I actively avoid america and racism stories.
GODDAMNIT STOP SAYING "NUMBER TWO" IT REALLY RUINS TO SPOOPY ATMOSPHERE
all americans are niggers
prove me wrong
Make more of those images.
Good thing. Dumb and endless.
all americans are niggers
What happened to all the white folk?
I don't understand how this is a bad thing.
hi i'm right here
Go for it man.
not much, just kinda working on finishing up m qualifications so that I can move on to a ship somewhere, how about you?
@Garbage Can Lid
You give money to Machinima and Screwattack, and Nissan and the Coca Cola Company. Machinima and Screwattack and Nissan and the Coca Cola company pay taxes. The money paid in taxes goes to the United States Government and finances illegitimate pretenders in Syria and East Timor &c.
That reminds me of the people at the soft server machines who ask for the chocolate vanilla twist.
Like, vanilla is obviously the best choice so why ruin it with chocolate?
theyre niggers too
says the american
in civilised countries we dont chimp out and start brewing up race wars
i'm a bit of a chocoholic tbh
Skipping some duties due to my specialization and gaining mad vacations.
So all in all pretty damn good.
No. They're all practically black. This is why true Americans have to only breed with their own kind. Otherwise we will go extinct.
well yeah, i'm proud.
How does the political situation in some backwards shithole country affect me, though?
> inb4 hurr burr UK durr
mfw 28.89% of my service done
i'm not a sandnigger :c
Are you drinking?
Ayy gurl, what's your favourite flavour of ice cream?~
Well, your financing foreign policies that go against international law and basic ethics leads to a market based on unstable and gun-enforced foundations. Eventually, a small crisis or crises or other force will lead one or two or some or most of the poor countries being made worse by military intervention to rise up and establish their own markets that operate for their own self-benefit, not for that of the Western powers. If we contribute less to the system, we rely on it less, and the crash is less drastic.
It is near In-do-ne-si-a, in Asia.
made worse by military intervention
Only if the attempts are half-assed.
I know where it is, but don't know why you compared it to Syria.
Is there a East-Timor civil war I missed?
I plead whichever great amendment of the Constitution that says I don't have to self incriminate.
I know you're not, love.
Just making a point.
Um..... Cookie Dough Dynamic!
skynet.play: The Connells - '74-'74;
It got invaded by Indonesia back when.
Are there more or less African Americans in Europe?
this is the answer
If they just carpet bombed the backwards shithole countries until the rubble stopped moving they'd stop being a problem.
How 'bout them nukes?
Whoa, sounds super fancy :3
How else are you gonna stop tribes being tribal?
Too many other ecological problems.
fucking hate indonesia
My day's been fine. Thanks for asking, dear.
The task is complete.
Carpet drop iphones on them.
Just do like the Russians did, cut the size in half for less radiation.
As if that would help. They'd flog them and buy better rocks and sticks for their spears.
I'll make an imgur album
oh, I got tons of leave built up.
You ever see The Act of Killing? It's about how the Indonesian government hired street thugs to kill ~1000000 communist party members back in the 60s. I mentioned it to Manaka and he was like
yes! Communists were bad though! Also our textbooks are censored
i was like whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat that crazy. And he gets super uppity about gambling, drinking, drugs. Like I'm almost surprised he gets to use the internet.
of a chair?
Grimmu, I've finished 29.90% of my service now.
Drinking real soon, otherwise just going through different tracks and going with coffee.
Haven't drank any coffee in like 4 days.
I was supposed to be locked down for this weekend and the whole next week, but they cut me loose due to my specialization.
You have no understanding of macroeconomics.
But you're cool.
i once built a chair.
My grandmother told me how they were already slaughtering thousands in the Bersiap period.
They're savages, but I haven't seen The Act of Killing so I'll watch that.
MAXNOMIC™ gaming seats are the ultimate in comfort, dependability and durability
Sounds really dumb.
