❌DragonForce❌

iluvmen
iluvmen

❌DragonForce❌

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http://www.monkeyquiz.com/life/rate_my_life.html
http://archive.org/erp/res/57266.html
http://archive.org/erp/res/25339.html
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Flameblow
Flameblow

@Emberburn
I don't want to have these thoughts. But I think if I had those scars I'd be happier.

SniperGod
SniperGod

This thread does not have the seal of approval

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Firespawn
shots fired

WebTool
WebTool

@SniperGod
nice seal.

anyway goodnight.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I want Sci to noose himself.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Firespawn
So can we finally talk, or does he still have have you on a tight leash?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Emberfire
You would. Terribru.

@Flameblow
Or maybe you'd just be the joker.

RumChicken
RumChicken

StonedTime
StonedTime

@TurtleCat
claaaaaaaassic. goodnight tsuchi..!

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Gilligan linkless insult number 5198.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Oops

Dooterscooter
@CouchChiller

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@LuckyDusty
I'm not a violent person.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@TalkBomber
Then the answer should be easier to see they are your motivation, if you don't head face first towards that uncertain future you may not have them as much
certainly not if you're stuck in the past worrying about the future
time travel is bad

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@DeathDog
Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu more bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I thought you were going to bed, Scientist
Stop making the new thread post so long

FastChef
FastChef

@eGremlin
What?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@BinaryMan
I'm full i dont wanna

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@LuckyDusty
used to have a pecan tree in my front yard
it was great

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@BlogWobbles
You mean in general or like talk talk?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@BunnyJinx
About that thing in specific.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@CodeBuns
Disappointing.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@FastChef
The last bit was a joke but the point was your friends should be your motivation, go into the future with them and for them or at least for the time you'll have with them

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@JunkTop
Oki Doki Loki pecan and poki :3

@PurpleCharger
Would you always be PEEKIN at the pecan :3

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@New_Cliche
I suppose...I dunno im just always kind scared
Im unstable as fuck, and Im downright useless

Nojokur
Nojokur

only 4770 kawaiii-Satsuki-Sama pics

;~; its not enough.

@whereismyname
:33333333333333333333333333333333333333

I dunno, sounds pretty okay though. Pretty good.

I'LL BE BACK LATER GOTTA RUN SOME ERRANDS.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Ignoramus
heheh.
kinda just wanna sleep a lil more but its so bright

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Illusionz
I know right. jej.

brb latte

Supergrass
Supergrass

Maybe adam was just having a good time all alone with his animal friends and god just had to ruin his day for fun by creating a bitch

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Fuzzy_Logic
lel

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Supergrass
makes you think

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Stupidasole
You aren't useless cher as for unstable I don't know really but you always seem damn chill to me, it's not abnormal to be scared of the unknown but what's the worst that can happen? You already feel a good amount of pain from what you said and are not feeling the happiest all the time so why not just go for it, you can't lose much more when you feel the shittiest at times already
when we hit our lowest point
we are open to the greatest change
lol quotes

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Stark_Naked
Makes you a sect officially.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Need_TLC
unstable as in, one min i'll be happy then the next sad...I dunno.
and I need to start taking charge of my life but, alot of things have been going out well.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Raving_Cute
wtf why

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Nude_Bikergirl
I don't want to be sexular

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Crazy_Nice
We're the sexualar order now, you can be a knight

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Booteefool
maybe a sycophant

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Garbage Can Lid
um... reasons and such.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Lunatick
It is a thing that people have happen, you just have to fight it even when you can't feel the happiness you have to fight for it
it's not an easy thing but I believe in you, cher

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Harmless_Venom
whaz that

MPmaster
MPmaster


King_Martha
King_Martha

@MPmaster
i remember these feels

Spamalot
Spamalot

my leg fell asleep, fix it

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Spamalot
cut it off

girlDog
girlDog

@Soft_member
but i like my leg

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Sir_Gallonhead
Im not worth believing in, but thanks

farquit
farquit

@Spamalot
Stab it.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@girlDog
I hate it.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@farquit
can I have a non violent american solution

@viagrandad
huh why

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@haveahappyday
It's attached to you.

5mileys
5mileys

Guess I will just keep ignoring him.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@happy_sad
Thanks Cirno-kun

takes2long
takes2long

@Evil_kitten
Too bad because my belief is fully in you, as well as that penis joke

w8t4u
w8t4u

@King_Martha
I wish I could have gotten something I liked that much.

askme
askme

@5mileys
that's the best thing you can do

Bidwell
Bidwell

@SomethingNew
like the rest of your body yeh

massdebater
massdebater

@Bidwell
I'm talking about you specifically.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@w8t4u
What was the best hting you ever got?

