Pro-Cruz Super PAC tries to use Melania

Playboyize
Playboyize

A SUPER PAC SUPPORTING TED CRUZ HAS POSTED AN IMAGE OF A NUDE MELANIA TRUMP
THIS IS INTENDED TO GAIN THE SUPPORT FROM THE MORAL MORMONS OF UTAH
Yes, nothing like a naked hot woman to deter men!
http://www.mediaite.com/online/in-effort-to-appeal-to-mormons-anti-trump-super-pac-features-naked-wife-melania/

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v75wCTMZoSY
http://dailycaller.com/2016/03/14/who-is-the-real-heidi-nelson-cruz/
http://dailycaller.com/2016/01/26/who-is-the-real-ted-cruz/
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/mormon-porn-bubble-porn
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Supergrass
Supergrass

How do they expect me to jerk off to Heidi "Goldman Sachs" Cruz?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Playboyize
Is it really wise to mention wives, given what a shady cunt Cruz's wife is?

5mileys
5mileys

@Supergrass
both of these people don't want to be there

WebTool
WebTool

Melania will probably be the first First Lady since Jackie Kennedy that people could fap to and not be completely twisted fucks over it.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Evil_kitten
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Watch Trump bring up El Rato's wife's works and connections then. It'll be glorious.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

seems like a compliment

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@GoogleCat
Anyone have the graphic about Cruz's wife?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I predict poles will rise in Trump's favor.

girlDog
girlDog

@Playboyize
LYING TED, EVERYBODY. LYING TED. HE HOLDS THE BIBLE HIGH…THEN SETS IT DOWN AND LIES.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Mormon men are cucks

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Fried_Sushi
I don't, no.

@Dreamworx
This.

@Lord_Tryzalot
Nice try, Carlos but you have to go back.

massdebater
massdebater

@WebTool
but they still would be since she's married
i know what you were trying to mean though

Inmate
Inmate

Trump will go nuclear on Cruz's wife now.

Repost from.
@PurpleCharger

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

You know Trump titty fucked those glorious melons. I bet the only action rato sees is from his hand.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Fried_Sushi
He is a video.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Inmate
Trump will go nuclear on Cruz's wife now.
I think we need to do that.

In fact we need to put a lot more focus on cruz instead of the protesters. The protesters are a distraction.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Lord_Tryzalot
Ill visit you in Mexico after the wall goes up.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Burnblaze
I need the graphic.

It had her pic on the one side, and a bit of info about her work history and that whole "United Americas" shit.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Playboyize
Just noticed it's pic related. Damn they come up with some shitty memes.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Liz Mair, the Republican strategist behind Make America Awesome, said to Buzzfeed that the ads are aimed squarely at voting-age Mormons
Liz Mair
LIZ MAIR

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Playboyize
He's getting desperate.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Just sayin', this would never happen to Jeb's wife

farquit
farquit

On what planet is this not objectively a pro-Trump ad?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Lord_Tryzalot
Make America Awesome
Are you fucking kidding me? They're trying to steal Trump's thunder.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Clearly professionally done.

DMCA. That's neither satire nor commentary.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Lord_Tryzalot
LIZ MAIR
At what age are trannies supposed to kill themselves? Isn't she overdue?

Evilember
Evilember

@Methnerd
Mid 30s.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Lord_Tryzalot

The man?

How do Mormons feel about trannies?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Flameblow
If mormons would fall for this "we can't have a whore first lady" shit, I'm guessing being told they are getting manipulated by a tranny would probably drive them to suicide

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Paid for by Make America Awesome

MPmaster
MPmaster

Yes, let us bring up the wives.

Hot, sexy supermodel wife

Goldman Sachs banker

Yes, let us talk about those wives.

girlDog
girlDog

@ZeroReborn
Come on, anyone?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Evilember
How old is Liz?

massdebater
massdebater

@Flameblow

LDS Church just recently came out against trannies raising kids. Trannies' kids arent allowed to be baptized or attend church services.

http://www.hrc.org/resources/stances-of-faiths-on-lgbt-issues-church-of-jesus-christ-of-latter-day-saint

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@girlDog
@ZeroReborn
I'm looking for this too.

Someone should post it eventually.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Bidwell
@Lord_Tryzalot

make america awesome
trying to counter meme make america great again
forget that they are by the definition of a meme, unable to meme

Alright guys heres how we counter that.

First off my counter meme suggestion for cruz was well received last time I said it:

Cruz's campaign slogan is 'reigniting the promise of america'
reigniting
as in burning to the ground

Now for the counter meme to this

Make America Awesome
Awesome doesnt always connotate something good
awesome- extremely impressive or daunting; inspiring great admiration, apprehension, or fear.
as in 'shock and awe'

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Supergrass
their chins prevent them from kissing

StonedTime
StonedTime

Also

lambasting the character of a woman based on her past

I may be mistaken but wasnt jesus quite fond of a whore?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Poker_Star
@ZeroReborn
@Burnblaze

This?

google searched "heidi cruz info"

JunkTop
JunkTop

She looks awesome.
This election is going to be super duper brutal. You can expect allegations that Cruz is molesting his daughters, that his wife is having an affair with Andre the giant's corpse. All kinds of far out shit. Fucking watch.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Who has the vid of lyin cruz talking about how his campaign is making ebin may mays?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@girlDog
I just checked all 3 current Cruz threads in the catalog and none of them had them.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@RumChicken
@Supergrass

Wew

Someone shoop them into beavis and butthead

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@StonedTime
I may be mistaken but wasnt jesus quite fond of a whore?
yeah, and look what happened to him

Illusionz
Illusionz

@ZeroReborn
yeah that's what I remember. i tried google but must have searched the wrong thing.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Stupidasole
Lel

You forget we are dealing with evangelicals.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Snarelure
You don't need to counter meme this if you aren't fucking autistic. It considered a low blow to go after someones wife or family members in a campaign hell even in an argument it's a low blow. She has nothing to do with him running for President other than being his wife. Not to mention we can just say he is anti-women as she was a model and should be allowed to show her body etc…

Techpill
Techpill

@Soft_member
bla bla bla

Did that post mention anything about wives? Or was I talking about killing that tranny faggots attempt to go after trump?

Methshot
Methshot

@farquit
Self-flagellating Mormons who've been cockblocked so long they treat any beautiful woman with suspicion.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

This takes away the "high ground" narrative Cruz was trying to pull.
He's going to get his ass handed to him in a street-fight style match just like Rubio
AND also look like a fraud for abandoning his principles.

This is the stupidest shit ever. It's so stupid I'm wondering if Trump orchestrated this himself in some way.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Soft_member
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Would it be in bad taste for Trump to go after Cruz's wife's role in Goldman Sachs though? Technically he wouldn't be going after her for no reason, just her job.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@King_Martha
DESPERATE

your turn

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Methshot
There was a mormon in my squad in the marines. He moved his wife into town when we werent deployed. Was very pretty.

he used to put her in a suitcase and carry her around like luggage im not joking

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I hope these pictures were held by a license by Milania

LAWSUIT MOTHERFUCKERS

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@StonedTime
That's just mormal behavior.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@PackManBrainlure
t's so stupid I'm wondering if Trump orchestrated this himself in some way
nope
this was done by someone who hates Trump so much they've gone insane
Liz Mair

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@AwesomeTucker
You forgot your carlos pic

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Lord_Tryzalot
you have to go back

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@JunkTop
That retard went insane when he cut his dick off.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Sharpcharm
No. That's fair. It's coming and probably directly from Trump.

