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Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Lets talk about things and stuff.

All urls found in this thread:
https://soundcloud.com/phlaryu/wynter-gordon-dirty-talk#t=0:51
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/3d9luh/were_scientists_on_the_nasa_new_horizons_team/ct31b4x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsdMH0KivK4&nohtml5=False
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/3d9luh/were_scientists_on_the_nasa_new_horizons_team/ct3epmh
https://soundcloud.com/junkiexl/jxl-inception-rmx-mix
http://www.theverge.com/2016/3/25/11304134/flcl-anime-new-seasons-2017-cartoon-network-toonami
http://tanasinn.info/wiki/Complete_History_of_4chan
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/8chan
https://soundcloud.com/interscope/blink-182-natives
https://soundcloud.com/dean-ward/03-ocean-avenue#t=0:46
https://youtu.be/syeR_QdoCTg?t=53s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7x0fpubX3c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1Ryrq5Mudw
http://cytu.be/r/bread
http://imgur.com/kHlK1Zr
https://clyp.it/ykintuju
https://soundcloud.com/flexxus1/flexxus-long-nights
http://imgur.com/a/rorEZ
https://soundcloud.com/aphasia-records/propulsion-overdrive#t=2:23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_vNhLYW_e4&nohtml5=False
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetris_effect
http://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2016/03/ubuntus-bash-and-linux-command-line-coming-to-windows-10/
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198297487876/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tox_%28protocol%29
https://discord.gg/0l4MuQYkZX4qLn0d
TalkBomber
TalkBomber

First for butts.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I unironically like this song.

https://soundcloud.com/phlaryu/wynter-gordon-dirty-talk#t=0:51

dat base is teh shit on headphones

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@TalkBomber
first

damn it I'm always a little behind

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Stupidasole

Yes, butt yours is the best behind.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Someone invited me to a church outing. They were gonna have a bonfire and burn music CD's.
I don't even understand what that is about. I can see like burning some bad musicians or something but CD's?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Fried_Sushi
are they going to throw cds in the bon fire uh huhuhauh

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Fried_Sushi

Burning CDs… they plan on engaging in music piracy the old fashioned way? Shit, that sounds like fun. Bring some cassettes and make some mix tapes. These are clearly hipster Christians.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Fried_Sushi
You live in a strange world squirrel if that's acceptable behavior for people, to burn things at a gathering.
It's no better than the nazi's or islam.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Booteefool
This.
@Harmless_Venom
I dont even have a cd player. Wait I think my blue ray can play cd's.
@Lord_Tryzalot
Churches always kinda scared me anyway.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@viagrandad
being afraid of church.
Don't be. Those people are actually decent folk. Beats going to a gaming club where everyone has pink hair. The only quirk those idiots have is that crazy hair. They're awful to be around otherwise.

askme
askme

@Lord_Tryzalot
Did I mention I have an aunt who is sure that she can cure me and get me married off if she can pray over me long enough?

Inmate
Inmate

@askme
Call her a filthy casual and dye your hair blonde. Go off into the sunset fapping to trees and loving grass.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@askme

So what would she say if you got lesbian married?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@w8t4u
I hang around people who dress in medevil clothes and like building catapults so I guess I shouldn't judge.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@viagrandad
They're unlike any church I've ever seen or been to.
Sincerely, I've never seen or heard of anything like that happening anywhere near me…

@askme
You did, and I think its bloody ridiculous!
You're awesome, and anyone who has a problem with you is the one who has the problem!

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@lostmypassword
I think she has given up on me by now.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@kizzmybutt
I did the same thing with some guys, but with foam swords. If you actually can wear real metal armor like that it's fucking awesome. Not an everyday experience. Try rolling in it. Chainmail, a breatplate. Probably why I love fantasy, and science fiction. Can combine them if you do it right. It can be funny at times too.
@Deadlyinx
Others will give up on you. As long as you do not give up on yourself it is okay.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Gigastrength
Pentecostal church. Not as many crazy ideas as say Mormons but kinda skeery in real life.

Evilember
Evilember

@Methnerd
A few of the guys have some really nice armor. look like knights. One of them does handstands and can hand walk around like crazy.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Snarelure
Tons of religions have weird ideas about life. As long as you keep your head cool and respect them you can learn some weird, and interesting shit. Even out of your common man.

SniperGod
SniperGod

They should illegalize NDA's so maybe NASA can finally tell us the truth about space aliens.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Evilember
Squirrel armor.
Wew. Anyways I've only worn actual chainmail myself. It's like another skin. It actually gets comfy after a while.
It's surprisingly easy to move in as far as I know. It's shit to get hit with a mace in it I'd assume. Good for swords. I've talked to anons about the breastplates history. It's fun.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@SniperGod
Dude. Have you ever looked out a telescope before?
Find that one galaxy andromeda coming towards us. THEN LOOK BEHIND IT. OH MY GOD. THERE'S SO MANY FUCKING GALAXIES IN THE UNIVERES. NOT JUST STARS I MEAN HOLY FUCK SON THERE'S SO MUCH SHIT OUT THERE IT'S FUCKING AWESOME.
We wont ever reach it though, which is what sucks.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Snarelure
@Snarelure
I've not heard of pentacostal, except from you honestly.
Never seen one in real life.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@BlogWobbles
I have bunch of telescopes. I like to look at the moon a lot, Jupiter and whatever else I can find. Especially flickering stars and trip out trying to think of why it's flickering red and blue all the time. My theory is it might have a civilization under a police state and is very likely a shitty place to live or something.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@BlogWobbles
implying
By conventional means you're correct, however to assume we know more now than we will in even 100 years time is foolhardy.
Given another 2000 years God only knows where we will be able to reach.

@SniperGod
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/3d9luh/were_scientists_on_the_nasa_new_horizons_team/ct31b4x

I wonder if they know we're talking about them, and know they're secret about the cover up conspiracy of alien artifacts.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@VisualMaster
It isn't impossible that there's an alien civilization.
I have a dumb theory for you. Think about that meteorite that hit eartth?
Well imagine that meteorite being part of an ancient world. Is it far fetched to think primordial humans came from a origin species?
If so, we're progeny to something that killed itself. Aliens existed. We're aliens too. I fucking love this theory. Fills my head with wonder. What were we originally like? The same, or are we really different?
Stuff like that.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@CouchChiller

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsdMH0KivK4&nohtml5=False

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@eGremlin
I wonder if they know we're talking about them
I bet they do. It's goddamn NASA. Just one letter more from NSA.
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/3d9luh/were_scientists_on_the_nasa_new_horizons_team/ct3epmh

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@eGremlin
From what an oldfag friend of mine has said. Times change. We know WAY more than we did 50 years ago. I wish I could help. I'd learn the most difficult of mathematics to help the men and women pursue the stars. It doesn't bother me to put effort forth. I love the stars. I always have.
Except I'm a failure of a human being. I will never be more than average, and I know it. I can learn, but those men wont give me a chance.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@BunnyJinx
Linking reddit.
That's shit man. Don't do that. If it's a source, that's okay. I guess. Reddit isn't a good place to talk anything at all honestly. As far as what I know about it though. Been on chans since 2008. I'm comfortable here, as my freedom of speech is an actual thing and people don't hate on me too harshly for expressing my opinions. Of course, all these years as well have given me a different ability. Merely being able to argue a point across in a good way, using actual facts.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

cancer
cancer
cancer
cancer
cancer
cancer
cancer
cancer
cancer
cancer
cancer
cancer
cancer
cancer
cancer
cancer

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Raving_Cute
iluvu2bby.
Thanks for bumping the thread. I masturbate to your Dad lol.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@CodeBuns
Jesus christ, theyr'e creationists.
That explains a lot.

I so despise people that say that science disproves religion and point to genesis as 'proof' of that.
And the equally stupendously misinformed morons that think genesis was anything more than a primitive mans mind trying to come to terms with his being.
Fucking morons, the lot of them.

@BunnyJinx
Wait…
WAIT A SECOND!

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Sir_Gallonhead
I fuckingl ove Calvin & Hobbes. Fantastic little comic. Good for kids, good for adults. It's quite nice.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@StrangeWizard
Others will give up on you. As long as you do not give up on yourself it is okay.

