Judge, Jury, and Executioner.

farquit
farquit

something

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TurtleCat
TurtleCat

first

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Supergrass
holy tits that haircut is out of control

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Illusionz
Hi? Hello? Sup? How are you? Sup with the the furshit? Anything.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

repost

@Illusionz
siz jizz
Haha, that's alright. I wouldn't have thought of it if you didn't mention it anyway.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Fried_Sushi
The a man's mane, mang.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Stupidasole
I'll punch you on the nose back.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Lunatick
I'd cry.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@whereismyname
What's going on? It's been a while.

@Nojokur
Satan*

;3

@Illusionz
ok

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Garbage Can Lid
I'd feel a little bad, but I'd tell you that's what you fucking get for punching me faggot

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Illusionz
(Siz)
Tons, but there are still quite some people around from that time.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

HAIL SATAN

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Crazy_Nice
Yeah, I left.
Can't stay gone tho

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Booteefool
I'm just kidding. I would have knocked you out and taken your wallet.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Crazy_Nice
damn rude guess you dont remember me

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Crazy_Nice
how you been mang

I've been shitposting since man created fire

I AM ETERNAL

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Boy_vs_Girl
my ass, good luck when you're already on the ground, i don't usually keep a lot of money in my wallet anyways (not mostly by choice).

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Sir_Gallonhead
I'm having the same problem and I hate it.

@MPmaster
No, no. I remember you.

girlDog
girlDog

Kinda wanna kill someone with a knife.

not edgy

HAIL SANTA

farquit
farquit

@Soft_member
how long ago was that even

viagrandad
viagrandad

He can't hold a conversation. He's basically another Nezi.
@Spamalot
You'd like me on the ground huh?

happy_sad
happy_sad

No bully

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Soft_member
Hate coming back?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@King_Martha
I'm alright. A little behind in sales so far, but I might finally buy a smartphone anyway today.

Any more freakouts?

@farquit
No idea.

@haveahappyday
Yes.

5mileys
5mileys

FORTUNE ARE YOU GAY YET?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@SomethingNew
rip good old days ;_;

takes2long
takes2long

@SomethingNew
from me specifically or someone else?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@5mileys
What is this, some sort of forced and illusive confession of bisexuality?

askme
askme

@5mileys
Nooo.
Straight and unloving.

@SomethingNew
I'm not sure what to think of it.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@cum2soon

@takes2long
From you specifically, but answered either way will be sufficient.

@askme
It's a piece of trash site with the most repetitive inane bullshit yet we come here why?

I still can not crack the code and it bothers me.

massdebater
massdebater

@w8t4u
i MADE A BET HE WOULD GO BI/GAY BY NEW YEAR 2016.

fUGG NOT LONG LEFT TO GO.

@askme
FUCKING HELL. You think I can just go around buying beers?

iluvmen
iluvmen

Well, it had to have been 2 years before October 2014

So at least 3 years ago now/

Inmate
Inmate

@Bidwell
It's a piece of trash site with the most repetitive inane bullshit yet we come here why?

Sssssh, only dreams now.

likme
likme

@massdebater
Alright.
Calm your dick nipples, m8.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Inmate
What does that even mean?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@likme
I refuse.

@kizzmybutt
It means... We will always have paris.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Bidwell
Oh no I've mellowed out considerably
I think I'll start going to classes again in January

Something about working full time and not doing anything else made me lose my shit

Playboyize
Playboyize

@lostmypassword
@Evil_kitten

(it's going to be a very different kind of fighting)

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@hairygrape
I insist.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Bidwell
We're bored?

Techpill
Techpill

@Playboyize
@lostmypassword
Oh.
Sword fighting.

Methshot
Methshot

@hairygrape
What does Paris have to do with anything?

@Poker_Star
life made me lose my shit

Welp.

@Deadlyinx
But it perpetuates the boredom.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Gigastrength
I protest.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Playboyize
Gross. Gonna try to get a few hours of sleep before I have to go out. Do what you want with me. I'm too exhausted to resist.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Methshot
Don't you fucking break my heart now bitch. This ain't going to happen, again. You know Paris. Remember Paris.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Methshot
That's an expression.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Methnerd
I contend.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Methshot
You can only do the same thing so many days in a row before jumping off the roof starts to seem like not such a bad idea.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Methshot
It can be entertaining.
I feel like it's a secondary activity.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Sharpcharm
I AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Techpill
nawh if i wait long enough he'll sort of just give up and let me-

@TreeEater
yea like that i'll just, drag this over here in the other room

Emberfire
Emberfire

@PackManBrainlure
@Carnalpleasure
Clearly a European one.

@Snarelure
Didn't you work the job for like 2 weeks, man?

lol

@Skullbone
No one ever showed me how to make this fun, then.

Evilember
Evilember

@Burnblaze

@Emberburn
Lewd.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Emberfire
Or average american knowledge.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Firespawn
We don't have a foreign idioms class, sorry.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Emberfire
Do you not like smalltalk?
This is mostly smalltalk.
I, for one, like hearing your stories.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Emberfire
It is an expression from a movie. Is it casablanca. I forget. But basically means along the lines of "well, its crap now but we'll always have that good time".

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Emberfire
2 months.
I can't go back to minimum wage tedium.
I've got to amount to something more than cleaning appliances.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Flameblow
Or culture for that matter.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@RavySnake
AW BABY ITS TRIPLE

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@TurtleCat
CALL 911 NOW

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@SniperGod
No. It's fucking dreadful.

@TalkBomber
I see. Never seen it. My bad I guess.

@SniperWish
Good luck on your endeavors.

@RavySnake
I'm not into film so I wouldn't have seen Casablanca anyway.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@WebTool
Oh yeah, I was supposed to torrent the colored Scott Pilgrim books and make more Wallace ones.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@LuckyDusty
These things happen mang. Is cool. Fugg I am hungry for that pizza tho fam
@RumChicken
I would offer yto upload the ones I have on dropbox. Not sure how long it'd take.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@LuckyDusty
So it's like Fredrick Brennan : too "obscure" for you?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@LuckyDusty
...Then I dunno.
Do you consider people her friends?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@StonedTime
I got it.
P sure KAT has it.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@CouchChiller
...No, I just don't watch movies or tv much if at all.

