are you aroused yet?
Are you aroused yet?
Almost posted my thread.
Still lazy as fuck lately.
who is this gluid fruid
I'm in love with this thread?
Take my hands. Take my whole life too, cause i can't, help falling in love with you .
saved as well
GIVE ME YOUR POINTS.
gotta go in a bit
gonna lurk then leave
internets keep breaking :\
Can God create a stone so heavy
that even he can't lift it?
Can Bard stop being the greatest?
The answer to all these questions and more on the news at eleven.
As a shorty playing in the front yard of the crib
Fell down, and I bumped my head
Somebody helped me up and asked me if I bumped my head
I said Yeah
So then they said oh so that mean we gon, you gon switch it on em
I said yeah, Flipmode, Flipmode is the greatest
Known as a shorty, I was always told
that if I ain't gon be part of the greatest
I gotta be the greatest myself
Okay i'm back..
is this really the new thread?
in all it's majesty.
don't seem so excited.
are you 18
I know the song of Time
Yes, I'll probably just link mine at 300 images.
I was only teasing.
Cooking my potatoes and meats. God damn stepmother reminded me how good that shit is.
Yeah, still iffy about it.
Haz was amazing at it.
Did you know, i have my own form?
I can do rune stone readings.
Bread + Cheese + Pan + Stove = Mmm
i dont have cheese :(
i don't like orange cheese :(
fancy white cheese is too expensive... :(
Oh? That's awesome. All forms of such divination stuff are neat.
nocturne makes games really tough for marksman nowadays
I read the entrails of horses and the like in order to divine the future
my favoorite~ ♥
My methods are archaic but effective
ever had American Munster?
@Garbage Can Lid
Don't lewd the horses, Clobs.
I use magic rocks from over the pond and viking era kindsa magics, with a fancy book to decipher them!
I never had it before.
Oh no, they're dead. Very, very dead.
You should use that magic to find a job. And find me one too, while you're at it
It has an orange skin but it is a white cheese
Sounds pretty neat, Viking culture is quite interesting.
That doesn't stop some people.
Erio for example.
You havent found one, i havent found one.
eventually we'll both have one
I once had a Kamuu. Animu'd.
I'd put in a good word for you guys
I don't work in food industry.
yes I'd imagne that's what being unemployed entails
lmao about to light a couple candles to power my sensor bar so I can emulate Super Mario Galaxy on my computer
at least i'm not some restaurant kid.
If you're picky about work, you won't get any work experience or reference.
And then you won't be able to get a decent job.
Good thing I'm not Erio
The magic will make it faster
If I lived anywhere near you I'd takr you up on that, but the thought is appreciated
Aw yah homie
better some dead end than no job at all
But you're out in cali right, I'd imagine you'd have bigger and better places to check in at
Cooking chicken with Bard sounds kickass.
How'd you cook the rest of it?
holy shit the candles work ahaha
I don't even understand how, but that's so cool
It being Cali, it's unfortunately not really possible for me to move out at minimum wage... I'd gladly work wherever if I could
It's the bomb
it's a hybrid kfc with a taco bell so I can get free burritos and stuff ontop of free chicken
Where you work at m8?
What's ya'll minimm wage at over there?
I've heard of the crazy cost of living out west
$8.95 plus tips isn't a bad way to live
All in one big pan. Slice the potatoes, boil them a bit, while the meat is frying, then strain the potatoes and let them dry out slightly, put them in the pan and fry those too.
$9 per hour. Living costs are pretty crazy too
Always wanted to get tips
my friends who had tips jobs said they are great
how much do you usually walk away with after a decent day?
Damn dude that's unfortunate
is it possible to sustain a lifestyle on minimum? milk be like 5 bucks a gallon
It's possible, but barely. You'd better have some REALLY nice landlords and be prepared to skip meals. I figure to live cheaply but semi-comfortably, you need about $12-13/hour and that's what I'm aiming for
It's pretty easy and quick too.
That sounds handy dandy
and you probably make bank with your paychecks huh
Good luck in the search yo
Here I make like 8 and if I were to room with a buddy i'd be set
small town life is the best if you dont have alot of cash
kinda sucks though
literally nothing to do
make baked cheesy bread
kinda good, but a little bland
how could I make this better...
