⭐️ Princess of the Internet

StonedTime
StonedTime

murder is a pie

crusty on the outside but sweet in the middle

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http://steamcommunity.com/id/jahkadahk/
http://www.videolan.org/vlc/#download
VisualMaster
VisualMaster

First for keks

DeathDog
DeathDog

second for lels

@WebTool
@TurtleCat
shitskins
lel

It's the online alias I go by currently, made on the fly forever ago. It wasn't supposed to mean anything or sound like anything, it was just the first thing that popped into my head that didn't sound like shit but also sounded pretty low-brow.

Wait...
Now that you mention it, why didn't I just say my real name starting off, when I have it shown publicly on my steam profile?
http://steamcommunity.com/id/jahkadahk/
Kiel, my real name is Kiel.

@LuckyDusty
The shit isn't easy, that's for sure.
Thanks.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

What about rhubarb pie?

TechHater
TechHater

@BlogWobbles
That seems like a great system to have ^^
What's your most recent romantic/comedic?

eGremlin
eGremlin

a rotten shit pie maybe

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@DeathDog
Kiel? is it pronounced how it looks?
neat c: I'm Erin.

@ZeroReborn
ew why do people eat that gunk

like a meat pie isn't sweet either but at least there is purpose to it

well, idk, i'm veggie so i wouldn't eat a meat pie but i ate some before so i understand the principal.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@BinaryMan
Rhubarb can be good. Its a bit sour is all.

FastChef
FastChef

@VisualMaster
eeee i love this song [hug tackles you]

JunkTop
JunkTop

@BinaryMan
rhubarb pie is great with some ice cream

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@DeathDog
It never was easy.
I majored in electronics, but currently doing some MP stuff at the military.

@AwesomeTucker
I eat that shit raw.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@FastChef
Which one?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@BinaryMan
Pronounced the exact way it looks phonetically.
Practically, Kiel = Kyle.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

you rhubabr people are awful

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@CodeBuns
comprehensive vibes

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@GoogleCat
All people are awful, Erin.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@StrangeWizard
Ahh yeah. Is lovely as fuck.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Fuzzy_Logic
What if I told you that you're all beautiful people?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

rhubarb a best

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Ignoramus
I'd call you an idiot.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@New_Cliche
[slinks on top of you]

Illusionz
Illusionz

@BunnyJinx
oh i seee

@Fuzzy_Logic
would you like the meat pie or the apple pie?
no. rhubarb pie. in fact, scratch that, just shit in my mouth and text my mother saying i called her i prickly cunt and i refuse to take it back.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Nojokur
U-umm..

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Spazyfool
[kisses your cheek]

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@whereismyname
You can't break my opinion
Even if it was formed in a day and is likely to be very, very wrong...
I can still hope.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

why wouldn't your hippie parents just name you kyle lol

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Illusionz
Why make rhubarbarians distinct from the other awful people?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Supergrass
.///.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Need_TLC
it is an intolerable culinary masochism

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

and hot :3c

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Nude_Bikergirl
U-uh.. I d-don't know what to s-say... .////.

Booteefool
Booteefool

wat

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Stark_Naked
It's funny because my mother is, in fact, a hippy.
When I've asked her about it, she said that she didn't want me having both a common first AND last name.
But she still wanted my name to be Kyle, so she just changed the spelling. :^)

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

hi erin

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Crazy_Nice
you don't have to say anything

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Lunatick
Masochism is good. People need to be punished for their humanity.

King_Martha
King_Martha

i could eat a whole rhubarb pie

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Harmless_Venom
i imagine the first day of class was always rough for you. she should be ashamed

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Lord_Tryzalot
wassup gueroo? c:

@Boy_vs_Girl
there are better ways than rhushit

girlDog
girlDog

@TechHater
Currently umaru, bandwaggoning that huehuehue

whats on your list atm?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Soft_member
My grandparents used to grow rhubarb.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Soft_member
i'm very very bored erin please send help

happy_sad
happy_sad

@farquit
What have I done...