The "you fuck your daughters" (really dirty politics) stuff will come out organically just in response to this bonehead "total war" move. The counter-punch to this is going to be nuclear.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@New_Cliche
Checked.

@Booteefool
The counter-punch to this is going to be nuclear.
My dick is getting hard, user.

5mileys
5mileys

@Sharpcharm
Ted attacks Trump sister all the time and received death threats. Im sdupprised he doesn't.

Unless its something in the RNC pledge that Trump cant talk about specific donors which he hasn't this entire campaign except the unwritten donors Ted got as a senator.

likme
likme

@ZeroReborn

Was she an independent pornstar? Most russian porn stars are sex slaves. You can see it in their eyes. Makes it impossible to nofap.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@JunkTop
I'm not a PR expert but this is definitely fucking stupid right? KEK

Maybe Trump got someone to nudge him in some way or influence him?

I just can't even comprehend this level of idiocy being a naturally occurring phenomenon.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@likme
Trump can spin this of Cruz spreading porn to minors.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I thought morons were 'secret' porn hounds? Seems like this would hurt Cruz more than help.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I thought morons were 'secret' porn hounds? Seems like this would hurt Cruz more than help.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@5mileys
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Unless its something in the RNC pledge that Trump cant talk about specific donors which he hasn't this entire campaign except the unwritten donors Ted got as a senator.

Shit, I wouldn't have even factored something like that in. Either way, I have faith the Trump will guilt trip Cruz like he did with the "New York values" stunt.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Well ,i guess they just gave perverts' votes to Trump.

@Lord_Tryzalot
Nice one Carlos, but you're gonna have to go back and pay for that wall.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@ZeroReborn
BINGO!

Thanks user.

Anyone have a particularly unappealing - to Mormons, at least - picture of Liz Mair?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Evil_kitten
I actually believe Trump literally having Cruz killed is on the table now. Maybe he's getting old and he's like "fuck it." I'm tired of taking shit from these schemers. I wasn't going to go all out but they're bringing my wife into it.

"fucking do it."

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Spazyfool
Well ,i guess they just gave perverts' votes to Trump.

The ooga booga black votes are secured with this move.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Was there ever a hot or even decent looking first woman?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Garbage Can Lid
imblying your sane when you but your dick off

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Skullbone
you're

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Methnerd
Jackie Kennedy

Booteefool
Booteefool

@WebTool
Needs more mention of Liz being a fucking tranny.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@MPmaster
I actually believe Trump literally having Cruz killed is on the table now.
Well, Trump does have Mafia connections. Holy fuck, imagine some hardcore Cosa Nostra types going up against a Mormon Mafia in a war for America. This shit is getting crazy; there really well could be a war between the neocon/establishment conservatives and the blood-and-soil paleocon populist types.

@CouchChiller
I would totally snort cocaine off of Jackie Kennedy's ass.

takes2long
takes2long

@Supergrass

Nobody in this greaseballs family wants to kiss his rat face

askme
askme

@Supergrass
SHIT! Never seen her chin from that angle.. Bitch could cut glass…

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Booteefool
Holy smokes i've made Oblivion characters that look more human than he does. What an abomination!

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Booteefool
That's a strong jawline.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Playboyize
I don't fucking get it. She's fit as fuck and smart as hell. This makes me want to vote Trump even more. What the fuck are they trying to say with this?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@hairygrape

When you play the Crying game every weekend a faggot needs a chin like that.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Flameblow
They're trying to appeal to christcuck women, which you, I assume, are not.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Flameblow
Mormon's don't like this kind of shit because without their magic underwear, they cannot resist temptation.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@BinaryMan

Or the jealous fatties out there.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@BunnyJinx
magic underwear?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Men rate other men based on two things

1) Trophy wife
2) Money

In that order. The PAC-Cucks just don't understand the male brain. Even the most religious man will see Melania Trump naked and quietly mutter "sweet…lucky man"

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@PackManBrainlure
What's with the redacted?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Fried_Sushi
What's with the redacted?

Removing all references to her drug use/abuse and intoxication.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Nojokur
Mormons wear the temple garment under their normal clothes. It gives them super powers or some shit.

askme
askme

@Supergrass

Shes quite hot tbh. reminds me of reese witherspoon in legally blonde

If dubs I bang her on the Goldman Sachs trading floor in front of all the jocks, with the quant nerds watching in the background

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Booteefool
How have we not discovered this faggots real name?

idontknow
idontknow

@w8t4u
This bullshit can't be real.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Harmless_Venom
Has Trump said anything about banking regulation or going full Sherman Act on the banks?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@idontknow
Mormons believe the underwear is bullet proof, no shit.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@ZeroReborn

Utah is polling extremely high for Cruz. It's funny, even with information like this out there… after Iowa… after the lies against Cruz and the robocalling…

…they are still going to vote for him.

It's like the facts don't matter and their sermon information sources come directly from the mormon church hierarchy (corrupt).

Emberburn
Emberburn

@askme
I'm rolling to bang Heidi Cruz.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@askme
dat jaw
hot

She has a face like a potato.

@iluvmen
I've been wondering this myself.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Dreamworx
This is one of the dumbest things I've heard in awhile. You must either

1) extremely young
2) completely disconnected from reality

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@MPmaster
If they bring in the wives I'm really happy that Jeb! is out. We've seen his goblin enough.

@JunkTop
That tranny was already insane way before Trump decided to run.

@Evil_kitten
Trump surge with black demographics when?

@Booteefool
The "you fuck your daughters" (really dirty politics) stuff will come out
So, they really want to put the final nail in the GOP's coffin then.

@TreeEater
Sometimes i wonder if Joseph Smith didn't misspell morons when he named his cult.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Burnblaze
lies against Cruz

Meant Carson

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@w8t4u
@idontknow
@TreeEater
They don't think it's magic you dumb nigger. The idea is to prevent them from wearing clothes that are too revealing. They can't let any of that underwear show, so they can't wear anything with less coverage than shirts with sleeves and shorts that reach down to the knees.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Fried_Sushi
Fuck if I know, let's play madlibs.

Cruz also added that she was wet
I then asked Cruz if she was at the present location so she could seduce drivers, to which cruz replied that she had been gangbanged by a horde of Mexicans.
Cruz also relayed to me that she had been particularly horny for the past three weeks, and that she was currently cucking a spic.
After conversing with Cruz, I believed that she was degenerate sub-human filth.
In addition, I believed that she was a danger to herself & all nearby motorists due to her sitting ten feet away from busy N. Mopac traffic nude from the waist down.

massdebater
massdebater

@CodeBuns
I think he meant Jews, teens and niggers instead of men.

likme
likme

@BlogWobbles
She looks like a Russian from Kamchatka

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Raving_Cute
Whatever you say, Mormon.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@StrangeWizard
No. No. Just so you understand. I think the nasty stuff will be about Cruz's family as a counter-punch. In all fairness I'm only guessing what it will be, but the marquise of queensbury rules are fucking done. Trump might even have Cruz killed for this shit. There's going to be SOME response though and it's going to be brutal. Believe me. That I can promise you.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Raving_Cute
shut up moron. go larp with your magic underwear somewhere else dungeons and dragons wizard faggot.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Raving_Cute
caring this much
mfw this nigger got raped on his trip darkest africa

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Playboyize
Cruz seems to be getting weaker as time goes on and I think it hit a steeper turning point when he blamed Chicago on Trump.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v75wCTMZoSY

askme
askme

@RumChicken
Trump might even have Cruz killed for this shit.
Well this might be a problem because a lot of the evangelicals and the Mormons (who required survivalism) might rise up against Trump supporters if this happens. Or maybe I'm looking too much into this.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

FUN FACT: THE STATE WITH THE LARGEST CONSUMPTION OF PORN PER CAPITA IS UTAH

Techpill
Techpill

I remember when Cruz bitched about his daughters being targeted. Then he pulls this shit.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Techpill
This, what a fucking snake in the grass, and of course the Cruzcucks will defend it.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@King_Martha
The rat's support is waning because he cannot take a step up during the 24/7 Trump coverage that is more intense than ever.