@VisualMaster
Not in particular.

I'm just gonna go back to lurking. Have a good one.

TechHater
TechHater

@DeathDog
Coolikins. Just reminds me I need to add more ramona too. suffering. fuck i am now looking at pizza fam. I want pizza fugggggg.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@ZeroReborn
Later man

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@ZeroReborn
Have you seen a movie called "Titanic"?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@ZeroReborn
Later yo

FastChef
FastChef

not very many foreign films are worth a damn

fite me

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@FastChef
Nice opinion from someone who post pictures coming from Japan.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@FastChef
I disagree.
It's interesting to watch different styles of film they have to offer after watching about 10 of the same movie redone in Murica.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@CodeBuns
ive seen some really neat weird japanese movies

not the animated kind

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@PurpleCharger
what does me liking manga have to do with my opinion on foreign films?

Not a damn thing.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@CodeBuns
*gives martinis*

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Gonna go to the store and buy some pop. FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@GoogleCat
If you can appreciate mangas, you could be surprised by foreign movies.

But that would involve research.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@BunnyJinx
Uzumaki's a neat one.

@StrangeWizard
Hah.

@Fuzzy_Logic
Pop
Fucking northerners
It's "soda" or "coke"
It's all coke.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Ignoramus
nAR WHATTA MREAN LYK?

whereismyname
whereismyname

I have Pastries and cappu and other comfy stuff =w=

Nojokur
Nojokur

fuck I better wait, my parcel is 2 drops away.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@CodeBuns
Hollywood's gone down the drain lately.
Most big budget films are poorly written these days.

@New_Cliche
I've looked into it a bit.
I was sorely disappointed.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@whereismyname
What type of cappu

Supergrass
Supergrass

bump

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Spazyfool
hi memefriend googles

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Stupidasole
English, please?

@Illusionz
Only a few decent films coming out now-a-days.
I'm scared for Star Wars this year.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Spazyfool
frozen kind

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Fuzzy_Logic

:)

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

In fact, retract 'foreign' from that statement

most recent movies are just awful

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Stark_Naked
but what flavour?

Lunatick
Lunatick

Yay my book has arrived.

FUCK IT ORDERING PIZZA NAD POP

@Fried_Sushi
Purrleez

@Need_TLC
yayaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

@Raving_Cute
fury road was good.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Nude_Bikergirl
sweet energetic happiness flavour

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Garbage Can Lid
ily sweet energtic happiness flour!

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Lunatick
6:25 AM
Pizza
It better fucking be breakfast pizza

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Garbage Can Lid
wut!? answer the question, pastry slut.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I have to play ranked again soon eeeee

@Crazy_Nice
it makes the day so much happier for the short moment it lasts

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

He's seven timezones ahead of you, bro.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Harmless_Venom
cappuccino flavoured

MPmaster
MPmaster

igdored

goobles why

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Lunatick
I feel like 1 in 10 released here in the states can be held up as good

Depends mostly how critical you are, though.

I have seen a fuckton of films.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Booteefool
Yes, It is teh brekkiest pizza.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Boy_vs_Girl
Good girl.

Does cappuccino taste good?

girlDog
girlDog

@King_Martha
Face it. EVeryone is a filmaker now. Now that everyone is DOING THIS BLAIR WITCH CAMCORDER BULLSHIT.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Soft_member
most of the time unless something went terribly wrong

farquit
farquit

@Lunatick
*hug*

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Spamalot
wat
breakfast pizza? ._.

happy_sad
happy_sad

I unironically like found footage when done right.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@farquit
*hugs luka* I ordered teh pizza yays!

@viagrandad

Pizza for breakfast BWAHABWAKAFEST

@happy_sad
when done right

Anything is nice when done right. Just so many do it wrong.

Have you seen unfriended by anychance? Not really related to found footage.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Evil_kitten
I'm always worried to try it out because I don't like the taste of coffee too much.

5mileys
5mileys

@girlDog
IT WILL RAIN LIVESTOCK
THE SEAS WILL BOIL
MASS HYSTERIA
CANNIBALISM IN THE STREETS

MASS HYSTERIA

@happy_sad
Have you seen 'Afflicted'?

It's got some pretty rough camerawork, but it's a charming film.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@haveahappyday
Yum~

i just snacked on my leftover McGriddle for my breakfast just now! ^ ^

takes2long
takes2long

@5mileys
is this your new film?

@cum2soon
nummy! McGriddle sounds yum-central

w8t4u
w8t4u

Goggles

askme
askme

@haveahappyday
No, but I read the spoilers for it.
I heard it was whatever. Nothing too important.
After reading how it ended and such, it just sounds like a slasher skype movie.

@5mileys
I've seen Devil's Pass and The Taking of Debrah Logan.
Both pretty decent movies.
I haven't seen Afflicted.
I actually though Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones was fun.
The Ghost Dimension better fucking end the series though because fuck it's getting dumb.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@w8t4u
?

massdebater
massdebater

@askme
It ends shit, admiteddly. but overall I think it was a nice POV style.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Bidwell
You're a buttface.

Inmate
Inmate

@massdebater
Yeah, spoopy demon chick closes laptop.
I also watch stuff like Marble Hornets, EverymanHYBRID, Tribe Twelve.
Some of it's narm but overall it delivers some fun storytelling.

idontknow
idontknow

@takes2long
I don't have the budget for raining cattle.

@askme
Two guys go on a trip across Europe
one of them starts exhibiting strange symptoms

The movie's ruined if you have someone tell you what the 'sickness' is

It's a nice breath of fresh air because the 'twist' comes much earlier in the film than usual

likme
likme

@takes2long
yus

but i desire moar

but its 4:37 AM
;~;

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@iluvmen
erm.. alright.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Filming took place in Barcelona, Paris, Italy, and Vancouver.

All beautiful places

Even during the stabbing scene

hairygrape
hairygrape

@lostmypassword
Why didn't you respons to my first two posts?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@idontknow
Kinda sounds like a zombie movie.
Also, Grave Encounters was another good one.
Oh, and I recently saw Ghostwatch, which was this 'BBC News Coverage' from back in the 90s about a house that was haunted. It was made out to be real and people actually flipped shit over it.
It got banned for a bit, I hear.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Inmate
I havent seen marblehornets past number 73 I think. Loved that. I should re-invest in slednie.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@likme
GET MOAR MCDs opens here at 5am

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Poker_Star
GRAVE ENCOUNTERS fucking lol'd so hard at that

Techpill
Techpill

@SomethingNew
coffee is okai too I just add honey or other sweeteners

Methshot
Methshot

@Poker_Star
Just like that War of the Worlds radio broadcast in 1938

This I have to look into.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Poppets.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@hairygrape
I didn't see them.

