Skynet.gamble

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

skynet.gamble;

All urls found in this thread:
http://www.ncpgambling.org/help-treatment/national-helpline-1-800-522-4700/
https://welcomebeautysounds.bandcamp.com/track/--78
https://keatscollective.bandcamp.com/track/groovin-feat-yung-bae
https://youtu.be/4BSJAAo1uNY
https://youtu.be/Gc3_VuX-R6s
Snarelure
Snarelure

What if we got points instead for replies?

also bye I am class

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

GIVE IN TO POPULISM TODAY

BAN SCIENTIST

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Snarelure
good luck

Emberfire
Emberfire

skynet.gamble: 1000;

Get back to 9k

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Methshot
i'm using my autism to fight the autism of others. my autism is a principled one.

Flameblow
Flameblow

new thread already jesus fucking christ

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Emberfire
Skynet rolled 6.
You rolled 18.
You win.
₲1,000 added to your account.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Sci plz

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Emberfire
I'm gonna come back from class and you're gonna have no money left

WebTool
WebTool

9k. Neat.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Why are you trying to ban Sci for doing the same thing the rest of you are doing.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

MORDIN IS A BABY BACK BITCH

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

skynet.gamble;
@Burnblaze
ha
@Flameblow
there about to start going by VERY fast
@SniperWish
ha

StonedTime
StonedTime

Soto is just messing with me right?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

skynet.gamble;
@TurtleCat
b-but it's annoying when he does it!!!!

DeathDog
DeathDog

@StonedTime
Why would I lie to my qt wife?

TechHater
TechHater

skynet.gamble;
lel switching to comp brb

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@CouchChiller
It's annoying that everyone is doing it.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I forgot how breathtaking the Gypsy solo was

FastChef
FastChef

@DeathDog
I dont know why, but I know there is only one soto because I asked someone.

JunkTop
JunkTop

skynet.gamble;
@BinaryMan
i agree. it's terrible.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@TurtleCat
Nobody likes Sci. Also, I suggested the ban, and I'm not playing. It's just annoying that he's deliberately playing wrong.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@FastChef
No one would want to impersonate soto

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Is Lawrence of Arabia a good movie?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@PurpleCharger
@Evilember

@BunnyJinx
one of the best.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@StonedTime
Nope, he's claimed you now.
RIP.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@StrangeWizard
Bullshit. You can't wait for me to rip you in half~ ♥

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

:>

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

skynet.gamble;
really? it's already over? hahahahaha

whereismyname
whereismyname

@FastChef
That's like the third time you "asked someone"

Are you a stalker?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@StrangeWizard
Cheers.

Time to watch gold.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@New_Cliche
i am a hard to get individual. you cannot have this. grrrrrrrrrrrr.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Stupidasole
there's nothing you will accomplish like that

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Illusionz
I'm gonna lewd you. I'm gonna lewd you in the bum.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

skynet.gamble;
@Spazyfool
we'll see about that

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I have the solution to all our problems.

Erin, code the bot to ignore all posts by Sci.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

skynet.gamble;
@Fried_Sushi
i'm still not going to stop then lol

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Fried_Sushi
already did.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Today sucked

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Raving_Cute
YESSSSS

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Raving_Cute
Splendid work.

@Nude_Bikergirl
Why's that?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Nude_Bikergirl
How that?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Nude_Bikergirl
*cuddle*

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I'm gay.
@Stark_Naked
you'll all see!!
@Raving_Cute
oh kek
let me see then

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Nude_Bikergirl
Take a shower, you're probably all sweaty and smell bad

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

skynet.gamble: so i guess now i have to get creative;

MPmaster
MPmaster

Why the Hell is Sci here? Nobody likes him.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@whereismyname
It's not stalking if I'm not following you around or spying on you. Just talking to someone and you coming up in the middle of conversation etc is not stalking.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Boy_vs_Girl
You won't have any currency on a different trip, though.

girlDog
girlDog

@MPmaster
Every board needs a village idiot

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Soft_member
I think a bigger problem is that it won't even work without one so he's screwed up there

farquit
farquit

I'd like to use no bully here in an ironic fashion, but I can't bring myself to do it.

viagrandad
viagrandad

how does it work now... ~.~ it might take a few mins to figure out
@MPmaster
that's a lie ;_;
@Soft_member
so?
@girlDog
;_;

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Garbage Can Lid
I had to wake up at 6am! ;;

@Crazy_Nice
I had like, 5 hours of super early classes T_T

@Booteefool
A-At least I still have my internet shekels!

*nuzzles*

@Sir_Gallonhead
Nyuu, I'm not sweaty and I don't think I smell bad.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@happy_sad
I wake up at 6.20 every weekday for work.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@girlDog
But there are usually at least a few people who like the village idiot. Sci, on the other hand, has literally no friends.