Even neutrals like Hannity are getting tired of lumping the rat in as another outsider alternative candidate since the rat is revealing himself to be a sleeper agent for the establishment. Even normalfags calling into Rush have been saying that the rat should drop out and if he does not he will be just like cucksick who is staying in the race to deny Trump the nomination.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

the average man "You're damn right I want a sexy bitch as our first lady"
the thinking man: "His wife is completely irrelevant to his superior policies, which is why I'm voting for him"
Great strategy snek

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@VisualMaster
Kasich is doing this because he's a sore loser, isn't he?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

TIME TO SUE
TIME TO SUE
TIME TO SUE
TIME TO SUE
TIME TO SUE
TIME TO SUE

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Evil_kitten
Holy fuck, imagine some hardcore Cosa Nostra types going up against a Mormon Mafia in a war for America.

The American mafia has always been jewish, even though it has been characterized as italian. Italian jews are still jews.
Meyer Lansky is NOT a goy name.

askme
askme

@Fuzzy_Logic
Kasich is doing this because he's a sore loser, isn't he?
He's the cuckservative that the kikes always wanted. Even other cuckservatives are pissed that he has the audacity to say he can win all the delegates even though the math says he can't. Thus, the normalfags are waking up to the fact that the other two candidates are just there to soak up delegates, not win, and then the cuckservatives nominate a best goy at the convention. This scenario is fresh in the minds of normalfags and they are not being bullshitted any more.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Raving_Cute
Mormon underwear is believed to be magic. There are masonic symbols stitched into the nipples, and there is a cut in the left knee symbolizing kneeling to Elohim.
You can't just go and buy mormon underwear, you have to prove you are a mormon to the clerk before they will sell you any.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@happy_sad
I'm talking about actual, non-Jewish Italians though.

@askme
Fuck Kasich. Seriously, that grump eyebrow-less lesbian came to my college. He's a prick.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@StonedTime
I may be mistaken but wasnt jesus quite fond of a whore?

Debatable whether she was a whore or not (I don't believe so, myself), but I can confirm He was awfully fond of everyone. I don't think anyone would willingly submit themselves to one of the worst ways to die if they didn't.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@JunkTop

Gee golly!….I mean….come on folks…this is just SILLY!

cum2soon
cum2soon

@ZeroReborn
You're forgetting the cucked man.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Spamalot
Johnny Queso doesn't stand a chance.

Methshot
Methshot

@askme
No you got it right. This is casus belli for a total war senario. i don't know maybe he just sends some friends over to discus to Mr Liz? I think it all depends on if there's a link to Cruz. Somebody just made a ruthless billionaire enemy for life though. That's for sure.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Spamalot
Holy shit his face looks so greasy, like he just rubbed a fried ham all over himself. This man needs some soap.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Spamalot
@Bidwell
Anyone else notice how quickly Kasich goes from Mr. Rogers to "bitch I'll fucking cut you and throw you in the Cuyahoga River - they'll never find you!"

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Methshot
Somebody just made a ruthless billionaire enemy for life though. That's for sure.
I never thought that I would be supporting a bantz-giving billionaire against Mormons and snake handlers. How fucked up is this country now?

@Spamalot
My group and I got our pic taken with him. He's a manlet.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Raving_Cute
I never thought that I would be supporting a bantz-giving billionaire against Mormons and snake handlers. How fucked up is this country now?
Actually that's a closer representation of what America was like before it got cucked by the Uni-Party

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Spamalot
(checked)
Fuck I love this country.
GAS THE MORMONS
___ WAR NOW=
What would be in the blank?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Bidwell
Cuck the mormans
Polygamy war now

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Bidwell
CLOTHE THE MORMONS
MAGIC UNDERWAR NOW

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@cum2soon
cucked
man

Pick one and only one

RavySnake
RavySnake

On a side note, it should make everyone proud that the Cruz crew cucks on social media are freaking out that Trump supporters aren't freaking out over the AIPAC speech

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Raving_Cute
It's been pretty surreal lately. I never thought I would be this serious about That Real Estate Guy from That TV show. obviously I drastically underestimated the man.

It makes me wonder how many other people are hiding their power levels. Is screech from saved by the Bell going to rule the world? It's like the whole Jar Jar Binks is a Sith lord theory playing out in real life.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Playboyize

they're actually trying to use memes now?

they know we're winning

girlDog
girlDog

@Fuzzy_Logic
That picture memes Trump into office by the first line alone. These poor fools thought underwear is a substitute for wizardry.

Methnerd
Methnerd

LOW ENERGY MEMES

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Playboyize

This will be the first family.

And I'm OK with that.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Most fappable first lady ever.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Playboyize
Beautiful
Devoted mother
Not sucking Jew cock for a living like Mrs. Cruz

Is there supposed to be a downside here?

Evilember
Evilember

@Burnblaze
Not surprising considering that not only is the nice guy a facade, its not even one that he's accustomed to wearing. Remember he came out hitting hard against Trump and got destroyed in the first debate, the nice guy routine was a backup plan.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

The sad thing is this shit actually works on Mormons.

Utah is done. We'll win AZ, but UT is impossible without a huge Cruz sex scandal.

Hell, Cruz could come out as a satanist and would still win.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

On a side note, it should make everyone proud that the Cruz crew cucks on social media are freaking out that Trump supporters aren't freaking out over the AIPAC speech>>5491219
Remember he came out hitting hard against Trump and got destroyed in the first debate, the nice guy routine was a backup plan.
Yes, I do. He was vicious. I called him a "viper" back then, it was my first impression of him.

@TalkBomber
Hell, Cruz could come out as a satanist and would still win.
Esoteric voters know he already has.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@RavySnake
What do you mean? I didn't watch but I heard he cucked.

askme
askme

@Stupidasole

meant for
@Evilember

@Supergrass
FIltered, my man.

massdebater
massdebater

@Burnblaze
He looks like he's been swimming in the ohio river though, not a good sign when your eyebrows fall out and your face is full of inflammation.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

NICE USE OF 15 YEAR OLD IMPACT BOLD MEME FONT DUMB DYKE BITCH DO U HAVE STAIRS DO U EVEN MEME

Playboyize
Playboyize

@ZeroReborn
I never thought I would be this serious about That Real Estate Guy from That TV show. obviously I drastically underestimated the man.
Same here. I only knew Trump from The Apprentice and I didn't like him that much then but now I'm wanting him to become President.

It makes me wonder how many other people are hiding their power levels.
Watch, Robert Downey, Jr. and Mel Gibson are going to be Grand Inquisitors in the American Empire.

