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Now thread image haha
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Drama Llamas, I tell you.
This is my impression of Skyentist and my conversation just before he hung up to damage control.
"So you actually talked to Bard about his big cock?"
Nobody said anything about it being big, Scientist.
"I'm pretty sure someone just now said that Bard had a big hot throbbing cock that I want to smother my face with."
Wow, okay. Uh... I-I'm not really sure I wish to continue this conversa-
"I'm not making it up, I swear someone said 'Bard's massive swollen juicy erection that I want to shove up my ass.'"
Scientist, I think you shou-
"Gotta go damage control now."
You said, "Tell IKT I said hi and also that I'm better than him."
I've been holding down shift to type all of that too lmao
Nin why haven't you called me yet?
ikt I would gladly take mod and clean up that shit, it's easy as fuck and I'd kill anyone on site for breaking rules that everyone should know
I've told Erin/kittens this many times
Hell, I have real mod experience too
Ikt why are you such a bitch?
Don't tell me what to do!
okay... there's some similarity in that impression but... i think maybe it's exaggerated a bit.
No. It's pretty accurate.
Nin do you do drugs?
Get it sorted then, you're not getting my account.
your depiction has me looking rude about cocklust but i'm really not!
I've tried and tried plenty of times but every time the type of subject is brought up and I prove them wrong they 'have to go now' or 'couldn't handle the thread'.
I don't want your account.
Goodnight Sorry if I sound like an asshole btw
I'm turning my computer off but I'll be on Steam mobile for you bb
Ban me you sweatshop working looking Vietnamese nigger
Id say good night, but youll never sleep.
See you then
where the hell did blood-chan go?
Oh also to be good should be meaning you will call people out on their shit like I did
just my opinion
I'd actually probably pass out if we talked for a minute like I always do lmao
Every Saturday morning, Anthony Soto rolls out of bed, ashamed to face another day filled with the waking nightmare called his consciousness. After evacuating his bowels and bladder while still on the floor, Soto scoops some of his foamy beer shit into his hand and begins to rub it on his dick.
"Just gotta get off once before the nightmare really sets in," he thinks to himself.
"Just one real one is all ask, God. I beg of you," he screams with tears in his eyes as a little dribble of his sterile-from-stds semen dribbles out of his cock head.
You are though.
goes to bed
say youre leaving to steam
who is random user ranting about mod
She gets distracted easily, she probably ran off to pet a kitten passing by
They're user. It doesn't matter.
i'm very polite!
Probably somebody important and vital to the community :-)
After crying for several minutes after his first and only true orgasm of the day Soto gets off the floor and puts his clothes on. Soto doesn't believe in bathing, "What's the use of taking a shower? You can never wash the decades of filth and degradation off this body." Soto then sits in his chair and gets onto the internet to look at child porn and shit post for the next 12 hours.
That's my best guess anyway.
At least I'm not fucking underaged children in this one
my head hurts now but
500 less or 500 more than overflow seems to do it so that it is still somehow within the 0-999 limit but somehow not
I have no idea
there used to be another place that crashed the server when you did stuff but they closed it down
this game so buggy
IT'S NOT MY FAULT I DON'T SMOKE PAUL MALLS
After his dick is completely rubbed raw and his hands are coated in a fine powder of dead skin from his cancer riddled penis, Soto decides that he has time to go rummage in the dumpster outside his favorite seafood restaurant.
"Maybe they'll have some left over shrimp," Soto thinks to himself as he staggers out the door.
8chon did not like the webm
running into all the bugs ;;
There was drama or something?
Soto is a pedobully.
But you are.
Just give it time, dammit. These take a certain level of concentration and word smithing to write properly.
i never lie!
Sorry child but reading through the gibberish you all post just makes me fall asleep since its so mundane and garbage
Even your "Drama" is boring step it up you stupid faggot.
That is a lie.
another aussie faggot
Can you stupid faggots go back to fighting off your large spiders instead of coming on here thinking your opinion is worth jack shit?
On his way to the Red Lobster three blocks down the street Soto passes by a house with a three year old girl playing in the front yard. Her parents are no where to be found.
"I shouldn't. I can't," Soto thinks to himself as he approaches her. "Hello, sweetheart. My name is Anthony. That's a really pretty dress you got on, where did you get it?"
"My mommy god'id at the store for me," the little girl says and smiles.
"Wow, can you come a little closer so I can get a better look at it?" Soto asks her.
When the girl gets closer Soto suddenly spring forward and grabs her, placing his hand over her mouth so that she can't scream.
He does have a point there guys
Aussies are fucking terrible
you wanna fite soto
I'm going to ask you a series of names relating to who you have cybered. Simply answer yes or no. Okay, ready?
phone posting sucks monkey balls!
ween - the mollusk
television - marquee moon
What did you do today sergie?
ugly as fuck accent
big hariy goofy looking males like crocodile hunter
liberal stupid fucks
muh prices on things as they get paid $30 an hour for minimum wage
His name is sergio
and btw Fool that's a horrible way to kidnap a child
I'll call him sergs
oh wait. i was planning to go to sleep.
Who the FUCK are you the cops?
Are you motherfucking giving me an interrogation or something? Why the fuck do I have to give you details on what I did today?
Mind your own fucking business faggot.
butthurt aussie faggot
Go back to being shit.
back from mobas
ok bebo you have to realize that erin is the only one that can give or take mods
its either appeal to her or make a new board
ikt I can't exactly do that without mod powers you know
hello sergi how was your day
Kroni do you like drugs?
bebop of all people wishing to be a fucking mod
Yeah because a faggot who cock sucks bloody cunt and anyone who so much gives him attention would be PERFECT as a mod.
probably. zależy jaka. ;^)
Dickhead. Stop bully.