5mileys
5mileys

@happy_sad
you can gamble them now ^^

skynet.gamble: 2;

cum2soon
cum2soon

@viagrandad
Can't gamble that which you don't have.

takes2long
takes2long

skynet.gamble: lesse;
@cum2soon
that's not the point

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Spamalot
Pls stalk me, Mordin-sempai.

askme
askme

@5mileys
Skynet rolled 3.
You rolled 3.
Result tied.
No transfers made.

massdebater
massdebater

@Spamalot
Kinda seems like you want my d

iluvmen
iluvmen

oh i tied :o

Inmate
Inmate

skynet.gamble: 0;

idontknow
idontknow

@happy_sad
Skip school and become NEET.
It's the only solution.

likme
likme

@viagrandad
Sorry :c
You are being a bit of a baka though

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Supergrass
your eloquent declarations of feeling make it so hard to resist

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@haveahappyday
Our lives are so terrible ;~;

@5mileys
Ehh? Gambling is bad...

Can you rig the odds in my favour?

skynet.gamble: 20

@idontknow
You're neat

hairygrape
hairygrape

skynet.gamble: 0;
@likme
;_;

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I'm stupid

Playboyize
Playboyize

@likme
yes this

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Poker_Star
no your not

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@kizzmybutt
Skynet rolled 2.
You rolled 9.
You win.
₲20 added to your account.

Techpill
Techpill

@kizzmybutt
Yep. I nap on the train into work, though.

Methshot
Methshot

@Poker_Star
Took you a while

Methnerd
Methnerd

skynet.gamble: 0;
really it's that? kek

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@lostmypassword
I'm gonna push my pink pickle into your pooper while playing with your perky Peter.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@TreeEater
that's a cute theme

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@hairygrape
Sorry!

@kizzmybutt
@Deadlyinx
Okay now quit while you're ahead, you don't wanna be like Mordin

Snarelure
Snarelure

@kizzmybutt
But I'm not neet. Just neat.

@Poker_Star
Yes.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@TreeEater
that post color

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

zxsp3ctrum
This Online ID is already taken.
zedexsp3ctrum
This Online ID is already taken.
m4nicm1n3r
This Online ID is already taken.
m4nic-m1n3r
This Online ID is already taken.
m4nic_m1ner
This Online ID is already taken.

what the fuck

Emberburn
Emberburn

wheres that faggot blood chan

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Gigastrength
Oh, it turns out I'm not.

@Deadlyinx
Thank you based Skynoodle-chan.

@Techpill
Oh, that's unfair.

I've been up this whole time!

@Methshot
No no, it's k.

I'm not stupid after all.

@TreeEater
cloudsdale

@Sharpcharm
What happened to Mordin?

@Snarelure
Only cuz ur in uni

Evilember
Evilember

@Skullbone
don't be mean i wrote that CSS, it's cirno :c

Firespawn
Firespawn

@w8t4u
@Bidwell
I already talk to you, I can just ask you two things in private. Well I did talk to desu about chii a bit I guess. But it's nothing to be worried about, just making conversation is all.

Flameblow
Flameblow

is it only authorized tripcodes that can gamble?

SniperGod
SniperGod

Bank balance lowered again

What the hell? I transferred 935 from /boop/!

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Emberburn
hopefully dead in a trench somewhere

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Flameblow
no, it's just you can't.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Emberburn
tfw

WebTool
WebTool

@Carnalpleasure
I like it a lot

@Skullbone
@Emberfire
it's the cirno theme you fucking plebs

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Emberfire
All his G's. He bet them all away. Gambling addiction hurts..

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Emberfire
Go take a nap!

@Firespawn
But what if I want you to stalk me?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Emberfire
Of course, it's one of the words in NEET. Education! :D

RumChicken
RumChicken

@SniperWish
lol this bank thing is such a shitty idea

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Emberfire
I kinda wanna buy you a hamster kigu/blanket

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@BlogWobbles
I'm not a stalker. At the very most, what it comes down to is gossiping.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@PackManBrainlure
my knees have melted and formed a pool on the floor

oh, lover, if only you could move your hips like yous moves ya mouth

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Evilember
@WebTool
What
it needs more 9's

@Firespawn
Mordin how do you feel about memes
also what happened to Tripfags, didnt you used to be from there?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@WebTool
Yeah, but Cirno isn't as good of a 2hu as Reimu.

Erin, make me a Reimu theme.

@TurtleCat
How many ₲'s are we talking about? 1k?

It's not like it was 15k₲ or anything.

@BlogWobbles
Ehh? But I'm waiting for someone.

