I has to get going, see ya!
Luckily dogs don't stare at humans in the eye for too long.
I'm going to call you Yui.
real quick before you go. should i wait for you to go like this and not bother you when you're the other way so you're not so overwhelmed? y/n
. . .
No other animus?
okay then. farewell. <3
I hope to see you around again!
I think it's about my bed time
Enjoy the night
nini bard <3
Not that I have to watch.
Truth or dare?
How many images of this dog do you have?
don't know exact number because i'm not on computer. well over 300. truth or dare?
or neither. sorry.
Truth does seem like the easier option, both because doing dares over the internet is difficult but also because doing dares can be scarier too.
okay actually you were quick enough. do you have an innie or outie belly button?
i know i know
Should check out something new then~
Anyway I am off to attempt sleep.
Have a good one, all of you.
Wait... I didn't realize I was getting replies. I was tabbed out.
Fiora is balanced
lee is even more balanced
lee x fizz
talking about balance
@Garbage Can Lid
Fizz blew up Lucian there
an asssassin removes the ADC
I'm more concerned about Fiora chunking Lee in 5 hits. He had defensive items at least
back on my days, imba was the word for it
That girl is to young to be wearing that.
TIME FOR HANGOVER SLUTTINESS!
oh hey I remember hearing that word
first heard it when warcraft III dota was a big hit
greetings from 4:39PM in the future
Everytime I decide to download Mugen, I remember why I don't download Mugen.
that chance has passed since 2 hours ago! if anything i should be preparing for dinner ^^
Chii I owe you a Marisa fumo
Mark my words
because she's too young to be a slut
Colts are going down
Speaking generally though they both have overloaded kit and lee has a lot more mobility and damage than should be allowed, the r buff was way out of place.
True damage ftw
ff14 characters need TWO names
I can't even come up with one!
-pets you once and twirls your hair-
Jets are gonna lose :3
maybe i'll just make a spicy sauce, put fried egg on it and serve, i'm pretty broke.
hello, sweet stuff
THE FUUUUUCK OUTTA HERE
Wanna watch it wif me?
I have plenty of adult sluts too if that is better for you
That describes too many champions in League
3 bans per team is too little, I have been saying this since season 3 where Riots incompetence were reaching critical levels
does it contain happiness?
That's all? What about the steak and rice?
I like guy sluts.
yea. ill be back at 8 pm ^^
no steak, but of course i'll eat it with rice, rice goes without explanation!
I don't have any on my laptop. A few traps on my desktop tho.
It should arrive in the next 10 hours
wait... are you like an hour behind me?
it starts at 830 pm >:
its 611am now
steam or skype? ^^
is it your long awaited waifu?
Oh I'm jealous, I can't cook rice for anything in the world......
It's not homosexual at all. Why do you have those pictures saved?
Skype, please...please.. .thank you
-holds you close- see you tonight dear
-grabs- you're leaving now? nuuu
I assume you're male and by asking for lewd boy sluts you're homosexual in my book.
They turn me on, why else?
I'm only asking because isn't loli illegal in your country?
I bought it on Amazon.
they sell waifus now?
C17H21NO is my waifu.
it's as simple as pouring water and rice!
C17H21,, whaaa? is this some kind of hydrocarbon
No? At least, I've never called myself that. I don't think.
Oh I'm sorry, I'm Kari it's nice to meet you.
I considered buying a body pillow
Because it's adorbs! Why the sad face?
there's finger dipping technique you can google to get the amount right, just google it!
hey! a pillow is a pillow, no need to kill yourself over a pillow!
Rather the opposite. The legal age for sex is 15 here.
The whole thing with lolis is a recent thing for me and non loli lewd is still by far what I have most of
Wait, you mean like putting my finger in boiling hot water?
Are you sure? I'm Kari btw.
Would you a loli irl?
you do it before heating it!
Nah, children irl are kinda icky. 2D does sexualize them heavily and often unrealistically too which I think is why it catches on rather than appealing to pedophile thoughts.
I almost bought a daki
Okay it's time for me to get going. Goodbye everyone.
Oh! Ohhhhh! still scary though.
awww you're making me sad... you should get some rest.
Y-You really thought this out, eh?
I am Larf. Also known as every kamen rider ever.
thought you like...died
...i just woke up.
Common sense and a realistic viewpoint on reality should make everybody realize that
See you later.
Yes it is!
Not having a collection of fluffy waifus
having a collection of fluffy waifus
On second thought, that makes me sound like a furry.
post your pillow waifus.
no, you just got really, really mad at me for some reason and we never talked again.