Slow and steady.
Can't wait till I have 100 days left.
Ice cream is more than just cool!
MY FEET HURT WHEN I SIT ON THEM BUT ARE UNCOMFORTABLE WHEN I DON'T
WHAT DO?! ;_;
Cut them off.
Admit it: that's why you love her. :3
I managed to map win+shift to changing between us-intl and en-us.
Are you tasty?
See, that's what I thought, but when if I pass out from shock?
I'll need someone else to do it.
Damn he's not wrong.
oh no I didn't miss your reply did I? D:
Doesn't feel dumb, and I bought the office-class anyway
Learn lots on the way.
dat no gf rule
No, I stole a company car to sneak out and get some unhealthy food, but I ddin't want you think I was being rude and ignoring you.
SD, I was watching combat footage from the YPG forces in Syria and there was a fat white guy with an american accent
I think one of the neckbeards from /k/ genuinely flew over and joined up like they said they would
WHY AREN'T YOU TACTICOOL
I had a cutscene while I was playing and I almost had a heart attack.
It's a real shame.
Already have, now I'm just rehearsing for a pretty long time till we get to do some real stuff again.
I recall this one guy that used to make bombs and whatever in his shed and almost blew himself up talking about going to Syria to claim some STG-44s and then mailing them to /k/ommandos.
Inb4 it is him
owning a knife for any purpose other than cooking
not desiring to own tools
Sleepy and tired.
I wanna bed.
I expect to receive my STG-44 in the mail any day now
I will promptly get assreamed by the ATF but it'll be worth it
your government doesn't let you own tools though
they're too dangerous
SAVE A LIFE
BIN THAT KNIFE
Everytime I start up the game I imagine the pain of the people who paid like $100 to get the big boss figure just to find out it's actually medic.
oh, that's cool, nukes have it pretty easy after we get qualified.
I will, in an hour or so. What are you going to do about sleepiness?
I have a diamond dogs shirt.
How you gonna unwrap a new SunCatcher pontoon without a knife? How? You ain't, that's how.
I'm installing your script if I can get this as signature.
What was Erin's refund policy ikt?
@Garbage Can Lid
fuck the police
register with your local HEMA group and import german knives
no refunds, but if you're upset you spent your money on something then something you wanted more came out the next day, i can exchange if you like c:
HEMA seems like good fun
I remember there being a sport in Europe which is essentially beating the shit out of eachother with blunt medieval era weapons until someone falls over
I think it was teams of 10v10
Looked like a good time
Yeah but at least Ocelot and Kaz were in Diamond Dogs.
That figure of medic is nothing but lies
that stuffs shite
learn proper HEMA where they fight properly
expect broken bones
@Garbage Can Lid
I think later on some relative of his came to say that they lost contact on him, guy was kind of like Ivan Chesnokov.
This was around 2012-2013 though(?)
I'll be having it easy once the old undersergeants leave to reserve.
No need to, got one of those hunting puukkos.
I live in the US, there is a distinct lack of any HEMA or HEMA related shit. I'm ok with my guns but still it'd be fun to learn how to use a sword or something properly
I suck at this.
I think Diamond Dogs also dissolved into Outer Heaven when Big Bitch gave the keys to the place to Punished "Venom" snake.
My dream ending has you playing as Solid as you go through a Fox Engine Outer Heaven. Enemy soldiers would be the DD members you recruited.
But no. Never
fucking pussy shit
get a german long knife
move to europe
sub to skallagrim, lindybeige, and scholargladiatora
already subbed to two of the three
I can't move to europe, I'm not a cuck. I'll come visit someday though.
Nah, man, Nordic knives is where it's at.
Pff, mine's better because I made it by hand and not with some website~
is the opposite of disembowel embowel and does it mean putting bowels in someone
Have a good nap!
skip sweden and germany, pick a country thats fairly vased
show me a nordic knife that you need 2 hands to wield properly
My dream ending has you playing as Solid as you go through a Fox Engine Outer Heaven.