Garlic truly is the best flavor
Thanks man. Rooming with people you like is always helpful, wish I had someone I knew to room with. It'll take some time to find a job that pays well enough to get out of here tho :/
Ancient runic writing!
Garlic and onion, cayenne, a bit of salt.
i started a thing with it
The Twilight Zone is so fucking good
Original series, yes.
Anything after, eh.
man i love marathoning that show whenever it comes on
Those don't exist
tfw your country doesn't like you being single
tfw you don't like being single
tfw constantly punished for being single
Booo nah nas
Not too sure.
I maybe show you later~
a little less truth pls
There are no others in my mind
It's been sooo long since I've seen that
it was a great watch
'this guy's single, that means it's fine if we fuck him'-u.s.a
yup, i am
I just do military stuff, so my taxes are minimal.
it crossed my mind
Nah that takes big dedication though
Hats off to you bro
Whats the nicest car you've ever washed?
A Camaro maybe?
guns are gr8
i want rice
I want boobs in my face.
I want your face in my boobs ;)
Also my home state is michigan so no state taxes, and I just ignore the state I'm based in when they try to collect.
Did he tip nice (:
Do you like Sufjan Stevens?
all these posters from Michigan
It's always the sweet old ladies who tip the most.
yes, I like sufjan stevens.
I love atmosphere, this song reminds me of them everytime I hear it.
They have fun instrumentals and lyrics
kinda heavy sometimes though
Bardo is god
But that's wrong
Welp, Imma take a nap.
Have sweet dreams!
it's true tho
that's probably my fav song by him
Aw thanks you're a sweetie (:
@Garbage Can Lid
I think I liked All sinatra everything the most
tbh I think you're the chillest guy to ever walk this earth
kinda like how Soto would be if he wasn't a massive rapist and alcoholic and I dream of maybe one day going on a road trip and visiting everyone and thought it would be awesome to get high and eat KFC with you what do you think about that bardo
That means alot Tak and I appreciate it (:
If you ever find yourself in my neck of the woods i'd love to, I'll even buy it so I get the employee discount haha
I'm always alone for my breaks
Might as well talk to my online friends
Hey guys, what are you up to this lovely morning (not evening it's 10 AM)?
Are there no other people there when you come in for work? Also don't tell people I'm a girl or they'll get upset when they find out I'm not.
Looks super depressing tbh
I'm going to do drugs, masturbate violently, make plans for the future that I'll most likely never act upon.
normal tuesday shit
tfw will never fuck Russia's most popular slut
What drugs are you gonna do?
Pretty fucking tired dude
On my lunch break
I can't wait to get home and sleep
3.5 more hours
It kinda is.
Well, I can take my lunch with my other coworkers but I'd have to wait another hour
There are but we have different schedules
9:00 - 5:30, 8:00 - 4:30, 7:00 - 3:30
Lmao did Inga think you were a girl?
Sorry I just had to
Do you even like your coworkers?
eyes full of eyegoop
waiting til tomorrow so I can get to my scheduled weekend
How is your day?
Stop shoving pasteries in your eyeholes
watchin videos and wondering what to do
Yeah, they are cool people
I just decided to take my lunch a little early
Yes, they let me come back and work like nothing happened
I almost forgot how boring is was
Must be nice ;~;
SOTARO! THAT'S NOT A DEMON, THAT'S A MANIFESTATION OF YOUR SPIRITUAL ENERGY, CALLED A STAND. YOU CAN'T GET RID OF IT SINCE IT'S A PART OF YOU!
Hurry up and get a job already you NEET
I never really spoke to inga yet. Just meant more in general I guess.
Is that slang for some kind of drug? I don't understand.
Oh? I hope you get better soon! My day so far has just been me in the shower.
Do something fun, or go to bed.
Wanting sleep. Can you catch it for me?
yeah nig you're getting it
Imma visit you one day I swear
Good way to start the day
Although it suucks waking up and hopping in the shower
its so jolty
SUPREME ON MY SHIZZURT
That sounds sorta lame. Does it really even do much? You should let soto teach you how to be hardcore.
you are not here though
IT'S NOT EASY, OKAY
something muchin tacos with slena
I just used up all of mine. Tell me in advance next time and I'll share with you.
