Please don't advertise on /v/. Thank you.
Please don't advertise on /v/
bitches jealous of my talents and good looks
That's too lewd..
it doesn't :)
it looks so new! at least i keep my keys in good condition.
none of my keys shine
my keyboard is only a year younger than me
I would love to just cuddle your voice all day. Just give your voice a physical form and cuddle it.
How do I make it comfy now?
The worst thing about this keyboard is the caps lock
I really need to get used to using the shift key instead but the caps lock is nearer and I guess there's similar problems to using the shift key but
there isn't even a light that tells me if caps lock is on or not
Do us all a favor.
tfw no one to cuddle. Just emptiness. The sad realization that you have no one.
CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
Eh, my old keyboard was p shiny but it felt nice than the new thing. Also my laptop keyboard was shiny but then it broke ;_;
IBM Model M's use ABS plastic, not PBT.
Also enjoy your rubber domes and no NKRO.
Only the fearless may proceed. Brave ones, foolish ones. Both walk not the middle path.
Who here would actually join and contribute to a TC tho?
Say "I want Tsuchi's big boy cummies".
like jello, just add casper
dont care and dont need it
ayy beat me to punchline
tenkeyless keyboards are the wrost
YAY cute stuff..
i use an external mech keyboard
my keys are unsatisfyingly quiet tho
you heard the man.
Die in a fire.
Also it's prenounced Soo-chi
5g delta in actuation force around the board
20m key strokes
Model F is lyf
w-why are you being like thissssss
I like your avatar. That's gotta be one of the best Disney flicks.
oh fug, didn't hide fläg, now my identity is leak
teach how 2 fast
Can't. Add ikt.
I could send you a picture you could print and hang on wall
Didn't you already say you could type like 100 WPM
That's more than enough
Once you pass 80 WPM there's almost no practical use at all
It's not actually much faster even though it doesn't have punctuation
A bit better. I beat the shit out of some stuff at work today so that helped.
How's your shitstorm going?
Cutest thread because now you're in it.
its a nice expensive keyboard, but i thought mechanical keyboards were supposed to be noisey :\
mines pretty non-clicky :(
Anonymous Unknown 10/20/15 (Tue) 21:36:00 No.448374
please tell me them..
I need to reach 140wpm for bragging rights, but I'd just like to make less mistakes too while being at it.
Just like how I'm not satisfied with a 4.5GHz OC and need a 4.6GHz for pretty numbers.
Too fast! I guess I just need more practice then.
You can sit on my lap.
great we have a professional user shitposter that can type really fast
when tokai gives you milk face
You the cutest.
Aside from a sudden bout of terrible clumsiness today was actually remarkably un-shit.
I love cute things :3
you say that, but you have not even seen the picture, it might be kawaii AF
I dunno. I'm kind of impressed~
Good days are always a welcome surprise^^
Did you break anything messy?
Cute things are cute. Cute = no bully. And that is best.
Your voice is too cute, for one thing.
Holy macaroni that thing's expensive. You probably got
Focus on game
Quiet, non-clicking key switches and a built-in dampening ring underneath each keycap significantly reduce the distracting noise coming from your keypresses— without sacrificing responsiveness.
Also those are probably non-clicky non-Cherry MX switches, but Khail switches.
Go Filco /w MX Whites or MX Greens for extra clicky, or go IBM Model F for that CLACK.
Once you hit about 140-160 WPM you're typing about as fast as you can think. I guess. By that point it's not only just how fast your fingers are but how fast you can work out what you're typing.
Thankfully, no. The only way you'd even see I'd been fucking up is I jammed my left hand and cut my right thumb.
... Waaait, people actually do that
I live in a world full of idiots.
I type Tree with
left tinyfinger on left shift
left pointy on T
left pointy over to R
left middle on E immediately after
but when I type We
I do middle on W
and pointy on e
but I totally do wastefull stuff too like when I type hear I use my pointy for both e and r
when I probably could have done
if that makes sense
idk if it is faster I just do what I am used to
also the middle few keys swap between being right and left pointies depending on where the other pointy is
Sorry, I was wrong.
