Catgril threadAKA new thread

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Catgril thread
AKA new thread

All urls found in this thread:
http://www.animenova.org/one-punch-man-episode-1
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Fnu0Xe9bnZAVPu9eLLBvE2rgZcdqVd7x3SF3ayIDkto/pub
http://hentaihaven.org/gyakuten-majo-saiban-chijo-na-majo-ni-sabakarechau-episode-1/
https://youtu.be/rBbhdF_Me2U?t=45
https://stratfordct.bandcamp.com/album/literature-prose-ep
http://news.discovery.com/space/astronomy/star-within-a-star-weird-stellar-hybrid-discovered-140604.htm
http://www.sextvx.com/en/video/477914/kianna-dior-stop-fuckin-my-stepdaughter-07
http://puu.sh/k3fGO/cca949bad0.png
http://puu.sh/k3fWH/b9b4a557a3.png
http://g.e-hentai.org/s/1d996e9081/512203-1
https://archive.org/animus/res/300353.html#300995
PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Think I wanna go here instead

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

not sure where to go

Supergrass
Supergrass

@lostmypassword
@lostmypassword
@lostmypassword
@lostmypassword
@lostmypassword
@lostmypassword
@lostmypassword
@lostmypassword
I'm bakas, here's the real thread.
@lostmypassword
@lostmypassword
@lostmypassword
@lostmypassword
@lostmypassword
@lostmypassword
@lostmypassword
@lostmypassword

idontknow
idontknow

you'll all be watching this eventually so you might as well get a head start now

http://www.animenova.org/one-punch-man-episode-1

RavySnake
RavySnake

catgrils only

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@RavySnake
Make ikt a catgirl.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Approval.

RumChicken
RumChicken

SHAZBOT
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Fnu0Xe9bnZAVPu9eLLBvE2rgZcdqVd7x3SF3ayIDkto/pub

StonedTime
StonedTime

@TurtleCat
He doesn't seem to enjoy the idea of being a sub even though he is meant to be.

@BlogWobbles
Very good, more!

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Would contribute, but don't have any saved.

@RumChicken
VGN VGTG VGS, It's fucking dead Ikt, fucking dead!

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Evilember
A little bit.

I'm gonna go take a nap. Have fun with the yurops.

@Flameblow
It is fairly new.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@StonedTime
Just force him/her.

@VisualMaster
Later.

TechHater
TechHater

http://hentaihaven.org/gyakuten-majo-saiban-chijo-na-majo-ni-sabakarechau-episode-1/

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@VisualMaster
No fun at all, sleep well though.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I knew I had a cat girl somewhere.

FastChef
FastChef

Chii, shouldn't you have gone to bed?

JunkTop
JunkTop

Goggles, Yo mama's so bald, Mr. Clean got jealous.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@eGremlin
It's a frequent comment during birth control/abortion debates.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Goggles, yo mama's so stupid she put a piece of paper in front of the TV and said she was watching pay per view

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

no catgirls saved
What a normie

@DeathDog
Relevant

@ZeroReborn
Why don't you?

@TechHater
This is terrible dude

@AwesomeTucker
A thumbnail? Wow Tokai.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@TechHater
How did you get my browsing history

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

There is no paper view here.

@PurpleCharger
You should put some aspirin between your elbows.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

lol, the chat has a bunch of things you can say just by clicking buttons

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@BunnyJinx
That QUALITY

It's fucking hilarious

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Yo mama so fat SHE is a map on CALL OF DUTY!

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@BunnyJinx
it was in the early dark caves of my 8ch folders, I should sort that out.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@BunnyJinx
ikt hates me. ;_;

@StrangeWizard
What?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@whereismyname
I dunno I'm tired

Illusionz
Illusionz

@BunnyJinx
I know, man, sometimes I want to kill myself because of how much of an normie I am.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

https://youtu.be/rBbhdF_Me2U?t=45

I feel like kuus for listening to this

Supergrass
Supergrass

@New_Cliche
I can't take it seriously when they speak, god damn it.

@Stupidasole
Find more catgirls and then return

@whereismyname
What'd you do?

@Illusionz
Bullshit

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

yo mama so fat, when she made a club penguin account, SHE TIPPED THE ICE-BERG!!!

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Nojokur
Need to be tucked in?

@Supergrass
Bully her constantly.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Supergrass
I have this overused gif.
but gonna eat anyway.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Supergrass
True on that, I enjoy life way too much.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Fried_Sushi
I don't need tucking in. I'm also going to have a shower first.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Fried_Sushi
What a meme
You just gotta tease.

@Stark_Naked
Kay

@Need_TLC
Kay

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Now we're cookin' with gas.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Lunatick
ahh the original comic version

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Raving_Cute
Hmm.

@Nude_Bikergirl
But the bullying is just too real.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Crazy_Nice
Had that in my random folder for a good while now, thanks for the sauce.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@MPmaster
Hee, cute.

girlDog
girlDog

@Spamalot
Sabs why are you so adorable?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@5mileys
shaving
3lazy for that shit

farquit
farquit

@girlDog
My mom watched lots of Rainbow Brite when she was preggers.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Soft_member
mfw that's genuinely marketed at parents who want their kids to SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Evil_kitten
If it wasn't against our guidelines I'd go full lumberjack commando.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@happy_sad
fair point

cum2soon
cum2soon

post

takes2long
takes2long

posty post

w8t4u
w8t4u

badfox no spam pls

askme
askme

poooooost

Bidwell
Bidwell

@w8t4u
says the guy who with a Max+ ban for gay porn

massdebater
massdebater

@viagrandad
If I ever have a huge mistake of my own some day, I'll stuff its face full of granola soaked in whiskey.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Bidwell
every post had at least one reply in it though, thats not spam

Inmate
Inmate

@iluvmen
and this isn't gay porn, so we're both only breaking one rule :^)

@massdebater
that's the way to do it

idontknow
idontknow

Time to get going, see you whenever.

likme
likme

@Bidwell
Max+

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Inmate
implying

@idontknow
tata SD

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@likme
they tried to make it a 122 year ban

hairygrape
hairygrape

@kizzmybutt
greentext

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@kizzmybutt
I was making Max references!