Its fucking raining
Post pics of you in shower
Are you trying to make lewd implications with that post?
Earl was so young
i memorized that entire song for a bit i did for a girl for some reason
love the whole crew
But I just got out of the shower. And I can't think of a way to do that that wouldn't ruin a camera or cellphone.
Please don't bully, I'm sure you're actually a really hardcore guy. Don't get yourself hurt!
Grab yourself a rope and a chair pls
One for the ages
what do you respond to this white just outplays me hard almost every game
White always wins
the first time i heard one of their songs was in front of the vatican while i was not sober
wanted to kill people
What guys? Kroni and that other guy? They're back in their shitpost cages.
White is always right
What were you doing in the Vatican?
state ambassador with a bunch of others
real legit stuff
and taking photos inside when illegal to :^)
IT'S NOT HARD TO GET EMPLOYED.
having to deal with social shit
having to do something
those are 3 things why they don't tbh
Did you see His Holyness?
She is best mage.
I'm making her a css sheet for 8chan~
Aren't you jobless?
It is when you're in a state like California, faggot
this was a few years ago to before francis
The Pope's face when
Really though that's fucking awesome
Was it nice?
I've never had the chance to leave the U.s
its hard to get employed
My NA account got banned and I have no idea why l0l
You're not really helping
Kinda sucks, I paid $14 for that.
yeah, it was amazing being there and just being out of the US in general
when you get the chance to visit somewhere nice you should take it
you arent either
Doesn't it have a countdown timer?
Oh? That sounds awesome.
I couldn't decide on nice colours to match so it's only a fancy background so far.
Perm ban, runs out in 2223
Its hard to get emp- Oh wait
idk how you're going to say it is hard to get a job specifically in Cali
i was down there for 2weeks and i saw a ton of people hiring and actually needing people all over the place but nobody wants to fucking work or can't because drugs so they live on the streets
speeded up 4 tims because nobody cars
There's a difference between looking for a job at McDonald's and the stuff I'm looking for
If you legit don't know why, and it's not been banned before I would say you could likely appeal it or something. They could see if another countries IP (because your not NA on NA server should be easy) accessed the account or something.
I didn't know they dropped permas without previous bans :/
nobody wants work
literally went to a test for a job with 300 people for 1 position last week
Mmkay, you know what you're talking about because you visited once
I love you with all my heart
BUT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LISTENING TO BRO
Get whatever in the meanwhile so you can have money to have fun
@Garbage Can Lid
i was born there and i go to cali every month, i have for 2 years now
2weeks was just the longest i've stayed in recent months
norcal where all the prisons dump people tho lmao
I feel like if I get something minimum wage here I'll be stuck here for longer and I do NOT want that
I don't know how. Gotta google that a bit.
It's a bot who leveled the account I assume, only played crystal scar and bought weird items
I think that's what got it banned but I have no idea how they found that out.
@Garbage Can Lid
they dont know what its like :(
Have to start somewhere.
Norcal is like an entirely different state
ya dude Jefferson ;)
is there stuff wrong
If its been level'd from a low level to 30 I don't know how they will handle an appeal.
I don't think they can take the levels away, so from their POV one might have paid the bot to level their account and appeal it back later should it get banned :/
Pastry sama has normal people music taste
If that actually happened I would... I can't even think of something it's so ridiculous
ish okai if it sounds okai
tbh i don't know a whole lot about it but i know people who say they live in Jefferson no California or Oregon
I've only ever heard of it like those crazy people that say they want to seceed every time something they don't like happens
it's been a thing for 70+ years so i think it's gotta be more than that
Something like that.
I'll try to appeal and see what happens.
I haven't listened to western music in so long. Am I some kind of weeb?
Meh, it'll never happen anyway so I don't worry about it
Would you show me when you're all done?
but there is always japanese editions of cds
Memes for breakfast, tacks for snacks.
the rice finally cooked.
i hope i feel better now.
Yay! Feel better Luka!
liking nicki minaj
not liking ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS
There can be too much of a good thing.
