Lovely

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

lovely

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http://b.1339.cf/mcltonr.mp3
https://u18chan.com/board/u18chan/c/topic/1360950
BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@FastChef
cause you can't get them in oras they always trade for stuff like legendaries that i'm not willing to trade away

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@BunnyJinx
I'll try to get you one by 10.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

honky dory

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

2 Questions:

1. How do we get new posters?

2. If there were a concurrent thread on Leeky Forums, what would it look like?

3. also, where's my pet

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Fuzzy_Logic
yes

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Sir_Gallonhead
Sasuga scientist-kun

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@GoogleCat
awwww ty babes ^^

@Fuzzy_Logic
nah

whereismyname
whereismyname

concurrent thread

Nojokur
Nojokur

Sniper Wolf
need to go back and get the sniper rifle

@Fuzzy_Logic
we get more posters by posting on /b/ instead of here.

Illusionz
Illusionz

sausage, subby-chan

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Disk 0: 100%

Disk 1: 52%

CPU: 10%
Memory: 38%

I can't believe how much transferring tons of data slows down a computer

everything wants to freeze

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Stupidasole
@New_Cliche
I think these a reasonable questions.

@Nojokur
Yes. But bans were tiresome.
Unless you mean Leeky Forums /b/.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Supergrass
8ch /b/.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Supergrass
surveys are just nezi-tier bait for replies

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Illusionz
*Eats the sausage*

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Stark_Naked
He's too busy blogging to make surveys.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Dreamworx
So, we descend on Leeky Forums's /b/, and people drop by and see us.
They see a bunch of weaboo nerds talking aimlessly.
They tell us we're fags and losers.

then ignore us forever.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Need_TLC
hmmm

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

who's name was desu meant to be cutting into his leg? he didn't do it did he.

good.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

who's

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Garbage Can Lid
ban

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Fuzzy_Logic
blood-chan hasn't been here for a little while :3

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Garbage Can Lid
Ban's name, whichever one that was.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Booteefool
ban's? really?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

wow

MPmaster
MPmaster

tfw nobody carves my name into their flesh anymore

rogl

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Sir_Gallonhead
i think that's what he claims. but he lies as much as bc

Spamalot
Spamalot

@MPmaster
i only have one knife and it's usually dirty ;;

Soft_member
Soft_member

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girlDog
girlDog

@Fuzzy_Logic
Blood-Chan seems to have gone off and died, sadly

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@MPmaster
i will elma

no i won't i lied

farquit
farquit

@Nude_Bikergirl
that's not what happened on 4chan.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Spamalot
Wash your dishes?

happy_sad
happy_sad

official themesong of this particular thread

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

dude fuck these holes in my teeth though
10 more days and i go to get them fixed
they hurt like a motherfucker when i brush my teeth

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Harmless_Venom
RIP. Maybe she was finally shot up by gangsters.

@farquit
On 4chan, people ignored us. They knew we were stale.

5mileys
5mileys

@haveahappyday
im gonna go use mouthwash right now brb

cum2soon
cum2soon

@SomethingNew
that's funny because I seem to remember joining the thread at some point.

takes2long
takes2long

@Evil_kitten
Why do you even have that? The fuck?

w8t4u
w8t4u

rick astley's voice always shocks me when he opens his mouth

it doesn't seem right

it seems impossible

askme
askme

@viagrandad
meh

Bidwell
Bidwell

@5mileys
mouthwash and the type of toothpaste i was using is what fucked it up bad
i never took that shit serious where people go "ask you X if using X would help you" because it turns out it just straight up ate through some of my teeth and not like a hole normally would be

massdebater
massdebater

@takes2long
to cut with but my flatmate keeps reiterating that i'm not allowed to.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Evil_kitten
STOP THAT NOW

Inmate
Inmate

@iluvmen
go fuck murder, murder-fucker

idontknow
idontknow

euro emo hour again

likme
likme

@massdebater
Lame.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@w8t4u
agreed but i like it

@Bidwell
ive been sticking to crest and non-alcohol ACT mouthwash, i even flossed. and who says you guys are a bad influence

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@idontknow
I think it's more than an hour at this point

hairygrape
hairygrape

it's that time of night

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@hairygrape
the time of night where its day?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@idontknow
Why is displaying emotion so vulgar to you?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Also: RIP Betty White

@Playboyize
It's a waste of energy.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Inmate
that hasn't happened... :\
i don't want two hemophobic episodes in one day so please

Techpill
Techpill

@Gigastrength
RIP Betty White
seriously? fuck

Methshot
Methshot

@cum2soon
People who joined 2-3 years ago are still here.
Maybe there have been a handful of new posters.
But there was no magnetic pull to this place.

They just fell in, and flirting and weebing it up was their style. Like Desu.

My point is more than just wanting new posters. The point is to add some new dynamic, that new posters used to bring.

Methnerd
Methnerd

literally older than sliced bread

@lostmypassword
Crest is what I got told is bad for me ;~;
those other two are good for me though

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Poker_Star
euro
emo hour

the time of day for you is quite irrelevant darling. this is our time.

@Deadlyinx
you're hemophobic?
that sucks :s
what if you scrape your knee?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Techpill
93 glorious years have come to an end.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

MISS ME MISS ME NOW YOU GOTTA KISS ME

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Gigastrength
Also: RIP Betty White
Give article or something for proof.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@PackManBrainlure
fuck man it seemed like she was making out with bradley cooper just yesterday

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Methshot
and new posters won't bring those because

@Sharpcharm
can u not google

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

this is truly sad. might have to find a brit proxy for the occasion

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Evil_kitten
SAVE A LIFE, BIN THAT KNIFE

Emberfire
Emberfire

@TreeEater
small amounts of blood usually don't bother me or scrapes or stuff it's mostly just thinking about it too much that bothers me:\ and it's hard to get it out of my head sometimes ._.
i guess what stops me from getting bothered by small scrapes is keeping myself distracted/occupied trying to clean it

Evilember
Evilember

@TreeEater
it shows you as canada and im not a stalker, what's the time for you right now there?