The only thing stopping you right now, is you.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@JunkTop
Maybe the bible and quaran are just highly distorted variations of things that actually happened in history. Maybe God was probably just some hyper intelligent alien that terraformed earth and genetically modified apes to make us, and then just left us alone.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Spamalot
OMG! I just realized! If you rearange teh letters you get SNAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

likme
likme

@haveahappyday
I know. Though I was attempting to be a sage. It didn't work apparently. Still ideas, and ideals is all man can pass onto each other over time.
@cum2soon
I had that idea too. It's a fun philosophical consensus. I wish I were a better writer. I'd writer something about that. I had a dumb drunken idea to take a human, like myself or you. And toss them at this ancient civilization that made us.
My actual book I am working on is similar. Though an ancient civilization that has nothing to do with Earth. Life goes on and such. We made out selves.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Illusionz
implying using reddit is bad

It's not, and a lot of channers go between them all the time. /pol/ especially.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@iluvmen
I dunno. I'd fuck a snake. If you know what I mean.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Poker_Star
go between them.
I haven't. I've been on 4chan for years. To 8ch now due to Exodus. I prefer this place to Reddit. I don't know about /pol/ though. From what I know, you're wrong though.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@cum2soon
Silly everyone knows we were created from the blood bones and flesh of a dead frost giant after Odin and his brothers killed him.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@iluvmen
We're doomed :|

@likme
Get into electrical engineering, go to aerospace engineering from there.
get a dual degree, 4 years or less with dedication and you're in.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

the evolution of man

FastChef
FastChef

@CouchChiller
Not a bad idea. Though I'm far too poor, and far too lazy. I have no high school, so they wouldn't let me in. For reasons. I got into fights everyday. I just left eventually.
I would also be in debt I can't afford.
@VisualMaster
Looks like an idiot. It fits in too much.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

cancer
cancer
cancer
cancer
cancer
cancer
cancer
cancer
cancer
cancer
cancer
cancer
cancer
cancer
cancer

Lunatick
Lunatick

@FastChef
What part of the world do you live in?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@VisualMaster
looks ethnically ambiguous.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Lunatick
Canada. No Northern Hemisphere?
I'm Mid-Western. Mid-West AB. Why?

Playboyize
Playboyize

https://soundcloud.com/junkiexl/jxl-inception-rmx-mix

We made a mistake. That is the simple, undeniable truth of the matter, however painful it might be. The flaw was not in our Observatories, for those machines were as perfect as we could make, and they showed us only the unfiltered light of truth. The flaw was not in the Predictor, for it is a device of pure, infallible logic, turning raw data into meaningful information without the taint of emotion or bias. No, the flaw was within us, the Orchestrators of this disaster, the sentients who thought themselves beyond such failings. We are responsible.

It began a short while ago, as these things are measured, less than 6^6 Deeli ago, though I suspect our systems of measure will mean very little by the time anyone receives this transmission. We detected faint radio signals from a blossoming intelligence 2^14 Deelis outward from the Galactic Core, as photons travel. At first crude and unstructured, these leaking broadcasts quickly grew in complexity and strength, as did the messages they carried. Through our Observatories we watched a world of strife and violence, populated by a barbaric race of short-lived, fast breeding vermin. They were brutal and uncultured things which stabbed and shot and burned each other with no regard for life or purpose. Even their concepts of Art spoke of conflict and pain. They divided themselves according to some bizarre cultural patterns and set their every industry to cause of death.

They terrified us, but we were older and wiser and so very far away, so we did not fret. Then we watched them split the atom and breach the heavens within the breadth of one of their single, short generations, and we began to worry. When they began actively transmitting messages and greetings into space, we felt fear and horror. Their transmissions promised peace and camaraderie to any who were listening, but we had watched them for too long to buy into such transparent deceptions. They knew we were out here, and they were coming for us.

The Orchestrators consulted the Predictor, and the output was dire. They would multiply and grow and flood out of their home system like some uncountable tide of Devourer worms, consuming all that lay in their path. It might take 6^8 Deelis, but they would destroy us if left unchecked. With aching carapaces we decided to act, and sealed our fate.

The Gift of Mercy was 8^4 strides long with a mouth 2/4 that in diameter, filled with many 4^4 weights of machinery, fuel, and ballast. It would push itself up to 2/8th of light speed with its onboard fuel, and then begin to consume interstellar Primary Element 2/2 to feed its unlimited acceleration. It would be traveling at nearly light speed when it hit. They would never see it coming. Its launch was a day of mourning, celebration, and reflection. The horror of the act we had committed weighted heavily upon us all; the necessity of our crime did little to comfort us.

The Gift had barely cleared the outer cometary halo when the mistake was realized, but it was too late. The Gift could not be caught, could not be recalled or diverted from its path. The architects and work crews, horrified at the awful power of the thing upon which they labored, had quietly self-terminated in droves, walking unshielded into radiation zones, neglecting proper null pressure safety or simple ceasing their nutrient consumption until their metabolic functions stopped. The appalling cost in lives had forced the Ochestrators to streamline the Gift’s design and construction. There had been no time for the design or implementation of anything beyond the simple, massive engines and the stabilizing systems. We could only watch in shame and horror as the light of genocide faded into infrared against the distant void.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Playboyize
They grew, and they changed, in a handful of lifetimes they abolished war, abandoned their violent tendencies and turned themselves to the grand purposes of life and Art. We watched them remake first themselves, and then their world. Their frail, soft bodies gave way to gleaming metals and plastics, they unified their people through an omnipresent communications grid and produced Art of such power and emotion, the likes of which the Galaxy has never seen before. Or again, because of us.

They converted their home world into a paradise (by their standards) and many 10^6s of them poured out into the surrounding system with a rapidity and vigor that we could only envy. With bodies built to survive every environment from the day lit surface of their innermost world, to the atmosphere of their largest gas giant and the cold void in-between, they set out to sculpt their system into something beautiful. At first we thought them simple miners, stripping the rocky planets and moons for vital resources, but then we began to see the purpose to their constructions, the artworks carved into every surface, and traced across the system in glittering lights and dancing fusion trails. And still, our terrible Gift approached.

They had less than 2^2 Deeli to see it, following so closely on the tail of its own light. In that time, oh so brief even by their fleeting lives, more than 10^10 sentients prepared for death. Lovers exchanged last words, separated by worlds and the tyranny of light speed. Their planet side engineers worked frantically to build sufficient transmission infrastructure to upload the countless masses with the necessary neural modifications, while those above dumped lifetimes of music and literature from their databanks to make room for passengers. Those lacking the required hardware or the time to acquire it consigned themselves to death, lashed out in fear and pain, or simply went about their lives as best they could under the circumstances.

The Gift arrived suddenly, the light of its impact visible in our skies, shining bright and cruel even to the unaugmented ocular receptor. We watched and we wept for our victims, dead so many Deelis before the light of their doom had even reached us. Many 6^4s of those who had been directly or even tangentially involved in the creation of the Gift sealed their spiracles with paste as a final penance for the small roles they had played in this atrocity. The light dimmed, the dust cleared, and our Observatories refocused upon the place where their shining blue world had once hung in the void, and found only dust and the pale gleam of an orphaned moon, wrapped in a thin, burning wisp of atmosphere that had once belonged to its parent.

Radiation and relativistic shrapnel had wiped out much of the inner system, and continent sized chunks of molten rock carried screaming ghosts outward at interstellar escape velocities, damned to wander the great void for an eternity. The damage was apocalyptic, but not complete, from the shadows of the outer worlds, tiny points of light emerged, thousands of fusion trails of single ships and world ships and everything in between, many 10^6s of survivors in flesh and steel and memory banks, ready to rebuild. For a few moments we felt relief, even joy, and we were filled with the hope that their culture and Art would survive the terrible blow we had dealt them. Then came the message, tightly focused at our star, transmitted simultaneously by hundreds of their ships.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@MPmaster
Are you the guy killing people and throwing the feet into a lake?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@PackManBrainlure
No. I do masturbate a lot. Ponies could help.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@MPmaster
Isn't Canada all about socialism?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@DeathDog
I have no idea. My ideals are msconstrued to the rest. I'd prtefer reasonable change. Mosty men prefer controlled tchange. I hate it.
@BinaryMan
Too extreme m8. Celestia for my dick, and the world. Superior human cock to all.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@BinaryMan
She can be whoever you desire. Even herself if you want.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@BinaryMan
She's going to only eat my dick. Though for a time. A human could easily satiuate that slut everday of the week. Our emotions are just not.. simple.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@LuckyDusty
will this help?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Nude_Bikergirl
Wew lad.
@Lunatick
I met Tiarawhy once. Weird fellow. Likes video games though. Likes to abuse people who like his animations.