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
I am the Australian Kitten police. I have the authority to check up on Leeky Forums and it's locals to ensure they are employing proper kitten care.
Hence my polite question, what did you do today sergs?
is your hair still long?
Fucking pathetic aussies.
I'm straight edge fucker.
Practically am a cop.
hi sergi how was your day today
in poland we hate cops, gtfo sd. :^(
Time to arrest people for e-crimes.
High school dropout
mfw i have vinyl face
Hello there sci, enjoy being a total fucking retard?
I did whatever the fuck I wanted to do today as I do every day.
oh hey sergi how was your day today
SAY THAT TO MY FACE BITCH
won't even respond anymore? what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck?
nots so bad, chilling and stuff, you?
@Garbage Can Lid
Drugs aren't even that bad
seagate is shit
and cigs are shit
Hey you know that underline where it shows the steam?
You should go to it.
you really don't like me anymore?
I like the blue package.
you are dead to me, pal.
sound great, just making and listening to music. everything's good and stuff.
hello sergi did you have a good day today
can you mail me some lsd for my bday?
I could have a change of heart when you become normal ish though
What am I charged with
But the coke isn't
It's a nice color, Skylines are hard to find around here
you are dead to me, pal.
am i normal -right now-?
Had to check my list, apparently nothing yet.
send me more pictures of you
but smoking is bad.
Its a waste of money.
I have better things to waste my money on, just like how I have better things to do than circlejerk in a HUGBOX community you pathetic self loathing faggot.
this video has been blocked in your country due to copyright
nigga fuck your copyright
Well MP that is, team killing ftw.
i didn't send any picture of me to you lol. and no.
If you are rk you did not
but if you are futa you did
How do you tell the date in American?
Like I want day of week and date
be the only one cop in your town. :^)
MY KITTEN IS FINE
oh shit i did? well fuck me.
how am i not? i don't get it.
Did it involve waking up on the wrong side of the bed?
how do you mean?
like 9/26/2015 or saturday, september 26th
be right back, gonna kill myself.
I'm a good guy
I know, would have thought there was something.
Not going after the other coppers, just the casual conscripts.
mabe if i get some more,whens your bday?
I actually slept like a baby, even though I was drinking all of last time I feel completely cheery and happy.
I am a tad bit hungry however.
You're just an unlikable faggot so I'm treating you like this, its not me its.....You.
still don't see how i'm not normal.
"Shh, little darling. I'm not going to hurt you,"Soto whispers into the frightened little girl's ear as he drags her down the street to the closest dumpster. "I just want to play for a little bit."
He climbs into the dumpster still holding the little girl and throws her down onto the pile of trash. The little girl is pissing herself with fear as she stares up at Soto, trembling. Soto notices the growing wet spot and begins to lick his lips.
He jumps down and rips the little girl's dress from her body and begins rubbing her urine soaked vagina through her pussy. "You like that, baby?" Soto asks as the little girl sobs.
"This bitch is gonna get us busted with all the racket she's making," he thinks to himself as he picks up a handful of garbage and shoves it into her mouth. He then rips the little girl's panties off her and drools as he stares at her three year old pussy. Using one hand he gets his dick out of his pants. It's straining for the uncharted territory in her nether regions.
i'm not sci.
don't you even say that you save that fucking images. you didn't heh... right? RIGHT!?
How about you tell him faggot.
Awww... I love potatoe chips!
What's your favourite flavour?
I probably shouldn't write these while in call.
Who the FUCK said I love potato chips?
wyjc z tond kuhwo.
so apparently plug is dying forever or something. which i heard somewhere.
Can someone please BAN this stupid 3rd worlder and his stupid fucking spam?
Jesus fuck his music is SHIT.
there are donations but yeah, you are right. now i need to pay for a subscription to change my playlist, fucking hell.
i love you too man, my pure love to you is unbridled.
lol what music do you like?
You did silly, whats your favourite flavour?
All I fucking listen to is animu music.
I don't listen to this garbage bullshit you pathetic faggots listen to, I have standards.
Show me where I fuck said I did motherfucker.
Fool make the ending like one of those Vanilla loli doujins
Soto quickly and unceremoniously thrusts inside the little girl he has pinned to the trash. "Take it you dirty little slut," he grunts as he breaks her hymen and shoves more trash into her mouth. "You know you love it."
The little girl begins to turn blue as garbage fills her throat and cuts off oxygen. Soto doesn't notice, he's too busy raping this defenseless child in a dumpster. Like he's raped all those other defenseless children. He knows he's going to feel guilty about it later, but he's too caught up in the heat of the moment to stop.
"Fuck you, bitch!" Soto screams as he begins punching her in the face. "You made me do this! Why did you make me do this?!?" he cries as he punches her again and again, harder and harder.
i don't use it much but yeah it's a bummer.
Why doesn't the little girl just close her mouth?
well, it's still working though.
haha wow! look at this pleb acting like he's got a clue!
That's not vanilla at all
WHere the FUCK in there does it say potato chips?
English motherfucker, learn it.
wait your kidding right? thats the same as mine
Imagine if people had detachable peni. Like spiders.
"I fucking hate you, mommy!" Soto yells as he shoves his thumbs into her eye, finally killing her.
The realization that she is dead and warmth he feels from the evacuation of her bowels onto the one testicle he has left is enough to cause him to have his fiftieth and most painful orgasm of the day.
He slowly slips out of her and begins to lick up the bloody cum and shit that is smeared across her once living and intact genitals.
You've obviously never shoved trash into someone's mouth before.
Look at this tasteless little bitch.
Fucking normalfag shitter.
It clearly says Potatoe chips.
Do you even Tatoe?
You fucked up.
