wish I could sleep a day through.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Techpill
meant to post it

Skullbone
Skullbone

@TreeEater
I have my reasons. I can't find anything work-wise either way. I can't drive myself either. Something I need to fix.

Evilember
Evilember

@likme
that's good to hear
oh not much, was pretty hot these past few days but the wind breeze is fine today and it's 22.5C so really comfortable day

were a few shootings at the Palestinian camp a few days ago but those stopped

oh also I'm nearing the end of the semester, got my last exam on April 27 so I'm looking forward to that

@Poker_Star
great!

Firespawn
Firespawn

@askme
i thought a thought and my gut dropped

WebTool
WebTool

@TreeEater

@Sharpcharm
They're easily the best parrot.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Evilember
Good to know man.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Skullbone
I learned that just doing shit and not caring for the outcome can help.

@Evilember
Don't get yourself killed, you hear me? I'm on my 2nd semester for the master course atm. Much to do. Tires me out.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@hairygrape
yea I get that sometimes, I'll pass sooner or later

I'd be bored as well but these tons of memorization keeps me busy

FastChef
FastChef

@ZeroReborn
I don't envy you that Canon :P
I got a soft release date for the 1080 btw, apparently they're in testing, and they reckon june july for america, so like, october november for Australia.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@LuckyDusty
I dunno. I'll figure something out. I have to. If not, well it's going to be a hell of a time.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@WebTool
that's my favorite you just posted! I've still been thinking about buying one, probably quite easy to keep I'm guessing

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@JunkTop
One always figures something out. You'll do as well, I'm sure of that.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@PurpleCharger
you want a hand reared one, you want a decent sized cage, they will become attached to a piece of colourful cloth, so make sure you give them one :P
they'll be attached to one member of the family more than others, cause that's how pack hierarchy works for them.
they're highly individualistic, no two are the same.
don't feed them trill, Trill cover their feed in butter, birds love it but it isn't good for them.
make sure you give them fruit, but never let them have lettuce or anything along those lines.

Also, as I found out the hard way, they pretend not to be sick.
so take them to a vet regularly, once every couple months or something.

I mean, I listed everything off the top of my head there, but they are pretty simple to look after, as long as you pay attention to them and play with them they're happy.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

uni time, laters!

@LuckyDusty
Don't worry, I'm atleast 3KMs away from it
and this is my 1st, 3 courses but full of memorization

@FastChef
hehe trust me, it's not so fun memorizing so much stuff

and that sounds cool, hope it's right, we need new powah!

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Fried_Sushi
Memorization sucks.

Have a nice day!

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Stupidasole
nice advice, thanks! how many have you kept? are they noisy? can they keep you up at night with constant chirping?

i've got a few cockatoo videos too!

iluvmen
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TreeEater

ded

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Skullbone
trips

SniperGod
SniperGod

night /b/read

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

wake up Raptor plz

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Fried_Sushi
Can you imagine how smooth the circles will be canon?!
they'll almost be real!

@Evil_kitten
They're not noisy, they need to go to bed when the sun goes down, you cover them up with a blanket or something when you put them to bed (over the cage, of course)
I've only had one cockatiel before.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@TurtleCat
I'm awake :3

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@SniperGod
night azzy

eGremlin
eGremlin

@SniperGod
niiight Azu

JunkTop
JunkTop

Bye everyone.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@eGremlin
http://www.cockatiel.com/

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@JunkTop
see you later

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@JunkTop
laterz, nice 7, seven

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@JunkTop
@SniperGod
Have a good one you two

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

44

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Stupidasole
checked. does the number 53 mean anything to you?

look up

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Dreamworx
nope

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Heading to bed, goodnight /b/read

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Boy_vs_Girl
goodniiiii…..o you're probably already asleep now just noticed the time

eGremlin
eGremlin

@BlogWobbles
helloooo

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@eGremlin

HAI!

viagrandad
viagrandad

Yo where da foals at

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

yo where's the coffee at

Methnerd
Methnerd

Yo where da Reece at?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Methnerd
maybe here?ye 4 hours early!