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Lunatick
Pain cleanses.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Evil_kitten
so did my parents, i gre up with my dad working as an estate manager, so there was always something neat to refuse to eat

@viagrandad
*pastes used train tickets to your fingers*

@haveahappyday
that's actually bowel irritation

5mileys
5mileys

@SomethingNew
Same result.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Harmless_Venom
Whoops, last my trip.

@Spamalot
Everybody did it.
KEY-EL? IS THERE A KEY-EL HERE?

I feel sorry more for the teachers and others who had to go through the hassle of trying to pronounce it correctly and then feeling embarrassed because it was so deceptively simple.

This is going to sound weird, but.
I've come to see it like this:
My mother is the troll.
And my name the bait.
And everybody always takes the bait.

I spend too much time on the Internet.

takes2long
takes2long

@SomethingNew
I think my granddad made jam with it.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@SomethingNew
t-thanks

askme
askme

@5mileys
kinda a bit

@takes2long
i feel sorry for you :/

@w8t4u
np <3

Bidwell
Bidwell

@cum2soon
she was probably just really high

massdebater
massdebater

@askme
I don't recall ever trying it. We used to just look at the rhubarb plants and be fascinated by how ugly they were.

iluvmen
iluvmen

WHO

would like to lend me

£5/$8/€7 for tobacco untill tomorrow? :c

Inmate
Inmate

scottish people not liking fruit

CALL THE QUEEN SOMETHING IS AMISS

idontknow
idontknow

@Bidwell
Considering she is stiff as a board I highly doubt that.

If you don't believe me, then allow me to give you this tidbit:
She read the transcripts for the Watergate trials.
As a recreational activity.
And she was 14 at the time.

Just let that sink in for a moment.

likme
likme

@happy_sad
whaddaya mean? you're okay

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@massdebater
on the estate, near the edge of ponds and wet patches of grass, there was like a MASSIVE version that looked identicle but much bigger, but my dad always said it was poisonous

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@idontknow
jesus christ i'm so sorry

hairygrape
hairygrape

Enjoy the cancer plant

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@iluvmen
just stop smoking you frick

Playboyize
Playboyize

HOLY SHIT SCOOTS ACTUALLY DID IT

THANK YOU SOOOOO MUCH <3 <3

i need to go get dressed.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@likme
Umnhh... Okies...

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@iluvmen
i would but it wouldn't get there in time

Techpill
Techpill

@lostmypassword
Pretty much everything is poisonous.

Methshot
Methshot

@hairygrape
thank you thank you thank you <3

my flatmate owes me money, but he doesn't get payed till tomorrow.

he has been gone all day, i suspect because he has found someone who has tobacco, and is staying in close proximity to them

@Poker_Star
@Deadlyinx
it is not needed, dooterloo is my shining night today <3<3

Methnerd
Methnerd

e-begging

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Gigastrength
:]

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

knight*
knite?
kite?

something k

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@StonedTime
I do enjoy a good apple pie

Snarelure
Snarelure

@PackManBrainlure
King
Kill
Kilt
Special K :^)

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Sharpcharm
savory pies are better

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

bloody smokers

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Burnblaze
pole smoker

Emberfire
Emberfire

kind of like how the best kind of cale isn't cake (ice cream cake), the best kind of pie isn't pie
shepards pie

Evilember
Evilember

@Emberfire
i actually like cottage pie better
lamb is weird

Firespawn
Firespawn

I really like pork pies.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Skullbone
Sheppards pie and Chicken pot pie are pretty good, but I normally associate pie with sweet

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Flameblow
i'm sweet

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Since we're in the mood for having pies that aren't actually pies, and cakes that aren't actually cakes
deep dish pizza

SniperWish
SniperWish

sweet>savoury

RavySnake
RavySnake

i got tobacco, thank again doot

on the way to the shop, there was an enormous big fat round guy (or girl couldn't tell) who had pissed themselves rather badly waddling slowly down the street.

travel safe, piss balloon man.