That sounds amazing, I could make love to you right now.
I probably won't nap until after dinner ^^;
Now you lost me.
If you can't wield a knife with 1 hand, you ain't man enough to wield it.
i think embowel already means the same thing as disembowel
I don't think I can live anywhere in Europe without leaving behind potentially thousands of dollars in rifles
Honestly I would have preferred they just scrapped Diamond Dogs altogether. Let me build out Outer Heaven instead.
Maybe it means to fill their insides.
show me a nordic knife that has room in the handle for 2 hands
im sure theres at least a couple of countries in europe that allow gun ownership
If you can't wield a knife with 1 hand, you ain't man enough to wield it.
i wonder if it hurts do have additional bowels
doesn't fortune have a condition where his bowel doesn't really work?
maybe additional bowels could help him
You don't need one.
Show me a knife you really need 2 hands to lift, that isn't a sword.
Sure that's ommadon
aw, no, i don't want to disembowel you, that's total ick :/
I dunno man, I'm not well versed on European gun law beyond the fact that most semi autos are banned in the UK or set behind extremely difficult to get licenses
i said wield
Too late, I'm kill.
my meds make me kinda gassy sometimes, i could use less bowels.
My german overlords make me gassed. I could use less goyim.
staff all says that being a student is about as shitty as it gets.
Imma finish this video and then shower and sleep =w=
I don't think he has made it public. Please respect his privacy.
What the fuck hit these guys?
he has discussed it openly in thread more than once
You've had those same feelings for everyone you slut.
Would still wield it with 1 hand, probably not even that much harder to swing than the baton.
Shit does come down when you're part of the conscript staff.
It's like Motherbase on land.
its the size of a longsword
I should go full Jew.
pics or youre full of shit
i'd full jew over my lap an pet you tbh
god damn it sci
people on /k/ are saying it's 14.5x114mm from a rifle the YPG homebrewed, which sounds fucking awesome
he has been more direct and explicit about it but i cba finding it.
yeah, I forget more facts than I can remember.
it's nice to have you.
yeah, that and if one person fucks up, all are punished.
He has mentioned symptoms and treatment but something inside me tells me not to talk about it
Now THIS is a knife.
Neat-o, didn't know they got some PTRS/PTRDs there.
Know that way too well.
and thats a german design
I better get noms. Gonna lurk/read/nom.
It is it just seems a bit repetitive at this point. We already had a cool ocean base.
The Germans always make good stuff.
I've heard in the fleet the division is able to take care of the problem amongst themselves.
vince said so.
@Garbage Can Lid
We've got people who ask way too many stupid questions with self-explanatory answers.
Also damn, didn't expect anyone to get that reference.
windowlicker at 33 rpm. ty for sharing, bard :o
the balls are inert
we 2007 now, so many memories
yeah, it seems to be common even for the "intelligent" people.
i don't get this meme.
I feel like they'd get further by being even a bit street smart.
I got the street smarts, it's memorizing every little detail of everything I have a hard time with.
Make animus great again.
Cant make great which never was.
You wouldn't be a nuke if you wasn't.
That's going to require a whole lot of alcohol.
tfw curry and chips is too hot
why isnt that stock stained?
is /k/ the worst board of all time? i think it's a good candidate.
There is no hope Sd
no grandma I don't have time to get food, I have to finish my homework
she makes me a smoothie
such a nice lady
my mom still hates her tho lol
I dont understand thissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
I honestly cannot hear the words "number 2" without sniggering like a fucking child.
is your mom still fucking nuts
that's because you are a goofball
Time to begin the reconstruction.
Greatest television show ever.
iphone 6s and 6s plus announced
they look so god
also ipad pro and new apple TV announced and also look really neat
apple tv has always been a dud, i have one and i never use it, but the new one looks incredible
the larger 6 aint that bad, for an apple product
Filthy rich, handsome and taking the piss at the rest of Europe.
