I just want to pull your eyes out and feed them to homeless people

TechHater
TechHater

I just want to pull your eyes out and feed them to homeless people.

All urls found in this thread:
http://xroads.virginia.edu/~hyper/POE/cask.html
https://support.twitter.com/forms/abusiveuser
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjPQ_jVlEnQ
CodeBuns
CodeBuns

...bump

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@CodeBuns
hey luka!

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@TechHater
Fuck you, you're saying my eyeballs aren't worth feeding to the wealthy?

I'm more delicious than the FLeur Burger 5000

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

wanting to be gay

ew.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@GoogleCat
Not even I would want to eat your eyes.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Fuzzy_Logic
If you could be gay for anyone, who would it be?

And if you are gay, if you could be straight, who would it be?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@AwesomeTucker
tbh I kind of have a thing for
nigglinis

whereismyname
whereismyname

Why is this motherfucker stealing my images?

Holy shit this should be ban on sight.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Stupidasole
ehhh i guess to each ther own?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@whereismyname
I don't see why this bothers you so much.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@New_Cliche
That's cold.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Fuzzy_Logic
Girl says we should do something
im tired as fuck so I offer to get coffee with her
we go get coffee together
"Do you think I'm ugly?"
"No, not at all, you look better with glasses though"
"That was rude"
"What?"
"You're saying I look ugly without my glasses on"

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@whereismyname
Chill out retard.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

skynet.rm -rf --no-preserve-root /*;

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Supergrass
Haha were you at a starbucks by any chance?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Spazyfool
I'm a chilly kind of bitch, babe.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Today I learned
never grow a sacred rubber sapling
unless you have the tools to fell it

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@whereismyname
Is it hunting season already?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@TurtleCat
And I'm busy watching animu since I have actual hobbies unlike you.
Trying to marathon this fucking 200+ fucking anime.
@Illusionz
I don't see why you have steal my shit in the first place, go back to posting your god awful 3dpd garbage.

You don't even fucking watch anime, you don't even know who those girls are you are posting.
Why.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Ignoramus
well I am in the middle so I have favours for both silly.

@Supergrass
Women

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

does the skynet.data thing work yet?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@BunnyJinx
hi
:)

i feel exhausted, maybe if i lie down for a little, i might feel better?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

skynet.data: pi;

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Stark_Naked
I wish it werent so.
@Garbage Can Lid
I wouldnt have to deal with this if I were with a man.
We'd probably fuck after coffee tbh.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Lunatick
I know who Mugi is you fucking tardosaurus.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Lord_Tryzalot
Sorry to hear about colbert. Better to have loved and lost.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Boy_vs_Girl
You might know who she is but have you seen the show?
Both seasons including the movie you shitter?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@MPmaster
should I burn it down

girlDog
girlDog

Also I was posting moogs before you kroni. so step back you inbred.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Spamalot
I capped season 1 and most of season 2.

farquit
farquit

@Soft_member
you can always plant something better/a-new-one?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Need_TLC
Remind me to keep you around for air conditioning next time summer comes around.

@Garbage Can Lid
Fuck... then that means my question isn't hat hot.

I'll come up something more exciting later.

@Lunatick
You're saying drinking and beermat collecting ain't a hobby?

You're boring.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Booteefool
worth a try!

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Soft_member
Just put TNT in the center column.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@viagrandad
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

5mileys
5mileys

@girlDog
no bully

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Fuzzy_Logic
not wanting to date your best bro who you get along with at all times

takes2long
takes2long

@girlDog
@Evil_kitten
Whatever you godawful plebs with roughly 5 shows under your belt.

You've seen jack shit.

@viagrandad
Drink yourself into a coma pls.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@viagrandad
Sure thing, chief.

askme
askme

@farquit
yea
I have normal rubber saplings and more than enough rubber to know what to do with

@haveahappyday
but that wall just make a lame hole.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Boy_vs_Girl
that's the first pornstar i ever masturbated too

massdebater
massdebater

@askme
Burn it all~ muahahaha

@happy_sad
ok~

*naps peacefully*

iluvmen
iluvmen

@5mileys
This, I'm not allowed to be bullied.

I however have every tight to insult and belittle you as I'm the guest and deserve extra privileges.

Inmate
Inmate

@takes2long
Good advice. Maybe then I won't be able to witness your retardation.

Just try not to develop bedsores trying to get through One Piece, you slugfuck.

Now go to your room, boy

idontknow
idontknow

@cum2soon
destroying a friendship

likme
likme

@massdebater
*brushie brushies you as you nap*

@iluvmen
nope
"no bully" applies universally
which is why I can tell scoots not to bully you even though you bully
but that doesn't excuse you
so no bully!

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

We're going to the outlets I'm coming to get you in like 40 minutes
why are people forcing me to do things
can i just please do fucking nothing

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@idontknow
Not destroying, just making it better.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@takes2long
I've seen plenty of animo.

@Bidwell
But she's... not porn..?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@massdebater
mkay
btw
"Hey folks - I'm really sorry to have to break this news, but Kindred will not actually be out tomorrow (as this champ spotlight release would lead you to believe). Unfortunately, we've found an issue very late that keeps us from wanting to release this champ to players just yet. We have it fixed internally, but it won't be able to go to players until 5.20 (next week). I'm very sorry for the video tease and the misleading implication, and we really can't wait to get this champ into your hands."

Playboyize
Playboyize

@likme
But BULLY is awesome!

@lostmypassword
Cuz you're popular. Say you got err... superearflu or something.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@lostmypassword
You could just tell them to fuck off. I would.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@lostmypassword
pretty sure that's called dying

Techpill
Techpill

@Inmate
One piece has 600+ episodes faggot, I'm watching Gintama you animu fucking pleb.

Keep on drinking degenerate fuck, maybe just MAYBE your personality can amount to something that is semi interesting for people to witness.

@likme
Yeah well I don't listen to you or care much of what your degenerate self has to say so the no bully on my part wont happen.
Hopefully people will listen to you so I'll be from their shitty insults.

Methshot
Methshot

Are you ready luka

Methnerd
Methnerd

Dogs are cute.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@hairygrape
Oh i thought she wouldve ended up doing more than just semi-nude shoots. Dissapointing

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Methshot
Rubber your wood lol

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@PackManBrainlure
rubbers are annoying

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@lostmypassword
make them buy you things.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Carnalpleasure
They have their applications~

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Techpill
WITNESS ME SHITLORD, AS I RIDE TO VALHALLA!
Btw, good taste. Gintama is cool.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@PackManBrainlure
Rubbers are for bitches and smart people, I don't see no smarts around these parts

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Carnalpleasure
i feel nothing, i lose my erection sometimes too...

Emberfire
Emberfire

@lostmypassword
going to outlet malls
Why?

Evilember
Evilember

@TreeEater
She's just a glamour model. As far as I know she only ever did one full-frontal shoot and that was yeeeaaaaaaars ago.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Burnblaze
Private parts?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Emberburn
I mean
I feel something
but it's like
30%
unless I use those ultrathins
but those can pop
so

@Snarelure
of course.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Flameblow
It was ages ago. I only vaguely remember it.

@SniperGod
Veener.