@Sharpcharm
it is my second favourite pie
first is macaroni

WebTool
WebTool

@SniperWish
savoury
u
opinion discarded

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@SniperGod
I tried to give you attenshions earlier and you ignored me, so now I will ignore you! Hmph

@TalkBomber
Its the best kind of pizza. Especially when you used to live right by Chicago

@RavySnake
o.O I never had that kinda pie

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@girlDog
Besides 19 airings shows I'm watching Free! 2nd season and Amagi Brilliant Park :p

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I wanna go to Mount Haruna in Japan and take the Jomo-Sanzan Panorama Highway and pretend I'm a legendary downhill streetracer.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@TurtleCat
would you dom me?
y/n

StonedTime
StonedTime

@TurtleCat
i was distracted

i'm really sorry

let's go back to being secret lovers.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@RumChicken
BACK OFF CUNT

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@RavySnake
macaroni pie

DeathDog
DeathDog

@StonedTime
would you dom me?
y/n

TechHater
TechHater

@VisualMaster
would you dom me?
y/n

eGremlin
eGremlin

@TurtleCat
never had a macaroni pie? o.o

tbh, it may be a scottish thing, we have like different kinds of single pies that are all exactly the same size and you can get them like anywhere, normally the choices are scotch, steak, and macaroni.

pic related, a scottish macaroni pie, by the looks from a chip shop, that someone has had a big munch from.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@RavySnake
how'd you get money from the internet to the store so quick O_O

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@DeathDog
no. i would chain you to the toilet and board it up so you had to shit and piss on yourself for weeks.

FastChef
FastChef

@BinaryMan
scoots paypal me, is instant, i pull from paypal to bank, also instant ^^

JunkTop
JunkTop

@eGremlin
would you dom me?
y/n
...and let me use som of your collars and stuff..? ._.
y/n

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@ZeroReborn
you're been ignoring me so. i have needs.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

then i take my bank card to the store and transact with the merchant.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

pretty sure the scottish are plotting to gain independence through culinary terrorism

@TechHater
sci pls, not feeling lewd atm

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@AwesomeTucker
;[

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@FastChef
oh i've never used a paypal

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@TurtleCat
But the joke is that it's not actually pizza.

ITT Enjoyment of hypocritical meals
WHERE'S GORDON

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@JunkTop
no honey, i don't dom, and my collars and stuff are only for me.

*pet*

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@BunnyJinx
;[

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@New_Cliche
;[

whereismyname
whereismyname

@PurpleCharger
You haven't been around, you shit.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@StrangeWizard
it is magical

telemoney :D

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Ignoramus
*pet*

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@whereismyname
am i not here now

Supergrass
Supergrass

@New_Cliche
@Illusionz
[panting]

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Nojokur
mind blown more and more everyday. fucking robots man. robots

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@RavySnake
Congrats xD

@BlogWobbles
amagi hilarious

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Spazyfool
And I'm providing attention. So stop trying to climb into every pair of pants that strolls by.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Stark_Naked
it's just murder.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Fried_Sushi
i think they saw me staring at them, and i felt bad cause i didn't want them to think i was staring cause they were enormously fat, but i guess they were probably quite aware they had piss all down their legs, it's okay to stare at people who piss themselves.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Need_TLC
It hasn't been.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Raving_Cute
Urgh, shameless people.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Crazy_Nice
nice get

i mean, if it's a chronic problem, you should be wearing diapers. and if it's not a chronic problem, then you pissed yourself. people gonna look.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Crazy_Nice
me_irl

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Booteefool
Atleast it wasnt shit.

@Harmless_Venom
jej

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Sir_Gallonhead
as far as i know, i stayed on the other side of the street

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Nude_Bikergirl
can't grope you over the internet. have a picture.

King_Martha
King_Martha

bibi thread

Spamalot
Spamalot

kinda want to watch erin's outside adventures tbh

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Fried_Sushi
That gif quality though *o*

girlDog
girlDog

@Booteefool
@Boy_vs_Girl
If you're referring to landwhales and hambeasts soiling themselves, then you have Orlistat to blame for that.

