Daily reminder that aluminium is to iron what margarine is to butter

RumChicken
RumChicken

Daily reminder that aluminium is to iron what margarine is to butter.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

FUCK THIS IS AN OLD MEME

RavySnake
RavySnake

B A U X I T E S U P R E M E

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I heard mercury poisoning makes you crazy, might try it sometime.

whereismyname
whereismyname

aluminum is very useful in fallout 4, OP's troll meme is invalid

fuck you, nigger

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

No it's not. Aluminum (fuck off Brits) is appropriate for completely separate applications, whereas margarine is just useless bullshit.

OP is that faggot who sees someone used duct tape to fix their snowboard and blames the duct tape for it being a shitty fix which adds friction. Aluminum's sphere is being ultra light, having surprising rigidity overall despite being highly point-malleable (don't know technical term), being extraordinarily reflective once cleared of rust, and having rust (aluminum oxide) which sticks so tightly to it that it seals out water and air once it builds up, preventing any significant degradation of the body of the metal due to rusting.

If THAT weren't enough, it also sheds heat like a GTA pro. Want something hot to be cold as fuck? Slap aluminum on the side of it and set up a few fans wafting air across the aluminum, and that hot thing will practically be giving you frostbite after a while. Take the aluminum off and wait 5 seconds and fuck's sake, it already cooled. Aluminum is a scholar and a pimp, you're just applying it wrong.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@RumChicken
Daily reminder that aluminium is to iron what margarine is to butter

Neither one is good on bread, your analogy is invalid.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Iron is for plebs.

Real men use steel.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@MPmaster
Patricians with the mental acumen required to supercede "no true Scotsman" conformity memes and the funds to secure superior materials use titanium alloys.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@viagrandad
Practical folk employ bronze.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@happy_sad
True OGs seek copper.

5mileys
5mileys

@haveahappyday
Pragmatic souls shape stone.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@5mileys
Efficient survivors prefer wood.

askme
askme

my posts fail to upload, fuck you, kriplekike

massdebater
massdebater

@askme
The thinking man would use smoke signals.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Copper is better than aluminium in every way.
Op cant into metalurgics and kitchen

idontknow
idontknow

@iluvmen
Is copper as light as aluminum by volume? Does its oxide cling to it and prevent further oxidization? Does it quickly transfer and shed heat without melting to the degree that aluminum does, or does it stay hot and burn you after the heat has passed?

Copper can get back in the circuit box, aluminum 4 lyfe

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@RumChicken
A healthier and softer alternative?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@lostmypassword
Hey there 80s nutrition hype.
Margarine is bad for you.
Animal fat isn't.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@idontknow
Aluminium cant into circuitry, jewelry, kitchen, is harder to weld, looks like a wannabe metal. Oh, did i mention that corrosion eats it to shit?
Copper better

Emberburn
Emberburn

@TreeEater
Non-conductivity is a virtue, jewelry is vain and copper is shit-tier jewelry, copper is too soft for actual kitchen use unless you're a limp-wristed faggot "cooking" nothing but pudding, and copper isn't even an actual metal color and looks retarded when it shines because of it.

Copper can't even deal with corrosion either, steel is far better.

Not to mention copper has FAG DISEASE

Flameblow
Flameblow

@TreeEater
So when I want a cheap slut to download porn through I'll gape copper out into a wire and make use of it, but when I want real metal to have and to hold, aluminum is it

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@RumChicken
A (mostly) delicious, cost-saving, vegan alternative?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Emberburn
First metal blades were made from copper
Have you ever heard about aluminium knives? No. Modern man made aluminium as a cheap copper replacement, and we all know modern man is gay. So, to conclude:
Copper 1
Faguminium 0

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@BunnyJinx
Modern man made aluminium
You deserve a papercut across your frenulum for not knowing about the periodic table.

Reminder: The metals themselves aren't bad, only the isotopes and fake supermetals are irradiated Jew physics :^)

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@RumChicken
Then what is gallium?

@lostmypassword
Actually, much like aluminium, margarine is less healthy than butter.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

All other metals are a shit.
Titanium is king.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Playboyize
I didn't listen in the 80s, I listened in the 10s.

Animal fat isn't.
Animal products gives you a higher probability of dying soon than plant products do. No, I'm not a vegan and animal torture is hilarious.

@BunnyJinx
margarine is less healthy than butter
Why is that? Butter is a dairy product.

@TreeEater
Is that a tongue, vomit, or something else?
I prefer butter too, or rather a mixed product.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Dreamworx
Then you listened to retards who were 30 years behind medical knowledge.

Animal products gives you a higher probability of dying soon than plant products do. No, I'm not a vegan and animal torture is hilarious.
So you're a retarded edgelord who believes whatever you hear the most often from similar retards? Good to know, go back to Reddit.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Dreamworx
Are you lactose intolerant?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@SniperGod
retards who were 30 years behind medical knowledge
Michael Greger and the many scientists in those studies he presents.

you're a retarded edgelord
Retarded perhaps, but edgelord no.

whatever you hear the most often from similar retards
If we call them that.

back to Reddit
They won't even let me post there.

@TurtleCat
Quads deserve an answer: No, but it's an animal product, and besides the nutrition you risk high levels of estrogen, steroids and calcium. I'm not saying, I don't drink it, because I do.

@LuckyDusty
I'm going to say what everyone is thinking: You suck!

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Stupidasole
drink it
Was thinking of the milk it comes from. I eat butter and cheese too, on occasion.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@RavySnake

Does it come with a penny when it's mined?

King_Martha
King_Martha

I don't get this thread. Are you implying that it's the same exact thing? That it's vegan? Or are you some kind of naturalist asshole who thinks margarine is a poor knockoff of butter?

I'll have you know that aluminum is pretty badass. It's reactivity is through the roof, so you can use it to enhance explosives, fuel rockets, or melt through just about anything.

Steel is only useful because it's so cheap that even poor people can use it. Aluminum is the metal of the middle class.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Titanium masterace, cocksuckers.

WebTool
WebTool

@Gigastrength
It's hard to know if your trolling by posting a man who used aluminum as the material for almost everything he ever made.

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