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@eGremlin
i'm a pony
are you a pony?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@LuckyDusty

I'm on a bus!

TechHater
TechHater

… And I forgot my trip last post.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@VisualMaster
i have a phone but I'm not a phony

@ZeroReborn
cool, how long will it take you to get home?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Fuzzy_Logic

A few hours. I'm on my way to school, Reece.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Illusionz
huh… so do you usually chat from a school computer then? I thought you meant you'd be home by 8pm my time

viagrandad
viagrandad

@MPmaster

No, I usually chat from my laptop at home. I'm on my phone right now, walking to class.

Techpill
Techpill

@viagrandad
o right well good luck with whatever you're doing! let me know soon as you get back!

King_Martha
King_Martha

Cue funeral music

Flameblow
Flameblow

bored at home
lets see what breads up to
for some retarded fucking reason
totally forget what Leeky Forums bread is
come to bread
it's still only Ruby and Reece cybering each other again

Yep… fuck this retarded shithole

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Flameblow
yep

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Flameblow
w-we weren't cybering doe, just talking

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@New_Cliche
implying I'mma wast time reading what yall say

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Crazy_Nice
*cybers you*

askme
askme

FUCK

EVERYBODY

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@viagrandad
*slap*

TreeEater
TreeEater

@lostmypassword
mmm
harder

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Stark_Naked
why does anyone have this picture?

@TreeEater
no

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@viagrandad
that is a nice bum tho

takes2long
takes2long

@Raving_Cute
howdy

@Nude_Bikergirl
thanks!

Evilember
Evilember

@takes2long
No u

Sup?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Evilember
not a lot. got my new PS3 though so theres that

RumChicken
RumChicken

@RavySnake
got my new PS3
So, you already had one and you got another?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@RumChicken
maw this is my first. newest conmsole I own. it sure is loud!

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@CouchChiller
Is it an older model? They tend to be very loud

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@CouchChiller
Once upon a time i had an X-Box (the first one).
It was as quiet as a mouse.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Fuzzy_Logic
yeah the old fat piano version. but its fine, long as its not overheating.

@Stupidasole
shit yes! the original xbox rules, I still play mine and yeah its pretty chill.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Fried_Sushi
I had two fat models that overheated because a sensor diode in the processor failed.
There's not much a reason to go for a fat model unless you intend to play PS2 games or run GNU/Linux (provided you haven't updated the firmware).

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Garbage Can Lid
huh well thats not good. they start sounding like a jet engine, right?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Fried_Sushi
It was ok.
I will stick to PC forever.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Heading home. How is every pony?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@MPmaster
Not really. They just stay at the normal fan speed and turn themselves off as soon as the CPU overheats and burns. You can smell a burning sensation from the device.
If you have a disc stuck in there, well you're screwed, because I've never been able to recover discs on both occasions. When you try to power it on, it just spins the fans, beeps 3 times and gives a red flashing light.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@haveahappyday
I'm well. Just sipping some tea and analyzing chess positions.
How's the journey?

Inmate
Inmate

✋卐✋卐✋卐✋卐✋卐 Heil me the FUCK up✋ nazi shit nazi✋✋ shit right✋✋there✋✋✋ right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 💯i say so 💯 thats what im saluting about right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 ✋✋ ✋НEEƐEEEEEƐEEEΕЄЄЄᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉil✋ ✋✋ ✋ 💯 ✋ 卐 卐 卐 ✋✋Nazi shit

likme
likme

@haveahappyday
Am good. How's you?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@iluvmen
sipping some tea
Do you also suck cocks?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@iluvmen
The journey goes well. Just passing the time looking up single board computers and listening to Owl City.

@likme
Fairly alright.

Techpill
Techpill

@Inmate
wrong pic version

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@hairygrape
Obviously

@Playboyize
Good to hear.
There could be better models, although they're making progress.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Techpill
I'm playing Russian roulette by myself
so far so good, maybe I'll give it another shot in a few minutes

Evilember
Evilember

@Burnblaze
no, you aren't
even you aren't that stupid

Flameblow
Flameblow

@PackManBrainlure
lol

SniperWish
SniperWish

test

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Flameblow
Nothing funny about sucking dicks bruv.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Evil_kitten
I got it for playing blu rays and also Red Dead and Kingdom Hearts!