Evilember
Evilember

@Supergrass
He cucked but not as bad as everyone else. Also shittalked the UN and got the jews to clap for that which was pretty funny.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Evil_kitten
This. The thing is so many of them genuinely do respect Trump. In the same way that blacks regularly buy flashy things and show off their bling, everything Trump related is gold and emblazoned with his name, his ride is a private jet with his name on it, and he has a smoking hot wife to boot. Importantly, he actively flaunts it rather than hiding it, which is quite similar to negro social conventions. Though, in the case of the negro, they'll waste all their money on bling to give the appearance of being wealthy without actually being so. The external result is quite similar though and they're responding very positively to it as a whole. Come the general election, Trump is going to score the black vote through nothing other than just being Trump.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Evilember
Wasting dubs by replying to a blatant drive by
Step up

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@ZeroReborn
I'll respond to whoever I please, filter me if you don't like it.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

What if this was as a false flag, intended as an ad for Trump? If it was, props, it was good. Every advertiser knows: sex sells.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Need_TLC
Sex sells, indeed.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Raving_Cute
That's some kind of Mahometanism shit. Every religion of the devil has common characteristics.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Playboyize
Do revenge porn laws apply to this image?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Lord_Tryzalot

Carlos! Get back on the magic deportation bus!

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@ZeroReborn
lowercase obamatrade
TTP
comparison to EU, expecting my fellow Americlaps know that the EU has border-free travel

Unspreadable. Someone proofread this shit.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@MPmaster
She looks SPECTACULAR in this one. DEM JUICY ASS TITTIES.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Playboyize
I haven't watched TV in years, so I only ever saw stuff about Trump from other people, or in the break room at work. One day I bear he's running for president , I just forget about it thinking it's some kind of gimmick, then bam, can't stump the trump.

Trump will fund some scientists to make an actual iron man suit for Grand inquisitor Robert Downey Jr.

TRUMP WILL MAKE IRON MAN REAL

Firespawn
Firespawn

@haveahappyday
council ON foreign relations
It's in part, comma, pause for effect, such as
Gary Forbes didn't write any of this.
Gary Forbes is a basketball player.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Spamalot
Nobody wants to see that California Raisin naked

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@w8t4u
Nice dubs, Robert. Are you enjoying Leeky Forums?

@Snarelure
Trump will fund some scientists to make an actual iron man suit for Grand inquisitor Robert Downey Jr.
DUBS CONFIRM

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Stupidasole
I could use some more big titties.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Sharpcharm
What an alpha

RavySnake
RavySnake

@BlogWobbles

Is she Robin Wiliams?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@CouchChiller
i love rob but he needs to sort his fucking hair out

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Playboyize

HAHAHAHAHAHAH KEEP IT UP FAGGOTS, SHOW THOSE MORMONS AND THEIR CHILDREN PICTURES OF A NAKED WOMAN. THAT WON'T BACKFIRE AT ALL

whereismyname
whereismyname

@ZeroReborn
What did you just say to me, you little bitch?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@PurpleCharger
Just realized they're allowed to vote online, meaning this isn't a typical public-shaming caucus, and they can just used tabbed browsing to fap while they vote

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Sharpcharm
I just noticed… her nipple is erect

5mileys
5mileys

@ZeroReborn
I second this. Rob, you're cool and all, but fix your damn hair.

Techpill
Techpill

@PackManBrainlure

IMPORTANT: I think Hiedi Cruz was contemplating suicide. Walking into traffic. She had been depressed and was having a breakdown. It all fits if you read it that way.

CAN WE SUBSTANTIATE THIS?

IF THIS IS TRUE, HOW DO WE USE IT?

Do we really want a suicidal first lady?

Did Ted drive her to breakdown and almost suicide?

Is theirs a sham marriage?

Has their marriage always been a sham?

COME ON Leeky Forums WE ARE TRUMP'S ARMY. WE HAVE TO STRIKE BACK.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Techpill
Look into why they lived apart for 7 years

Who Is The Real Heidi Nelson Cruz?
http://dailycaller.com/2016/03/14/who-is-the-real-heidi-nelson-cruz/

Yet, investigating more deeply, Ted and Heidi Cruz have had a sometimes troubled relationship punctuated by bouts of physical separation that began when two young Christians on the fringe of protestant evangelicalism met while working on the Bush-Cheney 2000 presidential campaign.

Heidi, who began her career in D.C. as a political intern, emerged more successfully from her Bush-Cheney experience, landing a job working for Condoleezza Rice as an economic policy adviser for the National Security Council in the White House.

Evidently, Heidi Cruz did not take well to what appears to have been a Ted Cruz demand that she leave her lucrative Goldman Sachs job in Washington to join him in Texas, where she could play her expected role as “wife” when Ted began laying serious plans to run for political office.

See also: Who Is The Real Ted Cruz?
http://dailycaller.com/2016/01/26/who-is-the-real-ted-cruz/

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Hulk and Gawker once again.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Playboyize
having a hot wife is a bad thing

lol

askme
askme

@AwesomeTucker
We need to meme this in Utah. Mormons don't like women who don't support their man and aren't family minded

TreeEater
TreeEater

@askme
That would only make the hardcore Mormons identify w/ her, since they do a lot of faking. I'm not too worried about Utah, because they're going to such lengths to rig it. As long as Trump supporters vote, I think we can get 15% for Trump & keep Cruz below 50%.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Techpill
not your personal army

sage

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Start using Cruz missile clearly trying to replicate Trump Train
Start creating babbies first memes that not even a single plebbit cuck would upcuck
Start sending shills and interns to come here and shill Cruz/make disparaging remarks about Trump
They actually think that this won't backfire and that Trump won't get even stronger

We are better than these faggot. We control the narrative now, we see through the lies, treachery and astroturfing. More subversion isn't going to solve this problem you stupid fucking cucks.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Oh shit, American Samoa votes tomorrow too - 9 delegates…all unbound. Wtf

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Stupidasole

implying I am the Trumpinator himself
trying to sage the Donald

YOU'RE FIRED CUCK

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

This is the most retarded campaign ad I have ever seen.

DON'T WANT THIS GORGEOUS MODEL TO BE THE FIRST LADY? THEN YOU BETTER VOTE FOR TED CRUZ

It's like they're going after the Vulcan vote or something.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Bidwell
Jello

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Playboyize

inb4 this backfires and causes everyone to support Trump even more

I'd want Melania as our Emperess.

make america awesome
El Rato continues to plagiarize Trump

Evilember
Evilember

@Playboyize

What a bunch of retards, they just ruined El Rato's image of a clean family values candidate further. These political hacks are lowering him to Donald's level, which is exactly what sealed Narco Pubio's fate with the tiny hands remark.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@askme
She can take a nice load on it too. Probably hold every drop.

girlDog
girlDog

@CouchChiller
When you get to Melania's face in that set it's like crawling out of the desert and finally getting a drink.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Arizona bros better not forget to vote against McCain

Vote for Kelli Ward, she's actually gonna get rek McCain, iirc

JunkTop
JunkTop

Dumbest marketing campaign I've ever seen

Next thing he'll say Trump will legalize cocaine…vote for me instead!

cum2soon
cum2soon

@CouchChiller
JESUS fucking christ

Methshot
Methshot

@CouchChiller
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WebTool
WebTool

@MPmaster
@Evil_kitten
@Lord_Tryzalot
@CouchChiller
What the fuck is wrong with her eyes. Is she trying to look like a chink by squinting all the time?

5mileys
5mileys

@Supergrass
@askme
SHIT! Never seen her chin from that angle.. Bitch could cut glass…
Reminds me of this girl's chin.
DAT CHIN, DO

Inmate
Inmate

@Playboyize
2016
paying people thousands of dollars to make cheezburger-tier macros in a last-ditch attempt to influence the meme election

@Lord_Tryzalot
targeting Mormons
targeting a state Cruz is already expected to win handily

I'd like to volunteer for the anti-cuck wing of the RWDS just to help purge the criminally stupid.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@5mileys
Take it from me guys.
DO NOT compliment a woman's chin. srsly don't.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Cruz embracing this thing more naturally than his own wife

massdebater
massdebater

@Raving_Cute
Mormons believe the magic Mason underwear protects them from the Devil. They are required to always be in contact with it, which makes showering a bit of a task - one hand must always be outside the shower, touching the underwear. It's really dumb.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Gigastrength
underrated post
The takeaway: don't tell your kids porn is evil and will make them go to Hell; tell them it's an industry run by Jews and powered by white slaves and runaways.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Booteefool
This image of her should be used, and it should be captioned "Liz Mair; Known Transexual."