Soto sits with the realization that he raped and murdered another child in a random dumpster for only a few moments before lust takes hold of him again and he begins to savagely rape her corpse.
as if! lol no it's just that you have awful taste. anime is shit and anime music is even worse! you're the worst kind of pleb and you don't even have the courtesy to be embarrassed by your shit taste! you're trash!
Is this your way of attempting to befriend someone?
By lying to them and being a snot nosed little bitch while you're at it?
Are you fucking stupid or are all aussies just inept or something?
Shut the fuck up and quit talking to me dipshit.
i-i-i-i-i'm not a normalfag guize!!!2313
I like the beatles!!123 Ah yes I love them classics!!12313
I'm so in tune with music, f-f-f-fuck justin bieber amirite?
music rox muh sox
also check this.
After several more orgasms and a large unhealthy wet shit that he left to obscure her face and private parts, Soto crawls out of the dumpster and heads home.
"Another productive day," he thinks to himself as he begins to weep.
Animu music is all I listen to.
And its mainly when I'm drunk since it keeps me the fuck awake unlike this boring shit you faggots fucking listen to.
Tasteless fucking music puts anyone to sleep.
Are we friends yet? I'll show you my kangaroo painting collection~
i'm in the middle of an album and on phone so i can't now sadly :\
i'll save it for later though.
So, like, how much shame do your parents feel when they think about how badly they failed at raising you to be a productive member of society?
your ribs sort of look like tits
from the top down angle you took
@Garbage Can Lid
ayyy shit, alright.
shut the fuck up
Not being part of the normal productive proletariat class
This calls for an appointment to Dr. 7.62x53R, you can find him behind the sauna just like in the good old times.
very talented in your angles.
do you practice?
I don't befriend 3rd worlders, keep your kangaroo fucking collection to yourself dipshit.
Go back to your crocodile hunting or whatever have you, quit pestering me you're unlikable and you're rather uninteresting.
This coming from a degenerate faggot who just finished writing a fanfiction about a dude raping a little girl?
Dumb ass, get some self awareness.
Somebody better link this fucking thread to Kon, or copy paste it to him. Cause he's been asking me to write one of those for a month or more, and that nigga ain't even fucking around to see it.
FUCK OFF SATAN
Stopped reading right there.
I m a american tho.
Stopped reading right there.
I wrote a day in the life of Anthony Soto. It's a gift I have, figuring out how people spend their average days. Should I write one for you?
This I want to see.
my kokoro is melt
leave this place
I lovingly feed you carrots and this is how you repay me
How about you write yourself some life goals and attempt reaching them you stupid pathetic faggot.
I'm an american
we call him sergs now
r u a korea?
you don't need to, his story is pretty simple:
"once upon a time there was a guy named Kroni, he was so angry, he was instulting everyone and everything until he blows up of his rage, the end".
I think Kroni wrote some himself some life goals, but they were pretty easy to achieve, as in being a high school dropout.
Man, that takes some heavy tier assburgers to fail that shit.
Irrelevant you faggot fuck.
No sane person would pick to proxy up as an aussie you shitter.
Even SD is bullying him
Every morning Segei crawls off the pile of straw he sleeps on and shits liquid diarrhea into a rusty old bucket. His water was shut off months ago, so this is the only liquid he has at his ready disposal to bathe with.
Should I continue?
what is that second word.
right?? you have to be a pretty huge fuckup to get SD to bully you
Are you sane? My mother says I'm insane but the Dr gave me a pass lisence to say I'm fine!
Did you really fluke HS?
it means "go away with spicer".
tell me the truth.
Usually bursts of anger and no signs of sympathy are a very clear sign of autistic behaviour, tell me Kroni, did you ever see a psychologist as a child, and did the psychologist tell you that you have a very severe case of assburgers?
I miss Jack, he was so much better.
this faggot making fun of me when he goes to a hugbox community for the sole purpose of CIRCLEJERKING and making himself feel good
The saddest thing of all that being a drop out hasn't stopped me from being emotionally stable unlike your pathetic self who seeks comfort of this shithole.
should I continue
I would rather you follow what I said instead of creating fan fiction.
But if you think you having goals is a lost cause and you are born to be the pathetic faggot you've clearly shown to be then be my guest.
dis show actually p gud
better on drugs
go back to posting kawaii carrot toho too
do you watch wrestling
i didn't do anything! you're acting totally unreasonable!
I did not say that.
I am the CLS of my squad, I have all rights to go insane :-D
but you meant that.
I being the genius that I am decided that HS was below me so I didn't bother going to it any further.
Geniuses have no purpose going to such a shithole it does nothing but insult my intelligence.
Only the stupid require to learn, geniuses such as I have no need to be educated for we already are.
I am sane you are a dipshit is all.
Wish I was a peruvian;~;
After splashing the shit water onto his hair and body, and putting on his robe made of burlap, Sergei begins to cry. "Where did my life go so wrong?" he asks himself. "Why doesn't anybody like me?" It never entered his mind that the reason his parents disowned him, or that he has no friends, is because he smells like rotten shit and can't stop lashing out at people over the massive insecurity and self loathing that makes up the very core of his being.
I just prefer kawaii carrot toho.
No, I'm not a faggot like you.
Sports are fucking shit.
you're shit and i hate you and i want you gone and what are you doing later wanna hang out?
Man it feels good to be back, like fucking hell this shit is good.
Above average students shouldn't have to study or learn much to finish high school, though. Minimal effort is required.
Stalin would be pround of you, my boy.
No I am sane and you didnt answer which chips you like?
Spot-on my comrade.
Tfw you never got the chance to visit USSR
Tfw you weren't there when the wall was still up
Shit sucks, but sometimes a man's got to look forward to greater things.