The G710+ uses Cherry MX Brown with O-rings under each keycap.
O-rings are neat. If you need the CLACK, remove those (use the keycap puller they probably gave you).
It's for bragging rights though.
Aww. Let me kiss it better <3
BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH
My second brain will literally get hype over anything today. What the fuck.
good fucking luck getting your hands on one
you benefit from going up to 200 ish if you are annotating speech like tv texters
Please do. I scraped my hand pretty bad when it got stuck between a cage and a support pillar...
Actually yes, car enthusiasts do buy cars for the engine sounds
Just like pretty much 0 engine sound from fully electric cars is a selling point
We are going past the tipping point, time to go into maximum overcute!
Eh, I don't really have a system for typing, I just mash around and hope some of my digits land at the right place at the right time ;_;
They are about as hard to get as Model Ms here.
yeah for some reason the thingy's under my keys are brown... :\
it does sounds really damp though...
yeah i focus on game more :)
people aren't you. :)
when i graduate and get a job ill go model f hunting
Now yours is a voice I'd love to have whispering sweet nothings into my ear.
you probably have some system you just have not formalized it or paid attention to it like I thought I was not touch typing for the longest time and thought I was just using a few fingers but I later realized I was using all except like 2-3 fingers for stuff
i usually can just pull the key right off tho :\ since they just slide off easily.
no key puller thingy came with my keyboard...
Aww, Amy nuuu. That sounds ouchies ;~;
The best I managed was like 135 or so WPM
I feel like a failure.
they get off to being annoying
You still have to understand what they're actually saying and immediately type it or memorize it for a few seconds
Which is why I wouldn't be one of those annotating people.
Soon we'll have fusion reactors
soon we'll all use electric cars
noisy cars will be banned
I'm not a person
You can remove your O-rings and the keys will go clacky (for clicky you want MX Blues or other clicky switches).
Eh, I'm good with my this current one. Maybe get a Pok3r for /g/ credz and put it on my ThinkPad T460 or something.
I never learned properly, it just came from both shitposting and typing quickly during games.
Ahw, invest in some. They have O-rings so you can remove those for clackyclack.
I feel like more a failure with my usually sub-100 WPM.
I wonder if there are animated slasher movies...
It was. I probably actually should have filled out one of those form thingies but I was like, "Fuck it, I need to get some work done."
you're clearly in first place.
you're making me nervous
Lol not really
i am going to flip some shit if i don't get a reply amy i swear to god
the memorizing part is sortof easy if you disregard understanding the content
I feel like more a failure
the problem is not your WPM it seems
im probably gonna wind up collecting swords with sword, seems we both have an interest in HEMA
niceposting feels bad
want to see what my wpm is
m key doesn't work properly
Why even live?
what's a blue?
hmm... i just thought those ring thingys were for safety or something... :\
noisy cars will be banned
Noisy cars are a form of the patriarchy, and cause toxic masculinity
Feminism in the automotive industry. Why aren't there many female competitive racers?
just keep going and recalculate it based on wrong words
acquire new keyboard
I insist on your cutenes..
Not for Me!
Nonono, it is my WPM. I've accepted the other badfeels.
W-what? What are you doing and what's plomping?
Google for the differences between the switches. O-rings are to dampen the sound of bottoming out. Used in conjunction with non-clicky switches makes for a reasonably silent keyboard, but still less silent than a scissor switch keyboard but that's just another thing.
What would they do if you did file a form? How would they intend on you filling out said form with a crushed hand?
I'll make you feel good instead
But we haven't even got to the fun part yet~
historical european martial arts
Posting these rustle lolis like a real tease
Without actually exerting myself I've 90 WPM
But even I wouldn't use 90 WPM
That's like me thinking of a whole word and a half to say every second
I'm way lazier than that
You only need 70-ish WPM at most.
The bragging rights aren't even fun!
Maybe if you've got like headphones and you're really in the zone and you've got your eyes closed
Let's pay money to them to make them race.
a gay man has just done SEX to yur dad!
your dad is CRY!