Firespawn
Firespawn

Actress Betty White, 93, Dyes Peacefully In Her Los Angeles ...
Dyes

maybe lloyd has a point

Flameblow
Flameblow

elm i can't tell if you seriously think she died or not though

SniperGod
SniperGod

In a press release from her long-time manager Jeff Witjas, it has been confirmed today that actress Betty White, best known for her roles on TVs The Mary Tyler Moore Show, The Golden Girls, and Hot in Cleveland, is not a natural blonde.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Emberburn
no

@Emberfire
LOOK SCI LOOK

@Evilember
I'm UK, it's 9pm.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Methshot
There's no point in attracting new people here unless they're different from the people we have now. Otherwise we just face congestion of memes, salt, and slave rp. I mean
I'm sure many would love to see more of that
I just wanna chill.

@Skullbone
Couldn't find anything reputable.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Implying death for betty white isn't a reprieve.

WebTool
WebTool

@Emberfire
blood bothers you
"likes" a person whose alias is "Blood-Chan"

so gore makes you uneasy i take it?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

aw man i've been rused

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@WebTool
i don't like gore because pain is really really bad :[

RumChicken
RumChicken

o kurwa.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Skullbone
Because they come here and see what we are at a glance. If they lurk, it confirms their suspicions that we're just some autistic shitposting community.
And unless they're autistic shitposters already, they leave. Or they take a liking to one of the posters here, and stick around.

This place isn't entertaining to watch.
And most people don't want to invest in something that seems boring.

we appear boring
new posters possibly make us less boring
we need to be not boring to get new posters

etc. I have ideas, but most of them involve abandoning this place.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Not gonna lie.
If I was offered a blowjob from Betty White, I'd say yes.
But Rue was way hotter.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@RumChicken
nicee!

DeathDog
DeathDog

@CouchChiller
Why do need a blowjob?
Couldn't you just talk with her, I'm sure she's pretty cool.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@LuckyDusty
I somewhat wish I saw things like you did but I'm glad I don't

TechHater
TechHater

@VisualMaster
that's a lot of shit.

eGremlin
eGremlin

So I guess I need to ask myself, "Does this group meet my needs? Am I better off for staying here?"

As many as there are of you that dislike me for your warped perceptions, I have an obvious affinity for this place.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

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AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Kanra pls
Who dislikes you even

FastChef
FastChef

@ZeroReborn
don't you like people feeling good and not hurting? :\
@TechHater
yes indeed

JunkTop
JunkTop

emo hour isn't literal kanra

it's a joke

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@eGremlin
Kanra. Please. You love us. Like the smoker loves a cigarette. Sure you may disgust yourself sometimes with your "habit". But in the end, you need it. The fix. The craving.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@eGremlin
-patpat-

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

What would it mean if I left?

For them, nothing. I am not close with anyone here.

For myself? Slight aimlessness with my free-time, and one less tab to open each day.
If I could find something better to fill that slight gap with, I think I'd find it easier to leave.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

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StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@BunnyJinx
don't go... :c

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@DeathDog
Because Rue McClanahan is dead and I have to settle for Betty White.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@AwesomeTucker
Interesting question.

The people who 'dislike' me will say that they don't have any opinion of me at all.
They'd claim that they're apathetic towards me, my words, and what I do here.

Which is motivated by some negative emotion somewhere.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Just go then Kanra.

No bully

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Ignoramus
noo

whereismyname
whereismyname

What are psychedelic mushrooms like?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@New_Cliche
I'll be honest, you're just pissing me off right now you do this like once a month, and it's annoying.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@whereismyname
rly rly fun

like

RLY fun

if you take enough

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I would much rather have kanra here. I like kanra lots. But if he wants to leave it is better to just go. Pulling a plaster off slowly hurts more. Quick and clean is how you ought leave.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@FastChef
My one question to you right now is: do you know who I am?

@New_Cliche
uh huh, well i'm not you so i guess i don't know who those people are but i personally like you when you're around even if we don't say much ever

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@whereismyname
be sure to take with food in your stomach and take lots of vitamin c. have a notebook ready to draw. also weed

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Like Bern

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

fish toaster come on thread pls and post nico pls

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

i can't find the half in the bag episode where mister plinkett is reading a newspaper and he's like "looks like betty white hasn't died yet"

@StonedTime
sounds like self-justifying defeatism.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Ignoramus
Just go then Kanra.
Exactly.

Does anyone really want to be part of a community that offers a shrug towards one's leaving?
I am not disillusioned about what this place is, or what it has come to mean to others.
It's just a stagnant water.

@Nojokur
I haven't done this all 2015.
Don't blame you. Boring places do warp perception of time.

@Spazyfool
Appreciated, Scoots.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Supergrass
i can't be totally sure. i was thinkin probably bebop.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@FastChef
Frequency is noice as fuck.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Illusionz
Amsterdam is apparently full of those, I guess another one for the bucketlist.

@Dreamworx
How adventurous.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Garbage Can Lid
it's one of those things that you should take while relatively emotionally stable.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Garbage Can Lid
na, they illegal now, they got replaced with psychedelic truffles.

same deal really, psilocybin and psilocin in those too i think

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Nude_Bikergirl
So then you should know how edgy I can be. I honestly had no clue how to properly answer that question because of it.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Raving_Cute
Oh lawdy new posters how do we get them
Oh lawdy should I leave this place
Oh lawdy this place is so boring, nobody likes me
Oh lawdy waxing philosophical about shitposting in long, droning posts
Literally once a month.
Quit it already.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@FastChef
@Lunatick
check.

http://b.1339.cf/mcltonr.mp3

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Supergrass
That's kind of you to say. A shame it had to be my thinking of leaving to hear that.