@Techpill
I usually get mocha, i'm worried I will try a cappuccino and regret

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

AH RYT POHPET

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Methnerd
You said there would be crumpets and blood.
@TreeEater
You need glasses.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

just in case anyone who's played this game has missed this

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Playboyize
If you want a bite-sized sort of explanation of the series, might I suggest watching Night Mind?

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC58IKuPHnZkdCZ6T5mSRGCg

He has a Three-Part Explanation of the entire series, featuring the twitter posts, deciphered ToTheArk videos and some theories.

He's also doing a video series on EverymanHYBRID currently. And it's really good.

@Deadlyinx
I fuckin' loved the first movie.
the second was gaaaaaaaaayyy

@Methshot
Exactly like that.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@PackManBrainlure
*pirate-y things*

@Carnalpleasure
Gimme a few minutes and I can get both.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@TreeEater
it is better to be better and to be forgotten than to regret having tried and never having not forgotten

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Gigastrength
eh... im outta cash
i only have gift cards for the grocery store now.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Carnalpleasure
playing vidya

@Burnblaze
Neru, too wise. How are you not a professor?

Evilember
Evilember

@Snarelure
now I actually have something interesting to watch in October spooky fashion

Thanks DP

Firespawn
Firespawn

417230I might have to look into this, dankie!¬

next time my friend is around I'll force us to re-watch. He used to love that slendie shit. Always nice getting him freaked enough to text "I think I saw him" when he leaves at night.

@Snarelure
Second was super gay, was it like 13 years later or something? I dunno. It was hella bad. The first was funny because it was bad. Also need to watch all of the .rec series.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Emberfire
I can be the wise seer in the forest that the hero visits for advices the hero would be done with whatever quest in no time at all with my help

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Firespawn
I was that guy at one point.
'I think I hear him!' after a long night of looking over the video series.
I've first was pretty well done, I thought.
'These jackass ghost adventures tv show types get trapped in a haunted asylum. roll film.'
Never seen .rec. But I did see that Quarantine movie from a few years back and it was ass.

@Evilember
Don't thank me, thank justice fruit pies.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Flameblow
I would visit you all the time.
You should have a coffee machine in your cottage.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@TalkBomber
it could totally double as a bakery

RavySnake
RavySnake

Wait a golly-gosh-darn second!
Why did they color Mobile's hair dark brown?!

WebTool
WebTool

@SniperWish
You essentially just run a cafe and offer wise words to customers and passers by.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Emberburn
oh well, go grocerty shopping and make your own griddle :D

@SniperGod
.rec is of course the original spanish quarantine. BUT its a hella lot more scarey and awesome than the americanization.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Yooo
What's happenin'?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@TurtleCat
2+ more hours till i can ;~;

StonedTime
StonedTime

@LuckyDusty
Stay strong! *hug*

@BlogWobbles
Pizza and netflix :3

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@StonedTime
*sips on my chocolatte soy milk*
i hope i can >_<

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@StonedTime
Nice, whatcha watching?

@RumChicken
<3

DeathDog
DeathDog

@CouchChiller
You will! I got faiths! yay for chocolate.

@VisualMaster
Pretty Little Liars. Heard about it in passing so thought I would check it out.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@DeathDog
What is it about again?
Sounds like a soap.

TechHater
TechHater

I got sick at work, waited 6 hours for my carpool buddy to get off of his shift, was unable to get warm, and my car wouldn't start so I had to get jumped. Now I can't sleep. Comfort me.

Also, Pilgrim party.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@ZeroReborn
"Best friends Aria Montgomery, Emily Fields, Hanna Marin, and Spencer Hastings grow apart when their clique leader and 'queen bee' Alison DiLaurentis goes missing. A year later they all begin receiving messages from the mysterious "A", who threatens to reveal their darkest secrets"

apparently its a Teen/Mystery/Thriller/Crime/Horror drama

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@TechHater
*pats* poor squash.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@TechHater
cumfarts

FastChef
FastChef

@BinaryMan
@AwesomeTucker
*Contentment*

JunkTop
JunkTop

@eGremlin
Series or movie?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@FastChef
ayy squash

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@PurpleCharger
Hi, Tak.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@FastChef
CONTAINMENTS!

@JunkTop
Series. There are apparently 6 seasons .-. alot to catch up on.

You like slashers by anychance? Did you like the scream movies? IF so try this... I just seen'd it and liked it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oK7Wa5KdHMQ

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@BunnyJinx
No, I'm not a fan of horror and the likes.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@CodeBuns
can't sleep, Huh?

Do you have work tomorrow?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@GoogleCat

@StrangeWizard
dang. :3 what does you like?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Fuzzy_Logic
I don't go back in until 6pm on Wednesday.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@New_Cliche
@Ignoramus
I'm hungry.
I think I'll go eat now.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Ignoramus
Fantasy, comedy, romance, adventure.
And there are always outliers.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@whereismyname
Later, DP.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Gib Kim folder

Bi Drummer Girl is best Girl

@Stupidasole
Well, that's good.
You can't force yourself into sleeping
if you try you'll just make it worse
shit happens to me all the time

Supergrass
Supergrass

@New_Cliche
@whereismyname
get doz noms mang

@Nojokur
Nice selection :3 plenty of options there :)

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Spazyfool
@Spazyfool
@Spazyfool
@Spazyfool
@Spazyfool
@Spazyfool
@Spazyfool
@Spazyfool
@Spazyfool
@Spazyfool
@Spazyfool
@Spazyfool
PEW this is tru

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Supergrass
Right?
I don't tend to watch a lot of movies or series though.
More series than movies anyhow.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Spazyfool
I might play Dissidia.
I got a PSP emulator now.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@DeathDog
it smooth and creamy soy milk
:)

i wonder if i should watch animes now?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Stark_Naked
Not many great movies out atm. alot of hit and miss. The tv series though are good. nice to cram them

@Raving_Cute
it would pass the time :)

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Dreamworx
Almost as embarrassing as being 3-star

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Nude_Bikergirl
ok

:) brb lurking thread while watching nice things~

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

ook I have a new image in my never mod grim folder

Booteefool
Booteefool

rate my dementor

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Nude_Bikergirl
Just watching the MCU lately

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Booteefool
10/10 would kiss deeply.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Booteefool
4/10
can't even feel the chill

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Garbage Can Lid
Yay! cute things are cute!!

