INGRID COLDPROTO1 WAR GOD

idontknow
idontknow

INGRID COLD

PROTO1 WAR GOD

All urls found in this thread:
http://metalgear.wikia.com/wiki/Outer_Heaven
http://www.vetstreet.com/our-pet-experts/whats-the-deal-with-cats-and-milk
https://github.com/ccd0/4chan-x
http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/random/53297-what-s-the-most-confusing-day-in-the-ghetto-fathers-day
http://boards.4chan.org/wsg/thread/740496
Ignoramus
Ignoramus

bump

Nojokur
Nojokur

why is every library in python either broken, outdated, or just shit?

Supergrass
Supergrass

Like...WUT?
How can you even say MGS3 is better, like how?
From a plot perspective MGS5 is superior, gameplay mechanics MGS5 is superior, its superior in every single way.

MGS3 now THAT is a disappointing MGS game.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

repost
@eGremlin
Yes because with MGS2 Kojima challenged his fans with what they expected from a sequel by recreating the first game. MGS4 should never have happened. MGS5 does not challenge the audience in any way. The twist is just there to explain a single inconsistency nobody gave a shit about. So in my opinion the twist here while somewhat similar to mgs2 is actually inferior in almost every way. To me it comes off as shallow and pretty pointless. There is no missing link. They could make an entire game about the building of Outerheaven. Fuck it, that's what the game should have been.
Gameplay is good. Not arguing it isn't.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Illusionz
kek

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Supergrass
if you fulton a black, don't come back

@Fried_Sushi
I'd have to agree with you on that, trying to get into MGS2 when it was new with a friend who was really shitty at games was hard, he'd keep getting confused about Liquid Ocelot and then he'd keep drowning at that one part.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Supergrass
you can eat snakes and treefrogs in three, and there is a stamina and healthbar, so you are automatically wrong

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Stark_Naked
I didn't realize what I had said until after I said it

I told her "Yeah, I think so"

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Nude_Bikergirl
and then what?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

MGS3 really makes you reflect on the rest of the franchise. That final cutscene is one of the most powerful moments the franchise has had.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Nude_Bikergirl
fuck im so bored

Booteefool
Booteefool

MGS% also ruined 3. Muh XOF. parasite cobra unit smh

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Garbage Can Lid
i didn't even want to kill Boss, hell I didn't even want to do most of the stuff I had to do in that, the Ocelot revolver cutscenes are I-fucking-conic too

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

5*
@Harmless_Venom
So fucking awesome. MGS5 never even gets close to that shit. It tried though

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Booteefool
I have also been calling things with 5 in them % by accident, I wonder why it's so easy to do, I accidentally looked A% instead of Grade A5 when i was checking out some steak.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Fried_Sushi
Well you have to understand that unlike MGS2 MGS5 isn't a sequel its a PREQUEL, its literally in the middle of the timeline there is very little you can do in terms of twists, there is very little flexibility as MGS5 only served the purpose of connecting the timeline.

Unlike MGS2 MGS5 felt more like it was pandering to the audience to be honest with the fact you get to pick how the medic looks like and in a way he represents the player with Big Boss saying that how he and medic which is a self insert for YOU the player are ultimately Big Boss himself and all the achievements he's done is from YOU the player.

THE GAME WAS LITERALLY ABOUT BUILDING OUTERHEAVEN

Game is fine, you built outerheaven and MG1 starts where you kill venom snake and MG2 where you kill big boss, it fits perfectly, it makes sense and you're bitching about it not being DEEP or REVENGE FILLED.

Just listen to Miller talk anyway that fucker had enough rage going.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Crazy_Nice
I'll drive over there and we'll play fight an 2hus

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Lord_Tryzalot
It has to pull you into the emotional depth with it's edgy words and idealism but fuck, when you start playing MGS3 you're all for it, you will gobble that shit up and when mitser gigga-arien lightning nazi shows up, you aren't like what this is dumb, you're like fucking awesome yea who's this guy

Spamalot
Spamalot

Damn it's fucking cold outside

Soft_member
Soft_member

Funs over
everyone into the Kroni Autism radioactive bomb shelter

girlDog
girlDog

@Harmless_Venom
the boss
not the most forced drama shit in the entire game
Oh pls, you BARELY have any fucking idea what The Boss even is to snake, she feels so fucking forced you hardly even know the bitch.

The game compared to MGS1 or 2 felt so bad and linear plot wise in comparison it was laughable.

MGS3 was just bad, from a gameplay perspective and plot wise.
The boss needed way more fleshing out but instead we got forced drama bullshit.

muh scar when I gave birth
the scar LITERALLY reaches above her breast
Sasuga, Ocelot must have been a BIG babby.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Boy_vs_Girl
if you fulton a black, don't come back

farquit
farquit

Who pays for a weapons skin over $1

viagrandad
viagrandad

@girlDog
ever heard of a c-section? shit son

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@King_Martha
shooting bees
fuck yeah AWESOME
Yeah....No.

Lets face it, only ONE person in the cobra unit was semi interesting, it was "the end".

Hell volgin was bland villain as well he was one dimensional as fuck.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@viagrandad
c section
reaching the tits
Nigger you stupid?

5mileys
5mileys

@Boy_vs_Girl
Don't say literally, you don't know what it means. You don't build Outer Heaven. Big Boss does and gives you the keys.

I'm not saying it needed to be deep. MGS3 was my favorite afterall. I'm saying it needs to be uncontrived. And as a prequel it had more reason to be that. It didn't need a twist. Just close the loop. It couldn't even do that.
@Boy_vs_Girl
Kojima ruined them with 5. Except the Sorrow and one other dude. The fury. But who gives a shit about the fury.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@SomethingNew
In the middle of D-day.

takes2long
takes2long

@haveahappyday
no the end was a stupid edgy boss too, the whole game was filled with stupid whacky edginess, and it didn't try as hard as 5 in my opinion to validate it, 5 just feels like the bad kind of clusterfuck where 3 felt good to me. critically a game can have a stable plot, and most of the information can make sense in conjunction with the rest of the series, but that doesn't mean you enjoyed it more, frankly, i miss being attacked by alligators i did not see while being drained with leeches i didn't even know i had

w8t4u
w8t4u

@cum2soon
I laugh every time.

sent to war while pregnant
Oh kojima.

askme
askme

@takes2long
It's crazy how they didn't have that shit in 5. I mean the world is empty enough.
@w8t4u
She is a god like figure. Similar to Solid in MGS2.

Bidwell
Bidwell

I just noticed theres been so many skeleton related anime/vidya this year
the fuck is up

massdebater
massdebater

@5mileys
You don't build Outer Heaven. Big Boss does and gives you the keys.
Nigger, what the FUCK are you talking about?
You want to play construction simulator where you LITERALLY build outerhaven?
What is this you're asking?

But it DID close the loop, motherbase exists there that is it, motherbase fucking exists and big boss fucking owns it and it showed off Liquid.
Bam there you go, loop fucking CLOSED.

Oh pls, the cobra unit had absolutely NO FUCKING PERSONALITY.
They were worse than the BB girls from MGS4.