@Need_TLC
If I were to go out and hunt for new posters, I doubt I'd bring them back here.
We've done it before, and they've all lurked for a bit, then left.

@Sir_Gallonhead
I like your filenames.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Booteefool
Ah.
ehh that can be a difficulty.

@Harmless_Venom
Truffles and shrooms are of the same kind biologically right? I think.
why ban the mushrooms.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Lord_Tryzalot
you should seriously try to work on it ._. it's scary. for a couple reasons.
@Boy_vs_Girl
on phoneee

Soft_member
Soft_member

@King_Martha
idk. they were a huge thing so i think specific species got banned or something, so, truffles next.

i don't really know, i saw a docu years ago but i never been there, and i never taken the truffles, only shrooms.

girlDog
girlDog

@King_Martha
if you got a lot of shit on your mind, it's going to be difficult to overcome it when it tries to consume you when you're peaking lol. start with a little at first maybe

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@MPmaster
For real though. It's stupid.
I typed every single one of them individually.

farquit
farquit

@Raving_Cute
Don't mistake my "coldness" for dislike. Merely saying quick and clean is how one should leave.

No one stays gone forever. Better to not burn bridges. Who knows when you might need a crossing.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Soft_member
I should've payed more attention to what happened there, but I got contacts so it's fine anyhow.

@girlDog
I'll keep it in mind.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@girlDog
kinda this

shroom trips are really suggestible, and really vivid if you take enough, so if there is something you don't want to see, don't think about it, cause if you do you will see it.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Evil_kitten
Do I know you?
I think I know you.
I don't want to guess and be wrong.

are you Lloyd?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@MPmaster
Well with my love for Blood-Chan and the situation being as it is/was I was always kind of mad at you but not really. I felt like I should at least say something to you though if you're really thinking of leaving though.

@Spamalot
Yeah I know, I don't know how though.

5mileys
5mileys

@haveahappyday
Yuh.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@SomethingNew
neither do i! i'm just a kid! but a professional will know.

takes2long
takes2long

Wish I was Lloyd.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@takes2long
You can be Lloyd if you really wanna be.

askme
askme

@cum2soon
My fear is a professional seeing me like I see myself and trying to have me locked up or sent somewhere

Bidwell
Bidwell

@SomethingNew
With me out of the picture, she might even become your pet.

@5mileys
Your criticisms sting, but mean more.

massdebater
massdebater

@askme
that is troublesome but if it's that bad.. well maybe talk to family and try to work something out if that's suggested. better to have to go somewhere for a while than do something and have to go somewhere for the rest of your life. AND if it isn't really that bad maybe you can deal with it without going anywhere.

iluvmen
iluvmen

she

Inmate
Inmate

@Bidwell
Does that mean you'll stop with the stupid shit, then?

idontknow
idontknow

@iluvmen
that is correct.

likme
likme

@w8t4u
Heh, Just joking. You're pretty good. Nothing personal, kid.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Loco I thought Will was fixed why is he still hallucinating and having weird dreams?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@likme
You saying you don't want to be me sounds exactly like the definition of personal.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Bidwell
That's both good and bad for a few reasons

@massdebater
I'm not sure if it actually is or not, I could just be exaggerating things a bit.

my sister knows but only a tiny but and she doesn't give a shit because the whole world is about her
I feel like I can't trust anyone with it at all

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@kizzmybutt
Getting into it would only hurt your feelings.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Inmate
because you asked.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@hairygrape
the professionals are there to help you ya know

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Poker_Star
And that makes it even more personal!
But my feelings are made of rock.

@Playboyize
Thank you :3
How was your Day?

Techpill
Techpill

the professionals are there to help you ya know

Methshot
Methshot

Do you solemnly swear that you will tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Deadlyinx
It's because your internet is shit.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Techpill
~.~

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Gigastrength
paranoia is my excuse if anything else
though i don't think that that is necessarily true

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Playboyize
So fucking whipped.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Sometimes I just want to get my gun and off myself but I know that there's a possibility I might do something fun in the future and I should hold out.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@TreeEater
it depends on a lot.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Sometimes I just want to get my dick and off myself but I know that there's a possibility I might do something fun in the future and I should hold out.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

what a twist

Emberburn
Emberburn

Sometimes I just want to get my bleach and off myself but I know that there's a possibility I might clean something fun in the future and I should hold out.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Sometimes I just want to get blades and off myself because I know there's no possibility I'll ever do something fun but I hold out anyway.

Evilember
Evilember

Sometimes I just want to get on TV and just let loose, but I can't, but it's cool for Tom green to hump a dead moose

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Methnerd
You wouldn't know that.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Sometimes I just want to get my Betty White and off myself but I know that there's a possibility I might do something fun in the future and I should hold out.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Everytime I lay in my bed I always think about ways to commit suicide.. or murder other people.. it's hard thoughts to keep out but ya know, it's different from wanting to commit suicide. I do have those times when I will pick up the sword/knife and press it against my skin.. or walk into the storage room and stare at the shotgun or other firearms. It's stupid I suppose, but it happens.

I just wish I could be more happy, but I figure it's selfish to wish for such a thing in the end.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Evilember
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips, and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Deadlyinx
Wonderbar. Yesterday was my day of birth.
Sorting out school and future stuff.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Everytime I touch in my bed I always think about ways to commit pasta.. or guitar other people.. it's hard thoughts to keep out but ya know, it's different from wanting to commit pesticide. I do have those times when I will pick up the word/knight and press it against my sin.. or wank into the storage room and stare at the shotgun or other firearms. It's stupid I suppose, but it happens.