When the tears finally stop coming, not because he feels better, but because there just aren't anymore, he begins to pick at all the scabs, placing them on the small pile on the window sill. "At least you'll be my friends," he whispers sweetly to his scab collection.
His stomach begins to grumble for food so Sergei goes to the pile of food he scavenged from the landfill. "What's on today's menu?" he asks to himself as he looks at the rotting garbage. "Ah, lettuce! My favorite!" he exclaims, feeling ever so slightly less miserable than he normally does.
any effort is too much for him.
Is this a meme here or something?
You guys ask the dumbest of motherfucking questions, behave like some cops seating me into an interrogation room then come out and say stupid shit in a friendly manner of wishing to be friends.
No, I'm not interested in befriending you or any single one of you for that matter.
You're not interesting, nor unique your board is comprised of nobodies with mental issues I have higher standard than this.
Clearly my minimal effort wasn't enough, since I got complained saying they were going to kick me out for not showing up one too many days.
And long and behold it occurred.
you are absolutely right. at least you can get soviet weapons in your hands, maybe even uniform? not original, but at least replica.
If only you could get a brain.
Already fine with my Soviet gas mask and helmet, although it has a Polish insignia on it.
What genre is this?
I presumed it would be a porno like sotos, is this one of them Slice of life stories?
Sergei wonders where his life went so wrong. Maybe it was when he bit that professor for not accepting his sexual advances and was kicked out of school for it. Maybe it was when he tried to rape his mother because, "I'm gonna get some one way or another" and he was disowned by his parents. Maybe it was the countless other times he acted in a violent and idiotic manner, burning every bridge he's ever had. The years of loneliness has made it impossible for him to form another connection to a human being.
Just shut the fuck up
Man, I really want to fire the fucking PKM already, but we've got them reserved the next time 2 months from now on.
Shit's pretty neat, the helmet is a lot heavier than the composite one I have back at military.
consider the following
and you're posting on the board you claim to hate
and you're gay
You might have some learning impairment. It's not too late though, you might still be able to finish some kind of education.
No sergs pls, were talking about our fascinations of kittens, please share
I called it, assburgers.
i wish i could have something like that, oh well.
Literally just woke up to Fool's story time.
Fucking 10/10 morning
I'll always have the dogs he says to himself, referring to the pack of feral dogs that roam the alley ways of the city he lets mount him. It's the only time he feels connected to another living thing, solely because of the large knots the dogs have that fill his worn out ass and tie him to them for several minutes.
you might have some learning impairment
Except I don't child, I was at the top of my class at least during middle school.
During high school I lost interest found the whole thing pointless slept though class and eventually dropped the fuck out due to lack of it.
I have no interest in being taught that which I find to be worthless on my day to day activities, unlike you I'm not some drone I have standards on what I'm willing to learn and apply effort in.
You dropped out? Cause I heard that were expelled after you bit a teacher after he turned down your sexual advances.
Why don't you have a GED then, since you're such an unparalleled genius?
Lying to oneself doesn't make it less true.
The definition of insanity.
I actually got it through a relative who was visiting Warsaw, got it for like 30 Euros, old Soviet-tech.
Do you ever feel like a Plastic bag
During high school I lost interest found the whole thing pointless slept though class and eventually dropped the fuck out due to lack of it.
Every fucking time with these people.
I thought you were talking about your collection of images of you fucking kangaroos.
Now fuck off faggot.
Well we can talk about kangaroos if you insist. What's your favourite type of kangaroo?
Today I learned it's very hard to get enthused for anything after shitting and sweating out more calories than you've taken in that day.
For real though, I really really really want to flintlock duel Kroni in the sunset or during a blizzard.
That shit would be so damn cool.
You can still get a HS diploma, which should suffice quite some jobs' minimum requirement.
shitting makes you feel godly afterwards though
Let me tell you Grim, I hadn't gone for a shit in 4 days during a camp.
It felt like being reborn afterwards.
ikt you might lose mod btw
worth waking up for
Fuck posting on mobile, shit sucks
I COULD, yes I certainly COULD.
Just like how I COULD circlejerk in your little hugbox stupid fucking community.
But I reject it all because I fucking wont you goddamn cancerous faggot.
the education system is completely without faults and if people lost interest and get bored it is the students fault and not in the way education is being handled
Yeah sure whatever you say robotic drone of a sheepish faggot.
"Not now," Sergei grumbles to himself.
"Sergei let me in!"
"No! I told you a thousand times! I'm not listening to you anymore!" Sergei yells at the dirt caked mirror hanging on the wall. "The last time I listened to you you told me to set that house on fire!"
"There were still people inside!" Sergei cries, remembering the family he burned to death in that arson fire he set two months ago.
Well, at least you can remember my story for the rest of the day and be happy.
It was fucking glorious, man.
There is nothing Godly about sitting on the toilet for 45 minutes while water, shit, stomach acid and your intestines are jettisoned out of your ass at 60mph.
Do you think gays getboners when pooping?
Oh, did he filter me?
I'm just that likable.
some people are getting fed up with mods! our only hope is to stop caring!!!
No, that's my body's response to talking to strangers.
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Don't you love me anymore Kroni?
Don't you want me, baby?
Don't you want me, oh?
maybe if you're a gigantic fatass and have to wipe for several days because you have more hair in there than a forest has trees
This is something that only occurs to fat people.
Don't you want me oooooooh~
I'm actually very hairy
the trick is to wipe front to back
back to front and you run into issues where you might run into friction and yeah dont wanna make a mess
i am fine. you're the one who's acting strange. i hope you feel better soon.
i definitely do not want to get shit on my balls intentionally, no you are correct-o-fucking mundo
"I-I-I can't do it again," Sergei whispers, "I can't burn another house down."
"What about a field?"
"I could maybe do a field," Sergei relents.