WHAT DO YOU DO?
But I don't like old violence.
I like new violence. Things going pew pew.
I have a pretty good tolerance for physical pain so I would manage.
And the form is in case it turns out there's more to it than first appears. There isn't but where I work they usually don't wanna take any risks there.
YOU FUCKING FAGGOT MY DAD IS PHONE
If only you had better WBM, you'd be UNSTOPPABLE
I would argue Grim and Lewds do a better job than me!
Equality for female racers!
I'm a gurrrlll ridderrrr
Copious amounts of blood.
so hows uni?
HEMA would keep you pretty damn fit tho, itll also improve your spacial awareness and general motor skills
I really need to expand my Rustle folder but I CBA to cap also some of these mango give feels and I don't like feels.
But I just wanna be able to go CLACKCLACKCLACKCLACK in class showing off my keyboard and nobody to be faster than me and it would be glorious.
hug both of my dads
That's good. I worked at a place with absolutely no follow-through with that sort of thing.
I'm glad your hand's not broken ^^
Don't read into the ulterior motives on that~
w-would you hit and whip me until I bleed and cry for you to stop
It's just my opinion.
Was it homo, or super homo?
like if u agree
I have loads :3
I'll ride you
@Garbage Can Lid
Uni-ish I guess..?
This is a strictly no-petting zone
As per qt abuse
I think you're thinking too much about it
Its freezing tonight.. I might have to get into bed :3
I wonder whos behind this post..
Can I warm you up?~
I'm the real Casper.
I'd argue it's Worms 2: Armageddon
I'm glad you're hand's not broken!
So I can break it myself~
implying it ever ends
Pffft, stop being so vanilla.
HIS BOTTOM POURS THE BLOOD LIKE A RUSTY SPIGOT
Goodnight sweet Scoots.
Why cute suddenly?
I'm gonna train every day!
I don't like medieval shit in general.
Is there something you need me for?
Spoilers is here again
I'm not that mean. I'd probably just stick to fingy nibbles.
There are some bawwy ones where the loli is prostituted or something, also rapes.
I JUST DON'T.
Worms World Party
Though now worms Armageddon is almost the same thing
actually there was a 3d one on the gamecube or something that was fun
I MUST EXPRESS DISPLEASURE AT THE WAY THIS COMMUNITY RECEIVES ME
WHY AM I SO HATED
It's got a shit ton of weapons.
Maybe you want to go newer though
try worms 3 out
tell me how it is
You're a cute silly :3
It is true i am a phony
Oh yeah I skip those, prostitution and rape are shit tags for creeps.
It's okay. I still love you.
would you voice me if i alcohol with you?
Hey there Grimmy, how are you?
not on steam
WHAT, who gave you that trip?
They are rude
I'm pretty sure. Sorry.
It's still Rustle and it's so scarce tho ;_;
I guess it would be weird if we had all the same likes and dislikes...
ayy uniforms on sale
Hey you sack of shit.
Minus one finger wouldn't make a fist, bby~ .//.
Yeah it's a shame that he seems to have such a thing for rape. I could consider donating to a patreon or something like that if he made more vanilla stuff
That has never lead to negative consequences before.
No I'm far too drunk :3
Did you hear my voice?.. its in the last thread
Drunk, but about to stop and get into bed I'm freezing.. How about you?
he wants me to punch his insides from the inside
How about that time I was mad at you?
Ahaha you're so funny "I said negative consequences" fuck you.
DON'T FORGET YOUR SS SKIRT THO
too drunk to voice chat?
I think your kind refers to that by saying bollocks
brb ky myself
Bully loli is nice though, so there's a bit of everything.
Still cute but slightly less cute than the previous picture!
AS REQUESTED MY NON LEWD/AVATAR FOLDERS
I uploaded like all of my non lewd, and anime reaction pics into one upload. All sorted of course.
there will be some lewd mixed in just a warning.
decrypt key(to unlock folder):
Now I'm embarrassed.
Shower 'n sleep
and all subsequent fests.