@LuckyDusty
You're so smart o:

@StonedTime
I kinda want one tbh.

They look so comfy.

TechHater
TechHater

@CouchChiller
How much do you know about me?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@DeathDog
it needs more 9's
@DeathDog
@DeathDog
@DeathDog
@DeathDog

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@VisualMaster
My hopes and dreams are ruined.

@ZeroReborn
Ohh, ok.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

skynet.gamble: 777;

FastChef
FastChef

@RumChicken
gee, somebody is sore.

next time, try not being a cunt and pissing everybody off and you might not find yourself excluded from things.

@DeathDog
meh

@ZeroReborn
no, making dynamic CCSs is boring :/

JunkTop
JunkTop

@ZeroReborn
You're like 1.4 times as smart.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@DeathDog
@Evilember
I agree with this

@ZeroReborn
But she's the strongest!

No make a Kyouko Sakura theme

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@AwesomeTucker
You do not have enough money with the Bank of Leeky Forums to gamble ₲777.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Erin I had 9k and then I added another 900 and had 10k and now 10k disappear

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

skynet.gamble: 99999999;

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@ZeroReborn
Christmas is coming up
I might get drunk and send people gifts again this year

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@GoogleCat
The max bet is ₲1,000.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@BunnyJinx
THERES A LEECH IN THE SYSTEM

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@BunnyJinx
check transactions

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@FastChef
well i don't want to be excluded, but i also don't want to like things that are bad. stop liking things that are bad.

whereismyname
whereismyname

skynet.gamble 9181718;

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Ignoramus
I haven't gambled after transferring from /boop/ :3

Illusionz
Illusionz

skynet.gamble 9181718;

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@BinaryMan
I'll probably still end up mapping laters though.

@FastChef
I'll give you ₲1,000 for one.

Jk jk, Yotsuba-B an best.

@JunkTop
Ohh?

But 1.4 * -6 = -8.4

@PurpleCharger
stupidest*

@StrangeWizard
Get drunk for the entire Christmas.

@Fuzzy_Logic
Lame as heck.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Nojokur
then what is this

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

skynet.gamble: 500;

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@DeathDog
It still exists. I post on a lot of different boards though.
@TechHater
Nothing too much. You have friends who like you and enjoy talking about your outings I suppose.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

skynet.gamble 9181718;

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Dreamworx
Skynet rolled 15.
You rolled 2.
Skynet wins.
₲500 removed from your account.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Spazyfool
you're the stupidest!

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@PurpleCharger
mgh

@Fried_Sushi
Do you? on 4chan too?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Dreamworx
REKT

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Dreamworx
skynet.gamble 918171899999;

Booteefool
Booteefool

@ZeroReborn
Dunno, a couple thousand maybe

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Spazyfool
More negative is better though.

@Supergrass
see @Emberfire
gamble to 9k
@TalkBomber
win
@WebTool
9k confirm
@Ignoramus
transfer from /boop/

There's no more gambling after this.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

oopslol
skynet.gamble: 9181718;

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Nude_Bikergirl
hmm?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Spazyfool
My drinking always peaks in December

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Raving_Cute
No way, you're more stupider than me!

@Garbage Can Lid
*pat pat*

It'll be daijoubu.

@Booteefool
Rough life.

That's okay though, he's a feggit anyways

@Boy_vs_Girl
Family shit?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Harmless_Venom
maybe it was an old post that skynet only found after the transfer? either way, you gambled that money. the system doesn't just randomly decide to fine you 1k.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Nude_Bikergirl
Almost never on /a/ anymore, sometimes on /jp/, a little bit recently on /vg/ TERA general.

girlDog
girlDog

@Sir_Gallonhead
nothing

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

skynet.fine: "Erin", "Dayum gurl, you fine";

farquit
farquit

@King_Martha
Skynet confirm for late jew

@VisualMaster
@VisualMaster
@VisualMaster
@VisualMaster
@VisualMaster
@VisualMaster

viagrandad
viagrandad

@MPmaster
Patting always makes things better.

happy_sad
happy_sad

skynet.gamble: 1000;

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Fried_Sushi
I don't know if you're ready to meet someone like me

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@happy_sad
Skynet rolled 14.
You rolled 19.
You win.
₲1,000 added to your account.

5mileys
5mileys

skynet.gamble: 1000;

cum2soon
cum2soon

@VisualMaster
I'm sure I can learn.

takes2long
takes2long

There. Imaginary internet points :D

w8t4u
w8t4u

You know what would be cooler than a gambleable eccurency?

mod elections

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Spamalot
Hmmmm
you been playing TERA?

massdebater
massdebater

@w8t4u
Nopeeeeeeeee.

Inmate
Inmate

@viagrandad
There's no coming back from this.

