Ass eating is gross. You get poo in your mouth.
Ass eating is gross
eat my glass
But once you get used to that, what is there to fear really?
Yeah and now I'm gonna start a fight.
eat some glass.
Anus tonguing 101 by Tsuchi
eat my class
literally feeling sad
Talk about being a fucking loser.
I probably would i mean that's an uncommonly attractive classroom.
Kroni, I feel sad, please give me guidance.
I call myself the debonair.
eat my pass
Is that like a new pokemon or something?
no it's not look at the color. and it looks like kindergarten cubbies everywhere what the hell.
Kill yourself, best advice out there faggot.
blurry as fuq
eat my grass
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °)
eat my ass
damn, lost my pic there
Fucking shortcut taking cunt.
Easiest advice you mean.
(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง
scrumple my crumpet
Eat my Kvass
eat my crass
( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )
taste my bottom
doesn't rhyme tho
I don't get it :/
Eat my cuirass
Forgot image, shit.
eat my cutlass
The Aristocrats/Debonaires is a really old, lame joke usually involving shock humor. It's always been poop eating related when I've heard it so I just ran with it.
eat my alexander dumas
I wanna fight Oryx but he's too strong. What do i do.
being sub 300 light
Look at this guy.
cuddle with me.
Can I have a hugs.
eat my ass
eat my lass
We /v/ now.
eat my lass
I can't promise anything.
eat my gass
I think it counts as spam at this point.
Eat my cass
Consume my AS
eat my trass
I think Gilgameshi counts as spam at this point
eat my flass
Yeah, lemme break this silliness amd crack another can.
It will be another year soon, we need an event we can celebrate before that happens. I'm open to any suggestions and I will make it happen.
a fun joke gets ruined by it being spammed nonstop
It really is like /b/
okay i'm done, can't find any more
Do us a favor and kill yourself as well.
noooo im close to it..... dont make fun...
-curls up on your lap and is frustrated-
E-erin stop T_T
want oryx :x
Condescending comments after green text of current events
It really is like b
It's the only way, search your feelings you know it to be true
ALL THIS DRUNKEN POWER, AND NOTHING TO SPEND IT ON.
Now I don't feel safe.
How should I know? I just posted a hug macro image thinking it was cute.
Buy me something.
Cover the windows.
because you're a weeb :3
Jojo was looking at his mom naked btw.
His mom's hot.
What is your add?
The truth hurts, doesn't it?
[wraps around you and squeezes] it is going to be okay
Sorry. What should I do?
I'm sure you'll figure it out.
The whole raid is pretty easy as shit.
The warpriest, golgoroth, the sisters and Oryx himself are all pretty straightforward.
Nigga, you told me to buy something, I'mma buy something for you on steam.
cover the windows because I don't want the neighbors to see you getting railed.
Woosh, post your belly if you are not fat
Let them watch.
What they gonna do, call the police? We'll be railing all the way to hell and back.
You first, fatass.
I'm only gonna get you a cheap gift. That's both thoughtful and cheap. Like a bag of flowers.
Oh I'm gonna feel up my thruster alright.
But I don't even know any anime except DBZ and Gakko Koroshi
WHAT A LITTLE BITCH
I won't say no.
If you think I'm amazing, you should see my peers.
I already have though...
It's kind of fun at least. I have a 310 Black Spindle and all of the exotic swords at least.
Some of the quests are fun to complete, like Touch of Malice's and the Chaperone's.
Contain your envy.
I wanna see murder's belly
got bullied super hard early game
Btw, you won't owe me shit. I just want to give you a breathe of fresh air.
You could've asked me earlier, but no, you didn't. You didn't have the balls, so now you will have no balls. And no game from SCANNER.
NOTHING LIKE FRESHLY BAKED PIZZA MMMM
jump resets 2gud.
Do you really have a problem with like gay people or like is that just for shock memes
I'll give you a tasteful nude.
Nothing to be envious about.
What about a game for me?
I just got home though
What's up with people and their hair here? Is getting a haircut that bad of an idea?
not playing AP Tristana
You little ADCuck
They would have to go out in public then...
posting images of yourself
go play soloq son
I'd say it's more about me not wanting to have anything to do with them. I think they're abominations and are deluded beyond all belief. Thus I still would not purge a faggot unless given a solid reason to. I hope that answers your question.