"Good. You know what to do."
Sergei gathers his match boxes and oily rags into a bag and goes out.
That's funny, this was not what I was implying at all.
'I was too smart so I slept and piddled around until i dropped out' translates to me as 'I was lazy' 'it was too hard' or 'I am a gigantic faggot please rape my face'.
Now, I'm not gonna put down whatever little education you decided to get for yourself, since I don't really care. But, lets be a little honest with ourselves here, eh?
What a fucktard, first intrigues me and tries to challenge me and then steps the fuck down.
For real, I got pumped up for this shit so I could finally let off some steam?
What a fucking worthless piece of shit Kroni, why don't you love me as much as I do you?
I'm fine with that.
SHUT THE FUCK UP AUSSIE PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT
I don't give a fuck, I cannot stress this enough.
Stopped reading right there.
Little did Sergei know, there was going to be a fire training exercise in that field today, and he was going to get beaten up by firefighters.
the technique is to use 2-4 squares at a time and do it like a bulldozer clears the land
push everything to one side then pick it up in one fell swoop
don't stop wiping until the tp stops turning brown
lifting a cheek will allow better access
aw my uncle bought me an evangelion lanyard
what a nice guy
Anxiety problems are so fucking rad, man.
I'm so happy I'm almost normal
GIVE ME ALL YOUR HATE KRONI, GIVE ME YOUR BEST SHOT
DO IT, I DOUBLE FUCKING DARE YOU TO SHOW YOUR REAL COLOURS IF YOU HAVE ANY HAHAHAHA
u good bro?
as much as i can appreciate a proud american, discounting the opinions of others for their nationalities is very unamerican and i can't stand by it.
Whatever you say child, the education sure is flawless, our teachers sure are the pristine picture perfect models we all view them to be.
Certainly every school has a massive budget and aren't shabby places making it an even plain field for all students across the nation.
Oh no certainly we live in a place where the education system comes first and foremost.
Pipe down child, and go gay up somewhere else.
if i'm alone in the bathroom sometimes ill do the hobble to some paper towel and soap and try to do a little more thorough of a job, i mean my ass is pretty hairy
After walking for a few hours Sergei reaches the edge of the city where there are empty fields with a few abandoned buildings scattered around.
After making sure there was nobody nearby he gets to work. He places several oily rags in the dry grass and strikes a match, igniting the pile and watching as the fire builds and spreads.
Sergei's swelling cock head is scratched repeatedly as it rubs against the burlap robe he is wearing.
discounting the opinions of others for their nationalities is very unamerican and i can't stand by it.
us-them approach to teachers
You sure do lack something.
well, it's not exactly here yet
bro if you wanna go soap just get in the shower
WE GOT SLAM AGAIN SOME TIME SOOOOOOOON, BROTHER.
whats that that looks cool gimme
Tomorrow I'm going to ask my boss to stop putting me on checkouts. Hopefully that'll calm it down.
Mad props to my bro mff for making this one.
I have no idea what your post is trying to say you fucking 3rd worlder.
Oh, ouch. Did I pinch a nerve?
All this 'child' and other demeaning lingo being thrown around.
Oh, hold on. Maybe you were bullied in school.
Which would make sense of your under developed reading comprehension skills.
ur still gay
I'm fucking brilliant currently, I haven't felt this alive and awake in a damn good while.
Now get a Z5 Compact so you can hang it on your phone.
What's the best music genre, and why is it 80s synthpop?
why not normal z5?
no, it's jungle.
Maybe go outside more instead of circlejerking in a hugbox community you bitch ass motherfucker.
Maybe you'll develop the social skills needed to handle the checkout.
Nigger you were the bullied on, its why you are in a place that outright rejects mean comments and why its a hugbox you stupid motherfucker.
Circlejerk harder dumb bitch.
Best music genre is Hardcore Post-Modern Ghoulpop
Kroni is literally just here to shit up the place, he is a self-admitted super shit poster, and admits he shits worse and harder than everyone else. That being said, a few people do indeed like him, so whatever.
Tell me about your cats
Z5 Compact JP edition for souped up specs.
I like smaller phones.
As the fire builds and his erection grows to its full three inches Sergei can barely contain himself. He begins to smash on his dick as hard as he can, letting the pressure get him off. He was never able to jerk off like a regular person, and this inability has caused severe issues with his penis that caused him nothing but pain these last ten years.
"O-oh god!"Sergei exclaims as he has a painful orgasm, the feeling of thousands of needles stabbing his dick all over the place causing him to shudder and gasp for air as a tiny little bit of seminal fluid oozes out. Sergei was never able to produce sperm, and after years of neglect and abuse he never will be.
Its what Touka listens to.
do you have small hands?
i want things to go back to normal.
hogan is racist
That's good mang
Sure I was. I was bullied.
At least I'm not scared to admit it.
I also bullied as well.
ts why you are in a place that outright rejects mean comments and why its a hugbox you stupid motherfucker.
Do you even know where you are?
hopefully the same goes for you too
Kroni is literally just here to shit up the place
The same reason I was on /tf/.
I don't see the issue here unless you're too butthurt that someone wont tug on your dick and cry because someone somewhere out there in a place you probably can't pronounce because your English is so poor from a place you've never heard of because your education is so limited wont suck your dick like the pathetic faggot you are.
a few people do indeed like him
Ban those people.
Sergei heads to a nearby building to wait for the fire fighters to show up and battle the fire he started, which will soon become a raging inferno.
z5 compact premium seems like a myth.
so stop being a fucking piece of shit
It was always too late, Sci, it was always too late.
'Sup with you DP?
@Garbage Can Lid
lovin dat hair
@Garbage Can Lid
post full pic
It isn't that I have no social skills; I don't like using them.