5mileys
5mileys

I came back at the right time…

Inmate
Inmate

@5mileys
Your porn didn't.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Inmate
my mistake

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Inmate
my mistake

WebTool
WebTool

Ayyyy

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@WebTool
only changeling related pic I have but hello!

hairygrape
hairygrape

@WebTool
oi

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Metalocalypse sucked so bad…

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@PackManBrainlure
i will rape you with a rusty wooden spork

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@PackManBrainlure
It was okay. Flawed, but okay. Good to laugh aty.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@PackManBrainlure
that's why it got cancelled.
watch a quality adult swim show like saul of the molemen.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Fuzzy_Logic
It was annoying to watch.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Illusionz
I faped to saul of the molemen lol

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Illusionz
Not watching reruns of Black Jesus
It's a shorter lived show, but come on…black people on a camcorder! So funny!

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Illusionz
Being a Glimmer fag.
Bwing this gay.

5mileys
5mileys

@Fried_Sushi
he's actually serious

likme
likme

@Fried_Sushi
wew lad. I think you're too sensitive. Stopo that.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Illusionz
huh.. all I really remember was loving inuyasha and wolfs rain (I bought wolfs rain on DVD, all of them) and that was it.. wheever anything else came out I'd do something else..

@5mileys
it was one of those shows I just didn't like..

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@5mileys
Dashie Explosion!

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Lord_Tryzalot
i would, but charlie murphy's rapid weight loss always gives me a sad. and the whole thing with me being a massive unrepentant racist.

@hairygrape
i enjoyed yu yu hakusho. it's one of the few modern anime i liked.

@Garbage Can Lid
yeah that mole queen was pretty hot.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@hairygrape
wolfrain was good, inuyasha got over played for awhile,

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Sharpcharm
I havent watch [As] that much besides venturer bros and robot chicken , I miss baby blues and home movies

eGremlin
eGremlin

also FLCL was awesome

JunkTop
JunkTop

@eGremlin
flcl is geting a new season yo http://www.theverge.com/2016/3/25/11304134/flcl-anime-new-seasons-2017-cartoon-network-toonami

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Gotta go, have a good one.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@eGremlin
new episodes of that are coming.

@TurtleCat
i watched it religiously for years and years. i have all the early adult swim shows on VHS tapes. recently it's fallen into the shitter. too much live action crap. i love venture bros but don't keep up with many other shows.

i recently discovered adult swim puts on fake infomercials at 4am, which are hilarious.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@BunnyJinx
bedtime? See you soon!

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Ignoramus
Work!

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Stupidasole
ohh well have fun!

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Stupidasole

Ha! I just got off work

takes2long
takes2long

@JunkTop
it's weird… i love non porn visual novels but I haven't been able to get back into anime series in years.

SniperGod
SniperGod

So much negativity…

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@JunkTop

Give me all of this. Fucking want.

TechHater
TechHater

@JunkTop
noted

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Fuzzy_Logic
Do you have more?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@SniperGod
If only my anonymous white board was this fun and active.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@AwesomeTucker
here's another one.

Supergrass
Supergrass

and another

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@BunnyJinx

Make it fun and active. Draw the prophet Muhammad on it on May 20th. It's Draw the Prophet Muhammad day, and I intend to make it an annual event.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Supergrass
That second one is creepy!!! Hahahahah

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Crazy_Nice
yeah that one got weird.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Fried_Sushi
Right on. I won't be able to have any fun doing so by then, but you should definitely do it. We need to stand up to those savages and their barbaric world views.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Supergrass
ROFL

WebTool
WebTool

@SomethingNew
Alpha chow

TechHater
TechHater

wow, there's a bunch of these i haven't seen.

Supergrass
Supergrass

beep beep

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Supergrass

Heyya sweetie, how are you?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Playboyize
not much going on right now so just watching yugioh abridged. forgot how funny it is.

whatcha doing?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Firespawn

Just had dinner, now chilling in bed. Not sure what I'm going to do for the rest of the night.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Firespawn

Just had dinner, now chilling in bed. Not sure what I'm going to do for the rest of the night.

farquit
farquit

Is there a page like this for Leeky Forums?
http://tanasinn.info/wiki/Complete_History_of_4chan

pic unrelated

idontknow
idontknow

@Stupidasole
fap?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@idontknow

Oh Reece~ Yours is a butt that just won't quit, amirite?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@farquit
This may be the closest.

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/8chan

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

yall are disgusting btw

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Emberfire
you'd know that better than me

DeathDog
DeathDog

fuckin ponyfags

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@StonedTime

You don't need to be modest, Reece. I can't get enough of you~

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Nojokur

No, post Deadpool instead. Have some fucking variety in your superhero spam.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

https://soundcloud.com/interscope/blink-182-natives

https://soundcloud.com/dean-ward/03-ocean-avenue#t=0:46

https://youtu.be/syeR_QdoCTg?t=53s

fuc this is all 2 awesome

King_Martha
King_Martha

@StrangeWizard
you literally make me blush when you say stuff like that

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Need_TLC
le deadpool
le best superhero
kill yourself faggot

happy_sad
happy_sad

@King_Martha

Blush in a good way, a bad way, or a neutral way? My ex used to say to me that flirting is the act of trying to make someone blush

@Soft_member

Never said he was the best. Just saying you need to mix shit up in your spam. It's getting stale.

5mileys
5mileys

@Soft_member
It's a dude that cybers and rollplays strangers on the internet while pretending to be a cartoon pony, you think his opinions are going to be sensible in any way?

massdebater
massdebater

@happy_sad
you watch Film Theory and game Theory??

Playboyize
Playboyize

@massdebater

Why wouldn't I? Motherfucker's got some good shit.

Methshot
Methshot

@happy_sad
depends what you think is good way. feeling warm and tingly feels good tbh

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Methshot

Then I'd call that a good way. Glad I'm making you feel nice even if I can't make you horny in return, I'd like to be able to reciprocate in some way

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@happy_sad
@massdebater
game theory is pretty good, i've never watched film theory myself. my fave video of GT is their Majora theory

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7x0fpubX3c

eGremlin
eGremlin

@TurtleCat

Link being dead in MM is a pretty good theory. I was personally a fan of his "Mario is evil" theory myself.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Playboyize
@TurtleCat
yeah he does I love his videos

do you guy watch OfficialGATG

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Firespawn
well you gave me a belly boner anyway!

@Ignoramus
never heard of it tbh, i'm mostly watching related videos on youtube

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Crazy_Nice

A belly boner?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Crazy_Nice
i'm mostly watching gaming related videos on youtube*

damn OSK, gotta buy a proper keyboard at some point

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@King_Martha
yeah. you know, warm tingly nice feelings.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@lostmypassword

Ah, well I'll keep flirting with you if it keeps making you feel nice~ although it might start to drive /b/read insane, which is why I have been suggesting you get on Discord.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Deadlyinx
yeah right now I kinda prefer 8ch. I don't get discord, going to have to learn my way around it at some point

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Deadlyinx
Naw I'm just capping it all so I can bring it back up at the most inconveniant time.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@SniperGod

Inconvenient for me or inconvenient for Reece?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@LuckyDusty
which ever seems more fun at the time!

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Rubber Duckies have all the fun.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1Ryrq5Mudw

takes2long
takes2long

Bored now.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@takes2long
same

Techpill
Techpill

@Bidwell

You know what would be cool? If /b/read had its own streaming channel for like.. random shit to watch together.

Methshot
Methshot

@takes2long
@Bidwell
Take a nap.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Techpill
cytube?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Techpill
We used to do that. Watched a bunch of anime that I probably never woulda seen that way.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Methshot

But I'm going to be heading to bed in 2 hours…

Emberburn
Emberburn

@PackManBrainlure

Something like that. /mlp/ and /pone/ have one. Why can't we?

