⭐️ Princess of the Internet

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

i am the toasting bread.

All urls found in this thread:
http://erin.wtf/
http://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/642402636
https://youtu.be/LEUOPCZpkfw?t=56
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMkdtMQH7WM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dJq_fCK5YE&list=RD6dJq_fCK5YE#t=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SODx6A8iu6k&list=PL9DC1BF18449F6CAC&index=14
https://bdsmtest.org/
http://personality-testing.info/tests/OSRI/
https://youtu.be/mpx4ODP35VQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I0v2bVX8j4
http://steamcommunity.com/id/neziwi
Lunatick
Lunatick

@Raving_Cute
There goes all my fanfiction.
You're supposed to be his older brother.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Erin what is your preferred route of administration?

Booteefool
Booteefool

A threat that sci didn't make? I forgot those were a thing

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Think i might go straight edge

FUCKING UP FAM.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Crazy_Nice
insufflation

right up the boogerhole

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

threat

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Lunatick
I'm like a month older, so I can still be the older brother.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Crazy_Nice
pls respond
@Garbage Can Lid
@Garbage Can Lid
@Garbage Can Lid
@Garbage Can Lid

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Lord_Tryzalot
that doesn't hurt at all?
@Boy_vs_Girl
Good.
Yes, that's very good.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Crazy_Nice
@Lord_Tryzalot
well, actually, for coke, insufflation.

i don't like the drip of most other things and tend to fill capsules or bombs instead.

i have loads of bags of empty capsules, pic related

Soft_member
Soft_member

@King_Martha
see
@Spamalot

coke is anesthetic, so no, it doesn't hurt at all, it tastes great and it makes your mouth feel funny.

other things hurt and taste horrible, so i cut them with benzocaine to make them anesthetic, of if they taste too bad, use caps or bombs to swallow it.

girlDog
girlDog

i actually have vegetarian capsules, cause my ex refused to eat gelatine so i had to make her pills vegetarian, lol

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Might go live in the woods like a wild man fam.

farquit
farquit

@Boy_vs_Girl
Ampty?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@girlDog
@girlDog
@girlDog
@girlDog
Bitter pills to swallow

happy_sad
happy_sad

Gonna try to go to sleep again

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Evil_kitten
innawoords is strictly American.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@happy_sad
cheers

cum2soon
cum2soon

@5mileys
pardon me :3

takes2long
takes2long

@viagrandad
i think they're made from some kind of goo like cellulose or something

w8t4u
w8t4u

@haveahappyday
@haveahappyday
@haveahappyday
I can be American fam. I can be vest American

askme
askme

@takes2long
Ew. Lol.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@w8t4u
Everyone can be American.
Just climb their fence.

massdebater
massdebater

@Bidwell
@Bidwell
And sue people

iluvmen
iluvmen

@cum2soon
I don't understand at all.

Inmate
Inmate

@iluvmen
nothing to worry about~

idontknow
idontknow

@massdebater
Becoming Syrian is cheaper though.
A journalist made our Prime minister one.

likme
likme

@MPmaster
@Garbage Can Lid
Damn nigger, I wish I had the money to do that
Coke is expensive as fuck and most of the time it's usually never pure and cut up with other shit. The only really good coke I have tried is some my aunt had.
Meth is dirt cheap but don't fuck with that shit cause it will ruin you
Pure MDMA is hard to find nowadays
Methylone (bk-MDMA) is actually decently cheap and feels good (80 a gram)
E pills are pretty shitty nowadays and are around 10 - 15 a pop, I need like 6 so fuck that
Weed is dirt cheap and easy to obtain here (10 a gram)
I don't have a connect for Shrooms
I can get SSRIs and benzos for real cheap or even free from a homie
Salvia is 2stronk but fun if you can control it, 20 for like 5x 80 for the 40x ones

Have never done DMT or Shrooms

@Spamalot
Insuffulation makes me feels classy but usually only with coke

Benzos, Methylone have a nasty drip

Meth burns like lemons and shards of glass

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@idontknow
@idontknow
I am Syria fam gimme villa Merkel fam.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@likme
why would you even consider snorting benzos ( ._.)

I can get SSRIs

why would you even consider taking SSRIs recreationally ( ._.)

hairygrape
hairygrape

@kizzmybutt
I do a lot of stupid shit
This shouldn't be a surprise to you

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

why is this singer so hot

@lostmypassword
i go hungerstrike bruh, i need my 2000 euros in the month for free thank deutschland

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Poker_Star
@Poker_Star
@Poker_Star
Starfox barrel bombed my home fam.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

SKYPE IS ALIVE!

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

drugs

Techpill
Techpill

@Playboyize
Assad; there are no barrel bombs, we only throw bombs, barrel bomb is media lie. all bombs are the same.
actual quote

Methshot
Methshot

@hairygrape
i mean, i don't like benzos, but they do have at least a little recreational value, though they absorb very poorly through mucus membranes.

as for SSRIs, you could take one dose of sertraline, escitalopram, citalopram, fluvoxamine, paroxetine, dapoxetine, or mesembrine, and feel weird and uncomfortable for 24hrs+, or, you could take like 16 doses of fluoxetine or seproxetine, and feel weird and uncomfortable for about 2 weeks

they just have no recreational value at all

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Techpill
@Techpill
@Techpill
Can't MOSSAD the ASSAD

TreeEater
TreeEater

How long do you think it would take to marathon every studio-made horror movie since 1900?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Methnerd
thanks for the backup fam

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Methshot
I tried it once to see how it hits that way and it wasn't too good, I'd rather just pop em
I've never done SSRIs but my friend says he has a shitload and will give me some if I wanted some

What does it even do?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Carnalpleasure
they're selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors.

they prevent your brain from being able to reabsorb released serotonin, so it stays active for longer.

without a releasing agent though, this isn't enough to get you high, it just makes you feel...weird and uncomfortable.

i take them for my depression, after a month or so you don't even notice them and they help keep your mood from dropping too low randomly, but you still don't get high off them.

serotonin is primarily what makes MDMA happy and trippy, but as well as a reuptake inhibitor MDMA is also a releasing agent.

acid and DMT are direct agonists of serotonin receptors, they make you trip in the same way as if you took a whole bunch of raw serotonin, but again, they create an excess far above the kind you'll get from just reuptake inhibition.