I haven't the foggiest idea why.
that's dragon dildo
Realized I bought a game drunk, refunding that shit with 15 minutes of playtime.
Game is called Selfie, you fucking know that shit is horridly pretentious if the only game reviews come from the Tate gallery and Vice
You always say that though
I don't actually have any.
see, daki is not the worst thing to buy :3
that you're mad at me or I don't know why?
they do look good!
@Garbage Can Lid
that mad thing m8
I just have girl problems sometimes.
emotions are hard.
What else are you going to cuddle?
going home now, see you guys soon
Sure, blame your vagina.
What else am I going to blame it on?
You do realize I'm a total asshole, right?
Blame it on my ADD baby.
Ya right prove it nerd
blame it on the adc
you are doing it wrong
too tired. Also fuk u kunt
rip my girl feelings
Skype working for anyone?
this is how an annie dies
citation needed >_>
I blame it on my own sona
stfu about assfaggots
I blame it on my jungle lee
I don't' know what I was expecting.
iunno. wanna fuk?
tfw the only thing I have to complain about is my lack of things to complain about
The fuck am I supposed to talk about now?
How to describe the insensible chuckle that gave me.
I'll give something to bother you with.
ALL THE PETTING
Been playing gw all night?
rip crying chink man
Oh maaaan I remember when that dragon first came out. instances were packed and it was so hard to kill.
I feel so sleep that reading is hard I should nap and continue later butt there is so much to read and time is so useless
he was a push over for my dank ass build
nerfed for you, nerd.
You made my attractive Asian sad. Shame on you.
How on earth did someone photoshop that so good?
Sometimes I wish I could erase my memory so I can enjoy things for the first time again.
its fucking 3d it doesnt matter
A instance with over a hundred people can't kill it but you take it with ease?
I have no fucking idea hahaha
dude...I solod him
Great photoshop skills
Is into doto
Clearly rolling around in mod dollars.
How are you?
And what would you like to experience for the first time again?
I fucking hope so
God damnit gotta watch the fuck 20XX fox video again
Eh, true. I think it's time for me to sleep, though. only had last night off.
fuck you flood
Princess Meme, don't get cheeky or I'll 1v1 you edge of the mist.
thanks to you, i arrived safely at home~
Cover yourself up you slut
onli if u join mi bby
So, how be you, may be going soon to shop for things.
Well, maybe you forgot about them and now it is like the first time again!
For me, it would be all the videogames which blew my mind and warmed my cold heart.
Oh, but yes, I'll pet you to bother! Into submission!
But pets are almost as bad as hugs, and those are awful.
Im alright, just leveling in this gay mmo
what are you shopping for?
Hugs are amazing!
They warm you up!
They comfort you!
It's like a hotchocolate, but with an embrace!
Food, but now I want another game that would blow my my mind again. Undertale was too damn good and now I want more.
did you like...play MGS5 or something?
Why, you little..
No, they're awful. It's like being trapped in a gross fleshy cage.
I don't think my PC will run it.
... great, way to make it sexual and BDSMlike.
What do you like then?
then what did you play
I JUST TOLD YOU!
True, they the best.
Then I'll get you SHIT GAMES!
OH THE PUNISHMENT IS REAL!
I can't recall, a lot of australians play on it. Sea of Sorrows, I think it was.
Now you got something to complain about~
'Yeah, SCANNER keeps bothering me with his weird hijinx'
How did someone as ignorant as you eke out an existence?
I bet you went to fetch microwave pizza but pulled out a tin of beans the other day.
Btw, what is this gay mmo?
Is it good?
so I think i shall actually go to bed.
fuck you guise are in tier 2 in WvW
Keep shit talking over the internet, tough girl.
It just happens man, dont get so buttblasted
@Garbage Can Lid
Don't be a cheeky cunt, m8. You're lucky you're an ocean away or I woulda hooked ya in the gabba.
thats what they all say
I know just like blowing things out of proportion... and er... I did that thing myself.
Get one thing, picked out another?
You must piss off a lotta dudes, man-eater.
I do, its great
You ever do that?
Not pay attention and pick up something you didn't want?
Oh yeah thats shit, sorry the phrasing was giving me trouble
you fucking shitters
So when do you plan on going to bed?
"We will pursue mobile games aggressively," says Konami's new CEO Hayakawa in an interview with Nikkei Trendy Net.