@cum2soon
Oh ok yeah mine has been just blowing at top speed. I think I might just spray some compressed air around and see if that helps. Also, squeee a diaper raccoon!

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Evilember
When are you coming to Texas? We need to hang out so I can drive you around in a corvette while we listening to blink 182, do cocaine and shoot out the windows with a .223

DeathDog
DeathDog

@TurtleCat
There are instructions out there for performing a fan test, that may help too.
I'd be careful with compressed air, especially if it might mess up the components.
Can't help it~

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

a fan test
why the fuck do you need to test a fucking fan LMFAO its a fan, it fuckin spins and throws air and shit XDDD i mean if it don't spin and shoot air than the fuckin fan don't work smfh

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@BinaryMan
That's the point, the PS3 original's fans were so oblivious you needed earmuffs in order to avoid wetting yourself over the noise.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@DeathDog
hmmm I'll look at doin a fan test then, thanks… and yeah this must be the original fan then, fuck its loud.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@GoogleCat
I'll wet you….

Supergrass
Supergrass

@LuckyDusty
i don't do cocaine tho

@BinaryMan
tbh fan

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Stupidasole
No one's allowed to pee in my diaper besides me, shoo

Lunatick
Lunatick

@GoogleCat
o hey, is the online multiplayer for the ps3 still free and actually used by people? got one a while ago and have barely touched it

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@SniperWish
that song ANGERS ME

@Fried_Sushi
no no no no… I mean I will WET you, bitch.

@Supergrass
i don't do cocaine tho
lmao what are you ssome kind of pussy homo faggot? lmfao what kind of polish polinianaian are you?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Lunatick
Yes, I believe. PS Plus is mainly for discounts and extra features, like cloud saving. I think it's only for PS4 that you have to be a subscriber, although your subscription will carry over to all your devices.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Stupidasole
*squee* me too me too!

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Boy_vs_Girl
nuh-uh1!

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Boy_vs_Girl
you need to calm the fuck down

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Soft_member
I AM SUPER CALM
I AM UNBELIEVABLY CALM RIGHT NOW
I AM UNIMAGINABLY AND ASTRONOMICALLY CALMED THE FUCK DOWN
IM SO CALM THAT THE DICTIONARY IS TAKING PICTURES OF ME TO USE ME AS THE DEFINITION OF FUCKING CALM

Bidwell
Bidwell

@MPmaster
nice! maybe we could game at some point

massdebater
massdebater

Home now. Time to get lunch.

idontknow
idontknow

@massdebater
oh yay, what you having?

likme
likme

@massdebater
http://tumblr.com would really love to heard about all your blogging sir

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Bidwell
I'm not playing online games myself lately, sorry to disappoint.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@kizzmybutt
it's cool no problem

Methnerd
Methnerd

@haveahappyday
k

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@idontknow

Burrito with the last of the ground beef.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Methnerd
so I'm guessing you don't have much to say or talk about huh… well allright, maybe next time. now I see reece and ruby are in the thread again and bread will be nothing but their disgusting cyber chat room so i guess now's a great time to go away

Evilember
Evilember

@massdebater
yay wuby's back!

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Sharpcharm
hurray for wuby!

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Skullbone

Relax. The lewd chat will be done in Discord private chat. Reese finally got off his ass and installed the client.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@VisualMaster
who's Reese doe?

whereismyname
whereismyname

@BunnyJinx

I misspelled your name. Sorry.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@BunnyJinx
whatever happened to your board?

Lunatick
Lunatick

Alright, Reece, get on Discord.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Lunatick
wooo lewd party on discord!