Snarelure
Snarelure

another thing is, a bunch of the receptors serotonin binds to in a synapse are what's called autoreceptors, rather than activating the next neuron, those receptors tell the presynaptic neuron that there is already a bunchof serotonin in there, and it doesn't need to release any more.

so while SSRIs increase the action of serotonin above the regular level, they also slow it's release, which means they make recreational drugs like MDMA shitter by reducing their releasing action.

Skullbone
Skullbone

I know one sure-fire way to make even the weakest dergs in the world at least a little fun: moderate overdose.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

okay, so uh...

to help get the SSL cert and stuff, i decided to accept donations on erin.wtf

http://erin.wtf/

donation is via paypal, set amount is $20, and you can use account credit or card.

ty ( ._.)

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Burnblaze
Go away Luka

Emberfire
Emberfire

maaaaaa

Evilember
Evilember

First capitalist gambling.
Now public funding.
This absolute monarchy gets really modern.

Firespawn
Firespawn

i guess i could offer like ₲10k to donators or something

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Firespawn
So I will get coins then.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Flameblow
yuh, i added the option to put in your tripcode to the paypal donation form

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I can't even collect money you jew

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Flameblow
have you figurd out what you want on your page yet btw?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@TalkBomber
lol p-p

WebTool
WebTool

q-p

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@SniperWish
@SniperWish
Maybe an asuka saying "no bully". Something like that.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@TurtleCat
neato, i'll do it soonly :3c

oh, also, i phoned the befits people today.

they said my claim is still open but they need a new medical certificate cause apparently my appeal never arrived or something.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@BlogWobbles
Teh means test is real

RumChicken
RumChicken

@LuckyDusty
ikr

also, i missed a package delivery, and schedueled redelivery, but they never redelivered.

so i phoned the post office today and they said the package had not been signed back in and had maybe got lost, and that they would launch an investigation.

that package was estrogen, and i now have none left... ;-;

StonedTime
StonedTime

life hates me these past 3 weeks or so

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

lmao my fucking eyes tho

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Gets to me everytime..

DeathDog
DeathDog

@VisualMaster
stop being so cute Goggles
Jeez

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@VisualMaster
watching cartoons

TechHater
TechHater

@StonedTime
@StonedTime
:\ i'm sure everything will be okay [hug]

eGremlin
eGremlin

Just kill them Erin fam

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@TechHater
hope so yo :/ *huggle*

@eGremlin
i'd rather them investigate till the find it and deliver it tbh

FastChef
FastChef

But. Nailbombs

JunkTop
JunkTop

@BinaryMan
LOL

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Emberfire
hi

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Kinda wanna get high with Erin and cruise in my shitty car while blasting this song

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@PurpleCharger
*waves*

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@BunnyJinx
so wassup

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I'm 22 tho

@BunnyJinx
Manaka how old do you have to be to legally buy cigarettes over there?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@CodeBuns
yea man get blasted to some of that chill shit

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@GoogleCat
running low on fuel, might sleep soon
you?

@StrangeWizard
18, despite that, small private owned shops are selling cigarettes to minors.
would you like to buy less popular indonesian cigarettes?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@StrangeWizard
people with these things just make me want to run outside and trash their car when they go down the street, you are rattling my fucking house enough to knock dishes over i will fucking end you

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@New_Cliche
i'm not sure anymore.. something needs to be done in the next two days.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Huh. Eddy returned from the death on 4chan.
mysterious stranger, ho

Nojokur
Nojokur

big fat bass line
gives the girls a good time
dirty little bass line
gets the girlies wet

Illusionz
Illusionz

@whereismyname
neat c:

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@New_Cliche
I usually only smoke Marlboro or Camels
I don't do Djarums

@Ignoramus
Don't tempt me
My shit can break my back window if i turn it up to max and turn the Bass up all the way up

It's so fucking loud
I love it

@Nojokur
Calm down there Tupac

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Illusionz
Mhmm. Is the security certificate for your site borked? It wasn't displaying icons next to names until I went to erin.wtf and trusted it.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@whereismyname
link?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Spazyfool
go for it i just won't feel bad

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Dreamworx
The thread just went bye-bye and sailed into the sunset.
mod deleted it

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Spazyfool
Big fat bassline
Gives the girls a good time
Dirty little bassline
Moves the girlies waistline

Big fat bassline
Gives the girls a good time
Dirty little bassline
Moves the girlies waistline

Big fat bassline
Gives the girls a good time
Dirty little bassline
Moves the girlies waistline

Big fat bassline
Gives the girls a good time
Dirty little bassline
MAKES THE GIRLIES WET

@Supergrass
yuh :/ certificate expired.

there is a big old donate button if you fancy helping out :x

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Stark_Naked
what a faggot

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Stupidasole
then why arent you doing it!

@Spazyfool
we call those whitey for the lack of cloves.
not the exact word

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Need_TLC
How much does the certificate cost?

@Raving_Cute
The mod or Eddy?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Lunatick
like $90
the donate button asks for 20 tho

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Lunatick
The mod.
Eddy's great.

Booteefool
Booteefool

ket is for horses.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Garbage Can Lid
Ouch, expensive.

@Crazy_Nice
Here's the new thread - http://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/642402636

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

smoking cloves

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

that feel when you sort of hope Eddy will come here

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Sir_Gallonhead
I could link him. The last time I saw him on was before we moved over to animus.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Boy_vs_Girl
yea, you should do that and see how it goes next time you see them, they have a right to know i think

Spamalot
Spamalot

Who eddy

Soft_member
Soft_member

piggate is fucking fantastic

girlDog
girlDog

@Soft_member
what's that?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Soft_member
I know.
And yet somehow, so unsurprising.

farquit
farquit

@DeathDog
Time for that time wasting thing we call sleep.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@farquit
Goodnight, Goggs!

happy_sad
happy_sad

@farquit
*tucks you in*

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

My package came in the mail 2 hours earlier than I expected

Happy days

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@haveahappyday
Sunday, Monday, Happy Days?