LOODS PLS, you can't even ap trist anymore. adc or feed is my motto :3
i wanna join a group but theyre all like
must be 295 and done oryx before
its like the 3rd week of the game, how are people this elitist :x
Let's make our own group
can't be that hard
Crypt of the NecroDancer
Already gave a game for you, I remember.
I have wondered the same about the hair thing once
Some are really really bad about it
Raises other questions.
@Garbage Can Lid
I'll get you a game for something that will be nice for home.
im wif a 301 fren. are you 290~ ?
I'm open to answering those if you want.
Today was a pretty good day.
I have scalp psoriasis, so I have a legitimate reason for not getting haircuts often
And I'm happy to have it. It was an unexpected and generous gift.
Enjoy the less than 1hr total playtime.
ive always wanted to live in an attic
I know right?
I don't really believe that anyone truly is scared of going outside and socialize.
adc or feed
I really think ADC is boring as shit, how can you suffer through it?
I get a haircut like once a month and my hair grows fast and thick as fuk
I'd rather play with muh girl's hair
I got it wrong intentionally.
I'm sure I will. Or maybe not. Thought that counts.
PW wasnt that bad.
That sucks. gg
Like would you be opposed to having a friend who happened to be gay
Knowing the real title make you a weeb~
get good scrub.
Just kidding ^^ im waiting on my friend so im afk right now. Uhn. I have oryx checkpoint so i dont know if you should just start there >.< -pat- im not saying you're bad..
Eh same but i like my hair thick
Well I started out as an adc main in season 1. Did the same in season 2. Then in seasons 3-4 I was a jungle main. Now I'm back on the adc train and I really do like it. Have a decent impact on game and provide suitable damage. If I don't ad I'd rather mid or jung. I hate top and support because I feel like they can't carry as hard anymore.
I'd go ahead and assume that you only take in the negative things I say about them. I'm friends with squash who is incidentally gay. I'm friends with grim and he flirts with manaka after threatening to ddos him. Then there is AM who is bi or something. qt and baddog are pretty chill too. I sometimes look past that first fault and get to know the person to a degree and then decide whether or not I want to be acquainted with them. But generally I am opposed to their "sexuality". Opposites, not likes, attract.
I'M DOING IT
boypussy* ftfy m8
NO MOTHERFUCKER THAT TERM IS SICKENING
I guess faggots really do enjoy to have "stylish" hair.
Grim just prefers them to be called "tight man ass" than your frilly words like "boipussy".
grim's face when
Fite me faggot
Time to move to Japan.
I can't get enough of it. Smells good too.
Without missing, everytime I get a haircut I get a comment on the thickness of my hair.
I enjoy supporting most of all but I play it rarely due to the average IQ of an ADC player seems to be around 80.
LIES AND SLANDER.
I don't want to be arrested for premeditated murder
Mines way over that. Move to the US and support me.
I'M GOING TO CAP THE DISCUSSIONS YOU TWO HAVE FROM NOW ON. fuccboi
why the hell does haggis exist when black pudding also exists
black pudding is freaking amazing
haggis is shit inside a stomach
I coddle him plenty.
But I don't flirt.
I'd go ahead and assume that you only take in the negative things I say about them
I mean it's not like there is a shortage I've seen you do a lot of gay bashing so I just wondered.
the average IQ of an ADC player seems to be around 80
Ditch them at the earliest possible opportunity and support the good players then
Oh, you don't have to worry about that. I've got it covered
He's talking about me
I know it
I don't care nearly enough about League anymore to put in effort to get diamond. I'm shit too so there's that.
I do, Nami does that extremely efficiently.
Isn't that like.. pig's blood?
Ew ew ew ewww
Let's go! \o/
yeah, it is also the tastiest damn thing ever
i swear, if i wasn't vegetarian, i could destroy one right now
No you, SPOON with him plenty.
Fair enough, that would be the case and I should keep these things to myself not in thread.
You going to make it look like you attempted suicide and I tried to stop you, thus inadvertently killing you?