Inmate
Inmate

@askme
Sweet validation.

idontknow
idontknow

@happy_sad
I cant find my "Give up I already did" picture. rip

@takes2long
kek

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@iluvmen
i can't remember. it would take a while.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@idontknow
You'll make it alright so don't beat yourself up so much about it, cher

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@5mileys
I don't even know what that's supposed to mean.
@idontknow
It's a sign.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@hairygrape
Maybe.

@Poker_Star
FUCK YUO I STILL NEED THAT KOISHI PICTURE AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@kizzmybutt
Mine was a keyboard when I was a 5 that had some light up keys

Techpill
Techpill

@kizzmybutt
That would've been way better without the shorts.

Methshot
Methshot

@Gigastrength
Can't be a maybe cher, Spoilers declared it so it's basically law in most areas of the world
the middle east is lawless so
like you know

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Poker_Star
Playing the same game as he is.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Deadlyinx
i imagine I may gotten something I liked when it wasn't christmas that I might have liked the most.

@Techpill

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Methshot
Who are you?
How are you declaring laws

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Playboyize
lol

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@TreeEater
That sounds much lovelier

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Sharpcharm
This
http://www.ebay.com/itm/191718169276
I remember now. I really wanted this. I remember I had one and then something happened to it and I wanted another one.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Getting woken up by the police knocking on the door to your room does really wake you up.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@PackManBrainlure
I am the law!

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Skullbone
Hide the harddrive

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Skullbone
Was he partying too hard for them? Sorry that they ruined your morning though, bro

Evilember
Evilember

@Emberfire
It was 11:30, Kinda good I woke up.

@Emberburn
I did hide the random banknotes lying around, is all.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Snarelure
Why did you like it so much?

@Skullbone
How did they get into your house?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Skullbone
Why were they knocking?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Evilember
maffiafort capiche
Why'd they come?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Firespawn
it was fun as hell. I'm old. This dates back to around the atari days so this was like a portable good game to play and better than a lot of the stuff then.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Firespawn
I suppose the people living below me let them in.
They seem to have spoken to them.

@Flameblow
@SniperGod
Searching for someone they claimed lived in the room next to me, but it was someone I've never heard of.
Kinda boring, but getting woken up to the sound of "Open up, this is the police" is the best wake-up I've had so far.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@TalkBomber
My uncle had an old atari

Did you ever get that other one you wanted to replace it with?

@SniperWish
Oh jeez
what an awakening

WebTool
WebTool

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@SniperWish
Id be totally paranoid.
At least you got a good day ahead now.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

"Hey, is it alright if I put clothes on first?"
"As long as you don't jump out of the window."

@RavySnake
At least I'm REALLY awake now.

@TurtleCat
But I never dindu nothing

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@RavySnake
yep. I was real happy. After a while though I had it figure all out.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@WebTool
I linked my friend this yesterday, he was dying of laughter.
I resubbed recently l0l

StonedTime
StonedTime

@WebTool
hahahaha

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@BlogWobbles
If they saw the threads open they probably had additional questions

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Evilember
Oh well there is always a bright side I guess!

DeathDog
DeathDog

@BlogWobbles
did they arrest you?

@LuckyDusty
Wat other joys can you reminisce upon?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@WebTool
@RumChicken
What even is happening?

@CouchChiller
They didn't even see into my room. It's a goddamn mess.

@VisualMaster
There wasn't even a real downside.

@DeathDog
Naaah, what for?
The were nice people.
They did tell me to remove a stolen sign from the hallway.
Didn't know it was real.

TechHater
TechHater

@Burnblaze
not around here you arent!
THE LAW IS SHIT
DOWN WITH THE CORRUPT GOVERNMENT

eGremlin
eGremlin

@ZeroReborn
I know better than to trust law enforcemnt types
in my town most are corrupt bastards

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Methnerd
Fine, let's talk.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@ZeroReborn
cleanit
my last contact with police was at the borrow system demonstration. they scary

FastChef
FastChef

@eGremlin
What kinda town is that?
I've never been arrested, or in any way penaltalized by the police.
I got a perfect record.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@ZeroReborn
I thought it was irritating to be woke up by such a thing?