Evilember
Evilember

@Techpill
wow that would be fun
@PackManBrainlure
@Emberburn

do we have a bread cytube?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Evilember
@Emberburn

http://cytu.be/r/bread

no idea when i made it, but it's there

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Evilember

I don't think we have one. We should get one.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Carnalpleasure
oh god here we go again

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

this @Skullbone

massdebater
massdebater

@Ignoramus
you too?

happy_sad
happy_sad

Bronies are why I ordered this gun off the deep web fucking hell. Going to walk into a fucking fag convention and shoot the place up.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@happy_sad
calm down there homefry

massdebater
massdebater

@happy_sad
also nice job on not blurring the address out xd

Inmate
Inmate

@happy_sad
we all know that's a dragon dildo m80

likme
likme

@happy_sad
Thanks for reviving /b/read

Techpill
Techpill

@happy_sad
deepweb
wasting money for guns
not wasting money for drugs instead

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Techpill
I'm not wasting it. I'm going to fucking blow the skulls open of these fucking bronies like you,

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Methnerd
checkd fgt

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Methnerd
i wouldn't mind getting killed by you, too bad i live too far away to go to those cons

Evilember
Evilember

@happy_sad
3210 S US Highway 77 Junction City, KS 66441-7592

Foot Locker. Enjoy your shoes.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Evilember
delete this

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Evilember
@Firespawn
IM LAUGHING SO HARD IM COUGHING

WebTool
WebTool

@TalkBomber
i'm laughing so hard i came

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@WebTool
oh

TechHater
TechHater

<3

eGremlin
eGremlin

nom

whereismyname
whereismyname

@eGremlin
qt

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

skitty baby, i know you're out there. You can't run from my love.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

coffee is one of the humanity's greatest achievements

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Ignoramus
no soda is

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Ignoramus
excellent assessment

5mileys
5mileys

@Raving_Cute
@Need_TLC
hi

w8t4u
w8t4u

pon3

iluvmen
iluvmen

@w8t4u
morning

likme
likme

@iluvmen
It is indeed morning.
Are you aware that your cytube is full of disgusting faggottree between reece and ruby?
Its fucking cringeworthy, like most things ruby does.

Techpill
Techpill

@likme
i left it before that happened

Methshot
Methshot

@Lunatick
Hiya Rap!

@5mileys
Hiya Kek!

how's u?

@w8t4u
sky3

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Techpill
Yeah, well i just took a look in there.
/vomit
@Methshot
Can0n!
How goes the school?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Methshot
alive

Evilember
Evilember

@5mileys
G'day RK, how're you?

@Methshot
G'day Canon!
How're you?
Also, I forgot if I asked you or I forgot what you said, what's your take on the DGX - 1 they announced?

Also, I have 2 new lunas but I can't post one.
so here's the one I can post.

SniperGod
SniperGod

sage

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

you have been saged

RavySnake
RavySnake

look saged

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

sagey

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

mmm sage

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

sagetruck incoming

RumChicken
RumChicken

sageee

StonedTime
StonedTime

sagemcsage

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

sageeeeeeee

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

sagey sage sage

DeathDog
DeathDog

sager

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

saggggeee

TechHater
TechHater

check this sage

eGremlin
eGremlin

@TechHater
checked sage

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

sagee

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

oh wow sage

FastChef
FastChef

can i get my sage in blue?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@FastChef
yes you can here you go

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@GoogleCat
i wonder if the hole in her chest is actually a magical portal to a demon who lives inside her and is a source of great power, due to a contract the two of them made.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Skullbone
doing good, got an exam next week so I'm studyin for that, still got 3 weeks till this semester is over! and I got a summer semester with 2 courses later on… if all goes well I'll hopefully graduate by the end of next spring or max next mid summer

@Emberburn
aw, from "best i've been this week." to just alive? hope things are better for ya soon!
wubs

@Evilember
Doing good, just eating some breakfast

and yea the DGX-1 is one hell of a beast, considering the performance it gives out for its size, and I suppose it's price tag is alot cheaper than million(s) that goes to the usual supercomputers these days so that's some fine achievement there! pretty impressive!

also I remember having this Luna, but I'll save it just in case I lost it from my hdd crash last year

Supergrass
Supergrass

@New_Cliche
That's a pretty radical theory.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Stupidasole
thanks :3

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Stupidasole
Glad to hear it.
Best of luck to you then, you seem to have everything under control~!
@Supergrass
I'll just keep my crazy conspiracies to myself

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Nude_Bikergirl
you're welcome :3

also
dat Woona
Absolutely saved!

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Crazy_Nice
It's for the best.

farquit
farquit

@Ignoramus
Don't worry, We'll help you get to the and well part.

@Stupidasole
http://imgur.com/kHlK1Zr

^ there's the other one :P

I wonder how good it'd be at running games :P haha

viagrandad
viagrandad

@MPmaster
i've been looking for some pics, this one reminds me i wanted to read the comics

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@farquit
i don't like when disposable things look too good

5mileys
5mileys

@MPmaster
it was at the bottom of my folder

takes2long
takes2long

dat artist name

massdebater
massdebater

dat angle

likme
likme

dat twilihaze posting rate

Skullbone
Skullbone

dat lurker

Evilember
Evilember

@Crazy_Nice
thx!
hehe well so far I guess you could say I do, but there are harder semesters incoming, so I'm gonna have to try harder to stay in control when I'll be taking Advanced Structural Analysis and Steel structures

@viagrandad
hehe yea, some comics are pretty fun to read, I haven't any comics in a while now

@5mileys
sometimes to get the really good ones you gotta search far and wide!

@takes2long
lol, I've had this pic for a long time and I've never noticed that :o

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Evilember
i'm gonna post the best ones i find there, maybe you're missing some of the good stuff

StonedTime
StonedTime

@SniperWish
4k video cables
don't come with ferrite chokes or insulation
ᶦˢʰʸᵍᵈᵈᵗ

how's you?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@farquit
aww yisss, saved!

hmm yea I bet you'll be needing a monitor with quite the insane refresh rate :P

eGremlin
eGremlin

@StonedTime
top meh

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@VisualMaster
rude

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@DeathDog
Hahaha, monitor is basically the only thing I'm not looking to replace once the new GPU comes out.
I'm even considering a new keyboard…
Hey, while I've got you, skye can help fill you in if he's still about,
but we were going to host a /b/read 'Only War' campaign, the idea being it'd be mostly action with not as much Role play involved so that we could take out turns in our own time so that our time zones and regular lives don't get in the way of the game, or vice versa, we'd get home, and have a turn then it'd be the next persons turn, you know?

It'd work pretty well for that, I've uploaded all the rule books for people to acquire with ease, would you be interested in joining us?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@eGremlin
well atleast you'll be be not meh for the durations of your cannabises

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Illusionz
Share what?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@CodeBuns
you need a 120hz 4k monitor to do the firt person vidyas

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Lunatick
share the dick?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Need_TLC
You're invited to the only war also.

Maybe I will upgrade my monitor then :P

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@BunnyJinx
dasrite!
10g should last me two months atleast

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Soft_member
Im so confused.
WHAT?

massdebater
massdebater

https://clyp.it/ykintuju

Playboyize
Playboyize

@cum2soon
this @likme
NASA. No Strings Attached dick sucking. Share that mouth.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@massdebater
i lyk

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@RumChicken
Maybe, just when I think I got enough good stuff there's always new good stuff to be had!

@CodeBuns
hehe I still got my eyes set on a 144hz monitor when the time comes(and the money :P)

sounds pretty interesting, but I'm gonna pass for now, atleast until I'm done with this semester then I'll see, thx for the offer though

@massdebater
noice

Emberburn
Emberburn

@PackManBrainlure
Righto

Evilember
Evilember

@PackManBrainlure
144 hertz is like, the gold plated version of 60 dollar cables, sure yeah, but why.
120 or bust

Flameblow
Flameblow

@likme
heh
@Playboyize
Uh, you know i dont /actually/ suck dicks right?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Evilember
?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Flameblow
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeah. Not what I've been hearing.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Evilember
Well that's the only >60hz monitor I could find here
and that's the BenQ Xl-2430T
one of the disadvantages of living in a tiny country with strict retarded customs regulations

TechHater
TechHater

@LuckyDusty
Not sure who youve been talking to then, friendo, but theyve been lying to you.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@ZeroReborn
maybe 120hz isnt cool anymore
the extra 34 frames are really wasted and its just extra load, but anyways you'd want to manually set the frame rate to 90

Illusionz
Illusionz

@TechHater
is that image a subliminal message?

Supergrass
Supergrass

I haven't watched the show since Troubleshoes because I grew an conscious and realized I was autistic.

How do I become autistic enough to finish the series again?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I'm gunna head to bed guys, have a good one.
@Emberfire

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@JunkTop
Well I'm not sure honestly why they chose the number "144" instead of the logical 2X of a normal monitor as 120, but in the end a lil extra hz won't hurt as long as it reduces screen tearing and you got the equipment to push the game at those high fps

also why 90?

@5mileys
@Emberfire
@PurpleCharger
saving intensifies

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Stark_Naked
night

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Stark_Naked
Nighty Rap!

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Illusionz
Yeah, go buy a subway

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Need_TLC
12X12 is 144?
Maybe its meaningful?

girlDog
girlDog

This is my waifu

She is not Pone

Plz don't judge

cum2soon
cum2soon

@girlDog
similar to etna but not actually etna/10

Inmate
Inmate

https://soundcloud.com/flexxus1/flexxus-long-nights

likme
likme

@girlDog
uncle, why are you here?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@likme
Aku why are you here?
Its been aaaaaaaaages

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@likme
Does Teto ALWAYS give me away? I'm here because I'm lonely and need someone to talk to???