@takes2long
Omedetou.

idontknow
idontknow

@MPmaster
That was the case last year.

likme
likme

Hmm. What happened to my bet?

@Inmate
No?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Bidwell
I did for a couple of days last week, got to level 32. Sort of boring when I hardly know anyone else who plays though.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Inmate
Arigatou.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@idontknow
Sux :/

@likme
53 !DotterC0oI ₲540

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Erin, pls fix.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@kizzmybutt
Dou itashimashite

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@hairygrape
Huh? I had thousands yesterday.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Good morning, Leeky Forums!

Techpill
Techpill

@Poker_Star
idk what's wrong with it :o

Methnerd
Methnerd

@cum2soon
you better. if you want this.

/sexy pose from a movie

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Gigastrength
13 !dOTteRpaWw ₲4,357

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@hairygrape
Drinking always helps

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@lostmypassword
yeah, rip
When it went free to play all my friends and I quit kek

Snarelure
Snarelure

@TreeEater
Ohh, ok.
It's a lifetime total thing, then.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Carnalpleasure
Yush yush, I know those feels all too well.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Playboyize
Ieie

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Burnblaze
Dat motion blurrrrrr

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Snarelure
Yush, it's based off the tripcode you made the post with.

You can transfer them if you have the password

Firespawn
Firespawn

16k₲ soon o:

Flameblow
Flameblow

@MPmaster
make me smarter

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Methnerd
O yea, im smooth

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Deadlyinx
hello ost

SniperWish
SniperWish

@TalkBomber
How's it going, Bard?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Skullbone
I almost forgot you drink too
I don't know why I imagine you as an awkward nerd who tries to hide the fact that she's a weeaboo and can't talk to guys and shit like that.

WebTool
WebTool

@SniperWish
I'm so very tired

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Emberfire
Got it.
Thanks!

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@WebTool
Tired? Why is that?

RumChicken
RumChicken

skynet.gamble: 500;

StonedTime
StonedTime

Umaru hayai

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Flameblow
9 + 10 = 21

@RavySnake
I mean, I don't deny I'm a weeb but it's not like I scream it to the world.

@TurtleCat
12 !DotterC0oI ₲4,902

Nice.

Better stay ahead of Squish.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@RumChicken
Skynet rolled 6.
You rolled 4.
Skynet wins.
₲500 removed from your account.

DeathDog
DeathDog

skynet.gamble: 1000;

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

nvm you fucked up

TechHater
TechHater

Fuck you and your mod abuse
At least pick a fitting ban you dumb nigger

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@DeathDog
Skynet rolled 17.
You rolled 3.
Skynet wins.
₲1,000 removed from your account.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

battery rip

FastChef
FastChef

@BinaryMan
skynet.gamble: 1000;

JunkTop
JunkTop

312457
Could you do us all a huuuge favour and jump off a tall bridge with a big rock tied to your foot?

Thanks.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@ZeroReborn
So did Squash!

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@CouchChiller
oh god I feel so smarter

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

nvm he fucked up

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

!AmysBFIXcc sent you ₲1,005.

Ty loco-chan <3

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@FastChef
Skynet rolled 15.
You rolled 16.
You win.
₲1,000 added to your account.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Guys, please send me points to feed my crippling gambling addiction.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Generous.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

skynet.gamble: 500;

FLOOD DETECTED

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@PurpleCharger
But he brought it back.

@CodeBuns
You're welcome :3

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Fuzzy_Logic
http://www.ncpgambling.org/help-treatment/national-helpline-1-800-522-4700/

Nojokur
Nojokur

@SniperGod
i like hair.

Illusionz
Illusionz

skynet.gamble: 1000;

@whereismyname
Not points

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Ignoramus
Skynet rolled 11.
You rolled 14.
You win.
₲500 added to your account.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Nojokur
I like hair
Hey.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Illusionz
Skynet rolled 6.
You rolled 10.
You win.
₲1,000 added to your account.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

That network diagram tho

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

skynet.gamble: 1000;

Damn you, Squash.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Illusionz
motherfucker I dont even have 100

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Nojokur
How's this?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Need_TLC
skynet.gamble: 1000;

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Supergrass
go gamble, sweet child.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Fuzzy_Logic
What is this? Gambling in Leeky Forums? When did this happen?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Nude_Bikergirl
but that's supposed to be me

you're supposed to be the hairy one

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Love to Loco.
Acknowledgement to Wish.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

k

MPmaster
MPmaster

skynet.gamble: 1000;

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Booteefool
Today
the Nigger introduced it

Soft_member
Soft_member

skynet.gamble: 1000;

girlDog
girlDog

@King_Martha
Really? Why'd they do such a thing as that?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