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@whereismyname
o

@Need_TLC
it's pretty dead now tbh, i love making boards for stuff that I like tho. will hotwheels or whoever's in charge now listen if I request them never to put my inactive boards up for claiming? i haven't been able to login every week

do you have any boards?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@SomethingNew
will hotwheels or whoever's in charge now listen if I request them never to put my inactive boards up for claiming?
I really doubt it… Leeky Forums is super dead now anyway so these obscure boards will never really see any real activity
do you have any boards?
someone made
/scriptkitty/index.html
otherwise, no, I do not have any boards. I never bother doing that

SniperGod
SniperGod

@SomethingNew
i have two

eGremlin
eGremlin

@SomethingNew
my curiosity just peaked. What boards do you have other than /brony/index.html

@SniperGod
aaaaand what board do you have aside from that really obvious one

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@eGremlin
/rd/

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

tfw reece is 2 busy cybering ruby to talk to you now
fucking ruby stealing all my friends!

@PurpleCharger
the fuck is wrong with RDs nose lol

farquit
farquit

@eGremlin
I've made like three including /brony/index.html, recently made a /mlplushy/index.html board (My little Pony plushy board) but haven't done anything to it yet. and I don't remember what the third one was but I made it like the first day I came to Leeky Forums. I want to make more but only if someone would be interested enough to maybe bump it with a post or two a day so it doesn't go up for claiming. I'm not always around enough

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@farquit

/mlplushy/
You know you could just make a general on /pone/ for that, right?

RavySnake
RavySnake

Congratulations, Leeky Forums. You made me open my dev tool.

StonedTime
StonedTime

G'day guys, how's it going?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@farquit
Oh, yeah. I knew about brony.. I still remember when you were posting anonymously all over Leeky Forums shilling that board… I was surprised at the dedication. Before you actually joined us here I remember you were trying pretty hard to get us to go to that board. I wondered how long it would take you to give that hopeless and fruitless endeavour and am surprised it took you so long and started actually posting here instead of trolling.

FastChef
FastChef

@haveahappyday
I know, just thought it would be cool to kind of have a board dedicated to the different parts of plushies tho, could have webm threads for them, infograph threads for telling others how to make them, lewd plush threads maybe show off collections etc. plush threads aren't as popular on /pone/ as they are on 4chan's /mlp/ either.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@StonedTime
Tired.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@FastChef
lewd plush threads maybe
that exists….? fucking retarded disgusting degeneracy

I am 200% serious

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@eGremlin
Yeah, the board shilling was a bit of a joke but I seriously wanted people to join the board though.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Firespawn
does htta pony have cataracts or what

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Fuzzy_Logic
it exists, sure. I've seen plushies with the horse vag and ponut posted on /mlp/ aswell as mayo cleaning instructions

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@New_Cliche
Just a friendly reminder that I know more than you would like to admit and are probably comfortable with.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Need_TLC
seriously? is there a thread about it right now?

what kind of person owns a plushie like that… like I'd want to see their face

Spamalot
Spamalot

thats fucking gross tbh m9

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Lord_Tryzalot
is there a thread about it right now?

Not right now, no but there are plush threads there all the time so at some point someone will post them again

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Soft_member
Do you have a plushie?

massdebater
massdebater

@SomethingNew
Yup… handmade one of a kind too.

No vag tho. And it's not for sexual so…

pic related

likme
likme

@JunkTop
Why so ?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@TalkBomber
heyy rap

eGremlin
eGremlin

@massdebater
fucking kek

it looks kind of retarded tho
if I could own one without fearing losing friends or being perceived as mentally handicapped for being a grown ass fucking MAN I would purchase one for myself as well, but not a tiny fucking faggot one

i would be willing to shell almost as much money as it would be required for someone to make me a very high quality and life size fucking flutterbat plushie, LIFE FUCKING SIZE

not that small shit

my plushie would have to be my fucking size or no game

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@BlogWobbles
Hey reece, how's it gonig?

whereismyname
whereismyname

or like this one

Supergrass
Supergrass

or like this one

@massdebater
I knew something was wrong

what happened to the ears?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Friendly reminder that today's national pet day :DD

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Leeky Forums is genuinely trash today

viagrandad
viagrandad

@eGremlin
I was thinking about life size but my bed is pretty small even for me and I like to cuddle them so… plus I'd rather have a collection of smaller best pones than have life size plush pones. Main reason being is you would have to have a mass amount of space dedicated specifically for the life sized plushies if you wanted to huddle them all in together to look like a collections and I like looking at collections. So… yeah

@Supergrass
her ears are fine, was just a weird photo I guess

@PurpleCharger
oo just dealing with Skitters is all how's you?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@viagrandad
That's an odd thing to say.