5mileys
5mileys

@girlDog
UK PM
shagged a dead pigs mouth

@Evil_kitten
i personally dont really give a fuck, but its still fucking hilarious

cum2soon
cum2soon

@5mileys
shagged a dead pigs mouth
I thought he was said to have inserted a 'private part' into the pig's mouth?

takes2long
takes2long

@SomethingNew
Every day is happy day now that I've got my amazon account reactivated

w8t4u
w8t4u

How does sticking your dick in a dead pig's head as an initiation even make sense?

askme
askme

@cum2soon
im just assuming it was his dick

Bidwell
Bidwell

@w8t4u
get over your disgust plebeian, these poor animals sustain you, they are the dead meet that sucks you off in the night

hail piggate

massdebater
massdebater

@w8t4u
do something distateful
prove yourself to join the super secret elite society

I thought they did all this stuff in the US too?
Though probably not with pig heads.

@askme
That's the insinuation, yeah.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Bidwell
meat*

Inmate
Inmate

Eddy a stupid faggot

idontknow
idontknow

get 6-0'd motherfucker

likme
likme

@Inmate
scoots no bully

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

If this is true, I have a new found respect for Mr Cameron.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Inmate
NO

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@hairygrape
oh god what a nose

Playboyize
Playboyize

@likme
@likme
@kizzmybutt
@kizzmybutt
@hairygrape
@hairygrape
Furries get bully

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Playboyize
#ScootsHypocrite

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

https://youtu.be/LEUOPCZpkfw?t=56

that feel when you manage to make a decent pose while drunk as fuck

AIGHT THEN

Techpill
Techpill

@Playboyize
#doublestandard

Methshot
Methshot

I think I want #ScootsHypocrite as a post signature now.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Methshot
I'll send you my money.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

the best part is that people are going to watch black mirror now

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Methnerd
I'd totally pay hard earned ₲ currency into it.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@TreeEater
Nah, we both have to have it.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Deadlyinx
Smooth

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Gigastrength
@Gigastrength
@Techpill
Implying I'm serious

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Skullbone
Implying I don't just want a #ScootsHypocrite sig.

Emberburn
Emberburn

SCOOT IS NEVER BULLY EVER.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Emberburn
not a bully
Eddy posts once and disappears

all ur fault

Evilember
Evilember

@Snarelure
I was wearing sunglasses cause I was hammered at like 11am lol

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Evilember
couldn't even tell you were fucked up/10

you pulled it off pretty well

Flameblow
Flameblow

scoots scared off eddy

end your life with broken glass

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Firespawn
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAH

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Yeah, Eddy's off crying now. He's vowed never to return.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Evilember
Nicu :3
Starting drinking early is fun but you have to keep drinking or you sober up and get tired..

RavySnake
RavySnake

It's the Jews fault.

WebTool
WebTool

STOP ANTI SEMITISM

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@SniperWish
True that
When are we going to go to a con together Angel?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@TurtleCat
Omg I'd love to go to a con with you but I don't think I have the money for a plane ticket anytime soon :/

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

#STOPSCOOTS

RumChicken
RumChicken

@LuckyDusty
Can I have that as a signature?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@BlogWobbles
Save up for AX 2016
Its the 4th of July weekend

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@StonedTime
I'm going to do my best! My rent is pretty high now though so it's hard for me to save up a lot of money :x

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@CouchChiller
If anything I'll let you crash in my hotel for free
I'll pay for your food and alcohol if that helps

DeathDog
DeathDog

@VisualMaster
That would help a lot :)
I'd be so happy if I could come to AX

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

No bully ;_;

TechHater
TechHater

Is soto setting up his next date rape victim?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@TechHater
That's pretty much anyone who's in grab-range.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

tfw you never goto: ax

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Stop bullying soto, he gets off on it too much.

FastChef
FastChef

@AwesomeTucker
Should I bully you instead?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@TechHater
I want to go to a con with him ;~;

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@AwesomeTucker
But he told me he was an S, not an M.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Threadu

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@DeathDog
I'll hook you up with Ian or one of the many traps I know from cons
they're cool people

@TechHater
mordin pls
I would never date rape you
Just light bondage/vanilla sex

@AwesomeTucker
Scoots you fucking cock block

@PurpleCharger
I would post my results from that BDSM test but its in my old computer
I'm like 80% S and like 19% M and 1% vanilla

@BinaryMan
I'll pay for your food and alcohol
I'll also hook you up with 6/10 con sluts

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@PurpleCharger
@PurpleCharger
@FastChef
@FastChef
I'm unbully can't be bully

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@BunnyJinx
I'll hook you up with Ian
Why are you trying to discourage him from going?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@BunnyJinx
Wrong season for me!

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@BunnyJinx
lol silly, I'd be happy if I could just crash at someone's hotel room you don't have to hook me up with anyone

@StrangeWizard
hii

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I need some relaxed music

who can help?