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Poker_Star
i understood, i was just mentioning it, i actually want to see squash stream some of the sam and max games he picked up

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Playboyize
Oh, I didn't know he'd picked them up. I've had most of them for quite a while now.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Gigastrength
i saw them while i was peeking around his steam

Techpill
Techpill

@Deadlyinx
Filthy lurker.

Methshot
Methshot

@Techpill
nawh he asked me to look at the games to see if there was anything else i might want them to stream while he was having me watch him play revengeance

Methnerd
Methnerd

hlo

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Methshot
Ahhh. Puzzle games can be quite good for that.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@TreeEater
yea especially if you don't mind the other person helping you out while you are trying to play

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@PackManBrainlure
Yeah, exactly.
I did with the Deponia games and that Portal Stories thing. It was quite fun.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Carnalpleasure
two heads are better than one after all, i even managed to help him keep track of some things on revengeance

Snarelure
Snarelure

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

https://stratfordct.bandcamp.com/album/literature-prose-ep

Emberburn
Emberburn

yo dawg i heard you liked stars, so we put a star in your star so you can star while you star

http://news.discovery.com/space/astronomy/star-within-a-star-weird-stellar-hybrid-discovered-140604.htm

Emberfire
Emberfire

who likes stars?

Evilember
Evilember

@Emberfire
who doesn't

Firespawn
Firespawn

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Evilember
would you be my master?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Firespawn
legit made me laugh

SniperWish
SniperWish

@SniperGod
go ask erio you already lick all his edgy music up

RavySnake
RavySnake

Good afternoon threadulites.

WebTool
WebTool

@TalkBomber
i couldnt do any of that.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@RavySnake
gentlecat

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@SniperWish
he already has an e-pet :[
you don't have to commit to anything but would you consider it? ._.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@WebTool
well me either

RumChicken
RumChicken

@BlogWobbles
definitely not, that's not my kind of thing

StonedTime
StonedTime

@RumChicken
aww okay then...

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

tfw wish will never be your catgirl

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@StonedTime
you must be into some odd things for a straight dude

DeathDog
DeathDog

@CouchChiller
would you let me be your dogboy!??

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@CouchChiller
I kind of think the dick makes that an impossibility.

TechHater
TechHater

@CouchChiller
He could always get a sex change.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@VisualMaster
well...

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

tsuchi has implied wish has a dick.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@DeathDog
@eGremlin

i may have confused you with adachi, but i thought i remembered you telling me you flew that way

FastChef
FastChef

@CouchChiller
Guys can't be catgirls

JunkTop
JunkTop

@BinaryMan
she does. She sent me a pic of it. She turned me gay.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@FastChef
Stop trying to fit in and stop lying about cutting yourself.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@JunkTop
does her cock hang low?
does it waggle to and fro?
can she tie it in a knot?
can she tie it in a bow?
can she throw it over her shoulder,
like a regimental soldier?
does her cock,
hang,
low?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@PurpleCharger
I didn't lie it's still uploading

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@CodeBuns
Desu would love it. Wish would be his new Murder

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

tfw Desu carved someone else's name into her leg

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@New_Cliche
The blood drove me crazy... a-ahh

whereismyname
whereismyname

cutting people's names

Nojokur
Nojokur

@BunnyJinx
Will see.
@New_Cliche
I don't think he really did it.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Nojokur
He probably didn't.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@WebTool
post the rest of this i'm trying to jack off

Supergrass
Supergrass

Er, *she

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

cutting

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

carving names into your skin
Why do people do this?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Nojokur
It's almost done

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Fried_Sushi
coming from you

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Spazyfool
erm....
http://www.sextvx.com/en/video/477914/kianna-dior-stop-fuckin-my-stepdaughter-07
start at around 9:22

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Fried_Sushi
because LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Stark_Naked
I want to see.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Hey everyone how are-

..really?
cutting again?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Raving_Cute
thanks babe

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Need_TLC
I've never cut a name into me.

@Nude_Bikergirl
I feel like there are better ways to achieve similar results.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Lunatick
My internet died I'm reuploading it

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

No cutting.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Stark_Naked
Are you actually craving someone's name into your skin??

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Booteefool
Some people are just too ready to show how degenerate they are.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Stark_Naked
I still dont think you did it.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Boy_vs_Girl
How terribly distasteful...

Spamalot
Spamalot

Cutting: edge technology.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@MPmaster
It's taking a while to upload

girlDog
girlDog

@Lord_Tryzalot
what about stinging?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I mean, of course I myself cut people's names into my skin but I don't post about it

Fuck off with your attentionwhoring nonsense you fucking trash

@King_Martha
Quite.

farquit
farquit

@Spamalot
ha so witty! xD

viagrandad
viagrandad

@DeathDog
I dunno you have to be cute and helpless. Can you handle that?

@ZeroReborn
My dick would work just fine with wish :3

@TechHater
*bans you*

@FastChef
You can't either?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Spamalot
you can't hide from me forever

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Evil_kitten
Is Hannibal in love with Will?

pls no spoilers though I'm only on season 2

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@viagrandad
definitely i can manage it

5mileys
5mileys

@Sir_Gallonhead
Come online, please.
I have some stuff to talk you about.