Ho tiny is your room? how can your room be that small..

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@w8t4u
living room and bedroom are big enough, but I was thinking about turning my home office into a half mlp room and it's not really big enough to have more than one life size plush without hassle, and again my bed's not all that big

Methnerd
Methnerd

@kizzmybutt
my home office
That's quite a statement. Why do you have a home office? That sounds awesome, what are you? Some kind of executive? My uncle has a home office and this awesome desk with flourishes/wood engravings and it looks really goddamn fucking sick. Do you have a special executive desk?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@viagrandad
So having fun then :3
That's good

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@SniperGod
this looks 2 real

@Sharpcharm
REEEEEEEEEEEE

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Methnerd
I just got the office room painted but I do a lot of heavy projects on my computer so I'm about to get a new one for that. They're most personal projects tho. I'm getting everything new for the new computer so new desk, new chair, anything fancy I'll get it. It'll be like a man cave and a place to hide my power level from visitors too I guess

eGremlin
eGremlin

@TalkBomber
2reel
Inorite?

reee
:3

FastChef
FastChef

@SniperWish
You keep saying things that makes me think you're much more interesting than I thought you were 10 minutes ago. Any hints? What kind of project? I mean you don't have to go into super detailed details but you is it like video editing, music? What could the rare and elusive best horse posting user tell me why he has a home office~

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@FastChef
video editing, and 3d sculpting and overall vidya development, used to do music actually. still learning 3D tho will probably post some stuff one of these days. This laptop is only good for making 1 minute meme videos tho. I'm just a hobbyist for the most part tho.Just have a lot of passions and hobbies that I like to keep. What sort of computer related hobbies do you have skittles?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Need_TLC
Videogame development? Are you a programmer? This all sounds pretty neat, I figured you were just a useless nerd that did nothing other than shitpost on the internet from moms basement/attic but I guess you can't just run around judging everyone.

I really do not have many hobbies, this is my hobby, shitposting here and there. On the PC well I did learn web development and also some simple scripting and stuff but I don't consider that a hobby since I don't really do much with it anymore.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Boy_vs_Girl
are you a programmer

No, I work only in visual design. Never bothered to learn anything fancier than HTML.

Weeeelll I've been living in my own place for just under 6 months but before then you could say I was living in my mum's basement. But things are better now I guess.

And web development's good might be an idea for you to keep at it.

Methnerd
Methnerd

I gotta go now guys, have a good one.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Bidwell
There's not much for me behind learning more programming stuff, I know enough to do most of what I want to do but meh…

also I wasn't aware it was possible to work with video game stuff and not know any programming, that's weird…

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Methnerd
night Raptor.

@TreeEater
Well, there's Unity, Unreal engine, and a lot of different 2d game engines that let you see exactly what you're doing and don't need and programming knowledge. Obviously for more advanced AI and more freedom to make things exactly the way you want you'd need programming skills. But a lot of indie games today didn't need that much programming on the developer's end. Just creativity.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@SniperWish
Damn, I was not aware of this. How hard would it be to make a small 2d video game? Man I want to try and make a video game now and sell it to nerds on steam, I have a bunch of ideas for cool stuff.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@VisualMaster
depends, you'd still need to learn your way around the engine, and would have to put time into but if you just want to move a little guy along a screen and play some mad midi music in the background then not that hard. If you don't want to learn programming then a lot of the engines have logic building blocks where you just add trigger events and little "if player does this, thing does that" sort of stuff. Can't really recommend an engine for 2d though, I stopped playing around with those years ago.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

5:05 PM - faggot: *holds onto your hips
5:06 PM - faggot: I'm sorry I'm so…clingy though, really…
5:06 PM - faggot: I can't help it.. >//<

god fucking damn it…

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Stupidasole
C++ happens to be something I have vague familiarity along with JS, HTML, PHP and some other languages I guess, if I need to build a program that does something specific, I'm confident I could do it.

