We may have never asked for it, but Michael Bay’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is getting a sequel. Thing is, if you turn your brain off, it looks kind of fun.
We may have never asked for it, but Michael Bay’s Teenage Mutant Ninja...
Irritating. But I'm sad to say I'm going to see this shit because of my love for the 80s turtles… I hate myself. I truly do.
that one episode where Will, his friends and family got all their shit stolen while on winter cabin vacation by one scrawny middle aged white guy with no gun
You're a disgrace to the wine.
Goyim, crime transcends race!
you and me both user
i wouldn't see it if it wasn't coming out right around my birthday
That Bebop and Rocksteady scene got me hook line and sinker. I am truly weak. I just wish the turtles weren't so damn hideous or sounded so awful or that April was a red head in a sexy yellow jumpsuit.
At least Megan Fox is getting work. I would go see it just to have my male gaze pandered to once again.
Her mutant thumbs haunt me to this day.
Also, she's more plastic than human.
She's more plastic than woman now
Isn't Michael Bay finally being recognized as a misunderstood genius ?
really? the turtle van did it for me.
but everything else
- bebop & rocksteady
- casey jones
- baxter stockman/tgri
- fucking krang
definitely solidified my decision
he's only a producer
I said I was sorry…
Megan never showed her tits. If she really wanted
people to care about her to make men hard, she'd show us those tits.
it's unanimous that she looked better before the surgery
mfw this is the new sex icon of Star Wars
is this legit
cuz it's a damn good shop otherwise
She was specifically chosen to be anything but a sex icon. Can't have that misogyny rearing its ugly head, now can we?
It's obviously a fake
It's a fake. She has weird half-thumbs or something.