ITT

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

ITT: Shit you fapped to as a kid.

Don't judge me.

All urls found in this thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqZoK1bq2hs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cd3mGv9wtYU
http://putlocker.is/watch-demon-seed-online-free-putlocker.html
http://archive.is/GPWGu#selection-1921.1-1921.150c
Playboyize
Playboyize

I will be your judge and I will sentence you to the following: Be called a faggot forever.

Techpill
Techpill

HOLY SHIT THE SITE FUCKING CRASHES EVERYTIME I TRY TO FUCKING POST AN IMAGE AND IT WON'T EMBED EITHER SO HERE'S JUST A FUCKING LINK, IT'S LOONETTE AND HER BIG COMFY COUCH. HOPEFULLY THIS DOESN'T KILL THIS SHIT SITE JESUS FUCK NIGGER CUNT ASS MOTHERFUCKER DYKE PUSSY HECK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqZoK1bq2hs

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Techpill
You're really bad at life. I'd recommend deleting this profile and starting again, don't skip the tutorial this time.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@RavySnake
[/spoiler]IT'S NOT THAT I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO EMBED IT'S THAT THIS SITE WOULD SOMEHOW CRASH EVERYTIME I'D DO IT OR I'D JUST GET A 404 OR MY POST WOULD GET TRUNCATED. I TRIED, I TRIED SO HARD FOR SO LONG AND GOT NOWHERE BUT IT DIDN'T REALLY MATTER ANYWAY, YOU KNOW IT'S JUST A LITTLE TOO LATE[/spoiler]

TechHater
TechHater

be me
start fapping
almost immediately discover Liz Vicious by googling "goth girl boobs"
drown myself in swimming pools of jizz on a regular basis
ruin all future intrapersonal relationships

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@ZeroReborn
And now I really am fucking up, I'm calming down.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@ZeroReborn
Want to try that spoiler again, captain capslock?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@TechHater
Holy shit lol Have not seen here in years

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

some vids from limewire heh

Supergrass
Supergrass

@New_Cliche
Mindy's still one of my favorite faps. She looks like my first gf or at least used to

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@RavySnake
@ZeroReborn
Now she's a hot MILF.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Columbia and Janet in this particular song from The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

It's probably why I'm sexually fucked up now.

cum2soon
cum2soon

This right here

eGremlin
eGremlin

@cum2soon

228x110

Really mate?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Stark_Naked

That is a classy response. And although she mightn't be to everybody's taste, I think she's hot.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

When I was 12 - 13 I cut a hole in my pillow, stuck a picture of her face from a Simpsons-related magazine on it, and fucked/kissed it religiously for over 3 weeks before being found out. Slept past alarm and mom saw the tape holding the face on.

No idea why I started to find her attractive, considering there was much primer, younger pussy in the series. Guess it was due to all the episodes of her acting sexy were practically played sequentially where I lived. The Woodrow ep, the Spinal Tap one (or whichever one it is where she whores herself out to a band, and the later "Edutainment" episode where she pops balloons covering her naked body. Or maybe it was the idea of a MILFy, hormonal, predator of a teacher turned my early libido right the fuck on.

I fucking loved her, still do. May her voice actor rest in peace.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Alex Mack holy fuck seeing her liquify made my dick go nuts as a kid

DeathDog
DeathDog

This cunt

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

This tbh fam.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

an animé porno where this man with wide shoulders was fucking the girl and she got a call from her husbando while they were fucking and he kept fucking her and she was saying "ooohoooh oh okay see you later husbando"

Soft_member
Soft_member

@TechHater
She was my first porn fap too that's wierd.

@Nude_Bikergirl
ur a cuck

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I played a lot of video games as a kid,
and I had serious OCD around keyboards, had to touch all the buttons, an equal number of times.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Stark_Naked
starship troopers. Took me a second.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

there was this blond girl travelling through africa or something, wearing red boots and blue shorts iirc

cant find her again, wish i could have a nostalgic fap on some r34 of her though

5mileys
5mileys

@TechHater

She was murdered by here boyfriend…

massdebater
massdebater

@Raving_Cute
I used to search online for video of naked little girl to fap to when I was a little boy. I was always affraid that the police would come investigate.

Also when I was 9 I used to go on club pinguin and piczo, pretending I was 30 years old and just got out of jail, because somehow I thought it would get me laid with older women.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@massdebater
search online … when i was a little boy

thanks for the reminder that pre-internet childhood sucked

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Raving_Cute
I'm not that old I swear, but I do recall this shit being on one of the movie channels. This film failed to give me the strangest boners.