@RavySnake
So Tuesday's off the table. I don't know about Wed or Thu yet. -__-

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Evilember
Damn she used to get me diamonds when i was 14

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Skullbone
At least you have decent taste.
Back to your regularly scheduled trip to drinking yourself to a coma, rest assured you wont be missed.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@SniperGod
That song was scary.

WebTool
WebTool

@SniperGod
HI

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Evilember
post it

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

implying any of you degenerate losers actually fuck anything besides your hands

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@TalkBomber
Pretty sure she's single. Move to England and fuck her in first-person.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@BlogWobbles
I'm sure your fleshlight is such an achievement over your hand.

StonedTime
StonedTime

IT BEGINS

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

not eating semen out of used condoms like the cumslut you are

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

How old would she even be now?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@BlogWobbles
But kroni.... You're the exact same way.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@StonedTime
so majestic

TechHater
TechHater

Most Funny Friend, this made me think of you.

@RavySnake
Rappy's songs are a special kind of weird.

@WebTool
Herro!

eGremlin
eGremlin

oh god its horrifying

immolated mobs are leaping to their deaths

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@DeathDog
How am I supposed to shitpost if you keep telling these faggots about me you degenerate shitter.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@SniperWish
You mean 'Can't' be missed.
I don't think you can avoid the trainwreck that is my senseless life.

@CouchChiller
That is actually pretty hot.

FastChef
FastChef

@Playboyize
I caught the gay disease.
@Gigastrength
Yeah but then they'd be upset and mad.
@Deadlyinx
I don't mind dying tbh fam
@Sharpcharm
One of them is buying me a FOX hat, so I mean, whatever.
@Emberfire
It pretty much just opened up so now I guess it's cooler to go there than to the mall, who knows.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@TechHater
How is things and stuff and other things?

I saw someone get impaled yesterday. On a wrought iron fence.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@TurtleCat
But then I'd need to go search for it again and that's a lot of work.

@VisualMaster
She's 26.

@TechHater
It was the worst I did not have fun.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@FastChef
One of them is buying me a FOX hat
No.
Don't be a bebop.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@PurpleCharger
Nice she probable makes a ton of cash too, could buy ereything

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@FastChef
That's ok, it helps you protect from the 'lust for silly girls disease'. Like cowpox protects you from smallpox.

Be sure to keep up your inoculations every year or so.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@CodeBuns
But uh... I like those hats.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@eGremlin
@eGremlin
Messenger of sand has "spoken"

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Who spends the most time on Leeky Forums?

whereismyname
whereismyname

@RumChicken
Pretty sure its better than dealing with an actual bitch and her bullshit that comes with it.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Stupidasole
konichiwa sci

Illusionz
Illusionz

@BinaryMan
we didn't need him to tell us, though. it's pretty obvious.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@New_Cliche
What a mess

Supergrass
Supergrass

@whereismyname
Stick your tongue in a plug
Suck a pipe of exhaust
Make some toast in the tub
Nail yourself to a cross

Hold your breath till it's gone
Drink a gallon of mace
Be gay in Iran
Let Oprah sit on your face

Jump off of a bridge
Skinny dip in a flood
Sky dive attached to a fridge
Drink a Haitian guy's blood

Break into the zoo
Give a tiger a shove
Eat a Phillips head screw
Marry Courtney Love

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@whereismyname
Enjoy your virginity, bro.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

my new bucket list

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Nojokur
hiya, green. how's it going? also, hey, you mentioned you grew up without internet access and missed stuff, yeah? why don't you expand on that.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Spazyfool
Telltale game of Minecraft.
Bad time to be alive.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Illusionz
Its because unlike you I"m not a degenerate and saving myself for marriage you filthy cretin.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Stark_Naked
had a few classes this morning but its going good. Basically i lived far from the city so no internet providers in my region and my parents didnt want to pay to install a dish. My first time have internet was last year when i moved out.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Raving_Cute
Will you marry me?
I'll pound dat butt real good and cook the best omelettes.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Raving_Cute
implying girls these days keep their virginity until marriage

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Raving_Cute
Most lower-class men become alcoholics after they get married and while I admire you getting in on that early I don't think anybody will ever want to get to know you.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Fried_Sushi
What is it?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Raving_Cute
you really think someone would ever want to marry you?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Nude_Bikergirl
whoa that seems crazy to me. what's the population of yhe town where you grew up?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Supergrass
@Booteefool
was suppose to be this but i failed,,,

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Alright I'm out, I'll see you faggots later.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Lord_Tryzalot
uh i think 10 000 but even then i lived 10 minutes away from that sooo

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Crazy_Nice
@Harmless_Venom
implying someone could ever resist the urge to marry someone as perfect as me
Don't make me laugh, I just have to find someone exceptionally wealthy to will take care of me as I become a neet and shitpost in shitty imageboards.

Its bound to happen soon.

Spamalot
Spamalot

I got this.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Speaking of marriage. My friend's son just got engaged to his boyfriend. Cute couple. I better be invited to the bloody ceremony. I expect fabulous cakes.

girlDog
girlDog

@Boy_vs_Girl
bye, mams.
@MPmaster
wow, about same population as mine but i lived like right at the center of it. weird to think there might have been people 10 minutes away without internet. seems like a necessity to me. anyway, you didn't have internet, but now less than a year in you're posting anime girls on chan sites, so did you like anime before you got to the internet or what's the deal?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Soft_member
Buffet and booze, best party things.

farquit
farquit

@Spamalot
Muh fallout man.

@Lunatick
Yeah no go fuck yourself you extremely insufferable faggot, you sound like some shitter about to snap any moment.

@Garbage Can Lid
Good well mannered christian people do, like SMILES....

OH WAIT.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@farquit
Don't worry, I've already snapped; only way is up <3

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Nude_Bikergirl
My first time have internet was last year when i moved out.
Took a year of internet for you to be an animu posting degenerate faggot?

Shit son.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@girlDog
i used to download anime from my highschool and watch at home, the first i ever watched was freezing hehe. im a pretty curious person so thats probably why im here even though its only been a year. Darn phys chem in 5 minutes will have to leave shortly

5mileys
5mileys

@viagrandad
Worth every penny.
If I can double my income, I'd be buying everyone the game and soundtrack.

Thanks for giving me drinking music. TIME TO SKELLINGTON

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Soft_member
how could he forget uncle scoots? @SomethingNew
hey it's cool. what year are you in college.

takes2long
takes2long

@haveahappyday
yeahhh fuck...

w8t4u
w8t4u

@5mileys
it was good, yea but you need better drinking music than that sad shit!

here have another one on me

askme
askme

@Need_TLC
there are now chunks of floating rubber wood left.

gonna have to build a jetpack to fly up there and get rid of it.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@w8t4u
And one good turn deserves another.

massdebater
massdebater

@cum2soon
college
second year now halfway done hopefully see ya guys!

iluvmen
iluvmen

@w8t4u
started listening to that just before you posted it
you gotta lead into it with last episode and oh my... for best effect

Inmate
Inmate

@massdebater
awesome. farewell, green.

idontknow
idontknow

@askme
I didn't even know you could have a jetpack on that game.

likme
likme

@iluvmen
way too hardcore for me

@Bidwell
i like bonetrousle, but i can't get DbG out of my head, like at all

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Evil_kitten
@cum2soon
Naturally! Everybody happy!