Orlistat (also known as tetrahydrolipstatin) is a drug designed to treat obesity. It is marketed as a prescription drug under the trade name Xenical by Roche in most countries, and is sold over-the-counter as Alli[2] by GlaxoSmithKline in the United Kingdom and the United States.[3] Its primary function is preventing the absorption of fats from the human diet by acting as a lipase inhibitor, thereby reducing caloric intake. It is intended for use in conjunction with a healthcare provider-supervised reduced-calorie diet.[4]

The primary side effects of the drug are gastrointestinal-related, and include steatorrhea (oily, loose stools with excessive flatus due to unabsorbed fats reaching the large intestine), fecal incontinence and frequent or urgent bowel movements.[16]

Unless, of course, I'm just giving them the benefit of the doubt, and they actually naturally soiled themselves.
Either way it's fucking disgusting.

farquit
farquit

@Evil_kitten
i don't like either of those people

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Spamalot
you really don't, i do weird things to avoid being weird. it's a horrible situation.

@girlDog
i pooped myself a little cause of my medication like 2 weeks ago. I'm not fat, it's an antidepressant.
still an excuse though

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Boy_vs_Girl
perhaps they were doing ti so they wouldnt get raped

@Soft_member
Dayum fine

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@farquit
Why not?

@viagrandad
I know both of those situations.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@viagrandad
mylife.jpg

5mileys
5mileys

@happy_sad
oh shit, i am out all alone and am a slow hambeast and it is after dark
*releases bladder*
i feel safer already.

@haveahappyday
the pooping and the being weird to avoid being weird?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@5mileys
What? No. Ew.

takes2long
takes2long

@haveahappyday
they look superficial. and covered in black.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@cum2soon
wat ( ._.)
though we had some solidarity going

askme
askme

@takes2long
Loco doesn't like people who're prettier than him
Awwww, you're so cute. ♥

Bidwell
Bidwell

@askme
yeah okay.

massdebater
massdebater

@5mileys
Sainsbury's can be dangerous

iluvmen
iluvmen

@w8t4u
I have near constant diarrhea and I've never shit myself.

Get your shit together, yo.

Inmate
Inmate

the next poster is pewpew ralph

@massdebater
god don't i know that.

idontknow
idontknow

@askme
Wouldn't that be why he keeps his mole?
It makes him repulsive and gives him a wider pool of people to hate.

likme
likme

@Bidwell
Aw c'mon babe, you're pretty too. <3

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@idontknow
Why can't he just be normal and hate people because they're people?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

the previous poster is pewpew ralph

@iluvmen
it was an accident ( ._.)

hairygrape
hairygrape

@likme
well thanks amy

that's really nice

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@kizzmybutt
I know. *pats shoulder* It's okay.

@hairygrape
I... I don't... is that sarcasm..?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@lostmypassword
tfw you'll never chloroform Loco and proceed to slice of that mole

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

that fat guy is hypnotizing

Techpill
Techpill

@Poker_Star
thx

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Methshot
Is that what you do on your commute?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Methnerd
bitch i might be

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

so hows erin today?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@RumChicken
maybe

@StonedTime
I dunno. Erin has been coming onto me pretty strong as of late

@eGremlin
Oh my, that looks good. I want to munch it now too

@Fuzzy_Logic
It is pizza you fucking British cuck

Snarelure
Snarelure

toppu kekku

Skullbone
Skullbone

@PackManBrainlure
kinda bleh, but not horrible.

how bout qt? c:

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Fair and Balanced

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Sharpcharm
oh my

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Burnblaze
i will rekt you turdlock boi

Evilember
Evilember

@Skullbone
feel like chilling, but nothing to watch, and i dont feel like vidya

not sure if feel like firing up unity and learning a little more about it, but laziness

@Burnblaze
dark souls being tough?

Firespawn
Firespawn

kanker

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Evilember
do it is fun c:

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Emberfire
I will make you melt.
@Evilember
No, just bitching about class balance in WoW.