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Ignoramus
Hi.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Stupidasole
@Stupidasole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMkdtMQH7WM

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Stupidasole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dJq_fCK5YE&list=RD6dJq_fCK5YE#t=1

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@BunnyJinx
BDSM test

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Illusionz
this is great thank you

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@whereismyname
how are you?? it's been a while since we've talked

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Spazyfool
*pet*

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Supergrass
No worries, mate.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

soto will never rape you

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

link to the BDSM test?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Dreamworx
Just fine. You?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Stark_Naked
How's my dotter today?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Raving_Cute
@Raving_Cute
@Raving_Cute
@Raving_Cute
@Raving_Cute
@Raving_Cute
Tfw smiles a sad-freak :3

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Stupidasole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SODx6A8iu6k&list=PL9DC1BF18449F6CAC&index=14

@New_Cliche
Pffffttttt
No fun allowed
Now I really am going to bully you irl

@Ignoramus
It's gonna be a couple of us in there though, or we'll try to rent out 3 - 4 rooms this time
We always end up going to someones room and getting really drunk then we all mob it to the con together while drunk as fuck
It's great

@Spazyfool
Holy shit we're so compatible it's not even funny
Cute

@Need_TLC
Don't let your dreams be dreams

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Nude_Bikergirl
really enjoying my study and super busy ^^
how's your shoulder?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Crazy_Nice
Donate to me for plane ticket and lost school credits.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Crazy_Nice
this is good shit IMO

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Harmless_Venom
you're not even a girl or a decent trap to put out that is worth the plane ticket

I'd rather pay for Tokai's ticket instead

@Lord_Tryzalot
Ambient and Instrumentals/OSTs are always nice music to unwind to

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Crazy_Nice
that's okay, I'm not uncomfortable sleeping in a room with people I don't know well
I've never gotten drunk at a con during the day, only at night (and not super drunk) last animecon :p

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Lunatick
Doing well, thanks. Just catching up with Eddy.

And you?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Sir_Gallonhead
@MPmaster
you right
I took like 600mg of DPH 20 minutes ago and I'm really starting to feel it.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Boy_vs_Girl
I'm pretty sure you're going to know some of them
Like Kon, Ian, Grim, Ene, possibly Gnomes and Elma are going next year
A couple of my irl friends but they're really cool

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Booteefool
Still mostly unaddressed. Manageable at least.

girlDog
girlDog

fuck a bitch, get mad money
imma pound that shit when they hit, with that all night flow like they mean it.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@girlDog
Would you come to AX if I paid for your plane ticket and hotel but you had to let me fuck you?

farquit
farquit

@Spamalot
welll, I've talked to some of them but the only person I know relatively well is Ene from that list

I don't mind though, meeting new people is fun :3

@Soft_member
I thought they made CT scans and stuffs?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Evil_kitten
not in a thousand years

happy_sad
happy_sad

I'm retaking this bdsm test
Being treated with little or no respect during sex arouses me.
[sweating]

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I do not feel that my partner can ever 'abuse' me. I am their property and any use that they see fit, is proper use.

5mileys
5mileys

@viagrandad
mfw

@farquit
Ene is my homie
I go over to his pad all the time and we get drunk as fuck
I haven't gone in a while now that I think about it. We always go to cons and get turnt up

Are you shy irl?

@happy_sad
BRUH

cum2soon
cum2soon

@happy_sad
Aiming for 100% non monogamist?

takes2long
takes2long

@cum2soon
those last results were lies

w8t4u
w8t4u

Mordin doesn't even reply to me

What a fucking piece of shit

askme
askme

I would enjoy being owned in an arrangement where my owner lends/rents me out to other people for kinky sex (and I have no say in it).

Bidwell
Bidwell

@haveahappyday
hans zimmer makes the best movie scores <3

@5mileys
so I heard, we used to talk a lot like a year ago but then we lost contact for quite a while..
I'm not really shy just a little prudish maybe

massdebater
massdebater

@w8t4u
Sorry, when things get too embarrassing I tend to not reply.
@takes2long
@askme
couldn't even keep with that one for two minutes huh?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@askme
You're going to be an exact opposite of Soto

@Bidwell
Fantastic componist indeed
He made the soundtracks for Gladiator and Inception too as I remember

Inmate
Inmate

my super smash bros 3ds just arrived
tfw

idontknow
idontknow

@Sir_Gallonhead
Do it!

likme
likme

@farquit
MRIs. But never really got a satisfactory answer from multiple surgeons so I sort of gave up on it and it somewhat healed. I can tell it's partially wrong still due to impingement issues and occasional burning pain.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

pls no bully

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

these fucking software updates though

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@massdebater
How am I going to tease you if you won't even talk to me? I want to see how accurate that BDSM test is

@Bidwell
Yeah, I've been busy working
Can I bully you irl for having a funny accent? :3

@lostmypassword
Human Toilet/10

@idontknow
He said no
shikata ga nai

Playboyize
Playboyize

@lostmypassword
from that chart it says you're into bullying, though, you little submissive, you~

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Poker_Star
Do it anyway.

Techpill
Techpill

@iluvmen
mhm, aand from the dark knight, pirates of the carribean and many others, he's amazing

@likme
woopsies, a CT scan is used for the brain... I should know that a psychologist student ><

I'm glad to hear it healed, even if it's only somewhat! so you're not going to do anything about it anymore?

@Poker_Star
I'm a little busy now but we can skype later or I'll come on a tc if there is one, okay? :)

Methshot
Methshot

@lostmypassword
Sorta kinda feels like you're trying hard.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Hello, I just woke up. How are you all this Monday?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Gigastrength
Fuck that i don't want stuck up anorexic dutchfags or Vietnamese looking fuckers with me at AX

@Techpill
Bruh, I work tonight and haven't slept since I got off at 5:30am
I'm going to die

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Methshot
What do you mean

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@TreeEater
Are you upset now

Snarelure
Snarelure

y'all sluts

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Sharpcharm
I am so mad I made myself a cup noodles

@Snarelure
Brain problems/10

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Skullbone
Neato

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Techpill
Depends on whether or not it becomes an issue again.

Emberfire
Emberfire

45% sub

Evilember
Evilember

@TreeEater
How long til you have to work?

@Snarelure
post link to test pls

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Carnalpleasure
No point in taking it if you're just trying your hardest to score as high as possible in all categories. It's not a math test.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Firespawn
You know how much I like most of those things though.. I didn't put 100% for everything

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Skullbone
You're the one with problems

@Evilember
https://bdsmtest.org/

@Emberfire
hm?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I just want to break the rules.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@SniperGod
thankies <3

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Flameblow
ageplay
I didn't know you were into pretending to be a child...

WebTool
WebTool

@RavySnake
.//////////.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@RavySnake
It's not just children...