@TechHater
No around here I am the hero so it's just natural that you go with my word as the Barbara Gordon to my Bruce Wayne, the Zelda to my Link if you gut out the romantic part of that
romance through speechless stares
I'm making far too many jokes aren't I?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@JunkTop
Full of adrenaline now!
And it was kinda exciting.

@AwesomeTucker
How so?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@FastChef
Washington
they're worthless methheads most of them

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@RumChicken
When bebop showed me this I died laughing. Best one by far.

@ZeroReborn
Drake's new song "Hotline Bling". This is just a meme of his dance moves with rs shit on it.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@DeathDog
Mainly being a teenager. I played guitar and it was great.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@CodeBuns
The capital of the US
not even surprised.

@BunnyJinx
Ahh, cheers.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@PurpleCharger
Well after some asshole were throwing tomatoes at the minister the policehorses came a lot closer whilst I was in the way.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@BinaryMan
Ask him for my Steam.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@New_Cliche
He told me to ask in the thread...

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@PurpleCharger
Did you they found your stash?

whereismyname
whereismyname

THE AIR ALARM

THE GERMANS ARE COMING THE GERMANS ARE COMING

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Stupidasole
Oh god I didn't type the word think into that I am 2tired why am I still up

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Ignoramus
I am not going to play by his rules.

I guess we are done.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

RALLY THE MEN
WE FLEE TO ENGLAND

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Stupidasole
I have two "stashes", one of them is on display, one is not.

@whereismyname
DIDN'T THEY FUCKING REMOVE THIS YET?

@Fuzzy_Logic
So the horses were scary?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@JunkTop
Nigga idc about jokes

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@GoogleCat
Why did you stop playing?

@StrangeWizard
Washington Iowa, deary

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Supergrass
Never trust em fort.

horses are really scary oke..

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@whereismyname
im here already

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Illusionz
Don't be ridiculous. I found it anyway I think.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Stark_Naked
@Stark_Naked
@Stark_Naked
@Stark_Naked
@Stark_Naked
@Stark_Naked
this

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Need_TLC
HIDE THE JEWS

@Nude_Bikergirl
theyre huge and icky and egh

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Fried_Sushi
...Oh.

@Stark_Naked
Agreed.
Fuck Horses Goddamn pone'

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Fried_Sushi
first, people didn't want to hear what I played, they had other stuff they wanted to hear, and then also I it just got old and seemed like it was futile playing, for myself I mean.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Supergrass
I am so curious but the mystery is so much better, you are great Cookie

@Dreamworx
That's exactly the shit that makes you so chill Chii, you're so far from useless because of that trait alone

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Garbage Can Lid
We should just slaughter all horses and eat them.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Garbage Can Lid
fort, do me a favor and translate this for me, please http://vocaroo.com/i/s1X6Jd5pmToH

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Lunatick
especially police horses
gross

@Crazy_Nice
if you weren't feeling inspired couldn't blame you for dropping it
I hate that feeling

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Lunatick
ITS
TOO
LATE

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Sir_Gallonhead
I wanted to do something I thought was more useful.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Booteefool
Anytime!

@Lord_Tryzalot
"Jullie kunnen mijn rug op, jullie kunnen de bomen in"
Basically "Please get lost" twice
The next part is spoken reaLLY fast, but comes down to
I don't feel like wasting any more words on you, I'm going home now, goodbye.

@Harmless_Venom
Nooo.
They're nice to look at from a big distance.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Booteefool
Well, sometimes I get upset but, it is usually dumb

@MPmaster
holy shit how heavy are those women?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Sir_Gallonhead
Policeymen just gotta not have those things and just like a little step.

@Boy_vs_Girl
BEG RUSSIA

@King_Martha
and then they shit and the day is ruined

girlDog
girlDog

@King_Martha
ohhhhhh,
thanks fort!

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Soft_member
Horseshit on my roads
Slaughter them all

farquit
farquit

@Soft_member
All the jews will die by my hands alone

viagrandad
viagrandad

@MPmaster
what did you take up in its place?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@King_Martha
I think I'm going to bail now laters Cookie

@Spamalot
I'll keep that in mind and if ever it happens I'll stay chill enough for the both of us, see if I can calm you back down!
later

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@MPmaster
This is horrifying.

@happy_sad
Later Spoilers!

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Soft_member
Is there anything you aren't scared of?

5mileys
5mileys

@SomethingNew
Probably dicks.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@happy_sad
later mang

takes2long
takes2long

@Soft_member
they are always wearnig shirts that are like 2 sizes too small

w8t4u
w8t4u

@MPmaster
This is sad but hey, at least they are trying to fix the problem. You shouldn't pick on people who actively try to improve themselves.

askme
askme

@Spamalot
dunno. I imagine a couple pounds overweight. maybe a few more.