If anything they made them better, the only person that got ruined was psycho mantis.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@askme
yes, i agree fully and completely, the fact you can get 10,000 dollar rough diamonds on the SURFACE of these motherfucking rocks was stupid enough that I was going to look over it, but where the fuck are your swamp environments? Forests? Would it have killed you to throw in a mission in a cooler looking canyon maybe

Inmate
Inmate

@Bidwell
spooky is the new cool hip thing this year

idontknow
idontknow

@massdebater
there is NOTHING wrong with shota mantis

likme
likme

@takes2long
muh nostalgia!!213
MGS3 is best cuz it was my first
Literally from every MGS3 fanboy, fuck you faggots.
MGS3 was bad, it sucked and it was terrible.

clusterfuck
That IS how the plot is always supposed to be in an MGS game, MGS3 was so linear plot wise that its just bad, the only "twist" was about the boss which you didn't really care about because she was so forced into the game in the first place.

@askme
Solid was never a god like figure.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Inmate
would you date a skeleton

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@iluvmen
Afghanistan
cool environments

hairygrape
hairygrape

@lostmypassword
inb4 boner joke

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@likme
final boss in game is forced

yea tell me that while i'm getting repeatedly shotgunned in the face by this sexy ass lady, who's limited backstory i totally DO care about (because she was awesome, and literally no other reason)

Playboyize
Playboyize

@massdebater
http://metalgear.wikia.com/wiki/Outer_Heaven

See: South Africa, second paragraph.

This was in the post ending timeline as well.

It would have been more original to have a base construction simulator on land than another one in the middle of the sea.

It did not close the loop. What you're describing is not closing the loop.

@iluvmen
I would have liked a snowy area.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@hairygrape
mordin why do you ruin my fun

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Playboyize
snowy areas would have been cool but really hard to stealth

Techpill
Techpill

@Poker_Star
she's awesome because she's awesome
Yeah no, that isn't how it works.
Her backstory was limited, we've barely got to see much of her or know much of her at all.
All we knew was that she was snakes mentor, boo fucking hoo that I have to shotgun you in the face bitch.

Now MGS4, now THAT is well done fucking drama when you see Snake going through the microwave tunnel or the fight with Snake and Ocelot.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@lostmypassword
Only if it lets me fondle it's ribcage

TreeEater
TreeEater

@likme
God figure is an exaggeration. You're familiar with those.
@Deadlyinx
Footprints aside it'd be pretty straightforward.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Methnerd
kek

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Techpill
i want to touch her

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Techpill
The vagueness of her backstory is what gives her a mythical quality. Hell the backstory that was given diminishes her in that regard.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Playboyize
Oh you mean you just wanted to play as the REAL big boss which was over in whatever shithole land.

Considering there are 2 motherbases one from venom the other from big boss I don't think we need 2 games being the same exact shit.

Besides its pretty clear the real big boss in outer heaven had a pleasant time considering venom was the one with the huge target over his dead.
So it would literally be outer heaven builder simulator if anything, faggot.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@TreeEater
footprints are the issue here, maybe some sort of special shoes or something.

@Sharpcharm
agreed

#Bossletsyouwin

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Emberburn
Emberburn

@TreeEater
In MGS2 he was nothing, hell he was thought of as dead.

Only in MGS1 was he viewed as a hero and that was stated only by Meryl.

@Sharpcharm
PPPPPPPFFFFFFFTTTT pls.
This is not a less is more type of thing, pls control your stupidity.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Skullbone
@TreeEater
hurrr I never played MGS1 which was a snowy place or hurrr I never played MGS4 shadow moses scene
Why do I bother with these newfags.

Evilember
Evilember

tbh Chii I expected you to be more shy irl

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Emberfire
we are talking about MGS5 now

pretty close to going back to not responding to you again

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Evilember
pretty chill tbh

SniperGod
SniperGod

Idk how
But I went from bed to shower to breakfast to out in 20mins

Miracles exist

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Firespawn
wanting the same environment you LITERALLY had in the previous game
Are you stupid?
Yeah pls quit responding to me since I'd lose nothing of value from your shit tier posts.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Snarelure
Jesus Christ its like you can't remember anything after a post or two. God help you.

What I'm saying is get rid of MGS5 as it is. Venom and everything.

Just Big Boss building Outerheaven and the adventures of around that time.

That would have been more interesting because is was actually relevant to the story as a whole.

The only thing in MGS5 that matters to the rest of the story is venom snake which diminishes Big Boss as a character and How shota mantis met his boyfriend.

In MGS2 he was nothing, hell he was thought of as dead.

In MGS 2 he was always one step ahead of the player until the end. He was an ideal that Raiden struggled to meet. Similar to the Boss.

@Skullbone
A temperate forest would also have been nice. Really any mild climate would have added some variety.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Soft_member
I'm to blame
Its literally the furfag who always starts shit then has to have to last word.

WebTool
WebTool

netflix and frill.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Flameblow
Yeah dude, you're super chill
Ian was spaghetti as fuck when we first met
Grim and Kon were chill as fuck too

@SniperGod
I need at least like 30 mins in the shower while I stand under the hot water and mentally tell myself to get my shit together

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@TurtleCat
I got all my nervous out of the way with

RumChicken
RumChicken

this fight is super annoying

StonedTime
StonedTime

@RumChicken
He warned you

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Bed.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@CouchChiller
nini

DeathDog
DeathDog

@BlogWobbles
Did you seriously think I was going to like grab your tits and run or some shit? lmao

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@CouchChiller
night

TechHater
TechHater

@StonedTime
where the FUCK does he get all these magic skeleton powers

eGremlin
eGremlin

@SniperWish
millers hatred toward the boss wasn't important
the parasites weren't important (they were shoehorned to be the cause of Zero's bedridden self]
mother base in afghanistan wasn't important
And no, mantis did NOT have a purpose in MGS5 if there is one thing I honestly disliked is the fact that mantis was there, nope he had no purpose being there get someone else, we don't need sniper wolf, volcan raven, decoy octopus all mini self walking around we don't need fucking mantis as well.

which diminishes big boss
Oh pls, he IS big boss at that point.
Its like saying Liquid ocelot diminishes Liquid.
It just doesn't.

Oh shut your face about MGS2 you MGS 3 babby.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Sugoi af

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

It set it up just fine.
We even know why Ocelot and Miller in the end opposed each other and why Miller eventually worked for the patriots to bring down Big Bosses ideal.

FastChef
FastChef

this fucking retard

JunkTop
JunkTop

this random cat came to visit

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@eGremlin
Millers hatred for Big Boss could have been from his actions not his betrayal.

The parasites is probably one of the worst aspects of MGS5 as with the nanomachines and liquid poop in MGS4.

Diamond Dogs involvement in Afghanistan and Africa was fine in the really run of the mill story of stop the bad guy.

Vulcan Raven and maybe Decoy Octopus (unknown age) were old enough to be adults I think.

No Liquid Ocelot diminishes Ocelot as a character. You can really tell Kojima regretted killing him off in mgs1 but unfortunately because of this Ocelot never gets his own closure.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

it was like meowing at my window, i think it might be my upstairs neighbors cat, we've helped it get back up there before when it jamp out the window

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@CodeBuns
there's cp on frontpage

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@BinaryMan
too bad it's only good for permawarm climates

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Erin just post pics of yourself

You're cuter than the cat anyways

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@BunnyJinx
tranny cunt blogs about a cat
the only response is about trying to get his dumb ass to do his job

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

i went upstairs and knocked, nobody was in, but it can't stay here, so i gave it some milk to keep it going an imma send it on it's way now

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@New_Cliche
bye bye cat

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I did not notice that

Thanks for the heads up Grim

it's just a disappointing thumbnail tho

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Fuzzy_Logic
lmfao

@New_Cliche
you're not supposed to give cats milk

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Stupidasole
you're horrible

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Nojokur
My new name

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

skynet.quest: knight;

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Fuzzy_Logic

look a forest

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Illusionz
cute

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Spazyfool
You are not an adventurer in this encounter.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

erin hates cats

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Stark_Naked
hates=/=can't take care of

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Illusionz
dafuk

@Supergrass
hey luccini

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@PurpleCharger
Are you some pathetic neet fucking faggot?
What sort of autism do you motherfucking possess to motivate you to be this fucking stubborn about your literally WRONG fucking opinions you dumb ass motherfucker.