It isn't bully. Making mutual statements of the terrible things we like. Jeez. Goggles. What would you know about being bullied, considering you are the biggest bully here. Bitch. No bully.
But not eyebrows
There is always an exception to the ruelz.
I feel supersleepdizzy though like thinking is hard and I just wish to lie down and nap but bedsheets are still trying and my current ones are icky
Don't cum in them so often, then.
I am off to work out ayyyy
lovin the #NoBully
I am going to be charged with attempted sleep.
Have a good one everyone.
bic boi need a release?
when you have used them for a week or two it sortof feels icky to wake up and not comfy
and napping twice a day and showering twice a day is oever the top
I forgot if it has been one or two weeks but eee
Good night! Sleep well.
Dream well Eba~ ♥ nini
Are you 15?
Kinda want to have a wet dream
No, it doesn't happen that often anymore alright? Hardly at all. Maybe I'll just delete the post it's embarrassing.
Bruh I'm making a killing on these horses brah
you like to be embarrassed though
Never even had one tbh
It's kinda cute how flustered you get, I was just joking
I bet you have
You've never once dreamed of kissing someone or feeling someone up or being in an lewdbarassing situation?
*gives you one*
Nope. Or at least, never remembered one or experienced the physical aftermath of said dreams
kill em all
i'm not a bully!
No one's trying to bully you here, calm down! Take some deep breaths and chill
Dang bro that sucks
All my love dreams have like intense stories and stuff to them that really only make sense in the current dream
Mostly in school settings
Idk about ejaculating irl though that's crazy
I don't remember most dreams, actually. The ones I do remember tend to be kinda weird and surreal
On the hillside
little boxes made of Ticky Takky
I wish we had machines that would record our dreams so you could put on like a helmet and experience what the dreamer was experiencing and relive the dreams
Dream movies would be so amazing
It'd be pretty damn amazing, especially dreams from really creative people like fantasy movie writers
Got them gold ninja stars and red Supreme nunchuks
it would tell us alot about alot of people
Find Earl lying on the burgundy carpet, pull my knife out, sharpen it
Stab him, put a arch on it, pour unleaded gas on him
Maybe... Although, it'd probably require some interpretation because dreams are usually pretty abstract
Luka, I have a question.
glad to have you back~ ♥
you ALWAYS know
most of the time tho
I have a good sense about these things
leeg down for patch too ;~;
For how much longer?
new fastest time on easy minesweeper :v
i dunno :\
30minutes to a couple hours?
This is weird, I just won but it says I cant lose stars
I DIDNT LOSE BLIZZARD
oh wait its back up online and already patched now~ ^ ^
now we can spam Recal animations on ARAM! :D
And is there a new rotation?
Star background when?
Marisa best waifu icon when
more touhou when?
As soon as you ask erin prob
Like a built in TP scroll, but free.
and each champ gets their own fancy Recall animation~
Also this new patch contains balance fixes and junk and a new pretty hat for a champ
Did you finish after story yet?
214 i think
Didnt they already have recalling?
Well not in aram, but you know
I was thinking about throwing a new betting concept for the casino too, but I dunno how shed take that
Im pretty distracted by GW2 atm
how would this new concept work?
I have to think more about it, but its basically bank robbing
I got the idea from a twitch bot, but I dunno how to translate it well into a betting game here
I think itd be fun, but who knows
why the question mark if you knew league already had recall?
I said on aram now, the animation plays.
how is that going to work though
You roll to steal X amount from the bank. The more you bet, the harder it is to steal/escape successfully. Also, the more people trying to rob at the same time increases chances, but they all have separate escape chances.
I just dunno how to like, translate that properly.
Probably a thing that you can do every X amount of minutes I guess, I dunno.
busy laughing with a friend about anime lol
friend doesn't watch anime
randomly talking about a guy we both know from the uk who just got out of prison a week ago
guys avatar is ebichu
yo get a nobel prize
Should I offer Ene manga for the ride down to touhou con or be an asshole and just bring the manga im going to read
you could do other things as payment too you know...
Daww you're gettign a ride~
Im giving him a ride.