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Methshot
@PackManBrainlure
@JunkTop
@Garbage Can Lid
yet another insane tranny statistic in 3…2…

@StrangeWizard
there's a batch of them on 4/b/ of all places.
They imported a pretty infamous meme that took off from there.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/mormon-porn-bubble-porn
and yes, Japan soon adopted even that. Because a fetish unheard of in Japan is a national disgrace. No matter how nonsensical for their culture.

@Burnblaze
Obvious reason they're backing cruz is probably Romney calling in lots of favours back home. It's impossible to destroy a mormon to other mormons on anything but sex scandals though, and unfortunately bastard's clean on that front. He gets his fap on over mutilating profitable corporations to nuke the pensions and run off with them.

@idontknow
@TreeEater
@Raving_Cute
It's both.
They wouldn't have any powers anymore because back in the bigamy days they were a full legit garment themselves. They nullified their own blessings.
Something tells me one of the original mormons was just a tailor looking to get rich, cuz you got your undergarments that would pass as clothing anywhere else, then you put normie clothes over those vestments, and for religious ceremonies you have another full set of holy garb over that. It gets even worse if they're from the military because they're supposed to use both their formal military uniform and the second set of holy vestments during an important ceremony or funeral.

askme
askme

Are mormon a cult or some kind of D&D larpers?
Europoor here, please explain.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@askme
Mason off shoot that admire Jewish mysticism. Kind of a meta troll religion imo

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@askme

Cult. Fucked up Christianity offshoot dealing with kiddy fucking. Joseph Smith is their prophet.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@ZeroReborn
that low res

C'mon user, at least put some effort into it!

Reported for being a lazy low-energy fagit.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@ZeroReborn
@Raving_Cute

Really, it's not that hard. Copy the image's URL directly, go to https://images.google.com/, click the camera icon on the right side of the search box, paste image's URL, search, find highest res version that isn't blurry/pixellated!

ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT SHITTY LOW-RES REPOSTS!

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@WebTool
Jackie Kennedy
fapworthy

she looks half-retarded

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@LuckyDusty
Cruz is Skwisgar?
Well the insane nerdy interests make sense now, at least. Fukken metalheads are half-manly, half manlet nerdkind.

@Snarelure
That's actually not beyond the possibilities. Some Playboy millionaire+ has to do this eventually, and if Branson won't (he's acting cucked to the queen and all anti-violence because Femen keeps him up to his eyeballs in hot depraved lesbians. He was too rich to be bought the normal way, after all) then one of the trumpkin probably will.

@CouchChiller
Clinton
kek
Sanders' wife is so out of place among those others too. Really got a sweet old lady vibe going on. Can't find a photo of her unhappy anywhere! That probably means she's just hiding the crazy that good and will oven you before he does. He always did seem kinda meek, bet she's a momma bear type.
nah but seriously he does have a nice family, they just have an odd history.
He actually has as much appeal in that area as trump from a different direction. The two youngest kids are theirs, but the older ones all are from their previous marriages. Literal freakin' Brady Bunch! All the boomers eat that shit up.
IMO it's really fukken strange but Sanders' family looks more Tradcon than all the non-trump candidates. Probably why he nabbed the conservatives satisfied with neither GOP nor Trump (over muh vulgarity) and also the Paulites.

@Evil_kitten
@happy_sad
@JunkTop
He's probably got access to both. Closer ties to the Italians because construction, but I'm sure he could strongarm bibi into something. One apache to Nancy Kerrigan Heidi Cruz? …Could you make it two? Okay okay, One apache and two hummers it is. Consider that broad eternally praying, Donny!

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@LuckyDusty
I thought she was leaning away for a second but then I realized she's just so fucking massive he has to lean over her gut to get near her face.

TechHater
TechHater

@Ignoramus

Maybe try attention whoring elsewhere? Reddit perhaps?

TechHater
TechHater

@TechHater
animated .jpeg
The fuck kinda devil sorcery is this?!!!

SniperWish
SniperWish

@askme
the funniest part is they're pretty "progressive" in some aspects, being birthed from loopy cactus-water-high frontiersmen, but utterly insane in other fun ways. The no porn thing has come up, as have the magic underwears (which adherents all have different beliefs of their powers. some believe they stopped bullets, some believe they are fireproof, some believe you're impervious to physical harm/cars etc. It's like wearing a bible, so that you can claim any avoided calamity is thanks to magic underwear.)
but the best one is how blacks are incapable of becoming priests.
Black people are legit believed cursed in their entirety as "dark skin is the mark of Cain"
http://christiandefense.org/mor_black.htm
(considering black on black crime, they may actually be onto something.)
They actually policed miscegenation even better than the klan, due to blackness itself being a sin. There is no way short of rape until the 80s, that Mormons could have half-bred children. Black children are regarded from birth as potential criminals.
And their most recent leader claiming they're "absolved" of sin has been very divisive. There's a handful of different sects around the country now.
So yes, very poe, very trolly.
Also about half of the kiddie touching stories are protestant lies, they're not very well-liked in neighboring states.
The biggest one that resulted in a large federal raid was made up itself, even!
http://www.westword.com/news/hoax-caller-rozita-swinton-who-may-have-set-off-polygamist-raid-pleads-guilty-to-unrelated-charge-5862661 https://archive.is/uOX5t
http://archive.sltrib.com/story.php?ref=/ci_8969094 https://archive.is/WxCwd
wew lad, gotta love that pussy pass
mostly what got them into trouble afterwards was continuing to practice the more ancient polygamy-friendly form in a state where such was outlawed. (believing that declaring their land holy made it protected from federal law)

@TechHater
intriguing. You can see D&C shill posts when others reply to them. Never knew that!
@TechHater
m-m-muh plebbit, muh all wimminz r whorz
try harder chaim, redpill means something entirely different here. Or could you be working for someone else?!?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Targeting mormons
with porn

Umm, I know they like porn, but no mormons are going to share this on their facebook.

askme
askme

@TechHater
newfigs pls

Playboyize
Playboyize

@SniperWish
theyve given up on the black is a sin doctrine, miscegenation is still subtly discouraged but not an offense any more.

they are a religion made up by a conman, using masonry, 1820s new england hedge magic, and the quran as founding influences.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Lord_Tryzalot
Ok I giggled,

King_Martha
King_Martha

Sexy naked Melania
Or
Booger eating liar Cruz
wow tough choice

Spamalot
Spamalot

@TechHater

Looks like a jpg, acts like a gif.

(protip, rename file.gif to file.jpg)

:^D

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@askme
Jewish physics is what it is! Begone you spawn of Satan!

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@BinaryMan
larping newfag
absolute cancer you are

Playboyize
Playboyize

carson and bush confirmed for besiality
rubio married a fag hag

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@TechHater

jpg videos are a thing but that's just a renamed gif

WebTool
WebTool

@askme

If dubs, Heidi takes black cock up the ass.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Playboyize
honestly, i saw the image before reading the op and thought it was a pro-trump ad

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@WebTool
Wut. Check em.

takes2long
takes2long

Howard Stern predict Trump will be the nominee and loves Melania prancing around in the white house.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@CouchChiller
awesome!

