Grim, these alarms are starting to get really annoying

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

grim, these alarms are starting to get really annoying. thanks.

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Soft_member
Soft_member

cunt

girlDog
girlDog

y'all sick in the head

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Harmless_Venom
What's that s'posed to mean?! *cheek puff*

@Sir_Gallonhead
But my heart is stone.

@Boy_vs_Girl
That'd be a really cool premise for a kill-of-the-week show.

farquit
farquit

Luka and Yan need to hit 65.
These instances take too long to get into.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@TurtleCat
gas is $2

happy_sad
happy_sad

Sick in the head, Sick in the thread.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

if you filter me, please let me know. also, this is not the type of thing you want to volunteer for if you don't actually filter me, but if you do you'll appreciate it.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Thread is head.

5mileys
5mileys

@farquit
Is that in TERA?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@farquit
tbh once I read the first sentence, all I was thinking about was senior discounts for Luka.

takes2long
takes2long

@Evil_kitten
"On a board that barely anyone in the world knows exists, several people are about to face the face they have been putting out for the past few year, to the DEATH."

so would we like each have to survive our own avatars?

w8t4u
w8t4u

Anyone played Undertale?

Sounds like my kind of game.

askme
askme

@Evil_kitten
A dense weep indeed.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@takes2long
years*

massdebater
massdebater

@5mileys
It is. I have the last two dungeons unlocked, but I'm only on when the servers are sparse.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@viagrandad
damn, that's crazy. my car gets really good gas mileage and i barely use it anyway so gas isn't a huge problem for me. i'm glad for that.

Inmate
Inmate

SHUT UP ELMA I WANT TO GO TO BED SCOOTS WHERE IS MUH LULLABY?

idontknow
idontknow

@massdebater
Yeah, he was suggesting I should try it, but eh. I usually find MMOs too tedious.

likme
likme

@idontknow
He being Yan.

Derp.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@takes2long
Yeah, and it'd be super rough cause I have like, 8 avatars or something so I'd just be running all series.

@askme
So weeb that the b has flipped its' lid.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Evil_kitten

hairygrape
hairygrape

@idontknow
I was going to roll up a new character.
I'd play with ya.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@hairygrape
Nah, that's alright. I might give it a try eventually, but I can't be bothered with it today.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@kizzmybutt
Gross.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

The magical sharpie reborn?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Shower, lates.

Techpill
Techpill

@Gigastrength
There's a magical sharpie?

Methshot
Methshot

nobody filters me?

@Deadlyinx
bibi

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Poker_Star
I wasn't going to do it today, but eventually.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@lostmypassword
well i'd be absolutely fucked, personally, most of you post little girls though so as long as they don't have super powers you should be able to mostly just kick them off

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@lostmypassword
what.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Night scoots love you night alma night arjuna, and the weirdo from canada.

song for scoots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdXCsXcs6nA

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Methnerd
Oh. Well, I'll let you know if I change my mind about it, then.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Carnalpleasure
no goodnight for me? </3 seeya proto

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@viagrandad
The wawa on university is 1.95

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Techpill
I think that was the clan's name which we had.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Sharpcharm
Alrighty.

@Emberburn
It was. New guild is fetish quest, but it's not an anime guild. Just the new guild I'm in and working on.

Evilember
Evilember

@Skullbone

hug and night light and love

Firespawn
Firespawn

I could stream the dungeon.

Flameblow
Flameblow

as long as you keep eating your food on time its ok

SniperGod
SniperGod

@iluvmen
tfw I still have to get premium gas

@Burnblaze
ayyyy

bruh you get that text from school about a black guy masturbating at the bus stop? lmao

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Firespawn
i have time for a stream right now, i'd jump in too

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Evilember
<3 aww you're a sweetie. sleep well.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@SniperGod
that guy was me

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@RavySnake
plllllllllllllllsssssssssssssss

you're whiter than ...uh.....I got nothin

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@RavySnake
Did anyone bully you for it~?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Flameblow
i've only missed a few in the past 5 days!
@SniperGod
honestly, i don't know anything about gas varieties. i know i'm supposed to get the lowest grade.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@SniperGod
bruh you get that text from school about a black guy masturbating at the bus stop? lmao

he actually spoke to me about this last night. What a weird text to get.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Hi

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@StonedTime
hey, what's new, chii?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@StonedTime
why are you not @ 2hucon

DeathDog
DeathDog

The Desu is growing outrageous.

@Emberfire
Oh well, I'll see if I get back on that game at some point, a bit busy nowadays.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@idontknow
its a fun action mmo~

TechHater
TechHater

@StonedTime
'Sup?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@WebTool
Scoots, I just got Undertale.