I have my ups and downs. Sometimes I want to play and sometimes I don't. I was at 97 lp and dropped back down to 0. But I'll keep trying and see how far I get until November 11. There is still plenty time left.
Kroni is like Lenko but shitty
It would not surprise me
I like Soraka for that personally. That global heal is so good for helping your good top/mid laner win a close fight or bait a dive, and she can save retarded adcs from feeding 24/7
Nah, I was saying I was going to be the one doing the murdering
Is the gay distaste thing because of religious reasons? I haven't been paying attention.
Sorry! Only weebs can go.
Fallout 4 release date. I will be very busy
Pissing off the enemy with Soraka works too
I can accommodate two other people with me when I move to Japan. Wanna come loods/wish?
Yeah but my English is way better and I'm far more stable than he is.
Not even in your wildest dreams, kid.
Perhaps, but I'm not entirely sure. I wouldn't in any way say I'm overly religious but the sheer thought of homosexuality pisses me off.
YOU DO IT EVERY NIGHT.
kek, wait isn't that already out?
He's like a bootleg version lmao
Why? Like what about it?
More like a plagiarized version without any substance.
I can't be bothered to read his big ass wall of text.
He talks in such a cancerous faggot filled way its disgusting.
Can I be next?
Why won't Wish tell me about her discharge?
I do friendo
I love how pro players always bitch about Soraka when they play against her on stream
Guns don't require any dreaming, nerd
Grim tbh fam when are you gonna come out and admit to being gay.
Holy tits, Batman
Time for bed, good night
Nah. November, right ontop of my exam writing too, it's gonna fuck me I'm certain
I dont remember the last time I watched a League stream. I watched that Guardsman Bob guy for a while, he was pretty chill but that's years ago.
It's kind of hard to explain. I'll just list some examples that bother me. "Kids know they're gay from an early age and it's in their genetics". It's far from normal and it goes against nature. Like I said earlier opposites, not likes, attract. There is no in between. All the subcategories of sexuality that were born from homosexuality are fucking ridiculous. Pansexual? Literal cancer. Of course there are others but I don't want to go into detail because league match. Does that help?
implying you could afford one
Lol rip, study hard bruh.
I watched a bunch when I had no job and was bored off my ass all day
I can, actually. Disregarding the ones I already have access too
Yes, we must analyse them.
The riddler did tell us about the 'gift of life is in the bosom of horror'
Yeah, for me any childhood sexuality isn't exactly something I approve of. Though having preferences isn't exactly something I'd hate people for. Also there is tons of homosexuality in nature.
But yeah I do understand.
When is next thread? I'm on my last can.
Hmm, let me analyze them real quick... They're definitely tits, and they're fairly large
Pretty thorough analysis, eh?
Faggots are pretty foul creatures, but even I can't completely despise them especially after so many faggots who went out of their way to cater to me and gift me whatever I wanted.
I'd say I hate them but I don't go out saying it and airing my views. I don't think I could do any harm to another person without reason.
I'm not a fan of the flamboyant gays myself.
Well... let's hope that we'd wipe out foul creatures, faggots, gifts or otherwise.
Money and vidya, son.
Simply impossible to hate beings willing to cater to me.
So be whatever you like faggots, if I can benefit from it I'm happy.
I love boipussies.
Dinner was yummy ^^
@Garbage Can Lid
The guy posted pictures of himself.
And his work.
And gave his name.
It's like he wants me to stalk him forever.
BURN FAGGOTS bURN
wipe me out
Zodiac was pretty good, jake gyllenhaal wasnt that bad for once.
Can't really say I'd shed any tears.
You faggots are only good to benefit from outside of that it isn't as if I give two fucks about you.
But I also despise women and this feminazi bullshit culture that is taken control of this country.
Its like I'm stuck in the middle forced to pick between 2 cancers.
The booming cancer of faggots who are already giant mass of cancer known as females.
I just despise everything so much.
Have you seen Source Code?
Then... what do you love?
You're not a foul creature.
You'r just think you are due to habits.
You feel foul, ergo, you are.
I just despise everything so much
You never wore your hear on your wrist, did you?