I don't like pretending I give a shit about their day. I don't like having to try to think and talk through that screaming child somewhere in the middle of the store bitching because he couldn't get that box of cereal he doesn't even like. I don't like having to shout over the constant deafening hum of retarded shoppers just so that the other retarded shoppers know I've opened a till. I don't like lying just to avoid displeasing a bunch of dipshits I don't know or like.
holy mother of run-on sentences batman, you're fucking right, my reading..skills? are definitely not that high nor is my give a fuck meter
I want to believe.exe
I'm Asian, 170cm tall and do not have disproportionate limbs.
i don't even know how i'm doing that. i think i need help.
there isn't the best genre in the world so now, shush.
I just wanted to have fun, isn't it allowed?
Do you even know where you are?
In a fucking hugbox community?
Am I missing something you degenerate motherfucker?
And no I'm not pathetic like you I was never bullied you gigantic faggot.
I was pretty much ignored as all I did was sleep, most people rarely approached me including teachers.
No, I refuse to see anymore.
that explains why you're pants-on-head retarded.
Who says I'm giving you a choice?
does everyone prefer this to Fool being allowed to continue writing short stories?
is that riiight?
In a fucking hugbox community?
And no I'm not pathetic like you I was never bullied
Liar liar, Pants on fire
u r gay
I CANT WAKE UP
You're not asian.
Not wanting to tug on your dick is retarded?
Sorry child I'm not interested in whatever aids you're attempting to offer me you stupid pathetic faggot, fuck off.
Fool was asked to write the first one, and given permission to write the second.
Listen to Soto.
He's alright I guess, I mean it's not like he's threatening or anything.
You didn't answer my potato chip question.
how many times per day do you consider blowing your pathetic brains out?
I'm guessing 10.
Fool has all the rights, be it god given or man given it is allowed and nobody can change it.
You have a compulsive linking habit with some people, I was starting to think it was involuntary somewhat.
What unbridled support.
Watch more Code Geass
Probably fuck some dude.
He'll get bored.
He's just being too funny to poke fun at right now.
Listen to your fucking master before he leashes you the fuck up.
I gave him the permission to continue, do you have a problem with it Darwin?
you could still be tall and have small hands
stop being foolish
woah now that I look at it those are big as hell hands
spill my heart out to Kroni
BRB, grabbing a shotgun and becoming an hero.
I wanna fuck Lelouch wearing the Zero costume
Probably just watch Code Geass.
Wisdom Tooth was pulled yesterday
That's what we are waiting to see, some people don't want him to get bored, but since he has no real material, it's hard to say. Even Fool can make personal attacks and vague stabs at character, but Kroni just perpetually claws at the carpet indiscriminately, kind of like a cute kitten.
I'm not Darwin, but you guys sure like to guess a lot for user's.
Got some good drugs though?
You said something?
I must have glossed over it, you know I have very little interest in whatever you have to say if you can't stand out from the fucking crowd of degenerate shitters its only normal for me to miss your post.
Holy shit, BD
You are right, it is kind of cute.
You sure do throw around a whole lot of fancy words in same proportions as he does, even if the word was already used only a few hours ago.
Green is the color of more than disgust, there's envy too.
I think I'm more disappointed that I don't have a friend that's suzaku tier.
I wasn't here a few hours ago, so that makes me even less likely to be Darwin :^)
I'm kinda near the beginning still, just got introduced to Mao.
But even I'm like 'Just fuck already'.
No not Bebop either, really trying to stick a name on me now.
Spoiler alert. they fuck in the next episode.
tfw removed from skype because you made someone fall in love with you but didn't want to be in a long distance relationship
Oh what a surprise, no wonder I didn't bother.
It just completely assumes that I give a fuck what you have to say and what you care about, I really don't you don't have to specify me on WHAT issues you have you have issues that is all I need to know issues are issues you are a toxic member of society I don't need to know what sort of toxin you are you should just kill yourself if you can't achieve doing something so simple.
No one gives a fuck what you do or dont like motherfucker, its called a JOB.
Surprise bitch nigger NO ONE LIKES THEIR JOB, but you don't see them going to the bathroom stall and shitting up the whole thing because of osme anxiety, you get paid to deal with it so suck a dick man up and do your fucking JOB.
Thank fucking God
Lloyd is based too
NO ONE LIKES THEIR JOB
Newsflash, I like firing guns.
sub or dub?
only semi-sensible thing i've seen him say, and only because it encourages employment.
I'd love to be able to just do my job, really, but my meds don't work and my therapist gave up on me.
i was going to bitch about ikt but based ewin is a civil ruler
You need air to live.
Dub of course.
I get Lelouch-Vash and overly exaggerated Lloyd.
I get Alucard freaking out about not being Zero and I got that Japan guy being Steve Blum
PUNISH CORRUPT MODS
Now this is a fucking laugh.
Well to be honest I'd have no issues making personal attacks as well.
The only problem is that well.....I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ANY OF YOU DUMB NIGGERS.
So the range of my attacks is quite limited.
kitten has been said 7 times in this thread
Code geass was one of the few animes which I enjoyed the Dub more than sub.
NO MORE DEAD COPS
No air needed, just add water.
no no she corrected the abuse
yea and who's going to get to know you? but it's probably for the better you won't get to make personal attacks you don't pick up from information posted here, maybe if you had some sort of, i don't know, person who liked you on the inside, that got you and fed you information because they are actually entertained by you
and yet no one likes bd;;
the abuse was corrected but the abuser needs to answer to his deeds
And remember to shake before use.
Cowbow beep boop was another one which I really enjoyed the dub alot more.
i will just make him mad again
ikt is a fucking retard
TP if you're still sore about earlier i have a suggestion in the form of an image
no you just got him really mad
what was that shit about heels though last night
Oh hell yes
I liked most of the dubs they had on Toonami/Adult Swim
Yu Yu Hakusho comes to mind.