Yeah...probably should, but i think he is into moeshit
For the purpose of deriving satisfaction from others' vexations.
let him eat you out instead of soto
I own regular books too.
why does it matter? I enjoy them.
Yeah, but like...I could get more if I was nice
No one is going to eat me out unless im drugged or some horrible shit
im drugged or some horrible shit
you're meeting soto there right?
share the manga together in the backseat while your parent drive you two there?
Yeah new free champs to try out! <3
I was about to say the same thing
You are nice.
I guess I should update to check at least
Nin what kind of anime do you into
Yeah, but I just dont leave my drink anywhere or drink alcohol. should be fine, and if it goes that way my pussy opens up into another dimension and will drive everyone mad.
it'll only take couple mins at most~
LEWD BULLIES ARE THE WORST.
where are they
If its anime, ill give literally anything a shot, most seasons I try to grab everything that doesnt seem to be confirmed dogshit. But if im buying manga, much different.
It looks like I mostly have action and drama oriented, except for Kiyohiko Azumas stuff
Nevertheless, you are splendid when you are being an asshole.
See soto for reference.
What are you watching this season?
shit's funny yo
Dunno sometimes I try really hard to be a dick but then I trip over my own words and make a fool of myself
Nothing actually, I have to wait a bit before I can start grabbing stuff
Sucks, but im working anyway.
repost for convenience
That will occur regardless of the way in which you cast yourself.
Xyclopz is love
I would recommend Overlord and uh...lets see Symphogear if you have watched the first two seasons
One punch man is gunna be FUCKING DAAAAAAAAAANK
Shimoneta and Umaru are meme animes but they are pretty good
My new level 30 account got permanently suspended. Woe is me.
tfw if i'd gotten up at first alarm i could have seen bard to sleep but i slept in myself like a fool
oh so its not new anime time yet?
still on overlord and stuff?
Also Anons. Anons be lewdest bullies.
Not sure, I think they somehow figured out that it was leveled by a bot.
I don't know how though, I played a game yesterday and I got an email an hour ago saying it's suspended till 2222.
I dont know
but the new season is kinda starting
not impressed by the looks of it except one punch man
its your fault for not making your statement clear
LINK LINK LINK LINK LINK MEEEEEEEE
Nin maybe me and you could watch Ebichu together sometime too :3
i wanna see wats new
Oh, well. Who needs runes and masteries anyway? Shame about the waste of money.
It was a perspicuous statement.
thank you based nin
Seeing OPMs dream where he started failing animated
uh...like i just use a stream site and look at the front page.
remind me not to help you anymore
I shall certainly not.
seeing OPM with hair
Because I appreciate all your help.
DA BE KAY BE
I dont even know anymore
da ftdb is victowius
I can go to bed happy now that i heard Xclopz beautiful voice
@Garbage Can Lid
The worst thing is that we will have to play vs shitters until I'm high enough level.
Money comes and goes, that doesn't worry me.
Better than playing in a team with them.
@Garbage Can Lid
don't go tho
It's more that it's not really any challenge or fun winning against clueless opponents.
Easy fix: handicap yourself with an abysmal pick.
Darn... Next season anime is looking soo desolate.
nothing good comign.
Any recommendations to such?
Also who is this slut you're posting?
Erika Yano from some show I have never watched and do not intend to watch.
It is my time to egress.
If Taric is f2p this week I shall do so.
I ended up getting an Indica strain instead of Sativa and smoked a blunt of that an hr before work
Worst idea ever
Drugs are for mugs.
It's all good Scoots, I just showered so I'm not a mug
Yay! finally JPN League servers hype this coming week~
I finally get to play in Japan! ♥
Hey Paint so like what even is your sexuality anyways?
Leeg sucks tho
Scoots how much is a drivers license out there?
Time for work. Later guys.
er not sure y.
Pretty loose. Generally I'm more into feminine people (either girls or feminine guys or traps or whatever), but not exclusively.
Dicks are nice too
Nigga you don't drive?
I wanted to compare the price to here
34 dollars to renew it
Make me some of your homemade cooking while wearing an apron
What do you even do?
So you're pretty much a whore
Who's going to make the next thread?
I don't think I've ever made one
I guess so
I don't do anything anymore!