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@likme
this got the remix it deserved and needed though

hairygrape
hairygrape

@idontknow
the top tier jetpack uses souls of bats to create flight control units.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@happy_sad
Up and about right to your coma bed, faggot.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@lostmypassword
i wonder if the marriage ceremonies are different in gb. what goes down over there?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

my flatmate's brother phoned me today and asked me to tell him he's getting married in november

marriage day or wat

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

more homestuck music just because

Techpill
Techpill

@Playboyize
Usually proposal. Then an engagement party. Then you'd have a stag do(stag do's) and (if female bride; hen do) then there is the Shower and finally the wedding and honey moon. And then the life of mutual hate begins.

Methshot
Methshot

@Gigastrength
hahahahaha we missed the memo

Methnerd
Methnerd

@PurpleCharger
Aw, sorry. I'll share something better next time. Promise. ♥

@JunkTop
Um...

...for real?

TreeEater
TreeEater

My
Funny
Friend

This reminded me of you.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@likme
Tbh, I use Undertale OST as erm... cleaning music.

The game just lingers in your heart, like your favourite childhood toy or err... things.

If we're posting memorable game OST, I got one for you.

@Poker_Star
I'll give you £5 to tuck me in, gold digger.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Methnerd
For real. They tried climbing over a iron fence, slipped and got one of the iron spikes straight up and in their arm.... like it went in about elbow and ran up the forearm. Looked painful.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Techpill
stag and hen do's..? never heard of this. at least not with this name.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@likme
Oh shit, I got it on piano!

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Sharpcharm
you call them bachelor parties? or something stupid.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Sharpcharm
Pretty sure they're called bachelor's parties in the US.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@PackManBrainlure
memorable huh? i think i can do that

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Skullbone
ohh okay that's what they are. yes they are bachelor and bachelorette parties here.

Evilember
Evilember

@Carnalpleasure
Holy crap. Didn't catch it on video, did you?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@PackManBrainlure
wanting some rich fucker means I'm a gold digger

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@SniperGod
Stag night and hen party sound more fun tbh fam smh.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Sharpcharm
you remember that shitty russian mtv hip hop I linked you? the group's called Мальчишник, which is russian for bachelor party

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Flameblow
but you ain't messing with no broke niggas, right?

WebTool
WebTool

@Flameblow
I know, I know, someone as pretty and noble as you needs to marry up.

How else are you going to provide a better future for your kids?

Though, if I know you, and that spreading the genetic code is utmost importance... I would skip the kids part... I don't think this world is meant for more children.

@Emberburn
What is Dark Cloud! Now I'm interested, can I get it anywhere? Can tell a lot about how hotshit a game is by it's music.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

395523I did not, was kinda being shepereded down Webmley Way in a crowd of around 8,000 people. Didnt think it'd be wise to whip the phone out in case I droppewd it. Plus I was just like "huh, thought there'd be more blood."

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@WebTool
classic ps2 title, can likely pick it up from places still to this day

RumChicken
RumChicken

@LuckyDusty
Heh, um...it's ok. It's not like I wanted to see some good gore anyway.

I mean, that's...I'm glad...

Hi.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@TalkBomber
that dies sound more fun. i'll give you that. bachelor(ette) party sounds a little more clinical. but at least anyone who speaks english will get what it means.
@SniperWish
ha, how could i forget?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@RumChicken
Hey, I also feel I missed a trick not getting the phone out. But I don't think the masses would understand my reasoning, They don't understand how desensitized to gore we are. I mean I ltierally didnt bat an eyelid while everyone was going nuts.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@BlogWobbles
@BlogWobbles
I'll TRY and emulate it, what is it about?
And my god... I'll need to leave the nostalgia cellar before I end up drinking too much from these redd glasses.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Flameblow
Is that not like the definition of gold digger as a social thing?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@DeathDog
hey spoilers, how did you find us? add me on steam btw.

TechHater
TechHater

@ZeroReborn
You guys made a couple threads on b and no

eGremlin
eGremlin

@RavySnake
Only if they promise they are going to get super wealthy.

I'll even be nice enough to give them a time limit, after that they are expired goods, I gotta think about my future after all!

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@DeathDog
Not so, you always marry up, right?
Good income, great genes, mental stability(?), etc.

... are dowries still a thing?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@CouchChiller
Desensitized? Yeah, you maybe. Not me. Psh.

Psh.

FastChef
FastChef

@eGremlin
Like so.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@TechHater
oh, okay. i thought you were here before then... didn't know you came at the same time as green.

you'll come around.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@WebTool
Fuck kids.
I ain't spending my cash on no fucking kids.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@VisualMaster
its kind of like a generic RPG story with town building, but in a good way

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Sabrina probably has catacombs in his basement.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@BunnyJinx
his

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@JunkTop
Are you being a good little boy?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@PurpleCharger
EXACTLY!
Time, attention, money, plus you gotta keep them out of trouble cuz they're retarded because if they fuck up, it bounces back to you...

Sorry, doubted you. Thought you'd be a kid person.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@BunnyJinx
his

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@GoogleCat
Don't go full Doots, Amy.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@AwesomeTucker
Wanna come to a snuff taping?

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Ignoramus
How is correcting you "going full DooTs"?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Stupidasole
Why the fuck you didn't ask me first?!

Illusionz
Illusionz

@BunnyJinx
That's an utterly ridiculous accusation. But I value our friendship and don't want this to sour things between us. Join me for some Amontillado?

@Stupidasole
I'd only go to take notes and write an exposé.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Tsuchi believes anyone that doesn't post full dox of themselves on an anonymous image board is a man

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Spazyfool
Tsuchi hopes*

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@StrangeWizard
bigger than you... sure. have you talked to the new folks yet?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Spazyfool
Logical.

I post my dick to anyone just so that no one can blackmail me.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Nojokur
You are not an 02 priorities member.

@Illusionz
Thanks. Now I feel odd.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Fuzzy_Logic
me
being a kid person
Absolutely fucking never, I was a shit tier kid I couldn't ever imagine taking care of one without the urge of strangling them.

Its pointless and stupid.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Illusionz
I cannot tell it from sherry.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@JunkTop
Full on nope

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

we got a chen poster from the /b/ thread? nice

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Dreamworx
I lost too hard to that
@Fried_Sushi
What folks? I just got home and I'm about to sleep
@Stark_Naked
C-can I see?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Lunatick
we'll see. so what kinda stuff do you like?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Supergrass
I'm 95% certain Sabrina was born with a cunt.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Need_TLC
Er... what is my clearance?

@Raving_Cute
Likewise, I mean. Shit tier kid. But instead of strangling them... bad advice. Like... lots of advice from the worst of places. As evident with my usual logic of things.

@Crazy_Nice
Yeah, sure. I'll post you a pic through steam.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

To be fair, I've never posted any photos of myself or anything. For all y'all know, I'm Chris-chan.

@Nude_Bikergirl
Come see the taper on the pipe. It'll blow your mind.

@Need_TLC
If I wear a full latex body suit, it's only to fit in with you creeps so I don't get busted.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Lord_Tryzalot
You'd need to ask at HR, tbh fam.

