uh, why wasn't there a lain thread already?

# Uh, why wasn't there a lain thread already?

gamble only on fridays

Gamble till 0₲

I'm back from dinner

you may worship my tummy now

skynet.gamble: 1;

@RumChicken

Either you're a good puppy or a good bitch. The choice is yours.

Today's Friday

@CodeBuns

Skynet rolled 19.

You rolled 10.

Skynet wins.

₲1 removed from your account.

Well that was a wonderful movie.

@Ignoramus

Skynet rolled 5.

You rolled 4.

Skynet wins.

₲1 removed from your account.

skynet.gamble: 1;

@Illusionz

Skynet rolled 14.

You rolled 1.

Skynet wins.

₲1 removed from your account.

@Need_TLC

Skynet rolled 11.

You rolled 5.

Skynet wins.

₲1 removed from your account.

@CodeBuns

Hm, gimmie some time to think it over.

@New_Cliche

no response

WAIT

SHIT

SORRY

SORRY

SORRY

minor code change

from:

$skyRoll = rand(1, 20);

$playRoll = rand(1, 20);

to:

$skyRoll = mt_rand(1, 20);

$playRoll = mt_rand(1, 20);

Many random number generators of older libcs have dubious or unknown characteristics and are slow. By default, PHP uses the libc random number generator with the rand() function. The mt_rand() function is a drop-in replacement for this. It uses a random number generator with known characteristics using the » Mersenne Twister, which will produce random numbers four times faster than what the average libc rand() provides.

further reading:`Here's an interesting note about the inferiority of the rand() function. Try, for example, the following code...`

<?php

$r = array(0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0);

for ($i=0;$i<1000000;$i++) {

$n = rand(0,100000);

if ($n<=10) {

$r[$n]++;

}

}

print_r($r);

?>

which produces something similar to the following output (on my windows box, where RAND_MAX is 32768):

Array

(

[0] => 31

[1] => 0

[2] => 0

[3] => 31

[4] => 0

[5] => 0

[6] => 30

[7] => 0

[8] => 0

[9] => 31

[10] => 0

)

Within this range only multiples of 3 are being selected. Also note that values that are filled are always 30 or 31 (no other values! really!)

Now replace rand() with mt_rand() and see the difference...

Array

(

[0] => 8

[1] => 8

[2] => 14

[3] => 16

[4] => 9

[5] => 11

[6] => 8

[7] => 9

[8] => 7

[9] => 7

[10] => 9

)

Much more randomly distributed!

Conclusion: mt_rand() is not just faster, it is a far superior algorithm.

bard this is really difficult...

@Lord_Tryzalot

Skynet rolled 5.

You rolled 15.

You win.

₲1 added to your account.

@Boy_vs_Girl

I can multitask. But honestly I'd rather just cum already.

@MPmaster

skynet.gamble: 1;

bard..?

@Soft_member

Skynet rolled 12.

You rolled 18.

You win.

₲1 added to your account.

@Spamalot

I was going to pretend to leave after he responsed.

@Soft_member

ah, well, I'll help you out as soon as I'm done with the dishes.

@haveahappyday

Skynet rolled 3.

You rolled 14.

You win.

₲1 added to your account.

@askme

Skynet rolled 10.

You rolled 5.

Skynet wins.

₲1 removed from your account.

time to see if erin derigged it

skynet.gamble: 1000;

i need to go get food before it's too late.

@iluvmen

Skynet rolled 13.

You rolled 2.

Skynet wins.

₲1,000 removed from your account.

Great my plan didnt go correctly and now loco is being mean.

Dont read spoilers that arent for you, fucker.

skynet.gamble: 33;

still rigged

@Carnalpleasure

Skynet rolled 19.

You rolled 19.

Result tied.

No transfers made.

@Emberfire

Skynet rolled 16.

You rolled 6.

Skynet wins.

₲1 removed from your account.

skynet.gamble: 1000;

i'll play someone in pokemon trading card game for ₲100

* * ** ** ** **

@WebTool

Skynet rolled 19.

You rolled 16.