They have a name for that. "Brain problems."
Eh, the whole bully meme seems kinda stupid to me too. I like tsun but keep it at that.
i like the prostitute ones, but i always thought they were just sluts lol
You know who I am .///.
Ui is rude?
Hey you rat bastard
Damn good, shot some shit in Destiny and had a blast last night but a little sad I probably missed today's mafia games
two lolicons talking about how rape is creepy
Fucking Hell, you guys are great.
oh right, I am supposed to buy books tomorrow.
sleep nice and http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ul9ljuAqtE
Chocolate loli was fine tho.
Eh, speak ya later on Steam when I'm done shower.
It seems only appropriate that I'd learn what you're into before any potential meet up, no?
I don't like voice chat, I don't even have a phone for example :3
What do you mean by my kind? cheeky :^)
I've got cuter!
There haven't been any tbh
Skyrim is fun.
I love your meetings.
You fucking prick.
You're like the last person on Earth I would imagine would fap to prostitute loli doujins lmao
I dunno, I'm very flexible with anything sexual but one strict rule is that it must be consensual or everything is ruined for me. I have to know that my partner wants to as well or it kills me.
If you haven't tried archery yet, give it a spin. Possibly one of the best game feels I've had is killing shit with the bow in Skyrim, no matter how cheesy it is.
That's different. I don't get what I am doing so wrong. Maybe it is the slutting. Or the self-deifying.
Make me feel better.
That is such a weird place to draw the line, dude.
anyone else feel 3d sucks
and that it would be great to be higher dimensional
True. You're making me nervous now.
Plus I've never tried that before x_x
I don't fap to it, but the girls are cute
I don't fap alot, but smetimes i need to, don't want to wake up in semen you know?
What's in it for me
what are, "termites"
can we really be sure, we are, who we think we are?
@Garbage Can Lid
Fake confidence is easy to spot and just shines a spotlight on whatever you're trying to make up for. And nobody's ever gonna fall in love with a slut when they live in a whorehouse.
Are you saying you wanna live in an anime?
aha not time but a new direction like take a few steps in it and bop you end up at a bakery
No, no first line was answer to a question. Not directed to all UK people. Sorry if i git your hopes up
Sound advice. No more slutting.
I'm too drunk and in bed now anyway :3
but eating 3D pastries would probably suck since eating 2D pastries already sucks
theres 4d anime now?
Considering my avatar is porn, you should expect me to be a weirdo.
It's been years since I came during sleep but yeah it's a bother I remember.
What does Casper fap to then?
Fisting? Me neither. Then again, I've never tried anything with another person so...
Well, you're gonna have a lot to teach me.
Whenever I play some kind of medieval fantasy game, I play heavy armor.
I like being a knight, for lack of a better term.
i screenshotted casper in snapchat and then he messages me saying it is scary to screencap
here is screencap
this tho tbh
Jeesh. No pressure.
Oh? Well I'm happy I didn't miss any then! Sucks that it didn't happen though
Our meetings you mean?
You ass hat
Fuck I am sad now
if you had an infinitely large 2d pastry could you fold it infinitely many times to get an eatable pastry
or if you had infinitely large 3D pastries could you stretchmush them enough times to make an eatable 4D pastry
Yeah you just gotta get good.
Yes, our meetings.
like a hypercube pastry
Although I am doing much the same and appear to be having some degree of success... so I might just be full of shit here.
Do whatever I'm doing right, but do it even better.
Good point. Why porn, anyway?
If all else fails we can just take turns cutting each other until orgasm happens.
Kinda just want your dick in my mouth. You know, "if all else fails." :3c
I want to lick your tummy
erin all the way on the left
however 4D pastries would work
and since you could fold forever and stretchmush forever and still have infinitely large pastries you could probably twirlmush forever to get a 5D pastry
Dual wielding seemed pretty stronk compared to 2h or using shield with that special move
I'm sure someone has already downloaded it
Neru what the fuck are you smoking
Started out with me seeing the circlejerk threads on /b/ and I just figured out 2d porn worked for me so I started dumping randomly till someone picked up on me and started talking. Nymph and Rin were the first I remember
Would it be alright to take mental notes during? You know... for science...