I'm gonna fuck with so many leaf piles.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@StonedTime
Why are you still awake

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@LuckyDusty
basically if you drive a "performance" type of vehicle you need premium, but always check your owners manual for this information

if you still have it

@RumChicken
yeah I got it at work and started laughing
like shit, just say "public exposure" or something

FastChef
FastChef

@eGremlin
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

JunkTop
JunkTop

@BinaryMan
....

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@AwesomeTucker
who doesn't hold on to the owner's manual??
@JunkTop
hi lloyd. are you underage?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@JunkTop
Why aren't I being fed grapes?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@CodeBuns
Y-you didn't let me off the leash to get more from the market

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@CodeBuns
i really like that character's hair.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@StrangeWizard
:\

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Hmmm... streaming seems okay, but that feedback loop hurts >_<

i prolly cant stream leeg or any online game tho... too much lag from streaming

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

It was year 2015, we were living dark ages where Desu had lewded every single poster left in the threads, but a few remained and they had to do whatever to survive and avoid such fate where they would feel the need to be cumsluts to this horrific creature that came from an unknown dimension of cumsluttiness.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@FastChef
Make friends with skellingtons
Fuck with leaves
Play as a cute little gril
Spider Cider

How did I not find and get this game earlier?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@StrangeWizard
Did you forget the grapes I grow in the yard?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Stupidasole
I thought Desu was the cumslut.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@New_Cliche
I'm 91.

@Nojokur
No... I'll go get you some now

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Stupidasole
I am untouched

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Spazyfool
Good boy

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Spazyfool
it's a real question but whatever.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Stupidasole
Desu
Horrific creature that came from an unknown dimension of cumsluttiness

NIGGA NEEDS TO GET OFF MY TURF!

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Dreamworx
*feeds you grapes*

@Fried_Sushi
But it's opposite day you fool
"I'm 91" is "19 mi"

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Illusionz
A clever ruse, it's all like in the Alien-franchise, it just waits until it can breed more out of you.

@Supergrass
Better run and arm yourself.

@Stark_Naked
Aww hell.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Need_TLC
*spits grapes on you* They're warm..

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Raving_Cute
I am immune.

@Need_TLC
You're legit 19?

Lmao

you seem a lot older than you are

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Need_TLC
*feeds you watermelon*

Booteefool
Booteefool

god damn i feel terrible

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Need_TLC
oookay cool. thanks.
@Lunatick
grim don't be rude :\

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@PurpleCharger
some crazy type of people

@Stupidasole
I haven't been lewded yet ^~^

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Nude_Bikergirl
I thought you liked warm things in your mouth.

@Lunatick
Better still arm yourself.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Raving_Cute
@Illusionz
Dotter, tell this fool about my egg laying proboscis and a true cumslut doesn't settle for just one board.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Nude_Bikergirl
But they were outside!

@Lunatick
I get that a lot actually

@Garbage Can Lid
wut

@Crazy_Nice
ty small canadian deer.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Sir_Gallonhead
Just wait for it.

@MPmaster
Jesus wat.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Raving_Cute
Oh lewd.

@MPmaster
I'm sure you can tell him far better than I can!

girlDog
girlDog

@Booteefool
Feel better!

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Boy_vs_Girl
p-please
@King_Martha
You should have gotten them chilled before..

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Booteefool
then stop doing drugs! it's bad for you anyway. or is that not the reason? lol

happy_sad
happy_sad

@King_Martha
you're subbing to the most sub of subs.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@farquit
hi

@King_Martha
you seem to have an old soul

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@whereismyname
This sounds spoopy.

5mileys
5mileys

@Soft_member
I know, what a terrific fate.

@Evil_kitten
Hue.

@farquit
'Sup Luka?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@farquit
ready to meet up with me yet? ^^;

takes2long
takes2long

@Evil_kitten
Please don't be angry with me...

@happy_sad
ikr

@haveahappyday
It's a curse mang
I just wanna kick it with the cool kids

w8t4u
w8t4u

@haveahappyday
...hi

@5mileys
lonelyness

askme
askme

@Spamalot
nah I don't habeeb it

Bidwell
Bidwell

@viagrandad
partly i guess

massdebater
massdebater

@takes2long
Then be useful for once

iluvmen
iluvmen

@King_Martha
deer

idontknow
idontknow

@Spamalot
Slimy tentacle thing that lays delicious lewd eggs inside yo butt
My lewd spans across multiple boards
If Desu is Alien equivalent of lewd, I'm the fucking THING. There are prolly a lot more people carrying my nonsensical taint without you even knowing.