If only I had the money to buy myself a fedora.
The concept of you killing yourself.
Erm... what am I doing again?
What made you pick that?
is uber-pwning zombies your forte, kronis?
Oh, you have wore your heart on your wrist all this time.
So what is stopping you from killing yourself either?
We could share a common goal.
too bad i didn't save bc's webm version.
you have wore your heart on your wrist all this time.
Is there some deeper meaning to this or something child?
I have no interest killing myself I'm a part of the solution not the problem.
You may be a lifeless boring faggot but I wouldn't go so far as calling you a zombie sci.
And do you mean what made me super gay?
I'm getting there.
Never said you was the problem, just trying to find out your solution, and the problem you're fighting against.
Some white girl triggered the fuck out of me.
Plus I have you, so it wasnt a hard decision to make.
i hate the ending :3
You're not the only one!
What was up with last night by the way?
How did she trigger you.
Also tell me when you want another recommendation.
ActUALLY, Can we resolve this conversation later?
I don't think now is the time. I changed tacts and focus.
What is this tbh fam shit?
Niggerspeak that became a meme.
to be honest, family.
You'll get used to it.
That weird guy I like.
Also he's not just taken he's fucking married.
stupid people on social media.
Also probably not tonight, I stayed up late watching Zodiac.
You probably shouldn't stalk him, do something else, like jumping up and down.
Ah, by the way, gonna post occasional music videos till I think I should go to bed and pass out.
Of the meme persuasion? Here?
What is Smh!?
It would be so much easier than a real relationship
TP's nigger influences on threads.
Taking over the world. Smh is "shaking my head" it a variation on that, for lazy niggers that can't type
It -> or
That's fine. Just whenever.
Sorry about that, homie. Speaking of glasses I ordered my new pair today. Yay me.
TP should just die
But he's almost as white as the Canadian posters x_x
Wow. Because typing is so strenuous lol
my ears are burning
Talk about pathetic
Wow. Because typing is so strenuous lol
just though tto timestamp my bedtime so I remmeber tomrorwo
same. talk talk is trash.
Caring this much
Did you people really come from b too?
Did you people really come from b too?
he's just trying to stir shit.
Right? I mean, we use a few but the extent of people's shit typing is just ridiculous
Funny semi-related story, at work today the girl that sits across from me was about to call the tech guy because her monitor wasn't turning on, so I asked her if she checked if it was plugged in. She said she did, so I checked where it plugs into the computer and it was loose as shit. She was like "oh wow I didn't even know it plugged in back there!"
How the fuck do you not know that a monitor connects to your computer whrn you work on a computer all day?
He hangs around them, I thought.
A wigger or something.
not hipster enough/10
I always say this and only mean it half the time. And yes we did.
She thought she only had to plug in one the one side? Oh wow.
I'm usually pretty late on meme-speak.
Doesn't seem like he would. Maybe a decade ago in his life, but that's just my impression of him.
Those are the options.
TP, aren't all your irl people black?
The ones I had were turtle shell.
i don't have any black friends tbh
Needs more smug
I couldn't even care half of that much, I see why this place is here and not there
If it weren't for the bans I'm sure we'd all still be there. Even then evading is fuck all annoying.
You get banned? Do you have posters that post cp or ponies?
for avatars or posting with any random anime image on an ANIME IMAGE BOARD, rofl. I don't think any of us post cp but I can't be sure and there are quite a few that post pone.
Well I dont know, glasses look good on some people and it doesnt on others.
Back, after the storm.
I think it makes me look intellamagent
Is that you?
Can I post a picture of mysrlf?
Never experienced such shittery but my posts usually were just a bunch of different asses, not really avatar material
Mods like asses?
You're super fucking cute
Lose the diet coke tho, actual garbage.
are there any pat worthy posters
Go pat yourself, vuntlord.
mods like asses
Moogs you had my heart wrapped up delicately and now you're just kicking it around with this diet coke can bullshit.
I'M DRINKING IT RIGHT NOW
Oh but I get "your face is weird"
you just can't not be mean to me
What in the fuck is pat worthy supposed to mean?