312500
surely you did not mean to do this....

farquit
farquit

@Evil_kitten
Ops.

viagrandad
viagrandad

brb gonna rob him

happy_sad
happy_sad

@farquit
Nicely done, genius~

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

n

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

squash i will pay you back with interest

skynet.gamble: 1000;

5mileys
5mileys

@farquit
ops indeed :x

cum2soon
cum2soon

oh

rofl

takes2long
takes2long

Already robbed
Vultures.

w8t4u
w8t4u

skynet.gamble: 1000;

@viagrandad
His betting has got the better of him.

askme
askme

erin wtf

where did the gamblebot go

Bidwell
Bidwell

Nice.

massdebater
massdebater

@Harmless_Venom
?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Evil_kitten
Once you start giving out permas and bans that extend unreasonably beyong what they are you become no worse than those assholes like Kermit and Jan in alicechat

The fuck is your damage?

Inmate
Inmate

@askme
YOU FLOODED IT TO DEATH WITH YOUR ADDICTION

idontknow
idontknow

@w8t4u
Fucking loco man.

likme
likme

@Need_TLC
Skynet rolled 13.
You rolled 5.
Skynet wins.
₲1,000 removed from your account.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Need_TLC
Skynet rolled 19.
You rolled 11.
Skynet wins.
₲1,000 removed from your account.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Guess it's time to get a new trip.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Need_TLC
Skynet rolled 11.
You rolled 15.
You win.
₲1,000 added to your account.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Need_TLC
Skynet rolled 7.
You rolled 7.
Result tied.
No transfers made.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Garbage Can Lid
You do not have enough money with the Bank of Leeky Forums to gamble ₲1,000.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@likme
@lostmypassword
k

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@massdebater
i meant hair in other places you know. tummy, arms, etc.

Techpill
Techpill

@iluvmen
blablablablablablablbalbalbalbalbalbalblalbalba

pfffffttttttttbblblblblblblblblblblblblblbl

Methshot
Methshot

@MPmaster
Skynet rolled 5.
You rolled 8.
You win.
₲1,000 added to your account.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Soft_member
You do not have enough money with the Bank of Leeky Forums to gamble ₲1,000.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@likme
@lostmypassword
@hairygrape
@Poker_Star
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Oh god poor dotter wtf

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@MPmaster
Skynet rolled 15.
You rolled 16.
You win.
₲1,000 added to your account.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Skynet is a neutral and honest entity.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@SomethingNew
Skynet rolled 4.
You rolled 12.
You win.
₲1,000 added to your account.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@SomethingNew
Skynet rolled 14.
You rolled 7.
Skynet wins.
₲1,000 removed from your account.

Emberburn
Emberburn

EVADING ISNT AGAINST THE RULEs WAIt

Emberfire
Emberfire

Loco what the fuck

Evilember
Evilember

@w8t4u
Skynet rolled 1.
You rolled 2.
You win.
₲1,000 added to your account.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Techpill
I give you my sincerest 'Fuck you'

I was pretty fond of you but If you can't look past personal biases and deal with something in such a situation, You're a terrible person to have in a position of authority.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@w8t4u
Skynet rolled 16.
You rolled 14.
Skynet wins.
₲1,000 removed from your account.

SniperGod
SniperGod

skynet.gamble: 1000;

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Flameblow
dude nice

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Emberfire
i would have given Squash 6k if skynet hadn't robbed me just now

RavySnake
RavySnake

3 !AmysBFIXcc ₲13,000

WebTool
WebTool

@SniperGod
Skynet rolled 3.
You rolled 2.
Skynet wins.
₲1,000 removed from your account.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I blame Loco

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@SniperWish
Vulture.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@RavySnake
where did this come from

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Firespawn
who said the bans a perma?
what makes you think it's personal?

StonedTime
StonedTime

The Bank sent you ₲1,000.
The Bank sent you ₲1,000.
The Bank sent you ₲1,000.
The Bank sent you ₲1,000.
The Bank sent you ₲1,000.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@LuckyDusty
Log in and look

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

skynet.gamble: 1000;

pls

DeathDog
DeathDog

@BlogWobbles
if you're going to make a new account do it now so I can give you your money back.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

It brings a tear to my eye that my triumphant return to Leeky Forums is coinciding with the advent of Skynet gambling. And it's not even blackjack or 7 card stud.

TechHater
TechHater

@VisualMaster
Skynet rolled 3.
You rolled 7.
You win.
₲1,000 added to your account.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@ZeroReborn
We are very shallow.

@TechHater
Nice thank you.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@ZeroReborn
rekt

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@DeathDog
Eh, its' whatever/.

