I have come to this.>Lurking her every day>from morning to night>have no life...

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I have come to this.

Lurking her every day
from morning to night
have no life anymore
all I care about is 8ch Leeky Forums
don't need friends
only need faggots in my life

Tell me your stories

also >tfw no gf

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

be me
/b/ every day
i get shakes when I have to be away or when Leeky Forums goes down because of all the things i'll miss
can't go to bed unless i make a post stating I am going to bed
have to wait until someone responds before I shut down my computer
hate that I collect all the cp on here
but never had any physical contact with a girl in my life
want to cum on a baby so bad
nobody will ever love me
i'll never be able to sustain myself alone and live with parents forever
/b/ neither loves nor cares about me in any way, shape, or form
but like an abused victim I keep coming back
because they are all I have

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

J

askme
askme

Tfw heeeheee haaha he's weird and has a small penis

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Poker_Star
I'm allergic to smoke. Deprive me of another joy.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

be me
create large shelf near window
plant kale

kale sprouts
anxious to eat it already
want kale so badly
so incredible with beef and onions
better than spinach
better than lettuce
better than chard

fucking KALE

I have 66 baby kale plants

The secret to enjoying kale is to cook it. It's too bitter to be eaten without cooking. After cooking it tastes buttery instead of bitter. It's good plain as just a side dish as well. Like spinach but with more flavor.

Full of vitamins too

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@CodeBuns
Sprinkle olive oil all over kale, put on baking sheet.
Into the oven.
Very good

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@New_Cliche
mmm baked kale

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@CodeBuns
That's pretty cool.

@New_Cliche
@Spazyfool
My mom used to do this, but even a little bit makes the entire house smell like a swamp. How do you put up with that?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Fried_Sushi
i like swamps?

they remind me of my childhood

true story

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Nude_Bikergirl
Did you pray to Shrek every day?

massdebater
massdebater

@New_Cliche
Wake up at 2pm
Dress, not shower day, brush teeth
Head down stairs, zombie style, drink breakfast.
Talk to mom for about a minute, maybe two. Go downstairs to basement.
Boot up computer. Apply for jobs, play vidya, masturbate.
Head upstairs to eat dinner with folks, stare blankly at whatever happens to be on TV while forking down food.
Head back downstairs, work out, masturbate, play vidya, shitpost.
Do this until 6-7 AM.

Been doing this ever since I graduated from college in Dec.

likme
likme

@Boy_vs_Girl
I used to go exploring with my childhood friends in the dried riverbeds in my home town. They were swampy most of the year and when they dried out enough to explore during the summer, they still had that swampy smell.

I usually just fry the kale in oil with onions. It only takes a couple of seconds so I can make a quick side dish or to mix it with meat and onions. Overcooking it makes it limp and tasteless. It really only needs a short time on the heat, just enough to break it down a bit

you can also tear it and soak it in balsalmic vinegar and similar marinades

you just have to rough it up a bit and it really releases the flavor and makes it more palatable

kale as a garnish is such a waste

and fcking stupid hippies adding raw kale to salads only makes their salads bitter and a recipe for tummy ache

if they knew what they were doing they would cook it

hairygrape
hairygrape

@askme
imma stick this tiny weird penis up your butthole, fam

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Every day I am monitoring logs from my website, I see my baby grow from day to day.

It's a wonderful feeling, me as a father seeing his little baby growing up.

This makes me so sad and happy at the same time.

I love you baby.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Burnblaze
did i fucking ask?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Emberfire
You seem needlessly salty friend, what's up?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Burnblaze
That's fucking hawt

Have you molested her yet?
What does her beautiful cunny smell like?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@BlogWobbles
I molest her every day.

Uploading dirty videos through her pipe and stuff her with shit

TechHater
TechHater

@Burnblaze
that's all kinds of creepy

here's my KALE!!!

FastChef
FastChef

@TalkBomber
im not salty what is this questioning? i won't answer anything.
look around you this is Leeky Forums

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Heres my little baby girl I love her so much.

I think about uploading some gay porn now to it

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@FastChef
So you have to be perpetually pissed off at everything? Shit, If I wanted to do that, I'd just go to (INSERT POLITICAL RALLY HERE). We can just chill here, you know.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Fried_Sushi
pedo
It's good you're a loser. One less fucker creeping around the neighborhood trying to rape people's kids. Repent!

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Stark_Naked
yes

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Stupidasole
im not. salty

cum2soon
cum2soon

@viagrandad
Alright, just wanted to see if you were ok buddy.
Take care of yourself friend.

idontknow
idontknow

@CodeBuns
That's awesome, I used to grow plants too, it makes me so proud seeing my babies grow before I eat them

hairygrape
hairygrape

@likme
Raw food vegans are top kek

Methnerd
Methnerd

@CodeBuns
Is this a server?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Methnerd
yes

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@cum2soon
thanks pepe

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@idontknow
hitler you okay buddie?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Sharpcharm
how can you only use 73gb?

if it's for porn, it seems like you would have the 1.8TB maxxed out already

does it datamine 8ch automatically? is that why you are coming off so creepy?

or is it a trojan that's installed on someone's computer and you are just watching their keystrokes and beating off to their lolis?

i need answers damn it

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@LuckyDusty
On this server there are stored 6000 unique webms

and there will come more

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@CouchChiller
Why aren't they on a drive under your bed or something instead?

Are you a qt girl selling weird OC porn? Can we have some samples?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@CouchChiller
you hacked the webm format to transmit, didn't you?

i knew it, the format is hacked, delete all of them or they will get to you too

Illusionz
Illusionz

I took the last shit 40 minutes ago, but I need to take another dump right now.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Stupidasole
deleting all webms now, converting oc into gif video format

Soft_member
Soft_member

I will do it if you don't kill yourself user

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Soft_member
But it took so long to sort it all!
brb killing self, wouldn't want to lose my media collection

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@idontknow
What? I know the Jews give me a bad rep but I'm actually a pretty chill guy. Did you know I also used to paint in my past time?

@Illusionz
Take it easy bro.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Deadlyinx
Meant for
@TalkBomber

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Deadlyinx
there is now blood on my asshole I couldn't wait to take a relaxing shit cause I have to lurk here now theres blood everywhere

TechHater
TechHater

@Emberburn
sounds like a classic case of faggot butt to me.
try a smaller dildo

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Illusionz
i'm taking a poop right now. The problem is, i am at work, so can be called any time now, then the process wont be complete and a re-shit must commence when i get free time

i prefer to bind me time at home on me own, kampfy bowl.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Harmless_Venom
I just rewiped my ass cause there was some blood'n'shit left on it and it doesn't felt good.

I am happy that I bought some comfy toilet paper, my ass is thanking me right now.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@cum2soon
Do you eat cactus hence anal blood?
I had an amazing solid poop, i hate it when liquid rancidness comes down spraying whole toilet with brown stench, because when wiping mine auschwitz, some brown gets on my thumb, then i MUST smell it before washing hands without soap. It never does smell pleasant.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@kizzmybutt
iktf bruv
tfw water shits for a week

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