@Booteefool
demenTEN/10

@Harmless_Venom
angents of shield?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Booteefool
is there rule 34 of dementors

King_Martha
King_Martha

@MPmaster
Yes. It is the internet.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Lunatick
I don't know if I would have announced it if I were him.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Boy_vs_Girl

girlDog
girlDog

@King_Martha
go get it.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Soft_member
@Soft_member
♥ yay

farquit
farquit

dementor x nazgul

viagrandad
viagrandad

God I hate waiting for things to come out.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Boy_vs_Girl
Haven't seen it

@MPmaster
Probably... as always.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@girlDog
no thnks. unless its a qt grill

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@viagrandad
Those pesky confused gays,

@happy_sad
Oh right, so what you been seeing?

5mileys
5mileys

@SomethingNew
More the new issues of Blacksad coming out in '16.

takes2long
takes2long

@cum2soon
Man, hard times hit Danny Sexbang.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@5mileys
i see

@takes2long
lost

askme
askme

quit being sick

Bidwell
Bidwell

@takes2long
lel

massdebater
massdebater

MARGERIE NOOO

iluvmen
iluvmen

Those who entered to investigate the island came across Dementors. Fearing the potential reprisals of these dark entities, should any attempt be made to evict them from their home, the Ministry decided to simply permit the sizable colony to remain, unmolested and unchecked.

they literally had to make an active decision not to molest the dementors

as if, you find a dementor, and your first thought is, "should we molest it?"

Inmate
Inmate

not butter
ew

idontknow
idontknow

@askme
i cant help i got the fluaids

likme
likme

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@iluvmen
I would.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@iluvmen
LETS MOLESTA THEM

LEVIOSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

hairygrape
hairygrape

@iluvmen
You know damn well what they meant by unmolested, Erin.

Also, isn't it kind of scary that they just meander about without any regard for alliance.
I always thought of them as a death allegory obviously.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Casper my friend bought me a vase

It's so nice

Playboyize
Playboyize

@SomethingNew
The movies.
I have yet to see ANtman tho.

Probably gonna watch with my sis.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Playboyize
LOOKS GOOD, RUDD LOOKS TRIM AS FUGG.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@hairygrape
jk had depression, and they are literally her giving form to depression as she sees it

Techpill
Techpill

@Poker_Star
That's not a vase. It's a beaker.

Methshot
Methshot

@Gigastrength
Also the series of Divergent and the Hunger Games.
Also with my sister.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Thats no moon.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Poker_Star
advanced flowering 101

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Methshot
divergent good?

Also I saw The Gambler at work. Wass a good movies.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Deadlyinx
Ooooooh.
Didn't think about it that way.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@PackManBrainlure
Divergent is quite decent, yeah.
It's not the most unique thing, but worth the watch

Snarelure
Snarelure

Skullbone
Skullbone

@TreeEater
Flowerology2stronk

@Techpill
Its a cup I won at Vegas lmao

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Skullbone
florista soto extraordinaire

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Sharpcharm
Kinda hype for the last hunger games too.

Ill see divergent soons then. erryone raving about it.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Emberburn
Literally haven't heard anyone else talk about it.
I gon get food in a bit. Few more poasts

Evilember
Evilember

They're making a Koe no Katachi movie btw

Firespawn
Firespawn

what about a dementor giving double d oral

Flameblow
Flameblow

imagine you had a shit patronus

like a wombat or a duck

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Flameblow
roadkill

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I'd fuck Erin ngl

SniperWish
SniperWish

or a fly

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Emberfire
:3 get good noms

WebTool
WebTool

double d oral
What the heck is that?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

DOUBLE D IN THE ORAL IS WHAT GOGGLES LOVES

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Fucking Aussies, every fucking god damn time I swear

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Firespawn
Whyyyyyyy

@Flameblow
Hmm...
A butterfly would be so nice, yet so useless probably.
It'd look fucking pretty tho.

@RavySnake
'ell yea

RumChicken
RumChicken

@LuckyDusty
*EXPECTO PATRONUM*

a bee pops out and flies away

StonedTime
StonedTime

I've lost control of my life... 3 a.m. waking up

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

P.m.*

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

neru's patronus would be a pastry

DeathDog
DeathDog

@TalkBomber
ngl?

Also, we all know you would.

@RumChicken
But would it defeat dementors?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@LuckyDusty
why not

@RumChicken
well I do not think mass matters since it is magic and stuffs

TechHater
TechHater

WHAT WOULD BE MY PATRONUS?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@StonedTime
Goodmorning.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

soto's would be panties hanging off a penis

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

How can we tell if your firefly patronus isn't just a regular fly?

@ZeroReborn
Neither is attractive.

FastChef
FastChef

@TechHater
text wall spam

JunkTop
JunkTop

@AwesomeTucker
Because they look way different.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@DeathDog
no, it just fucks off to be a bee

@ZeroReborn
lol, a minor annoyance at best

@TechHater
a crocodile

or a text wall

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@PurpleCharger
@FastChef
A CROCODILE TEXTWALL?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@eGremlin
More like afternoon at this point.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

mordin's would just be a wet spaghetti noodle

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

My Patronus

@PurpleCharger
Dayum..
Does it do the honey?

@JunkTop
Do they?
Mkay

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

GUYS ITS BEEN A WHOLE DAY LAST I SLEPT
SOMEONE KILL ME

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

knees weak moms spaghetti

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@GoogleCat
Why? ! I want a cool one like a shark or something.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@StonedTime
Holy shit, get a job already or go to school or fucking something

whereismyname
whereismyname

@StrangeWizard
na it poofs away too fast

it's just like AWW YIS AMA BEE *fades* awww

Nojokur
Nojokur

squash's would be a dog obvs, i'm not sure about fortune

@Ignoramus
i don't really know you well enough i'm afraid :/

Illusionz
Illusionz

NO BULLY!