FastChef
FastChef

erin don't do this it's not against the rules to evade bans

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Deadlyinx
?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@RumChicken
A ban that extends into the year 21 whatever is exceedingly long for such a thing.
I could understand a few hours
I mean shit I could understand a week

But because a popular poster suggested it It was implemented quickly and for longer than needed.

Even if you don't like the person, what are the means for banning one person for say a day while the other gets banned for say 50 to 70 years?

Personal Opinion is something that has no place in moderation.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

skynet.gamble: 1000;

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@JunkTop
give him hands for reacharounds.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@eGremlin
Yeah, I know. But part of me thought that maybe you guys would go a bit deeper.

@BinaryMan
You say that, but I never had much hope for my return anyways.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@FastChef
no, but it is against the rules to spam.

are you going to stop spamming?

@PurpleCharger
bard
bans can be removed, and he's going to evade them anyway, the ban time is literally irrelevant

calm the fuck down

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@CodeBuns
Skynet rolled 18.
You rolled 16.
Skynet wins.
₲1,000 removed from your account.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Perma him.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

hi erin

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

i love you

whereismyname
whereismyname

like more than other people

Nojokur
Nojokur

please don't hate me

i will stop

Illusionz
Illusionz

skynet.gamble: 500;

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@BunnyJinx
Okay done.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@StrangeWizard
Sorry I have to deal with Kermit and I see this shit daily

i get up in arms quick and I apologize

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@GoogleCat
deep

in our pockets

skynet.gamble: 1000;

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Illusionz
Skynet rolled 13.
You rolled 15.
You win.
₲500 added to your account.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Supergrass
Banned for arms.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Spazyfool
I like the love handle

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

17k

coincidence?

i think not!

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Dreamworx
Skynet rolled 20.
You rolled 2.
Skynet wins.
₲1,000 removed from your account.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Nude_Bikergirl
skynet.gamble: 1000;

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Lunatick
Skynet rolled 9.
You rolled 4.
Skynet wins.
₲1,000 removed from your account.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@New_Cliche
he's actually ben banned for a hundred thousand years or so like 10 times in the last half hour

they'll all be lifted when he agrees to stop spamming tho.

@Ignoramus
@Stupidasole
@whereismyname
you are a sweetheart c:

@Nojokur
okay.

do you need your original IP back?

@Supergrass
banned for fomenting insurrection
jk, <3

Booteefool
Booteefool

There's a gamble thing now?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Crazy_Nice
<3

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Crazy_Nice
yes

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Dreamworx
But if you gamble all your whatever currency Skynet Casino deals in, you won't have any for the alcohol.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Crazy_Nice
As a popufur poster I demand he be banned forever.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Booteefool
i'm number 3 in terms of cash

made that all from stealing gambling and system errors

i am the american dream.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@PurpleCharger
Dude, I suggested it. My opinion has about as much effect and sway around here as a hummingbird's wingbeats do on the Eiffel tower.

Spamalot
Spamalot

that hurts, you know

Soft_member
Soft_member

they trip the electric again.

I swear I might just murder my family. Lucky I am over being angry.

girlDog
girlDog

@Sir_Gallonhead
I'll just start stealing and dealing drugs.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@King_Martha
do you really think you were to first person to suggest banning scientist

viagrandad
viagrandad

skynet.gamble: 1000;

@Soft_member
Did you lose 24 hours of progress in Fallout NV?

happy_sad
happy_sad

Make it 5ever.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Boy_vs_Girl
Am I popufur too?

5mileys
5mileys

@viagrandad
Skynet rolled 16.
You rolled 18.
You win.
₲1,000 added to your account.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@MPmaster
Until you pay back Squash :^)

takes2long
takes2long

@viagrandad
Had to revive HDD twice.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Evil_kitten
No, but I got in first this time around, and that's what Bard saw.

askme
askme

@MPmaster
I gave someone all my money for memes and regretted it instantly.
You're my inspiration.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@cum2soon
If I pay him back you'll steal it.

massdebater
massdebater

@girlDog
But then the police would have to arrest you and probably execute you for doing illegal stuff.

iluvmen
iluvmen

skynet.gamble: 50;

Inmate
Inmate

i am holding onto squash's money for him until he can hold it securely. i am a bank.

idontknow
idontknow

@Bidwell
I meant to his new trip whenever he gets one.

likme
likme

@haveahappyday
No.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@iluvmen
Skynet rolled 2.
You rolled 18.
You win.
₲50 added to your account.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

skynet.gamble: 200;

hairygrape
hairygrape

@likme
Why not?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

To be honest I trust Loco more than I do most people.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Out of the salt mines here I come

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@takes2long
Oh. SDD's play even less nice with power cuts.

@massdebater
I'd have to shoot them and become a wanted criminal.