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@SniperWish
survive

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@TurtleCat
Hot grannies near Anonymous Proxy!

RumChicken
RumChicken

@BlogWobbles
what? o.o

StonedTime
StonedTime

@LuckyDusty
My name got deleted, I like older people

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@RumChicken
nothing nothing

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@StonedTime
I need to vomit.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@StonedTime
It's not ageplay if you like older people you dufus. Ageplay is roleplaying a different age, like those people who want to wear diapers and pretend to be babies.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

8 pages

TechHater
TechHater

@VisualMaster
Not grandparents!
@DeathDog
I know what it means... I'll tell you in private not here

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Emberburn
woops missed your reply

I hope it will heal overtime!

@CouchChiller
noo pls tell

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Calling it now: Desu likes to roleplay that he's a legal consenting adult.

FastChef
FastChef

@eGremlin
the questions are eh odd

@AwesomeTucker
kek

JunkTop
JunkTop

@eGremlin
Hello darling

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

mfw

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@TechHater
You're just nasty.

@eGremlin
Time will tell.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@PurpleCharger
80% wants to fuck his kids

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@PurpleCharger
lewd
@CodeBuns
I am not!

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@FastChef
oh lol, I didn't expected many normal questions from a bdsm test ^^

@JunkTop
haihai

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

hey look I can post boring test results too

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

post

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@StrangeWizard
How have your classes been going

whereismyname
whereismyname

@New_Cliche
adventures in missing the point

Nojokur
Nojokur

@GoogleCat
You want to fuck dudes with old, wrinkly ball sacks.
The fuck is wrong with you?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@whereismyname
tell me nezi how are those test results boring when a lot of the results have to do with topics common to thread?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@BunnyJinx
I have no fucking idea what daddy/mommy is, the idea of roleplaying as a dad disturbs me
I think the pedo aspect is ageplayer?

@GoogleCat
Kinda

@Fuzzy_Logic
Сука БлятьСука БлятьСука БлятьСука БлятьСука БлятьСука БлятьСука БлятьСука БлятьСука БлятьСука БлятьСука БлятьСука БлятьСука БлятьСука БлятьСука БлятьСука БлятьСука БлятьСука БлятьСука БлятьСука БлятьСука БлятьСука БлятьСука БлятьСука Блять

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@StrangeWizard
good luck anyhow

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Nojokur
Wanna walk down the line with freud on this one?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@PurpleCharger
Neat.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Nojokur
does desu get his own class of sexual? desusexual

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Sluts. No bully.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Supergrass
I think mommy/daddy is like having someone call you daddy/mommy during sex. "whos your daddy?"

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Supergrass
Ageplay is acting like you're older or younger, not set for either. Mommy/daddy is just like caring nurturing dom instead of abusive. It said all that in the results!

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Stupidasole
really good, I had a normal class and lecture earlier today ^^

@Dreamworx
thankies, personality tests are always fun to make

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Lunatick
i would feel really awkward with someone pretending to be older than they were

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Spazyfool
Vomit inducing.

@Fried_Sushi
He fucked his mother?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Garbage Can Lid
Nice! I just got home from my class not too long ago
@Booteefool
s-shut up

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

find new music
album not released yet
cant wake up

@Garbage Can Lid
yush, kinda wanna take other tests

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

darwins grey hair

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Sir_Gallonhead
*vomit*

MPmaster
MPmaster

Holy shit Desu kill yourself already

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Stark_Naked
That's cute :3

@Nude_Bikergirl
Desu explained it, makes sense

@Lunatick
Oh, that does make sense. Abusive a worst
I must have missed that I could click the results

Spamalot
Spamalot

dang someone's still mad

Soft_member
Soft_member

boop

girlDog
girlDog

@Harmless_Venom
ohh which class and was it fun?

@Lord_Tryzalot
http://personality-testing.info/tests/OSRI/
make this one

nice song btw

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@MPmaster
dont ky before posting butt pics though

farquit
farquit

post darwin

viagrandad
viagrandad

Soto you flipping doordar stop with the bully for petes sake or I will rap your knuckles

happy_sad
happy_sad

@girlDog
eh alrighto

thanks

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@MPmaster
Mean.. w-why should I do it
@girlDog
Environmental science, it's kind of a drag but I take adderall to help me

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Spamalot
I'm mad I can't sleep and its already been 24 hrs and i have work in 7.5 hrs

@viagrandad
Fuck brits

5mileys
5mileys

@haveahappyday
Why not?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@SomethingNew
take melatonin

takes2long
takes2long

@SomethingNew
@SomethingNew
No cussing.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@cum2soon
Partied too hard.

askme
askme

@SomethingNew
your fault for doing all those drugs

Bidwell
Bidwell

@happy_sad
good luck ^^

@haveahappyday
that doesen't sound so bad! I'm sure it's more interesting than methodology!

massdebater
massdebater

@w8t4u
the king

iluvmen
iluvmen

Heyo.

Inmate
Inmate

@iluvmen
hi guy with face and name

likme
likme

@Bidwell
It totally is, that sounds super hard ;~;
How are you holding up in it?
@5mileys
because that's mean

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@idontknow
oh god is that a fucking stungun chill out guy

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@cum2soon
Where is that gif where i get up and im limping while half asleep

@askme
RIP

@likme
Get on your knees then

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Bidwell
aha

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@iluvmen
Dude I graduated.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Watching nature shows. Jaguars and panthers so pretty.

Techpill
Techpill

@hairygrape
Bullshit you slut

Methshot
Methshot

@kizzmybutt
nah I don't have that one

@Gigastrength
from being a fag? xDDDDD

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Poker_Star
Tokai is a girl.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Techpill
h-hmph...

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

scoots no furry

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Gigastrength
Hey, congratulations!
Studying payed off, huh?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

So many cakeboys
Soto is in heaven

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Methshot
Are you still upset?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Playboyize
fucking how

@Deadlyinx
big cats

@Methnerd
not

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Carnalpleasure
yeah!

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Sharpcharm
bully vtec gonna kick in

Emberfire
Emberfire

@PackManBrainlure
No even.

