New way to masturbate

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

basically i took a rubber fish tackle worm and push it into my dick. when you cum, it gets forced out and it stimulates the inside of your dick, so its like you feel the orgasm in your entire penis instead of just at the head like with standard masturbation.
pic related is what i use. there is a small version and a large version, i use the small one with the end cut off, because the end is too large. on the right is what the packaging looks like. i got it at walmart so you could probably find it at any walmart if you feel like being a degenerate.

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http://hesomagazine.com/pdf/Guts_Chuck_Palahniuk.pdf
http://www.zity.biz/index.php?mx=forum;ox=display;topic=67591
Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I'm no doctor but I bet this will cause some major problems later on if you keep doing this. I bet it would cause retrograde ejaculations as well, which is painful as fuck.

MPmaster
MPmaster

enjoy scratching the inside of your urethra and causing permanent damage

Soft_member
Soft_member

@MPmaster
its smooth silicone. how the fuck would it scratch anything?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Spazyfool
inb4 it gets stuck in your dick

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Soft_member
maybe not a scratch but you'll definitely tear it

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Spazyfool
@Nude_Bikergirl
Yeah. I wouldn't do this.

@Soft_member
It will irritate and inflame the sensitive urethral tissues, causing damage.

Supergrass
Supergrass

I hear arab people do this with pieces of metal. I'm interested in the idea.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Rub you dogs toes instead

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Methnerd
the only way it will tear something is if the object is too large, and causing circumferential stretching in the urethra. if the object is smaller than the natural diameter of the urethra, there is no way it will tear anything. the only other way is if it went in dry, which would be incredibly painful (which i want to avoid). the circumstances that would cause tearing will never happen.

@PackManBrainlure
It will irritate and inflame the sensitive urethral tissues, causing damage.

i've been doing this for about a week. you can ALWAYS feel irritation in sensitive tissue. since i started using the smaller one with the large end cut off, i have felt no irritation. i think i'll be fine.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Nude_Bikergirl
i think i'll be fine.
i think

I hope in a year from now you are forced to remove your dick, you fucking dumbass.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Supergrass
go to a department store, you can find everything you need for less than $10

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Spazyfool
Post a video of you jizzing the worm into a hooker's mouth.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I realize this thread is a couple hours old and OP is probably gone, but even if it's somebody else, someone needs to film themselves doing this.

I don't want to watch it but I'm compelled to.

SniperWish
SniperWish

rubber worm
not using real worms

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

rubber worm
not using real worms

fucking kikewheels

Emberburn
Emberburn

Those smell horrible. Your dick must smell horrible.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Sometimes I shove hair pins in my bladder (female). It feels pretty great. I haven't orgasmed from it yet though.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@RavySnake
Well lettuce see them boobs and a vidya of your hair pin skills.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Nude_Bikergirl
i've been doing this for about a week. you can ALWAYS feel irritation in sensitive tissue. since i started using the smaller one with the large end cut off, i have felt no irritation. i think i'll be fine.

Fuck your degeneracy

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Spazyfool
wat

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Emberburn
they don't smell like anything. they don't have any scents or bait flavoring on them for fish, its just a piece of latex shaped like a worm.

Skullbone
Skullbone

A lot of people have probably seen this before but it's worth the read
http://hesomagazine.com/pdf/Guts_Chuck_Palahniuk.pdf

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Nude_Bikergirl
the only way it will tear something is if the object is too large
Sure thing, doctor. Causing an unnecessary build up of pressure in an incredibly sensitive tube that's designed to have things pass through it -not build up inside it- isn't going to have any detrimental effects whatsoever.

You're putting a lot of strain on an area which is intended to experience none (why do you think your kegel muscles are below the base of the cock?) and it will inevitably cause long term damage, but what the fuck do I care.

WebTool
WebTool

@Spazyfool
WHERE CAN I GET IT? LINK PLS!

@PackManBrainlure
If it is a real sex toy that means it is safe

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@SniperWish
video of someone using worms pls?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

http://www.zity.biz/index.php?mx=forum;ox=display;topic=67591

cripple reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Supergrass
Supergrass

Nice try OP.

I put a fake worm in my penis and then it installed malware on my computer which distributed my credit card data to anonymous

girlDog
girlDog

DON'T DO IT
IT SENDS YOU TO A CP SITE

happy_sad
happy_sad

It posts your IP address on /tech/

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Playboyize
i'm not OP but i've been squeezing the top of my dick before i take a piss for like 10 years now, i let it build up a mighty pressure so i can release it all in a forceful stream of pleasure, never had a problem doing it

OP i wish you luck in your strange fishing bait masturbation

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@WebTool
its called a "creme scoundrel worm", google that and there are a bunch of websites selling them. the 4" one is the small and the 6" is the big obviously.

you should seriously just find it in a walk-in store though, its going to be a lot cheaper.

Evilember
Evilember

also i think its worth pointing out that urethral sounding is a legit medical practice where they insert things in your dick to dilate the urethra, and they don't even use a soft piece of rubber, they use metal rods.

also i'm pretty sure these worms are made of latex, so if you have a latex allergy use something else. i don't want to cause someone to have their dick amputated.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

UPSIDE DOWN FAP

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@viagrandad
Underrated post

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@TalkBomber
Hernia. God damn shitlords

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@CouchChiller
Saline injection

Inmate
Inmate

I am disappointed that there are no dickworms or poop noodles in this thread…

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

To Enzo with your bare hand

Methshot
Methshot

Holy shit guys, I did this while browsing /baphomet/ and I refreshed after I came.

There was a post with my street, SSN, credit card number, address, and mom's name! OMFG!

DeathDog
DeathDog

Post yer dingo with a rubber worm innit.

MPmaster
MPmaster

people saying it will fuck the penis up
have never heard of sounding

People shove fucking metal rods down their dicks and cum.

People shove fucking DILDOS, yes, huge vaginal ones, down their damn dicks.

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