New thread, everyone response.
ITT: Colb is a turbonerd.
here you go
you're going to die.
stealing my filenames
Tell me how to get top 5 rank in hearthstone pls
Beat up all the nerds that are higher rank than you
saving any file from 8ch does that
She can pull her calzone inside out and put it inside me.
Welcome to the real world son.
The poor thing is already deadz don't defile it's corpse
That z was a comma
saving my files
no one wants to defile your hairy ass.
Hi there, I am Skynet.
I SAW IT, unfortunately, and now i have to respond to it
If she pulls it inside out though, it will turn into a pepperoni roll, or a summer sausage of some sort.
Are you everything?
It's dead, Jim
You tell me
So is this place still the same?
This is a trap!
lol If it does the job then it's good enough.
"you're everthing to me. you're all i've ever needed"
then the kissing happens.
why the fuck is his dick covered by that yet till showing like that?
Consequences will never be the same
DO YOU ACTUALLY LIKE THAT FIELD RECORDING LINK YOU SENT ME
BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO REALLY LIKE THAT
Nin best cholo trap
Did you try taking their lunch money and shoving them in a locker?
It's like pantyhose
that is definitely not how those work
Artists think cloth is form fitting to everything. Just look at how it's always like shrunk wrapped to their tits.
So absoulutly nothing interesting has happened here the past months?
I've came to it a few times, but not really.
that depends on what you'd call interesting
Like you'd know.
Whatd I do?
but do you like field recording stuff in general..?
tfw no patrish field recording buddy
an aggro deck winning
say it isnt so
Is it working?
I liked 50 Shades.
see you later anyway
No handlock, anti agro nigga.
something that producesses some level of excitment or you know interest.
that's le subjective
oh shit I won't get as much attention without my pic
Though tbh i've played shaman last few games.
fucking linux nerds
A good bit yeah
not using Mac
Cause i can't break the next rank.
T-the answer would have been the same regardless, y-you baka!
you never know
I doubt it.
I'm at 16, and i hve plenty of decks. But not any current op decks.
Godamnit that kitty woke up.
how do you stop a cat?
kids do some odd things, especially to each other, ever have older girl cousins?
a spoon to the soft eye material
Tell me everything.
I see you haven't changed for any better
this is not an accepted bet
are you telling him to slap a cat with a spoon?
sounds painful, gotta remember this will be my grandmas kitteh
@Garbage Can Lid
What are you asking for from me?
You're always judging me
where did you get slap from?
i'm telling him to stick a spoon in it's eye
Pet the kitty.
Show it love and affection.
be nice to cats
Tech means cards you sub in to counter what your opponent might be playing.
@Garbage Can Lid
playing league with some fam, eh. in game now
In a good way :3
i am poking at it with modified requests
oh no no, you get a few pieces of some stories, i may have been coerced into a round or two of dress-up as a kid, just like in the animez
What do you mean?
Post the kitty.
Well not for worse either so that's one good.
And that joke was funny.
That is so hot. Did you did a boner? I would.
Yeah but in general i copy deck lists. Though i dunno, i change a bit, which deck do you wanna know about?
too exciting to avoid typos
ill go get my phone
Whatever you play most on ladder to climb, what youre not getting high enough with
Nin give me that folder pls :3
jesus man, i was pretty young, you know i don't really feel that embarrassed about it since my friend cross-dressed willingly around the same age as me and he has pics to prove it, no i'm pretty sure i didn't boner but, i don't think they got to do that much to me either
you're convincing to the point it worries me
I bet you're a pretty girl.
You seem to be saving the images just fine yourself.
I play warlock(handlock), shaman(totem), and paladin(midrange) mostly.
Show me some decklists tho
He's a major jew with his folders
don't even bother
i had short hair so i was pretty ugly, but i grew later actually, so i was pretty small at the time, they only got to do it because they were on their way back from practice of some sort and they had some stuff with them, never trust girls, they are evil
Let me lose real quick.
He a real warrior though, doesn't seem bothered by the huge black dog walking around him.
That explains why you're so fucked up sexually. Those girls made it so you didn't know what you were. I'm so jealous
you're exaggerating a bit, i've fucked girls before and haven't taken it in the ass, but you can put that salami stick wherever you want to bby
It's coming off. We've been over this.
i meant the literal meat stick from earlier, not your Bologna pony
Is that Jim Carrey?
I only have like 3, please donate me
just gonna leave this here
http://www.twitch.tv/helblindehe has a strapon on
Oh my bad.
Is BD a poofter?