I just wish I could be more happy, but I figure it's selfish to wish for such a thing in the end.

WebTool
WebTool

@SniperGod
Do it.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

This just got weirder and weirder

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@TurtleCat
What did you expect?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Firespawn
You told me so.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@BlogWobbles
iunno, I still cant predict what this board does

StonedTime
StonedTime

it's cute how tokai is still kinda new huh

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@SniperWish
That's why I capitalized Day because I didn't know if you wanted that publicized.
So I was asking how your birthday was, silly.

@LuckyDusty
Lloyd, is not to be trusted.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

squish face

@StonedTime
@StonedTime
@StonedTime

DeathDog
DeathDog

@StonedTime
I think its just how he is
@RumChicken
Thats the beauty of it.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@CouchChiller
He dindu nuffin

TechHater
TechHater

@lostmypassword
He's still insane.

Not only that, but you really don't want to be interpreting Hannibal literally.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@CouchChiller
Twas interesting.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@TechHater
I'm having a lot of trouble interpreting it in any way at all.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@lostmypassword
Because metaphors are like porn for smart people.

FastChef
FastChef

stuff like this makes me feel talked upon like a kid, but then again I am eating a caramel ice cream horn.

@DeathDog
I'll remember it always, just never talk about it, unless that somehow becomes socially acceptble in the future

JunkTop
JunkTop

I think Kanra is gay.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@FastChef
I am eating a caramel ice cream horn.
caramel ice cream horn.
cream horn.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@FastChef
sorry mang

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

People have been training since Ground Zeroes came out for MGO3
They can headshot you while running with tranq then pull out any ar and headshot you while you're falling
I give up

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

wait

cream horn

wat

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@AwesomeTucker
Can I be smart pls?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@FastChef
ice cream horn
Ive never heard it called that, I like it

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

eating
cream
horn

Eating a horn cream?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@ZeroReborn
He killed your brother, how could you forget!

@eGremlin
Tell me about it?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@eGremlin
Happy birthday.

whereismyname
whereismyname

mfw britbongs call caramel cream horns "ice creams"

Nojokur
Nojokur

you'll never put Tokai's cream horn in your mouth

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Ignoramus
Good. I dislike competition.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@BinaryMan
what

It's not difficult to follow. Hannibal is in Italy. Bedilia is the Bride of Hannibal. He kills people. Will Graham is after him! But why? For revenge for having undesired banana knife c-section? Feelings of friendship? Romance? Solace? And Jack Crawford must stop Hannibal, because that is his job, and because he also wants revenge. Same with Mason Verger, and Alana Bloom. Will Will win his catfight with the Jap? Will the Polizia capture Il Monstruo? Just who IS the Red Dragon?

All this and more on NBC's Hannibal.

Supergrass
Supergrass

you'll never feed gender confusing dutch people your cream horn

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@CodeBuns
is okai

@PurpleCharger
@GoogleCat
@Fuzzy_Logic
@New_Cliche
@whereismyname
@Nojokur
I think I neder-engelsed it.
It's Ijshoorntjes here, wish would literally translate to Ice cream horns.
I think..

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

getting more people to post here won't make this place feel more empty, you have to at least be invested in some of the people here or it will always feel empty. it's you you need to try to change, not the place.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Illusionz
You were just jealous because he got more girls than you.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Dreamworx
ah

cone, instead of horn, i think is the english you're looking for c:

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Spazyfool
That much I've gathered, but the rest is all weird.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

aaaaaaaaaaaaand cancelled. GG everyone. Shoutout to the FX guys. Unsung heroes. GL Mads, hope you have fun with Star Wars and Marvel you fucking sellout lispy bastard

remember when you made good films like Wilbur Wants to Kill Himself

i do. cunt.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Dreamworx
I understood what you meant either way

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Dreamworx
cornetto
HORNetto

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Raving_Cute
It's wonderful.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Fried_Sushi
less empty*

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Fried_Sushi
I also agree with this.
To an extent.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Horn > Cone

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Stark_Naked
Solid George was a normie.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Crazy_Nice
Yes, but weird. It's like watching a Rob Zombie movie he made while high and acid while also high yourself.

MPmaster
MPmaster

tfw you will never force feed tokai your ice cream corn

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Boy_vs_Girl
You are missing out if that's all you're getting out of it.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@StrangeWizard
read:
The Republic by Plato
Sherlock Holmes by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
Meditations on First Philosophy by Descartes
Pale Blue Dot by Carl Sagan
Candle in the Dark, also by Sagan

watch:
any video with Oliver Sacks
Christopher Hitchens debating
Richard Dawkins debating
Bill Maher when he has smart guests on

most of all:
COSMOS starring Carl Sagan

This should take up maybe 12 hours or so.
Most of all, think about what these people are saying.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Need_TLC
Ah that was it, thanks

@Lunatick
Weeell now you still know kolenengels.

@Garbage Can Lid
@MPmaster
SHhhhh

girlDog
girlDog

Tokai post cheekpuff

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Soft_member
do you translate on the fly a lot?

if so, you do super well.

farquit
farquit

@King_Martha
I'm getting a fascinating romantic drama.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Ignoramus
Had a few episodes. I usually forgo my birthday. Yesterday I put meaning in it.
So all that loveliness that comes with giving a fuck about days followed.

@Stupidasole
*belated. Gracias.

happy_sad
happy_sad

You've mentioned some footage where Mads and Hugh went a little further with their final embrace than what we saw in the episode - "lips lingering over lips"?
Yeah, it was funny because I saw them just after they filmed it, and they both came running up to me kind of excited about what they had done. And Mads in particular was really enthusiastic about the level of intimacy that was conveyed on screen!

@farquit
It's the most visually stunning piece of television ever. Appreciate.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Sir_Gallonhead
Normies are probably an ideal spot to be at.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Soft_member
dunglish?