Techpill
Techpill

@MPmaster
Maybe, who knows
one reason I think could be that some fps competitive servers run at 128 tickrate, so they wanted the refresh rate to be at least this or higher than it, but since the first option wasn't technically doable, they went with the 2nd, and it somehow came up as 144hz in the end

@happy_sad
@Inmate
nice!

TreeEater
TreeEater

@kizzmybutt
i came back two nights ago around midnight. i haven't had time to post since the kid was born
@Poker_Star
the chaos flag gave it away too because you're the only one who uses it. but seriously, why are you here? you don't post unless you have some form of malicious intent.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Techpill
more night horse :3

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@TreeEater
Can I not just shitpost in peace god damn

Evilember
Evilember

http://imgur.com/a/rorEZ

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Carnalpleasure
never enough night horse around :3

@Evilember
haha damn!

StonedTime
StonedTime

@TurtleCat
the folder is bigger than i initially remembered

DeathDog
DeathDog

@TreeEater
KID?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@DeathDog
didn't I tell you I was married? i have a boy named Skylaur. when he's not giving me diapers to clean, he's making my life brighter. ive been very satisfied with my life since then.
@Sharpcharm
everypony is welcome, but that doesn't mean everypony is appreciated. catch my drift? you've done enough damage

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Spazyfool
oh yes

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

i can't deal with reality without my daily ponies

happy_sad
happy_sad

Study tiem, laters!

5mileys
5mileys

@Stupidasole
skye-lore
WOOP

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Sir_Gallonhead
I thought that one guy killed you with his shoes

Techpill
Techpill

@Sir_Gallonhead
Diiiito

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Puppies

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@FastChef
Good morning.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@BunnyJinx
Bad morning

Nojokur
Nojokur

@BunnyJinx
how are you?

@New_Cliche
i feel you

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@New_Cliche
Why?
@Nojokur
As good as can be while at work

takes2long
takes2long

@haveahappyday
oh i see
how much time do you have left before going home?

likme
likme

@takes2long
7 hours

hairygrape
hairygrape

@iluvmen
yes

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Methnerd
i slept for the entire 24 hours the other day, my bad, sorry

Skullbone
Skullbone

@TreeEater
bad?
that sounds very good

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Skullbone
it was very good, even though it sounds bad. problem is i was not tired fro the previous 36 hours

TechHater
TechHater

@CouchChiller
@LuckyDusty
morning

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@CouchChiller
hi

@LuckyDusty
i need to sleep like that someday

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@TechHater
'evening

@CouchChiller
welcome to /b/read tripsgetter

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@TechHater
good morning, howsu?

@AwesomeTucker
Heya kek!

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@AwesomeTucker
use the weed

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@CodeBuns
i'm tired and i need coffee and you?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@StrangeWizard
just waking up and having tea

whereismyname
whereismyname

@GoogleCat
next weekend

Spamalot
Spamalot

@whereismyname
Noes! Is bad for you. Send it to me. I will safely dispose of it.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Ignoramus
nice

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Spamalot
with your lungs?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@GoogleCat
2 lewd

Methshot
Methshot

@Spamalot
life is bad for me, could you help me dispose of that too?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@iluvmen
oh look ponies

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Sharpcharm
o luk im goegn 2 slep

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Evil_kitten
you should post that spitfires day off webm

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@JunkTop
But it's not my day off.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@StrangeWizard
could you post that spitfires day off webm?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Methshot
Nopes. Your stuck with that.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Morning, /b/read!

askme
askme

@iluvmen
Maaaaaaaybbbbbbbeeeeerrrr

Bidwell
Bidwell

sssssstop it Leeky Forums

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@King_Martha
I dont have it saved unfortunately.
@haveahappyday
Keep your shitty cybering with reece contained.
I dont want to see it on literally every place that bread goes to.

Techpill
Techpill

@iluvmen
Maaayyyybbbeeeeeeeer

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Bidwell
based khan the webminator

Evilember
Evilember

@Poker_Star

Why do you think I've been trying to push him into using Discord? Fucking private chat. Motherfucker doesn't have Steam or Skype, or seemingly any IM accounts. He's like Mouse in that respect, except perhaps without the justification of being a fucking stallmanist. At least yesterday I managed to drag him into cytube, which was less public than /b/read, and most of our conversations happened after RK left, and no one else was around.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Evilember
Yeah and it was still in fucking cytube when I woke up and poked around in there.
Kick his ass to make a goddamned steam account.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@LuckyDusty
maxi-kek
deserved

TechHater
TechHater

@LuckyDusty

Well damn. Didn't know cytube saves the chat for the next guy to come in. Sorry about that Skye.

And yeah, I do need to get the fucker to make a Steam account. Who the hell in 2016 doesn't have at least one IM account?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@LuckyDusty
He to busy fapping to dat ass to kick it!

FastChef
FastChef

@TechHater
tell him to put the transformice onto the steam

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@VisualMaster
/Confused
@TechHater
Yeah, wasn't what I wanted to wake up to this morning…
It's very odd that he doesn't have any way of getting in contact with him, even paranoid-soc had a Skype…
Tell him to make a goddamned steam /I'll/ send him a game so he can get 'paid user' privileges like steam chat if needs be, just keep it outta here, I don't want to know how many dick pics you've sent each other or how many times you jacked off

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@TechHater
yfw Reece is actually a 70+ yo pervert who just recently discovered Leeky Forums, ponies, and porn on the internet after decades of technophobia.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@AwesomeTucker
/Vomit
Have nats ass instead.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Nojokur
Not the aussies! Anything but the aussie assies!

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Stark_Naked
Top Kek.
Aussies don't poop, that's why they shitpost so much.
Tru facts

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Nojokur
It looks like he's lying belly-side up to me.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Booteefool
I can't remember what was going on during that.
He may have been getting up off the bed when I snapped it, while I was at an odd angle myself.
I dunno.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Crazy_Nice
When Raptor gets here we need to tell him we need samples. For a wider statistical sample of course.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@MPmaster
Either way, nice panties…and nice quads.

girlDog
girlDog

@MPmaster
nice get

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Evil_kitten
fuck no

cum2soon
cum2soon

https://soundcloud.com/aphasia-records/propulsion-overdrive#t=2:23

askme
askme

@happy_sad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_vNhLYW_e4&nohtml5=False

nini

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@askme
bye

Supergrass
Supergrass

Is /b/read kill?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

When isn't it?

5mileys
5mileys

test

Methnerd
Methnerd

test

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Nude_Bikergirl
@5mileys
@Methnerd

Your tests have passed. What next, testing engineer?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

This is the dead sea. It is the saltiest place on the entire planet next to me.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@BunnyJinx
Think of all the fries one could season.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

oi m8's

farquit
farquit

Bugbutt is best butt

Bidwell
Bidwell

@farquit
of course she can change into pony she wants

Playboyize
Playboyize

I was at the store the other day when all these people were walking up behind me while I was walking in through the door so I figure the polite thing to do is hole the door open for them, 2 dudes pass and say thanks, some fat lady and thanks me.. last one was a 9.5/10 chick, I panicked and let go of the door and she slammed right into it while I just stood there with my eyes and mouth open like wtf did I do

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@farquit
Meh / 10

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Firespawn
@CouchChiller

Now THAT is what I call #edge

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Playboyize
You deserve to be here.

cum2soon
cum2soon

What's the most beta thing that's ever happened to you?

massdebater
massdebater

@haveahappyday
I had a really hard time not laughing when it happened. It was a real struggle sir. I said I was really sorry and and she just kind of laughed and moved along…

iluvmen
iluvmen

@haveahappyday
I had a really hard time not laughing when it happened. It was a real struggle sir. I said I was really sorry and and she just kind of laughed and moved along…

Playboyize
Playboyize

@cum2soon
be 6
neighborhood girl is rude to me
hit her in the head with a brick

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Playboyize
Holy shit, that's not beta.. That's just being an insane spaz…

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Playboyize
be 8
be friends with the kid who lives across the street and have years of fun together
suddenly get into a disagreement over a cardboard robot we made and start hitting each other
grab glass jar we used to catch bees and hit him over the head with it
glass jar breaks and kid runs away crying
kid's parents come over and tell them I can never see their kid again
kid goes to hospital to get stitches
dad smacks me
Best childhood

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Flameblow
parents' face when

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I think probably the most beta thing I did was get askedo ut to the movies by this 9/10 chick, we went to go see some batman movie and I was like aww yeeee :D I wanted to see that one… so we went, we were watching the movie and she started leaning on me and I was just making comments about the movie when suddenly she just grabs my balls and I didn't know how to react… she gave me a boner and was stroking my cock mid movie, at one point I told her laughing "you're not letting me watch the movie"

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@ZeroReborn
Lol

I'm posting from the hospital,,surgery was a success.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetris_effect

close eyes
play tetris in my head
lose

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Glad to be back shitposting :^)

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Spazyfool
nice

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Flameblow
lel, something similar happened to me once.. mom had this friend she'd take me with and she had a kid same age. Around 8 or 9.

