grim, these alarms are starting to get really annoying. thanks.
Grim, these alarms are starting to get really annoying
y'all sick in the head
What's that s'posed to mean?! *cheek puff*
But my heart is stone.
That'd be a really cool premise for a kill-of-the-week show.
Luka and Yan need to hit 65.
These instances take too long to get into.
gas is $2
Sick in the head, Sick in the thread.
if you filter me, please let me know. also, this is not the type of thing you want to volunteer for if you don't actually filter me, but if you do you'll appreciate it.
Thread is head.
Is that in TERA?
tbh once I read the first sentence, all I was thinking about was senior discounts for Luka.
"On a board that barely anyone in the world knows exists, several people are about to face the face they have been putting out for the past few year, to the DEATH."
so would we like each have to survive our own avatars?
Anyone played Undertale?
Sounds like my kind of game.
A dense weep indeed.
It is. I have the last two dungeons unlocked, but I'm only on when the servers are sparse.
damn, that's crazy. my car gets really good gas mileage and i barely use it anyway so gas isn't a huge problem for me. i'm glad for that.
SHUT UP ELMA I WANT TO GO TO BED SCOOTS WHERE IS MUH LULLABY?
Yeah, he was suggesting I should try it, but eh. I usually find MMOs too tedious.
He being Yan.
Yeah, and it'd be super rough cause I have like, 8 avatars or something so I'd just be running all series.
So weeb that the b has flipped its' lid.
I was going to roll up a new character.
I'd play with ya.
Nah, that's alright. I might give it a try eventually, but I can't be bothered with it today.
The magical sharpie reborn?
There's a magical sharpie?
nobody filters me?
I wasn't going to do it today, but eventually.
well i'd be absolutely fucked, personally, most of you post little girls though so as long as they don't have super powers you should be able to mostly just kick them off
Night scoots love you night alma night arjuna, and the weirdo from canada.
song for scoots
Oh. Well, I'll let you know if I change my mind about it, then.
no goodnight for me? </3 seeya proto
The wawa on university is 1.95
I think that was the clan's name which we had.
It was. New guild is fetish quest, but it's not an anime guild. Just the new guild I'm in and working on.
hug and night light and love
I could stream the dungeon.
as long as you keep eating your food on time its ok
tfw I still have to get premium gas
bruh you get that text from school about a black guy masturbating at the bus stop? lmao
i have time for a stream right now, i'd jump in too
<3 aww you're a sweetie. sleep well.
that guy was me
you're whiter than ...uh.....I got nothin
Did anyone bully you for it~?
bruh you get that text from school about a black guy masturbating at the bus stop? lmao
he actually spoke to me about this last night. What a weird text to get.
hey, what's new, chii?
why are you not @ 2hucon
The Desu is growing outrageous.
Oh well, I'll see if I get back on that game at some point, a bit busy nowadays.
its a fun action mmo~
Scoots, I just got Undertale.
I'm gonna fuck with so many leaf piles.
Why are you still awake
basically if you drive a "performance" type of vehicle you need premium, but always check your owners manual for this information
if you still have it
yeah I got it at work and started laughing
like shit, just say "public exposure" or something
Why aren't I being fed grapes?
Y-you didn't let me off the leash to get more from the market
i really like that character's hair.
Hmmm... streaming seems okay, but that feedback loop hurts >_<
i prolly cant stream leeg or any online game tho... too much lag from streaming
It was year 2015, we were living dark ages where Desu had lewded every single poster left in the threads, but a few remained and they had to do whatever to survive and avoid such fate where they would feel the need to be cumsluts to this horrific creature that came from an unknown dimension of cumsluttiness.
Make friends with skellingtons
Fuck with leaves
Play as a cute little gril
How did I not find and get this game earlier?
Did you forget the grapes I grow in the yard?
I thought Desu was the cumslut.
I am untouched
it's a real question but whatever.
Horrific creature that came from an unknown dimension of cumsluttiness
NIGGA NEEDS TO GET OFF MY TURF!
A clever ruse, it's all like in the Alien-franchise, it just waits until it can breed more out of you.
Better run and arm yourself.