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Stupidasole
I'm expecting you to take me in.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@whereismyname
it is magic it does not have to make sense

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

amy wouldn't have one cause dark wizards can't into patronus

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Nojokur
It'd probably be a shark because I'm a really cool guy

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@whereismyname
I want this one @StrangeWizard
Or assign me one

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

taks would be like a bottle of cough syrup

@Dreamworx
but it has to be not pathetic at least, like remember the patronuses before they could give them form and they were just a blob that barely did anything? and those were still bigger than a bee

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Spazyfool
and you'll pay me back with your body, right?

Lunatick
Lunatick

Erin you'd better give me a good patronus.
I know me.
I'm gonna be a wizard.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

WHICH HOUSE WOULD EACH POSTER BE PUT IN BY THE SORTING HAT?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

is erin writing some epic animus fanfic?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Raving_Cute
you know me so well.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

House Jafet

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I think mine would be a sloth
or like a really tired bear

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Lunatick
i guess butterfly works c:

@Garbage Can Lid
we did a quiz for this a while ago, i got hufflepuff i think

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Garbage Can Lid
I'm not Slytherin or Griffondor is all I know.

@Crazy_Nice
@Crazy_Nice
@Crazy_Nice

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Raving_Cute
clouds are pretty big too but they bearly hurt while a lot of tiny stuff hurts

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Nude_Bikergirl
How often are you actually at home? Do I have to live in the same room as your other sex slave?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Nojokur
OH COME ON

girlDog
girlDog

here it is

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Boy_vs_Girl
I like butterflies. They're nice.
My sis' name also translates to "little butterfly"

farquit
farquit

@Soft_member
m8

viagrandad
viagrandad

@farquit
I will not stand for slanderous assumptions.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@girlDog
share it so we can all take pls

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Fried_Sushi
I would have a patronus! I'm a good wizard! :3c

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@viagrandad
m8
r u 4 r341

cum2soon
cum2soon

@happy_sad
idk the link, google it

takes2long
takes2long

@Spamalot
I work fulltime, work like around 50 hrs a week
It'll just be the 2 of us

w8t4u
w8t4u

here it is

http://www.gotoquiz.com/pottermore_sorting_quiz_all_possible_question

askme
askme

@takes2long
Did you send that lady home?

Bidwell
Bidwell

massdebater
massdebater

Дементор

kek that's dementor in russian

iluvmen
iluvmen

Albanian: "Marroses"
Bulgarian: "Диментор"
Catalan: "Demèntor" (pronounced duh-MEN-toor)
Chinese:

Taiwan: 催狂魔 - cuīkuángmó - "drive-mad devil/demon"
Mainland: 摄魂怪 - shèhúnguài - "suck-soul devil/monster"

Czech: "mozkomor" - "plague of the brain"
Danish: "Dementor"
Dutch: "Dementor"
Finnish: "ankeuttaja", from "ankeus" - "drearyness"
French: "détraqueur" - "that which makes (things) go wrong or break down"
German: "Dementor"
Georgian: დემენტორი (დემენტორები); (pronounced dementori, plural: dementorebi)
Greek: "Παράφρονας" (pronounced "Parafronas") - from Greek "παράφρων" meaning "mentally ill".
Hebrew: "סוהרסן" - from "סוהר" ("prison warden") and "הרסן" ("destructive")
Hindi (India): दमपिशाच (damapishācha or dampishāch) - from Sanskrit dama = "house" and pishācha (a type of Hindu demon: see pishacha).
Hungarian: "Dementor"
Icelandic: "Vitsuga" - The one who sucks out your mind, or sense of anything.
Indonesian: "iblis" - "demon of death and happiness remover"; see wikipedia:Iblis
Italian: "dissennatore" - "he who takes sanity away", from senno meaning 'mental sanity'
Japanese:

ディメンター - dimentā
吸魂鬼 - "kyūkonki" - suck-soul ghost/demon (modeled after East Asian words for vampires)

Lithuanian: "Psichas" - Mental/Psycho
Latvian: Atprātotājs
Macedonian: Дементор
Norwegian: "Desperant" - One that brings out despair
Persian: "دیوانه ساز" - Maddening
Polish: "Dementor"
Portuguese:

Brazilian: "Dementador"
European: "Dementor" (plural: "Dementores")

Romanian: "Dementor"
Russian: "Дементор" (plural: Дементоры)
Slovak: "Dementor"
Slovenian: "Morakvar"
Spanish: "Dementor"
Swedish: "Dementor"
Thai: "ผู้คุมวิญญาณ" - "Poo-khum-win-yarn" - Soul Warden
Turkish: "Ruh Emici" - "soul-suckers"
Ukrainian: "Дементор" (plural: Дементори)

Inmate
Inmate

@askme
Mordin why is your steam friends list full?

idontknow
idontknow

Greek: "Παράφρονας" (pronounced "Parafronas") - from Greek "παράφρων" meaning "mentally ill".

lol hwat

in greek dementors are just called "mentally ill"

i am triggered

likme
likme

@iluvmen
Yup

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@askme
Naww, she's still here.
She cooked for me the other day. It was pretty fucking sugoi dude

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Inmate
Huh? It's not I only have 100

hairygrape
hairygrape

@kizzmybutt
No you have 101

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@idontknow
I wanna be a dementor.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@lostmypassword
She's your girlfriend now. Whether you realize that or not.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Poker_Star
in greece you already are

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@hairygrape
Wanna make it 102?

Techpill
Techpill

@Deadlyinx
Limit is 101...

Methshot
Methshot

sorting hat's a little faggot

Methnerd
Methnerd

@lostmypassword
Your ruca give good bj's?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Techpill
No it isn't, I have like 415 friend cap because of steam level. I've been above 101 before. Give me your steam and I'll prove it

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@TreeEater
Honestly get someone to click add, it's saying you can't

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Ravenclaw lowest.
Didn't expect, not THAT surprised.
I'm fine.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@PackManBrainlure
YEAH BOI @Sharpcharm
>>417382
We Hufflepuff now

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Gigastrength
*Sucks your soul out your face*

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Wait that sounds weird.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Sharpcharm
@PackManBrainlure
@girlDog
@Snarelure
AYA!!!!!! YAY

Emberfire
Emberfire

I feel like Ravenclaw would be the best house.