@farquit
You're jelly you didn't post it nerd

@happy_sad
Come again

cum2soon
cum2soon

@girlDog
NO, SIR!

takes2long
takes2long

i'd ask kanra if he wanted to be my master but i feel like he'd be too weird about it...

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Evil_kitten
Nice ref

askme
askme

@SomethingNew
What kinda collar do you want?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@takes2long
He is already BC's master

massdebater
massdebater

sci is my pet :c

iluvmen
iluvmen

@askme
i dunno! i'm still a novice .///.

Inmate
Inmate

@haveahappyday
Yeah. He keeps giving him tender looks throughout seasons 2 and 3. Will is the cold one in the relationship.

Canon as of season 3 finale.

idontknow
idontknow

Sci you fucking whore. Stop.

likme
likme

@massdebater
i'm sorry... x.c i'm doing a little shopping around at the moment

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@iluvmen
@massdebater
Explain this?!?!

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Soft_member
Why?
@viagrandad
I can't tell if thats a clever joke or not.

hairygrape
hairygrape

CAN I HAVE A PET? :D

Playboyize
Playboyize

@5mileys
Will when I can, but can't at the moment. I hope you understand.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@massdebater
You have really shit taste then

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

murder playing rp sexpets

MURDER YOU ARE TURNING INTO SUCH A FLOOF IT'S SO CYOOT

Techpill
Techpill

@cum2soon
you's no fun.

Methshot
Methshot

@idontknow
I'm DEFINITELY not asking you to be my master. still <3 you tho

Methnerd
Methnerd

Owning people is illegal.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@hairygrape
loco

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@hairygrape
no

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@5mileys
that come online thing you're talking about that you never do

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Inmate
So can I be Will?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@lostmypassword
._. i gotta go

Skullbone
Skullbone

@kizzmybutt
Slow internet

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Techpill
no no no no. that's not what i wanted to post.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Playboyize
I don't.
If you say it in Spanish I might understand though

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Methnerd
Good thing its not a person

@Deadlyinx
The fuck is a floof?

Evilember
Evilember

@lostmypassword
he asked e to collar him the other day, and i locked the collar on, but i said only if he'd be a good pet for nick too, and he agreed.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Emberburn
Yo quiero un negro

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Methnerd
Owning a pet is not however :3

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Emberfire
sci is unfortunately a person, sorry.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Skullbone
Likely story.

SniperWish
SniperWish

beback in an hour

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Emberfire
something floofy and soft and cuddly-wuddly <3

WebTool
WebTool

@TreeEater
He'd be a rubbish pet.

@PackManBrainlure
What? Why not?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@TalkBomber
Did you get it? I sent it to you I think

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Carnalpleasure
I'll do it for as long as I want.

@Firespawn
They have them at the market.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Evilember
Wow, why is sci such a desu?

@RavySnake
You know if I didn't know any better I would say you are coming onto me

@SniperGod
By my definition he is not. Checkmate

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Flameblow
This is still 2015, genetic modification for this purpose is not acceptable.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@5mileys
stop baiting me

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Deadlyinx
Was he not already doing that with Desu.

That seemed an awful lot like rp sexpets imo.

@Sharpcharm
But I'm Will. I had a folder.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@LuckyDusty
The law is above your definition

DeathDog
DeathDog

@BlogWobbles
For how much?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Evilember
Do not want.

TechHater
TechHater

@WebTool
Not enough for everyone.
@TurtleCat
Sent it to what?

No I didn't.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@LuckyDusty
idk he has changed so much.

and no, i'm just really enjoying you being less of a turd eater, it's nice <3

@CouchChiller
i thought he just berated desu.

the way desu put it to me, desu used him for sexual gratification, and murder used desu for attention.

@ZeroReborn
i abandon him anyway, he's shit.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@RumChicken
Jeez Tokai you sure know how to ruin the fun.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@hairygrape
If you own Loco, who owns Kamuu, does that mean you also own Kamuu?

FastChef
FastChef

@CouchChiller
Okay, fine, I'll be your Hannibal.

JunkTop
JunkTop

emmles did you git pokeman

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

australian woman starts a fight with public transport worker
he knocks her the fuck out
muh sojiny
for fucks sake

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

tfw not a Guzman

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@StonedTime
Huh?

@DeathDog
It depends on how much quality you want...

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@FastChef
That doesn't work either. I'm both, in the relationship. I have too much personality.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@TechHater
I sent it to you on steam?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@BunnyJinx
thats one of nefs images

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@AwesomeTucker
I have owned Kamuu secretly for a long time

@eGremlin
What makes you think this is not some super secret murder plan?!? I am evil like that ya know

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@BinaryMan
turns me on

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@StrangeWizard
confirmed for being fake then.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@GoogleCat
Can I be Margot?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@BinaryMan

@JunkTop
Fugg no :^)

@BunnyJinx
Only the best

Illusionz
Illusionz

@New_Cliche
secretly

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Stupidasole
Oh let me resend it

Supergrass
Supergrass

@New_Cliche
Everyone has owned Kamuu.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@whereismyname
Oh. Um. I dunno. Poor margot. </3

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@New_Cliche
could be. but until it plays out, if that is the case, i'm just going to enjoy the setup.

@Nojokur
fucking loser fucking prickly cunt loser faggot

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Dreamworx
Wait, how can you be the loving, tender, warm one and the cold distant one?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Fuzzy_Logic
*shrugs*

@Nojokur
Then that might cost you 2000+ dollars, more for children.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Ignoramus
ruining fun turns you on? what a cruel fetish

@Nojokur

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Burnblaze
OK, that was cute.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Stark_Naked
I am expansive.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Where is my system reserve?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Fried_Sushi
Yo, go beef?