Skynet wins.

₲1 removed from your account.

i would actually beat your asses at yu-gi-oh

1000g

@Flameblow

Great my plan didnt go correctly and now loco is being mean.

Dont read spoilers that arent for you, smart man.

@Emberfire

Moogs pls this is gonna kill me.

@RumChicken

I was in the middle of talking to you!

Now I must rest to fight this foul terror that calls itself skynet another day

@AwesomeTucker

Skynet rolled 9.

You rolled 10.

You win.

₲1 added to your account.

I wish I even had 100 Monies.

I'm too poor on the internet. I mind as well kill myself right now.

@TurtleCat

pokemon way cooler.

@StonedTime

aw wat :c

@VisualMaster

loco, you have pokemon tcg installed, play for 100? c:

It won't even let me gamble this is rigged

skynet.gamble: 1000;

@BunnyJinx

Skynet rolled 6.

You rolled 10.

You win.

₲1,000 added to your account.

@StrangeWizard

Skynet rolled 14.

You rolled 5.

Skynet wins.

₲1 removed from your account.

@New_Cliche

watching cartoons

watching cartoons dubbed by autistically obsessed fans attempting to be funny

colb come on now

skynet.gamble: 200;

@CodeBuns

Yeah, it looked like it had a patcher or something

but it just closed instantly

@Illusionz

Skynet rolled 4.

You rolled 18.

You win.

₲200 added to your account.

* * ** ** * *

If you win a gamble, the money should be taken from a random poster's account. Avoid inflation

skynet.gamble: 1000;

not enjoying the childishness

No u.

@Lord_Tryzalot

Skynet rolled 4.

You rolled 5.

You win.

₲1,000 added to your account.

Don't mind me, just posting for my daily shekels

Depends on how much people are winning and losing

I've won 2 1,000 shekel bets in a row, it'd take Moogs 2,000 bets to make up for that influx of shekels

skynet.gamble: 10;

2,000 lost bets even

skynet.gamble: 1000;

@Bidwell

Skynet rolled 12.

You rolled 8.

Skynet wins.

₲10 removed from your account.

* * * * * *

@massdebater

Skynet rolled 4.

You rolled 19.

You win.

₲1,000 added to your account.

In the long run, sure. But that still doesn't account for the variation in bet quantities

well, guess I just gotta post more catgirls to make up for that

it's a netflix show

it's these episodes of a show on netflix

eqrgh

how in the world

it's like netfix has this show and it's that

@Flameblow

@Flameblow

It's a new thing on Netflix about Cocaine

@Evilember

@Evilember

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

it's this cocaine television program, but on netflix

Moving after consumption of a mocha was a bad idea x_x

skynet.gamble: 1000;

Next poster get 1000 shekels

it's on netflix

tp pls

@VisualMaster

Skynet rolled 10.

You rolled 5.

Skynet wins.

₲1,000 removed from your account.

tpls*

@CouchChiller

Moving after consumption

I read that as "moving after constipation".

it's this cocaine television program, but on netflix

@TurtleCat

and its about Pablo Escobar and cocaine, Neflix has a new series. It's about cocaine and netflix.

@TurtleCat

@TurtleCat

@TurtleCat

:D <3

How do you constipate a mocha though

It's on cocaine. It's about Netflix.

erin remove the 1k limit so I can go all in

skynet.gamble: 500;

@Fuzzy_Logic

Skynet rolled 13.

You rolled 5.

Skynet wins.

₲500 removed from your account.

skynet.gamble: my life;

netflix has cocaine, it's in a show, that program is the episodes of the show

skynet.gamble: 1000;

pablo escobar is on netflix and he's making cocaine, which is a show on netflix about pablo escobar

@whereismyname

Skynet rolled 8.

You rolled 12.

You win.

₲1,000 added to your account.

@CodeBuns

Hey, maybe you shouldn't be packing all that fudge if you don't want that problem.