Evilember
Evilember

@Carnalpleasure
I don't know who to ask, I can't ask anyone on steam to add me because they already have me added. It's probably just a bug

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Emberfire
Me too.
But I think Hufflepuff would be fun.

Flameblow
Flameblow

I already took my sorting hat quiz way back when Pottermore opened

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Playboyize
Eww no gross
She's supposed to be my irl friends gf

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Evilember
Oh OH
You need to spend money to be able to add people on steam

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Flameblow
What'd ya get?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@SniperGod
Who is she?

WebTool
WebTool

@SniperWish
Slytherin m8
Keep calm and fuck Gryffindor boys in broom closets

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@SniperGod
Then why did you put your penis inside? And have her wear your clothes and live around your home? Don't tell me you lied to me...

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@WebTool
Srarry (6)

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@BlogWobbles
I've got a folder.

RumChicken
RumChicken

drarry is a thing

kek

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@LuckyDusty
See
@RumChicken
@RumChicken
@RumChicken

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I still do not understand why hufflepuff is so low

DeathDog
DeathDog

@TalkBomber
@Evilember
Okay, load up that miri email and I'll send it to you. I finally got steam!

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@TurtleCat
Cause they technically arent together and she wanted to stay since she doesn't like being at home alone
I havent lied

@RavySnake
Some chick we met at a con

TechHater
TechHater

@CouchChiller
ekekek

eGremlin
eGremlin

all this NOT Gryffindor

the fuck

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@RumChicken
@CouchChiller
I'm surprised that you're surprised by this.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@BinaryMan
not THAT surprised but lol.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@VisualMaster
HOW

@ZeroReborn
And now she's at your place?

@eGremlin
Kek.

@BinaryMan
More that it's called Drarry.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@JunkTop
That is correct

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@AwesomeTucker
@FastChef
I think it's fuckin cute.

@JunkTop
Bennifer
Bragalina
Makes sense.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@CodeBuns
kind of is adorbs tbh fam

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@PurpleCharger
What's the plan?

@CodeBuns
What?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Neru and Luka have Huffle lowest

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@BunnyJinx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBfE9UPTfg8

@GoogleCat
Couple names.
It was a thing back in the early 2000s?
When celebs would get together and the media would try their hardest to make a mash-up of their names?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@New_Cliche
Never followed the media in those days.
Or nowadays.
It still gets done. But ir rarely sounds good.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Fuzzy_Logic
aha I do not really know

whereismyname
whereismyname

What a surprise.

Where my slytherin bros at?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Ignoramus
That's why the name stuck.

@whereismyname
Aaaaaaaaaaayyyyy

Illusionz
Illusionz

Soto take the test

@Stupidasole
I dunno how I got Huffle in the first place

@whereismyname
Nooooo

@Nojokur
Drarry?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Nojokur
You ready to hex some bitches~?

@Illusionz
Don't be afraid of my black magics^^

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Illusionz
is the technical term kissing ass

@whereismyname
I think thrads is a hufflepuff hugbox

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Spazyfool
Oh please.
You know I'm gonna be the wizard to end all wizards.
Just 8 more years.

@Supergrass
I'm very much not a fan.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Illusionz
Yup

@Spazyfool
see @WebTool

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

The results are in!

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Supergrass
Sounds about right.

@Dreamworx
Chaotic evil always prevails eventually.

@Fried_Sushi
Ghey.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Stark_Naked
Welcome to the team.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Need_TLC
They aren't CE.
Gross misconception.

Lunatick
Lunatick

IS THERE ANYONE WHO DOES NOT HAVE HUFFLE IN SPOT 1 OR 4?

@Need_TLC
I am... Chaotic or Neutral Good.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Stark_Naked
and you said you were not a drak one

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Wheres the link?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Garbage Can Lid
Merlin wasn't a dark wizard.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Crazy_Nice
See @w8t4u

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Nude_Bikergirl
But I am.

@Lunatick
Boring.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Lawful Neutral master race

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Lord_Tryzalot
Maybe Lawful, but I only follow my own rules.
And they're off.

Talking about being off. Back in a bit.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@New_Cliche
Lol listening now

King_Martha
King_Martha

neutral neutral

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Sir_Gallonhead
you follow the rules, but you dont care if someone needs your help?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Spamalot
varies greatly on who that person is.
also what type of trouble they're in.

Someone's on fire?
Put him out.

Someone's being attacked by a bear?
Eh, not risking it.

girlDog
girlDog

A butt

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

and thanks to that DP i am now listening to cobra again lel

farquit
farquit

@MPmaster
Geddit?
Magic?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@farquit
all teh magiks

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@girlDog
Pls don't post butts

That's 2lewd

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Soft_member
just as i thought :3
what iffff
if you only have the money for one thing, buy a gift for your friend, or treat yourself into something good

5mileys
5mileys

@Fuzzy_Logic
mhm
its true

cum2soon
cum2soon

@SomethingNew
this one's easy.

get something we can both enjoy

takes2long
takes2long

like some chicken wings

I should get some right now actually

w8t4u
w8t4u

@cum2soon
@takes2long
but..
ahh, okay. enjoy~

massdebater
massdebater

@askme
REAL HIP HOP

iluvmen
iluvmen

@massdebater
FILTHY RAP

Inmate
Inmate

ELSA DON'T DO IT PLEASE OH GOD

idontknow
idontknow

*does it*

likme
likme

ELSA

derp

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

AWOOOOOOOOO

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

awooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Playboyize
Playboyize

@lostmypassword
weeeeeeee

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

All this howlin

Techpill
Techpill

I'm gonna shove my fist up your ass and use you like a puppet, Mordin.

Methnerd
Methnerd

bye bye~

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Techpill
Huh?!