All I hear is a bunch of whining and complaining about NOTHING.
Like literally NOTHING, you're just spouting a whole bunch of dumb shit which can be all added up to being "BWAAAAAAAH I CAN'TZ I PLAY AS REAL BIG BOSSU"

No shut up, faggot.
The game is fine, just accept it and fuck off.

And to be honest Ocelot was hardly a character, he was just the biggest troll in the entire fucking series nothing more. His lack of a proper character is fitting as it fits the fact his own mother also has a lack of any character.

In either case you can say MGS5 does him a bit of justice though with how much screen time he has so you can see a different side of him.

Killing Liquid Snake was the biggest mistake Kojima has done, literally best Snake.

Lunatick
Lunatick

it's just staring at me through the window shouting now

@whereismyname
you can, but to a degree a lot of them are lactose intolerant, so giving them a lot is bad. a little to keep it going if it's been stuck outside for a while is fine.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Raving_Cute
Hi i just got back

@Lunatick
Go pet it one time for me

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

it's cause lactose is sugar, and cats can't digest sugar that well, so it enters the gut undigested, which draws water in and can cause diarrhea.
but if it hasn't eaten in a while, it will totally use that little bit of sugar fine.

@Garbage Can Lid
i petted it a bunch for everyone

i'm allergic to cats and now my eyes hurt

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Crazy_Nice
but i wasn't here for you to pet it for me

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

/r/equesting cat gore.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

this is actually pretty dank

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Booteefool
it got many pets, i'm not going back outside to pet it again, it will just hang around the window longer, lol

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Harmless_Venom
spoilered

MPmaster
MPmaster

Allergies smallergies. Make sure kitteh is fine and warm

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Lunatick
if it gets diarrhea and dies of dehydration its all on you

how tf does a cat shout

@Garbage Can Lid
from where

@Crazy_Nice
nigga you literally copypasted that fucking shit

it's lactose
the name of the sugar
that they cannot digest

if cats couldnt digest any sugar well they would die within days

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Fried_Sushi
huh, i wrote a timestamp thing so this wouldn't happen.

maybe the game it's stuck on was before the timestamp.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Raving_Cute
You need to be a huge weeaboo faggot to get the joke, I guess

SAITE sounds like SIGH TEH. Slang word meaning "the worst" or "it's the pits" or "crappy".

girlDog
girlDog

@Nude_Bikergirl
Wrong opinions
lel

All I do is correct you and tell you my opinion.

If you were to sum up my side correctly it'd amount to: MGS5 is a waste of time and has little bearing on the rest of the series.

Ocelots character is pretty well defined. If anything they dulled him down in MGS5. I'm not even sure what he's doing there. His job just seems to be to talk on the radio sometimes and argue with Miller sometimes.

The game is fine, yes. Just fine.

farquit
farquit

@Soft_member
good thing I'm not on that level Yet eh?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@King_Martha
http://www.vetstreet.com/our-pet-experts/whats-the-deal-with-cats-and-milk

educate yourself

happy_sad
happy_sad

@viagrandad
educate deez

off to class ttyl

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Sir_Gallonhead
At least post another photo if it does something

@King_Martha
gym

@Evil_kitten
Satisfied?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@haveahappyday
oki

5mileys
5mileys

second incarnation

cum2soon
cum2soon

oh god my eyes are burning

fuck you and your evil hairs kitty

w8t4u
w8t4u

arranged version

askme
askme

YOU DESERVES THIS ERIN!

Bidwell
Bidwell

@farquit
It ain't too bad

Then again my life is a mess

massdebater
massdebater

3rd incarnation

iluvmen
iluvmen

@w8t4u
your mom is a better arranged version than this shit

Inmate
Inmate

Save the kitty. Become the hero scotland needs.

idontknow
idontknow

@askme
for helping a kitty in need? :c

i took a piriton anyways

likme
likme

@iluvmen
i'm actually pretty okay with the arranged version, though i do like the more recent version i posted better, it seems to be his calling card song

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@girlDog
implying stupid opinions don't exist in which is just another way of saying WRONG opinions

has little bearing on the rest of the series
Except you know, the fact that isn't true at all.
I don't know how stupid you have to be to believe that, just because it isn't the real big boss doesn't change the fact that the events played out right then and there are indeed IMPORTANT.
It influenced MG1, MG2 and even MGS1 when liquid LITERALLY talks about him meeting up with Big Boss.

Pretty sure he spends his time torturing all the new prisoners and Huey for fun, besides he's utterly fucking gay for Big Boss pretty normal for one to become dull and calmed down when the love of your life is in base with you.

game is just fine
Then quit bitching faggot, literally this all occurred because YOU were bitching.
Just stop and shut the fuck up.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Do it like those strippers in heels that crushed those bunnies

She fucked their shit up tho

hairygrape
hairygrape

casper snapchatted me him talking to his kitty last night

jelly he gets to talk to kitties without his eyes going an hero

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@lostmypassword
Right so a 10 minute cutscene at the end of the game justifies 40 hours of filler mixed into a run of the mill revenge story with a poor antagonist.

I said at the start of this it was a good game. You literally cannot remember that far back.

Playboyize
Playboyize

erin pls hug

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Playboyize
*huggle*

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@idontknow
I kid. Also the only snaps I get sent from casper are him off his bonce. Does he ven do anything else?

Techpill
Techpill

Hug me now

Methshot
Methshot

@Deadlyinx
he sent me a pic of his house this morning captioned "mid life crisis"

i didn't really get it

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Gigastrength
i dont want to learn perl, but every cool thing in python is broken ;_;

they told me python was readable perl, but nothing ever works on it

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Techpill
*huggle*

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I am complete.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Hug my dick with your insides

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I wonder if Soto has ever taken it in the ass.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Methshot
lol, he is a weird creature. That is why we love him.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Sharpcharm
He isn't gay.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Skullbone
What does being gay have to do with that?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Methnerd
learn ren'py so you can make this VN people are designing

also if it's only got to run on servers, nothing in php is ever broken these days.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@hairygrape
an hero
an hero
an hero
an hero
What next, epic for the win?
roflcopter?

LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNGGGGGG.

Holy shit, this is why /b/ is the laughing stock of the shithole.

Holy shit this is why every board hates you faggot.>>382074

Evilember
Evilember

@Poker_Star
Reminds you a bit of MGS3, right?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Sharpcharm
Never have, never will

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Emberfire
blablabla im kroni im edgy give me attention blablabla

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Flameblow
Feed me more of them memes why don't you.
What next advice dog?