SniperWish
SniperWish

i used to have a set of highlighters tht i got from the vets free, and the yellow one said "canker yellow" on it

ewwwwwww

@SniperGod
top heh

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Flameblow
i dont really feel like doing anything tho, thats the thing

maybe i need to start getting out more

WebTool
WebTool

kinda wish i got unemployment and just sat around all day writing bad yelp reviews for everything

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Sharpcharm
Yan's got groove.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@WebTool
i'm signed off work and on disability benefit and i don't even review anything, fuck the police

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@SniperWish
I'm not even talking about the game I'm just going to rub my thick cock between your ass

RumChicken
RumChicken

DO YOU LIKE THSEES MEMES KID, , DO YOU??

StonedTime
StonedTime

@BlogWobbles
i always wondered who these people are that write reviews for like chain restaurants. like no shit the servers hate their lives lol

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@LuckyDusty
oh, schweet

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

shut up tokai.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@RumChicken
ye

TechHater
TechHater

NO FUCKING BULLY

eGremlin
eGremlin

@SniperGod
WoW

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Yan's spanking new drinking game:
Drink every time Scoots says no bully

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

We booked our flight those years ago
You said you loved me as you left me
Regrets still haunt your saddened head
But I promised you that I will see you

We booked our flight those years ago
I said I loved you as I left you
Regrets no longer in my head
I promised you and now I'm home again
Again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again

FastChef
FastChef

@VisualMaster
IM HAVING A MOMENT HERE

@ZeroReborn
ey

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@AwesomeTucker
ahahahahahahaha

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@FastChef
are you getting really drunk again?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@PurpleCharger
Hm?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

tokai get a job

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@BunnyJinx
nothing. being rude

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Wow look at all that room to talk around my waifu.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@CodeBuns
IM REALLY HAVING YOUR MOM TONITE

@GoogleCat
NOOO

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Fuzzy_Logic
huh?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@BinaryMan
nah, just post this and he'll change his mind.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@New_Cliche
i think you should tone it down there mister.

Nojokur
Nojokur

god tokai.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@whereismyname
imsorryimsorryimsorryimsorryimsorryimsorryimsorryimsorryimsorryimsorryimsorryimsorryimsorryimsorryimsorry

Supergrass
Supergrass

I've got a bad case of A.D.D.
I've been this way since 17
I've got a fucked up brain and a really bad attitude
I blame it on my drug abuse

So, you don't wanna be
Too close to me
'Cause you might see my broken heart

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Nojokur
lel

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

epic get coming up

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@FastChef
AAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Spazyfool
you're so immature. why can't you be mature like the rest of us adults. jesus.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Tokai's broken, should we get a new one?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Fried_Sushi
Shut up, TP.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Stark_Naked
makarenra

@Need_TLC
ilu2

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Dreamworx
i thought that pic was 10/10, heh

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Garbage Can Lid
erin, you know your drugs
hows L-Theanine?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Nude_Bikergirl
Ah Ha
I fool you it was me the whole time! Except not really.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Uuuuuugh. Fucking sickness. I feel like I am going to die any second.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

MEMERS

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Lord_Tryzalot
Are you down with the sickness?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Harmless_Venom
It wasn't a United Welfare Kingdom flag so I know it's not you.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Sir_Gallonhead
M-ayM-aays

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Boy_vs_Girl
I am down with life.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@King_Martha
down with the meme life

girlDog
girlDog

@Spamalot
Wanna help me throw a suicide party?

@Soft_member
I feel like "Just Like You" was actually specifically written for me.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@girlDog
all for you

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Soft_member
DOWN FROWN ME CROWN SEE ME CLOWN AMEN AT THE SOWN

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@MPmaster
UK is cool though

takes2long
takes2long

@Booteefool
it's a weird one. as a glutamate, most noticeable effects are on AMPA and NMDA receptors, but it does a whole bunch of other stuff, including stimulating dopamine, serotonin, GABA and glycine release.

that sounds promising, but, it is studied as an adjunct to antipsychotics in reducing frequency of psychotic episodes in schizophrenics, and anything with an antipsychotic action generally has very little recreational value, given the action of antipsychotics is to antagonize various receptor types which generally means nothing is capable of being any fun.

idk tbh. it's in green tea, if you enjoy that maybe worth a shot.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@girlDog
Suicide is not really an option for me. I determined a while ago that it was a stupid idea. The problem now is finding a better one.