5mileys
5mileys

@happy_sad
There are some pretty rad shots I guess.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Soft_member
Kek

takes2long
takes2long

@haveahappyday
You're right.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@5mileys
God.

askme
askme

@w8t4u
We should watch the Three Flavours Hornetto trilogy some time.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@takes2long
God don't like ugly.

massdebater
massdebater

@girlDog
Nah

@Evil_kitten
hehe yeah I always do, it's more fun than google.

@SomethingNew
Yeah

@cum2soon
Devils get

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Bidwell
Fuck God.

Inmate
Inmate

@askme
Like I haven't seen them.

likme
likme

@massdebater
Now I have to get an ice cream.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Inmate
I never saw the last one.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@askme

@Spamalot
you're welcome.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@lostmypassword
Me neither. But then why would I.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@viagrandad
Well, I hope it was pleasant for you.
You never told me what you wanted.

@iluvmen
Only if she has nice tits.

@idontknow
Soul patch
Are you fucking smoking crack.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@massdebater
playing hard to get only makes me more interested

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Playboyize
I did.

Techpill
Techpill

Richard Dawkins is an asshole and should not be an inspiration or role model for anyone.

Methshot
Methshot

"Holy shit, Ocelot dies"
Doesn't everyone
In the end

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Playboyize
That doesnt appeal to me. Better to be aerodynamic.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Like I remember watching one of his documentaries when I was 11 or 12

"hello you are christians yes"

"yes yes, we are christian"

"STUPID FUCKING CUNTS REEEEEEEEEEEEE"

And I never bothered with him again.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@kizzmybutt
reading other peoples' works on philosophy
I don't need to be taught how to think, thanks.

Also
reading
I don't have the attention span to read at even a primary-school level.

@Poker_Star
Uh... amusement?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@PackManBrainlure
@PackManBrainlure
I don't need to be taught how to think, thanks.

Are you retarded? You seem retarded.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Deadlyinx
I would have given you that anyway.

@Methnerd
But you can't cuddle small tits.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Sharpcharm
So you were baiting?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

amy is a new-age Edgar Allan Poe

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Skullbone
Precisely.

Evilember
Evilember

Time to read my book for a bit and sleep.

Sweet dreams

@likme
Get caramel.

@hairygrape
<3

@Gigastrength
stay away

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Snarelure
Not like you could cuddle them anyway when your dick is grinding against her ass cheeks.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Techpill
Not as a role model. But as a name to know if you want to 'appear smart'.

@PackManBrainlure
Oh, then watch the Sherlock Holmes series by Granada starting Jeremy Brett.
They're all on Youtube and very faithful to the original stories.

They're all rather fun reads, but that's your choice.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Emberburn
So you are retarded.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

In Baltimore in 1835, he married Virginia Clemm, his 13-year-old cousin.

WHOAH

EDGAR

I did not know that.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Erin is to the threads what Nicki Minaj is to music.

@Evilember
I dun has.

ni ni

RavySnake
RavySnake

you really have to stop treating me like a threat, it's sort of starting to irritate me

WebTool
WebTool

erin is a human though

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@SniperWish
wat

i am a treasure i'll have you know

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Flameblow
No, if you want to appear like an r/atheism idiot who should be socially blacklisted and verbally abused when he enters a room. You literally just recommended Amy give himself cancer.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

you really have to stop treating me like a cactus, it's sort of starting to bulgaria me

RumChicken
RumChicken

not many incredibly intelligent people were very good at socializing

StonedTime
StonedTime

@TurtleCat
kek

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@TalkBomber
Do you not read the Reader's Digest booklets.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Flameblow
Richard Dawkins is as well known as Neil deGrasse Tyson. Entry level.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Dawkins is to atheism what Osama Bin Laden was to islam

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@BlogWobbles
If Amy really wanted to be smart, I'd say follow or read people that inspire your curiosity.
Then feed that curiosity with knowledge and experience. But that takes effort.
Cancerous perceived intelligence is perhaps all he has time for.

I assumed.

TechHater
TechHater

@Firespawn
This is god we're talking about.
She could configure her body, her existence for me to cuddle her tits even when she's not there.

eGremlin
eGremlin

What is this

is a post hiding

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@eGremlin
It's shy.

FastChef
FastChef

@TechHater
So she's a slime girl?

JunkTop
JunkTop

dawkins is a tit on twitter

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I'm sick of being sick.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@eGremlin
Yes. It's scared of you.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@CouchChiller
my grandparents had like a thousand

that's the closest i've ever been to them

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@VisualMaster
I think black science man tries too hard.
But I see his benefits of existing.
He does make science easily digestible.

Well, pop-sci. They're necessary to society.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@FastChef
dont apply your weird fetishes to my deities you heathen

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@BunnyJinx
What about National Geographic?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

i don't even know where they come from.

like do you buy them, or does a man bring them

they are enigmas

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@PurpleCharger
im sick and tired, of being sick and tired

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Fuzzy_Logic
i have read bunches of those yeah.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Ignoramus
...that sounds way too familiar to me.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Stupidasole
I got my first Betterware catalogue today.
I was disgusted.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@FastChef
God willing.
Er,
If she wills it.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Hey, starting to think that... maybe... people here are the sort of people who want to engage in coitus with someone of their own gender.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Kind of looks like she's taking a piss.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@BunnyJinx
They have all the cool info. For example, did you know James Joyce wrote really sexual love letters?

