We may have never asked for it, but Michael Bay’s Teenage Mutant Ninja...

Inmate
Inmate

We may have never asked for it, but Michael Bay’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is getting a sequel. Thing is, if you turn your brain off, it looks kind of fun.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Inmate
Irritating. But I'm sad to say I'm going to see this shit because of my love for the 80s turtles… I hate myself. I truly do.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Inmate
that one episode where Will, his friends and family got all their shit stolen while on winter cabin vacation by one scrawny middle aged white guy with no gun

Emberfire
Emberfire

@TreeEater
You're a disgrace to the wine.

Evilember
Evilember

@Carnalpleasure
Goyim, crime transcends race!

Flameblow
Flameblow

@TreeEater

you and me both user

i wouldn't see it if it wasn't coming out right around my birthday

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Flameblow
That Bebop and Rocksteady scene got me hook line and sinker. I am truly weak. I just wish the turtles weren't so damn hideous or sounded so awful or that April was a red head in a sexy yellow jumpsuit.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

At least Megan Fox is getting work. I would go see it just to have my male gaze pandered to once again.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Ignoramus
Her mutant thumbs haunt me to this day.

Also, she's more plastic than human.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Ignoramus
She's more plastic than woman now

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Isn't Michael Bay finally being recognized as a misunderstood genius ?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@RumChicken

really? the turtle van did it for me.

but everything else

- bebop & rocksteady
- casey jones
- baxter stockman/tgri
- fucking krang

definitely solidified my decision

@Stark_Naked

he's only a producer

5mileys
5mileys

@happy_sad
I said I was sorry…

takes2long
takes2long

@Spazyfool
@Supergrass
I'm going to overlook her imperfections and appreciate her as the last of the hollywood sex symbols whos specialty is making men hard. She may be the last of a dying breed.

massdebater
massdebater

@takes2long
Megan never showed her tits. If she really wanted people to care about her to make men hard, she'd show us those tits.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@takes2long

it's unanimous that she looked better before the surgery

Techpill
Techpill

@takes2long
mfw this is the new sex icon of Star Wars

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Playboyize

is this legit

cuz it's a damn good shop otherwise

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Techpill
sex icon
She was specifically chosen to be anything but a sex icon. Can't have that misogyny rearing its ugly head, now can we?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Flameblow
It's obviously a fake

FastChef
FastChef

@Flameblow
It's a fake. She has weird half-thumbs or something.

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