Only slightly jealous.
i got the 6 plus
but if i figure out a way to sell it and afford a 6s plus, i will in a heartbeat, new ones look awesome
AND IT COMES IN ROSE GOLD
We can't be friends any more.
i'm still rockin' the 4s and i will for as long as possible
oh, you'd be surprised how many people can memorize a procedure but have no clue how to turn a wrench.
does it really need to be?
Yeah, and let us not forget Varg Vikernes, that motherfucker makes the best reaction images.
I don't even want to know.
coming from a linux faggot
nigga you torture yourself with your OS all day
Erin you are hopeless
im no arch user
Not just being fine with whatever you or others use
whoa that song is really cool
You're making me want to go full Amorphis/Amon Amarth.
the entire show is built around unsettling music. watch it for god's sake what are you doing.
but loco that's so much work.
the screen has what they call the new Taptic Engine.
when you tap the screen
IT TAPS YOU BACK
(maybe i will at some point)
Time to burn a few churches.
We are rule in a japan
buying a £800 phone at launch
who did that
Wat is tokawaiiiiiiii up to?
or as Germanics say, Wodan.
Pagan life only life
very good england
Casper, är du drucken?
Time to plunder coastal cities.
Jimi calls, you've got to answer.
Pagan life only life
Take away their fattest meat and most beautiful women.
Think Imma sleep as well.
Post Finnish artists you like.
Sleep well Tokes.
We are ruling in japan
But with africa ass accent, i know my engly well enough thank you!
Har brukat många berusningsmedel, vill ej vara för uppenbar i tråden. Vissa hatar på en spelare då.
Did you study enough Svenska glosor or do you want a simpler version? Also i'm not norwegian :^)
also those top two statements really should be reversed
The only "good" thing out of Finland is Nightwish.
yus. i found the next one i'm making btw lol
Doom Unit - Hide Your Scars
Lapko - Money for Nothing
Apocalyptica - Cold Blood
Horrible writing it, but I can understand enough.
'Sup with this Africa thing though?
We are rule in a japan is how africa dude would say we are ruling in japan
You mean like Die Antwoord style?
Sometimes I worry that one of my family members might just snap and kill everyone else in the house. It keeps me up some nights.
I should get a knife.
Only heard snippets friends insisted on me listening to.
I mean like Big Fish style
Pretty sure you'd be that family member.
No wonder they hire people with experience over people with qualifications.
I don't really follow, man.
That's what would make it so perfect. Nobody would suspect anyone else in my house of being capable of it. They could just say I did it and killed myself and everyone would be like, "Yeah, alright, that makes sense."
You'll protect me though, right?
Easy there, edgelord.
i refuse to provide violence as an answer to violence. disarm the situation peacefully or put faith in you fellowmen.
@Garbage Can Lid
I bet it would be my dad. Him or the middle child.
So, basically, if we were living together, and there was a noise in another room, I'd be the one investigating?
I can only hope he does it sooner rather than later.
no, you're a pussy. i would investigate and try my hardest not to hurt the underpriviledged dude.
oh yeah, beat the guy up. that's just what a dude being reduced to stealing needs. to have his means of earning a decent living battered.
You don't stop until he stops twitching, dumbass.
I pride myself on honesty.
That's stupid. i'm going to bed.
My mummy always said if you have nothing nice to say you shouldn't say anything.
Okay, I'll finish the intruder off! Jeez...
Is that why she was basically absent?
She says she tried her best to give me attention when I was little because otherwise I'd just sit in a corner alone and do my own thing.
She never spoke to you.
Well I can't exactly say one way or another, given I was an infant at the time.
Top Kek the entire debate so far is about Trump and he isn't even on stage.
Sometimes I wonder if you word things to intentionally be pity bait.