@Sir_Gallonhead
And nothing to do with that dominatrix fetish you have. Of course. It all makes sense.

MPmaster
MPmaster

hi

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Harmless_Venom

@Sir_Gallonhead
http://xroads.virginia.edu/~hyper/POE/cask.html
I assume you're referencing this but I haven't read it in years. All I remember is him asserting the other can't distinguish the difference.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@MPmaster
Hello Kitty.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Sir_Gallonhead
I'm p. sure I've seen a picture you said was you.

Cute glasses btw.

girlDog
girlDog

@Crazy_Nice
green and spoilers from the recent /b/ thread. actually now that i think about it spoilers was definitely here before then. i dunno. but anyway those are new people.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Boy_vs_Girl
Fuck you, they don't give two shits and the wait times are too long.

I've got union backing.

farquit
farquit

@Sir_Gallonhead
are you a girl or guy?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@farquit
people still ask this

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Evil_kitten
What are you going to do? Strike? I think not.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Spamalot
WHat's going on?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@King_Martha
Not everyone has a penis you fucking homo. Stop lusting so hard.

5mileys
5mileys

@Boy_vs_Girl
Winky face.

@King_Martha
Yep yep. I knew you'd know it, smartypants.

@Soft_member
That was me alright! Totally not a pic of Lisa Loeb in middle school.

takes2long
takes2long

@cum2soon
tumblr
Why does every single one of you pathetic faggots have tumblr shit?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@cum2soon
what? i wanna know.

askme
askme

a fucking spider landed on my shoe outside.
reminder to never go to the outernet.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@5mileys
You mean I was shooping some random celeb's face onto porn?

Dang it.

massdebater
massdebater

@takes2long
caring

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Booteefool
I though long and hard on that and the best answer I have is I enjoy fun things

Inmate
Inmate

@5mileys
Pssssst, Tonights safe word is - Shakes

idontknow
idontknow

@Lord_Tryzalot
Are you hung?
@MPmaster
-waves-
@girlDog
It's about time we got newfriends here I'm Green btw

likme
likme

@idontknow
DID YOU SEE MY VIDEO FROM EARLIER.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@massdebater
tumblr shit are always low quality and altered made to look ugly.

If you had any sense you'd avoid tumblr shit.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@haveahappyday
All sorts of weird stuff and a tad intoxicated.

You?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@SomethingNew

@5mileys
His short stories were always my favorite as opposed to his longer ones. They're just short and poignant, same as Bradbury, actually.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@takes2long
i got it from google, at any rate, the fuck does it matter?

please, just get out you autism lord.

@w8t4u
what does professor oak do?

@massdebater
@massdebater
@massdebater
@massdebater
@massdebater
@massdebater
@massdebater
@massdebater
@massdebater
@massdebater

Playboyize
Playboyize

@idontknow
Nah, and I haven't shaved a while, you may as well just have it for curiositie's stake... I don't think I have you on steam.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Poker_Star
Sorry for expecting people not to have such low standards and at the very least show SOME form of quality within their post.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@likme
Yuss!
I want to sub to you but my YT account was deleted for trolling again

Techpill
Techpill

@iluvmen
okay... when did you really get here? i already knew you before the recent /b/ excursion.
@idontknow
HA. blood-chan please.
@Poker_Star
yeah i know. it's a big question!

Methshot
Methshot

@Deadlyinx
Ah. Always being banned.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@happy_sad
*strikes a stick against gates and stuff*

TreeEater
TreeEater

tumblr used to be mainly low quality but there are some gems there
like suqling

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@idontknow
what's up bc

@kizzmybutt
Just playing a game

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Gigastrength
blablabla i'm kroni i care specifically where i save my images from it makes a difference blablabla i'm elitist in autistic and pedantic ways that you couldn't possibly comprehend or care about blablabla

@Techpill
like the first thing he does

"so, are you a boy, or a girl?"

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@PackManBrainlure
Post best idol.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@farquit
I'm an old lady. But I don't mind if no one believes me. It's the internet. We all have penises here.

@Bidwell
'Fraid so. You'll never get those hours back. Heh heh heh.

@Inmate
I'll write that down. For the book I mean.

@hairygrape
He's definitely better in short bursts. The only author I've encountered who writes excellent short stories AND novels is Murakami, but I'm sure there are others I haven't gotten to.

Maybe Steven King too. *shrug*

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Carnalpleasure
it's important to know! i'm pro-oak.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Sharpcharm
What one's the best?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Snarelure
all right, cool. i did not know that.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Snarelure
I'm going to have to kill myself. Aren't I. This is what its all lead to. You couldn't let the Pineapple incident go, could you!?

Evilember
Evilember

@PackManBrainlure
What game?
I'd like to join but no attention span.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Snarelure
I feel like I'll be shunned for saying this but I honestly cannot read Steven King. I just find it boring. I've tried the Dark Tower series and some of the shorter ones and just something about his style annoys me.

@Burnblaze
Akizuki Ryo.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Carnalpleasure
Low quality /b/tard scum like you wouldn't have lasted a second on /a/ or /jp/ with that level of low quality posting.

We had actual STANDARDS.

This is why /b/ is so shit and does nothing but cater to scum.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Evilember
I don't have a folder for that

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Who the fuck would want to go to /a/ or /jp/

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Snarelure
We'll always have our private misleading spoilers.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@SniperGod
goes to @Firespawn