Let's fight, ned.

@Need_TLC
How much for one of your quality?

@Raving_Cute
Lewd as fugg

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Spazyfool
Its not this hard so you didn't do it.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Need_TLC
*pets*

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Raving_Cute
That position doesn't look comfortable at all.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Lunatick
I know you're expecting a gay sex joke but I'm way above that.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Garbage Can Lid
D:

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Nude_Bikergirl
um. you weren't supposed to open that.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Crazy_Nice
i'll polish the turd with you you emmma i swear to fuck i'm so fucking mad right now fuck

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Raving_Cute
no, being right does.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Lord_Tryzalot
Like 90% of porn positions would be uncomfortable as fuck.

girlDog
girlDog

@Sir_Gallonhead
No I was expecting a fat joke. Or a your mom joke.

Yo MOMMA sure is expansive! Expansive like two Renault Clios! EYO

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Crazy_Nice
I had nothing better on my laptop.

@Lord_Tryzalot
it looks kinda slippery. don't imagine them staying like that for long.

@Spamalot
what a lame fetish

farquit
farquit

@King_Martha
fight her. get your camera out and tape it pls.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@MPmaster
Well, the other one looked like the lady was force-feeding a baguette to a shaved narwhal. I had to hope that the other one would be better and it was.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@farquit
but im pussy

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Crazy_Nice
Free, but my kind requires undivided attention and care.

@Soft_member
True. But realistic sex isn't fun to look at.

@Evil_kitten
Like 5 seconds I say.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@viagrandad
still! no cute stuff for sabs!

5mileys
5mileys

Yoooo

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Evil_kitten
true vanilla

w8t4u
w8t4u

kinda want ikt to be my yo yo

that is go up and down

on my diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick

askme
askme

@5mileys
wat is up

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Boy_vs_Girl
Are you sure?

I'm trying to backup to G: but it won't let me

this is what I'm doing:
http://puu.sh/k3fGO/cca949bad0.png

is is the error I get:
http://puu.sh/k3fWH/b9b4a557a3.png

massdebater
massdebater

@haveahappyday
that's being generous I think

@cum2soon
Vanilla would be socks or a cat suit.

@5mileys
hi iktu

iluvmen
iluvmen

@w8t4u
She'd love it.

Inmate
Inmate

CAT GIRLS ARE AWESOME! CHEN DA BEST!

Think I should download Nekopara?

idontknow
idontknow

@SomethingNew
Wow. That's my best friend and I when we were 21 or so.

Only, you know...not Korean.

likme
likme

@massdebater
socks yeah, but I doubt lots of people go for a cat suit.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

joel veicht <3
rathergood.com <3

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@King_Martha
*hugs*

Shh, shh.

@Evil_kitten
I was wondering why you disappeared ^^;

@haveahappyday
Eugh, how much to hire a guy to do that?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@idontknow
Vietnamese?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

why are muslims so terrible?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@kizzmybutt
GET THE FUCK OFF ME

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Illusionz
I own you publicly :33

@Supergrass
Even you?

@Fried_Sushi
I think its just I am being more mean to other people besides you. Ian for example

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@askme
Kanker en aids.

@massdebater
Hi Lood.

Techpill
Techpill

@massdebater
I am assuming they are skillful enough to go for that long.

@kizzmybutt
A nanny?
I dunno just hire some teen girl down the street.

Methshot
Methshot

@Gigastrength
Everyone.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Deadlyinx
What's the haps?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Gigastrength
Amy owns me, though.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Gigastrength
at least ian deserves it tbh

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Playboyize
*pet pet*

It's okay <3

Everything is okay <3

@Techpill
Can I make yuri with her?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Deadlyinx
Let's go to the aldi and buy cheap ass rubber boats, then fly to libya and cash in on africans who we're sending off to Sweden.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Methnerd
hate

HATE

@Sharpcharm
ok

Skullbone
Skullbone

http://g.e-hentai.org/s/1d996e9081/512203-1
I wonder if blood chan would like this

@likme
Suppose i might have seen too much 2d pr0ns

@kizzmybutt
Hehe yeah was feeling a little tired so went to lie down instead. I can get on Steam no prob

@Deadlyinx
where you been?

@Techpill
You see the best in people hm?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@hairygrape
M-hm. Yeah. Hey, let's talk about how painfully adorable and squishy and cute that lil' baby's lil' bunny face is awwwww!

Ok, it's out of my system. Sorry.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Carnalpleasure
As long as she's home on time to get ready for school...

Emberfire
Emberfire

butt

Evilember
Evilember

@Carnalpleasure
grumble.
-cuddle- sorry.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Snarelure
Such a strong word...

Flameblow
Flameblow

@TreeEater
You keep saying that but not amy

@PackManBrainlure
I agree, but why are you saying that

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Snarelure
We'll be rich.
I'll buy an island.

@Skullbone
Yeah that's it probably.
Don't lose yourself in there.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Skullbone
I try. But sometimes I watch the news and I just want to brood about how bad people are all day.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Burnblaze
ok fine. yes it is. my favorite aminalia

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Flameblow
he is a morbid no-fun sadsack who needs to lay off the beers and let some colour into his life before he becomes a homeless bitter prickly cunt

WebTool
WebTool

@Flameblow
He has problems with public displays of affection. He's very assertive in Steam, though.

And by assertive I mean sexually dominant. Like, wow.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@SniperWish
"Open your ass - your heart and your mind will follow." - Winston Churchill

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Skullbone
um

school

i guess?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@RavySnake
BUT HE'S DEPRESSED

Or is it too early to be attacking him like this

StonedTime
StonedTime

@haveahappyday
Fuck off.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@RavySnake
This is your current description of Colbs?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@SniperGod
good

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Emberfire
NEEDS DOUBLE BUTT PAIZURI!