What happened to Rin, anyway?
I thought about being shield and sword, but I ended up just using a 2h battleaxe.
Maybe I'll just retreat inwardly and only flirt with one person.
We can stream it to make some fun money if you want too.
That could work. But who're you gonna make your victim?
Alot of diffrent shit, depends really.
Sometimes vanilla 3d, sometimes /d/ tier shit hue
I could still voice you if you want tho
i am good at posting, now i'm trying to get goodER with it
excuses, why do you hate me?
I was gonna suggest there'd be no market for that and then I remembered it's the internet and there's a market for everything.
They are the nicest meetings ever, shithead
It usually only does when Fortune is around and I don't see him anywhere so I'm not sure, it still could happen I guess
What makes a good poster?
Not sure, I didn't think very much when I posted back then, it was small talk usually and then just posting my porn. I got good feedback and most seemed to enjoy it, also dragging in the curious anons now and then
I'm kind of jealous. I want to experience Skyrim for the first time again too.
I tried fapping to futa once. Does nothing for me. Being flexible is important though. Good on you, brother!
that's tristy :c
and my jew nose is no where near as jewish :c
$50 for tips on gay secks. and then we do what they want for a minute or two. that's like $1500-$3000/hr!
I like Angel. He's smart, and handsome, and like philosophy. But that's actual emotions. It'd be fun just to mess with Damami's head or throw nice things at Erin once in a while.
I had to get into bed :3
I don't hate you :(
scanner hasn't been on either
get paid to fuck/be fucked by a qt
I like it. I like it a lot.
Hmm... tricky. How about one of the new folk?
Nice and comfy?~
all those frenchie tears
Dumb sluts the lot of them
I don't think I wanna learn a single spell.
It's obvious, they are sleeping together
Well then, there's only one thing for it.
Just an idea. Could be kinda a lot offun.
the related videos to that are awesome
check this babe out
there are no good posters, some posters are good at posting tho
Futa can be a bit scary tho, hineystly
So voice me ASAP
there are no good posters, some posters are good at posting tho,
Futa can be a bit scary tho, hineystly
So voice me ASAP
Im so hard right now
We'll be rolling in dough. Imagine how fabulously we could dress after a couple nights.
the knob of my headphones keep getting stuck in the table even though I try my best to keep it away from the edge
For srs this thread just made me an alcoholic forcing me to drink by myself
Yeah except I keep forgetting I hurt my back yesterday lol
Cheeky git :^)
Must be spoilers
No I'm comfy in my bed here.. sorry
I do that all the time, I just finished I'm quite drunk
drink to kill the loneliness?
It's okay, I'll rub your back until it feels better
I feel you! HAd tat problem evry time i stood up at my job
People who are bad at posting, why are you asking question you know the answers too?
Why would you have to get up?
Voice, not vidi
A cheap high
Fuck magic. #team AntiMage ww@?
i played with a 'realistic darkness' mod for a while where the Magelight spell came in nifty
Got sick of it though, couldn't see shit
futa cocks looks kinda weird, is it like their clit swelling up or how does the anatomy work?
that boy could ride me till the cows come home
and shit in his kitchen
and he has to go clean it
Shopping spree with Amy??
I was gonna say mail order bride but your idea sounds cheaper.
haha fuck do i know, but hermaphrodites is not my thing, they cannot both have cock anda penis too much
I can even feel it when drunk.. its aching
I just don't have anything to do for the next 15 minutes until I got back to work.
Sounds like the best holiday ever, to me.
I had that for fallout, but it made playing at night fucking cancerous, so then I had to install a street lights mod.
In the end I just uninstalled both.
Actually now that I think about do they live in the same country?
Grim please don't ever slut out in the threads, stay 2cute. It's nicer to see.
I don't rightly know
When is your birthday?