@Skullbone
Rawr! Such killers!

Evilember
Evilember

@Snarelure
I was just teasing :u
I was also never upset, but you sure seemed a lil cranky

baddog was maximum overmad though

@Emberburn
VTEC a shit

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Burnblaze
at least the math anyways

Flameblow
Flameblow

@likme
it's not thaat hard, it's just really dry stuffs to learn

but the rest is super interesting so that balances it out ^^

@Poker_Star
lol we almost got the same result
I'm 100% sure the hand lotion killed my masculine score :p

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Skullbone
Balance in all things

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Evilember
BULLY VTEC is great
it overheats mordin's motor

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Evilember
He gets excited.
@Firespawn
Yeah I only studied that.

WebTool
WebTool

@Evilember
not even a little bit, you would have put in more effort to get true mad, i was just trying to shut you up as fast as possible before you could sound any more stupid

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@SniperWish
in the pants

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Burnblaze
I'll have to find some way to reward you.

What now, babe?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@TalkBomber
kek

@SniperWish
waaaaaaaay too animated

@WebTool
point proven 8-)
stay mad lil boy

StonedTime
StonedTime

@WebTool
i admit though, if you had called my bluff and provided citations and source i would have gotten a little mad

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@RumChicken
this is default, you clearly just don't pay enough attention (to anything)

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Emberburn
Could shoop in one more of those drinks coming from the upper right corner

I don't get bullying though, calling your partner a slut during sex sure, but otherwise what is it that it does for you? I'm genuinely curious

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Emberfire
used to watch natgeo wild all the time, its so pretty.

@Flameblow
hehe
i dont even use the lotion

@SniperGod
except your bsdm test

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

remember the time anoneemoos got oprah to say over 9000 penises on her show

TechHater
TechHater

There appears to be a particular way of talking when narrating creepypasta. It's similar to how BBC English works, but obviously not British.

eGremlin
eGremlin

basically my life

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@TurtleCat
murr
@LuckyDusty
Buy me something.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Mordin where are you

I just want to tie you up

FastChef
FastChef

@StonedTime
was too tired, it was like 4am man

i ain't got time for sources at 4am

@CouchChiller
no, I remember you being a buttmad troll from way back in furry threads on /b/ like 2+ years ago

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@FastChef
3 years, wow

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@BinaryMan
Well I was probably going to but now I don't want to.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I JUST LIKE ACTION AND EXPLOSIONS I'M NOT A BULKY MAN THING

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@DeathDog
I'm watching that right now

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Is it too late to post this shit since we're doing a whole new test

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@FastChef
everyone remembers you being a stupid boring piece of shit but hey look at us not telling you that

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@girlDog
that test

whereismyname
whereismyname

@FastChef
that doesn't go against what i said about it being default though, pay attention, have the posters in there were buttmad by default at the time

@FastChef
beyond that your sources would have probably been awful but i genuinely don't want to pick up where that left off

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Ignoramus
It ain't my fault the thing asked about natural disasters twice or something.

That'd be neat.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@whereismyname
half*

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@CodeBuns
I want to draw one with her hanging upside down.
@BunnyJinx
AW

Supergrass
Supergrass

@JunkTop
erryones got a weakness

@StrangeWizard
yeeee
just dont get too comfy and fall asleep

@GoogleCat
barbarian
I bet you barbecue at the monster truck rally every saturday

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@New_Cliche
[returns the insults back at you]

@whereismyname
everyone's mad except for me!

@Nojokur
-hugs your macho man muscles-

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Stupidasole
Are you a girly girlboi? :3

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Stop bullying

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Spazyfool
you seem to really like drawing poses and faces for anna, so go for it, just figure out what you want her to be doing.

how about swing or monkey bars?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

k

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Spazyfool
@Spazyfool
@Spazyfool
@Spazyfool
@Spazyfool
someone post it again

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Dreamworx
everyone WAS mad, jesus can't you even deal with tenses? you can't honestly be surprised if i get mad

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@DeathDog
let me guess, dancing and shopping then?

@GoogleCat
lol ikt, I didn't you know you were like duke nukem or something

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Supergrass
@Supergrass
I'll try not to. At work

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Stupidasole
post results :3

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

There's something very satisfying about it when Loco insults someone
I can't quite put words on it

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Lunatick
kek every single reply you make is so angry

just chill man, have some tea or something

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Angel is a guy right? Please don't tell me angel is a girl.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Spazyfool
Hey, shouldn't have said it!

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Garbage Can Lid
I just like technology and a healthy amount of violence.

Also post-apocalyptic things make me moist.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Lord_Tryzalot
i'm not actually angry at you. i am incapable of being mad at people, just their actions and any thing i can't resolve easily with conversation that i feel like i should be able to

except sci. fuck sci

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Sir_Gallonhead
Fucking fag

Soft_member
Soft_member

I'll apologize to Nezi for calling him out on his racism that was not as tactful as it could have been. However Bard needs to die.
@Need_TLC
Her simplicity is appealing to me.
@Boy_vs_Girl
I'm sorry master. I've learned my lesson.

girlDog
girlDog

@King_Martha
idk kinda seems like you're mad at people to me...

@Soft_member
still not racist tho
I love and hate equally

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Soft_member
no need to apologize though, if there was nobody to question our actions and motives we'd stray from our paths probably

but I appreciate the gesture

farquit
farquit

@MPmaster
haha I like watching series like walking dead but I'd never ever ever want something like that to happen irl :p

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Soft_member
Do you still remember by drawing request?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Spamalot
Eeeeeeh?! I was taking the test!

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Sir_Gallonhead
It's a dude, yeah.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Garbage Can Lid
..yeah

@Raving_Cute
so many girlboi

@Crazy_Nice
in japan its good to sleep at work

5mileys
5mileys

@girlDog
You are comparable to Kaz Miller.
@viagrandad
Yes.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@farquit
I doubt I'd survive long enough but being in something like a post-nuclear/zombie/else apocalyptic wasteland does have something to it.

takes2long
takes2long

How about someone thats a girl takes the test?

askme
askme

@5mileys
KK bb.