massdebater
massdebater

i think i would fuck erin anally but wouldn't let her fuck me anally cause that would be gay

@w8t4u

iluvmen
iluvmen

get mine.

idontknow
idontknow

;~;

likme
likme

@viagrandad
I mean pretty much every line describes me pretty well. Kinda weird.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@SomethingNew
Honourary brit

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@SomethingNew
It's just nothing but worthless waifs.

hairygrape
hairygrape

:(

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

300001
FUCCCCCCKKKKED

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Bidwell
You could take up serial murder.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

it's kind of sad that rick and morty is a better doctor who than doctor who

don't you agree

Techpill
Techpill

MEMES?!

Methshot
Methshot

cap the sports fail to save it forever

Methnerd
Methnerd

wew lad

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Gigastrength
...you sound even more fucked up than the rest of us.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

who the fuck is >>/monster/ anyways

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

i want one

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

/monster/index.html

Snarelure
Snarelure

Neighbors invited me to see a movie for helping them with their Garage sale.
I can't outright say no, so I guess I'll talk to you guys later. Have fun.

Skullbone
Skullbone

eww

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@massdebater
it isn't gay it's adventurous.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@TreeEater
I could teach you how to get away with it, if you'd like.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Snarelure
bye ^^

Firespawn
Firespawn

SHE SAID BYE ISAID HI IN WHY WOULD YOU HIGH DIE PIECE OF PIE MEEEEEEE

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Burnblaze
buy me collars and stuff

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Flameblow
no go and get a boy's fetish you weirdo

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Evilember
cant do webms on phone

SniperWish
SniperWish

@SniperGod
i can't choose that i want someone to me me wear a collar ,_,

RavySnake
RavySnake

@SniperWish
@SniperGod
make me*

WebTool
WebTool

@TalkBomber
http://www.videolan.org/vlc/#download

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@SniperWish
@RavySnake
*collars you and locks it*

we can only do this if you're gonna be a good pet for yan as well as me.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@SniperGod
List boy fetishes.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@SniperWish
you can choose to put the collar onto yourself

then thread a rope through it

then go for a fan dangle.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@WebTool
who r u

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Burnblaze
I want the context of this pic now.

@Emberburn
No, thank you, I'm fine. I'd like to know how to get away with many things, but murder is not part of them.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@TurtleCat
yes yes yes i will o_o
@LuckyDusty
;_; rude

DeathDog
DeathDog

now that sci's your pet make him stop posting please

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

HAKKEN DAN

TechHater
TechHater

@DeathDog
T-T

eGremlin
eGremlin

@BlogWobbles
idk, gimp masks and butt plugs and diapers and shit?

i dunno what sort of fetishes boys get

nick likes blood but so do i so idk

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@StonedTime
it's me wearing my strap on and straddling my squid girl daki

@VisualMaster
good boy.
do we like boy, or would we prefer girl?
and are we a kitty or a doggy?

FastChef
FastChef

VLC

JunkTop
JunkTop

@StonedTime
Oh, alright.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@AwesomeTucker
boy!
...doggy... o_o

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@PurpleCharger
a boy doggy?
very cute c:
*pets*

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I was edging for 2 hours and opened my mouth when I came and some shot in my mouth .////.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@CodeBuns
mmmmnnhh~

this is the ultimate...

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

fucking degenerates

all of you.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@AwesomeTucker
You know, genders here are still so blurry that I'm genuinely wondering if there's a dick under this strap-on or not, even though I don't see any.

@CodeBuns
By the way, you're becoming creepy.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@BunnyJinx
haha classic desu!

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@BunnyJinx
i hope you swallowed

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@StrangeWizard
Manners.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@StrangeWizard
sexual morality meme
loco you're such a goofball!

Nojokur
Nojokur

@BunnyJinx
Finish your homework!

Supergrass
Supergrass

@GoogleCat
tell me what you like.

@Fuzzy_Logic
sex isn't creepy you douche :/
he asked my cause i also like collars and stuff, pic related.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Supergrass
needs more spanking stuff

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Supergrass
you mean in the pic? everything but the rope and ball gag. i just like the straps i guess...