I'm surprised that you're surprised of my horrid butt crimes!

likme
likme

@takes2long
I read one of your posts earlier that you had trouble socializing or something?

Could you go into more detail about that?

@w8t4u
Wassup

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@takes2long
Wouldtotallykickitwith/10

@w8t4u
Well you're fixing it, aren't you?

@askme
Habeeb it.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxBRqhIHsw0

hairygrape
hairygrape

@SomethingNew
What does spoopy mean?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@w8t4u
are you skipping me right now?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@kizzmybutt
buy me this for my birthday?

https://www.clove.co.uk/sony-xperia-z5

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@likme
i dunno

i guess i'll aram before heading out to soup kitchen

@lostmypassword
mhm *hug*

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Now I feel kinda bad for breaking goggle's heart.

Techpill
Techpill

@Playboyize
how am i suppose to do that? imm an unemployed college kid.
@Deadlyinx
what do i do when luka skips my responses?

Methshot
Methshot

You should feel good

Methnerd
Methnerd

@massdebater
I can chill the grapes but you locked the fridge so I don't eat like a person

@iluvmen
moose?

@likme
Too embarrassed.
I'd rather just shoot the shit right now

@lostmypassword
Wanna play soccer?

TreeEater
TreeEater

Welp, time to play Undertale.
I'mma pester each and everyone of you later.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Methnerd
beaver

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

See you again in a week or something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyD0tO0T1HA

@idontknow
Wouldn't be surprised, since you can identify a doujin from a single panel.

@Gigastrength
Feel better.

@Methnerd
Not really my type of a sport, but totally would.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Methnerd
Well dogs aren't humans after all, you'll find a way

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Gigastrength
I see.

@Methnerd
AH, okay.
You know, in New York City, most people on the street mind their own business. They don't really go up to talk to you.
Unlike in LA, where I experienced tons of friendly people who weren't afraid to talk to you out of nowhere... but then yesterday this friendly man wished me a goodmorning

idk

it must be the big city effect or something, but when I'm out and about, I usually just give people a few looks at most.

just some ramble to think about

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@PackManBrainlure
But they have such huge British teeth

@Carnalpleasure
Fuck I should've said kickball.
Bye SD

@Sharpcharm
This is a good time for us to vacation in Antarctica like you promised, then...

Emberburn
Emberburn

soup or sammich?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Carnalpleasure
i'll try

@Skullbone
:)

Evilember
Evilember

@Emberburn
both

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Skullbone
grim what do i do when grim skips my responses?

SniperGod
SniperGod

Shit went down yesterday

Touhoucon? More like lewdcon 2015

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Evilember
come on grim that wasn't an option, get it together man!

SniperWish
SniperWish

@SniperGod
TELL US YOUNG ONE

TELL US THE STORY OF YOUR JOURNEY

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Flameblow
hang on. getting on computer so i can respond adequately.

WebTool
WebTool

@SniperGod
/r/ing greentext

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Burnblaze
But then I'd have to buy you a coat..
@Flameblow
kill yourself

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Whats up with my psoting.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@TurtleCat
who even are you

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Skullbone
people in NY tend to be very paranoid too don't they?
Like scared of getting mugged
Scared of the police
Scared of going broke

@TurtleCat
You don't have to! Just let me freeze to death out there and put an end to my suffering ^^

StonedTime
StonedTime

yay i randomed Syndra~

gold skin best skin! ♥

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@LuckyDusty
oh whoops meant to link this
@Firespawn

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@RumChicken
Roids

_<

your flag is a choocolatte' bar

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Flameblow
@RavySnake

@CouchChiller
i'm still better liked than you despite all the shit i do sometimes. just think about that.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@VisualMaster
It's ugly but this proxy is so great

TechHater
TechHater

@RumChicken
Then I'd be without you, I can't have that
@DeathDog
Are you sure about that

eGremlin
eGremlin

Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawling in my skiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@TechHater
yes, i am.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@TechHater
You want me around?

FastChef
FastChef

@eGremlin
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAAAAAAAL

JunkTop
JunkTop

@BinaryMan
Keep telling yourself that
@AwesomeTucker
Of course

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

GOD DAMN IT TOKAI I WANTED TO DO IT

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@FastChef
FEAR IS HOW I FALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

God damn Netherlands

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@RumChicken
Most people in the low-upper-middle class are always on the move, racing to survive, let alone thrive in this place.

It is unforgiving if you don't give it your best every day, it really is.

As for the fear, I'm not sure. I do carry a knife on me nowadays though, just in case someone tries anything. Flashing it alone would be enough to deter a person, I feel

but I'm ready to use it, too.