Just like lemonade.
I like this current mod team
meds don't work
I remember a time when everyone just called their kid fucking stupid and slapped him whenever he decided to act up.
Now what do we have, a bunch of pussy parents who think that just because their kids act up he needs meds which creates a bunch of stupid fucking adults like YOU who believes they have genuine problems.
No, you're just a fucking man child who was never disciplined properly, you don't need meds you need someone to beat the shit out of you until you grow up.
Your therapist should beat the fuck out of you
One of the few.
were you one of the asshats that reported me?
being salty is not an adequate reason to report
When life gives you lemons make WMDs and blackmail the universe.
That's cute, but my dad wasn't home half the time and when he was he was either hitting me, threatening to hit me, or ignoring me completely.
Your move, homo.
Seeing lelouche in art like that is off putting. He ain't got no time for that.
Being reported might be an indication you need to step up your shitposting game.
no time for suckin dick
you gotta suck that dick
I just want lemonade though.
wha wha wha i had an average family life but like exaggerating to make myself seem worse off wha wha wha wha wha
hey retard nice abuse of your power
@Garbage Can Lid
oh like i was implying if you cosplayed you would be a girl
He has big plans for the world and take care of his sister.
Some of those actions would actually conflict with some of my morals, but irrelevant I suppose.
First and foremost if you actually fucking think I'm going to go out of my way befriend some shitter dig shit up just to learn shit about you stupid fucking faggots just to insult you, you are WAY overestimating your fucking worth.
I do not give a fuck about you nowhere near enough to access such levels of autism you irrelevant shitter.
I am here not as a means of destroying your shitty fucking community doxing motherfuckers or whatever nonsense have you, I am posting normally I'm just your average fucking poster.
I simply bring with me the culture of my people which is intense shitposting you worthless fuck.
Your were reported.
gotta sneak in that bj time
I guess I'll never be able to blame myself for my sibling's death.
Surprisingly Lloyd didn't stand out that much in the series to me.
nice english too
i didn't break a rule
you being mad is not an adequate reason for a ban
It's not a thing I do so note sure how sneaky it can be.
yeah I wouldn't
Who even all is it?
that post was more to poke at someone lurking, sorry, but yes, i understand your intention is not to kill the place, believe me.
Kinda hope we dont ever have the vote.
i mean ikt how fucking stupid are you
You can have all lemonade in the world after blackmailing the universe with greatest of calamities.
You must have been a rather extremely shitty kid.
With how you act up on here I too would be tempted to beat the shit out of you.
He's a fabulously crazy science fuck.
He kinda stuck out a little to me.
Aight check this shit out
Lulu has his plans in order for, like, the next few days and have a couple days to chill.
It only takes like 20 - 30 minutes to get your dick suck on man.
Please don't file false reports.
The less I know, the better.
that was me. you made a typo. WHERE IS THE BAN.
here is my impression of ikt
be a retard
hey i will ban TP for a day
be a retard
it is not.
i didn't report anyone
please don't false ban retard
He was a fisherman so he was away for days and sometimes weeks at a time. He was also really fucking cranky.
weren't you in the scoots tinychat with me?
I'm not good at science stuff so maybe I just brushed him off
But I thought you liked the mod team
Or am I confused
Please don't file false reports.
I really don't give a fuck what you believe.
I also have no intention of befriending any of you scum even if my intentions aren't to dig shit up and personally attack your shitty fucking members.
Both of those actually require me to give an ounce of fuck of your existence which I do not, I am here to insult you with the least minimum effort required while producing entertainment.
but you made a typo
where is the false
How do you fake a report, though?
Somewhat confused. Whats your steam?
bridle carrying seems fun i guess
was i? honestly don't remember
someone this inept should not have any power
Get it sorted through somebody who can add or remove mods.
What does that have to do with you being a shitty fucking kid?
Didn't you have a mother or did the fish he brought home the ones that ended up raising you?
People can never find me.
I already found you though.
Im sure if you let me friends list surf for a bit I might have!
I found you.
As a 3rd party and a representative of /tf/ I should be a mod.
As i've stated before I am the only one who is truly unbias in this scenario.
erin reviewed and removed your abuse
why do you even live
close enough to a yes from you
Oh, no, babe, I was a great kid. Mostly.
You're an idiot though.
better than ikt and mordin at least
I'm not disclosing any more information.
i don't have a working mic so i doubt it was me love
Also who was the one lurking?
I'm rather interested, also I'm interested in knowing of your most stalkish of members if you have any, faggot.
If its anything like /tf/ I'm sure there are quite a few faggots who like to dig shit up wherever it may be and use it against them, being the famed person that I am known world wide in 4chan I've come across countless attempting to do the same to me.
Yea maybe but it was faster this way!
I already had the dots connected in my head
But I already have you added :o
i already have all the information
you abused your power
Also who was the one lurking?
I'd ban TP
pls no bully
I have not.
And I don't bend.
but like i get getting banned for a few hours for bullshit reasons
but this idiot banned me for a day
just cause he was butthurt
Im sorry you have to go through all this.
great, cool, no i'm not telling you, if they have the nuts to be of any help they will make themselves known
oh cool they did
Annoyances regarding moderation
she is a gracious ruler
you didn't talk, just had cam on, so doubt less
So you're the stalkish degenerate faggot?
Well isn't that amusing, I suppose I wouldn't be surprised.
Oh well then, I can't say you are a threat or any other faggots.
Sadly the foolz archive was deleted and with it all the information of me and how I behave in a community setting, but then again you can always just go to /tf/.
yeah wasn't me sorry
at first she was like talk to ikt
and i was like who even has that inept retard added
I have him added.