@SniperWish
FREE YOUR MIND AND YOUR ASS WILL FOLLOW!

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

pls no bully ian ;;

TechHater
TechHater

@StonedTime
Why...

eGremlin
eGremlin

@BlogWobbles
It's Murder you should be worried about. He seems intent on making me his boytoy.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@TurtleCat
one of his greatest quotes

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@RumChicken
I feel like I need context for this.

FastChef
FastChef

@RavySnake
Should he just go on welfare and do drugs instead?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@VisualMaster
what''ll you do with the money?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

hi

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@RumChicken
I WAS JUST GONNA QUOTE THIS

"I'm depressed but i don't bitch about it"
- Ian, 2015

FUCKING. HELL. IAN.

@CouchChiller
yiss

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@FastChef
that will probably speed up the bitter homelessness

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@AwesomeTucker
https://archive.org/animus/res/300353.html#300995

He's just a bit of a joke at this point. It's sad.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@BunnyJinx
So you're bitter and homeless?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@BinaryMan
I would surrender immediately and hug my adorable new overlords.

Here's this just 'cause I'm watching random bug thingies on YouTube.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@eGremlin
If you betray me you'll never learn what my love can feel like.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@TechHater
Stop stealing my pictures.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@SniperGod
I like to think I balance equally between 2d and 3d.

@TalkBomber
I know the feeling, except it's mostly the newspaper for me.
Who is this btw? Suddenly it's the new best thing to not have flag or name on

@LuckyDusty
Oh yea you started school again.
Is it as exciting as you hoped? I recall you said it would be more programmy stuff.

Nojokur
Nojokur

ganging up on someone when they're not even here is kinda lame tbh fam

Illusionz
Illusionz

@New_Cliche
Chances are I will never feel that particular kind of stretching anyway.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@StrangeWizard
no, why would i be?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Illusionz
I meant the emotional kind.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@whereismyname
Those curls just look awful.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Who pookeymans on the 3DS?

@Nojokur
Yeah, what is the point if they ain't present?

That's like just shooting loads on a silhouette drawn on a wall.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@whereismyname
Sounds good enough, but 3D can be deceiving though.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Stark_Naked
Me.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Stark_Naked
i do

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Spazyfool
If drugs and welfare would cause bitterness and homelessness, wouldn't you be it?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@PurpleCharger
Hi cunt.

@GoogleCat
I hope I don't get like that.

@Ignoramus
I am trying to flatter you.
I'm flattered by Loco posting my image.

@whereismyname
Lloyd.
People read newspapers?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Supergrass
I put no value on abstracts, m8.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Booteefool
Please, you're trying to invoke jealousy in me. You clearly want to feel my love.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Lunatick
@Nude_Bikergirl
I hope I added you both, I got pokemon Y and never battled with people online before.

Plus, just remembered I left my 2DS back home.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Stark_Naked
i find it more satisfying when they can read my flaming in realtime js

MPmaster
MPmaster

@JunkTop
throw it at stuff

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Garbage Can Lid
i don't use drugs or receive welfare

and i'm far from in the same starting position as ian.

go home grim.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Lord_Tryzalot
I'm actually trying to get entertainment and gratification from people.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Boy_vs_Girl
Exactly!
FROST THAT SLUTTY CAKE!
ROAST DA BITCH IN FULL VIEW OF EVERYTHING!

girlDog
girlDog

@MPmaster
kids in africa could've eaten those coins.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

go home grim.

farquit
farquit

@Spamalot
Why don't you come to me?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Crazy_Nice
your face

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Fuzzy_Logic
bugs
nupe

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Soft_member
precisely. i think

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Dreamworx
It's not that bad. Stop clicking my spoilers, baka

@Raving_Cute
2D surely cant!

@Crazy_Nice
Oh hai Lloyd, I was used to your Hakeem trip
I do if I take the metro since they're free or if someone left the paid one on a seat.

5mileys
5mileys

@SomethingNew
POST BETTER STUFF THEN.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Need_TLC
You've been saying that for a while.
@Crazy_Nice
Your pictures are counterfeit.
@Harmless_Venom
Cut my name into your leg.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@SomethingNew
Now that's some lewd I can just err.... hoard?

@haveahappyday
Who is being ganged up on? I wanna counterbully the bullys and take my rightful claim as king or something.

askme
askme

Erin should I go get the netflix resubbed?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@w8t4u
poor ian

massdebater
massdebater

There's a party in my head and no-ones invited.

@SomethingNew
Who knows, could be some tricks.

Time togo

iluvmen
iluvmen

@viagrandad
<3 you too.

@SomethingNew
Hakeem is my twin brother.
I don't know anyone that doesn't get their news from Facebook, if they do keep up with the news.

@cum2soon
What makes yours legit

Inmate
Inmate

@massdebater
There's a party in the back of your throat and everyone's coming.

idontknow
idontknow

@Bidwell
Time to defend his honor!
Only to assault his butt later!

likme
likme

@askme
it's up to you, not if you need your money for other stuff

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

poor depressed ian.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@idontknow
good girl

hairygrape
hairygrape

@iluvmen
post mio

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@lostmypassword
I don't know if you about more going on with him than I do but he didn't seem that deep in the shit in the thread Loco linked me.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@farquit
Because you think I'd be a bad pet.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@hairygrape
no

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@iluvmen
“Ah you think ink is your ally? You merely adopted the ink. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!