But then I'd have to flee the scene and all that shit

it's painful thinking about it

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@PurpleCharger
stay bumflustered

@BunnyJinx
CONFUSING WHAT IS REAAAAAL

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Fuzzy_Logic
if you're going to carry a weapon, carry a gun.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Why carry a knife when you can simply use your fists? Train yourself Grim and you too can become a master. But if you ever see a guy with a gun, run.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@JunkTop
*feeds you chilled grapes*

@GoogleCat
Hi Lenko

@Fuzzy_Logic
I saw that thing
But do you actually know how to use it because a smart mugger would probably expect someone to have protection especially there in NY

Nojokur
Nojokur

@New_Cliche
Silence Nederlander

@whereismyname
ohyaou Hakeem

Illusionz
Illusionz

@New_Cliche
MEMES

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Ignoramus
I did, when I did the armored truck guard thing.

Cant exactly do that so easily now.

@Stupidasole
Please.

@whereismyname
A smart mugger would know that NYC has laws that inhibit people from carrying protection.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Grim, you need to maybe re-assess your life and place of residence if you feel it necessary to carry a weapon on your person.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Spazyfool
well don't waste your time with knives either way.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Supergrass
violent attacks could happen just about anywhere.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Spazyfool
At least take some self defense classes. Probably judo or aikido.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Nojokur
oke oke

@Illusionz
memeride never ends scoots
never

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Fried_Sushi
I wouldn't carry a knife on ym pewrson anyway. Personal family related reasons. Can end VERY badly.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Dreamworx
Why?

@Supergrass
I got robbed at gunpoint in 9th grade right outside my school

for a metrocard

@Stark_Naked
aikido
lol

I was thinking more Krav Maga

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Nojokur
What's popping off?

@Spazyfool
A smart mugger probably isn't going to expect other people to follow the law if he doesn't.

@Nude_Bikergirl
Pets?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

34k?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Raving_Cute
@Lunatick
yeah, knives are so far outclassed by guns there's no point in keeping one for self defense at all. go with the best, or don't carry anything.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Lunatick
Taking a knife to a gunfight wouldn't have helped you tyhen. And it won't help you now. Hurr hurr peace of mind, I get it, but you never know when shit hits the fan and you may "overreact".

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Crazy_Nice
340k*

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

340*

@Garbage Can Lid
Idk about that.
If he sees some guy with a bookbag and some nice headphones, I think he's just going to assume he carries good money on him, and that's it.

Either way, the knife is a last-ditch thing.
Running is always easier and not breaking any laws

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Lunatick
aikido is pretty good
krav maga is nuts
you literally have to increase pain tolerance by nearly killing yourself it's fucking stupid
there are other ways to do that

@Garbage Can Lid
My lungs and stomach. Non stop coughing for the last 6 days.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Boy_vs_Girl
you literally have to increase pain tolerance by nearly killing yourself

THIS IS HOW YOU GROW STRONG LENKO

@Harmless_Venom
@Booteefool
You're right

maybe I should apply for a concealed carry

but it's going to cost me like 800
fucking hell

King_Martha
King_Martha

@MPmaster
Or take up Krav Maga.

Spamalot
Spamalot

https://youtu.be/ZbBg8_KitqI
@MPmaster
or you carry nothing and if you're mugged, just comply and go home.

Soft_member
Soft_member

340k? that's how much you've spent on league skins?

girlDog
girlDog

@MPmaster
You're not a SAIYAN. IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT GRIM.
In Karate they hit you with bamboo shoots and you train on something that I forgot the name of and do like 1k punches. Your fists bleed and get stronger. Then they make you break cinder blocks.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@MPmaster
in fact, this @Spamalot
is probably the safer route. i recommend it.

farquit
farquit

tfw 50 days worth of posts still left to sift through
tfw will never need another wallpaper again
why do I do this to myself

viagrandad
viagrandad

https://youtu.be/5rzuXTAkZoI

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Soft_member
No, I've spent about $700.

@Spamalot
Nah

@girlDog
THAT'S EXACTLY HOW IT WORKS

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@happy_sad
nonviolence is a best.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@ZeroReborn
why

5mileys
5mileys

Grim Let us set up a MMA gym.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@happy_sad
NO
GRIM IT'S NOT

takes2long
takes2long

@happy_sad
well there's worse ways to spend $700

w8t4u
w8t4u

@takes2long
It's been over the span of 3.5 years.

@cum2soon
Raising pain tolerance lets you take more punishment and thus deal more, no?