Does it give you the horn now to shit? I wonder how you can do it. Do you come in the act of shitting or do you frig yourself off first and then shit? It must be a fearfully lecherous thing to see a girl with her clothes up frigging furiously at her cunt, to see her pretty white drawers pulled open behind and her bum sticking out and a fat brown thing stuck half-way out of her hole. You say you will shit your drawers, dear, and let me fuck you then. I would like to hear you shit them, dear, first and then fuck you. Some night when we are somewhere in the dark and talking dirty and you feel your shite ready to fall put your arms round my neck in shame and shit it down softly. The sound will madden me and when I pull up your dress

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@whereismyname
it should its a direct quote

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Joyous.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Nojokur
woo home and kitchen!

frankly i fetishize halogen cookers. but i hate using them.

they just work so well.

@Dreamworx
w-

wow

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Nojokur
What's that ?

@Spazyfool
Nope.

@Fried_Sushi
I meant compared to my life. Who is it from ?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@GoogleCat
I can't think of a more popular astrophysicist that's relevant.
@StrangeWizard
God or Big Bitch?
@Illusionz
I don't see the appeal.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Lunatick
both, i bet you'd be into slime girls tho

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Flameblow
I wish I could enjoy reading but my brain just can't sit still.

Booteefool
Booteefool

You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you

It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her

this guys messed mang

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Lunatick
They're cute.
And they can't talk, so you don't have to worry about them nagging.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

ice cream sandwich flag

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

qatar

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I hate this awful thing.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Garbage Can Lid
I didn't think I gave off that impression.
@Harmless_Venom
It's not like women have anything to contribute anyway.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Booteefool
What are you talking about? It's beautiful.

Spamalot
Spamalot

If you really want to seem intelligent, just read Hark a Vagrant.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@MPmaster
That is my point exactly.
With slime girls the only contributions are wet cuddles and a cooler. And waterboarding if you happen to have an interrogation underway.

girlDog
girlDog

too much bait

i'm feeling mighty emo right now

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Being smart isn't worth it.

farquit
farquit

@Soft_member
I do fantasize about torturing people sometimes...

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Spamalot
I'm already intelligent, and I don't need to pretend I enjoy ancient philosophy or classic literature to satisfy myself with that.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Emo hour.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Kinda wish I could cut peoples heads off and fuck their neckholes.

5mileys
5mileys

scoots no sexual bully this belt is staying on me you hear

cum2soon
cum2soon

@farquit
I often think about killing people with kindness and tlc.

takes2long
takes2long

Kinda wish I could cut peoples heads off and fuck their neckbeards.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Lunatick
Shirtgate guy.

askme
askme

@viagrandad
H!aV is a periodical internet comic strip.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Kinda wish I could cut wishs heads off and fuck their neckties.

massdebater
massdebater

Kinda wish I could fuck peoples heads off while they cut the cheese.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@askme
I know that, I took to reading it a long ass time ago.

Inmate
Inmate

@cum2soon
Thats real fuckin qt.
@w8t4u
Already forgotten. That was so dumb though.

idontknow
idontknow

@iluvmen
I see.

likme
likme

Kinda wish I could post peoples memes and fuck their memeholes.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@idontknow
I'm not as stupid as you think I am, Karen.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Inmate
People don't like it though.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@likme
you must be emo

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@likme
i approve of this

Playboyize
Playboyize

@lostmypassword
I don't think you're stupid.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@kizzmybutt
You're probably not very good at it.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Playboyize
You have always thought I was stupid.

Techpill
Techpill

@MPmaster
that's not a no tho

Methshot
Methshot

@Deadlyinx
Maybe you're just stupid compared to me?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Gigastrength
How do I get good at something like that?

TreeEater
TreeEater

I have dreams of strangling people to death every other night. They are nice

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Techpill
I keep a slime girl in my fridge. She's gotten a little dirty over the months though.
@Methnerd
Practice. Time to whore out.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Methshot
You know as little about my intelligence as I do about yours.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@TreeEater
h-have you ever strangled me?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Carnalpleasure
Well that's dumb.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@PackManBrainlure
I tried that
It isn't so satisfying as the movies make it seem.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Carnalpleasure
How have you not picked his brain for what he knows yet?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Sharpcharm
desu, don't go back to him

you are both lovely people but you aren't good for one another. stay with darwin.

and murder, stay with kamuu. he will let you strangle him if you ask nicely.

Emberfire
Emberfire

I have dreams of rimming people to death every other night. They are nice

murder, 2015

Evilember
Evilember

@TreeEater
ur emo

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Skullbone
You learn to love it.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Snarelure
My intelligence is masked by ADHD. Yours by autism. How can either one of us know for certain the other is less intelligent?

SniperGod
SniperGod

I have a Fate/stay Night-related question, if someone can answer me.

@TreeEater
I'm not even sure if it's supposed to be ironic or not at this point.

@PackManBrainlure
Slime girls are worst monster girls.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Burnblaze
Knowledge and intelligence are different things.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Flameblow
2 much Hannibal bae. Stahpit.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Emberburn
But darwin doesn't strangle me as often

WebTool
WebTool

@Firespawn
Only through drugs, I imagine.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@SniperWish
I don't like it when you make me out to be less than you any more than you like when I do it.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@RavySnake
Discuss it with him. Obv.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@TurtleCat
But aren't I justified in doing it in this regard?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@BlogWobbles
It's too embarrassing to ask...

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Emberfire
This is the most terrifying thing I have ever read.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@SniperGod
ask away

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

"I'll fuck you till you love me, faggot"
- Mike Tyson

DeathDog
DeathDog

@WebTool
They help with a lot of things. Self respect is an abomination.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@LuckyDusty
If you are implying you are smarter than I am, you don't know that.

If you are implying two wrongs make a right, you're wrong.

TechHater
TechHater

@SniperGod
I can.

And slime girls are not the worst monster girls. They're just one of the most popular monster girls, and faggy hipsters that enjoy freaky nightmare monster girls like to rally up and rag on their simplistic cuteness.