@viagrandad
women mainly now that I think about it. That lasted a few years.

@haveahappyday
a little

Bidwell
Bidwell

@girlDog
Sure.
What was it?

massdebater
massdebater

@Illusionz
what rules?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Evil_kitten
You got it, just sheep and cows now.

@farquit
The muslims do it first

@SomethingNew
..my bed

@takes2long
Budget cuts!

Inmate
Inmate

@iluvmen
What happened to pigs?

idontknow
idontknow

@askme
like...300? 400?

likme
likme

@Inmate
Oh right they exist to.
they're haram so we'll throw em in limburg.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

lifes rough tbh

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Bidwell
Just something from a movie ^^

hairygrape
hairygrape

@askme
oh my
That's a little backwards

I'm not sure if I would complain as much about that

@lostmypassword
Why is that ?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@w8t4u
I'm not. It's just a spectacle.

@idontknow
It's hard to know exactly without exact heights.
And also, I guess I did forget to put the exponents after my estimate.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@idontknow
Something like that.

@kizzmybutt
Alright.

@likme
Haram.
Pork>Beef.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Poker_Star
awww that's cute

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Poker_Star
gunna guess around there.

@Playboyize
prob

Techpill
Techpill

@hairygrape
Because I have to wake up early to play with my dog.
And my stomach hurts.
Could anyone have a harder life?

Methshot
Methshot

@idontknow
I don't suck btw. Those fights were only harder because you were watching!dfdsgsdfg

that battle with the dog was annoying as hek

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Playboyize
you wanna fucking go fam.
srs though, we gotta dump in limburg, theres no space here and the north hates us.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Methshot
yeah pretty bad/10
kek m8

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Techpill
awwwww what kind of dog?
that doesn't sound toooo horrible

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Deadlyinx
They look like Squidward from that one episode, really.

@Methnerd
Hates us.
Hates who?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@PackManBrainlure
Belgian Malinois, mother fucker has like unlimited energy.

And its not, I can go back to sleep, but it sucks.

Snarelure
Snarelure

i realyl wanna play some dark souls 3

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Carnalpleasure
the rest of the provinces

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Carnalpleasure
oh god lol

Emberburn
Emberburn

@hairygrape
a career is what I wanted. Guitar wasn't doing anything for me. Later I went to college and ended up with a kid and a crazy ass psychotic ex. A friend of mine pseudo dated her so he knows about her. Fast forward half of quirky's life later, I started having health problems and now it's just shitposting, waiting to get better, webm's and female harassment.

@Deadlyinx
at least a couple with a ^7 exponent

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Skullbone
True.

@Burnblaze
Exactly.
Terrifying.

Evilember
Evilember

@Sharpcharm
I'm sorry to hear big guy I hope you can find rest soon

Sounds like a majestic dog
what's his name?

@Snarelure
me too

@Emberburn
What are you ill with if I might pry?

Sounds like you've gotten the full experience though
wow

Are you proud of your child?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Evilember
been watching oros beta PvP videos?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Emberfire
Ayy

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Evilember
There's no rest for big guys like me, not when there's uncrashed planes with survivors.

And her name is Suzy.
Kind of a shitty name, but she came with it.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Why is baneposting even a thing

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Firespawn
I like to experience new games firsthand
It's been so long since I felt a good thrill from oen

@SniperGod
Suzy huh
He sounds cute

@TalkBomber
It's extremely painful

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Flameblow
Germany
ayy

WebTool
WebTool

@SniperWish
*sigh*
You're a big guy.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@SniperWish
the game looks great, but it doesnt look like powerstancing is a thing any more ;_;

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@WebTool
for
you

@TurtleCat
damn
there goes my hope for a sick ass warped swords throwback

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@TalkBomber
Fortune-kun?
@SniperWish
She is, when she's not being a pain in the fucking ass.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Evilember
It was just off and on with my ex really.

bad Anxiety. I was on benzos, got off, and have been messed up since.

I don't get to see him anymore. She moved to florida and took him. It took me till a couple of years ago to get over that. I rarely did get to see him. I was treated like scum. Her mom is insane too and put stuff in her head. I'm just glad she's gone. I just moved on to have troubles with other females now.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Alright, I'm going back to sleep.
Enjoy the rest of your day everyone.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@LuckyDusty
Heyo, Mami.