RIP games, Panchinko is born
You need a job
Where do you see yourself in 5 or 10 years time?
eh.. no. Don't do that.
o dang, my ssl cert died
rip erin.wtf via https
erin, when will there be a dank background and a #420Blaze
idk, i can't afford another SSL cert.
you should still have it if you load the thread on http instead of https tho.
but yeah, ssl is kill.
fun fact tho, that marks 1 year of erin.wtf tracking anime threads.
You need an SSL cert to do things with the website?
without the SSL cert, it doesn't have https, only http
Is that a problem.
Erin stole our information
nae. if someone wants to donate that's fine, but i'm not begging for them, i'll sort it out eventually.
idk, let me check :o
Watch as she uses it for her evil master plan.
erin don't steal
Chii pls responce
i have failed to succesfully throw empty bottle to the trash can, and it's just 30 inches away from me
how do you do?
Oh yes, I can see my life slowly burning away.
Smiley, send water pls.
kill me, tak
well, i did have wildcard SSL so it was supposed to work on all subdomains, that was $149, but that actually never worked, it only covered the main domain, so regular SSL for $90 is fine.
but asking for a $90 donation is crazy, i am not about to do that.
i might be able to get an SSL certificate cheaper elsewhere, but tbh, i have literally no idea how to install an SSL cert from another provider, it's one of those hyper complicated things, i may not even have the Apache privileges to do it.
We need to do more KF2 some time ^^
yeah.. those zombies are growing in number, and only us can stop it.
it was stupid of me to wander alone as demolition, having to fight zombies at close range is pretty much killing myself
you could, just scream ZA WARUDO
Erin have you ever had bk-MDMA (Methylone)?
Tired and with a headache
What about yourself?
It up in ashes.
Okay, thanks for the info.
You're too far away.
waiting to go to work
REAL DIO WOULDNT CARE
We gotta do harder difficulty too!
i haven't tried methylone, but i have tried mephedrone, which was one of the close analogue cathinones that came out shortly after methylone was banned.
and that was fucking incredible o.o
as a level 2 demolition, i'm not ready >.>
Oh its that one fire and wind bitch anime
I hated it so much
Funny story, my little sis went through a weeb phase that i didn't even get her into
She just started watching anime on netflix during the summer and was obsessed with Fruit Baskets and Angel Beats
She told me to watch Kaze no Stigma and i was like "that show sucks"
She got all mad lol
So I can get it for 80 a g
Which isn't half bad but I have to drive like an hr away
It's pretty fun dude, you should try it if you ever stumble upon it
It's like a mild MDMA and a bit of a coke-ish high
Did some at 2hucon and was flirting with everyone and chatting it up with everyone
lmao some dude asked me if I was wearing circle lenses and I lol'd so hard
Tell your sister to watch JoJo
Ruin her life
KONO DIO DA
You asked for this.
i asked you to be my corvo
or agent 47
I'M SERIOUS SOTO DO IT OR YOU'RE NOT COOL
I am just a worthless liar.
it has the same reuptake-inhibiting and releasing effects on dopamine and norepinephrine as MDMA, but a weaker effect on serotonin.
as a dude once put it:
Methylone has almost the same potency of MDMA, but it does not produce the same effects. It has an almost antidepressant action, pleasant and positive, but not the unique magic of MDMA
but really, get some mephedrone if you like cathinones, like, that shit... cannot even begon to describe how good it is...
i don't take stuff like that any more anyways. maybe coke if it's offered, coke is pretty chill, but otherwise, i've come to terms that some things are just too good to be wise.
i love the way you lie
also, i take antidepressants, with are strong reuptake inhibitors of serotonin and dopamine anyways, so if i were to take drugs like that these days, i wouldn't feel it properly cause my brain is used to it, and serotonin toxicity may actually kill me :s
I don't believe that
I'll carry you even if it is true :c
should I have a bowl of cereal?
I'm almost a qualified nuclear operator my final oral board is tomorrow.
as the person who died at our last encounter with normal difficulty, i have proof!
ohhh! griddles, that's amazing! i wish you luck.
what time tomorrow?
you're about to get a thumb down, tak
"Drugs, sex and alcohol are bad for you" - Buddha, 2013
Just blame the ping, it was on US servers
She got over her phase already
The last thing she watched was Vampire Knight
She just randomly stopped watching and told me that anime is boring
Its for the best
The thing I love about this shit is that there is no heavy comedown, all it is is just feeling tired
Not like others where you get hit with depression mad hard
They're called "Bubbles" right?
Where can you get them?
tolerance is no fun
Buddhism is cool
I can dig it
sounds like a plan.
1230 tomorrow, but I have to go back in tonight to study.