Aren't we all?
if you have to ask after i say "i fuck girls and haven't taken it in the rear"
Those are my three current deck lists used..
dont destroy the magic :c
Kazuhira "Wipe out the baboons in one afternoon" Miller
Kazuhira "Niggers are vile and don't deserve a trial" Miller
Kazuhira "Niggers don't have brains so keep them in chains" Miller
Kazuhira "Keep niggers bound even when they're six feet underground" Miller
Kazuhira "Mass graves for when niggers misbehave" Miller
Kazuhira "Kill them off base and don't leave a trace" Miller
Kazuhira "Their tears are superb when I make them bite the curb" Miller
Kazuhira "Boss, don't go stumbling around in the dark without night-vision goggles, you might bump into a nigger" Miller
Kazuhira "If you speak a nigger tongue you're going to be hung" Miller
Kazuhira "When they are ground, nigger meat is cheaper by the pound" Miller
Kazuhira "A non-white race will not set foot on this base" Miller
Kazuhira "If you fulton a nig, I'm throwing him in the brig" Miller
Kazuhira "If you fulton a black, don't bother coming back" Miller
Kazuhira "Digging a grave for every slave" Miller
Kazuhira "Dropping nukes on the spooks" Miller
Kazuhira "Turning bix nood into D-Dog's food" Miller
Kazuhira "Punk plays hearthstone like an inbred Nigger" Miller
what game is he streaming?
I've never been fucked by a man either - that isn't a qualification.
Fuck I love flaming miller.
More early game lately. That's the two dark bomb.
Up for you to decide
i see you are a visiotr of /v/
he's djing tho
i'm bi-curious, but bi and homo conflict
Oh, hey, same here~!
he also says that to be a Swede is to suck cock
ah thats what reminded me of poofters
i see, thanks pinky pie
You should give it to me out of the kindness of your heart!
Leeky Forums pls
Alakir sucks tbh.
The only joust card i have is tuskar, which is a 5/5 for 5 if it fails.
So only decent stats, and not getting the value of the card.
He does kind of suck, but in an aggressive deck like totem shaman, he does just fine.
85 chan pls
Too poor to craft him.
Oh, I thought you had him already
What kind did you get?
Chocolate cake and boston creme
This kitten is like 7 weeks old and already punched my 6 times larger and 2 years older black dog.
The fuck is wrong with cats
I have the important legends.
They aren't scared of normal things
you fart though, and they flip shit
Dogs > Cats
11/10 scientists agree.
I have had living experiences with both dogs and cats
and I prefer cats
I like cats better. But I also like dogs. Really big dogs are scary though.
Pets are dumb.
@Garbage Can Lid
Boston Creme's legit.
I like pink-frosted ;3
I like both, but my dog more cause he's nicer and cooler.
Weird things they be.
dog is god of death.
cat is god of warfare.
warfare = death.
i don't know what i was going with but egyptian something.
Wow Inga very insightful, thanks.
Dogs are better.
Dogs are fucking stupid
I'm not a fan of strawberry anything if its sweet or dairy related
I like to warm up my donuts before I indulge
Nice Dammai you made a statement that show that you're racist against cats. Good job.
I think greater of Sabs than pet-tier.
But they're not strawberry. They're pink flavored!
i know it must depressing being black.
but what about a pet that's like sabs?
mami is a little white boy inga
Remember when Mami was a ks/b/?
I've heard that cats are way easier to live with though.
that meme is ancient
I hated it.
Its best to not remember the dark times.
That's because you're shiiiiiit
That's true... Hm.
says cats sucks
I wasn't though.
cut that out.
This cat is a grade A meme tho.
Something something doomed to repeat history
same for you
Shit that I like
I think most days you're alone in thinking that, Clob.
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
Hi tech support, what's a "faulty hardware corrupted page" mean?
It means you're shit.
<4 you all
But in a good way.
In a good way though
Kinda like you, minus the good way.
I sincerely love you all.
In a friends way.
exactly what it says dummy
Some tits to calm your mind
Yes but which hardware is fault and which page did it corrupt?
Remember when you got mad at me for posting lewd stuff?
well first lemme ask you
what os and motherboard
What are you, jealous?
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
Okay okay fine
my god ian
I dont care if you do it or not
I am going insane
for these fucking cans
god damn usps y u do this
Tits are nice
*Satan damn it
Always gotta be 2cool4school
What is wrong with you, maan?
I wish I had never given him those Takane caps
Sorry I don't like loli
Me too, man. Me too...
Yes, you! Who else?
Im not, and dont see how I am.
That's not what everyone says, Ian.
I'm afraid that I can't help you then
@Garbage Can Lid
So who is gay?