@BlogWobbles
So.... Baneposting is a thing because whenever someone says anything like it, the other end HAS to complete the entire thing.
I get it.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@LuckyDusty
omg I love dogs

it's good that you care enough to play with her
II know some owners who just have there dogs around and leave them pretty much alone

DeathDog
DeathDog

@StonedTime
No wait.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@StonedTime
YOU CAN'T JUST "FORTUNE-KUN" ME AND GO TO BEEED ;~:

TechHater
TechHater

@BlogWobbles
theres the legion scimitars, which are basically a set of swords, but theyre one item

eGremlin
eGremlin

Cookie test.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@CouchChiller
The fire rises.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@TechHater
huh
that might be kind of interesting
that really bums me out though

FastChef
FastChef

@BinaryMan
...I do not know the proper response here.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@AwesomeTucker
theyve got fuck all tracking, but if you corner someone you can more or less kill them in one combo

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

... anyone picks up this transmission please tell master that [signal lost]

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@FastChef
I don't banepost enough for this tbh

@JunkTop
blegh
hopefully they are as good in pvp as those warped swords

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@PurpleCharger
*Snatches you up*

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@PurpleCharger
He's been asking for you.

@CodeBuns
I never have!

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

fd3wqrrraqr

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@PurpleCharger
Oh, for fuck's sake.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@BunnyJinx
You have attainted 1x [LewdFrenchie - Dead]

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@CodeBuns
nah, longsword and axe seem to reign supreme in the beta

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Fuzzy_Logic
your post was a waste of a get.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@New_Cliche
You mean obtained?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Stupidasole
All gets are worthless.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@GoogleCat
this was my first time tbh

@Ignoramus
Fucking NIGGERS

figures

inb4 longsword game 2 storng

@New_Cliche
oh yay

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@whereismyname
Attain is only when achieving something.
Thanks.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Nojokur
just like you

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Illusionz
You're a natural.
Whatcha gonna do with a Dead Frenchie?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Dreamworx
Desu gave me a quest a wihle back I'll probably just return it and get the reward

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Spazyfool
You actually used "attaint", which I didn't realize was an actual word until just now.

@Supergrass
Sorry my life's worth is measured in hours logged in MMOs or regurgitated internet humor.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Stark_Naked
should be

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Illusionz
yup

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Fried_Sushi
Fucking sweet.

@Stark_Naked
Holy shit. It got worse.
Looks like we both learned from this.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Nude_Bikergirl
It got worse.
?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Lunatick
The misuse of a word.
Attainted instead of obtained.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

http://www.monkeyquiz.com/life/rate_my_life.html
testy time

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Garbage Can Lid
There's lessons for everyone in all foreigners' misuse of non-native tongues.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Crazy_Nice
spirit
christfag pls go

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Crazy_Nice
Another one?

@Booteefool
I guess. It sure helps me.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Harmless_Venom
Yes, spirit totally meant the religion

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Lord_Tryzalot
if you wanna

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Boy_vs_Girl
Are there one or more people who currently find you romantically desirable?
How the fuck am I supposed to know?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Boy_vs_Girl
Are there one or more people who currently find you romantically desirable?
Can I just put no under the assumption, or should I quickly ask around?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@MPmaster
@King_Martha
The answer is Damami.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Goddamn post-eating

girlDog
girlDog

@MPmaster
Fill in if you know, if you don't disagree

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@girlDog
Of course I disagree with finding me romantically desirable.

farquit
farquit

I return with pizza money, beers and gold label scotch. My longweekend begins.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Crazy_Nice
oh boy

happy_sad
happy_sad

The test is shit.
It rates my "body" higher than "friends"
Love is spot on.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Evil_kitten
didnt mean that but whatever, just do something

@farquit

http://www.monkeyquiz.com/life/rate_my_life.html

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@farquit
longweekend begins.
It's Monday.

5mileys
5mileys

@haveahappyday
I know what you meant.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@viagrandad
shhh

@happy_sad
whatd you answer on body questions?

takes2long
takes2long

@Crazy_Nice
yay : ]

w8t4u
w8t4u

@takes2long
*pat*

askme
askme

@takes2long
How does one get lower love than me? Pretty sure i gave the lowest possible scores on everything.

@cum2soon
Nevr exercise, but not under/overweight
Do have long-term non-major illness or condition.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@haveahappyday

@SomethingNew
It really begun saturday, but it is continuing.