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@PackManBrainlure
YOU'RE GONNA LIVE THE REST OF YOUR DAYS AS KERMIT THE FROG MORDY

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Poker_Star
@Gigastrength
@TreeEater
C E A S E
H O W L
@PackManBrainlure
Mordiiiin. Add me on steeeeeeam~

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Deadlyinx
cute~ ♥

Skullbone
Skullbone

After some careful reading and consideration, I think neutral evil is more appropriate.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Carnalpleasure
Please no....
@Sharpcharm
I did. I found it sorta funny how the mail you sent and your steam names were sort of polarizing.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@happy_sad
Relevant

@haveahappyday
Have this qt then

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Sharpcharm
arooo

Evilember
Evilember

@Burnblaze
I think of the ID as an amusing pun. You didn't laugh?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Skullbone
As a personal choice?
Frankly, any of the houses could fall into any category of spectrum.
It's just viewed that certain qualities of certain houses can have negative connotations.
Remember, Slughorn was a Slytherin and he was still cunning but not a total dickbag.

Flameblow
Flameblow

I'm Slytherin

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Firespawn
Yes, as a personal thing. Seems more accurate. And I'm not sure about any of this HP house stuff, btw, I only took the quiz.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Burnblaze
Not really though

that would be horrendous

SniperWish
SniperWish

That was the most beautiful ending to any series I've seen... oh gosh.

RavySnake
RavySnake

hmm... i wonder... is the grocery store open yet?

WebTool
WebTool

@SniperGod
The books are gr8

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@TalkBomber

I'd prefer if you at least took me out for dinner before you put things up my butt.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Flameblow
sneks are pretty cool though

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Emberfire
CEASE

RumChicken
RumChicken

@WebTool
why is harry friends with ron though and why is ron liked by so many

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Flameblow
@Flameblow
Smiles is ebil? ;~;

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@TurtleCat
Come on, Mordin.

You're letting your homo slip through.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@RavySnake
go get nice things

DeathDog
DeathDog

@StonedTime
Slytherin aren't evil, they're just misunderstood.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@CouchChiller
No slipping anything anywhere before you take me out to a nice date.

TechHater
TechHater

@RumChicken
Ron Wesley was his first friend at Hogwarts, that's why. It's just like if you hit it off with someone at school after not knowing anyone and you guys kinda just keep being friends because you're into shit.
Ron Wesley is liked by so many because he's a pleb but has a heart of gold.
He's poor as fuck, but he's a pretty chill guy... Sometimes.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@BlogWobbles
Yeah they are. I just wasn't quite expecting that; I was expecting Ravenclaw.

@StonedTime
No! I'm like Merlin, wise and cunning.

@DeathDog
This

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

no such thing as evil really

just two sides of the same coin

@ZeroReborn
I meant my fisting your ass to be totally platonic.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@WebTool
That's what I've heard, but that's a big chunk of commitment I'm not willing to give. They're all probably overhyped and made into movies by now.

FastChef
FastChef

@DeathDog
But snaeks!

@eGremlin
a pew pew pew. Just don't let emma watson bully you.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@DeathDog
@DeathDog
@DeathDog
@DeathDog
@DeathDog
@DeathDog
@DeathDog
@DeathDog
And they're not even misunderstood.
They've just been given this bad rep because most of the asshole wizards come out of that house.

@AwesomeTucker
The movies suck dick compared to the details the books give you.
It sucks because I can't watch the movies anymore without going 'SIGH, this is needless.' or 'why didn't they put this in?'

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@JunkTop
Sounds like a bad rep, to me.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@VisualMaster
ok
:)

brb yummy food

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@BinaryMan
You're not fisting my ass. No one is fisting my ass. It'd be absolutely impossible.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@JunkTop
@PurpleCharger
I meant *misunderstanding.

Fuck me in the ass with a shotgun and pull the trigger when I cum.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@JunkTop
Isn't that the usual situation after they make book to movie adaptations?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@BunnyJinx
Is that a challenge, Mordin?

Are you challenging me to forcefully fist your ass?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@PurpleCharger
@GoogleCat
Oh yeah.
You're right.
I thought you meant 'not bad, misunderstood' in the sarcastic sense.

@StrangeWizard
Sometimes.
Most times.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@TechHater
he has those random jealousy fits and is sortof bigoted at times though even if he fills a character archetype in the story

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@GoogleCat
Fuck me in the ass with a shotgun and pull the trigger when I cum.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Fuzzy_Logic
Please no. I think I'd literally die. I don't see the appeal to someone putting their entire hand inside someone else at all.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Yan's found a new fetish.

@whereismyname
just so we're on the same page then
I won't fist you because you don't want me to, not because you think I can't.

Illusionz
Illusionz

werid as fug

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@whereismyname
It's more about the belly bulge^^

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Ignoramus
bigoted
If you mean the way he gets standoffish around others, then that's probably because he's a member of a lower income household of red headed fuck-tuplets.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Nojokur
Obviously you've never seen Bible Black.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@New_Cliche
I don't really do sarcasm. I'm above that.

@Stupidasole
Hear something you like?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Spazyfool
And of course you're our resident fisting expert.

@Dreamworx
not all the way through, no.
Link.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Nojokur
Thanks.
@Spazyfool
I can't imagine that feeling very good at all.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Stark_Naked
*shrugs*

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

mordin should voice me tho

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Fried_Sushi
Oh.
But you know what I mean, right?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Supergrass
that makes sense

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Need_TLC
ALL UP IN YOU

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Fried_Sushi
Yeah, and I see someone I like too.
@Stark_Naked
http://hentaigasm.com/bible-black-new-testament-2-subbed/comment-page-4/

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Raving_Cute
you could've just let it slide
but you had to give your input

on anal fisting

You drew this attention to yourself.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Nude_Bikergirl
But what if you make fun of my accent?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Lunatick
I do, I think.

@Booteefool
That's so terribly gay.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Up inside you, wearing you like a glove. Up in you like a warm kitten.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Harmless_Venom
I'd hope it slides lol

For real though, I've never fisted/been fisted so I'm hardly an expert.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Sir_Gallonhead
That sounds like a complaint.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Lord_Tryzalot
if it's super thick i might snicker, but i wont make un of you.
Maybe the accent, maybe.
You can't be worse then Inga

Soft_member
Soft_member

@King_Martha
Oh. Whoops.

That is so terrifically gay.

girlDog
girlDog

@Soft_member
Just the way you like.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

S

farquit
farquit

@Booteefool
when's the shotgunning?
I'm not sure I want to watch this whole thing.