"Apartments are for plebs"
Nelson Mandela 2015 leader of the anti-apartment movement.
yuh, that's cause serotonin is the happy chemical, and methylone doesn't deplete it as much as mdma.
and kinda, bubbles is a blend of methylone and ketamine
oh, and you can't really get it any more, since it got banned it doesn't get imported or cooked cause there is better stuff available anyways, so it's not worth the risk.
ah.. this might be early, but i'm sure it's not that difficult for you, sooooo
what's an oral test anyway? like an interview?
I was sweating like crazy tho and had watery shits
So worth tho for all those good feels
Kinda wonder how they make Methylone
"Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks" - Judge Judy, 1987.
I don't understand why people get nice coffins for their family members. The fucker is dead. Just stick them in a cardboard box full of silica gel packets.
it's just MDMA with addition of a beta-ketone group, pic related
the main precursor used is safrole.
Like a normal test but instead of just writing answers you write and talk and draw infront of board members and they access your level of knowledge.
and traps ain't nothin but girls with dicks.
me, right now.
what's an oral test anyway?
Must.... resist... urge...
It's for the families peace of mind to think of dying as not really you decomposition into the ground.
ah.. well, it's a piece of a cake for griddles!
i'll prepare some wine :3
what are you trying to do!?
That's just... kind of pathetic.
People have their own ways of dealing with death. You shouldn't think it's pathetic because their views are not your own.
Just trying to stay cool.
@Garbage Can Lid
I know it was sold as an air freshener called "Explosion" but Im pretty fucking sure its banned now
Kinda wish I could just buy some online but then again, I'd probably ruin my life like that
open your lolclient and log in!
Thank you for your vote of confidence.
I suppose. I dunno, I don't really get it.
Perhaps you just haven't dealt with the death of someone close to you yet.
It also preserves your body.
There is plenty of cultural significance in a large number of cultures but it doesn't really matter.
well, you can't just order methylone anymore cause it's pretty much universally banned, but they roll new research chems similar to cathinones, phenethylamines and methylated amphetamines out all the time dawg, try some new ones
like, for example, one of the newish ones is methiopropamine, a serotonin-dopamine releasing agent
I thankfully haven't had to deal with death in my family of friends yet, so I wouldn't know much about it.
I personally would like to be cremated and scattered in the winds etc. Something about being one with the earth and universe feels neat in my mind.
that is the main reason i'm here!
I've lost two grandparents and a close family friend. I didn't see it as a big deal.
I did cry when my dog died, though. I loved that dog.
Different relationships, same feelings.
I think I'd be upset if the cat next door died.
I don't think I'd be terribly surprised to find out I had autism.
that site has quite a few atm.
4-MPM, an analogue of phenmetrazine
2-MPPP, an analogue of 2-aminopropan-1
3F-phenmetrazine, an analogue of phenmetrazine
cyclo-methiodrone, an analogue of 4-benzylpiperidine
fluorolintane, an analogue of prolintane
indapyrophenidone, an analogue of pyrovaleron
MDAI, an indirect MDA analogue
mephtetramine, which is totally useless for anything but a tight jaw
methamnetamine, an analogue of methamphetamine
MPA, an analogue of methamphetamine
lol, there are loads more, but you get the point.
they sell stimulants legally.
Huh? On EU or NA? I'm playing FFXIV at the moment.
welp, I'm gonna get some sleep, I'll be back on later tomorrow.
i can go both ways :3
have a good one <3
is that a double entendre?
ii dont know what are you talking about :3
Manaka confirmed for playing on both teams.
i'm a good support!
Hey tranny fuckhead, what was that autism test you gave out, forgot the shitty fucking name.
One kilo of MDMA took about 2 weeks continuous work for three people. That was because some processes could only be done in 50 gram batches. We used 75 litres of solvents which we had no way of recondensing as we had no fume cupboard. All that was boiled off producing vast amounts of vapour which was heavier than air and would fill up the basement. There were toxic fumes, some were highly poisonous, and a lot of spillages because we got over tired. Sometimes we were left coughing and ill from inhaling fumes which hurt our eyes and made us giddy. We were also worried about explosions which could be sparked off by the vacuum pump motor, so when things got really bad we had to evacuate the basement and the fumes could be seen drifting out of the windows. Once a flask of ether exploded, and during the Ritter reaction hot sulphuric acid and methyl cyanide shot up to the ceiling and dripped down onto us! I think it has permanently damaged my lungs.
isn't that the smartest way of playing?
flask of ether exploded
it rained cyanide and acid
i think it has permanently damaged my lungs
this is dramatic
just read your message
I was in the shower sorry
This is one of those ironic posts right?
stay in drugs
don't do school
eat your teeth
k a n k e r
If it helps you sleep at night, doll.