@5mileys
Maybe.

askme
askme

@Gigastrength
i guess i'll aram before heading out to soup kitchen
Stop just purposefully saying pity bait.
It makes you seem even more pathetic. Grow up and stop the constant self loathing. Every aspect of your situation is a direct result of your own action; just grow the fuck up and address instead of just crying about it day in, day out hoping something with just shit out a solution to whatever petty problems you have.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@w8t4u
No it's not really like that. Sure if you increase your pain tolerance then you can just shrug off basic blows. But if you completely disregard all the damage you're taking you'll fall fast. A good fighter tries not to get hit.

massdebater
massdebater

https://youtu.be/_bbNmXMLImg

iluvmen
iluvmen

@w8t4u
I'll give Rowdy a ring.

Inmate
Inmate

@iluvmen
OH SHI

@Bidwell
Good point.
But doesn't Krav teach that too?

idontknow
idontknow

@Inmate
No they just step on your balls repeatedly. Russians are fucking insane.

likme
likme

https://youtu.be/rRopa2OUZS4

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@idontknow
Krav is Israeli.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Inmate
set up gym in NYC
Call Rowdy
"Yeeee I will endorse tha"
get slammed by rowdy while sparing
die.
rip in peace

hairygrape
hairygrape

Sure Krav was developed by the Israelis/Jews in Czechoslovakia.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@lostmypassword
Even worse.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Krav Maga encourages students to avoid confrontation. If this is impossible or unsafe, it promotes finishing a fight as quickly as possible. Attacks are aimed at the most vulnerable parts of the body, and training is not limited to techniques that avoid severe injury; some even permanently injure or cause death to the opponent. Drills provide maximum safety to students by the use of protective equipment and the use of reasonable force.

Students learn to defend against all variety of attacks and are taught to counter in the quickest and most efficient way.

Ideas in Krav Maga include:[5]

Counterattacking as soon as possible (or attacking pre-emptively).
Targeting attacks to the body's most vulnerable points, such as: the eyes, neck or throat, face, solar plexus, groin, ribs, knee, foot, fingers, etc.
Maximum effectiveness and efficiency in order to neutralize the opponent as quickly as possible.
Maintaining awareness of surroundings while dealing with the threat in order to look for escape routes, further attackers, objects that could be used to defend or help attack, and so on.

Training can also cover situational awareness to develop an understanding of one's surroundings, learning to understand the psychology of a street confrontation, and identifying potential threats before an attack occurs. It may also cover ways to deal with physical and verbal methods to avoid violence whenever possible.

Idunno lenny it sounds very good
@kizzmybutt
Sounds like an ultimate fantasy of yours

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

grim come to NH you can get the conceal permit for like 20 bucks

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Gigastrength
Holy shit

Techpill
Techpill

https://youtu.be/BxpOdMRUcRc

Methshot
Methshot

@Deadlyinx
$10 for residents, actually.

$100 for non. lol

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Playboyize
Its my weekend fap material.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Playboyize
Then go learn pencak silat if you want to be an edgelord. It's almost the same thing but without the KICKING YOUR BALLS OUT.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Methnerd
damn son

@Methshot
sadlyfe

@TreeEater
how is that being an edgelord?

I just want to neutralize the threat :C

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

https://youtu.be/u1dzPfPw7wI

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Talk to Erin about the issues with moderation
Goes offline
Welp.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@PackManBrainlure
Krav maga is for edgelords. How about you hit the gym first and lose some weight, yeah?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Sharpcharm
He doesn't want new mods

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Sharpcharm
having issues wth moderation

GG Devlin.

Emberburn
Emberburn

lol lenko

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Skullbone
pound town...

Evilember
Evilember

@Sharpcharm
I told you before
erin doesn't want to deal with that shit

@Snarelure
NO shit

@Emberburn
he makes a good point

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Skullbone
@Burnblaze
I'll assume it was connection issues. But I don't plan to drop this.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Lenko is a pasty peice of shit. The ultimate edgelord. Bet his favourite album is Meteora. Fucking cunt.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Evilember
They are the Admin.
It's their job to.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Firespawn
But I don't plan to drop this.

#SquashontheWarpath2015

SniperWish
SniperWish

n-no bully

RavySnake
RavySnake

Down with mods!

WebTool
WebTool

@TalkBomber
Vote Squash in 2016 elections.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Evilember
Well yeah. I'm pretty sure there's no fat Krav Maga experts lol

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

scoots this mad
^^

@Evilember
Yeah, go do that first. Jackie Chan learned Karate, Tae Kwon Do, and JeetKunDo.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Sharpcharm
i went for a reboot.
you were just badgering me about things i'm already well aware of.
i get emails when you say my name you know, i did see all the conversation last night, there's no need to spam me on steam, i'm already aware of the problems and am considering the best course of action.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@SniperGod
THEY
DONT
WANT
TO
DO
IT

StonedTime
StonedTime

@SniperGod
She's not here to do admin stuff to keep you happy.
If she decides to be lazy about it, that's her call.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Flameblow
i was in love with that album when i was like ten lol.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

#NoBully.