Kind of ^that^ tbh
I'll taint him tbh fam
I don't slut out in the threads :3
I have to pause so many times
I'll make you feel better
I never even think to look at most flags because I don't even have mine on, decided against bed Grimmy?
Both cock and penis? This is getting kinky
I can recommend the Enhanced Cities mods for each city if your PC doesn't choke, they're pretty neat.
are grimdure and super soaker new ?
We are pretty sure they are.
I need some glasses like that, so /fa/
They're Eva and/or Blood-chan.
Yes and yes
so you're ok with damami doing it?
KILL AMY! FREE KRONI!
The balance to lewdposters and cuteposters is nice
It should never tip~
Aw desu you are sweet
No I'm in bed now :3 scanner is Uk i think fortune is dutch I think
I am new
home alone for 24 hours
Excellent. That's when I was looking at dates the other day.
Watch porn before mom gets home.
I'm off to bed
Enjoy your stuff tomorrow if you go through with it hue
Vanilla Skyrim is very good too, no need to listen to people saying it's unplayable without being modded.
Just hadn't noticed them around until now is all
Probs just new identities for random ppl
Oh I see, welcome and stuffs
Sleep tight fam.
disliked posters get new names, bam
ex ninjalooters etc
dunno if I should take your advice
you seem like the kind of guy to fuck friend's sisters
Try and stick your E penis in some E slut or something.
Really? I thought they were American for some stupid reasons, shows how well I pay attention
Grim i've already tried, i've been told a couple of people are gonna be a bit cautious at first, give them time. You can't please em all anyway~
Thank you thank you. Are you here earlier than this usually? I'd love more people for the group games!
a while into while I still was new an user kept asking me over and over what tripfriend under a new name I was and I was not previously another name and I have no idea who that user was and it felt like they thought I was someone else
What's with these new trips? Are they new people or is some people just changed their trip?
Only if they want to be fucked, never have tho.
Only friendsisters DTF are skarrig
And cute friendsisters are too posh for a poundish like myself
They are all me
Lenks told me it's normal so did a few others and that it apparently passes maybe it was Fortune Cookie that told me
kek Well I know scanner is definitely Uk
I know, ppl are cautious and all that..
this was back on bee though
Ex ninja looters? x.x
Ohh I'm not really here in any usual intervals too much hehe
Every once in a while, I'll probably post a little tonite
We just finished talking about this tho
oh fuck off
he expects me to read every single post
don't think anybody did
bit since you're here
tell me your secret.
They are mostly new.
I see Fortune and his flag is Netherlands
On b everyone always thought I was a samefag because I'd agree with people on things, hilarious shit bro
Hey Fortune Cookie
I'm new nice to meet you btw :3
Hi cookie <3
I see now :p
aha even still people can not into unique poster counter in corner
Milo says hi.
I was named. That's enough.
Spoiler and Grim mentioned me a couple of times.
You don't need to do the full trip thing yo. .
Seriously, either anything with Fort or just "Cookie" work.
Yeah, I'm Dutch, why?
thank you. a simple answer.
Out with it.
3rd of, if you needed something more specific.
To be fair that does nothing, it's so easy to reset your IP & cookies if you're on a mobile or tablet.
Hell you don't even need to with a PC and phone, just post one with mobile network and one from WiFi
t. An old shitposter from halfchan with a PhD in shitposting
that part in Thinner where the guy goes "Acid, bitch" and splashes it in her face
You'll tell me one day.
Bet on it.
It's like 20 posts up, I know it's just shit posting but c'mon
Hello and welcomes when did you start coming around?
play game with me
You were damn close better than my guess
They are not amazingly bright people there
I really like calling you Fortune Cookie a lot though, I guess I could shorten to Cookie I like that name too
not that Fortune sounds bad or anything just preference
do you really think someone would do that
go change their ip to samefag
Bet on it.
I'd lose the wager.
How're you doing, ya flirt?
I like the full name. Just saying you don't have to do it if it's a hassle.
Please, do feel free. Whatever you like. Insults are a different thing, obviously.
How ya doing?
You'll tell me one day, Fortune.
You know it deep down.