*spits grapes on you* They're warm..
*feeds you watermelon*
god damn i feel terrible
But they were outside!
I get that a lot actually
ty small canadian deer.
then stop doing drugs! it's bad for you anyway. or is that not the reason? lol
you're subbing to the most sub of subs.
This sounds spoopy.
ready to meet up with me yet? ^^;
Please don't be angry with me...
It's a curse mang
I just wanna kick it with the cool kids
nah I don't habeeb it
partly i guess
Then be useful for once
Slimy tentacle thing that lays delicious lewd eggs inside yo butt
My lewd spans across multiple boards
If Desu is Alien equivalent of lewd, I'm the fucking THING. There are prolly a lot more people carrying my nonsensical taint without you even knowing.
I'm surprised that you're surprised of my horrid butt crimes!
I read one of your posts earlier that you had trouble socializing or something?
Could you go into more detail about that?
What does spoopy mean?
are you skipping me right now?
Now I feel kinda bad for breaking goggle's heart.
You should feel good
I can chill the grapes but you locked the fridge so I don't eat like a person
I'd rather just shoot the shit right now
Wanna play soccer?
Welp, time to play Undertale.
I'mma pester each and everyone of you later.
See you again in a week or something.
Wouldn't be surprised, since you can identify a doujin from a single panel.
Not really my type of a sport, but totally would.
Well dogs aren't humans after all, you'll find a way
You know, in New York City, most people on the street mind their own business. They don't really go up to talk to you.
Unlike in LA, where I experienced tons of friendly people who weren't afraid to talk to you out of nowhere... but then yesterday this friendly man wished me a goodmorning
it must be the big city effect or something, but when I'm out and about, I usually just give people a few looks at most.
just some ramble to think about
But they have such huge British teeth
Fuck I should've said kickball.
This is a good time for us to vacation in Antarctica like you promised, then...
soup or sammich?
grim what do i do when grim skips my responses?
Shit went down yesterday
Touhoucon? More like lewdcon 2015
come on grim that wasn't an option, get it together man!
TELL US YOUNG ONE
TELL US THE STORY OF YOUR JOURNEY
hang on. getting on computer so i can respond adequately.
Whats up with my psoting.
who even are you
people in NY tend to be very paranoid too don't they?
Like scared of getting mugged
Scared of the police
Scared of going broke
You don't have to! Just let me freeze to death out there and put an end to my suffering ^^
yay i randomed Syndra~
gold skin best skin! ♥
your flag is a choocolatte' bar
It's ugly but this proxy is so great
Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawling in my skiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
yes, i am.
You want me around?
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAAAAAAAL
GOD DAMN IT TOKAI I WANTED TO DO IT
FEAR IS HOW I FALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God damn Netherlands
Most people in the low-upper-middle class are always on the move, racing to survive, let alone thrive in this place.
It is unforgiving if you don't give it your best every day, it really is.
As for the fear, I'm not sure. I do carry a knife on me nowadays though, just in case someone tries anything. Flashing it alone would be enough to deter a person, I feel
but I'm ready to use it, too.
But then I'd have to flee the scene and all that shit
it's painful thinking about it
if you're going to carry a weapon, carry a gun.
Why carry a knife when you can simply use your fists? Train yourself Grim and you too can become a master. But if you ever see a guy with a gun, run.
*feeds you chilled grapes*
I saw that thing
But do you actually know how to use it because a smart mugger would probably expect someone to have protection especially there in NY
I did, when I did the armored truck guard thing.
Cant exactly do that so easily now.
A smart mugger would know that NYC has laws that inhibit people from carrying protection.
Grim, you need to maybe re-assess your life and place of residence if you feel it necessary to carry a weapon on your person.
well don't waste your time with knives either way.
violent attacks could happen just about anywhere.
At least take some self defense classes. Probably judo or aikido.
I wouldn't carry a knife on ym pewrson anyway. Personal family related reasons. Can end VERY badly.
I got robbed at gunpoint in 9th grade right outside my school
for a metrocard
I was thinking more Krav Maga
What's popping off?
A smart mugger probably isn't going to expect other people to follow the law if he doesn't.