@DeathDog
Just replace the self-respect with constant attention and people to help you forget how much you loathe you become, and you should be fine, right?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Emberburn
I am still trying to decide between desu, muu, sci, and erin

@Emberfire
The dreams or the people?

@Evilember
Emo means hurt yourself. I dun do that

@SniperGod
In this case its not :3

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@PackManBrainlure
i was wondering what that was when i opened it looking for my sandwich

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@ZeroReborn
Well I can't stop feeling that way, can I? It's just how it is.

FastChef
FastChef

Let's not turn this rape into a murder

JunkTop
JunkTop

@TalkBomber
Sort of. There are a few theories of intelligence. g for General Intelligence is most commonly measured by IQ.
It correlates with quickness of solving problems and learning from experience.
It also correlates genetically and in terms of habit with 'openness to new experiences', and how the brain rewards dealing with new things.

Crystallized intelligence is considered what information becomes after General (or Fluid) intelligence is applied.
If you want to know how smart he is, figure out if he understands complex ideas, and how he puts them.

Also, his interests and lifestyle. That is if you cannot get him to do an IQ test in front of you.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@eGremlin
Desu and Erin are off limits. Muu is worse than Sci. But I suppose he has a nice but.

really though the best option between Muu and Scientist is the rope.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@FastChef
that triggers me, i don't want to be raped, we talked about girl doms

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@AwesomeTucker
This coming from the guy who doesn't have a psychological disorder leading to his poor academic performance?

Hmm...

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

tank girl on netflix

Aw yiss

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@TechHater
Any distraction really.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@JunkTop
But I don't love him for his mind, Kanra.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Computer successfully backed up

now I'll enver lose my loli

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@BunnyJinx
poor

Bristol university translates my grades to A*AA

My teachers did consider that poor though.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

tank girl on netflix

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Ignoramus
This really isn't hard, Loco. Just accept that we're on par with each other and we can stop playing this stupid game.

Nojokur
Nojokur

stank girl

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Fuzzy_Logic
Is he that cute?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

The autism is really fucking strong in you, huh babe?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@whereismyname
We're equals, but I'm smarter than you. That's fine. It works. I just don't want to lie about it.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Stupidasole
someone needs to CHILL

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

netflix and chill

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Illusionz
Don't you see him right now? He's adorable.

@Supergrass
I think you need to speak to a psychiatrist, babe; your self-esteem is getting dangerously low and this compensation is scaring me.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@TechHater
I don't really find slime girls cute. They're just...dull. I don't see what's the appeal in a being who has literally no personality, whose whole body has the same texture and no disparities, and is basically a huge jello. I like Monster Girls for their complexity, dynamism and exccentric behavior, slime girls are just the opposite.

And about Fate/stay Night, I was wondering if Unlimited Blade Works is just a remake of Fate/Stay Night, or if it's a whole new story. Because Fate/Stay Night kind of sucked in my opinion, and I can't believe Fate/Zero is part of the same story when I see how much it kicks ass.

@eGremlin
Well, that's creepy as hell.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Stark_Naked
/shrug/

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Stark_Naked
I'm sure he hates pets though.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Raving_Cute
Why does being smarter than everyone in the room mean so much to you?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Moogs needs someone to netflix and chill with and watch tank girl.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Crazy_Nice
That movie sucks. I hate everyone.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Some love a good tsuntsun.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

if i was round at scoot's house i'd watch tank girl with him

but only because i'm too polite to complain about someone's choice of movie in their own home.

if scoots was at my house we'd watch something good and he could shut the fuck up about tank girl.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

i have a headache.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

my shoes hurt.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Need_TLC
Slime girls can be whatever you want them to be that's the thing. They can change the textures and shapes of their bodies and just because they can't speak doesn't mean that they're dull. They require a lot of attention and care to stay pure and healthy, so you can get very intimate with them as well. They're also very fond of practical jokes in the things I've read. I'm not saying they're the best monster girls, I'm just saying they don't deserve to be the scapegoats of the monster girl fandom, just because they're not an incredibly monstrous creature from the depths of hell.

FSN is originally a VN. with three routes to it. UBW is the second route in the VN.
The original FSN anime was about the first route, Fate. The remaining un-animated route, HF, is yet to be animated.
F/Z was originally a light novel, then made into an anime. It is the prequel to the FSN VN. Which is fantastic, and I would highly recommend reading.

King_Martha
King_Martha

jk. i'm not a retard.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Garbage Can Lid
it doesn't. It's just a thing that happens.

I mean, if I'm going to feel apart from everyone else, may as well be apart and above if I can, right.

Soft_member
Soft_member

if i was round at erins house i'd watch mac girl with her

but only because i'm too polite to complain about someone's choice of movie in their own home.

if erin was at my house we'd watch something good and she could shut the fuck up about dank memes.

girlDog
girlDog

no one is allowed in my house.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@MPmaster
https://u18chan.com/board/u18chan/c/topic/1360950

farquit
farquit

loco nearly lived in my house.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@CodeBuns
It turns me on. I don't know if I am seeing myself as the female or it turns me on to see the male suffering.

@PurpleCharger
Can't I just have you already?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

he would have done sex on me

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@viagrandad
No I like girls.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Evil_kitten
Two things I love.

takes2long
takes2long

@MPmaster
Yeah, I don't know... What do you mean when you talk about practical jokes ?

So, basically, Fate/Stay Night Unlimited Blade Works is the same story as Fate/Stay Night but with a different path because of one choice Shirou has made ? I'm a bit afraid that there are going to be some huge repetitions. Is one of these routes "canon" though ?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@haveahappyday
i never said that. Don't get mad, Amy.

askme
askme

if erin was at my house we'd watch something good and she could shut the fuck up about dank memes.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Tfw smoking a blunt and get called for work

massdebater
massdebater

nobody needed to say it

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Spamalot
Yes, but feeling good about yourself and making me feel bad don't have to be mutually exclusive.