I'm gonna go strip naked, get wet and lather up.
Well if it's intentionally it isn't consciously intentional. If that makes sense?
I don't deliberately try to sound weak and small.
Enjoy your shower.
Hello and good night Leeky Forums
Hello and good evening Leeky Forums
that's because trump is funny
hello and good show Leeky Forums, jolly good, tally-hoe
on my base
i don't know hendrix stuff, idk if that's any good
Is that like a hoe who you write tallys on to show how many times you bang her?
rate my edit of the picture
it's was originally a foxhunting phrase, shouted when a britbong sees a fox.
but that works too.
pls rate it higher
For some reason, I doubt this.
link to stream of debate
thanks brah found it
I'll give the tl;dr:
"God hates fags."
"We're not like Trump and love Mexicans. Like would swallow mouthfuls of spic jizz but only if they're really legal. And basically white."
"Protect them Jews from Iran because we just love mutilated kike dick."
some towel head is talking atm
oh wait that wasn't live
tbh I'm not even watching.
Everyone ready for Trump to not get stumped ?
who are these four asshats? where the fuck is trump
all government is bad tbh
Yep, but Trump is pretty anti government
Bottom of the barrel candidates like the entire field.
His dad made him do it. His dad is some towel head leader looking to scream racism. Fucking that traitor Obama and the rest of the dems. Race war soon
That's like fifteen miles from me.
God bless Texas.
"that's the first thing i'm going to do when i'm president. we're gonna drink more"
whoever this dude is is based
i just want to see trump say how things are bad and what he's going to do is better
caring about race
caring about nationality
caring about religion
caring about anything
Apparently the kid's name is "Ahmed Mohamed". How would you not feel threatened.
Corn state is better.
ooh! do me!
sci x ???????
ohio is the best state
Anyone that pulls out a fucking suitcase that is ticking down with a countdown is gonna get fucked up by me. What happened to Obama saying "if you see a sign of terror, report it" . He must have meant if you see white people doing anything you don't like, report it.
I thought Obama was being snarky at first with his tweet.
No. The state -next- to that you idiot.
I feel bad for that kid.
Yus. He invited the sand nigger to the whitehouse. I can't wait for him to bring the "clock" and blow that nigger up
Well, apparently it was a clock, so it wouldn't even be ticking down. I'm just confused as to how that whole "I wanted to show my teacher my talent" went down. You'd have to act pretty suspicious for anyone to even think it's a bomb.
I don't remember me being so edgy.
Makes you wonder how that's gonna transfer to the next president.
...It begins with an I.
Being nonwhite should be a crime.
I think he was saying "nini x" but mistyped it.
It already seems to be in this case.
oh that reminds me
SCI X ???????????????????????
Pretty sure I have always been the edgiest.
It went like this
snackbar brings in "clock"
pull out "clock" unannounced
It is a suitcase/luckbox (not sure)
Its ticking loudly
It has a large LED timer
Its counting down
filled with wires
This fucker or his father more likely knew what they were doing. Even paraded out the NASA shirt and a new haircut for it. Fucking slime
ensisteng to ahv it an skiglobord
I have learned a lot today and I transpire to learn more tomollow
Pretty sure I have always been the edgiest.
you haven't even killed a dog yet, nerd.
No, acting like a fucking retard and bringing in something that looks and sounds like a bomb is illegal. Just like bringing in things that look like guns to schools is illegal and has gotten kids expelled. Hell even foam swords and shit get you expelled and the cops called. This is just more race baiting in the war against whites. Like I said, I am ready for the race war whenever these monkeys are.