Oh god

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Evilember
reminds me of you being a fucking retard

WebTool
WebTool

Moogs pls

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@TalkBomber
@SniperWish

good night thread

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Evilember
No. As I've said, which you no doubt can't remember: MGS3 really makes you reflect on the rest of the franchise. The final cutscene is one of the most powerful moments the games has had. And it also answers questions people wanted answers to. How did Big Boss become evil? It didn't need an exact answer but it showed the beginnings of a downward spiral into insanity. Nobody cared why you killed him twice. It took 40 hours to explain a minor detail for two games nobody really gives a shit about in comparison to the rest of the franchise. I don't really think the loop needed to be closed. I think 3 was a perfect end to the series. It gave 1 and 2 weight while standing on it's own as a singular story.
@Firespawn
Coward.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Emberburn
learn ren'py so you can make this VN people are designing
wat, what novel and why?

PHP is PHP, id sooner write the rest of the code i ever write in lisp than write more than a handful of PHP lines

go seems kinda neat

RumChicken
RumChicken

@RavySnake

#destroyed

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@TurtleCat
aww

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Meant to type "bye".

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@LuckyDusty
people were writing VN paths for animus posters

TechHater
TechHater

@BlogWobbles
that's what you called me when you asked if i've ever came inside before

eGremlin
eGremlin

@DeathDog
he's not man enough to put a dick up his ass

smh tbh

@TechHater
Because you are.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@ZeroReborn
why

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@BinaryMan
idk, why not

FastChef
FastChef

people were writing VN paths for animus posters

JunkTop
JunkTop

@AwesomeTucker
sounds gay

you should learn python to help tho

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I want in on this VN, want to experience mad luls.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@JunkTop
na, i don't wanna

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

So we are still doing the VN thing?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I cant stop thinking about my 5-7
I feel super depressed that it's gone
nobody to talk to
going to be surrounded by guns and ammo all day today till Monday
out in the mountains/woods
I'm thinking about it again....

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@BunnyJinx
Would be autistically awesome luls

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@BlogWobbles
Your taste is so abysmal its only fitting you are also into furfag bullshit you dumb ass motherfucker.

Whatever nigger, I have a LIFE.
So I'll be busy occupying my time to playing destiny, I can't be fucked to listen anymore of your gibberish any further.

Go back to your penis tugging you fucking furfag.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Fuzzy_Logic
Your taste is so abysmal
I'll be busy occupying my time to playing destiny

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@BunnyJinx
I demand a Vanilla Manaka route

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

i have a life
so i'll be busy playing video games

wat

one of these things is not like the other

whereismyname
whereismyname

that too

Nojokur
Nojokur

I want to do Smiles.

oh yeah I also want to play Smiles route

Illusionz
Illusionz

Love you guys. I wish you all the best in life.
If you see my old 5-7 anywhere. Let it know I still love it just has much as I did before.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Kinda want to do the Goggles route but it's that one generic tsundere ending with a half assed sex scene

Not worth all the reading imo

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Supergrass
go choke on trap dick

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Illusionz
You gonna kill yourself?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@eGremlin
i just really don't want to risk kittens

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Stupidasole
ive got a m8 in the marines, when hes not with his GF hes either exercising or playing vidya non-stop, and i mean non-stop

12 hour long marathons of that shit

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Stark_Naked
You can't get me pregnant if you fuck my ass pussy.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Dreamworx
R-Rude!~

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Raving_Cute
sounds like he's doing things right to be honest

@Nude_Bikergirl
that's true, but maybe i just want to pull out and spill my shame juice down your back

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Nojokur
I'm probably not going to be in the VN.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Garbage Can Lid
Why not both?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Fried_Sushi
you are with drugs, it's just going to take a bit, you'll be our next OD

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Booteefool
not sure if i have that kind of stamina anymore, i mean after all the times i fuck your mouth i'm gonna be pretty sore

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Crazy_Nice
Me neither. I can't really imagine anyone knowing me well enough to write a fair amount of dialogue.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Harmless_Venom
Way to be a sensitive bitch btw

@Sir_Gallonhead
lmao no one really cares about you Mordin
You're too new
You always will be

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Sir_Gallonhead
They would just ask for input about yourself.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Boy_vs_Girl
you're mistaken, i'm indifferent to both of your deaths

Spamalot
Spamalot

@King_Martha
Johnny is that you?

girlDog
girlDog

@Boy_vs_Girl
Rude! Are you bullying me again now?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Spamalot
no but keep guessing :^)

farquit
farquit

I can't imagine anyone putting enough time and effort into making a VN

viagrandad
viagrandad

HOW IS THAT EVEN BULLYING?

WHAT THE FUCK?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Lord_Tryzalot
Not many can reach my standards.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@viagrandad
I'm sure smiles cares about me.

5mileys
5mileys

@happy_sad
i believe that but i'd just be a little tired for my next fuck is all, after you were used up

cum2soon
cum2soon

NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY

takes2long
takes2long

@haveahappyday
I'm just being real with you
I'm still new too

w8t4u
w8t4u

No. No matter how much I want to I will never kill myself. I will die of my own ignorance at most.
I'm simply just sad and wish everyone here the best.

askme
askme

@5mileys
That is so hot.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@takes2long
I... I thought you cares about me...

massdebater
massdebater

Cared*
Frick!

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Dreamworx
Is it gonna be yours?

Inmate
Inmate

Who cares about who's new or not?

likme
likme

@Inmate
Lurk moar

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Why does this VN even need H-scenes.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Inmate
Have you gotten the recommended amount of sleep?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@lostmypassword
Why else would anyone play it other than Manaka's awkward anal scene?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@lostmypassword
Because this is animus

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Bidwell
I care about you Mordin
That's why i don't ever sugarcoat it and just tell you straight up cause i don't want to lie to you
I care too much about you to lie to you

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@likme
@likme
@likme
@likme
@likme
@likme
Gotta be an oldfag like me.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@hairygrape
Do you read books for erotica?

@Poker_Star
There's general lewdness but nothing that would be considered H.

Techpill
Techpill

@Deadlyinx
Yeah okay :^)

@kizzmybutt
I gotten some sleep
I promise

@likme
No

Methshot
Methshot

@Techpill
no?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Techpill
Did I miss the part where people were cybering in thread?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@askme
thought you might like that you side bitch, don't worry though, i'd still come back eventually

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Techpill
Hmm okay then. I'll be off to catch up on my sleep now. Have a good one today.
p.s. I'd h-scene you ;^)

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@TreeEater
Lucky me

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

How many people are going to jack off to Wish's route sex scene?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Sharpcharm
JUST GRIM

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Sharpcharm
Scenes*

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Sharpcharm
I'm not into guys, sorry.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Carnalpleasure
damn right you are

@SniperWish
this pic related

Emberfire
Emberfire

@lostmypassword
If it doesn't then it's not worth playing

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Methnerd
You're right, they just get aroused in thread, and then take it elsewhere.

@PackManBrainlure
Goodnight

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Snarelure
aight then

@Skullbone
AIGHT THEN

@Burnblaze
You're going to miss out on Tim Hortons, boipussy, and Meese

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Emberfire

What if... guys what if...

The thread.. guys.. the thread.. was the VN all along@!!!!

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Flameblow
somehow i imagine that's part of the fun for you

RavySnake
RavySnake

WebTool
WebTool

Goggles I love you.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@TalkBomber
Oh no, you're becoming self aware.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

what if we really are a hologram

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@WebTool
Bridal carry him irl

RumChicken
RumChicken

@SniperWish
What makes you think that?