Inmate
Inmate

BUT THAT IS LEWD!

idontknow
idontknow

@Inmate
Her idea, not mine.

likme
likme

@iluvmen
This isn't about feelings, this is about the truth. you were the one who talked about it.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Inmate
tfw no one asked to move into your house and sex you

besides desu

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Black girls are so fucking sexy. I'd have slaves if I could.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@takes2long
Like, making the dude slip by making herself flat on the floor.
Covering his face while he's sleeping so he feels like he's drowning.
Fun shit.

@takes2long
There are no repetitions at all.
Every Fate story relating to Shirou/Kiritsugu is canon.
Everything else is just extra shit that the studio cooks up to milk the franchise.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@haveahappyday
@w8t4u
I don't know who to joke about having better standards here since you've both demonstrated the exact opposite multiple times.

Playboyize
Playboyize

when erin sexually objectifies you and your bf is right there and he's getting mad as hell

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Tfw nobody anything ever

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Poker_Star
I only cybered Desu once. Will you please drop it.

Techpill
Techpill

Black grills.

when erin sexually objectifies cheese and your btfo is right there and he's getting shrek as hell

Methnerd
Methnerd

Lloyd. Cut off your dick and be my slave.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Playboyize
I'm going to cut your cock off. And then I'm going to cut Yan's cock off. I'm going to sew you both together at the stumps. Then I'm going to rape every orifice Erin has with a rusty pair of shears, starting at her anus and working my way up her body until I reach her ears.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I'm going to ask a very dumb question, but are Saint Veronika and Amy the same person ?

@lostmypassword
I think if I ever went into your house I'd rather end dead than laid.

@hairygrape
...yeah, I'm not a fan of those pranks.

Well, I don't see how three parallel routes can be canon. Fate/Zero feels like the only "proper" story to me because of that, because it has no alternative. But hey, I'll watch FSNUBW myself and just choose which one I like better I guess. I just thought it was a sequel of FSN at first.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@TreeEater
yes mistress

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Methnerd
Only if you offer me pets.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Deadlyinx
Shut up.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Methnerd
nty

@Snarelure
wat

Emberburn
Emberburn

I'm going to cut your hair off. And then I'm going to cut Yan's hair off. I'm going to sew you both together at the scarves. Then I'm going to teddy every DVD Erin has with a regal pair of pears, starting at her clubsoda and working my way up her hotel until I reach her deers.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@PackManBrainlure
Yes. I change my name a lot.

Most people remember my images/edge.

Evilember
Evilember

@PackManBrainlure
Fate is the canon route.

Firespawn
Firespawn

i dindu nuffin

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Snarelure
Forget you old life. I'll even let you pick your new name.

SniperGod
SniperGod

your*

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

amy nearly fucked me too.

SniperWish
SniperWish

tfw you will never be moogs' black slave picking his cotton as he watches you drinking cold lemonade from the porch.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Firespawn
I'm not playing, Erin. Shut the fuck up.

WebTool
WebTool

@TalkBomber
amy has been nearly fucking people for years. i tend not to worry.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

to the artfags in the room
would you consider this good?
he drew a picture of someone he asked to sit there.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Emberfire
Okay. I'll admit I mostly remember names, so I was a bit confused at first. I'll try to remember it.

@Evilember
...so, which series ?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

whoah

okay

RumChicken
RumChicken

@PackManBrainlure
All the stories are canon. They all happen.
Because FSN has no real sequel that plays on the stories in the original, canon doesn't even matter.
That being said, all 3 stories in FSN are important, because they each reveal different facets of the main character, and the backstories and lives of the supporting characters. You don't get to appreciate the full story of FSN without experiencing all three stories, and tying them together as a whole.

@Burnblaze
Like patpat

@Flameblow
I wanna keep my current name.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@TurtleCat
Yeah that's p good. a little cheap to use black-on-white, but eh. looks like he knows his stuff.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

AMY NO BULLY

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I'd beat the shit out of Rihanna though. Seriously that's not a joke.
@RumChicken
Even when your penis is inside out?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@RumChicken
I thought it was Hakeem now.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@BlogWobbles
How's it going?

TechHater
TechHater

@PackManBrainlure
I am very kind to my guests. Now if you were scoots that would be a different story. I think I would get off on strangling him to death and watching as the life drained from that fat sack of shit

eGremlin
eGremlin

@TurtleCat
I think it's pretty /not an artfag

FastChef
FastChef

Moogs, you are playing the part of the colonel sanders very well.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@VisualMaster
It's a gender-fluid name.

@DeathDog
I'm a fickle woman.
Maybe it'll be Hakeem again tomorrow.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@RumChicken
don't whore out for pets
i've owned actual pets
im a petting master

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@BinaryMan
shhhhhhhh this just took a very srs turn

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@PurpleCharger
What are you proposing?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@JunkTop
Whore.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Brand them all. Call them by number. They're born into this world as tools. It's foolish to make them think otherwise.
@JunkTop
Hot.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@RumChicken
Okay, okay. I got it now I think. Still, the first series was...just below decent. I've been surprised by the huge leap in quality between FSN and FZ.

@ZeroReborn
A bit better. I still have plenty of things to sort out, but somehow it doesn't look as bad as before.
Also, I stard playing Digital Devil Saga, and it feels awesome.

@TechHater
...what kind of "kind" ? I'm pretty sure you can gently kill someone. And I like being alive.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

having all da black booty slaves.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Fuzzy_Logic
Nah, I would probably make you some food and have some drinks with you. You would live. Flan lived

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Fuzzy_Logic
I don't know that game. Describe it in 5 words or less.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@AwesomeTucker
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Nojokur
Nojokur

Black people are fucking disgusting

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@BunnyJinx
that you keep your penis
and IOU pets when you want them

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