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Spazyfool

@Nojokur
I'm working on it!

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Supergrass
I hope Ika is gunna be okay

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Supergrass
@Need_TLC
oh.. then i don't know exactly what you mean?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@BunnyJinx
gross

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

watching resevoir dogs for the first time like

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Nude_Bikergirl
I'm more concerned with why he's wearing a strap on when he has a dick. That just seems redundant.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Fried_Sushi
i had a link for this hello kitty wooden paddle that would print hello kitty into your butt when you got hit with it, i wanted it real bad but it was expensive :/

@Need_TLC
@Lunatick
i mean like, generally, the pic was for adachi
do you like being made to do stuff you don't wanna do? sleep in cages? etc.

@Nude_Bikergirl
she has seen some things happen to me, she's fine tho

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Raving_Cute
Commendable job.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Garbage Can Lid
yan we got a pet doggy scientist now.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Booteefool
tiny malfunctioning dick. it wouldn't be hot if she weren't slamming on your prostate.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Harmless_Venom
LOL

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Crazy_Nice
I haven't seen that movie yet :c

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Booteefool
you are an enormous faggot.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Harmless_Venom
that font
that colour
italics
underline

farquit
farquit

@Lord_Tryzalot
made to do things i don't want? yes. sleep in cage? sounds nice. also i kind of like being scolded. and then being forgiven and petted.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@King_Martha
is gift, i sleep

night

happy_sad
happy_sad

@MPmaster
If you want to be a girl, why the fuck would you keep wanting a dick between your legs to fuck things with?
I do not get this logic or lack thereof.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Booteefool
people can do what they want, why does that concern you?

@Lord_Tryzalot
Ika will never be the same

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Spamalot
ish iconic

5mileys
5mileys

@happy_sad
What about all those people who have tits and dicks?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@viagrandad
@viagrandad
@viagrandad
ni

takes2long
takes2long

@Lord_Tryzalot
fooled around with my bf with his stuff last weekend, hes quite into that stuff :3

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Supergrass
I find it slightly creepy when it is displayed in public, but I can understand that you don't want giving any private-messaging means to sci particularly. So, go ahead if you want.
My interrogations on your gender remain the same though.

@Booteefool
And they're gone. For like 5 minutes.

@Lord_Tryzalot
I didn't need this pic.

askme
askme

how complex is an AMPA receptor, damn

Bidwell
Bidwell

@viagrandad
sleep tight tokai

massdebater
massdebater

@happy_sad
what are fetishes

what is femdom

what is going beyond penis in vagina missionary position sexual relations?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@viagrandad
nini

Inmate
Inmate

@happy_sad
you're so fucking ignorant.

likme
likme

daily reminder to ignore tsuchi, he just wants someone to talk about cocks with without them figuring out he's getting off on it.

he is merely pretending to be stupid.

@takes2long
heh, fun :3

@w8t4u
interrogate a dick

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I got my externals back

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

why is it erin is really nice and yan isn't really nice :c

hairygrape
hairygrape

a tiny malfunctioning dick under a strap-on gave me a boner for some reason fam

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

no bully

Playboyize
Playboyize

@likme
cant say im as into it as he is, but teasing him is fun

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@w8t4u
We could go on a killing spree together~

Techpill
Techpill

@Deadlyinx
[clings to your leg] you talk about death too much ;~;

Methshot
Methshot

@kizzmybutt
yan is nice ^^ i wouldn't love him so much if he wasn't nice.

@Playboyize
gotta give the man what he needs i guess :3

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Techpill
I don't really have any other interests.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Methshot
he doesn't seem very nice :(

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

scientist your personality changes on like a daily basis, it's kinda odd.

you ever been to the doctor?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@likme
Let me be clear, I'm just intrigued by the question of genders because I'm a typical male raised in a society where genitals are supposed to define something like 40% of one's personnality.
When I try to figure out the gender of someone, it's for better communication, even though I know I'm very wrong to believe something like that. So, sorry if I offended you, I didn't mean to do that. I just wanted to make that clear to know you better, and because I'm saddened when people try yo hide me "obvious" elements like that. Which in return led me to some clearly insensitive words.