StonedTime
StonedTime

*fucks thread in the ass*

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@TurtleCat
skynet.chat: ayy babe, can I go down your route?;

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@CouchChiller
Hello there.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@TalkBomber
You're asking too many of the right questions

You're gonna get taken away by the men in suits

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@RumChicken
maybe it's all the piercings in your fursona analog, or maybe you just seem like a massive fuckboi to me

TechHater
TechHater

@CouchChiller
ayy babe, can I go down your "route"?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@VisualMaster
skynet.chat: cyber me irl;

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@eGremlin
You have to win me over first, say some compliments, and ask again.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@ZeroReborn
nu uh

FastChef
FastChef

JunkTop
JunkTop

@DeathDog
Here come the men in black~
Galaxy defenders~

@TechHater
no

@BinaryMan
skynet.chat: Your eyes compliment you lovely attitude;

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@AwesomeTucker
whatever you say sweetcheeks

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@JunkTop
You are such a flirt, but we hardly know each other.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@PurpleCharger
:(

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

such a flirt, but we hardly know each other.
Go in for the kill clocky, it's plugins are exposed

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@CodeBuns
skynet.chat: You're absolutely right. We should get to know each other over dinner;

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@StrangeWizard
Why, thank you!

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Fuzzy_Logic
skynet.chat: Anytime, doll;

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@New_Cliche
Hmm...

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@BunnyJinx
-rapes the angry out of you-

whereismyname
whereismyname

@ZeroReborn
He seems like an autistic little bitch.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Stupidasole
Well now I'm traumatized.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

The Goggles route would be so bland tho

The tsundere front he/she/it/[REDACTED]'s puts up can be cute at times but gets old very quickly
Your personality is like a 6/10

If you HAD to do it to unlock another posters route, I would probably do it tho

Supergrass
Supergrass

@whereismyname
much better than you at least

@Nojokur
-rapes the trauma out of you-

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Spazyfool
what are some route's you'd like best?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Spazyfool
your personality is like a 6/10
Hurry up and rate everyone's personality, I'm interested.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Spazyfool
Oh oh, what would my route be like??

@Illusionz
I have faith

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Supergrass
I don't think it works that way.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Need_TLC
probably won't stop me from repeated attempts

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Raving_Cute
You're a sick man.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Spazyfool
whats my route?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Soto, why do you keep commenting on me when I never asked for it?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Nude_Bikergirl
yup

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

good night thread

6:27am

sometimes it feels like luka is fucking hopeless

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Garbage Can Lid
comment rape.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Lord_Tryzalot
he's a creep even when it's not lewd.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Worlds is on. I cheer for IG!

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Boy_vs_Girl
did you make picks for the riven skin?

@Sir_Gallonhead
kinda wonder how my path would go
in that hypothetical vn

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Boy_vs_Girl
Why you not support EU's greatest hope

Spamalot
Spamalot

@MPmaster
I've never seen anyone actively interested in rageaholics.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Spamalot
I feel like a zombie
1.5hours of sleep
too tired to be mad at you

girlDog
girlDog

@MPmaster
I didn't. I don't really play riven anyway.
@King_Martha
I was actually surprised that the analyst desk all voted for fnatic. kakao and rookie are my favourite koreans. I feel like they'll just smash fnatic unless fnatics botlane can actually make a difference.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Soft_member
But you would be.

farquit
farquit

@girlDog
KR are still only human ^^

viagrandad
viagrandad

@girlDog
did you see her new "edge" mechanic they are testing?

@Evil_kitten

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Dreamworx
Sabrina
A nice story a little bit of drama yet kind of sad. Vanilla as fuck h scenes. Happy ending and good feels

Wish
Typical "Oujou-sama" bullshit yet you can't help it cause she's adorably stuck up. Turns out she acts like she knows it all yet has no friends and always bosses you around, eventually shit goes 0 to 100 nigga real quick and turns out shes a freak and there's some pretty intense h scenes

Erin
I kind of wish i would be a ble to get a good ending but i'm pretty fucking sure it's gonna end in me getting together with Erin cause she lets me drink and do drugs etc, we end up doing some together and eventually become addicts, lose everything we had, and end up living under some bridge in LA

There's a couple others

@Garbage Can Lid
Cause you're a bitch lmao

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@viagrandad
I wouldn't go down your route. You're not my type.

@happy_sad
At Least you're not as trash as sergi.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@viagrandad
i league of legends'd you or something.

5mileys
5mileys

@viagrandad
I saw that they were adding it because someone mentioned it but I didn't really read much about it yet. Are they trying to add a lot more gimmicks to the game recently?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@haveahappyday
You're my favorite sub Goggles

takes2long
takes2long

@haveahappyday
why do you keep commenting on me when I never asked for it?

askme
askme

@haveahappyday
you're pretty boring yourself

@SomethingNew
why?

@5mileys
It's a nerf in the guise of a new mechanic.

massdebater
massdebater

@askme
luka told me to.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@w8t4u
stop that

Inmate
Inmate

@massdebater
why

@Bidwell
ask anyone here
my left nut has more personality than you

idontknow
idontknow

@Inmate
dunno.

likme
likme

The Goggles route would be so bland tho
The tsundere front he/she/it/[REDACTED]'s puts up can be cute at times but gets old very quickly
Your personality is like a 6/10
If you HAD to do it to unlock another posters route, I would probably do it tho

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@idontknow
ok.

start playing. get level 3 and we will be able to play together.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@likme
lol

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Inmate
Alright, chill out mate.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@likme
Booo say something new

Playboyize
Playboyize

cold
thirsty
make iced coffee
freeze

am smart

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@hairygrape

@Playboyize
at least your belly is filled with cold fluid now

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@likme
To be honest, your personality is by far the most insufferable I've seen, don't think even sci reaches your level.

Techpill
Techpill

@lostmypassword
see now you're doing it! fine i'll get to level three or whatever.

Methshot
Methshot

@Gigastrength
Isn't that already filled with acid?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Gigastrength
I thought it was neat how you were fine to talk to until I said I wasn't into you then you got salty. I didn't think you wanted my fixation.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Deadlyinx
Thanks man, I appreciate it

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Techpill
I predict you will quit before you reach level 20

@Methshot
not filled.
just laced.

but it's cold acid now

@Methnerd
funny

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

F

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@PackManBrainlure
Everythings cold now

@Carnalpleasure
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

Snarelure
Snarelure

@PackManBrainlure
i kinda want to quit right now but whatever, i'll play a little longer.

Skullbone
Skullbone

anybody know why 4chan X is broken?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@TreeEater
Your personality literally revolves around you blogging about yourself, every topic always seems to end up reflecting about your life, your friends, or your experiences you're so full of yourself its fucking pathetic and beyond an annoyance.
No one gives a fuck about your face, no one gives a fuck about the cons you go to, no one gives a fuck about wishing to drink with others, no one gives a fuck about YOU as a human being and what you have experiences, currently experiencing or future experiences you may wish to have.

Jesus fuck do you have any depth outside of drinking, doing drugs and hanging out with people just as shit as you?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Skullbone
Kikes

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Burnblaze
Go Kroni!