Techpill
Techpill

@cum2soon
I misspelled it I'm cutting it again in my other leg

Methshot
Methshot

@Playboyize
I was joking. My corpora cavernosa is engorged just thinking of you in a leash.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@CodeBuns
I didn't think he was doing that poorly.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@kizzmybutt
Thanks random user,
praise is always nice.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

What's wrong with Ian?

@happy_sad
Aw, he's just sayin' hi!

Ok, that is pretty terrible.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@TreeEater
np boo

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Methshot
I'd be into that. If I shaved and got a haircut and lost some weight first. The idea of me in a leash as I am is disgusting.

But yes I like that.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@PackManBrainlure
i used to be ok with bugs but I grew tired of them.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@PackManBrainlure
nothing. he made one edgy comment and people are jumping all over him

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@PackManBrainlure
He's dying or something iunno

Wanna have a Halloween party this year?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@5mileys
My stuff is good!

@w8t4u
Feel free

@massdebater
Lates

@iluvmen
Neat.
News on Facebook
Usually that's just clickbait and the biggest stories.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Carnalpleasure
Wait, isn't boo dead?

@Sharpcharm
Oh, someone with low self esteem.
EVEN BETTER!

Think of it, you say you look horrible, even more embarrasing to leash you. You'd make a totes good foot stool.

Evilember
Evilember

@PackManBrainlure
What's wrong with Ian?
Probably the hairy ass.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Deadlyinx
I just watched The Dark Knight the other day.
Never gets old.

@Emberburn
Yea, but what more do you need.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Poker_Star
@Methnerd
precisely.
the people that talk about depression in these threads tend to have a clinical diagnosis and have been in treatment for years, and still manage to make jokes about it and talk about it in the ironic.

ian randomly decides for himself he has depression and that others making jokes about their own depression are just bitching and attentionwhoring, the ironic being that him saying that was bitching and attentionwhoring.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Emberfire
got me. haven't seen the lad in ages

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Emberfire
Low self esteem isn't sexy. Subs with high self esteem are sexy because you bring them down. Down, down to the floor. On all fours. Etc.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@TalkBomber
Wow, that makes perfect sense!
So it would be sexier to do the opposite and try to bring your esteem up by forcing you to do things beneficial to you... maybe?

I dunno... I just like to play around with ideas.

WebTool
WebTool

@Evilember
Definitely has a hair across it lol

@Flameblow
Totes thread logic.

I don't see the irony in talking about it if you have it, but maybe that's just me.

@TalkBomber
Down, down to the floor. On all fours. Etc.
everyone walk the dinosaur

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Constantly talking about being depressed is attention whoring.
There's no way you can deny that.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@PackManBrainlure
ian is just a big fag and he hasn't had dick in a while

@Flameblow
maybe that's the difference; maybe he's new to being depressed
if you had the displeasure of interacting with me in the early stages of my depression you would have found me acting like a bitter cunt too

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Breaking self esteem is an ugly thing
Creating a will to be submissive for you, in your partner however, is a work of beauty.

@Firespawn
I dunno, anything to keep me occupied as I travel.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. I am never drinking again.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@TurtleCat
Psychiatrists are attention whores.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Snarelure
So you went back to trouser snakes?

@Skullbone
Oooh.

@Burnblaze
I think I'm going to a bonfire, but now you've got me intrigued.

@Evilember
I ain't know nothin' 'bout dat.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@RumChicken
That's what they all say.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@RumChicken
drink with me

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I read that as depression, not being depressed.

This is why I half self-esteem and the depression.

TechHater
TechHater

@StonedTime
Stop going full armchair.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@CouchChiller
nah, i just was looking at trips and had to post something that matched.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@CouchChiller
Nothing more than a question at this point.

I just kinda want to do some traveling soon.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@VisualMaster
I mean it this time!!!!....

@DeathDog
Almost had to fight back a little vomit. I cannot even think about drinking right now.

FastChef
FastChef

@RumChicken
Oh, you'll be back.
They always are.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@AwesomeTucker
fine i didn't want to drink with you anyways. HHMMMMMFP

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@AwesomeTucker
Tsk tsk.

It's better off the sauce anyway^^

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Flameblow
Eh. Maybe he didn't mean in the way of clinical depression just rather "I'm really sad". But, I see where you're coming from.

@LuckyDusty
Don't have a car of your own?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@FastChef
Spiral eyes are best eyes!

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Sharpcharm
I should lose some weight, too. I've been letting my depression get the better of me again.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@FastChef
*vomits*

@JunkTop
Just wait a couple weekends. I'll be back to it again.

@PurpleCharger
I don't know how to have fun otherwise. o_o
I'm too spaghetti sober.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@StrangeWizard
it's a date

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@GoogleCat
I've been letting this country's abundance of biscuits get to me. Like, goddamn. So many biscuits. So good.

begh.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@CodeBuns
No need, I don't travel far enough for it to be worth the cost. You can't imagine the prices here.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@BunnyJinx
You're telling me!

@StrangeWizard
Purge the badness!
You'll need rest soon btw.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@WebTool
i didn't say talking about it was ironic, i said they manage to talk about it in the ironic.
like, they make sarcastic and ironic dark jokes about it.

@TurtleCat
Constantly talking about dicks and calling people gay is homosexual.
There's no way you can deny that.

@BlogWobbles
i can't remember what i was like, i don't think i was ever a bitter shit though. and at least in threads, out of private chats, it's never something i discuss in seriousness.

@CodeBuns
poor ian *pets*
that isn't what depression is

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Fuzzy_Logic
(:

@Stupidasole
I just took a four hour nap. It helped somewhat.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@New_Cliche
Have you had Gold biscuits yet? They're terribly sickly but every now and then is quite nice.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@StrangeWizard
bewbies?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@StrangeWizard
Well that's a shame.