FUCKING HELL FORTUNE CAN I NOT HAVE ANYTHING.

massdebater
massdebater

@askme
Apparently being underweight is worse than non-major illness-condition then.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@w8t4u
Thank you thank you (:

@askme
I just answered as honestly as I could X:

Inmate
Inmate

@Bidwell
no lovies here.
Least you got em stacks ay

idontknow
idontknow

Im just gunna leave this here and then cry into a corner kk

likme
likme

@haveahappyday

@SomethingNew
It really begun saturday, but it is continuing.

FUCKING HELL FORTUNE CAN I NOT HAVE ANYTHING.

@Inmate

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Bidwell
what is love?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Bidwell
NOTHING FOR THE BEST SCOOT
Love 0.8
What the fuck did you do.

@massdebater
RIP.

@iluvmen
Me too.
It's only 0.1 difference.

@idontknow
Pls no crying

Everyone's love is in the red.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@idontknow
You beat Bard at least.
Check your privilege.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

it reposts.

@Inmate
I guess. I mean looking at my lofe objectively, it isn't so bad. But the mental/emotional/NO LOVE ;~;

side makes it seem worse.

I am generally content.

Even if I am in a fucking awful mood atm.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@idontknow
I'll give you some of my love since you're running low on it

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@lostmypassword
@kizzmybutt

I don't even.

Oh well. Time to drink all this gold label scotch and take all these painkillers. And leave my cat my immense estate.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@hairygrape
checked

Techpill
Techpill

@kizzmybutt
I envy you tbh

Methshot
Methshot

@idontknow
maybe this test was a bit too real

@kizzmybutt
;_: I dont wanna die yet

@Poker_Star
Well goodie then.
enjoy your stuffs and itll begood mood

Methnerd
Methnerd

smelter dildo meta OP

TreeEater
TreeEater

@hairygrape
checked

@Methshot
nah man, SHIT TEST IMO NERD HAHAHAHA...ha...

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

tfw love is hard

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Methshot
It is never a good mood when my mind/inner voice is telling me to delete you all, delete my shit and just leave 5eva.

Or is it?

I don't know.

British

Das Good.

Might make some lunch and crack open a bear.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@PackManBrainlure
i beleive in lewdz

Snarelure
Snarelure

@PackManBrainlure
that finance
you sell cocaine dont you

Skullbone
Skullbone

@PackManBrainlure
Damn, man.
Just damn.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Techpill
How so?

@Methshot
You that underwight?

@Gigastrength
Boot to the head.

@PackManBrainlure
Nice other scores tho

Emberfire
Emberfire

WAKE UP Leeky Forums

Evilember
Evilember

Please tell me I was not the only one refreshing for an hour and then sleeping.

Firespawn
Firespawn

IT LIVES

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Evilember
You were the only one.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Every time I go back to 4chan I am reminded of how much ass it sucks.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Flameblow
I even said please..

SniperWish
SniperWish

welcome back.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Hope everyone had a good field trip. Are we all accounted for~?

@SniperGod
It was kinda fun to go back and see.

Those captchas are dreadful though.

@TalkBomber
:3

WebTool
WebTool

@RavySnake
Hail Hotwheels.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@RavySnake
At least there's something to do now.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Hello friends, looks like we're back!

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@BlogWobbles
ayy baby you want sum fuk

RumChicken
RumChicken

Dank af

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Burnblaze
My BMI is 16.3 btw.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@LuckyDusty
/erp/index.html
I got myself banned on there for shitposting, I thought I had found a modless board

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

*hugs the elma, again*

DeathDog
DeathDog

@StonedTime
Remember to eat something today.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@CouchChiller
You shitpost fiend.

TechHater
TechHater

@StonedTime
Show us your belly

eGremlin
eGremlin

@DeathDog
I had like 3 bananas for breakfast a sandwich for lunch and a taco for dinner.

@TechHater
This is a christian thread, please stop lewd suggestions.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@CouchChiller
erp
What?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@eGremlin
That is not enough. You need to visit your grandmother or something.

FastChef
FastChef

@BinaryMan
e-role playing

like DnD.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Luka that wasn't me.

I would never be lewd.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@FastChef
Seems like a bunch of guys looking to cyber.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@BinaryMan
Enterprise Resource Planning

@ZeroReborn
http://archive.org/erp/res/57266.html
Original shitpost please do not steal

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@AwesomeTucker
She's Indonesian so she only makes rice stuff.
That doesn't fill well.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@CodeBuns
they're dnd players

They're very lonely people.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Do I post?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@GoogleCat
You don't like rice?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@eGremlin
You are very cruel

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Fuzzy_Logic
German
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

whereismyname
whereismyname

@VisualMaster
-huggus with passion-

<3

Nojokur
Nojokur

Let's all post our steam information with our turn on's and turn off's

Illusionz
Illusionz

hiyo

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

meh might try resetting router. If not I cba to proxy post.

