Some women have an orgasm whilst giving birth.

Techpill
Techpill

"A quarter of mothers “love” being in labour – and six per cent even claim to have experienced an orgasm during childbirth, a survey has found.

Two thirds of mothers (67 per cent) described giving birth as a “very positive” experience, while a small but significant proportion revealed they actually found the process induced feelings of intense pleasure, according to the survey from the video parenting site Channel Mum and the Positive Birth Movement, a network that aims to help dispel fears surrounding childbirth.

Giving birth was “much easier” than expected, 24 per cent of mothers surveyed said – though 20 per cent said the experience was more difficult than they had imagined."

https://inews.co.uk/essentials/news/health/one-four-mothers-love-giving-birth-even-experience-orgasm/

What the fuck is wrong with women, 1st of they lie about how terrible and painful child birth is and it turns out it's pretty much painless and that some of them even get a sexual kick out of it. Imagine it was men giving birth and some of them had an orgasm, they'd have their kid taken away from them and the be locked up in jail and made to sign the sex offenders register for life!

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https://inews.co.uk/essentials/news/health/one-four-mothers-love-giving-birth-even-experience-orgasm/
http://evidencebasedbirth.com/what-is-the-evidence-for-pushing-positions/
http://www.3ba.com.au/shows/big-show/45257-obese-mum-to-poor-to-eat-more-healthy-foods?fb_comment_id=710784578996078_710870338987502
Methshot
Methshot

@Techpill
1st of they lie about how terrible and painful child birth
It's always been exaggerated. TV soaps that play this up haven't helped at all.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Techpill
I gave your mom an orgasm whilst she gave birth

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Imagine it was men giving birth
Then men would be women, women would be men and everything would be the same it is now.

Snarelure
Snarelure

it all depends on the position you do it in

thanks to the death of tradition and lazy fucking doctors women do it in the most terrible position possible (laying back in bed), instead they should be doing standing or squatting births.

the hips should not be inclined at all because it clamps down on the tubing down there, I would say that if you can't even shit in your chosen position then you sure as fuck shouldnt be giving birth in it.

http://evidencebasedbirth.com/what-is-the-evidence-for-pushing-positions/

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Orgasms during rape, childbirth, cleaning the house, preparing meals.

Feminism utterly destroyed.

Emberfire
Emberfire

You are all such idiots none of you can experience giving birth to even comprehend what its like. You are the last people on earth who could possibly comment on this in any intelligent way. Unless you are woman, in which case you are a dyke for even being here.

Evilember
Evilember

@Snarelure
Damn true, but I think a lot has to do with how ignorant, lazy, slovenly and gluttonous most women become when they get pregnant. I've seen many young, pert, fit 8/10+ get pregnant and then just eat absolute crap and refuse to do exercise. They balloon up to obese proportions and some even have to get treatment for diabetes. They use the pregnancy as an excuse to binge feed on sugar and fat. Then after they give birth they basically remain the same weight or gain more whilst still eating and drinking crap. Plus they moan about how hard or impossible it to loose weight, I've heard various excuses like, they don't have time due to looking after the child, or they damaged something giving birth so they can't do anything like swim or light jogging etc.
Some even say they are too 'poor' to afford healthy food..

http://www.3ba.com.au/shows/big-show/45257-obese-mum-to-poor-to-eat-more-healthy-foods?fb_comment_id=710784578996078_710870338987502

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Burnblaze
They probably become feminists because they;ve never done any of that.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Burnblaze
But they would argue that just because they intensely enjoyed something does not mean that they enjoyed it, and that they certainly did not consent to enjoying it.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Infant brought up on rape charges.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Techpill
I knew about this.. although I'm not proud about how I got the info.. long story short.. there is porn about this.. yes. there are woman that spit babys out of their vaginas every now and then to get pleasure out of it..and some take it to the next level and make porn about it.. masturbating before. and hell. back when I got into it I saw two that actually had sex afterwards, there is not that much of those videos, but yes this is a thing

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@GoogleCat

Ban assault childbirths.

takes2long
takes2long

@Evilember
This is a result of women treating having a mate as the only indicator of success. I would be very impressed if these delusional creatures are even self aware.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Techpill
Some women have an orgasm whilst giving birth
Feminists BTFO

askme
askme

@Emberfire
Behold, the conditioned animal has experienced an amygdala hijacking!

Bidwell
Bidwell

@w8t4u
some

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Techpill
women have an orgasm whilst giving birth
But still complain because, well, they're women.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Techpill
Here's an idea: since women bitch so much about the pain of childbirth, why not just attach a vibrator to their clits while they're in the business of pushing the baby out? The hormones produced would reduce the pain felt, wouldn't it?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@AwesomeTucker
They'd still find a reason to complain. Never ever give a woman everything she wants.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

teenage edgelords: the thread

Spamalot
Spamalot

Wouldn't Scenario #4 result in her shitting on her baby's face?

TechHater
TechHater

@Methshot
Probably giving birth is much easier NOWADAYS.
Also, you pretty much have a giant dildo coming out of you rubbing your clit, it's kinda unavoidable.

@Emberfire
Thats true we can't, thankfully science @Snarelure
and real women being interviewed @Techpill
do it for us
751>>392752 @TreeEater
>>392791 @w8t4u
>>392870 @AwesomeTucker
[Watch Thread]

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Fuzzy_Logic
sauce?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Spamalot
I think most babies get their mothers shit on them at child birth. There is a lot of straining and when a woman gets so much pleasure that she looses control she will often loose the ability to keep her sphincter clenched.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Stupidasole
Women are disgusting perverts.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Stupidasole
@Crazy_Nice
There's also the fact that the baby takes up a lot of space while coming down the birth canal. It literally squeezes the surrounding area, and if the mother's large intestines are close to full, shit will come out like toothpaste being squeezed from the bottom of the tube.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Stupidasole
inb4 what is kegel exercise

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Lord_Tryzalot
And let me guess, women are too stupid to take a poop first. God damnit women.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@King_Martha
Can't disagree with them dubs.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@SomethingNew
*trips, fucking hell.

takes2long
takes2long

JUST LIKE IN MY JAPANESE DOUJINSHI!

idontknow
idontknow

@takes2long
Post it.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Techpill
women are liars that exaggerate pain
B-but muh worst pain anyone can ever feel!

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Need_TLC
It probably doesn't hurt at all. Just women being women.

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