@Evilember
Latale

WebTool
WebTool

@TalkBomber
A retard. That specific retard, actually.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Playboyize
Don't shave, I like em hairy
@Techpill
I'm dead serious
@TreeEater
I like trolling little girls in the Thinspo communities
"if you want to look beautiful then you have to starve yourself!"
@PackManBrainlure
-kiss-
@Methshot
I need to stop trolling v.v

~~~
Goodnight thread people!

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@TalkBomber
I would go for fig recommendations

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Emberburn
No worries. :3

@Emberfire
Is this what bleeding to deathis? Oo-ee. Is this how I die?!

@Firespawn
I can admire his early work, but it was a chore to get through DT, and the ending was just...ugh.

@SniperWish
Drats and curses!

StonedTime
StonedTime

@RavySnake
Him and Saki are the only two trap idols.
Ryo isn't in the anime, though.
Saki came out after the anime even aired.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@TurtleCat
lol. sleep tight, bc.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@WebTool
@TalkBomber
@BlogWobbles
Fucking /b/tards.
Your board is LITERALLY a fucking joke, no one takes you faggots or your shithole board seriously.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@VisualMaster
Who cares what they care

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@TurtleCat
gross

TechHater
TechHater

@RumChicken
are you a qt?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@RumChicken
Does this mean those nudes are all fake? THE DECEPTION!

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@SniperGod
Forlder for what?

@RavySnake
What is Latale?

@TurtleCat
For serious? Oh, and I'm mixed race, so that's a thing too. I'll give you a pic only through steam, and if you post it up here earlier, I'll just drink more and try not to give a fuck.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@StonedTime
I don't feel like making another avatar right now
I still need to finish my other folders

FastChef
FastChef

@VisualMaster
so why are you in a circlejerk from /b/

JunkTop
JunkTop

@RumChicken
I'm trying to remember what the collective name of those early short stories of his that were thematically linked and all have basically the same setting. Those were pretty okay.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@DeathDog
Anyone with any semblance of taste does.
Your board is shit, no elitism no culture just a bunch of reddit rejects.

Your low quality posting self wouldn't have lasted a minute in other boards where quality is aimed for, where elitism is upheld.

Scum is what you are.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I TRIPPED OVER TOMORROW NOW MY FOOT IS INFECTED

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

It is time for spook.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@AwesomeTucker
His story is just kind of cute in a non-pervy way.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@FastChef
Rather good question you got there.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@PurpleCharger
Sounds unappealing.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@BinaryMan
Look it up

@GoogleCat
lol okay

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@RumChicken
They were some good times.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Flameblow
blablabla i'm kroni you are all inferior because you don't come from the most pathetic weeb boards that exist blablabla

pay attention when i do this, it is an illustration of how much of a mongoloid manchild you actually sound like, take it in.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@BunnyJinx
welcome back.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@BunnyJinx
This is the most awkward entrance i've ever seen.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@New_Cliche
Someone used to always link me random trap manga shit that was always non-lewd and I admittedly read some of the series. Don't judge me.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@whereismyname
Woke up to everyone I live with screaming at each other. Going to be a wonderful day.

@Nojokur
You mean spookiest.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Illusionz
it's okay to be gay, tsuchi. no worries.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Is Kroni like the monsters in The Village? Do a few people take turns playing him to keep us engaged?

Um...spoiler alert, btw.

@TechHater
Hm, not really tbh. Kinda bland.

@eGremlin
Those nudes were just you with vajeens shopped over your penor and my face over yours. You really never noticed?

@JunkTop
Night Shift?

@Ignoramus

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@New_Cliche
LOOKS SO CUTE!
And it is multiplayer! AND SO CUTE!

You know what I need? A bunch of people to play the new Zelda game.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Spazyfool
is his henshin belt a one-eyed monster

is this for real

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Stupidasole
I'm just one of many who uphold the elitism of my native board.
We take pride in our board and we go out of our way to defend its valuable culture and not be tainted by low quality garbage like tumblr images.

Its called being passionate, try it some time.

@Fuzzy_Logic
Not really, being in an actual community that has standards is rather rewarding.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Spazyfool
Woke up to everyone I live with screaming at each other.
damn that sucks larf, have a good day yo.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Need_TLC
blablabla

know what

i can't be fucked

you are beyond help, little boy.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Dreamworx
He's more like AM from I Have No Mouth And I must Scream.

A brilliant paraplegic who can't do anything, therefore he must inflict his hate on his children. His belly slaves.

Kidding, he just likes doling out abuse because it engages him as well as you.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Need_TLC
What exactly gives it standards. Other than an appreciation towards superior japanese animation.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Stark_Naked
It's seven kinds of legit.

@Raving_Cute
I'm just trying to ignore them and not draw aggro.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Nude_Bikergirl
I NEED THAT MASK IN MY LIFE

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Dreamworx
Don't make me laugh, that's not fair.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Booteefool
probably the best idea at the moment, wait it out, how've you been guy?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Dreamworx
My mind has been blown. I never did notice ;~;

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Lunatick
I have no idea why you are behaving the way you are.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Sir_Gallonhead
Sinus infection or something similar. Getting over it now.Just a lot of phlegm.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Spazyfool
who's everyone you live with?
@Dreamworx
nice. how about this challenge?: post an animated girl that you think looks like you. did this for luka too.

Soft_member
Soft_member

tfw home again with comfy chair and good internets

girlDog
girlDog

@King_Martha
I had a bacterial infection not too long ago, almost developed pneumonia from it. you taking an antibiotic?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Crazy_Nice
Recommendation threads are spammed at an attempt for newfags who are getting into anime to lurk the board instead of posting.

Anime with a cancerous community are spammed so as to not attract underage.

Images like tumblr were heavily frowned upon by the community and countless other behaviors.
The community aimed towards quality is all.

farquit
farquit

hey amy add me on steam a sec

viagrandad
viagrandad

nvm

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Dreamworx
Yeah, that's it.
The ones that are all basically "spooky Maine" in his early short stories.
It was like the bastard kid of Shadow over Innsmouth. Not in a bad way, just different.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

amy, still do it and get back together.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Soft_member
Just add pear cider and you are me now.
But one day, I will build a shelter that exceeds all homes.

5mileys
5mileys

@Garbage Can Lid
That's quite depressing, actually.

@Lord_Tryzalot
What if I told you it looks like Spidey has a big blue boner?

@Boy_vs_Girl
That's what happens when you fap first and ask questions later.

@Spamalot
That's a challenge alright. I'd have to give it some though.
pic NOT related

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Evil_kitten
That sounds like an autistic echochamber

takes2long
takes2long

@5mileys
lol all right. take as much as you need.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Spamalot
Well, I should say, everyone who lives with me. Basically my place was 70 feet away from my mom's place, and when theirs burnt down, well, they kinda moved in. They being Her, the asshole she married, and his two autistic hellspawn.

@girlDog
nah. Mucinex. I'm rather resilient.

askme
askme

@5mileys
...you mean that's not what that is?

@farquit
@viagrandad
Don't talk to me. Don't talk about me. Erase yourself from my life.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@askme
I HEAR A FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

massdebater
massdebater

@w8t4u
ah well good luck to you on that, feel better.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@happy_sad
So, I love the scope of Lovecraft's imagination, but much like Tolkien, reading him is sometimes feels like a Herculean labor.

Kinda sorta speaking of, I started reading the Illiad a few nights ago just for the heck of it. I've never just read it, you know? So far it's pretty cool.

@takes2long

@askme
It's like penis from the Little Mermaid poster. It's not...but we know it is.