Taking a knife to a gunfight wouldn't have helped you tyhen. And it won't help you now. Hurr hurr peace of mind, I get it, but you never know when shit hits the fan and you may "overreact".
@Garbage Can Lid
Idk about that.
If he sees some guy with a bookbag and some nice headphones, I think he's just going to assume he carries good money on him, and that's it.
Either way, the knife is a last-ditch thing.
Running is always easier and not breaking any laws
aikido is pretty good
krav maga is nuts
you literally have to increase pain tolerance by nearly killing yourself it's fucking stupid
there are other ways to do that
@Garbage Can Lid
My lungs and stomach. Non stop coughing for the last 6 days.
you literally have to increase pain tolerance by nearly killing yourself
THIS IS HOW YOU GROW STRONG LENKO
maybe I should apply for a concealed carry
but it's going to cost me like 800
Or take up Krav Maga.
340k? that's how much you've spent on league skins?
You're not a SAIYAN. IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT GRIM.
In Karate they hit you with bamboo shoots and you train on something that I forgot the name of and do like 1k punches. Your fists bleed and get stronger. Then they make you break cinder blocks.
tfw 50 days worth of posts still left to sift through
tfw will never need another wallpaper again
why do I do this to myself
nonviolence is a best.
Grim Let us set up a MMA gym.
GRIM IT'S NOT
well there's worse ways to spend $700
It's been over the span of 3.5 years.
Raising pain tolerance lets you take more punishment and thus deal more, no?
i guess i'll aram before heading out to soup kitchen
Stop just purposefully saying pity bait.
It makes you seem even more pathetic. Grow up and stop the constant self loathing. Every aspect of your situation is a direct result of your own action; just grow the fuck up and address instead of just crying about it day in, day out hoping something with just shit out a solution to whatever petty problems you have.
No it's not really like that. Sure if you increase your pain tolerance then you can just shrug off basic blows. But if you completely disregard all the damage you're taking you'll fall fast. A good fighter tries not to get hit.
I'll give Rowdy a ring.
No they just step on your balls repeatedly. Russians are fucking insane.
Krav is Israeli.
set up gym in NYC
"Yeeee I will endorse tha"
get slammed by rowdy while sparing
rip in peace
Sure Krav was developed by the Israelis/Jews in Czechoslovakia.
Krav Maga encourages students to avoid confrontation. If this is impossible or unsafe, it promotes finishing a fight as quickly as possible. Attacks are aimed at the most vulnerable parts of the body, and training is not limited to techniques that avoid severe injury; some even permanently injure or cause death to the opponent. Drills provide maximum safety to students by the use of protective equipment and the use of reasonable force.
Students learn to defend against all variety of attacks and are taught to counter in the quickest and most efficient way.
Ideas in Krav Maga include:
Counterattacking as soon as possible (or attacking pre-emptively).
Targeting attacks to the body's most vulnerable points, such as: the eyes, neck or throat, face, solar plexus, groin, ribs, knee, foot, fingers, etc.
Maximum effectiveness and efficiency in order to neutralize the opponent as quickly as possible.
Maintaining awareness of surroundings while dealing with the threat in order to look for escape routes, further attackers, objects that could be used to defend or help attack, and so on.
Training can also cover situational awareness to develop an understanding of one's surroundings, learning to understand the psychology of a street confrontation, and identifying potential threats before an attack occurs. It may also cover ways to deal with physical and verbal methods to avoid violence whenever possible.
Idunno lenny it sounds very good
Sounds like an ultimate fantasy of yours
grim come to NH you can get the conceal permit for like 20 bucks
$10 for residents, actually.
$100 for non. lol
Its my weekend fap material.
Then go learn pencak silat if you want to be an edgelord. It's almost the same thing but without the KICKING YOUR BALLS OUT.
how is that being an edgelord?
I just want to neutralize the threat :C
Talk to Erin about the issues with moderation
Krav maga is for edgelords. How about you hit the gym first and lose some weight, yeah?
He doesn't want new mods
having issues wth moderation
I told you before
erin doesn't want to deal with that shit
he makes a good point
Lenko is a pasty peice of shit. The ultimate edgelord. Bet his favourite album is Meteora. Fucking cunt.