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

TED CRUZ LITERALLY SLUT-SHAMES MELANIA

meme it

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@WebTool
Ancestors dicked by the khan

Inmate
Inmate

@PackManBrainlure
FUCKING THIS

askme
askme

@Dreamworx
I like how Milenia always has that "come fuck me" look you see in nightclubs.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@askme
its like the islam of protestantism

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Playboyize
This is really fucking retarded. Subconciously, seeing someone caught a hottie is never going to make you reject him. Sometimes I believe some branches of Leeky Forums propaganda are inefficient, but then I see what the professionals who are paid millions do and Pepe looks like wizardry.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Playboyize
Wait, are you kidding me? This is supposed to HELP Cruz?

I thought it was an ad someone made AGAINST him. Fucking hell.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@WebTool
(checked)

Confirmed coalburner.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@StrangeWizard
Even the space Elves can appreciate physical beauty, even if they don't act on it 6 years out of 7.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Lord_Tryzalot
Praise Kek.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

>258 posts
>nobody posted archive

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING NIGGERS

https://archive.is/iY69g

Bidwell
Bidwell

@5mileys
Lol I predicted the first words would be "Ok, so…".

WebTool
WebTool

@Lord_Tryzalot
10/10

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Lord_Tryzalot
Fuck you carlos, you're first to go back

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@lostmypassword
Neat.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Raving_Cute
/monster/ made it a few days ago.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Raving_Cute
/monster/ made it a few days ago. It's almost surprising how much of its population is /pol/-related.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Playboyize

" The “Make America Awesome” political action committee was founded by Republican political operatives Liz Mair–who left the Scott Walker campaign after blasting Iowa voters–and Rick Wilson to “dump Trump” by exposing his lack of conservative credentials and support of big government ideas."

And remember, Liz Mair used to be a PR agent for the dictator of Azerbaijan.

The Cruzbots are usually supported and/or trained by Dan Gabriel and Applied Memetics LLC @Harmless_Venom

I wouldn't be surprised to learn that picture was made by Applied Memetics employees.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Playboyize

she's hot.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Playboyize
So she's fucking hot. This is bad?

These people have no clue what they're even doing anymore.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@StonedTime
They really don't. This is why they're also stupid enough to green-light more false flags in this environment. They think that people will turn to the government and ask them for protection.

Instead, they're going to turn to Trump.

5mileys
5mileys

@Fried_Sushi
some shitty memes.

What can you expect from Applied Memetics except shitty memes?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@StonedTime
SJWs and cuckservatives believe that beauty is a bad thing. They even openly acknowledge that conservative women are more attractive, but they use that to claim that conservative women are brainless walking sex toys.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@JunkTop
Almost every italian I knew when I lived in ny was mobbed up. But the ones that werent kikes were usually just numbers runners or owned bars for laundering money. I renovated a rental property for one once. When it came time to pay me he pulled out a leather satchel/duffel bag. 'Ah shit I left in a hurry this morning how much did I owe you?' As he said that he was rifling through the bag.. There was atleast 20 grand worth of rubber banded wads of cash.

He was a pretty cool guy told me a lot of shit. According to him almost every bar on long island runs at a loss so they can launder money. And they are in deeper with the masons than they are with the mob.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@CouchChiller
replace bill with rothschild imo

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@StrangeWizard
The angel that visited him was called Moroni. You can't make this shit up (again.) Watch the south park episodes about it.

@Gigastrength
I thought it was Kansas or somewhere on the great plains.

@RavySnake
Is she Robin Wiliams?

@Ignoramus
People might listen to you if you ditch the trip
@SniperWish
Nevermind. Filtered, cunt.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@AwesomeTucker
/monster/
It's almost surprising how much of its population is /pol/-related.

Jesus christ…

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Evilember
clean family values candidate

I didn't catch it when this came out, he swats his daughter as the guy walks in front of the camera. What I would give to have a video of his home life before he was a candidate.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

You guys kind of laugh about this, but this truly disgusts me.
Melania Trump was a model, but now she's a wife and mother. Attacking her with pictures of her past has nothing to do with any election, she is not running for office, she is just being a supportive wife.

It is jaw-droppingly hypocritical of Cruz to wave the bible around and spout biblical narrative when he is so quick to attack his opponent's family. Even if Mrs. Trump posed for pictures you don't approve of, she no longer does it now, so where is this much-vaunted "Christian forgiveness" I hear of endlessly?
Looks more to me like the judgemental Christian harassment I've come to expect from some of them.
Trump has not attacked the families of his opponents, he has not gone after their wives or children…but so far Trump's wife's virtue has been attacked & his children have even gotten death threats.

What kind of disgusting monsters are his opponents, that these actions are not below them?
What low malevolence won't they stoop to?

Cruz need so apologize, and do so quickly. I'm outraged at these slime-ball, mad-dog antics.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@happy_sad
If he swatted my daughter like that, SS or no SS He's lose his fucking front teeth.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Raving_Cute
What kind of disgusting monsters are his opponents, that these actions are not below them?

politicians

Supergrass
Supergrass

how can I get a dank job like this? Just using paint while fapping at naked wymens. It's a dream come true.

girlDog
girlDog

@AwesomeTucker
@Spazyfool

White men whose women have almost all gone insane are now looking into summoning forth and taming the many lost monsters of yore, except with White female qualities added, making them into half battle-beasts and half loving partners
also, there's a chance of White men managing to tame and control actual demons in the process of waifu-chasing

Not all that surprising, really. It's just domesticating wolves into dogs all over again, except in darker and more desperate times, with sapient beings and much more sexuality involved. We're in a rough spot as of late, and rather than lying down and accepting fate or killing ourselves like shitskins would in our situation, we're adapting and looking for even better alternative solutions. These monster-women at least possess positive White woman qualities and appearances, as an inheritance of Japanese media glorifying White looks and personalities.

Things are already going pretty insane as-is even without involving /monster/, what with all the kek praise, the meme magic and the interdimensional theory, all of which is being proven increasingly "coincidental" in how often and strongly it ties into reality as we know it. Adding summoned monstrosities with feminine qualities that serve White men loyally to the mix is just the cherry on top of the /fringe/ sundae.

I'm personally looking forward to siccing and outwardly-monstrous woman on a nigger and praising her as she tears its throat out, should be fun if it actually comes to pass. That, or doing a larger-scale version of the "living doll" thing being attempted on the board, with hundreds of the little things serving as an army of the dead given new form.

Exciting possibilities for developing anti-kike and anti-shitskin weaponry abound, if /monster/ actually does succeed in fucking reality hard enough to make their dreams real. The kikes and their pet muds have nukes, conventional armies, money and the media to wield freely, but it would be fun to see how little these things help them when we have armies of obedient half-human monstrosities, soul-animated artificial constructs and more at our disposal.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@girlDog
/monster/ is literally going to meme magic shit like Harpies and faefolk back into existence.

How do I contribute?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Supergrass
She looks like shes trying to avoid a kiss from grandma

girlDog
girlDog

@w8t4u
are you serious? her face looks jacked.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@girlDog
making them into half battle-beasts and half loving partners
I want this so much… but in human form.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Supergrass
he's trying to gnaw on her like a piece of cheese

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Methnerd

That's the power of dubs.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Skullbone
I don't mean to derail, but I know there are mixed views in Leeky Forums on spanking. But if he swats for little shit when there are cameras around, he's probably one of those who does it constantly.

I noticed molyneux said Trump wasn't spanked and didn't spank his kids. Anyone know if that's true?