@StonedTime
Pretty sure she admin tho.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@LuckyDusty
i get emails when you say my name you know
Why would you even want such a thing set up?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

ANARCHY

TechHater
TechHater

It's not like this place needs any admin or mod. We're fine without one.
You can even filter people on here without a script. Literally 2ez.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Evilember
@BlogWobbles
I've done taekwondo for 6/7 years and it's pretty good, though I'd take Lenko's advice and look into multiple classes if you're serious about it

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@DeathDog

DATA

HARVESTING

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@LuckyDusty
I left two messages before I went to bed, then I attempted to talk to you.
That isn't spam. If this has been a long time issue then I would think the months it's been would be long enough to work on a solution.
Popularity contests are not a solution either.

FastChef
FastChef

It's not that serious.
Especially when there is no real solution.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Pretty much the only point of having mods here is to clear out the spam threads, anyway.

@BinaryMan
MADNESS

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@AwesomeTucker
What's the problem, Squash, and what's the solution to whatever this problem is?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Ronda Rousey

@eGremlin
I trained in taekwondo for 5 years and got my red/black belt. Only stopped because I moved states. woe is me

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@TechHater
we need an american mod

@eGremlin
I see

@FastChef
@JunkTop
what about spam from our own posters

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Whoops didn't finish that thought there

Ronda Rousey is ugly as fuck

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@BunnyJinx
n-no
only if it's me

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@BunnyJinx
I don't see how you're going to effectively stop it.
Banning isn't going to work as most people here can easily evade it.
The onus has to be on people to ignore it/filter it instead.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@BunnyJinx
#rare

@GoogleCat
All his avatars are ugly as shit

whereismyname
whereismyname

@PurpleCharger
Spam, doxing, shit of the like.
Minimal reprimands.
Seriously, we have a list of rules, while small, the majority of the time even if there is spam it's hardly dealt with. Private info gets posted and shit.

And even when actual issues come up they don't want to hear it. It's just "oh it would cause drama" or "there is no real solution so no point in talking about it".

@New_Cliche
Why not use the log in system and ban accounts. Give out log ins by request so the system isn't abused with throw away accounts?

Nojokur
Nojokur

There are far worse things you can do as admin/mod.

It's just that nobody here would figure it out because they're skids.

@Ignoramus
HEHEHEHE

@Stupidasole
Who

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@New_Cliche
Nobody really has actually enforced the rules.

They have been simple slaps on the wrist.

@Stupidasole
Happens.

@Nojokur
you suck
when are you getting of dnp

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Nojokur
Scoots.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

What is a skid

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Supergrass
wot

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Illusionz
I like this

@Stark_Naked
a brown mark on your underwear. You get it when you don't wipe your ass enough.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Spazyfool
I don't know what you're talking about?

@Supergrass
I think some of his avatars are pretty good.
This cat girl for instance.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Also why bring this into thread when I approached you in private?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

do you like my avatars, lloyd?

Booteefool
Booteefool

Why bring you approaching her in private into thread

@Need_TLC
ew dude

@Raving_Cute
No what Lenko is referring to

@Nude_Bikergirl
No the ones with real chicks

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Stark_Naked
Script Kiddy, or basically someone who doesn't know jack about coding. Even I know enough to do some perm damage.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Booteefool
Good point.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Lunatick
attention.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Booteefool
Yes.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Lunatick
you really gonna say this when you brought it up after approaching here in private?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@whereismyname
That's pretty much the danger of using an imageboard in a tech-savvy community, though.
If you're going to hand out info that could lead to doxing, then that's partly your own fault.
Banning is currently the only way of dealing with this stuff and it's completely ineffective as a punishment.

As you say, a login system could work. It worked when I was doing admin stuff on a forum that had this kind of community, just without the images stuff.
I think giving out log ins would deter people signing up, but it would make bans more effective.

@Spazyfool
Most of those rules are pointless.
And as above, the punishments are currently ineffective, so not much point doling them out.

girlDog
girlDog

@Lunatick
see
@Sharpcharm

you brought it into the thread.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

FUCKING JAPAN GONNA BEAT THE BOKS YE YE

farquit
farquit

@Crazy_Nice
I thought the satanic folder was interesting

@Lord_Tryzalot
Word.