Also give me a few minutes.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Stop mad

massdebater
massdebater

@happy_sad
Let me blindfold you and handcuff you pls

iluvmen
iluvmen

@5mileys
I don't play MGS so I don't know anything about that person

@w8t4u
cute~

@takes2long
yeah hurry up and post results

Inmate
Inmate

@takes2long
We have no girl posters.

idontknow
idontknow

@SomethingNew
I'm totalweeb. In work. In life. On all levels except....

likme
likme

@SomethingNew
girlbois are bestbois

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

does anyone here have a working copy of hitman blood money? on PC? mine crashes to the desktop with audio on infinite loop at the start of the first level.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@massdebater
Sorry, my hands a tied.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@likme
cute

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@takes2long
@Inmate
looks like you'll have to be the threads girl now.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@kizzmybutt
You're such a sub
C-Can you call me master?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Poker_Star
All Swedes are cucklords anyways so it's a perfect fit.

Techpill
Techpill

@idontknow
except??

@likme
aw yeah

Methshot
Methshot

@SomethingNew
pffff I bet everyone puts the music loud and dances when they're alone at home though

@cum2soon
maybe it would be fun for the first few hours but then I'd probably get hungry and die...

@w8t4u
like I expected ^^

Methnerd
Methnerd

@askme
I'm going to take a sexy shower.
@lostmypassword
Yeah I have it on steam works fine for me

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Deadlyinx
What about finns, danish, and norwegians?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@girlDog
well what things seem like to you doesn't really matter, if you're wrong

@Soft_member
however you want to spin it you furfag, what kind of upside down setting? is there a good reason? like trying to draw her face upside down

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@TreeEater
fuck off desu
I'm talking to Mordin

Snarelure
Snarelure

/r/ing Mordin Vs. Desu pillow fight

@Poker_Star
lmao that trip

Skullbone
Skullbone

I can't be the only less feminine poster here.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@PackManBrainlure
They equally want to get fucked in the ass by the boyfriend, I mean girlfriend, since it wears a dress.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Methshot
lets hope

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Sharpcharm
Stop bullying mordin!

Evilember
Evilember

@Methnerd
are you running the patched version that doesnt run like ass on modern systems? what resolution is it set to? im trying to work out if its the ini settings ive got or the patch itself

Firespawn
Firespawn

@5mileys
you would remember it, in detail

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Skullbone
I scored on the manly end but I didn't bother taking a screenshot of it.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@SniperGod
Neat.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Firespawn
if you liked paul baribeau you should check out charles manson's music https://youtu.be/mpx4ODP35VQ

RavySnake
RavySnake

@TalkBomber
i didn't get very feminine, but i didn't screen cap it either

WebTool
WebTool

@Poker_Star
I think erin got less masculine than me.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Emberfire
He gets off to that
I do too

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Snarelure
↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑

@Burnblaze
lel

@Emberfire
Will you be his sacrificial lamb?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Emberburn
don't worry, I know!

RumChicken
RumChicken

@WebTool
now I really wanna see your test results

poooooooooooooooost

StonedTime
StonedTime

@TurtleCat
do me instead, spare him from your bullying

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@SniperWish
he's not bad, but just liking it because it's manson still makes you a faggot

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Shikata ga nai.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@TalkBomber
Only bits of femininity I scored were for using hand lotion, which is bullshit because if your hands are as calloused as mine you need lotion to be able to touch your fucking dick without tearing it

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Techpill
@Techpill
For physical

TechHater
TechHater

@StonedTime
I'd probably only use you as my personal doormat
And that's me being generous

You're not worth bullying

eGremlin
eGremlin

@DeathDog
Yeah, it's a bit biased. Taking apart electronics, girls should be able to do that too, and liking natural disasters should be asexual too. And guns. Guns are just neat.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@CouchChiller
the music actually is pretty good. and it's interesting that it's manson, but not why i like it.

FastChef
FastChef

@TechHater
t-thank you..

JunkTop
JunkTop

@VisualMaster
Hah. Queer.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@AwesomeTucker
not a very comfortable face to look at though

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@AwesomeTucker
he wrote a beach boys song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I0v2bVX8j4

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@LuckyDusty
nooo my image

@DeathDog
yea, the hand lotion one is a bit sillyy

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@RumChicken
I'm considering it but if I do it'd be embarrassing.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@BinaryMan
"do whatever fam"-sexual

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@LuckyDusty
howw?

@ZeroReborn
not being neckbeard

@eGremlin
I like guns

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

im at a coffee shop right now and i can buy a french press here for under 20 dollars. should i do it i'm really tempted.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@PurpleCharger
why not? he's a handsome man.
@CodeBuns
huh. did not know that. thanks.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@GoogleCat
girly is cute though

and being cute is good ^^

whereismyname
whereismyname

@StrangeWizard
exactly

Nojokur
Nojokur

@JunkTop
I got deducted masculinity points just because I use lotion which is retarded. It's needed to masturbate.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@FastChef
That's my girl

@GoogleCat
You're probably the girliest one here

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Nojokur
no it isn't

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Nojokur
needed

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Fuzzy_Logic
Guns are neat.

I want to be America to play with guns.

@whereismyname
*pet*

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Stupidasole
I could send it on steam maybe.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Nojokur
using any form of lube to masturbate
The fuck is wrong with you?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Illusionz
how big is your penis

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Fried_Sushi
Post it here.

This is a bully-free zone!

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Stark_Naked
@Supergrass
@Spazyfool
Onahole.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Fuzzy_Logic
@Fuzzy_Logic
too handsome

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Nude_Bikergirl
male masturbatory aids
The fuck is wrong with you?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Dreamworx
Spray bullets all over the field

@Lunatick
ayyy

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Nude_Bikergirl
nope, no toys either, yous just a bitch

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Fuzzy_Logic
I'm sorry but that's secret information

@Fried_Sushi
just post it baka

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Fried_Sushi
yay c:

send it~

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Fried_Sushi
Add me
thatsotoguy

@Need_TLC
What kind of doormat talks back to it's master?
Shame on you

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Nojokur
his parents gave in to the medical jew

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Nude_Bikergirl
but you said it's needed to masturbate, not that it's needed to masturbate with your fake vagina

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Booteefool
Shoot commies and TERRERISTS!