@girlDog
taking meme magic that serious

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Raving_Cute
welcome to the american election my friend

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@BunnyJinx

From what I've seen looking around over there, the minimum seems to be being acceptance of monster girls as a concept should they become real and/or cranking one out to them at least once in your life, and the maximum is crazy shit like building altars to an Egyptian deity in the middle of Texas and trying to create living dolls by inviting the spirits of the dead to inhabit them.

I'd give them shit for the stuff in the latter option, but considering a good portion of us here are worshiping a different Egyptian deity from the same ogdoad who resembles a frog, and working overtime to meme reality into a shape of our choosing, as well as how well it all seems to be working for both them and us, it'd be both hypocritical and blindly-dismissive of clear evidence that this shit works on some level.

@hairygrape

but in human form

Well then you're in luck, considering that's exactly what they're aiming for over there. Every mythological monster of yore you can think of, plus some weird shit that almost no one knows about, most in "cute White woman with traits resembling namesake monster" forms, with what appears to be innate loyalty toward White men who have actual backbones. A White girlfriend and a shitskin/semite-slaying beast all-in-one, with far better loyalty and sanity than the average modern White woman.

And before someone understandably yells about fucking creatures while ignoring human White women/having mongrel offspring, nothing says you can't get a plain human White woman in the aftermath of slaying the subhumans, get her to become your wife because you're a strong White man who can provide security which sets off instinctual attraction, and keep the beast-girl around as a fuckbuddy/family pet. That, or if you've really lost all faith in female humanity, just fuck a woman, have her pop out a White son or daughter, and then have the monster be its saner and more traditionalist mother instead, while giving the normal bitch the boot.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Playboyize
Liz Mair, the Republican strategist behind Make America Awesome, said to Buzzfeed that the ads are aimed squarely at voting-age Mormons.

What to Mormans thing about taking voting advice from a fucking TRANNY?

Evilember
Evilember

@PackManBrainlure
She was sitting in the grass and had a magarita with dinner
You call that wall of text Indredasting? It's fucking nothing.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@takes2long
Howard Stern
FCC chairman

Make it happen don.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Lord_Tryzalot

not taking meme magic seriously

I've seen and experienced even weirder shit than this since before I was redpilled, this is pretty believable all things considered, especially as it continues to get results.

Who knows, maybe there's a less-mystic and more-scientific explanation for all this, like some kind of collective psionic/psychic/whatever the fuck you want to call it reality-warping, which makes all this weird shit real through sheer belief and desire. You believe anything strongly enough, and your will actively fucks with reality to make it true, the effect being even stronger when you get more people with stronger "faith" to focus on one thing. Seems like a lot of the meme magic stuff's gotten stronger since /bane/'s initial revelation, with more people recognizing it as either real or close enough to real to be worth trying, and more successes reinforcing the collective faith.

It would explain how shit like miracles could be believed in so fiercely as real things, being just feedback loops of people believing good things will happen, good things happening and their belief being reinforced even more with more "weight" upon reality/probability. Would also explain the placebo effect and it how works, in a way better than just saying "your body thinks it got medicine and somehow makes the foreign materials it thought got inserted, maybe, science doesn't know shit about it yet".

Of course, it could all be bullshit, but evidence continually mounts against that notion, either due to everyone wanting to believe in it so badly that the desired effects happen despite it being nothing through social communication, or it being very much real.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@PackManBrainlure
And she is not even a slut. She is a model for fuck sake. And the pics are classy as far as nudes go.

Ted should probably have not gone there. Now his wife is fair game.

@Lord_Tryzalot
I don't have a problem with spanking as long as it does not go overboard. A quick swat with the hand is usually more than enough to make a kid reconsider their actions.

If they respect you then a disappointed look is enough to make them regret their actions.

If they don't then all the beatings in the world wont make them listen; it will just teach them to be sneaky/lie.

FastChef
FastChef

@askme
It's a little of both.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Book_of_Abraham
The Book of Abraham is an 1835 work produced by Joseph Smith[1] that he said was based on Egyptian papyri purchased from a traveling mummy exhibition. According to Smith, the book was "a translation of some ancient records … purporting to be the writings of Abraham, while he was in Egypt, called the Book of Abraham, written by his own hand, upon papyrus".[2] Smith's translation of the papyri describes a story of Abraham's early life, including a vision of the cosmos.

The Book of Abraham papyri were thought lost in the 1871 Great Chicago Fire. However, in 1966 several fragments of the papyri were found in the archives of the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York, and in the LDS Church archives. They are now referred to as the Joseph Smith Papyri. Upon examination by professional Mormon and non-Mormon Egyptologists, these fragments were found to bear no resemblance to Smith's interpretation, and were identified as common Egyptian funerary texts, dating to about the first century BC. As a result, the Book of Abraham has been the source of significant controversy, with Mormon apologists having presented a number of theories in defense of the authenticity of the Book of Abraham.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Lord_Tryzalot
A major problem with the west as of late (like the last century especially) is that people weren't taking things seriously enough.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Poker_Star
underrated post. it looks exactly like a goony goon image macro ca. 2003.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

polite sage for so far off topic
@cum2soon
Memes are powerful, which is why symbolism, mythology, and religion are as effective as they are. And knowing them makes things that you would otherwise never notice be much clearer. It's that kind of sychronicity that looks like magic, but think of the times you just learn what a word means and then start noticing it everywhere.

You believe anything strongly enough, and your will actively fucks with reality to make it true, the effect being even stronger when you get more people with stronger "faith" to focus on one thing.
That's not how it works. A million people praying doesn't influence anything (in fact, it is worse in some ways because it is the illusion of doing something), but a million people who believe in something enough to change their behaviour even in little ways does.

the placebo effect and it how works
There have even been studies on how even explaining to patients what placebos are and telling them they are getting a placebo, can still get results. That is more about the power of the mind on the body, not the mind over the external world.

Memes influence your mind and to varying degrees your behaviour, but the magic part is not anything mystical. Reading Mimetic Magick, I skipped the first part and read it last, there is no need for magic to be part of it to work like it does.

@Playboyize
I do have a problem with it but that doesn't really belong ITT. You're absolutely right about the respect. I respected my dad, and just knowing I let him down was harder than my moms spanking/hitting, since I didn't care what she thought. In fact, spanking was a huge part of what made me not respect her. Interestingly enough "it will just teach them to be sneaky/lie" my mom actively taught me that in different ways.

@Lunatick
Fair enough. It was the 'magic' part I was disagreeing with. I've been trying to get people to see and understand advertising/propaganda for most of my life, memetics are the base of the pyramid.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Lord_Tryzalot
I noticed molyneux said Trump wasn't spanked and didn't spank his kids. Anyone know if that's true?

I don't know but positive conditioning tends to work better than negative conditioning if your kids are smart. Cruz looks like the kind of creep who spanks his kids with a Bible.

If you feel the need to spank a child it's perhaps because you're weak and you feel the need to show them who's the boss because they don't respect you to begin with.

My parents never hit me they only gave me verbal 'spankings', that was enough.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@WebTool
Dubs confirm, Heidi Cruz takes black cock up her ass.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Supergrass

she looks like Caitlyn Jenner

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@WebTool

Hot step mom

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@girlDog
also, there's a chance of White men managing to tame and control actual demons in the process of waifu-chasing
Funny you should mention that:
/monster/res/159978.html#159994

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@girlDog
@VisualMaster
Oh whoops. Probably should've fully read your comment before responding, but whatever.

askme
askme

@Playboyize
I think the tranny Liz Mair is behind these stupid ads.

Soft_member
Soft_member

i will be praying for the day a sex tape comes out

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

ayy

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/712457104515317764

girlDog
girlDog

@5mileys
Who is she?