A great kid doesn't end up growing up to be a shit tier adult just because he was beat a few too many times over the head.
Grow the fuck up and quit allowing your past bullshit magically affect you.
do you talk to him?
come to think i don't even think i have you and you're one of my favourite owlfuckers
it said "TP" in the corner
@Garbage Can Lid
The chick on the left is the one Wish has as Steam picture ye?
Felt like pictures
What a cutie
The girl isn't bad either
She's sweating a lot!
i don't have a cam
it was probably bc
Someone actually dislikes mordinfag in this circlejerk of a board?
What a shocker and here I thought you were all incompetent little faggots.
Illya is pretty cute, even when she is going full crazy
hows you? ^^
was definitely not "BC", that's not what the screencap shows
You say that all the time but you never show me your devotion
Have you ever considered how the pictures felt?
It is not always about you you know
yeah kurumi is pretty based
A threat? You could really clean up with those sweeping generalizations. You admit you know little, and care little to inform yourself. At the same time, you probably know how invaluable information is in pretty much any scenario.
I don't expect you to exert the effort at the moment to educate yourself, since that would require taking a step back in the name of objectivity.
No, you'd rather throw yourself into the midst of a sea of random posters, who may as well be Anonymous to you at this given juncture.
What's the point of it all? Entertainment.
Is the pinnacle of your entertainment getting attention for being loud?
All this passion, and for what?
I don't need to know your history. If its relevant, you or others will let me know. With your clean slate, you have decided to do what you're doing now, and I consider that rather indicative of your character. I'd like to help understand that character, if you'll help me. It will benefit you in whatever it is you're doing.
You could really clean up with those sweeping generalizations
Kill yourself, babe.
i find him boring
dislike is harsh
i don't really like talking to people
but i always want to at least think about trying with you
i just saw someone else who was in the tinychat post a cap before, one was about me too
you ever think that maybe someone else went in the tinychat and typed "TP"?
Tp thinks of Lloyd.
You can add me then yo.
The anime is kinda lewd too right?
Or is it just because theres a lot of fan service?
Not too bad, had a slight hangover since I only had wine yesterday but I'm better now.
The pictures are means of me to release pressure
That's also the name of the chick Blood chan posts no?
You gonna go full weeb and avatar as her now?
no way ya think?
do you have a learning disability?
he is up there at least
next to you and like chair guy
you might because you thought BC would get on camera
*grabs your arm*
I think of you too Squishy kun...
can you add me?
i don't like effort
not sure who blood posts as
i think he mostly posts from deadland wonderland or something cause edgy
Well yes and no
The canonical series is definitely not, unless you take in source material which had H scenes.
But in fate/kalied, that shit is just loli focused fan service yeah. like
What's got you so pressured?
Life isn't so hard buggaboo.
It means more if you find me though~
i saved it from /tv/ of all places
i really liked austin
oh fine what should i search for?
black weeb or some shit?
Mm try searching for "Heezus Piece" you should find me
Oh child, you certainly do have a way to make me life with this pure nonsense of yours.
You're far too paranoid and once again I must state you overestimate your worth.
You're right about one thing information truly is invaluable, making threats blackmailing and perhaps humiliating others is indeed an invaluable form in terms of control and displaying dominance.
However just like in /tf/ I am the black sheep as I always was if there is information it often times leaks out to the public for others to obtain and gather which I've often did, often times I was the last one of the pack to find out of such information but the loudest in displaying it.
However, you are a nobody the rest of you are nobodies. What does displaying my dominance by looking up whatever trash you've obtained give me?
Absolutely nothing, as you've stated before in my eyes you ARE anonymous you ARE an irrelevant faggot. Why should I dig shit up on someone who's existence I will forget in a matter of seconds or days?
In /tf/ there was purpose, we were all well known popular tripfags all attempting to outplay one another for the purpose of dominance and insulting them in the face of all 4chan, in here?
just a bunch of faceless circlejerkers nothing more.
You are irrelevant, you will always be irrelevant, be coming down to personally attack you would be too much for one such as I to do to you.
But irrelevant, as I've stated before I wont befriend you so you wont have to worry I wont befriend any of you if you all so please, I'm not asking for it after all.
Just allow me to do my business of shitposting and no harm done.
Austin is still boss.
I love his Podcast.
So kanra a gay?
I saw it
I shall forego attendance
he's more than gay
Nobody go we'll ride this bitch till the wheels fall off
Someone post that 'whoa whoa, do you expect me to read all that shit' pic
how long you been up for?
Yeah seen that a few times. Boner inducing.
There's also another one where they're naked by a pool or something
in /tf/ I am the black sheep as I always was
And I was one a black sheep here. Almost took the same route you did, and enjoyed it, even if it was delusional. We've had your types here before, and we grew tired of them after months of their tired nonsense.I realized I was spending hours in a place that I professed to hate and feel disappointment with. I still don't think much of this community, and have remained its largest critic, but there are individuals, and you should know that in communities always come down to the chemistry of its individuals.
Somehow you think whatever volatile chemical you are in this toxic mixture of drama and posters is somehow beneficial.
Just one contradiction in your 'I don't give a fuck, but should be given about me' mentality. You won't keep that up.
in my eyes you ARE anonymous
For now. That will change. You already know Amy at a glance. More people will denounce you or step up to you.
I have no doubt you will start considering individuals the longer you stay, even if you profess you don't now.
we were all well known popular tripfags all attempting to outplay one another for the purpose of dominance
I don't see a demonstration of dominance here. I see a man telling people he's owed respect and admiration from strangers.
You know how much your presence is worth here, or might be. But I'm not going to wait for that to happen.
I wont befriend you
You don't have to for this to work.