Evilember
Evilember

Good thread

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Evilember
[hug]

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Skullbone
What version do you have?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Firespawn
Tell me your fantasies.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Burnblaze
Sounds about right

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Flameblow
ccd0 1.11.10.6

RavySnake
RavySnake

@SniperWish
I think update, mine says 1.11.11.2

WebTool
WebTool

@RavySnake
which build tho

cause when i go to ccd0's github and install most recent, it says it's 1.11.10.8

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@SniperGod
no way!

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

ah, there we go, ccd0 1.11.10.8 works

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@TurtleCat
Do it.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@TalkBomber
And without surprise a sci tier response when you are put into the spotlight when it revolves around anything that isn't associated with that kiddie pool depth you wallow in, your personality is so shallow this is all it can muster.

But I suppose you fit in perfectly with the rest of these faggots who aren't much better.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@WebTool
https://github.com/ccd0/4chan-x
You don't see 4chan X v1.11.11.3 ?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@LuckyDusty
nnnnnnnnnnhhhhh

DeathDog
DeathDog

@VisualMaster
Do it.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@VisualMaster
I"m still positive this faggot is desu.

eGremlin
eGremlin

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@TechHater
.-.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@BinaryMan
dont like kawaii tats?

FastChef
FastChef

@AwesomeTucker
Terribru.

My Asuka tatt will be better

JunkTop
JunkTop

who would have the best VN route

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@CouchChiller
I would die.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

You should've capped Lamia girl 'cause you know she's best
yeah nah you can go fall of a cliff

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Yay furiosa

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@StonedTime
oh yeah.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@CodeBuns
Lmfao god damn

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@FastChef
tattottittet
you getting that?
iunno if I want one

@JunkTop
casper

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@StrangeWizard
Ohio.

@New_Cliche
Naw doubt i'd get anything weeb. Probs something T&S or son related. But I dunno. I need to go to a tatt store/get a tatt book and investigate further,.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Ignoramus
VLC's grabbin' frames nice and shiny. I'll send you the raw folder when it's done if you want.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Ignoramus
Make sure to pick right.
have a giant red england cross all over your chest

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Stupidasole
Oh that would be lovely! I would just like it for having its sake. She is yours after all :)

Damn, I wanna re-watch that now heh.

sup?

@whereismyname
being a nationalist peice of trash

lol no thanks. This may be england but this isnt England.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Nojokur
It's ok, hon. I'm not territorial or anything. They're just pictures.

I'm watching/framegrabbing the DVD on my laptop while I do tedious work on the office PC. Fun in the sun! How about you, dear? Got the day off?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@DeathDog
okay but it has to be on steam

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Fuzzy_Logic
how can you fall for a hoes cheap tricks that easily.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Spazyfool
This seems like a trap

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Supergrass
I just want her to crush me like a boa constrictor, is that so much to ask? I'm sure you can relate.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Nojokur
It can also be for crusadin'

@Dreamworx
fucking how

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Illusionz
Finished a shift today, doign a cover tomorrow, then after that I am off until tuesday. Sunday is the Dolphins/Jets @ Wembley. Gonna shout for the Dolphs with my Brady jersey :P

dankie!

Hey! that sounds like a not too bad day at the office. Had the "talk" yet?

@Stark_Naked
AGAINST THE INFIDELS! Thank allah for Putin.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Stark_Naked
Not sure.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Raving_Cute
(because you'd have to add sci)

Lunatick
Lunatick

Sometimes I like to imagine I'm being mugged and the person stabs me before running off.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Nude_Bikergirl
Oh yes. That.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Need_TLC
putin will save us all!

@Raving_Cute
Everyone is a girl until proven otherwise

@Lunatick
I swear I had the exact same thought this day but the mugger being a girl and doing the thing

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Lunatick
with their willy

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Crazy_Nice
"Doing the thing"?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Booteefool
in the ear

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Harmless_Venom
y'know.
burds n bees n stuff

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Fried_Sushi
nah that's just gay.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Booteefool
@Sir_Gallonhead
Jesus, what is wrong with you people?

Why can't a guy fantasize about being stabbed to death without it being sexual?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@MPmaster
everything is sexual all of the time

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Crazy_Nice
What the fuck would I want from a woman?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Crazy_Nice
Glorious Orthodox Paladin.

girlDog
girlDog

@Need_TLC
Neat! Is Papa going too?
I haven't popped the question yet. This was just not the week to do it, I'm afraid. But...by next week I'll have a huge list of messes I cleaned up, which should help my case.

@Lunatick
I always imagine throwing my bag in their face, then kicking them in the gut and upper cutting their head clean off.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Spamalot
definitely not to fuck them

farquit
farquit

@Boy_vs_Girl
I guess that makes me a flaming homo

viagrandad
viagrandad

@MPmaster
loneliness

@Spamalot
milk

@Soft_member
Constantinople is Greek!

happy_sad
happy_sad

anal

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@King_Martha
Whatever you say, Sigmund.

@girlDog
Nah, I just wanna bleed out in the rain over a shitty phone and £100 in tens.

@viagrandad
Gaaay

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Evil_kitten
No never.
@viagrandad
Lactose intolerant.

5mileys
5mileys

@Spamalot
The cure to your jungle fever.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@SomethingNew
putting your penis in a girl would be gross

takes2long
takes2long

@SomethingNew
I'm pretty sure I saw you eat cheese when I was at your place.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@takes2long
I suffer for it

askme
askme

@girlDog
Yip he going. He lived that dream of Cowboys last year. Think this gonna be a yearly thing. Bit disappoint because no Pats but the games we going to are cool enough.
Travelling down to the Capital on saturday morning and should be back in the wee morning of monday :3
Pop excite.
He knows london well, thankfully, being a resident there for alot of his youth,
MORE MESES(i know you don't want me to say that) But the more the better to make you look awesome! And yeeee timing is errything.
Keep me posted! Whats the plan for your day? Anything nice?

@viagrandad
Turkish

Bidwell
Bidwell

@w8t4u
A sad life you have.

massdebater
massdebater

@Bidwell
I cri

iluvmen
iluvmen

@haveahappyday
no mean

@SomethingNew
I thought only asians had that

@askme
turks are not real people

Inmate
Inmate

@haveahappyday
Silly Yam.

@askme
Hm...no plans today, but someone special's taking me out for some expensive Italian food Friday night!

idontknow
idontknow

@iluvmen
I am Asian.

likme
likme

@massdebater
Is there a way for you to not have that issue?

@idontknow
Bitch, you're whiter than pancake batter.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Inmate
It's been a dream of mine to be stabbed to death since I was like 16.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@iluvmen
And neither are Belgians, your point?

@Inmate
Anything in mind what you fancy?

Ompfh I would die for some caramalised onions draped over goats cheese and bruchetta! and then a Seafood pasta ^.^ italian nice.
Y'all had chance to bail for lunch yet?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@likme
I'm japanese. Ahola.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@idontknow
I just cannot think of a life without milk
its not possible

@kizzmybutt
a decent casus belli

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@lostmypassword
May I ask what you find appealing about it?

@kizzmybutt
Someone told me the place we're going has great lobster ravioli, so I think I'll try that. But what you mentioned sounds fantastic too. I might see if they have anything like that.

I'm probably not going to take a lunch today. I did get breakfast though.

I'm going to re-do the frame grabs. The aspect ratio is all mooshed on the ones I have.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

White people can have lactose intolerance too, I have it.

Techpill
Techpill

@Poker_Star

@Playboyize
In my culture we prefer to drink the blood of a whale.