Supergrass
Supergrass

meh might try resetting router. If not I cba to proxy post.,.,,,

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Fuzzy_Logic
Jawohl.

@New_Cliche
I love rice but I never get satisfied with it.

@Ignoramus
Only way to survive.

@Ignoramus

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Nojokur
Let's post everyone else's steam information's and make them look like cock hungry whores!

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Nojokur
And then straight into the intense sexual petting?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Supergrass
How long is the ban.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Dreamworx
Do you exercise at all?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

http://archive.org/erp/res/25339.html

@Fried_Sushi
@Stark_Naked
Marvelous idea right?

@Raving_Cute
Any sort of petting you'd like, these guys will provide.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Nude_Bikergirl
Pretty huge.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Garbage Can Lid
I cycle sometimes.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Garbage Can Lid
I cycle sometimes.

@Crazy_Nice
Nein,

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Booteefool
eheh... <3

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Harmless_Venom
Because you don't have a car?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@whereismyname
not boobs
Are you sure?

with passion
-hugs violently-

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Sir_Gallonhead
What do you have to lose?? Dignity??

girlDog
girlDog

@Crazy_Nice
These guys look pretty goddamn desperate

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@King_Martha
Yes and no.
I really hate cars but I'm too poor to have one either.

@Soft_member
There is some left.

farquit
farquit

@Spamalot
I'm sure ;~;

-dips you now with 20% more romance-

rogl

viagrandad
viagrandad

Master looking for a pet etc etc etc

Is this master pet bullshit some kind of meme.

Crazy fucking kids.

happy_sad
happy_sad

KY loco.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@farquit
-shakes your cock like it's a crying baby-

5mileys
5mileys

@Crazy_Nice
tfw 55295's picture made me think it was scanner for a second
They must be the only two people on the internet to post that girl, they're made for eachother

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Evil_kitten
Don't trust yourself behind the wheel? Also, I'm just trying to encourage you to go out more.

takes2long
takes2long

@SomethingNew
Who's ur ma-ma~?

omg this went to a weird place rogl

w8t4u
w8t4u

@girlDog
Just do it!

@Evil_kitten
Fine fine.
I'll do it if you do it.

@5mileys
Why haven't you posted your info yet??

askme
askme

@w8t4u
I can barely stand when Desu starts doing his fake cybering shock factor nonsense, I'd hate to have one of these guys legitimately humping my virtual leg.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@takes2long
Considering who's involved I'm surprised it took this long to get weird, honestly...

massdebater
massdebater

@cum2soon
That's one of the reasons, also I dislike traffic and the high costs a car has. I'd like to follow that encouragement.

@w8t4u
Yeah right I learned from primary school, no betrayals here.

iluvmen
iluvmen

test

Inmate
Inmate

Apparently its firefox.

idontknow
idontknow

@askme
In all fairness I'm sure they'll do more than hump your leg.

@massdebater
Fine, I'll post my info first, but you have to do it after me.

likme
likme

@Crazy_Nice
Getting Kyle some new friends.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Sci did the erp steam buddies thing

@Bidwell
I wonder what the market looks like for comedy porn.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@idontknow
Well it's not like anyone messages me on steam so sure.

hairygrape
hairygrape

using chrome is suffering.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@massdebater
Driving may not be pleasant, but it allows you to adapt much easier when living independently. Also, no plans with any friends yet? What are you gonna be up to this week?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@lostmypassword
sci

i posted his details. he'll erp with them because i'll tell him to.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@lostmypassword
Elma wants to make a living fucking me and being fucked by me
Hooooooo boy... that's... Whoo. Wow.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Poker_Star
For now I'll count on the bus and train.
My besti asked for a long game session but I didn't wanna. now I kinda want to go out on friday but donno what exactly.

Techpill
Techpill

@Playboyize
Inception erp. Nice desu ne~

@Gigastrength
Wat!? >///<

I mean. If you want to...

Methshot
Methshot

Cars are pricey too. Everything owned by the jew.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Deadlyinx
Ask them to lunch. Fight loneliness and anorexia at the same time.