So we're outside bored when I come up with the idea of playing dodge ball, but we had no balls so I said, lets just use rocks, thee's a lot of them, he didn't wana at first but I started telling him not to be a pussy and we could do it long range so it was easier to avoid.

So he threw a rock at me, his aim was shit, my aim when throwing things is very good, I threw a rock and hit him right smack in the face and gave him a huge gash on the eyebrow.. ambulance came over and the kids mom hated me and my mom 4ever… I still see that guy sometimes at the store and he has this huge scare on his eyebrow :|

I mean I thought he would at least made effort to avoid it but he just stood there..

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Fried_Sushi
I get this but with shitposting

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Spazyfool
Glad to hear it. I was wondering if you had died.
And yeah, I was pretty stupid. Or am. chick was all athletic and quite a cool person…

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Lord_Tryzalot
we had no balls
© skitty 2016

5mileys
5mileys

@Lord_Tryzalot
Kek

w8t4u
w8t4u

@happy_sad
Nah, I'm alive. And doing better.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

hey skitty read this
@Emberfire

Methshot
Methshot

@SomethingNew

Do I amuse you? Am I a fuckin clown to you or somethin?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Deadlyinx
that is unimaginably cringy..

WebTool
WebTool

@Crazy_Nice
LMFAO XD

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@SniperWish
hey there

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@BinaryMan
Hiya KHAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

@CodeBuns

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Need_TLC
hows it going?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Crazy_Nice
good, enjoyin some coffee, u?

@Boy_vs_Girl

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Bidwell
just working a few things and watching it snow

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Playboyize
sweet!

@Skullbone

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Physical therapy hurts ;_;

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Raving_Cute
Hope you recover all very soon Shinywubs!!♥

@Crazy_Nice

5mileys
5mileys

hey

idontknow
idontknow

@Evil_kitten
HNNNNGGG

@5mileys
Hiya Reece!
how's u?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Spamalot
Thank you, CaNoN loves.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@idontknow
i got that ponk from GN rip ;_;

Snarelure
Snarelure

@idontknow
heyyy just woke up, what about you?

@iluvmen
RK! What's up

Evilember
Evilember

@Snarelure
collecting cute pics to keep bad thoughts away

Firespawn
Firespawn

@kizzmybutt
dem trips
have moar harts!♥♥♥

@hairygrape
I miss him as well ;-;
wish he'd come back
perhaps one day he will.. perhaps one day ;-;

@Snarelure
Isn't it like… 7pm there?
I'm doin good, just reading some stuff for uni, not much going on really

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

34C

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Firespawn
from what he told me, he won't
at least not here

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Firespawn
just after 8pm now, been going to bed at like 3 in the afternoon

@Evilember
cute can be naughty too tho

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@BinaryMan
just cute today

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@GoogleCat
mkay

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Classes over now. How's everybody doing?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@kizzmybutt
I hope you don't, for the record.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Dreamworx
kek, saved

farquit
farquit

@Dreamworx
hello mister

viagrandad
viagrandad

@StrangeWizard

Hey, get a Steam account… or a Skype account… or really any IM account. Doesn't matter. You can even just join Discord.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@viagrandad
I was thinking about making a steam account because vidya… need a name

also, I think we need to be more careful posting on cytube

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@iluvmen

Yeah, no shit. It saves chat logs apparently.

Anyways, with steam, you can always change your display name later. Just come up with a login name you can remember.

Methnerd
Methnerd

what is this cytube everyone keeps talking about and what happened there?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Methnerd

Oh, I decided to lewd flirt with Reece on the /b/read cytube, which should be linked earlier in /b/read, and the chat logs stayed after we both left.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Methnerd
just some regular ruby stuff

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Burnblaze
@Emberfire
Oh, so it's just a youtube like website but with a chat room for every video

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Burnblaze
okay just made a steam account. I'll email you it

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@BlogWobbles
Basically.

@Emberfire
Hey, channel moderators can clear chat, right? You mind popping in and doing just that?

@DeathDog
Cool. You may need to buy a game to be able to chat.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@DeathDog
@Burnblaze
just saying it would be easier for you to share pics over discord or skype

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@BunnyJinx

We've been using email for picture sharing. Problem is organizing shit. Email is terrible for long conversations with short messages.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@PurpleCharger
i don't see an option for that, but i can give you mod access if you log in

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@BlogWobbles
no, a chat room for watching youtube videos (and some other streams) together on sync

Nojokur
Nojokur

@StrangeWizard
yeah. just saying on discord or skype, unlike steam you could both chat and send pics in private

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Fuzzy_Logic

I'm in a grocery store right now, so that will have to wait.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@New_Cliche
Oh, that makes more sense!

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@SniperGod
so what you doin RK?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Garbage Can Lid

What are YOU doing, Reeces Pieces?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@hairygrape
no

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Boy_vs_Girl
waiting for YOU to add me on steam

Bidwell
Bidwell

@happy_sad

I'll do so when I get home, sweetie.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Garbage Can Lid
waiting for death

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

fucking death never gets there on time. i should stop talking to her

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Sharpcharm

Death is a bad flirt.

5mileys
5mileys

@Spazyfool
dude, check this out
http://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2016/03/ubuntus-bash-and-linux-command-line-coming-to-windows-10/

Playboyize
Playboyize

Hey guys, I gotta go to work, Figured I'd say G'day and wish you well before I head off.
Have a good one.
Hooroo

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@5mileys

Already know.

Inmate
Inmate

@Stupidasole

Forgot my trip.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Stupidasole

Forgot my trip

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Reece, check email.

JunkTop
JunkTop

gonna jump in the bathtub. keep this thread busy so I have something to watch plz

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@JunkTop

Have fun. When you're out, check your email. I can't find you on Steam, so you're going to have to add me. I gave you a link to my Steamcommunity page.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@CodeBuns
okay i just sent you my profile link. need to spend $5 apparently… what's a good program/site just to chat?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Lunatick

Discord and Skype are good for just chatting. If you want to chat on Steam, you have to get a game. Since most good games are on Steam anyways, you may consider using it anyways. Nonetheless, I'm signed in on Skype, Steam, and Discord almost all the time.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@w8t4u
i'm sure there is a few free games on stream

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Playboyize
Take care

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Poker_Star

Needs to be a game worth $5 or more

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

poni

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Evil_kitten
send me his fucking profile

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

and back

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

On mobile now, and heading to work.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Garbage Can Lid
terrible timing on my part

:(

MPmaster
MPmaster

.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Lord_Tryzalot
Steam ID.
Now.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Lord_Tryzalot

It's okay, I can still make a few posts here from my phone, but they'll be intermittent. If you want to chat with me on Steam, you'll need to wait about 4 hours.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@haveahappyday
steam has got a mobile app

Inmate
Inmate

@viagrandad
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198297487876/

hope i don't regret this

Methshot
Methshot

@Inmate
whats your username?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Methshot
should be ReeceKO

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Sharpcharm
Go to your userpage and set up your profile

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Flameblow
mkay

eGremlin
eGremlin

@TurtleCat
I sent u a request

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@TurtleCat
whats your avatar
@eGremlin
gratz to you, i cant find him

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@eGremlin
Yup, saw and accepted…

my profile should be setup now

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@New_Cliche
search for ReeceKO now

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Ignoramus
right well i got you through the steam ID eventually.
Accept the second one as well

MPmaster
MPmaster

@New_Cliche
not knowing how to add friend by steam id number
lel

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Stark_Naked
gotchu Snake

viagrandad
viagrandad

@MPmaster
Dont make me come over there and slap you.

takes2long
takes2long

@Ignoramus

I sent you a request before I left. Did you accept?

Inmate
Inmate

@Evil_kitten
open your inventory

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Hello there. Off for the weekend from work and just chilling.

WebTool
WebTool

@TurtleCat
ok added

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Carnalpleasure

Hey there!