@Harmless_Venom
Oh.
Grim wanted me to let you know you have a brown stain on your shorts

@Spamalot
Too late sucka.

viagrandad
viagrandad

nyeheh maybe i shouldn't have put all my eggs in one basket

happy_sad
happy_sad

Ahh, I'm glad I don't do mod/admin work anymore.
It's shit and no-one ever thanks you for it.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@farquit
that was erio's...

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@happy_sad
@happy_sad
@happy_sad
@happy_sad
@happy_sad
@happy_sad

kinda glad it's me and not an idiot.

but i'd rather there were more non-idiots to do it.

5mileys
5mileys

Posting Leone to please Lenko-sama.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@farquit
1.5 min late

darn....

takes2long
takes2long

@Soft_member
They are not.
Ban every proxy, you run out before you start having to pay for them. Even then, those run out.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Garbage Can Lid
You have me at a loss for words, Grim.

@Booteefool
Mm yeah. Scoots has pretty trash taste most of the time.

@farquit
He's just mad that he's a skid. Only slander.

askme
askme

@takes2long
Ban every single proxy?
You're kidding, right?

Do you think it'd be that easy to find a list of every single proxy and update it all the time?

Plus you're forgetting ISPs that hand out dynamic IP addresses.

Bidwell
Bidwell

I'm an idiot?

massdebater
massdebater

@Bidwell
naww

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Bidwell
Of course not.

Inmate
Inmate

lloyd

idontknow
idontknow

@Bidwell
Yes, baka.

likme
likme

@haveahappyday
Post it up for download

@cum2soon
pet pet

@w8t4u
Tell him to get good
(which one, grim or scoots?)
both/either

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Look. Can we just ge tthe mod shit done ASAP so we can stop having this bullshit discussion. Better yet. Have no mods. But then again we would be having a pissing contest about why we need mods. And yaddie ya.

Kind of sick of seeing/reading/hearing the same bullshit. But I know it is practically an eternal state for this place. It is one of the core dramas that fuel this place. GG. My eye rolling knows perpetual RE.

See; If, by Rudyard Kipling for firther reading.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Can't we just ban Squash and be over with the drama

hairygrape
hairygrape

@likme
Grim is the skid, scoots has shit taste.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

https://youtu.be/ISH3ud4x474

@likme
no can do, friend.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@SomethingNew
I'd like to thank you for the time you put into it.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@happy_sad
you are my replacement Dotts
have fun <3

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@askme
not every proxy available. Every proxy they use.
It takes significantly more effort in finding and using a proxy than banning someone.

Techpill
Techpill

@Bidwell
having to ask

@likme
No. fuck you.

Methshot
Methshot

Why would anyone ban Squash?

Just get rid of the faggot in delusion, erin and then sci.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@likme
HEY

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

by the way guys, i'm running for mod now. don't all vote for me at once.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Caring about other poster's avatars.

Wow, how fucking smalltime.

Also banning squash is stupid, you are stupid, stop stupid.

No bully.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

hi moogs

Snarelure
Snarelure

@hairygrape
So both of them need to get good

@Poker_Star
A lot of your folders are shit
And the dog girl is wasted on you

@Techpill
ilu though

@Methnerd
kitten I was about to write a reply

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Gigastrength
Oh no. I didn't even nominate myself - not last time or this time!

@Deadlyinx
I can turn my router off and back on and I'll get a new IP address that isn't banned.
Nothing to do with proxies.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@TreeEater
baka

@Snarelure
sure if they want to

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Snarelure
hahaha all mine.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Snarelure
You were too slow.
@Sharpcharm
Yo yo.

Evilember
Evilember

I'd vote for Sci ironically, but then regret that when he got power and liquidated the board. See you all on our 3rd Leeky Forums board very soon.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Skullbone
that takes you 90 seconds at the very least.

I can ban you in 10.

@Burnblaze
You're a funny guy

Flameblow
Flameblow

I just want sci and luka permabanned tbh

SniperGod
SniperGod

I'm mega mod now

*bans everyone*

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Flameblow
No bully you bent cunt.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Firespawn
You're a really misinformed guy

RavySnake
RavySnake

I think i would fit as mod. I would not ban anyone and anyone is welcome to enter animus.

@Snarelure
Who the fuck are you?

WebTool
WebTool

@Emberfire
YOU FUCK

@Burnblaze
There should be a law.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Evilember
The big question.. what do we call it?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Evilember
i'll liquidate the board either way
@Flameblow
ahaha

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@WebTool
That would be fascist, Lloyd.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@TurtleCat
Ooooh, and who's the admin!
Let's have mods too!