For those who haven't seen it, the tl;dr is advanced "smart house" becomes incredibly horny and cucks scientist by forcing the robotic D in his wife

@Stark_Naked
Yea son

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Spamalot
@Snarelure

mein neggers!

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@massdebater
Also Comic book where the girl take a bat.
And when me and my parent where on vacation on a beach where topless was aloud, I would pretend I was going for a walk collecting sea shell, but really I was just going to look at boobs, once I was hard I would just go far in the water and releaf myself there or in a cabin.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Firespawn
You've seen Demon Seed? :O

WebTool
WebTool

@Firespawn
please don't attempt german when you don't speak it

it's "meine neger" in plural

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Carnalpleasure
I always wondered that and for some reason I knew it most have sucked.
I guess the cool thing was that you could have act like a total jackass in public without fearing that the tape would go viral.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Carnalpleasure
I always wondered that and for some reason I knew it most have sucked.
I guess the cool thing was that you could have act like a total jackass in public without fearing that the tape would go viral.

What wasen't my mom didn't let me have a webcam when I was 12,because she found my search history where I searched for the average enis size of a 12 years old. She tought I would use the webcam to compare my penis to other kids online.

girlDog
girlDog

@Carnalpleasure
Was your life like <<stand by me>> at least or <<c'est pas moi je le jure>>, sometime I wish I could go back in time and live a childhood like in the storie from my childhood, where kids used to wear short short and walk a lot, but then I remember that add wasen't diagnost back then, so I probably would have kept peing in the corner of the class until I would have dropped out of school like Joe Harper in Tom Sawyer.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@WebTool

I bet you're fun at parties.

w8t4u
w8t4u

I didn't discover porn but I went on youtube I would look up kissing girls and found videos like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cd3mGv9wtYU

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

And still do, I hate anime.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Raving_Cute

What do you find sexual about this op?

Do u want to fug sponges???

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@WebTool
bitte forsücht nicht Deutch gesprecht wiss ihr das gesprau habt kein gelehren

ist "mine nigger" immer plural

likme
likme

@TechHater

yes

Methnerd
Methnerd

@VisualMaster
You're in luck then, because that isn't anime.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Methnerd
That's totally anime.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Snarelure
Totally isn't.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Emberfire
pic related; it's you right now

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Doo doo doo doo doo
Inspector Gadget
Doo doo doo doo doo doo-doo
Hoo hooo

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

the evolution of men

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Snarelure

http://putlocker.is/watch-demon-seed-online-free-putlocker.html

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Booteefool
I watched the whole movie and came three times

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Lizard on Spiderman rape fantasies.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Found a lesbian porn tape with a friend from the 80s or 90s of a lesbian, cheerleader, orgy. I think I was 10 or 11 at the time.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Raving_Cute
I fapped to Candydoll back in the day. I still fap to it on occasion, but not as much as I used to.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Samus getting knocked up to set the mood.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@DeathDog
bubbles here fam

Methshot
Methshot

@Lunatick
Kids are going to have it good now a day with the virtual reality going on.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Boy_vs_Girl

Scientists find brain differences in pedophiles
http://archive.is/GPWGu#selection-1921.1-1921.150c

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@SomethingNew
Does it mean that if I'm intelligent and tall I have less chances of getting caught? Alright let's get some toddlers then.

idontknow
idontknow

@SomethingNew
totallytrustworthyandunbiasedreport.jpg

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Garbage Can Lid

mfw I didn't stop fapping to penny when I grew up

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

whole thread about being underaged and having sexual desires,masturbating, often to adults
people in this thread go on to say in pedo theads that kids never want to do anything sexual

Why does this always happen, like that people acknowledge that they wanted to fuck when they were 10 and then say that no one under 16 wants sex.

Firespawn
Firespawn

That girl from Lazy Town was always cute and I didn't even like Lazy town.
Also blond girl from iCarly, I didn't masturbate to them though.
tfw she became a coalburner
Well, that's where Nickelodeon will get you.

askme
askme

bump

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Lunatick

Who made this?

MPmaster
MPmaster

When I was 12 years old I looked up "Anime Sex" and found this short preview. This was all I needed back then. I've never seen the full video though.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

(.)(.)

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