Spaghetti over what? I still don't fully understand this term.

@whereismyname
Oh. Iunno, that's like saying only black people can say nigger.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Spazyfool
Show me yours and I'll show you mine.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Ignoramus
Eh can't be worse than in America.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Spazyfool
bewbies?
@Spazyfool
bewbies?
@Spazyfool
bewbies?
@Spazyfool
bewbies?
@Spazyfool
bewbies?
@Spazyfool
bewbies?
@Spazyfool
bewbies?
@Spazyfool
bewbies?
@Spazyfool
bewbies?
@Spazyfool
bewbies?
@Spazyfool
bewbies?
@Spazyfool
bewbies?
@Spazyfool
bewbies?
@Spazyfool
bewbies?
@Spazyfool
bewbies?
@Spazyfool
bewbies?
@Spazyfool
bewbies?
@Spazyfool
bewbies?
@Spazyfool
bewbies?
@Spazyfool
bewbies?
@Spazyfool
bewbies?
@Spazyfool
bewbies?
@Spazyfool
bewbies?
@Spazyfool
bewbies?
@Spazyfool
bewbies?
@Spazyfool
bewbies?
@Spazyfool
bewbies?
@Spazyfool
bewbies?
@Spazyfool
bewbies?
@Spazyfool
bewbies?
@Spazyfool
bewbies?
@Spazyfool
bewbies?
@Spazyfool
bewbies?
@Spazyfool
bewbies?
@Spazyfool
bewbies?
@Spazyfool
bewbies?
@Spazyfool
bewbies?
@Spazyfool
bewbies?
@Spazyfool
bewbies?
@Spazyfool
bewbies?
@Spazyfool
bewbies?
@Spazyfool
bewbies?
@Spazyfool
bewbies?
@Spazyfool
bewbies?
@Spazyfool
bewbies?
@Spazyfool
bewbies?
@Spazyfool
bewbies?
@Spazyfool
bewbies?
@Spazyfool
bewbies?
@Spazyfool
bewbies?
@Spazyfool
bewbies?
@Spazyfool
bewbies?
@Spazyfool
bewbies?
@Spazyfool
bewbies?
@Spazyfool
bewbies?
@Spazyfool
bewbies?
@Spazyfool
bewbies?
@Spazyfool
bewbies?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Time to play videogames!
See you later!

@Nojokur
I always find that lewd behaviour can act as a painkiller. Seriously, it is possible that you can fap the pain away.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Illusionz
I haven't. I don't buy the biscuits because I'm trying not to eat them. They just show up in the cupboards. My mam is so bad omg.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

This kid has owed me $80 for like 5 weeks now. Wat do?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Raving_Cute
Whispering "Gold biscuits" into her ear each night.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Dreamworx
i wish.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Fried_Sushi
America is one of the cheapest countries what are you talking about.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Nude_Bikergirl
curb stomp

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Nude_Bikergirl
Have him pay you back in butt sex.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Nude_Bikergirl
Hammer nails into his fingers.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Supergrass
how so?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Nude_Bikergirl
Break his legs.

@Garbage Can Lid
I don't want Gold biscuits I am trying to be nice and skinny for you.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@whereismyname
I was really obnoxious and bitter in like middle school

@Nude_Bikergirl
break his fucking knees

Spamalot
Spamalot

@MPmaster
Oh right silly me~

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Nude_Bikergirl
ask him politely again

girlDog
girlDog

@Fried_Sushi
What? America is like stupidly cheap compared to us. What we consider a luxurious car here is like an average car over there.

@Nude_Bikergirl
Ask him if you could have your $80
If he says no, see other options

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Nude_Bikergirl
20 at a time maybe. might be a pain in the ass but if you ask for everything all at once to some people, that's a bridge way too far.

farquit
farquit

tfw need to pay €42,50 for a loaf of bread

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Nude_Bikergirl
Guns. Get on the news.

@Booteefool
What are you talking about?

@girlDog
Is that with everything or just cars?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@King_Martha
back then i could fake what i needed to pretty well.
i actually had a fairly flourishing social life, admittedly among the emos, lol.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@viagrandad
Everything is generally expensive here but cars especially.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Spamalot
Yes.

@viagrandad
Things in America are cheap.

5mileys
5mileys

@SomethingNew
And I'll get all thin and lovely for you. It's perfect~

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Harmless_Venom
He's white.

@Lord_Tryzalot
Disgusting. No.

@Sir_Gallonhead
I don't imagine this method to work very well.

@Boy_vs_Girl
Only depressed people can make dark depression jokes
?

That's what I'm getting out of this anyway. You probably just lost me.

@MPmaster
@King_Martha
None of these help if he doesn't have the money. If I find his bike parked anywhere I'm gonna potato-chip his tires for sure though.

@Soft_member
He ignores calls and texts and dips out on FB messages.

Kinda past that stage.

@girlDog
See above.

@Evil_kitten
Ugh. This is why I don't front people, man.

It's amazing that $80 is a lot to some people. Glad I'm not there anymore.

@viagrandad
I've thought about it. I have people for that.

takes2long
takes2long

@haveahappyday
Wow. Here sometimes families might own up to like 3 cars at once.

@SomethingNew
Didn't know.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@cum2soon
i think i lost you, that's not what i said or meant at all, lol

askme
askme

@cum2soon
two of those are me XD

Bidwell
Bidwell

@w8t4u
Then I don't understand what you're trying to get at at all.

Nothing new, carry on.

@askme
idc

massdebater
massdebater

@cum2soon
Force him to go out dressed in some of your clothes and make him hit on random homophobic looking dudes.
Won't get your money back but will at least be amusing.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@cum2soon
Send em. Make an example of the dude.