@MPmaster
I'll wear you like a glove and go play baseball, I swear to christ.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@girlDog
I'll have you know I like things horrifically gay.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Spamalot
It's not bad at all! inga is from skåne or something right? I don't live THAT far from stockholm.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@viagrandad
Ooh! That could be arranged~

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@farquit
umm..

No?

5mileys
5mileys

Inga wanted to meet me at Fields once

cum2soon
cum2soon

REMOVE HOWL
CEASE HOW
EXTERMINATE HOWL

takes2long
takes2long

@SomethingNew
I don't know how bizarre and horrific I have to get before you stop responding with 'Don't threaten me with a good time'

w8t4u
w8t4u

@haveahappyday
Are we gonna torture Ciara? That could be fun.

askme
askme

@happy_sad
then i prohibition wont notice an accent

Bidwell
Bidwell

@happy_sad
skåne
oho is not that the worst of both sweden and denmkark

massdebater
massdebater

@w8t4u
Who the fuck is Ciara?
No one is taking you away from me, we're friends forever!

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Bidwell
skåne is danish only tho, otherwise you are right

Inmate
Inmate

Scandanavian accents

idontknow
idontknow

@massdebater
Loco, of course. Who else would I want to torture?

likme
likme

praying to the south eating crumpets and scones

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@idontknow
Hello I am seeking Amy what do I do

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@idontknow
As long as we kill him afterwards.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Bidwell
@iluvmen
http://gravbortskane.se/

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@takes2long
I don't know how big your fist is.

Playboyize
Playboyize

aWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I found a thing

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@iluvmen
They speak Danish in Skåne?
But it is Sweden yea?

Techpill
Techpill

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Methshot
Methshot

@Playboyize
CEASE AWOO BEFORE YOU ARE REMOVED

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Techpill
NO. STOP.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@hairygrape
voice me

pick a platform

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Deadlyinx
Yeah, i was just making neru feel confus

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Methshot
Yo, why you hatin'?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

wE HOWL BECAUSE WE AWOOO

Snarelure
Snarelure

@PackManBrainlure
Yea ok

Skullbone
Skullbone

ooowa

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Gigastrength
silent hill music

That totally makes it ok.

Emberburn
Emberburn

and now I eat like France.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Emberburn
You're going to eat cheese and snails?

Evilember
Evilember

@Emberburn
Oh god, I would murder a baby for some French toast and bacon right now.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Poker_Star
Probably depends more on how loose your ass is.

@Burnblaze
1. I didn't shoot the bear
2. I didn't fuck on the bear
3. I didn't make the video
4. I did save the video

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Emberfire
not french food
bitch ass bakas don't eat like france

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Emberfire
HonHonHon
@Evilember
HonHonHonHon ALLAHU ACKBAR Go get some of that with pancakes and maple syrup

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Firespawn
It is virgin.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@lostmypassword
If you say, "Love me, hate me, say what you want about me, but all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if u seek Amy" three times in a dark room in front of a mirror Amy will appear before you.

@kizzmybutt
ending the game
Don't be stupid, Yan.

WebTool
WebTool

@Firespawn
1) I know.
2) I know.
3) I know.
4) I know.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@TreeEater
Give me your number! actually don't give me your number I'd feel bad if you actually did

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Snarelure
It's animated.
Nice.

@Gigastrength
What the fuck?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@TurtleCat
Heyo.
I wondered. Have we talked before?
Cuz I don't think so.
But I'm an idiot. Good self-introduction

RumChicken
RumChicken

@TurtleCat
not a derg dehler, i don't have disposable numbers
either skype or steam

StonedTime
StonedTime

@TalkBomber
seems too good to be true.
@WebTool
1. It's not my fault
2. It's not my fault

@BlogWobbles
1. Fuckin white people
2. FUCKIN WHITE PEOPLE

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Casper for real tho, would you let me fuck you up the ass?

DeathDog
DeathDog

White people.

@VisualMaster
Tokai x Casper OTP

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@LuckyDusty
Probably not, I've only been here for a couple of months so I'm still fairly new. Nice to meet you! Please take good care of me in the future.
@RumChicken
not a derg dehler
I dont know what this means.

TechHater
TechHater

@hairygrape
ohoho
I missed out on a chance to ask a swedish sociology professor about Skåne a while back

eGremlin
eGremlin

embracing my native american heritage

fuckin white people
I'm not sharing a race with you anymore

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@VisualMaster
hue, i saw that post this morning
and no, i would not let you top

@ZeroReborn
Drug dealer
voice me

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@StonedTime
Butt hymen is intact.

FastChef
FastChef

@eGremlin
you go cherokee girl

JunkTop
JunkTop

@CouchChiller
If you murder my pet I swear I will send you to Erin in 6 tiny little jars.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Tokai pls that's lewd!

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@BinaryMan
sweet

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Natives getting mad at Whites.

Fuck you, savages.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@StonedTime
Quite.

@VisualMaster
I was surprised this didn't happen at con.
Maybe cuz I was in the next bed over?

@ZeroReborn
I feel like I was there when you just arrived, but I'm not sure...
Anyway, nice to meet you too. I'm Fortune. Nicest guy in threads, Whether that's a good thing or not is debateable.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@CodeBuns
for you

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@BinaryMan
Wait.
This is Casp?

@CodeBuns
damn

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@GoogleCat
was tokai even there?
Surely i would have remembered?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

MY GREAT GREAT GRANDFATHER DID NOT SAIL FROM WHALES AND FUCK NATIVE WOMEN FOR THIS

whereismyname
whereismyname

Soto gonna be mad he getting cuck'd by a swede.

irony

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Ignoramus
*Wales

Illusionz
Illusionz

#stopfuckingonwildlife2015

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@BinaryMan
I don't really know what we'd talk about. I'm not good with ghetto stuff and drugs.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Ignoramus
SAIL FROM WHALES

Wow you have that mucky gene bad

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Stupidasole
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Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@New_Cliche
Oh, right.
Durr

Still, you could've gone to him

Lunatick
Lunatick

@StonedTime
:3

@SniperGod
maple syrup
My body isn't ready. *cough*

@Nojokur
His ancestor set out to sea to escape his stout wife and bed a willowy native maiden.

girlDog
girlDog

@Lunatick
@Lunatick
i KNOW THAT FEEL i AM STILL urgh i SHOULDNT HAVE GONE BOOZEY HEH

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