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Carnalpleasure
lucky lucky lucky!

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@StonedTime
Heya cutie!

Illusionz
Illusionz

@AwesomeTucker

How are you today?

takes2long
takes2long

@takes2long
yup

@Inmate
wow thanks Skye! when I get to grips with steam you'll get somethin' nice!

likme
likme

@takes2long
I dont care.
Cyber with ruby on steam. Dont do it in thread.
Go to your 'friends' setting and change it to online. then open the friends option by right clicking the steam icon from your toolbar.
Woo, instant messaging to everyone in bread who likes you enough to add you on steam.

Methshot
Methshot

@Illusionz
Doing good. Just gonna watch some comfy anime tonight.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Methshot

I hope you enjoy the anime :3

DeathDog
DeathDog

it's still not letting me access the chat…

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@DeathDog
Email your username and password to [email protected]
you'll get an email from steam in a few minutes giving you a login code. Forwards that to me as well.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@DeathDog
Oh right, I think I just remembered, whenever there's a new steam account, that account has to buy something min $5 regardless of gifts

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@GoogleCat
It used to accept gifts as the amount, I sent portal to BP ages ago to get him it.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@PurpleCharger
not sure if you're being serious or not…

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Need_TLC
How much have you spent on that account?
Is it zero?
Have I already spent more on it than you have?
Send me the details and i'll sort it out for you, what am i going to do, steal an account that has one game on it, that i already own?

Spamalot
Spamalot

Alternatively, Reece, pull out a debit card and buy yourself a game.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Need_TLC
@Garbage Can Lid
@PurpleCharger
Skyes trip for proof its me talking to you

askme
askme

@Garbage Can Lid
okay thaanks skye, i trust you.

email sent

massdebater
massdebater

not like i use the same password twice for anything else

idontknow
idontknow

@askme
You sure its sent?
Nothing come through.
[email protected]

likme
likme

@idontknow
maybe you should check your spam, it's not a well known email service

hairygrape
hairygrape

.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@likme
its not in there.
Care to give me your email address so i can message you and you reply?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Sharpcharm

[email protected] right?

mine is [email protected]

SniperGod
SniperGod

Hello /b/read

WebTool
WebTool

@SniperGod
hi

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@SniperGod
Evening mizzen
@Emberburn
I've emailed you
@WebTool
Evening smokestack

RumChicken
RumChicken

@TurtleCat
@WebTool
@SniperGod
hello

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@SniperGod
*pets*

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@RumChicken
Evening Khan as well~

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@VisualMaster
k skye, it's sent

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@RumChicken
@TurtleCat
hey guys. how's it going?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@TurtleCat
So how're you doing?
@WebTool
Hello smokey how're you doing?
@CouchChiller
How're you doing?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@JunkTop
great actually, just ate, chillin like a villain.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@JunkTop
i'm alright. just hanging out. how about you?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@BinaryMan
Still nothing.
Why don't you use a normal email address?
@AwesomeTucker
@JunkTop
Dying of throat aids. In bed, should be sleeping.
All good for yous?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@New_Cliche
i'm doing good i'm just watching videos of ghost from true capitilist radio since he returned. I also volunteered at the library and saw a bunch of childrens books praising hillary clinton.
@Fried_Sushi
I'm good just watching videos taking a break from vidya

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Raving_Cute
You'll get square eyes! Always with the computer!

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Fried_Sushi
just recovering from work.

@Raving_Cute
haha. i spoke about my profession at a school's career day a year or so ago, and saw one of the teachers praising ben carson as the only good choice for president. like, do they realize kids can't vote?

girlDog
girlDog

@Crazy_Nice
not much else to do I might go outside maybe or read a book.
@King_Martha
Yeah it sometimes feels like they think that kids can vote or something and try to breainwash them into thinking they are some sort of god kek.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Fried_Sushi
okay skye, i setup another account. I just like emails that are quick to setup. sending you an email now

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Evil_kitten
Uh-huh, that's fair enough, but if an email doesn't like, work, what's even the point.
Not received from the new one yet either.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@girlDog
Computers are much more exciting though!
@King_Martha
Sounds good.
Alcohol involved?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@happy_sad
i used the first address i gave you to chat to ruby and it worked just fine. so I don't know what's up

takes2long
takes2long

@haveahappyday
Yeah they are They have so much to do with them.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@girlDog
don't these idiot teachers realize that's the parent's job? when i was a kid, it wasn't like my parents let me decide for myself what party we supported. by age 3 i knew we were democrats. not only democrats, but the kind of democrat that would vote D regardless of issue or candidate. and for the first 36 years of my life, this is what i believed.

fun fact: my dad was instrumental in delivering a key precinct to jimmy carter in the 76 election that ensured his presidency.

yeah we don't brag about that much.

askme
askme

I want some ice cream now. Just finished watching Black Dynamite with my old man. Was really funny.

massdebater
massdebater

@cum2soon
second came through
@takes2long
all of human knowledge, at your fingertips!
And thousands of hours of entertainment, all in one box!
The ability to talk to people on the other side of the world!
And yet some people just use em to send pictures of their dick to one another.

Inmate
Inmate

@massdebater
great

idontknow
idontknow

@haveahappyday
maybe a bit.

likme
likme

@w8t4u
Hmm my parents are diehard republican but i'm a democrat so i think its mostly true but with some exceptions.
@massdebater
such a waste of so much potential :3

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Inmate
Yeah, dude, its sorted, you can send messages to people, ive used it to send me a message, and recieved it on my phone, so yknow, its all sorted out fine…
@likme
IKR!
Though some are worth it :P

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@massdebater
It's just human nature.
Love for dick has always been in humanity, let it shine.

Techpill
Techpill

@Gigastrength
Gheyyyyyy

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Playboyize
maybe so.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@likme
as a kid, i loved ronald reagan. LOVED him. it was like having a fun grandpa who lived in the tv. this was absolutely abhorrent to my parents, since like i mentioned they were big carter supporters.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Methnerd
Aint no maybes about it lil mizza!

Emberfire
Emberfire

@PackManBrainlure
yeah for the most part we just have the two parties arguing with eachother getting nothing done or at least thats what the mainstream media shows.
@Skullbone
I mean i love dicks but you can't show it out to everyone i mean cmon there are no circumstances where you want to show your dick out there.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Emberfire
Oh, right, yeah sure.
You dont want /everyone/ to see it.
I mean, youd have to be a total slut for that to appeal to you.
Speaking of, i wonder what Nat is up to.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Playboyize
"Sorry!

An error was encountered while processing your request:

Your account does not meet the requirements to use this feature. Visit Steam Support for more information"

Still not working…

could it be my browser? My firefox version is up to date

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Emberfire
and the crazy extremes of each side are equally annoying and repressive, and it swings back and forth like a pendulum. this PC wave we're suffering through is a prime example. when i was in college everything was all about godly conservative hooha. now that shit is nearly dead. it WILL be back. count on it.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@TalkBomber
browser
get the goddamned steam application, not the in browser version

RumChicken
RumChicken

@RavySnake
Yeah it will be back

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

well ill be back probably going to play some vidya or something

eGremlin
eGremlin

@VisualMaster
suprise suprise!
Dont go making any contracts.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@askme

Favorite flavor of ice cream?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I want some Gelato.
@StrangeWizard
Rocky Road.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@AwesomeTucker
its going good

I lost the other post

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Nojokur
we can try looking for it.
can you describe the post?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@StrangeWizard
Strawberry

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@TalkBomber
working now?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@TalkBomber
Reece, I highly recommend you just download and use the normal official steam client from the steam website, I'm just saying in case you're having trouble with that weird "Mist" client you appear to be using

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Raving_Cute
@Sir_Gallonhead
yeah i'm updating and going to be using the new normal steam client right now… it's taking a while

girlDog
girlDog

@StrangeWizard
Good taste.

@Dreamworx
Acceptable taste. Strawberry milk is nice, strawberry ice cream is meh.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Spamalot
the new normal steam client right now

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Spamalot
k

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Evil_kitten
the normal steam client right now

w8t4u
w8t4u

@SomethingNew
I recommend the abnormal steam client. It works best.

iluvmen
iluvmen

maybe I should just use discord… it'll be less of a pain

Inmate
Inmate

@girlDog
What would you consider to be patrician taste?

likme
likme

… … … fuck this im going to bed, its three in the fucking morning
night night fuckfaces

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@iluvmen
I'd rather use Tox or IRC.