Nothing much, I'm really bored so I'm just shitposting at maximum levels.
Well everyone's a faggot, so take from that what you will
Youre being an idiot.
speak for yourself unless you want to help me help you
there's probably nothing you can do about it though until there's an update.,
You sound have to expect this from me
It's been YEARS, Nin
Should have come to*
I really need to proofread
How drunk are you right now, Colbs?
Not drunk enough.
My phone is garbage. It'll just delete words randomly as I type them
Entirely sober, unfortunately
You probably gonna just play some shitty moba so don'[t bother
You could always not use it
I was gonna play MGSV, but I can just play it later.
I was being sarcastic tho
you dumb nigger
Male Goo Simulator 5
it was to be assumed as i wasn't of any help
Sounds gay as fuck
Well yeah, of course.
Look who you were talking to :^)
Ignore Wish, she's a huge bully.
Give me attention
Well that's fucking rude
its related to the topic
It's Metal Gear Solid 5
Also why would I answer the question when you just said you were going to ignore me!
Gotta beat luka
I'll trade you.
Cus I'd like to bully you by not giving you enough attention~
Pls. You like the bully.
Oh, I never played any of the metal gear games before.
And I only said that cause you didn't answer in the first place.
Damn that ruins the whole joke!
Come shitpost on /sp/ with me
More! I have a quota to fill.
That sounds boring.
Yeah it's kind of crazy
It's still rude to say!
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i would but i'm still e-poor
My usb is all the way upstairs though
That's my cover identity.
I'm secretly awesome and you wouldn't be able to handle the real me.
I'm doing this to protect you, Desu.
Please go get it for me.
You got a new keyboard?
Don't make lewd implications, just play games with me!
No I found my old one
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Why did you all give to luka? Give to me. I'm actually poor.
I'm the best spy evah.
Give to punk 2016
no, you're developed country poor.
So many stairs.
I live in the same country as him.
I'm rich irl and in the same country.
I should be rich in thread
I don't care that you don't play games with anyone, you don't have to play games with anyone else. Just entertain me.
But it made me realize I hafta use the bathroom and I dun wanna get back up
You have to mingle with the common folk, so you should be as poor as you plebeians.
pls give me money then.
then you're both poor. how are you even poor tho in canada?
@Garbage Can Lid
Rip. i'm too poor. Even for the bae.
Why didn't you go while you were up?
MINGLE, I SAID.
Who is bae
I didn't feel it until I sat back down.
Keep doing that until you stink like the rest of us great unwashed.
Bae pls. You're always bae.
Well are you going to just wait until you wet yourself or soemthing?
Metal Greek Salad
Wish used to love me before I became poor :^(
Ooh, that one better?
But I shower daily tho
Nyuu, I just went
I was in the washroom.
Yeah, being poor really changed you, man.
You'll stick out and get mobbed, then!
Too late. I'ma leave you know bae.
The important thing is that someone got the reference ^^
so wish is a gold digger?
I don't have to constantly lean in to type stuff now or keep my laptop so close but it will definitely take some getting used to.
Love you wish and all, but i'm probably gonnaa sleep now.
Better than never
That's all right, I'll hire a body guard.
I had to learn my CQC training somehow.
No no, I'm just naturally rich.
You'll need more than one!
so a jew?
I don't think we've met before. Who are you?
Nothing. What's up Wishy?
It also doesn't have FN keys because it's so old.
I have to be up at at 4am.
WILL DO :^)))))
would roll in the hay and play doctors with wish
But I've always been cute and privileged.
So like, 6?
Nah, just born into a pretty good family.
Nuffin really, just watching some rookie tournament thingie.
That sounds like it could be itchy :x
Gross. Wish is gross.
Then you can act really privileged and snooty too.
No you've always been privileged, not always cute.
Wish is haiku level lately.
Watching pikaminz wif my nephew. He loves this show.
But seriously i'm leaving. goodnight.
I said something similar to that the other day
Yeah yeah, I can dig it.
When did I become cute?
Do you like it too?
Wish is haiku level lately.
you're anything but subtle
eh time to stop getting jew gold
can you leave already thanks
yo is that really subtlefag? yo what's up stranger
Chill ytt level
I hate ninja.
When you started talking to me :3
that was supposed to be a subtle joke. did you get that?
use coupon code "muslim" to get $25 off any gun
14 years after 9/11 it's time to close Guantanamo
Text walls, bby.
Wow, that tells me so much,
I only like the games and BW because of Iris
Other than that I think the show is shit and gay as fuck.
ya dude! Ganja con xD
it fucking would be