MURKA

girlDog
girlDog

@Sir_Gallonhead
well i dont have you added

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

that feel when you take a shit and go to wipe and nothings on the paper :^)

farquit
farquit

@Soft_member
Beg for it

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Lord_Tryzalot
awh

@Spamalot
ahmurika fock yeah!

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Fuzzy_Logic
@Dreamworx
you two are welcome at my place anytime for a no homo range trip
you just have to pay for gas and ammo

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@girlDog
http://steamcommunity.com/id/neziwi

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Booteefool
@Booteefool
Lmao

5mileys
5mileys

@Evil_kitten
I'm also suspicious when that happens.
I just use another piece to make sure.

cum2soon
cum2soon

BURNETH THE WITCH WHO UPON SELF PLEASURING APPLIETH LOTION TO THE SHAFT OF HIS MEMBER

lol, how is using lotion for fapping wrong for guys?

takes2long
takes2long

uppermost kek

w8t4u
w8t4u

@5mileys
yea but when you got that no wipe game going it's like fuck yes, i don't have to make my ass bleed with toilet paper

askme
askme

@happy_sad
I also wanna drive a tank and shoot while it's airborne after using a few family cars as ramp.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@happy_sad
no homo
It's Bebop, ikt, and Tokai.
There's no way it's not gonna be homo.

massdebater
massdebater

@cum2soon
i laughed

iluvmen
iluvmen

@w8t4u
my ass bleed with toilet paper
Don't buy shitty toilet paper then.
Get like Charmin Ultra Soft or Strong like I do. I wipe until the paper comes out clean every time.

Inmate
Inmate

@cum2soon
its redundant because precum
also tasting precum is fun

idontknow
idontknow

fam is a shit meme

likme
likme

@Inmate
also tasting precum is fun
Who the fuck eats their own jizz?
The fuck is wrong with you people?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Inmate
hmm...

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@happy_sad
I don't trust americans

@SomethingNew
oy vey

hairygrape
hairygrape

@idontknow
i learned it from /r/blackpeopletwitter

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I just use saliva if I want super fun times

Playboyize
Playboyize

you do not talk about that stuff

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@likme
actually he never said he tasted his own precum

he has a boyfriend ya know

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Poker_Star
*lick*

@Playboyize
*pet*

Techpill
Techpill

@iluvmen
i usually shit at home and just shower after if i can, but i have a really hairy ass so you see the problem here

Methshot
Methshot

@cum2soon
Aren't you a guy though

Methnerd
Methnerd

@viagrandad
okay I'll tell you!

but first shower time

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Deadlyinx
-licks back-

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Evilember
I just downloaded it and played it. It worked fine. 1920 by whatever.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Techpill
Same.
Wet wipes, bro.
Always a clean ass and no shit left hanging around.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Inmate
not everyone has the luxury of spewing lots of pre you know

[pained stare]

Skullbone
Skullbone

@cum2soon
it's not wrong, it's just not necessary, don't listen to the guy with a scab currently on his dick though (unrelated to fapping)

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@askme
I can't afford any of those things
not even one of the "family car" part

@Bidwell
it can be a little homo.

@kizzmybutt
i don't usually trust commies either but you seem alright if you don't shrivel up and cry at the thought of a firearm

Emberburn
Emberburn

@cum2soon
It's not wrong, but it's not necessary like he claimed.

@Poker_Star

Emberfire
Emberfire

@King_Martha
but it's fun putting a dildo inside an onahole for no reason at all.
@Harmless_Venom
I wish.
@Crazy_Nice
Nothing is wrong with me. It's mostly likely that test.

Evilember
Evilember

@Emberfire
blaming everyone but yourself

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Methnerd
okai

imma walk dog

@Burnblaze
my grandfather was a member of a shooting range and had his own revolver.
im alright with guns

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Skullbone
that shit's the worst, man.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@PackManBrainlure
on steam?

@Snarelure
change diet

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Emberburn
wh-what

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Burnblaze
;_;

That'd make me wanna compensate for free stayover.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@kizzmybutt
@kizzmybutt
Kek goyim brb noms time

WebTool
WebTool

@SniperGod
Yeah.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Evilember
Am I? Maybe people are just biased and two-faced.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Flameblow
caught myself on the zipper once while i was in a hurry to get back after break, order of operations is very important even outside of math

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Methshot
no, and i don't use lotion to masturbate, i just don't get what's weird about it, it's like the least weird of the non-vanilla faps considering what other people do

like i know a dude who's friend got caught masturbating with a can of baked beans poured all over his crotch

@Skullbone
okay

@Emberburn
i see

RumChicken
RumChicken

@TurtleCat
HOW IS IT BEING TWO FACED?
LOTION ON YOUR DICK IS JUST WEIRD, MAN.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@BlogWobbles
lol nice

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Flameblow
What's with the Charles Manson?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@WebTool
you sure? maybe it got patched or something i guess

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@TreeEater
/steam/index.html

eGremlin
eGremlin

@VisualMaster
Because #edgy

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

RIP in pieces 4chan

@AwesomeTucker
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AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Emberfire
good point, that does sound fun

@TalkBomber
hi :3

JunkTop
JunkTop

@DeathDog
Maybe this was a few months ago. I do recall having issues with controller support. It is an old game...

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@TechHater
Hi, Echo.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@RumChicken
I never said anything about using lotion on my dick though. I did say using it on the onahole & dildo though. Aren't you the weird one fantasizing me using lotion on my dick?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@CodeBuns
did you actually waste money on those things?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Supergrass
No a friend gave them to me as a gift. I don't know why.

JunkTop
JunkTop

skynet.quest: paladin;

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