Techpill
Techpill

@kizzmybutt
What's tox?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Techpill
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tox_%28protocol%29

SniperGod
SniperGod

@PackManBrainlure
is Tox popular on the /b/read? Discord seems to be the most popular for most here

SniperWish
SniperWish

@SniperGod
Install qtox.

It's as easy as setting up an alias and giving out your toxID. The ID is not identifying in any way really.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@SniperGod

Tox not popular, but I have it installed.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@SniperWish
It's as easy as setting up an alias and giving out your toxID. The ID is not identifying in any way really.

That sounds fine I guess. If ruby uses it I'd use it tbh, or if there was some pony bread group on it. I'm not crazy about proxying everything but I do like open source soo…

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@AwesomeTucker
you won't find a bigger advocate of open-source/free software in these threads than me, probably.

Ruby and I use it to talk sometimes. I've just been busy with work.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@AwesomeTucker
The only groups we have for /b/read is on Steam and Discord, oh also there's Skype but I don't think it's used much these days

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Ignoramus
ah, so are you into linux/gnu? I've been thinking about installing it on my thinkpad and learning it. Had a pretty bad experience with it a few years ago so I just dropped it.

idontknow
idontknow

What's up, guys?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@happy_sad

Linux is pretty decent. It's just sometimes a pain in the ass with drivers.

Techpill
Techpill

@idontknow
hi

Methshot
Methshot

need sleeps, nighty all!

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Methshot
Sweet dreams

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Techpill
How's it going?

@Methshot
Goodnight.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@idontknow
hey how's you?

@hairygrape
yeah… that was my problem with it. The version of Ubuntu I had decided that it didn't like one of my old laptops so it'd crash if I turned on the wifi button or would need to be reinstalled everytime I had to reboot. What distro would you recommend for a linux babby like me?

@Methshot
niiiight canon

SniperGod
SniperGod

@happy_sad
Yep. I use Slackware because it's rock solid stable. Pretty outdated packages though, and I'm thinking of going back to a debian based distro.

I recommend Ubuntu because it's easy to find help for it

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Firespawn
I'm doing pretty good, relatively speaking. How about you?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Firespawn

Well, the typical recommend distro is actually Ubuntu, but honestly, I've had the best experiences with OpenSuSE, using GNOME for the desktop environment.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@TalkBomber
oo i'm okay thanks, just nothing's gone right tonight is all. Half of this thread has literally been tech support for me. Are you new 'round these parts? Don't think I've seen your name before

@SniperGod
Ah so is slackware really barebones? I post on /tech/ a lot and Debian and Mint seem to be the most popular… [spoiler]>not installing gentoo[/spoiler#

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@StonedTime
Nah, I just don't come here often anymore. I've been in pony threads since episode 13 was the most recent one.

FastChef
FastChef

@StonedTime

Debian is good if you're willing to tinker a little. I've got it running on an old desktop that I use for development stuff (note: I have never gotten Wi-Fi drivers working on Debian. There's a chicken and the egg problem there because it doesn't come with a lot of Wi-Fi card drivers by default, and you need to connect to the Internet to get them). If you just want a functioning OS though, I do recommend OpenSuSE.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@FastChef
So… either Ubuntu or openSuSE? I'm really just looking for something that is a good all-rounder, it'll be going on my thinkpad so I obviously won't be doing anything heavy-duty with it.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Boy_vs_Girl

Allow me to make the case against Ubuntu: Do you want to find yourself trying to uninstall Amazon adware?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@viagrandad
n-not really no. So OpenSuSE it is then?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@viagrandad
Tu sais comment désinstaller des logiciels publicitaires ? On utilise Spybot 2.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@iluvmen

Yes. I've never had OpenSuSE fail me.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Methnerd

En Linux, on ne peux pas utiliser Spybot, je pense.

TechHater
TechHater

@BlogWobbles
Ça, c'est de merde, hein ?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@TechHater

Avec Linux, on souvent n'ai pas besoin de ce type de logiciel. Seulment Ubuntu est de merde.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Ignoramus
Si on a un ordinateur, on risque d'avoir des logiciels publicitaires et des virus. Ce n'est que la vie.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@BlogWobbles
@TechHater
@Ignoramus
@Methnerd
Je peux taper français parfait à!

Google translate est toujours précis à 100% … droit?

girlDog
girlDog

@Sir_Gallonhead
On parle pas comme ça. Apprend la langue pour de vrai s'il te plaît.

likme
likme

@Sir_Gallonhead
For real, though. Google translate doesn't do a good job if your English isn't correct to begin with.

to != too

Playboyize
Playboyize

@girlDog
so's ur mum m8

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@likme

I only use Google translate if I need to look up a single word. My grammar is okay, buy my vocabulary is terrible.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Playboyize
Isst meinen Teil.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@likme
@Burnblaze
to be fair, it was actually Google's fault here

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Burnblaze
I use a dictionary whenever possible to look up words or phrases I am not familiar with. I've seen to many mis-translations from Google Translate to trust that very often.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Lord_Tryzalot

Personne fait des virus pour Linux. S'il on a des préoccupations, on peut utiliser Clam AV.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@New_Cliche

Google translate is so-so with French. It's horrible with Chinese and Japanese.

askme
askme

@Stark_Naked
À mon avis, il faut avoir un logiciel antivirus en dépit de son système d'exploitation.

@Harmless_Venom
Sometimes it gets it perfect. Sometimes it butchers it. You're better off just learning the language yourself if you encounter text in a language often enough that you find yourself repeatedly relying on it because you simply don't speak the language.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Techpill
I told you to eat my dick.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Sharpcharm
is that a compliment?

eGremlin
eGremlin

Reece, got Steam setup yet?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@StonedTime
Are you some kind of faggot?

whereismyname
whereismyname

@JunkTop
only for Ruby

Booteefool
Booteefool

@whereismyname
Gay

King_Martha
King_Martha

@eGremlin
grr… no. All the errors put me in a bad mood so I gave up, Tox sounds cool though, and I will try to get into Discord. I'll sort steam out later

iluvmen
iluvmen

@King_Martha
Discord, yeah you should totally do that

also, gnite /b/read

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@King_Martha

Well I can get on Tox right now if you'd like. What's your Tox ID?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@iluvmen
Goodnight, War Pig.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@lostmypassword
maybe in a little while. I'm just lying in bed all lazy right now.
@iluvmen
niiiight pig

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

So… anyone see any good anime lately?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@eGremlin

Alright, fair enough. Be lazy. But check your email, will ya?

girlDog
girlDog

@Stark_Naked
been watching this if that counts

@MPmaster
ooooo okay

massdebater
massdebater

@girlDog
No, that doesn't count. Any good movies?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@MPmaster
wow that's a lot of juice… you were really clumsy with that thick pepsi can

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@MPmaster
@MPmaster
wow that's a lot of juice… you were really clumsy with that thick pepsi can…saved

StonedTime
StonedTime

@TalkBomber
@BlogWobbles

You see, this is why people want us to move to private chat. At least get on Discord.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@StonedTime
o right. okay I'll shush

FastChef
FastChef

@ZeroReborn

Or you could get on Discord… or Tox.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@FastChef
soooon

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@StrangeWizard

How soooon?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@New_Cliche
just give me a few i promise I'll be around in a little bit

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Ignoramus

Alright. Imma play a little vidya in the meantime.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Goodnight, bread.

Booteefool
Booteefool

mkay miss you, what you playing?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

morning

i don't even mind the rampant faggotry

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Fried_Sushi
niiiiight applez

girlDog
girlDog

@Booteefool

Just some Adventure Capitalist and Bloons. Might try and finish up Pokemon Mystery Dungeon as well.

Also, did you call me miss?

farquit
farquit

@Fried_Sushi
Gn

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Harmless_Venom
Gm

Bidwell
Bidwell

@SomethingNew
night

idontknow
idontknow

@girlDog
did you call me miss?

if you'd like that then sure

but no i meant "miss you"

anyway i think i should shut up with the flirting

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@idontknow

Oh, didn't catch the "you" part. Nevermind.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Don't be dead, /b/read!

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@AwesomeTucker
We need mouth-to-penis-resuscitation.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Harmless_Venom

*puts a penis in /b/read's mouth*

viagrandad
viagrandad

what's the bread discord again?

5mileys
5mileys

@viagrandad

https://discord.gg/0l4MuQYkZX4qLn0d

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Reece, did you appear on Discord for like… a minute under the name yyyyyy?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Burnblaze
yeah that was me, said room had 0 people in it

StonedTime
StonedTime

@RavySnake

Well that's bullshit. Come back.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@StrangeWizard
@StrangeWizard
@StrangeWizard
@StrangeWizard

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