I have a folder of fine asses, mods apparently don't ban their dealers
link it fam
What in the fuck is pat worthy supposed to mean?
he wants to e-pat people. it's slightly less gay than e-petting
grim your gay is showing
The Diet Coke is so he doesn't get fat.
He needs to stay slim.
It tastes better. It's an unpopular opinion I know.
Coke Zero tastes better than Coke. Coke tastes better than Diet Coke.
Ass probably tastes better than Coke, though.
Pepsi is better.
I will not let this piece of my past die.
@Garbage Can Lid
That's fine the folder was for myself anyway, are you all behind the Jinx threads?
stop being so gay
I'm not being gay
you're being hypergay sensitive
Does my old trip work...
Sorry to be annoying, realized I'm a tad lonely. Anyone wanna dial back?
Here you go.
Law of the jungle man
On b there was someone avataring as Jinx and trying to ask how people are doing
You're lucky I love you so much, man.
Intense eyes. What ethnicity are you?
Cause of the beach boys?
Lucky me. What are you up to?
I get it.
I don't want to be your goddamn surfer girl I want to be your god only knows.
No history, really.
My granddand doesn't know his birthday. First as he touched Liverpool, he ran away from his dad, didn't know him.
That's cool I only posted with them one night anyway
that ass folder is quite glorious
I'll trade you my reaction image folder which has like 2k+ images
Just miss my friends back in my past.
So just trying to relive that special moment right now, as I'm drunk, as I remembered that moment, wanted to share it with you.
Bacardi and cigarettes, in a loveseat, watching films together.
Damn that's (excuse the pun) dark.
Sorta niggerdly, if I say so myself.
how goes progress on the thing
Well damn be like that, first you wont even watch robocop with me and now you wont be my surfer girl.
Breaking my heart here.
Nothing much, I'm watching Rocky 3 now. when are you gonna watch Robocop?
Even if I wanted to I wouldn't have a clue on where to upload it, I don't want to download dropbox
Wouldn't even buy your love for a dollar
Least your hair isn't. Goodnight.
I hope you're around tomorrow because I'll be bouncing a lot of questions your way.
After I do Grims thingy. Day after tomorrow at the latest.
Wat? I thought you could just upload thru the website
It'll be fucking done by the end of tomorrow. Watch Robot and Frank until then.
Can you now? I haven't used it in what feels like forever
Yeah, I only have one class tomorrow, so I should be.
You have me on steam
Last time I used it you could
You could also use like Mega or something similar
Hey, watch that sass.
And that movie looks...weird as fuck
Hello! David, do you want to watch Top Gun with me?
Well now I want.
We can trade recommendations if you'd like. It'll be fun.
Okay... Do you want to watch Top Gun again?
You'd have a huge list of 80s movies.
One of two problems solved
I can give a better list go to hell!
That's okay. Some of my recommendations may be a little old too.
Do not lose hope.
Alright alright, I think I can fit in a movie in, not like I really need sleep.
What movie now? Frank and the robot or whatever?
This is not the end.
Or mine at least.
I've recommended my most entry level stuff so far.
More will come.
And now it's two.
You're killing me moogs.
I'll recommend you something less fulfilling if you'd like.
Nah I'll watch what you recommended.
Just me and you here, wanna cyber?
oh okay 8ch
But if they do not come, you will still survive.
Sure. You start.
Alright check out this shit.
Oh fuck yeah you fucking filth. Suck my cock, slut.
The fuck just happened
we were rping...
You cant just escalate things that fast man, damn.
I'm sorry I got too excited.
Mick just died
How am I supposed to make love with all these feelings hitting me
mfw my waifu complimenting my shit art
also post some
@Garbage Can Lid
Man everyone here fucking draws
@Garbage Can Lid
not even 1 answer
tfw my love left me when I needed them most
you've been watching my sleep!?
had a dream about .. endless driving visiting relatives's houses i didnt even know
Ian's computer died though
can you blame him?
Back to Chen
go ugu yourself
fucking long day
Tell me about it.
Ordered a pair of glasses. Went grocery shopping.
Finished a picture too
this makes my day better
its pretty bad lol
sux 2 be u
You can't be doing this because you're sleepy again
Mugs is gross