TreeEater
TreeEater

scoots still hasn't posted his steam yet

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

bahaha

shoulda been like will suck e-dick for subway giftcards.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Techpill
As much as I admire your enthusiasm, you'd be sick of me less than a month in.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Carnalpleasure
Why do you say that?

Snarelure
Snarelure

And I am not going to post it. I am currently wondering who to delete.

Skullbone
Skullbone

can i into posting

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Snarelure
delete

ur life

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Skullbone
You can, but should you?

Emberfire
Emberfire

says the worthless mole cunt.

Evilember
Evilember

@Methnerd
I thought only eating dinner together was a thing.
ill ask anyway
also am not anorectic.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Your turn Tokai

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Emberburn
For you, I will do it.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Snarelure
Just post it Scoots! I did it also.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Flameblow
Probably the worst reason you could have used.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@SniperGod
Not particularly interesting. Sounds lulsy though.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Evilember
Do people eat lunch alone over there?

WebTool
WebTool

test

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@TalkBomber
Fine.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Sharpcharm
A combination of self-loathing, infatuation, and personal experience.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@TurtleCat
Now, if you had said, "I need to dump loli," that would have been a good one.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Firespawn
Didit

@RavySnake
Well yeah, if you want to hang out you just do it for dinner or a late afternoon beer.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@SniperWish
It's gonna be supah lulsy

@RumChicken
Good job! See I'm trustworthy

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@BlogWobbles
Well that's sad.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

you guys are ruining it

DeathDog
DeathDog

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@LuckyDusty
It's like you want me banned.

TechHater
TechHater

@StonedTime
Yeeh.
Don't underestimate my paranoia tho.

eGremlin
eGremlin

I'm gonna do the steam erp buddies thing.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@CouchChiller
But who knows? Maybe we're so alike it'll just werk.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@ZeroReborn
Would they do that?

FastChef
FastChef

Well. Atleast I can firefox now.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@TechHater
I'm pretty paranoid too
But I know no one is going to capture me through steam.

@DeathDog
Did you post yours yet?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Hey everyone.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@ZeroReborn
That is not how breasts work.
Or physics.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@JunkTop
Post results.

Link?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@JunkTop
People can get your IP through Steam through the voice call feature if they're your friend.. you know that right?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@JunkTop
No, I'd just outshadow you all~

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@PurpleCharger
Hey Mami.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@JunkTop
Well not that but general trust.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@GoogleCat
Stalker was one creepy fuck about that.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Grim Already has your IP, your home address and social security/national insurance number.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@BinaryMan
Twerk.

@whereismyname
Yeah man. How did people trust him with pizzas?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@RumChicken
your shitpost on /erp/
funbois

You're never going to get a gf like that.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@whereismyname
Huh, what do you mean?

I had a guy get my IP through that way, that's only how I know

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Spazyfool
I think me posting on r9k is worse than this..

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Supergrass
he is saying stalker used ot do it. I assume that is what he meant

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Supergrass
It's not as if they can do anything with your IP, they can just get your general whereasbouts

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Ignoramus
Hey Loco, whats up?
@Ignoramus
Heyo tak.
@whereismyname
Did he do that shit to you too?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Not realising how fun it is to Dox people.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Illusionz
I don't know how. ;_;

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Illusionz
No no. He kept spamming friend requests constantly to me and asking me to accept in the Steam group chats. When I finally did, he used the Steam call thing and tried to ask if I really lived in I think Iowa because that's wherever the IP misled him to. He was worse about it with others. Dude was just creepy as fuck.

@Supergrass
Poster named Stalker. It's not like it can do anything malicious but it was just his fucking creepiness over it.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I have some other dx that I am going to drop soon. Hope the mod team will be ready.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@BunnyJinx
http://archive.org/erp/res/25339.html

I already made a post.

@GoogleCat
Alexis tried that with me and another person to try and say we were one and the same. Since then I keep my computer on an IP that isn't mine. As far as I know my computer doesn't show my home IP.

@StrangeWizard
Do it faggot.

@Stupidasole
I hear you, love.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Need_TLC
Yep.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Raving_Cute
Scoots lives in the UK
mlg dox

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Dreamworx
Are you asking for an intervention?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Need_TLC
We're shitposting on /erp/

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Fried_Sushi
Ah kk

The guy who did it to me was 50 shades of crazy, he even wrote my name on his D.. completely unsolicited

MPmaster
MPmaster

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Spamalot
Spamalot

@Boy_vs_Girl
How was Bern?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@AwesomeTucker
Probably, yeah.

@CodeBuns
It's anime. I ain't gotta explain shit.

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