The value of the e shekel is meaningless if people can create them for free by gambling

1000 posts

is a hefty amount

pablo escobar is the name of a man in the netflix show you asked about which is focuses on cocaine and that man i mentioned on netflix

skynet.gamble: 1000;

@Need_TLC

it loses its meaning by tracking posts because the numbers are so astronomical and climb so steadily that the positions won't change

durrrrrrr

@Raving_Cute

Skynet rolled 4.

You rolled 2.

Skynet wins.

₲1,000 removed from your account.

@Spamalot

Skynet rolled 20.

You rolled 16.

Skynet wins.

₲1,000 removed from your account.

It means youre packing fudge, whats not to understand

Damn, didn't even acknowledge my attempt

skynet.gamble: 1;

@5mileys

Skynet rolled 18.

You rolled 8.

Skynet wins.

₲1,000 removed from your account.

@w8t4u

Skynet rolled 18.

You rolled 14.

Skynet wins.

₲1 removed from your account.

I'm a good puppy.

skynet.gamble: 1000;

people should get odds based on popularity

there should be a poll to determine popularity

skynet.gamble: 420;

@Poker_Star

I DON'T KNOW.

I JUST HAVE AN URGE TO BULLY YOU OVER THAT RIGHT NOW.

skynet.gamble: 0;

skynet.gamble: 750;

fuck it

skynet.gamble: 1000*15;

okay, so check this out

this page will show how much has been gambled in or out of the economy

so far about G14k has been gambled in

"what the fuck ever"

blow me moogs.

@Deadlyinx

ITS NOT LIKE YOU RESPONSE ON STEAM ANYWAYS MAN

Just bought 1200 comics.

Looking forward to cataloging and organizing them all.

girls don't buy that many comics

skynet.gamble: 1000;

@WebTool

Skynet rolled 15.

You rolled 20.

You win.

₲1,000 added to your account.

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I am no longer sure if Moogs x Damami is a real thing or just a joke anymore.

skynet.gamble: 48;

@LuckyDusty

Skynet rolled 11.

You rolled 13.

You win.

₲1,000 added to your account.

skynet.gamble: 500;

@CouchChiller

Skynet rolled 5.

You rolled 4.

Skynet wins.

₲48 removed from your account.

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@DeathDog

Skynet rolled 20.

You rolled 15.

Skynet wins.

₲500 removed from your account.

@TechHater

Skynet rolled 5.

You rolled 19.

You win.

₲1,000 added to your account.

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@FastChef

You do not have enough money with the Bank of Leeky Forums to gamble ₲1,000.

@RumChicken

Don't know if I can take the sass, I get enough of that from loco, and he doesn't even show me any affection.

skynet.gamble: 1000;

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@SniperGod

No receipt, person to person deal.

I went ahead and took a picture of the boxes after I put it in my garage though.

These are 4 out of 5 boxes, I'm gonna start going through the 5th box in a bit.

@SniperWish

Mostly DC

The guy was being forced to sell them so I got them for a steal.

Less then what would be 300 USD

@CodeBuns

You do not have enough money with the Bank of Leeky Forums to gamble ₲1,000.

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@StrangeWizard

Skynet rolled 11.

You rolled 11.

Result tied.

No transfers made.

@StrangeWizard

Skynet rolled 15.

You rolled 17.

You win.

₲1,000 added to your account.

@Fuzzy_Logic

Skynet rolled 9.

You rolled 4.

Skynet wins.

₲1,000 removed from your account.

@Ignoramus

You do not have enough money with the Bank of Leeky Forums to gamble ₲1,000.

@Stupidasole

forced to sell them

Poor guy must have got a girlfriend :^)

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That 5 winstreak though.

skynet.gamble: 1000;

@Spazyfool

You do not have enough money with the Bank of Leeky Forums to gamble ₲1,000.

@Stark_Naked

Skynet rolled 5.

You rolled 1.

Skynet wins.

₲1,000 removed from your account.

@Nojokur

Wish I could un-laugh at this but I can't.

Fuck you.

@New_Cliche

Great, I dont know what to do now.