That's why I need more money for a fast getaway car.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

it's really hard to tell sometimes

Techpill
Techpill

@hairygrape
Popufurs don't ask. They just know.

Methshot
Methshot

@Playboyize
@Playboyize
@Playboyize
@Playboyize
@Playboyize
@Playboyize
@Playboyize
@Playboyize
`

Methnerd
Methnerd

@kizzmybutt
Skynet rolled 12.
You rolled 15.
You win.
₲200 added to your account.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Deadlyinx
I am entirely indifferent to you and only give you shit because bandwagon.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

skynet.gamble: 101;

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Carnalpleasure
Skynet rolled 15.
You rolled 16.
You win.
₲101 added to your account.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Gigastrength
But if you do that, they may send the military after you, and then I'd get caught up in it. I don't want us to fight.

Skullbone
Skullbone

he's using Squashes money to gamble

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@PackManBrainlure
i just wish i knew for everyone
i care about that kind of thing

Emberburn
Emberburn

skynet.gamble: 69;

lol I'm 12

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Snarelure
I'd probably need to make a gang then and expand into a militia or guerrilla group.

Evilember
Evilember

@Burnblaze
Dude, you really need to stop giving a shit.
Get along with people, but you don't have to respect them.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Skullbone
i'm investing it for him so he has more when he wants it back

same with baddog

skynet.gamble: 200;

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Emberburn
Skynet rolled 16.
You rolled 5.
Skynet wins.
₲69 removed from your account.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Deadlyinx
I switch between thinking you're adorable in your stupidity and wanting to use your brains as glue to stick your skull to the floor.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Evilember
yeh and if there dicks just ignore them

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Emberburn
Lewd.

@Firespawn
You're literally capitalism.

RavySnake
RavySnake

skynet.gamble: 101;
@Emberburn
XD wanna come over my house later play some xbox/ ;DDD

WebTool
WebTool

@Firespawn
Skynet rolled 12.
You rolled 16.
You win.
₲200 added to your account.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Emberburn

@Evilember
it's really hard.
@TalkBomber
i can't.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@SniperWish
I got rekt anyways

@RavySnake
lol no

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Has loco lost at all?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@RavySnake
Skynet rolled 11.
You rolled 5.
Skynet wins.
₲101 removed from your account.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Next one to get dubs gets Scoot eShekels.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@TalkBomber
[Ignored]
Dick.

@TurtleCat
So is my penis.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@BlogWobbles
oh.
Consider my heart broken.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@LuckyDusty
no he's about to pass grim lol

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@SniperGod
i'm not stupid ;_; i just want to be liked

TechHater
TechHater

I am starting to see the need for house advantage lel

eGremlin
eGremlin

@TechHater
don't you dare

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

skynet.gamble: 101;
@DeathDog
He should just go all in.
ayyy.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@BlogWobbles
You need to have more finesse.

skynet.gable: 420;

FastChef
FastChef

gable

just kill me

JunkTop
JunkTop

@TechHater
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@BinaryMan
Skynet rolled 15.
You rolled 6.
Skynet wins.
₲101 removed from your account.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

THE HOUSE ALWAYS WINS

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@eGremlin
LOL, YOU ARE THE ENTIRE REASON

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

LITERALLY NOTHING
IVE LOST IT ALL

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

the need for house advantage is the need to build more casinos

this is not real money

please don't take away my shekel farm ;_;

you're already taken away so much

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

skynet.gamble: 1000;

Can't let the scoot pass me

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@BinaryMan
You can only do max $1000.

@AwesomeTucker
gable

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Fuzzy_Logic
Skynet rolled 19.
You rolled 19.
Result tied.
No transfers made.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@New_Cliche
Well that's fucking lame.

whereismyname
whereismyname

skynet.gamble: 9;

god help me

Nojokur
Nojokur

@whereismyname
You do not have enough money with the Bank of Leeky Forums to gamble ₲9.

Illusionz
Illusionz

I DONT EVEN HAVE THAT

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

gave you 9

Supergrass
Supergrass

@TechHater
I fucking told you.

I make games. I am the best at games.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

skynet.gamble: 9;

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

all they do is gamble.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Dreamworx
Skynet rolled 5.
You rolled 12.
You win.
₲9 added to your account.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

don't

don't don't don't don't

it's no fun if it's rigged

skynet.gamble: 100;

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Supergrass
I am the best at games.

BULLSHIT. you fucking sperglord.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Thanks Wish, you're my hero.
Now my e-child can go to college.