Inmate
Inmate

Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain was the most disappointing thing since my son. I mean, how much more could you possibly fuck up the entire backstory to Metal Gear Solid? And while my son eventually hanged himself in the bathroom of a gas station, the unfortunate reality of the Phantom Pain is that it'll be around. Forever. It will never go away. It can never be undone. And if you're someone under the age of like, 20, who says his least favorite game of the series was MGS3 because it was "the most boringest one", then I suggest you hide this post right now, before I carefully explain to you how much of a fucking idiot you are.

But where do I possibly start? Nothing in The Phantom Pain makes any sense at all. It comes off like a script written by an 8-year-old. It's like Hideo Kojima finished the script in one draft, like turned it in, and they decided to go with it without anyone saying that it made no sense at all or that it was a stupid incoherent mess. I guess at this point, who's gonna question Hideo or tell him what to do? He controls every aspect of the game. He probably got rid of those people that question him creatively a long time ago. I also think that everyone just assumes that a Metal Gear Solid prequel will be instant hit, regardless of what the plot was. Really: how hard could it be to screw up? It's like screwing up mashed potatoes.

idontknow
idontknow

@cum2soon
Find someone you trust and have them help you get your money.

@takes2long
A drivers license costs around $1700-1800
A gallon of gas is $6 on average

likme
likme

@idontknow
A drivers license costs around $1700-1800

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Inmate
10/10 REVIEW IT AGAIN

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Does anyone here have a swift swim Poliwag?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Inmate
metal gear
stopped reading there lol videogames suk dik

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@hairygrape
this tbh

Playboyize
Playboyize

@kizzmybutt
You're a grown ass man.
Stop playing Pokemon.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

filled with the urge to replay Twilight Princess

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

The Last of Us was great.

Techpill
Techpill

@kizzmybutt
no sorry
but side side question
do you haef a gastly you can trade to my AS? :x

will gib liek a porygon or somethig else neat and rare

Methshot
Methshot

@Gigastrength
you're not hikari...

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Playboyize
I'm a thirteen year old in a grown man's body, actually.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@massdebater
What is your major malfunction?

@iluvmen
There's enough shootings in my city on the daily as it is. I'm not participating in conspiracy or extortion over $80.

If he's that much of a pussy over such a small debt then he'll just have to live with that.

@idontknow
I don't trust anyone.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Before the game was released, I was really excited to hear that British actor Kiefer Sutherland was going to be voicing Big Boss. I thought that was a great choice and he'd be perfect as the lead of this game. But he wasn't, really. He just sat in his base and stays silent a lot. So YOU may like the characters, you know, if you're stupid.
So let me ask you about the Metal Gear Solid characters and hear what you have to say. I pose this simple challenge to you:
Describe the following Metal Gear Solid character WITHOUT saying what they look like, what kind of costume they wore, or what their profession or role in the game was. Describe this character to your friends like they ain't never played Metal Gear Solid.
The more descriptive you can get, the better the character they are:
Hal Emmerich
Quiet
Liquid Snake
Venom Snake

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Methnerd
Also, Poliwrath sucks.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Playboyize
You were preaching to me how great pokemon is, a few months ago.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Techpill
Do you have a Mawille you're not using by any chance?

@Carnalpleasure
implying I'm not shooting for a Drizzle Politoed

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Snarelure
um, i will look, maybe

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

murder...

erin...

i'm sorry...

i want both of you to be my masters ;[

Emberburn
Emberburn

@PackManBrainlure
Is this stolen from the Plinkett Star Wars review

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Emberburn
Yeah so was the other one.

Evilember
Evilember

I will be off. Bye

@likme
It's stupid.

@TreeEater
I'm out of ideas then!

Firespawn
Firespawn

bae?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@TreeEater
I don't have the common courtesy to give a reacharound.

@Sharpcharm
It's in my 3DS.
I tell that to Amy every time he talks about Pokemon.

@Snarelure
It's so derp.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Evilember
bye love

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Emberfire
it's hard to tell without the voice.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Evilember
bubye lourvde

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Burnblaze
i don't want to be your master.

that commitment and submission is pathetic, you don't just fucking pick and choose masters.

you are a bad dog, go fuck murder.

WebTool
WebTool

@Flameblow
I'm so bad I thought I'd shoot for a rain team.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Evilember
Oh well.

@Flameblow

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@RavySnake
i'm sorry i'm so bad... i'm new at this.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@WebTool
You poor thing.

@TurtleCat
I do not get what this is supposed to convey.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@LuckyDusty
Do you have a swift swim poliwag tho?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@LuckyDusty
It was supposed to make you stop replying.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@RumChicken
I never really fucked around getting anything with hidden abilities other than the cooler frog Pokemon.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@CouchChiller
I take it there is no point in asking for a Contrary Snivy, then?

DeathDog
DeathDog

Get back to unit
Reserve soldiers had been using our bunks
noproblemo.jpg
No pillow or blanket to be seen
Ah fuck, time to sleep under the winter clothes.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

i have no mawile :/

TechHater
TechHater

@ZeroReborn
How come you need a Ghastly?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@RumChicken
I can't even tell you how many times I've heard people say this

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

does a money shot have to be in the face?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@TechHater
cannot catch in oras and i like ghosties

FastChef
FastChef

@AwesomeTucker
You could get it on the GTS.

JunkTop
JunkTop

newthread @Sir_Gallonhead
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newthread @Sir_Gallonhead

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

chrome freezing

task manager refuses to open

mouse lag

perhaps I picked a bad time to backup my computer

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

new thread when?

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