313869

You do not have enough money with the Bank of Leeky Forums to gamble ₲1,000.

skynet.gamble: 5;

@Harmless_Venom

You do not have enough money with the Bank of Leeky Forums to gamble ₲1,000.

skynet.gamble: 1000;

not gonna stop till I return to 15k or become #1

skynet.gamble: 763;

Make the spam stop.

@Lord_Tryzalot

Skynet rolled 13.

You rolled 14.

You win.

₲1,000 added to your account.

@Lord_Tryzalot

Skynet rolled 2.

You rolled 6.

You win.

₲1,000 added to your account.

There.

@Evil_kitten

Skynet rolled 1.

You rolled 9.

You win.

₲1,000 added to your account.

@5mileys

Spread my like the eagle of your country and take me. I need to feel the closeness of a person. Your person. With me.

@farquit

Skynet rolled 11.

You rolled 7.

Skynet wins.

₲763 removed from your account.

@askme

Skynet rolled 19.

You rolled 17.

Skynet wins.

₲1,000 removed from your account.

skynet.gamble: 1000;

cmon

@cum2soon

Oh ha ha ha.

@massdebater

Spread me like the eagle of your country

LOL LOCO

If you and Amy weren't together, I would try much much harder to earn your affection.

@lostmypassword

Skynet rolled 7.

You rolled 9.

You win.

₲1,000 added to your account.

Seeing paint wager 10 at a time makes me feel pretty bad as me and loco do 100x that

skynet.gamble: 1000;

@Need_TLC

Money mongering?

@Garbage Can Lid

His lost.

I'm gonna sell most of these at retail and make a killing.

@kizzmybutt

Skynet rolled 17.

You rolled 5.

Skynet wins.

₲10 removed from your account.

skynet.gamble: 1000;

Aye

@Playboyize

Skynet rolled 13.

You rolled 12.

Skynet wins.

₲1,000 removed from your account.

@Techpill

Skynet rolled 2.

You rolled 1.

Skynet wins.

₲1,000 removed from your account.

skynet.gamble: 1000;

#1 or bust

Grim will I hate myself after eating this? I'm adding curried chicken to it btw way

Now posters play fun until someone screams for ban

bakas playing loco

Before chats

blue boards

hunting replies

@Methnerd

Skynet rolled 9.

You rolled 15.

You win.

₲1,000 added to your account.

@Carnalpleasure

Skynet rolled 9.

You rolled 19.

You win.

₲1,000 added to your account.

Now posters play fun until someone screams for ban

bakas playing loco

Before chats

blue boards

hunting replies

@Emberburn

Skynet rolled 12.

You rolled 5.

Skynet wins.

₲1,000 removed from your account.

Kinda impressed at Ians cooking

would have dinner with/10

skynet.gamble: 1000;

@Gigastrength

You'll be that 'comic book girl'. I didn't think those were still popular in anyway besides wallpapering the pages. Certainly don't see any around here.

@hairygrape

I want to taste you all over and get to know your body so well i forget where each of us begins, forget my sense of self and become this amalgam of our pleasure and love for as long as i can

;)

skynet.gamble: 1000;

loco stop lewd

now to wait again for my account to update

@SniperGod

Skynet rolled 1.

You rolled 18.

You win.

₲1,000 added to your account.

skynet is casino now?

Do we bitcoin?

@WebTool

Skynet rolled 8.

You rolled 11.

You win.

₲1,000 added to your account.

skynet rolled 1

skynet.gamble: 1000;

thats it keep printing shekels

@StonedTime

Skynet rolled 9.

You rolled 2.

Skynet wins.

₲1,000 removed from your account.

sex and gambling

this is what i am.

skynet.gamble: 1000;

Is it good?

go to foreign food section of the store

pick out interesting looking things

This is why I also have a can of Pozole and panko breadcrumbs in my pantry

quintuple rapidfire time

skynet.gamble: 1000;

UNO

@Sharpcharm

This is really getting out of hand, on both our ends.

@RavySnake

Oh jesus, loco please.

This gambling has really turned you into the sex machine.

@VisualMaster

Skynet rolled 19.

You rolled 12.

Skynet wins.