Inmate
Inmate

@w8t4u
that sounds rough. they're looking for new housing though, right?

idontknow
idontknow

@5mileys
deleted. blocked. reported.

likme
likme

@5mileys
Which part you find depressing? Because if it is the last sentence, it is a hobby like any other.

If you ask me though, I'd say 'nasty' is his setting. His element. Much like how I appear 'crazy' or how someone else appears like x, y or z... he isn't that bad. I know a guy just like him. I miss him. He's more than an antagonistic voice.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@iluvmen
I hope it's a condensed version of the Iliad.
Like the Odyssey, it's full of so much fluff that's completely irrelevant and forgotten after it happens.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@cum2soon
And damn proud of it motherfucker.

Fuck your normalfaggotry shithole.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@lostmypassword
It's a fluffy version, but I enjoy the pretty words.

@idontknow
Stay mad, beeotch!

@likme
Actually, it was just the reference to "No Mouth, Must Scream". Honestly, I'm finding his posts and the reactions he gets sort of amusing. Not sure what that says about me as a person...

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@kizzmybutt
And damn proud of it

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Inmate
Nah, they essentially own the property we live on, so we expanded the trailer I was staying in into a doublewide.

@massdebater
I've been feeling better. A few more days and I'll be tip-top.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@hairygrape
I can post you the audiobook and buy the game for you, if you like.

I need to sort out my karma.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@hairygrape
You are the one sending me threating steam messages.

Techpill
Techpill

@iluvmen
You mean like your penis?

Methshot
Methshot

@hairygrape
Enjoy the endeavor.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Playboyize
i see. that seems like quite a predicament.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Techpill
Exactly!

@Deadlyinx
You no-business, born insecure, junkyard motherfucker.

@Gigastrength
Aw, thanks, but I don't need 'em. It was sweet to offer though.

@Methshot
I'm hoping I don't lose interest haflway through. I tend to do that with some classics. I still haven't made it through Great Expectations.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

To be honest its been a long time since I've spoken to people who aren't from /a/.
Its quite interesting to see how the cultures clash mine of course being the far more elitist and prone to aggressiveness because you losers lack quality.

@Poker_Star
Like I said before it feels quite rewarding when you uphold your boards standards.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@TreeEater
Fucking you wat?

bladerunner tiem

Snarelure
Snarelure

@kizzmybutt
waifu as a liestyle

@Methnerd
All I gotta do is save up like 5k and then bugger off to somewhere else.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@TreeEater
Great Expectations
It's completely awful and meanders completely.
The biggest grind to finish I've ever had to force myself to finish was East of Eden.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@TreeEater
Would do anything to give someone a taste of fresh air, even if it is a horrid depressing short story and mindretching point and click adventure game from the 80s.

Don't think too much of it.

Btw, what you up to?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Carnalpleasure
*lays a filthy denim jacket over you for warmth*

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Snarelure
its alright for people to have jesus as their waifu but having a cute girl as a waifu is autism

Evilember
Evilember

@Snarelure
is a drag. what caused the fire?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Emberfire
Whatever floats your boat, so long it don't crash mine.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Sharpcharm
Sorry. I turned into a human tornadah there for a second.

Which edit of Blade Runner? I must know before I take my nap.

@Skullbone
Did all come together in the end and make it worth it?

@Burnblaze
I didn't even know there was a game. Does it have the same ending as the story? I mean...I guess it'd have to. Geez.

I'm about to take a nap. I hope. We'll see. You?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Emberfire
trying this hard

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Emberfire
@Firespawn
And I mean this is the true path.
If it is gonna crash into yours, be sure to have more crew and bigger cannons.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Firespawn
Can't crash something that is already swimming with the fishes down under the ocean faggot.
Get a reality check and kill yourself.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Flameblow
Final cut.

have happy Good sleeps yo.

WebTool
WebTool

That Shirobako scene though

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@SniperWish
Hence why I said.
Bigger cannons, more crew.
I'm teflon coated, you cunt.
And my cannons are made of polyurethane.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Emberburn
thanks

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Flameblow
later, sabrina.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@BlogWobbles
Least I can do.

Let me guess, bad day?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@SniperWish
I think I get it. You post this image because you are a worthless NEET, right?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@LuckyDusty
Bye for now! If I find a chinese cartoon girl that I think kinda resembles me, I'll let you know.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Emberfire
not worshiping almighty Gaben.
And the last I checked, people who have sex with body pillows with Jesus on them are considered mentally ill as well.

@Evilember
It was a complete Final Destination style series of events. Wind blew down a branch, which broke a window, knocking the curtain into one of the propane heaters, and after igniting fell into a pile of dirty clothes, which also caught fire, and it spread from there.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@RumChicken
thanks

@StonedTime
just tired

couldn't get my tie rod end off, gonna have to take it to a shop and spend money

hopefully will have car sold soon
this has been a never ending nightmare

TechHater
TechHater

@SniperGod
If someone can have jesus in their heart why can't I have my waifu in mine?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@CouchChiller
I don't think he is, the other /tf/ guys have said stuff along the lines of him having a fast food job.
He can't even live up to his dream of being a NEET.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@ZeroReborn
You know what you need?

Patience and something to do in the meantime. You came to the right place. What time is it? I'd nap in an hour.

If not, get some booze too!

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@CouchChiller
Better an unironically liking sports you shitter.

FastChef
FastChef

@TechHater
Oh, remember all that I said the first time we talked on your board?

JunkTop
JunkTop

Okay Kev

where are you

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@DeathDog
lol nice. it's like a rube goldberg machine.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Anyhow my blue feelings are beginning to rise.

Night from me.

Bladerunner and skyrim before bed.

Ciao.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@BinaryMan
nah I don't drink but I'm gonna chill in the A/C and play vidya

dunno why I heard a CLUNK noise from the suspension, I checked everything and there's nothing wrong.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@JunkTop
what..?
@CodeBuns
set your mattress on fire before you go to bed. that way you'll have no bed bugs to bite you. later, scoot.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@PurpleCharger
Of death and destruction.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@BunnyJinx
Let's hope your customer is gonna start shit over it, get some oil on it just in case.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@eGremlin
Damn, that sucks

@AwesomeTucker
You were that kid who was always picked last in gym, weren't you

whereismyname
whereismyname

@eGremlin
You should ignore everything that faggot says.

@FastChef
All I remember is just being made fun of and leaving soon after because you were a little bitch.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Fuzzy_Logic
whoa. i certainly hope no death though.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@whereismyname
Oh, and your worries of assimilation and stuff. And how we'd never take over /trips/.

YOU'RE ONE OF US NOW

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@whereismyname
Pretty sure I've seen multiple people say it.
Anyway, is he wrong?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Ignoramus
I was the person who never attended Gym.

Fuck getting tired or doing anything that makes me feel exhausted.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@New_Cliche
Customer? whatcha talkin about m8

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Stupidasole
ha, never watched that show. what shows do you like that aren't cartoons, grim?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Stark_Naked
It's a good show.
I liked the walking dead.
and breaking bad.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Fried_Sushi
Guy who is buying your car, I thought you was selling it.

So tecnically, he is a customer. He is taking your custom.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Supergrass
Oh, so you were the autistic kid who couldn't handle playing in a group so you stayed in the corner during class. Even better

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Nojokur