@hairygrape
For you

w8t4u
w8t4u

YOU HAD BETTER NOT ATTACK

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Fried_Sushi
@w8t4u
Rato is cruzing for a cucking

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Skullbone
You're a coward for even talking about going after my wife
I'm not a coward for going after your wife

This fucking guy.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Skullbone
It wasn't from us :^)^)^)^)^)^)
don't do anything goy or i'll scream

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Skullbone
You don't say.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Skullbone
@w8t4u
insulting the honour of a man's wife

idontknow
idontknow

@Skullbone
BETTER
NOT
ATTACK

Methshot
Methshot

@Soft_member
cruz is an actual cuck

SOURCE

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Methshot
The source is your host, the man they call Ghost.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Soft_member
top kukd

whereismyname
whereismyname

HEY Leeky Forums

LETS MAKE #TedCuck A thing.

JUST
DO
IT

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Skullbone
Group unaffiliated with Trump makes unauthorized and sensitive comments
"Trump is a RACIST" "Trump is a KKK member" "Trump is a Nazi" "Disavow these nobodies at once or else!"
Group unaffiliated with Cruz makes unauthorized and sensitive comments
"I wasn't me that did that. You can't attack me for something I didn't say :^)"

TechHater
TechHater

marrying an ugly woman
allowing said woman to be a whore
What the fuck? And why is Leeky Forums ok with this?

inb4 Dan
inb4 shill

Nojokur
Nojokur

@TechHater

let me do the ebin "inb4" maymay so people won't call me daniel!

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@TechHater
nice dubs danshillsan

Skullbone
Skullbone

@TechHater
daniel fuck off

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Raving_Cute
Techno Viking is literally a faggot.
The guy he almost beat is now his hubby.
He got a degree in botany or some shit…..

Stop using him as some bad ass mo fo you silly queer

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Nojokur
@Sir_Gallonhead
@Skullbone
This might come as a shock to you but no everyone in this shitty hugbox fanatically worships Trump as an infallible God. I support him without being a massive autist about it.

It was a genuine question you fucking faggots.

TechHater
TechHater

@TreeEater
Neat reply box

askme
askme

@TechHater
Literally triggered

farquit
farquit

@Skullbone
GOLDMAN SACHS

Illusionz
Illusionz

I'm trying to get #HeadcaseHeidi going.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Lord_Tryzalot
Fucking Carlos, alright you can stay but just for a little bit

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@ZeroReborn
I bet its a subtle dig at Sanders

TreeEater
TreeEater

@whereismyname

ASIA FOR THE ASIANS, AFRICA FOR THE AFRICANS, WHITE COUNTRIES FOR EVERYBODY!

Everybody says there is this RACE problem. Everybody says this RACE problem will be solved when the third world pours into EVERY white country and ONLY into white countries.

The Netherlands and Belgium are just as crowded as Japan or Taiwan, but nobody says Japan or Taiwan will solve this RACE problem by bringing in millions of third worlders and quote assimilating unquote with them.

Everybody says the final solution to this RACE problem is for EVERY white country and ONLY white countries to “assimilate,” i.e., intermarry, with all those non-whites.

What if I said there was this RACE problem and this RACE problem would be solved only if hundreds of millions of non-blacks were brought into EVERY black country and ONLY into black countries?

How long would it take anyone to realize I’m not talking about a RACE problem. I am talking about the final solution to the BLACK problem?

And how long would it take any sane black man to notice this and what kind of psycho black man wouldn’t object to this?

But if I tell that obvious truth about the ongoing program of genocide against my race, the white race, Liberals and respectable conservatives agree that I am a naziwhowantstokillsixmillionjews.

They say they are anti-racist. What they are is anti-white.

Anti-racist is a code word for anti-white.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Poker_Star

Thanks Mr Trump you're Aces

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@askme
@5mileys
The lantern jaw can be really hideous if it's too broad or the woman's neck isn't slim. But I honestly like it otherwise. It's a good Anglo-Saxon trait. Eye-catching in an endearing way.

@TreeEater
Once you're an established couple complimenting woman on the things she's insecure about really pays off. Women need validation, and giving it to them judiciously is good strategy. But you can't be awkward about it.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@happy_sad
Are you retarded? There's like 5-6 major ethnic mafias in America, but one of them was definately sicilian and another was jew.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Harmless_Venom
What a noble, Roman nose.
I guess his father really was a centurion.

askme
askme

@w8t4u
question, what if carlos is a legal?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@massdebater
None of that is true, fag.

Evilember
Evilember

@Harmless_Venom
He didn't die to cleanse original sin, or teach people a lesson about being nice to each other. That was the dogma the Church adopted at the Council of Nicaea over three hundred years later.

Jesus was a revolutionary insurrectionist plotting a Jewish revolt against Roman rule. The occupation government does what all successful occupiers do: they did good counterintelligence, caught the revolutionary leader before he consolidated a power base, and made an example out of his broken body.

All Christ's talk of forgiveness and redemption was his attempt to reconcile the secular Jews profiting from Roman occupation, and the orthodox who had too many hangups about ritual purity to form an alliance with the unobservant Jews who actually had the money and useful connections to Roman society.

He correctly calculated that the orthodox pharisees weren't worth shit and it would take the conversion of the corrupted secularists to actually win a revolt. Which is why all his parables elevated redeemed sinners over people who had always been virtuous. He was essentially telling the corrupt Jews working for Roman occupiers they'd still have high status in his coming "kingdom of heaven". They just had to do their part.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@askme
who are we to judge?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@CouchChiller
first ladies.jpg
bill clinton

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Evilember
The most satisfying thing is when they try to copy Trump, but because they're not Trump, they immediately self destruct.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@CouchChiller
Rubio's wife looks better tbh
Melania looks too mongoloid

likme
likme

@Playboyize
you forget, mormons are more guilt ridden than catholics and puritans. that image alone probably prompted a few family meetings.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Evilember
There isnt a lot to go on to say he was planning a revolt
He seemed more into talking about the salvation of ones soul than any roman revolting
render unto caeser
who would you have me kill? - pilate
pontious pilate, I clean my hands for he is innocent
the rabbi plotting
riding in on a donkey
heals the soldiers ear and doesnt condemn him for being a soldier

All in all your story doesnt go to well with what happened

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Playboyize
A SUPER PAC SUPPORTING TED CRUZ HAS POSTED AN IMAGE OF A NUDE MELANIA TRUMP
Yes, nothing like a naked hot woman to deter men!
I am confused… wasn't Rubio the gay one?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Lord_Tryzalot
You funny guy, Carlos. He'll send you back last.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Pardon my haste as I don't have time to read this entire thread but I would be proud to have Melania as a First Lady as opposed to the fucking chimp that's in there now.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Playboyize
At first I thought it was an Pro-Trump anti-Cruz ad.

It still can be.

Make it go viral.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@WebTool
People with light colored eyes, like Milania, are more sensitive to bright lights due to lack of pigmentation in the iris.
http://www.knowledgesalad.com/useful/light-colored-eyes-really-sensitive-bright-light/

mfw op's pic

Inmate
Inmate

Head of Anti-Trump PAC Threatens Criminal Charges Against Trump Supporters

https://archive.is/hLpSG

w8t4u
w8t4u

@SomethingNew
Can confirm.

I have very pale eyes and bright lights cause me discomfort bordering on pain. If I go outside in bright sunlight I have to either wear dark sunglasses or squint until I look like Mr. Magoo.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Flashback: Glenn Beck Attacks Melania Trump as ‘Lesbian Porno’ Model

https://archive.is/uAPEI

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