₲1,000 removed from your account.

skynet.gamble: 1000;

TRES

@TechHater

Skynet rolled 2.

You rolled 16.

You win.

₲1,000 added to your account.

skynet.gamble: 1000;

QUATRO

Alright nin now that you're on steam get back here and do what I told you to

CINCOOO

skynet.gamble: 1000;

@FastChef

Skynet rolled 12.

You rolled 6.

Skynet wins.

₲1,000 removed from your account.

@CodeBuns

Skynet rolled 15.

You rolled 13.

Skynet wins.

₲1,000 removed from your account.

Who else wants to use Damani as a cocksleave? It's open season over here.

@AwesomeTucker

You're such a slut. You must be so ashamed.

21492

nice inflation

@GoogleCat

Skynet rolled 17.

You rolled 19.

You win.

₲1,000 added to your account.

2 wins gogogo

@New_Cliche

Skynet rolled 10.

You rolled 14.

You win.

₲1,000 added to your account.

@Illusionz

I'm just flirtatious, I dont go through with it normally so it's okay.

@Supergrass

Oh well.

Probably Mami tbh honest

It also has chicken and chilis

The point of buying them was to see if I liked them, then make my own from scratch if I do

it missed quatro

skynet.gamble: 1000;

skynet.gamble: 6;

@Lunatick

I'm probably gonna tie you down to a bench and charge people nickles for a round with you.

@Crazy_Nice

Skynet rolled 9.

You rolled 18.

You win.

₲1,000 added to your account.

skynet.gamble: 10;

@Sir_Gallonhead

Skynet rolled 14.

You rolled 16.

You win.

₲6 added to your account.

I swear to god

shitposter then

now shitposter

said in 2012 that i stole your trip, shitposter

sand shitposter

yellow, brown shitposter

warning mods, treating us like animal shitposters

@King_Martha

Skynet rolled 16.

You rolled 7.

Skynet wins.

₲1,000 removed from your account.

@Stark_Naked

Gambling ruining the currency before it even has a chance.

Erin needs to fix this, or it's all pointless.

@Harmless_Venom

sorry ill stop messing around, you alright?

@Lord_Tryzalot

DONT LAUGH, I'D CYBER YOU TOO :^)

@Boy_vs_Girl

Whoa alright lets not go too far here

skynet.gamble: ONE MIIIILLION DOLLARS;

@Garbage Can Lid

Menudo has tripe in it which sounds gross but it has a wonderful texture when slow cooked.

@Booteefool

Check your phone.

@Spamalot

Don't fall to that level.

Everyone who had tons of money before has millions of dollars now.

god have mercy.

@SomethingNew

Skynet rolled 14.

You rolled 3.

Skynet wins.

₲1,000 removed from your account.

I thought Grim was a >she poster.

@haveahappyday

After that we'll hit up the gay bars and everyone can use you as a urinal.

@SomethingNew

i was 16 years old, but with a trip a kid can know how fucked up it can be to be hunted down by the very hand that created the imageboard you call home

;_;

last one for the day skynet.gamble: 1000;

@lostmypassword

Skynet rolled 8.

You rolled 19.

You win.

₲1,000 added to your account.

@Gigastrength

Skynet rolled 1.

You rolled 8.

You win.

₲1,000 added to your account.

@Gigastrength

Skynet rolled 5.

You rolled 10.

You win.

₲1,000 added to your account.

@Methshot

Skynet rolled 6.

You rolled 10.

You win.

₲1,000 added to your account.

@hairygrape

You have better access to truly authentic Mexican food over there than I do in Texas and even I can still find it if you go to literal beanerville.

yes it is

@kizzmybutt

wha

but why

@idontknow

YOU'VE ALWAYS HAD MY LOVE

Also you stole to make this fortune

@likme

That's fucking gross man.

@Emberfire

We'll work up to that. It doesnt taste too bad, trust me. We'll start you off at a Chuck E Cheeses and see how well you do.

someone send me a shekel pls

skynet.gamble: 7;

@SniperGod

Skynet rolled 18.

You rolled 7.