I was the only one in the house at the time. This is right after my grandma had bought the trailer I was going to live in, and she left it to me when she passed, so I had come home to fix it up.If I hadn't have woken up early, yeah, things might've been bad.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Need_TLC
i really dig breaking bad. lost is still my favorite though. also i really wish i'd watched the wire. my dad really thinks it's great and now i won't get a chance to watch it with him like i could have.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Spazyfool
No he's quite accurate.

As I've said before /tf/ members know quite a lot about me.

@Illusionz
The thing is child I was never worried about ME being assimilated you faggot, since MY behavior doesn't fucking change no matter where I go.
What I was worried was if the rest of my members would start behaving like /b/ fucking shits and assimilate to YOUR culture and forget their /a/ heritage.

The issue was never about me, its them.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Raving_Cute
well yeah.
I'm gonna take it to the shop and my mechanic is good, if there's a reason for the clunk he'll see it.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Garbage Can Lid
SVU is okay too
never watched lost

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Crazy_Nice
so why ignore him?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Booteefool
not playing with me
its like you want me to stay silver all season

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Lunatick
phew yeah that's good.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Wow Kroni is already starting to mellow out. This is just sad.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Crazy_Nice
Oh, well that explains things. The self never really changes in Leeky Forums. The ego never really dies across boards.

A lot of us have different board origins, we may have different images but we're the same people we were in our journey here.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Boy_vs_Girl
Perhaps I do~

@King_Martha
To his credit, it took longer than I thought it would

girlDog
girlDog

@Crazy_Nice
I thought you was worried about banners. Not egos.

There is no culture here. Only people. Only waivs and strays.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@MPmaster
I ended up diving under the flames to turn off the propane running to the heater. We -had- a fire extinguisher in the front room, but I pulled the pin and nothing.

farquit
farquit

@Lord_Tryzalot
lost is a pretty rewarding show if you're willing to invest in it.

viagrandad
viagrandad

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Nude_Bikergirl
Your insults are rather shit I assure you child.
Coming from the fact I have the background of being a massive shitposter people insulting various parts of my life do very little to me.

Sports, exercise and any of those primitive activities are only suitable for apes like you.

We live in the digital age, there is no excuse to be finding pleasure in playing with fucking balls, grow up.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Soft_member
DO YOU ENJOY MY SUFFERING

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Crazy_Nice
Nigga I came from /b/. /b/ is in my blood so deep I bleed aids.

5mileys
5mileys

@SomethingNew
How much % blood is in your aids and cancer?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Evil_kitten
sheesh that's intense. i might have just bailed if it was already bad enough.

takes2long
takes2long

@happy_sad
The world wasn't that digital when you were growing up unless you are like 16 right now. I mean, you act like it, but I doubt you actually are.

I know your type exactly. You were the type of kid I preyed on back in my younger days. We terrorized your type and I got so much joy from it. I am surprised that people like even survived this long.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@haveahappyday
Yes
Besides, from what I saw you could easily make gold solo, just autistically play Fiora, top jung or mid

askme
askme

@viagrandad
Silence the alarm, no normies here, fellow scout.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@5mileys
over 9000%

@cum2soon
it was either that or the house exploded. And really, I never had much regard for my own safety.

massdebater
massdebater

@farquit
I've heard the ending is awful.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Bidwell
damn why so reckless? where's your sense od self-preservation?

Inmate
Inmate

@w8t4u
But she is banned every game.

It's so much easier with you as well.

idontknow
idontknow

@Soft_member
I think it was rather quick.

likme
likme

"Minecraft: Story Mode" Has a user tag of "Memes".

Worst game ever made.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Soft_member
I think it was rather quick.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Bidwell
That's too much blood.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@takes2long
Oh! Oh! What sort of person I am?!
Please categorize me~

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@massdebater
the ending worked for me.

Playboyize
Playboyize

*noms*

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@massdebater
It was.

@iluvmen
I am merely a grain of sand upon the beach. One.life matters not in the grand scheme of things.

@kizzmybutt
Only 90x the usual.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@likme
memesarebad/10

Techpill
Techpill

@hairygrape
Buttslave.

Methshot
Methshot

@Harmless_Venom
Yay!
So, don't worry!
Be happy!
JOIN US!

Methnerd
Methnerd

@King_Martha
Rather hard to dish out insults when I'm being asked various questions like I"m some goddamn criminal in an interrogation fucking room.

Also I shouldn't really be awake at this time, quite hard to be overly aggressive when I'm half asleep.

@Spamalot
YOU are all fucking cancer, YOU are all mainly from /b/ YOU uphold that cancerous behavior.

This is the issue, YOU all go to tinychats, YOU all have this cancerous sense of open flirting and with these boring ass water cooler talks.

THIS is the main difference between your board and mine, that is /b/ tier shit something that would never be fucking supported in my board and that is something I do not wish to see my fellow /tf/ members doing.

You faggots are fucking cancer and assimilating to that makes me cringe, they simply lack the voice to make their opinions heard while I have no issues telling it to your fucking face that your actions are straight up disgusting.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Poker_Star
Spoil it for me.
@Gigastrength
That's what I've heard.
@Deadlyinx
That's what I'm saying.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

eat my ass

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Techpill
I DIDN'T ASK YOU!
But yeah, sorta makes sense.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Gigastrength
don't be like that, dummy. life matters to us because we care.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Playboyize
*feeds you food*

@hairygrape
I don't know you that well

Skullbone
Skullbone

@PackManBrainlure
You what?

@Snarelure
But I'm already eating food.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Methnerd
Must have forgotten your hourly injection of retard juice.
@PackManBrainlure
Post it.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@PackManBrainlure
Well, since you asked so nicely.

@Carnalpleasure
Marry me.

Emberfire
Emberfire

*pets*

Evilember
Evilember

@Snarelure
Aww, nevermind.
I don't make much noise, really.
Don't know you that well either, maybe we should keep it that way; attention span is a bitch to maintain.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Skullbone
*knows you are fat and feeds you more*

Flameblow
Flameblow

@takes2long
No, I was the person who slept all day to class was ignored by teachers and students alike and hardly ever showed up to school.

Your armchair psychology is even worse than the tranny cunts you should seriously quit on that front.

Also why does a faggot who avatarfags talking down to me as if he's hot shit?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Skullbone
eat it while i sit on your face

@Burnblaze
lolno

@Emberburn
good.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@TreeEater
It was like every M. Night Shamalamadingdong plot twist at the same time.

@Sharpcharm
I'm not suicidal or anything, i don't go out of my way to put myself in danger, I'm just at peace with my mortality I guess.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@SniperGod
Well how else should know if that's a good proposition?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Burnblaze
Even I don't have unlimited stamina.

I'm trying to pull a 24hr marathoning of this god awful show and I'm feeling fuck all tired so go fuck yourself faggot.

WebTool
WebTool

@Boy_vs_Girl
you'll stay silver because you're too much of a pussy to play soloq

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Emberburn
o///o

Really? You're proposing to me?
But... everyone is so much more... why me?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@TalkBomber
Aren't they already dead and the island is limbo or something?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@WebTool
I dont like the odds

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Firespawn
Stop trying to project your weight onto me.

@SniperGod
B-But I have a boyfriend...

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@SniperWish
you KNOW it would be 10/10

DeathDog
DeathDog

@LuckyDusty
PUSSY
U
S
S
Y

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@TreeEater
sure. basically there's an alternate reality that's created through spooky island magic where all the characters live their ideal lives but slowly one by one they start to wake up and realize it's not true reality and remember that they had shit lives and also crashed on an island etc etc and as they realize this they all go out and find each other and at the very end they all walk into the light together and "wake up"