The first two are pretty aight
Just don't eat your teeth
One of my friends was rolling balls once like 3 years ago, and was grinding/clenching his teeth so hard he chipped his tooth and was like crunching them and asked us who put pebbles in his mouth
We we're like "Yo that's your teeth"
Yo that's your teeth
made me shudder/10
he must've been fucked up
Yeah, he couldn't believe it
He hasn't done E since
Still has his chipped tooth, it isn't too bad though
He was 6 pills in
he was on a good one
We used to throw E parties all the time
tfw you needa fart but yo boobs too perky
erin, these horse racing risk/rewards are stupid.
How are these too things related?
For fuck sake.
Kinda wanna smoke weed with Goggles and Erin and listen to this while we start [REDACTED]
fuck if i know
that's a gay music yo
skynet.play: unicorn kid - just dont open your eyes yet;
a 1/4 chance with only a 1.5x win.
You could at least show the odds of each horse otherwise it's a dice roll that has more loss than wins.
welcome to gambling
I've never tried weed before.
All my cooldowns on instances reset, but I don't want to do them.
put it this way
every horse has the exact same chance of winning, they all generate random times from the same min and max numbers
no, with 1/4 chance of winning, a 2x return for a win would make the odds level at 50/50 over multiple plays to break even.
but in a casino, the house has an edge. this edge in this case is a 0.25 on return.
so, the final steaks are, 1/4 chance, with 1.5x payout on win.
that is very fair for a casino.
THIS TRACK IS SO CHILL THO
I listen to a lot of slow music when stoned
Fast music with stimulants
Ambient music when on hallucinogens
Relaxation and some mild euphoria
Be ready to cough a lot though cause babby lungs
a chill track aint an ill track
I kinda want to do molly with soto
There are a number of games which take skill into consideration rather than chance.
With the rewards you receive out of that 1.4 chance you either have to be super lucky to put up a large amount up and receive anything worthy back or you're not going the be playing for fun.
Casinos are supposed to be fun not 'okay here's your results now go away'.
Hey I want to bug my home so I can listen to it.
Can someone help me out?
You can find all kinds of surveillance gadgets on the internet that are brand quality.
Most suppliers that will only sell to law enforcement agencies usually have their products so marked up, its unrealistic. Good bargains, and very high quality equipment can be found offered by a Japanese company called CONY. Usually their products are so reasonable that it makes the competators cry in shame. I suggest you write to them.
What's your favorite kind of genre?
You're more than welcome to
Only requirements are that you can keep cool while high as fuck in public and that you aren't autistic as fuck
Get one of those baby radio thingys
They're like 8 dollars
Kill me fam.
Good morning, desu
I used to do it like 3x a week for 3 years I could handle myself in any situation, most of my friends wouldn't realize I was rolling outside of me talking more and huge pupils. I haven't done it in a while though so yea
How are you?
Good. Just watching some Wakfu.
this is not a game of skill, it is a game of chance. you will also find that in games of skill, there is still a house edge.
also, i should point out, the horse times are drawn with the function mt_rand(), which is based on the Mersenne Twister algorithm, which is about as random as pseudo-random gets, far more random than the standard rand() function.
it is a prime example of a house-edged game of chance. there is a good chance you will walk away in profit. there is a slightly better chance you will walk away in loss. it all comes down to the luck, if you've had a losing streak, law of averages says a large bet after a losing streak of small bets will likely put you in profit, but of course, the chance of winning hasn't changed after that losing streak at all.
and that puts it down to personal choice, whether you favor averages over time, or statistics in the moment.
it's the whole thing, flip four coins. 3 of them land tails. what is the chance the last one will be heads? of course, statistically it's 50/50, but from the perspective of averages, it's more likely to be heads.
I need to be able to access it from a country away if need be.
You're not getting back into drugs.
the dead cant speak D:
What are you, his mom?
I am the posting dead.
Dying is not the answer
Do shit that can possibly kill you and realize how fun it is until you almost actually die then you'll straighten out
Sounds like you're good in my book
Just put some shades on and we can cruise
When was the last time you rolled?
For what even?
You get off to eerie noises or something?
I wish you would scold me for doing drugs
i would stop drinking and doing drugs for you, not gonna lie
Where do you stay at again?
If that's what it takes for him not to get into trouble then yeah. I'll be his mom.
Halloween 2013, I used to be able to do like over a gram by myself in a night but I doubt I could handle that much anymore.. I live in florida but trying to save up to move out west