Skynet wins.

₲20 removed from your account.

@Evilember

ONLY 7k NO BIGGIE.

@Flameblow

I really didn't just read that, did I?

@Firespawn

Well I'm gonna keep posting as Jim.

I want to see someone gamle 20k

ty <3

#FeedLuka

skynet.gamble: 10;

skynet.gamble: 773;

@VisualMaster

Skynet rolled 2.

You rolled 10.

You win.

₲10 added to your account.

@TechHater

Skynet rolled 4.

You rolled 11.

You win.

₲773 added to your account.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, CAN WE STOP SPAMMING IT ALREADY?

k, if I win this one I recoup my losses from earlier

skynet.gamble: 15;

@PurpleCharger

Skynet rolled 15.

You rolled 15.

Result tied.

No transfers made.

skynet.gamble: 81;

Time to gamble it all!

@CodeBuns

Skynet rolled 18.

You rolled 8.

Skynet wins.

₲15 removed from your account.

@takes2long

Will do when I can.

@w8t4u

Well that's not good.

Creating a currency takes maintenance and control.

Having there be 23520₲ added within the last 24 hours - almost doubling the previous ₲ in circulation - is ludicrous beyond all measures.

@New_Cliche

when I can.

You're using it for Steam. You can use it for that as well.

@GoogleCat

Skynet rolled 12.

You rolled 20.

You win.

₲81 added to your account.

skynet.gamble: 1;

Boss there's a filthy shitskin here who says he wants to work for you

Normally I'd shoot him on sight but those guys did some good work under the British Raj. I've assigned him to clean all of Mother Base's bathrooms. That should teach him some basic white man manners.

@Fuzzy_Logic

wow okay fine

be like that then

you're just a robot anyway

skynet.gamble: 10;

@New_Cliche

almost doubling the previous ₲ in circulation

there was about 313,000 in circulation to begin with o.o

1G for every post

@whereismyname

Skynet rolled 16.

You rolled 20.

You win.

₲1 added to your account.

Enjoy bud

"Boss... you know I've always got your back, but if you bring niggers here, I'll just them killed"

skynet.gamble: 81;

@Stark_Naked

what even

I felt bad for him, and also the currency thing is kinda dumb so why not

"Boss, earlier today I caught two fags from our recruits having sex. I went ahead and executed them on sight. We cannot allow degeneracy to spread among Diamond Dogs. Boss, try to bring more females to Mother Base, we can use them as sex slaves. The lack of females in Mother Base is affecting staff morale negatively."

@Need_TLC

Skynet rolled 12.

You rolled 8.

Skynet wins.

₲81 removed from your account.

to curry or not to curry?

@Ignoramus

I'm not on steam right now.

It keeps me online/away for an amount of time I never quite was able to understand.

I'll check it in a bit, Tsuchi.

@Supergrass

313K? I haven't seen that much ₲'s while going through the bank.

Lemme ask you a question, Boss. When you came fultoning in here, did you notice a sign on my base that said rank-E nigger storage? DID YOU NOTICE A SIGN ON MY BASE THAT SAID RANK-E NIGGER STORAGE?

@Lord_Tryzalot

313K? I haven't seen that much ₲'s while going through the bank.

Erin's full of shit anyways, cause it'd only on posts with tripcodes :^)

@Evil_kitten

@Evil_kitten

@Evil_kitten

@Evil_kitten

@Evil_kitten

@Evil_kitten

@Evil_kitten

@Evil_kitten

@Evil_kitten

@Evil_kitten

@Evil_kitten

@Evil_kitten

@Evil_kitten

@Evil_kitten

@Evil_kitten

@Evil_kitten

@Evil_kitten

@Evil_kitten

@Evil_kitten

@Evil_kitten

@Evil_kitten

pls respond

accidentally linked myself

welp, fuck me.

If you've got the water pistol equipped you may also be able to fend off any aggressors. As you know, those smelly niggers hate the sensation of clean water against their skin.

*time

Fuck you phone

@massdebater

You don't what now?

Is this some shitty joke because i said hand out and not handout?