Methshot
Methshot

@Gigastrength
I'm not sure. Morbid curiosity, a desire to have a less normal death, a desire to be noticed and looked after and worried about.

I'm a pretty rubbish person.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Techpill
You remind me of the black cat in this comic.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Methnerd
except blacksad is badass and decisive

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Methnerd
How so?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@TreeEater
Hey fuck you

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@PackManBrainlure
You're a grump.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Playboyize
We should just totally stab Caesar.

@Gigastrength
The bruchett/onions/cheese is a starter over here. SO you could lobster ravioli as main. AND tirimasu dessert :3

The last resteraunt we went to, italian, which was 3 weeks ago, had a crooner singing live italian/sinatra songs.
Parents mentioned it was my bday
had crooner sing a song at me specially
awkward.

I want italian foods now :3

I had a caramalised onion and brie sammich earlier tho

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Sharpcharm
I'm a great guy.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Skullbone
I wonder if that's ever going to stop being a thing.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Carnalpleasure
go ahead

@Skullbone
@Burnblaze
stops being a thing for everyone eventually, enjoy it while you can

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Burnblaze
Until you say something worse, no.
@Emberburn
Spread 'em.

Evilember
Evilember

@Techpill
disgusting

@Snarelure
Indeed, he is a major biggus dickus and killing our republic.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Methshot
I'm a pretty rubbish person.
I don't think you are, Yam. It's ok to want things. Even morbid or weird things.

@Snarelure
Ha ha! You got crooned!

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Emberfire
To be fair I was extremely drunk.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Firespawn
Anyway, enough about me-

How's life treating you?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Evilember
Racist.
@Flameblow
I know. I had to decipher what the fuck you typed.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Evilember
You have a problem...with...biggus....dickus?

@Firespawn
I know, it was awesome... I crooned my pants....

RavySnake
RavySnake

Few posts before bed

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@farquit
sure are. but then again you used to be a chloe fag.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@WebTool
It's okay. You're a great guy.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@TalkBomber
To serve and protect.

@SniperWish
*loud laughter*

StonedTime
StonedTime

@SniperGod
Hm...things are slowly getting less stressful. At work, anyway. I'm also trying to decide what I want to do for Halloween. Are you doing anything?

@SniperWish
Baba ba boo, da da da doooo.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@LuckyDusty
Go away white devil.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@BlogWobbles
I'm a great guy.

DeathDog
DeathDog

I lied

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@StonedTime
I'm gonna watch spooky movies every night until Halloween and then watch ALL THE SPOOKY MOVIES on Halloween night.

TechHater
TechHater

RTZs twitter

eGremlin
eGremlin

@CouchChiller
I'm not white

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@eGremlin
wtf are you?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@LuckyDusty

@StonedTime

FastChef
FastChef

@BinaryMan
Of Indonesian-Chinese-Dutch descent.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Emberfire
-spreads them-

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@VisualMaster
god don't make it sound so depressing

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@RumChicken
not your fault that you keep falling for cheap hoe tricks.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@PurpleCharger
It's a joke.

@CodeBuns
Don't be like that, babe.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

-shakes-

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@FastChef
Impure mutt.
@JunkTop
Thanks only had to beg you on Steam.
@CodeBuns

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@BunnyJinx
C'mon, let's me real here.
Her boobs come off.
How is that not a cheap trick?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@StrangeWizard
Do you still host TC anymore?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@AwesomeTucker
demo-senpaai

@Fuzzy_Logic
Racist.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Stupidasole
You got me.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@New_Cliche
it was just a little teasing.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Ignoramus
Occasionally, why?

@Stupidasole
:333333333

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Illusionz
Kind of miss them.
I would ask to do it now if I were not in my underpants.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Spazyfool
I can always link it in an hour or more.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Supergrass
Maybe tonight. I work in a few hours and am just going to lounge for now.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Nojokur
And then she falls for him
And joins the harem like all the others :D

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@whereismyname
Feels good.

@Illusionz
I demand more demo vids

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Fried_Sushi
yeah but then again anyone who manages to make a zombies heart throb must be special.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Dreamworx
Perhaps.

@Stark_Naked

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Fuzzy_Logic
what about steam? -waits in anticipation-

Lunatick
Lunatick

@ZeroReborn
Fuuuuun. I usually watch the spookies with some friends, but everyone's been so busy lately. I hope we can get together soon. I wanna see that new Del Toro movie too!

@AwesomeTucker
Please tell me that was his hand or something...

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Nude_Bikergirl
I don't know. I'm confused.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Lunatick
I am sure it was their hand but also @Illusionz

:3 mew mew

Booteefool
Booteefool

Sorry user I thought I was flirting with someone else. You're still cute though.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Garbage Can Lid
-rapes the confusion out of you too-

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Booteefool
and you're still a grumpy furry dyke poster, but i guess we can get along for now

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Crazy_Nice
♥ squeaky kitty roars

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Booteefool
yeah his way of typing words are real cute.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Fucking Viper4Android holy shit

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Lord_Tryzalot
We come from two different worlds but the sexual attraction is undeniable.
@Boy_vs_Girl
Yours too

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Sir_Gallonhead

They are the cutest little monsters. Like my little jaguar.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Lunatick
New Del Toro mmovei?

girlDog
girlDog

@Soft_member
crimson peak

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@King_Martha
t-t-thanks...

farquit
farquit

@King_Martha
Let's just keep this simple though, no need to involve dedication or responsibility.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Soft_member
Crimson Peak! Spoopies!

@Spamalot
How's the spoiled little duder?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Evil_kitten
No problem cutie.
@farquit
That's preferable.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@happy_sad
Hey what's the most confusing day in the ghetto

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@haveahappyday
Labor Day?

5mileys
5mileys

@SomethingNew
That's one punchline for the joke i guess

cum2soon
cum2soon

@5mileys
What was the actual punchline?

takes2long
takes2long

@girlDog
@viagrandad
Ooh, that looks neat. Gonna check it out.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@cum2soon

http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/random/53297-what-s-the-most-confusing-day-in-the-ghetto-fathers-day

askme
askme

@w8t4u
Oh that was my second guess I swear.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@viagrandad
Just walked in from being outside. Gave him some noms and poured myself a rum. Yay rum. Need to get some tequila.

massdebater
massdebater

@askme
I believe you.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@takes2long
looks top

Inmate
Inmate

@takes2long
I wanna see The Walk in IMAX just 'cause I'm terrified of heights and it's supposed to be vertigo-inducing.

@Bidwell
I could go for some bourbon and mineral water.

idontknow
idontknow

I DON'T WANNA DO HOME WORK

likme
likme

TC ANYONE?

@Inmate
http://boards.4chan.org/wsg/thread/740496

I would love a nice scotch about now. But I have Rum. Kinda wanna get buzzed but not too drunk.

You shoudl treat yourself to a whiskey when you finish yo shift.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

That feel when you're actually good at writing research papers

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Next to numlock and capslock what is the 3rd light? It's on and I can't use some buttons.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@kizzmybutt
Scroll lock?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Found it. But I can't type "C" in the chat on my game now.

@hairygrape
^

Playboyize
Playboyize

ohayou.........

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@lostmypassword
You can write mine for me if you want

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@likme
I left a comment. Now to wait for the MRAs to get upset.