They are the Admin.
It's their job to.
But I don't plan to drop this.
Down with mods!
Vote Squash in 2016 elections.
Well yeah. I'm pretty sure there's no fat Krav Maga experts lol
scoots this mad
Yeah, go do that first. Jackie Chan learned Karate, Tae Kwon Do, and JeetKunDo.
i went for a reboot.
you were just badgering me about things i'm already well aware of.
i get emails when you say my name you know, i did see all the conversation last night, there's no need to spam me on steam, i'm already aware of the problems and am considering the best course of action.
She's not here to do admin stuff to keep you happy.
If she decides to be lazy about it, that's her call.
i was in love with that album when i was like ten lol.
Pretty sure she admin tho.
i get emails when you say my name you know
Why would you even want such a thing set up?
It's not like this place needs any admin or mod. We're fine without one.
You can even filter people on here without a script. Literally 2ez.
I left two messages before I went to bed, then I attempted to talk to you.
That isn't spam. If this has been a long time issue then I would think the months it's been would be long enough to work on a solution.
Popularity contests are not a solution either.
It's not that serious.
Especially when there is no real solution.
Pretty much the only point of having mods here is to clear out the spam threads, anyway.
What's the problem, Squash, and what's the solution to whatever this problem is?
I trained in taekwondo for 5 years and got my red/black belt. Only stopped because I moved states. woe is me
we need an american mod
Whoops didn't finish that thought there
Ronda Rousey is ugly as fuck
only if it's me
I don't see how you're going to effectively stop it.
Banning isn't going to work as most people here can easily evade it.
The onus has to be on people to ignore it/filter it instead.
Spam, doxing, shit of the like.
Seriously, we have a list of rules, while small, the majority of the time even if there is spam it's hardly dealt with. Private info gets posted and shit.
And even when actual issues come up they don't want to hear it. It's just "oh it would cause drama" or "there is no real solution so no point in talking about it".
Why not use the log in system and ban accounts. Give out log ins by request so the system isn't abused with throw away accounts?
There are far worse things you can do as admin/mod.
It's just that nobody here would figure it out because they're skids.
Nobody really has actually enforced the rules.
They have been simple slaps on the wrist.
when are you getting of dnp
What is a skid
I like this
a brown mark on your underwear. You get it when you don't wipe your ass enough.
I don't know what you're talking about?
I think some of his avatars are pretty good.
This cat girl for instance.
Also why bring this into thread when I approached you in private?
do you like my avatars, lloyd?
Why bring you approaching her in private into thread
No what Lenko is referring to
No the ones with real chicks
Script Kiddy, or basically someone who doesn't know jack about coding. Even I know enough to do some perm damage.
you really gonna say this when you brought it up after approaching here in private?
That's pretty much the danger of using an imageboard in a tech-savvy community, though.
If you're going to hand out info that could lead to doxing, then that's partly your own fault.
Banning is currently the only way of dealing with this stuff and it's completely ineffective as a punishment.
As you say, a login system could work. It worked when I was doing admin stuff on a forum that had this kind of community, just without the images stuff.
I think giving out log ins would deter people signing up, but it would make bans more effective.
Most of those rules are pointless.
And as above, the punishments are currently ineffective, so not much point doling them out.
FUCKING JAPAN GONNA BEAT THE BOKS YE YE
I thought the satanic folder was interesting
Grim wanted me to let you know you have a brown stain on your shorts
Too late sucka.
nyeheh maybe i shouldn't have put all my eggs in one basket
Ahh, I'm glad I don't do mod/admin work anymore.
It's shit and no-one ever thanks you for it.
that was erio's...
kinda glad it's me and not an idiot.
but i'd rather there were more non-idiots to do it.
Posting Leone to please Lenko-sama.
1.5 min late
They are not.
Ban every proxy, you run out before you start having to pay for them. Even then, those run out.
@Garbage Can Lid
You have me at a loss for words, Grim.
Mm yeah. Scoots has pretty trash taste most of the time.
He's just mad that he's a skid. Only slander.