You do seem to know enough though, at least to get started. Did you ever actually make anything? I'd be curious to build a small terraria like video game with an alternative theme.

5mileys
5mileys

@Need_TLC
Was it kitty?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@happy_sad
Did you ever actually make anything?

For 2D? Just really really stupid stuff, never really focused on making anything serious, a lot of toilet humor related (I was like 6 years younger) mystery point and click games. They're on an old Win2000 computer harddrive, will try to find them at some point for you. But no, I've found my niche with 3D…

Something you might like though Skitty are those Visual Novel makers. Like Renpy. For the most part all you need is text a story and images and most of everything else is done for you

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@5mileys
a fucking faggot obviously

@Methnerd
That sounds pretty awesome, so you're a 3D modeler is what you're saying? How many 3D Fluttershy models have you modeled already? And the visual novel thing in't really what I'm suddenly interested in.

Reece, maybe we should try and make a videogame, register a small company and stuff and then to to green light out game on steam. I have too many ideas for videogames, too many is a lot, like a realllly big number so you know there's probably 1 good idea in there.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Fried_Sushi
I am still learning but I think I'm decent enough, it'd be pretty great to get feedback.

I haven't actually made a full Fluttershy yet, I have made a textureless pony model without a proper mane though. I've been more focused on getting people right.

maybe we should try and make a videogame

Sounds like it might be a fun idea… but y'know I'm still a hobbyist. Still want to play a Skitty interactive fiction tho

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

well, it's midnight so time for a lil sleep. Play around with some different game tools and see what you feel most comfortable with Skitty.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I am kind of surprised that Skitty has not attempted to make games already with JavaScript and HTML5 Canvas.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@TalkBomber
because its boring as fuck m8

TechHater
TechHater

@TalkBomber
because its boring as fuck m8

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Carnalpleasure
@TechHater
Hotwheels pls

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@PurpleCharger
lel

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Carnalpleasure
@TechHater

42 minutes apart
It's a sign.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Honk

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

/b/read is dead.
We must talk to resurrect it

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Ignoramus
Yeah, that's weird… I had given up trying to post that… earlier it took like 10 minutes just to post a picture.. like wtf

5mileys
5mileys

@Spamalot
Molests u?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Harmless_Venom
try clapping

idontknow
idontknow

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes
2. Die

likme
likme

Helping Boss with SharePoint stuff
Wants to move a bunch of stuff to a new folder
As it turns out, this is not exactly easy or intuitive
Google for a solution
Boss is impatient, calls campus help desk
15 minutes later, they give up
I fix the problem instantly after he gets off the phone because I used Google.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@5mileys
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Techpill
Techpill

@kizzmybutt
shhhh…. no tears now. only raricow.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Techpill

Moar.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Techpill
Is raracow your new shitposting method?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@likme
The worst part is that the fact you fixed the issue after all that stuff isn't going to make him learn that you know how to go about it, what you did probably embarrassed him and inside he thinks you're a cheeky cunt.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Sharpcharm
yay!
@Snarelure
naw I've had these in my fun things folder for a long time.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Flameblow
What else is in your fun things folder?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@TalkBomber
tentacles, diaper pony too gross to go in my diaper pony folder, ummm bloody vomit, enema pron, whatever this one is, spanking, rape, ummm golden showers, you know, fun!

RavySnake
RavySnake

@SniperWish
that 3rd pic implies there are enough people here to actually match up the number of people required for a picture like that

WebTool
WebTool

@RavySnake
yeah, theres not many newfags anymore to show that one too. its sad really.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

still awake…SOS

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Illusionz
@Illusionz
@Illusionz
@Illusionz

NEW THREAD

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@WebTool
There's more or less 7,125,000,000 people on earth and only 3 of them are here.

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