Another propaganda machine for the war against whites
I had sex with a polarbear
Have I? I guess I don't look in the mirror too much. Though, you're me, so I must be right. And by "I" I mean "you". If it were a suicide bomber, wouldn't he have scream "ALLAH AHKBAR!" and instantly ded-o-tated? Honestly, that's the only efficient way to do it. I'm assuming that whatever he made wasn't ticking either, not to mention he probably showed it to his friends as well. I mean, the teacher wasn't listening while the kid was trying to introduce the thing to him. "Hey teacher, I made this sweet clock tihng out of a-" "IT'S A BOMB, HOLY FUCK, IT'S A BOMB. THE SAND NIGGERS HAVE COME TO BOMB US!"
It makes no sense to me.
I knew you were a fucking kike.
The nose gave it away.
You're not even making any sense anymore. What nose? I don't have one.
You, of all people, should know this.
shushushushush all's well, sweet child. it's just memeracism.
not weird pet names anymore
What kind of freak doesn't have a nose?
I'm bored and want to type a lot. I'm not getting too into it or anything, edgelords will be edgelords.
Well, you see, I did.
But. Now I don't. Get it?
Is that a request?
It beeped in class and the teacher told him to turn off what was beeping and the fucker pulls out a suitcase that looks like a bomb and people freaked out. The class finished and shit but the police were called and he was arrested for creating a "hoax bomb" . Same thing happens when a white person pulls out a fake gun in class. Like I said, its a war against whites out there
Don't worry, I didn't expect someone who's only argument is "racist!" to have an intelligent discussion anyway
Seems pretty cool.
Its funny how this is right about the time we are supposed to be deciding if we want to take in a bunch of Syrian refugees, right?
Nothing much, BD was watching me play MGSV for a while, now I'm just playing dota with friends.
I don't lie. What I say is what I mean
I've heard this song so much I've actually gotten sick of it.
I really like the him version
I was gonna ask to watch you play, but I got invited to play dota, actually playing it right now
Watch me play what?
Metal Gear, duh.
Ah, I've already put on a show for BD today(funny coincidence). You can just join whenever you catch me playing it. I leave it open for everybody.
(plus it's not really that good)
I honestly do mean what I say. Is that hard to believe?
Yeah he told me about it, how late you gonna be up?
POST MY REQUESTS
lol beast mode
Being naughty gets you punished.
rifk kek desu lol
What is silly exactly?
Steve threw away 500k
if you got meme dealers, then you'd also get meme suppliers higher up the ladder.
think of all the memes they'd be rolling in.
i can't sleep.
*rubs your memes*
He threw the fucking veto to Vanessa
*rubs your memes*
Even though she's like 50, I'd still do Julie Chen.
i been thinking for days i could really go for a foot rub, but a meme rub is okay too
oh man i just knew that she won. what an idiot. who is she gonna vote for?.
plastic surgery is like one of the biggest turnoffs tbh
Later. I'm watching The Shooting.
*memes your foot*
That and drunk rub.
How are any of those posts silly?
I mean, Julie is still pretty pretty fuckable regardless of age.
Don't judge me.
POST EM RIGHT AFTER
I mean, she's barely older than you. What do you expect?
I thought you were gay
austin so bitter
I have confirmed this.
It is all as insightful and eloquent as those posted by a Youtube commenter. And similar to /pol/ in that they are delivered by an obviously scarred sheltered white male who probably worships reaganomics.
I donb't know either.
KILL A MEME'S LIVE AND THE PLACE TO BE
KILLA MEME SWARM AND REK YOUR KEK
WAS THE WARNING
SO TYPE WITH CAUTION
You've tainted my soul, man.
In what way.
I forgot my text.
Pretty sure you're slowly trying to turn me furry.
Oh are you fapping to furry porn now?
But then I'm going to watch the original 3:10 to Yuma.
It's an inevitability. We're a disease. We spread like zombie borg with herpes.
I'm on a western kick. I already watched Red River.
I wasn't really a fan of how it turned out but I'm glad to have turned another. It helps to fill out my quota for the organization. Which is good I wouldn't want to be exiled.
After 3:10 to Yuma I'll watch The Furies.
You didn't like the way it came out?