Ban every single proxy?
You're kidding, right?
Do you think it'd be that easy to find a list of every single proxy and update it all the time?
Plus you're forgetting ISPs that hand out dynamic IP addresses.
I'm an idiot?
Of course not.
Post it up for download
Tell him to get good
(which one, grim or scoots?)
Look. Can we just ge tthe mod shit done ASAP so we can stop having this bullshit discussion. Better yet. Have no mods. But then again we would be having a pissing contest about why we need mods. And yaddie ya.
Kind of sick of seeing/reading/hearing the same bullshit. But I know it is practically an eternal state for this place. It is one of the core dramas that fuel this place. GG. My eye rolling knows perpetual RE.
See; If, by Rudyard Kipling for firther reading.
Can't we just ban Squash and be over with the drama
Grim is the skid, scoots has shit taste.
I'd like to thank you for the time you put into it.
you are my replacement Dotts
have fun <3
not every proxy available. Every proxy they use.
It takes significantly more effort in finding and using a proxy than banning someone.
Why would anyone ban Squash?
Just get rid of the faggot in delusion, erin and then sci.
by the way guys, i'm running for mod now. don't all vote for me at once.
Caring about other poster's avatars.
Wow, how fucking smalltime.
Also banning squash is stupid, you are stupid, stop stupid.
So both of them need to get good
A lot of your folders are shit
And the dog girl is wasted on you
kitten I was about to write a reply
Oh no. I didn't even nominate myself - not last time or this time!
I can turn my router off and back on and I'll get a new IP address that isn't banned.
Nothing to do with proxies.
hahaha all mine.
I'd vote for Sci ironically, but then regret that when he got power and liquidated the board. See you all on our 3rd Leeky Forums board very soon.
that takes you 90 seconds at the very least.
I can ban you in 10.
You're a funny guy
I just want sci and luka permabanned tbh
I'm mega mod now
No bully you bent cunt.
You're a really misinformed guy
I think i would fit as mod. I would not ban anyone and anyone is welcome to enter animus.
Who the fuck are you?
The big question.. what do we call it?
That would be fascist, Lloyd.
Ooooh, and who's the admin!
Let's have mods too!
Better luck next time~
mad cause bad
learn about things first next time then
2ch has gr8 stuff sometimes. then then some stuff I don't know if i want to see. Then the one i want to send now but it says invalid webm. gotta find sauce.
You seem to know your own bodily limits.
do NOT overstep them.
Need to know basis
Batman is a fascist
Shit turns out well that way
I'm gonna fuck you up.
Holy shit, a meal did wonders!
Now we can go out to #POUNDISH
how are you today? :)
Yeeeeeee naw might quit if this mod shit doesn't get sorted out soon.
pounds are anglo-american
tfw all eggs in one basket and it works out
do you really think kazura is wasted on me? :c
HI SLEEPY I AM SCOOT
I know my limits all too well. Trust me when I say I'm fine.
That's only because he can't be stopped. He even beat Superman.
reading this bin
lenko you are coo-coo
when you get 9 hours sleep but feel tired all day because you spent the night thrashing in your sleep over nightmares you can't remember
Yea she's a pretty cute chick and you're pretty creepy most of the time
Because you're being a cunt.
No spoilerz pls :c
Yeah in one of those movies where him and superman were pretty old.
ask your local sentinent what the diffrence between a normal bench and a pundar-bench is sometime
kom uppsala, vi fuckar ur
Oh OK not worried then
What about that new one coming out?
Now you're being manipulative.
Wasn't aware that there was one coming out. What's it about?
OH LOOK AT THE TIME
IT'S TIME TO PET
what will he/she answer?
skynet.chat: Can you dodge pets?;
i don't... feel creepy.
this shit is disturbing
@Garbage Can Lid
Dude I have no idea.
And I saw the trailer like 4 times
Just google batman v superman on youtube
And the one that looks really fake and amateurish
Is actually it
It's not if I am also manipulative.
when bench goes poundish
correctly, unless he forgot
jag är inte heller i uppsala, men jag ska dit snart
can you feel it, mr. krabs
Karp send me a rewal cuban cigar.