lost spoilers
@PackManBrainlure
why?
@TalkBomber
yeah. that's cool. but don't be that at peace with it.

TechHater
TechHater

@TurtleCat
I've always been a fan on the crazies.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@RavySnake
Pathetic.
@CouchChiller
I don't know. I highly suspect it's flat.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@DeathDog
fago

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@PackManBrainlure
I posted last, needed to come up with a decent response.

'We are two different types of weird. You'd want me to tongue it, I was planning to bite your butt cheeks, hard. Ergo; I'll have to decline, you wouldn't want that shit, would you?'

FastChef
FastChef

@BinaryMan
says the guy who flirts with guys
and gfurs
GRIM PLS

JunkTop
JunkTop

@RumChicken
I mean its the same reason I report you all the time.
@ZeroReborn
That's weird.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@RumChicken
people in general are really disappointing sometimes

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@VisualMaster
call someone out on their retardation
salty

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@StonedTime
make him do it for you

@eGremlin
bwahaha, it isn't

@AwesomeTucker
i do not want this no o.o

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@ZeroReborn
just cause

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@JunkTop
It's a real option, btw.

https://support.twitter.com/forms/abusiveuser

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@BunnyJinx
How can I trust you?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@TechHater
Honestly, I'm just a more hyper version of normal.
Not crazy, just an expansion of what is considered 'The Good Life', honest.

But yeah, I get what you mean. We don't even need to marry each other considering what we both want.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Fuzzy_Logic
fine, don't eat my ass, w/e

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@StrangeWizard
Just don't use twitter.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@GoogleCat
erin, teach me how to become a qt like you.
@JunkTop
it's a weird show.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@BlogWobbles
Pretty much. I stopped caring about the time the one cool guy drowned

@CodeBuns

Illusionz
Illusionz

@FastChef
I dont

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@PackManBrainlure
too shy

can't eat ass

can't even flirt

Supergrass
Supergrass

@CouchChiller
For what purpose did you even bother becoming a tranny.

You're still a depressive little shit, what purpose did it even serve if you STILL aren't happy with whatever freakshow you turned into?

Nothing but blatant mental illness.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@whereismyname
like post a pic of yourself and tell people to eat your ass

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I see a cutie

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@PackManBrainlure
Sure, if you let me take pictures of my meal first~

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@BunnyJinx
So yeah, I'll pretend I ignored your post, you pretend to ignore me.

DON'TWORRY,WE'RENOTINTERESTEDINEACHOTHER,I'MJUSTREPLYINGTOENTERTAIN

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Ignoramus
Don't make me beg. We can negotiate a trade, surely.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Illusionz
You're lying

@Fried_Sushi
me right?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Spazyfool
*pet*

@Supergrass
eat my ass fuccboi

@Stark_Naked
lewd :x

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Illusionz
You wanted to drink my Cirno image, that is pretty close to flirty tbh fam

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@New_Cliche
I don't know what I want.
Just force something on me.

@Stark_Naked
You've got a gift, you know that?
your tongue's plated in silver, I swear to god.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Garbage Can Lid
nigga thats the image

@Nude_Bikergirl
I am not

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@whereismyname
Sounds like it.
@Nojokur
I don't know who that is.
@Fried_Sushi
Sorry I'll leave.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Fried_Sushi
And I see a pussy who wants feedback and isn't going to call him out. Cunt.

@Crazy_Nice
Where do you wear your heart?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Lunatick
But only when I agree, huh? Interesting.

@Crazy_Nice
This sounds like sarcasm.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Booteefool
Grim, you are, I know when you lie.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Raving_Cute
nope.

offer rescinded.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Boy_vs_Girl
I DID NOT

Spamalot
Spamalot

I just wonder how much money was spent to turn this faggot into the freakshow he is now.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@King_Martha
you like guys
it's k
not really tho

girlDog
girlDog

@MPmaster
Your loss. I can go for hours.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Booteefool
It's in the eye of the beholder and the beholder is I, so I saw with my eye flirtation

farquit
farquit

@Lord_Tryzalot
Inside my chest cavity.

@Sir_Gallonhead
What kind of fucking dick would I be if that was the case
it was not sarcasm.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Harmless_Venom
It's been freakin forever since I watched Lost, the only name I remember is Hurley. It just got too circles within circles within circles for me, just like Walking dead. I'd much rather see my plot go somewhere in a season.

happy_sad
happy_sad

eat my ass

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Wow Erin you feckin' sloot you gonna show off your ankles next?
You huge honking whore

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

eat his ass

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Nude_Bikergirl
No_ :3

@Harmless_Venom
I see another cutie!

@Lord_Tryzalot
Where?

takes2long
takes2long

way to be shit Leeky Forums

w8t4u
w8t4u

@farquit
Shame.
You should try and fit it on your wrist.

askme
askme

zoe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjPQ_jVlEnQ the fun starts at about four minutes i believe

@Dreamworx
i don't think that'll work, sadly...

Bidwell
Bidwell

@happy_sad
Well, okay.
but only since you asked so nicely.

massdebater
massdebater

@farquit
Well, thank-you. I have been practicing whispering sweet nothings.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@haveahappyday
eat my ass, boyfriend

Inmate
Inmate

@SomethingNew
do you have the other one? it was more kawaii

those ears are too furry

idontknow
idontknow

@cum2soon
In your current position.
Nevermind, I'm kidding.
Just know that only cuties give cutie responses.

likme
likme

I think I'm going to go play some MvM. The need to snipe futuristic roberts is rising.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Soft_member
the fuck, yo
I don't

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

eat my ass

hairygrape
hairygrape

@w8t4u
Hit me, Scanner.
Because you love me.

@massdebater
Amy x Loco
Never lose hope

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@iluvmen
Suck my dick

Playboyize
Playboyize

I'd like a time machine so I can reclaim that which has been lost and stolen.

I have butter fingers and shit perception.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Inmate
eat this ass

@Poker_Star
of course <3

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

eat my sass you fucking homos

Techpill
Techpill

@cum2soon
Who is this slut moving in on my turf?
@viagrandad
That's why I watch porn.

Methshot
Methshot

Eat my ass.

Methnerd
Methnerd

eat my ass
What a stupid phrase.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@kizzmybutt
Awoo.
@Methshot
Thank god you asked first.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

eat my bass

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Gigastrength
Oh damn girl your filthy mouf pussy so fine

Snarelure
Snarelure

@TreeEater
Are you feeling better now?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@idontknow
Very weird!

@Techpill
I-I'm your turf?~

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@hairygrape
I'll hit you only the way you need.
And I'll leave bruises and pockmarks which you'll hold fondly.

In the mind, btw, I can imagine you've done something good which is why you're celebrating now. I wish you the deepest sleep. Btw, drunk.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@likme
bye larf

Emberfire
Emberfire

eat my mass

Evilember
Evilember

@Skullbone
Almsot as weird as your actions!

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Emberfire
OH CHIN CHIN!

SniperGod
SniperGod

Never eat the whole ass.
That's just disgusting.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Eat my dick.

Suck my ass.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Snarelure
Significantly less sad, yeah.

@Burnblaze
Sleep's not on the radar.
Get the whip, Scanner.

RavySnake
RavySnake

eat my brass

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@WebTool
@WebTool
@WebTool
@WebTool
@WebTool
@WebTool
@WebTool
@WebTool
@WebTool
@WebTool
@WebTool
@WebTool
@WebTool
@WebTool
@WebTool
@WebTool
@WebTool
@WebTool
@WebTool
@WebTool
@WebTool
@WebTool
@WebTool
@WebTool
@WebTool
@WebTool
@WebTool
@WebTool
@WebTool
@WebTool
New.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@SniperWish
Either way, you're gonna get comfy... I think.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Skullbone
Yeah and now I'm gonna start a fight.

RumChicken
RumChicken

That's good. I was embarrassed for you.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@PackManBrainlure
@Emberfire
@kizzmybutt
Seems like you've taken notes from amy's rap sessions.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

literal ass memes

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