Lunatick
Lunatick

https://welcomebeautysounds.bandcamp.com/track/--78
vaporwave

this is actually still going... how many hours has it been?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Need_TLC
Skynet rolled 15.
You rolled 15.
Result tied.
No transfers made.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@New_Cliche
gable

skynet.gamble: 420;

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Crazy_Nice
Skynet rolled 2.
You rolled 19.
You win.
₲420 added to your account.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

https://keatscollective.bandcamp.com/track/groovin-feat-yung-bae
vaporwave, future funk

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Emberfire
You're going to tear me apart. Some of me will want to join your militia, and some of me will want to remain and hunt you down. Why are making me make all the difficult choices?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Dank

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

skynet.gamble: 26;
@Sir_Gallonhead
THAT'S WEED MONEY RIGHT THERE

MPmaster
MPmaster

dank af

King_Martha
King_Martha

skynet.gamble: 80;

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Lord_Tryzalot
Because gambling.

skynet.gamble: 840;

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Raving_Cute
I am the videogames, ScooT.

girlDog
girlDog

@Boy_vs_Girl
Skynet rolled 7.
You rolled 4.
Skynet wins.
₲26 removed from your account.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

dank memes

farquit
farquit

@King_Martha
Skynet rolled 5.
You rolled 5.
Result tied.
No transfers made.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@farquit
skynet.gamble: 80;

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Spamalot
Gambling will drive people to suicide. Drugs, rebellion, and suicide. It's a no win situation, and I'm on the shit end of the boomstick.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Spamalot
Skynet rolled 6.
You rolled 19.
You win.
₲840 added to your account.

5mileys
5mileys

@happy_sad
Skynet rolled 4.
You rolled 14.
You win.
₲80 added to your account.

cum2soon
cum2soon

tfw Loco has won or tied every single time and I cant even win 26 shekels

takes2long
takes2long

@cum2soon
rip

w8t4u
w8t4u

When we setting up the eWelfare State Erin?

askme
askme

https://youtu.be/4BSJAAo1uNY
vaporwave, future funk
@cum2soon
shekels won't make you happy

Bidwell
Bidwell

@cum2soon
Life.

massdebater
massdebater

14k

maybe i buy nudes now, eh

iluvmen
iluvmen

@w8t4u
This just in, users abusing random tripcodes to accept welfare and transfer the funds to their main tripcode

Inmate
Inmate

@viagrandad
I have stared into the abyss, DooT, and it has become me... Join us.

idontknow
idontknow

@massdebater
hi

likme
likme

@massdebater
Will send dick pics for shekels :^)

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

don't sell nudes for autism points.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@w8t4u
it will be needed, what with this emergent gambling culture

hairygrape
hairygrape

Will there be an income tax?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@likme
2k a pic

steam me.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Hey Erin you should give me money for giving you the gambling idea :^)

Techpill
Techpill

calm down erin, i'll lose it

skynet.gamble: 500;

Methshot
Methshot

@Gigastrength
but you didn't do that :o
i thought of it after writing a skynet mod and an API to check your balance, then realized the fork to a gambling mod wouldn't be all that much work

Methnerd
Methnerd

Hey Erin you should give me money for being cute :^)

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Techpill
Skynet rolled 9.
You rolled 16.
You win.
₲500 added to your account.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

You call that losing?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Methnerd
G2 sent to you for being cute

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Methshot
Oh yeah, mine was the lottery.
Forget that idea, because Loco will just fucking win it every time.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Mods have rights too.

We demand a payrise of ₲20000 per day.

skynet.gamble: 1000;

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Inmate
Lol. Naw.

@iluvmen
LIES AND SLANDER FROM THE LIBERAL MEDIA

@kizzmybutt
How will they pizza?

Emberburn
Emberburn

if I can make this, i beat grim

skynet.gamble: 1000;

Emberfire
Emberfire

https://youtu.be/Gc3_VuX-R6s
psychedelic, electronic

Evilember
Evilember

@Burnblaze
if you pizza when you french fry, you're gonna have a bad time.

Firespawn
Firespawn

MODS SHOULD GET PAID
LETS START THIS GOVERNMENT

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Skullbone
Skynet rolled 19.
You rolled 9.
Skynet wins.
₲1,000 removed from your account.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Oh shit, not again.

-1000

skynet.gamble: 1000;

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Emberburn
Skynet rolled 19.
You rolled 1.
Skynet wins.
₲1,000 removed from your account.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Ikt pls

@Sharpcharm
₲3 sent to you for being cuter

WebTool
WebTool

skynet.gamble: 1000;

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Evilember
The one rule of economics

RumChicken
RumChicken

@WebTool
Skynet rolled 10.
You rolled 14.
You win.
₲1,000 added to your account.

StonedTime
StonedTime

-2000

Oh shiiii

skynet.gamble: 1000;

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

skynet.gamble: 1000;

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

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