Techpill
Techpill

close a fuckton of tabs
down to 72 tabs
still using 8 fucking GB of RAM
fucking chromium

Methshot
Methshot

@Deadlyinx
MRAs?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Techpill
using chrome

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Gigastrength
Not enough time :x
I'm doing most of the work for my group because I want to get a good grade

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Methnerd
chromium, not chrome

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Methshot
Men's Rights Activists

They think Fury Road is a radical feminist propaganda film because Furiosa has a vagina.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Carnalpleasure
Ah I see. men can go to fucking hell. ♥Feminism.

I am all for it.

no lies.

Snarelure
Snarelure

papyrus, do you want anything?

Skullbone
Skullbone

I have a penis, and boy do I love having it.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

my fucking 2012 card outperforms an r9 285
now faster than the pricier nvidia card that was trashing it at the time
AMD a best

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Skullbone
playing with penises is fun

Emberfire
Emberfire

OHAYOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Firespawn
Firespawn

ohayouu

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Sharpcharm
The thing is, you'd think they'd be happy with whatever feminism is portrayed in the film. Furiosa doesn't bark orders at Max or get into stupid arguments about girls being better than boys. There's so little dialogue between the two, but their body language conveys that they know they don't have time to bicker and just do what they have to do to accomplish the mission. Sometimes he has to do stuff that requires certain kinds of strength, and sometimes it's vice-versa.

The only thing that could be mistaken for "radical feminism" by MRA guys is the idea that the girls are fleeing sex slavery. I just see that as Humanism. Nux frees himself from being a pawn of war too. People forget that. People aren't property is the theme of the film.

@Skullbone
Seems like there are some advantages to having one. Easier maintenance and peeing standing up, for instance.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Firespawn
Konichiwa o/

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Flameblow
:(

RavySnake
RavySnake

The ice cream is all mine.

WebTool
WebTool

@TalkBomber
\o/

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@SniperGod
The thing that aggros me about the MRAs is that they are essentially saying "Hey, sex slavery is right, stop wanting freedom you whores!!!! booooooo!!!!!!".

Meninists/MRAs are as bad if not WORSRE than militant fems.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@SniperWish
chu

@RavySnake
NOT IF I -shakes-

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Burnblaze
You have a 280X.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Ik word's ochtends om elf uur wakker en dan doe ik niks de hele dag

StonedTime
StonedTime

@SniperWish
*pet*

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@BlogWobbles
*bops your head*

@StonedTime
/licks

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@BlogWobbles
stooohohohohohohop

@RumChicken
You wake up at eleven and then do nothing all day?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@RavySnake
eeeeeh! rustag

@WebTool
You seem in a good mood ^^

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@VisualMaster
yeah actually that's fairly accurate sometimes

TechHater
TechHater

@TurtleCat
Agreed. I don't like people who deal in extremes or absolutes. Stripping anyone of agency over their own life - male or female - is fundamentally disgusting. It's just that simple. *shrug*

eGremlin
eGremlin

@CouchChiller
hi nezi, how you?

@VisualMaster

skynet.play: Taylor Swift Shake It Off;

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

so glad i never have to deal with a period because i have a ballsac

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@CouchChiller
hows my nezzles?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Anybody who feels strongly about anything is an idiot. Anybody who doesn't feel strongly about anything is also an idiot. You're all idiots. I'm an idiot. Everyone's an idiot. I'm going to bed.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@TechHater
I live my life in opposition of absolutes. Everything is subjective or contextual. Except pedophilia. That shit is always wrong.

Nothing wrong with women wanting to feel as valued as men is there?

Nope.

Fucking patriachy a shit.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@eGremlin
Good.

Leaving for class soon.

@BinaryMan
@BinaryMan
@BinaryMan
@BinaryMan
@BinaryMan
@BinaryMan
@BinaryMan
@BinaryMan
@BinaryMan

@AwesomeTucker
see aboove

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@PurpleCharger
Sleep tight, Yam. ♥

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@DeathDog
N'avond!

@ZeroReborn
Now you know the Dutch way of saying it :3

@eGremlin
taylor a shit

@PurpleCharger
sweet dreams

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@PurpleCharger
I feel strongly that if anyone who feels strongly that everyone who feels strongly is an idiot, you're an idiot

Sweet dreams <3

@StrangeWizard
Heey you can keep the ice cream, I stil need to have dinner

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@BunnyJinx
Good class?

@StrangeWizard
Ur a fucking knob. Ayyyyy bbb wanna fugg?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@PurpleCharger
Sounds like something an underage child would write.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Ignoramus
i hope your guts spill out of your asshole next time you take a shit

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Stupidasole
Sorry to disappoint, but I don't eat spicy food.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@New_Cliche
Taylor's got killer legs. Paint me jelly.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@whereismyname
pussy

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Fuzzy_Logic
its almost achtuurjournaal
quickly nom!

@New_Cliche
Im a fucking bob

@whereismyname
pussy

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Nojokur
The pins that make yo spin. I'd let her write a song about me if I could pound that... ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

fave song 1989

skynet.play: Taylor Swift Welcome to New York;

@Spazyfool
bb pls \o/

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@whereismyname
yea you'd stick to sweet's you fat pussy

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@SniperGod
Sometimes he has to do stuff that requires certain kinds of strength, and sometimes it's vice-versa.
sometimes its vice versa
Sorry to disappoint you but there is only one kind of strength and men obviously being the superior beings in terms of using it.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Spazyfool
Oeh! Wouldn't want to miss that

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Illusionz
@Spazyfool
Why would you eat spicy shit?
Why?
For what purpose, are you masochistic?
Do you enjoy feeling your tongue being fucking burnt your tastebuds being fucked with and only tasting the depths of hell?

Spicy shit is so pointless its stupid it doesn't add flavor it LITERALLY takes it away and puts you in pain.
I spit out anything that is even slightly spicy.

Booteefool
Booteefool

KICKIN HARD FROM BACK TO THE FRONT FRONT TO THE BACK CLUBHEADS IN THE HOUSE CAUSING A HEART ATTACK

skynet.play: dj fleego would you save me;

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Garbage Can Lid
are you masochistic
yes

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Garbage Can Lid
it requires you to suffer a little to enjoy it, you seem to be completely foreign to this concept in general though, judging from how shallow your interactions are

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Crazy_Nice
@Nude_Bikergirl
bait
I don't even know how, but ok...
In terms of strength its unanimous that men are stronger, faster, more intelligent and even that MEN are the top chefs, MEN are the top fashion designers, MEN are the top home designers, MEN, MEN, MEN.

But ok.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Fried_Sushi
imma bb gun

@Lunatick
watcha gonna eat?

@Garbage Can Lid
Ultimate Pussy confirmed

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Garbage Can Lid
lol you sound like a little bitch

girlDog
girlDog

@Crazy_Nice
Ya beat me to it.

@Fried_Sushi
/fa/ as fuq.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

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@Soft_member
@Soft_member
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farquit
farquit

@Dreamworx
having a BAD TIME

happy_sad
happy_sad

@King_Martha
Sorry for not being a faggot who enjoys pain.

The act of eating is suppose to be a PLEASURABLE act, if I have to be in pain to eat then yeah no, go away freak.

Get your masochism away from me.

takes2long
takes2long

@MPmaster
Just waitin to go off.

@girlDog
Does it make your /fa/ go crazy.... does it make your /fa/gina wet xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Playboyize
Playboyize

@BunnyJinx
oh, tata

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@MPmaster
I made myself a yummy burger

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