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@WebTool
Better luck next time~

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@TurtleCat
/AniMayMays/

@BlogWobbles
see above.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@TurtleCat
scientist appreciation board
@RumChicken
me
all me

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@StonedTime
mad cause bad
learn about things first next time then

TechHater
TechHater

@VisualMaster
hell nah. see @DeathDog

eGremlin
eGremlin

2ch has gr8 stuff sometimes. then then some stuff I don't know if i want to see. Then the one i want to send now but it says invalid webm. gotta find sauce.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@ZeroReborn
You seem to know your own bodily limits.

do NOT overstep them.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@RavySnake
Need to know basis

@LuckyDusty
Batman is a fascist
Shit turns out well that way

@CouchChiller
I'm gonna fuck you up.

FastChef
FastChef

Holy shit, a meal did wonders!
Now we can go out to #POUNDISH

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Emberfire
how are you today? :)

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Yeeeeeee naw might quit if this mod shit doesn't get sorted out soon.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@FastChef
pounds are anglo-american

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

tfw all eggs in one basket and it works out

@AwesomeTucker
do you really think kazura is wasted on me? :c

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I'm sleepy..

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@AwesomeTucker
But why~?
@JunkTop
I'm alright. Drew porn for 10 hours yesterday. So gonna take it easy today. thumb and forefinger still feels a little numb lol.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@AwesomeTucker
well i don't.

@FastChef
Yo.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@GoogleCat
sleep?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@GoogleCat
HI SLEEPY I AM SCOOT

whereismyname
whereismyname

so sleep!

Nojokur
Nojokur

@BinaryMan
I know my limits all too well. Trust me when I say I'm fine.

@AwesomeTucker
That's only because he can't be stopped. He even beat Superman.

Illusionz
Illusionz

reading this bin

lenko you are coo-coo

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@GoogleCat
when you get 9 hours sleep but feel tired all day because you spent the night thrashing in your sleep over nightmares you can't remember

Supergrass
Supergrass

@BunnyJinx
Yea she's a pretty cute chick and you're pretty creepy most of the time

@StrangeWizard
Because you're being a cunt.

@New_Cliche
It's Lloyd.

@Nojokur
Did he?
No spoilerz pls :c

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Supergrass
creepy..?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Supergrass
Yeah in one of those movies where him and superman were pretty old.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Supergrass
It's endearing.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@GoogleCat
-cuddles-

@StrangeWizard
can I see your work?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@CodeBuns
ask your local sentinent what the diffrence between a normal bench and a pundar-bench is sometime

@New_Cliche
kom uppsala, vi fuckar ur

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Dreamworx
Yup

@Fried_Sushi
movies
Oh OK not worried then
What about that new one coming out?

@Stark_Naked
Now you're being manipulative.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Pundar-Bench?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Nude_Bikergirl
Wasn't aware that there was one coming out. What's it about?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

OH LOOK AT THE TIME

IT'S TIME TO PET

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Raving_Cute
what will he/she answer?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

skynet.chat: Can you dodge pets?;

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Need_TLC
Watch out for image size. Need to work on that.
@Nude_Bikergirl
That is also endearing.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Supergrass
Oh. who?

@Raving_Cute
Är i skellefteå...

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Nude_Bikergirl
i don't... feel creepy.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Lord_Tryzalot
this shit is disturbing

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Garbage Can Lid
Dude I have no idea.
And I saw the trailer like 4 times
Just google batman v superman on youtube
And the one that looks really fake and amateurish
Is actually it

@Lord_Tryzalot
It's not if I am also manipulative.

@Sir_Gallonhead
Mi

Soft_member
Soft_member

@MPmaster
@MPmaster
@MPmaster
@MPmaster
@MPmaster
@MPmaster
@MPmaster
@MPmaster
@MPmaster
@MPmaster
@MPmaster
@MPmaster
@MPmaster
@MPmaster
@MPmaster
@MPmaster
@MPmaster
@MPmaster
@MPmaster
@MPmaster
@MPmaster
@MPmaster
@MPmaster
@MPmaster
@MPmaster
@MPmaster
@MPmaster
@MPmaster
@MPmaster
@MPmaster
new

girlDog
girlDog

@Lunatick
when bench goes poundish

@Booteefool
correctly, unless he forgot

@Sir_Gallonhead
jag är inte heller i uppsala, men jag ska dit snart

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

can you feel it, mr. krabs

Bidwell
Bidwell

Karp send me a rewal cuban cigar.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Spamalot
oh. and?

@girlDog
visst men det skulle ta 7 och en halv timme.

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