@Deadlyinx
I wish I could do a killing spree one day. On LoL. I suck a lot.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Methnerd
[clings tighter] please

Snarelure
Snarelure

@TreeEater
Yan is great

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Carnalpleasure
i have already told you this. i'm a girl. the dick is temporary.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@PackManBrainlure
._. ehh...

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Methshot
only left him with some light marks, but he seemed happy with them

Evilember
Evilember

@Emberfire
[clings to your leg too]

Firespawn
Firespawn

We gotta convince scoots that bully is ok

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Evilember
[murders you]

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Flameblow
x_x

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Burnblaze
*pet*

@Emberburn
you're a nice bf ^^

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Carnalpleasure
No I mean like we could organise a thread get together and then kill everyone.

@Sharpcharm
Please what?

@Emberfire
I laughed way too hard at this face holy shit.

RavySnake
RavySnake

i was repeatedly bullied and made to be the girl in school and i turned out more than fine

stop hating, scoots.

WebTool
WebTool

another explosion

has gone boom

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@TalkBomber
;_; i just don't know.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@TalkBomber
i try to be good
besides, hes cute when hes all tied up and gagged, reminds me of a puppy

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@SniperWish
he's smelling his fingers after digging around your mom's pussy.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Skullbone
Yeah, I get it, it's just that I have the usual mindset where "girl = no penis". So it took me some time. Plus, everyone is constantly saying opposite things on this subject, so I wasn't sure at first.

@SniperWish
Ooooooohhh. Nope.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@SniperWish
please just try to take it easy, k?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Skullbone
post it now since you wont have it much longer.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

tfw you were the bully in school

DeathDog
DeathDog

@BlogWobbles
._.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@VisualMaster
can't roleplay, amy will get mad.

TechHater
TechHater

@LuckyDusty
He has a dust and cobweb fetish?

@RumChicken
Why not?

@StonedTime
Take what easy?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@DeathDog
*pet*
youre erins and yans pet tho

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@TurtleCat
have we stumbled on something? o.o
w-would you like a chance to talk to a doctor?

@BlogWobbles
post pics

@RumChicken
nobody here studies neurology, and afaik, i'm the only one who'd studied psychiatry, they like to be edgy on topics they are clueless about.

@CouchChiller
no dealio
maybe after tho.

@VisualMaster
this means nothing murds, because so was i

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@ZeroReborn
Who even needs Amy though. All they do is yell at you and tell you what you can't do. When does loco get to decide things

FastChef
FastChef

Erin are you starting or have been taking Hormones?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@TechHater
maybe he just likes women.

@BinaryMan
kanra is a neuropsychology student iirc.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@WebTool
where?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@BinaryMan
Were you bullied at home then?

@FastChef
Was chii a bully?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@FastChef
have been for like 2 and a half years or something

@JunkTop
oh, neat, i did not know

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@AwesomeTucker
i like not being able to decide for myself.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@VisualMaster
Having violent fantasies about the students who ignored you does not make you a bully.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@JunkTop
I like women too, but I wouldn't fuck a geriatric.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Am I nice?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Fuzzy_Logic
peter capaldi would

@New_Cliche
fuck no.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@New_Cliche

No.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@New_Cliche
Your avatar is neat.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@TechHater
I think lives are important. Fuck me right ?

@BinaryMan
Heh, okay. Well, I just wanted to be sure I didn't hurt you in any way.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Ignoramus
Are you projecting your love of elderly women onto Peter?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@BinaryMan
this is the only thing of him he would let me post without asking him first

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Illusionz
You made me vomit a little.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@New_Cliche
yes
*pet*

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@StrangeWizard
lol no me and my buddies fucked with the weird kids all the time. I will never forget the time we made a kid with ADHD sit outside the school with a dog collar on and start barking and chasing the various parents who came to pick up their kids. Good times

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@TechHater
"it"
@eGremlin
ehh wellllll but there's also... ehh
@BinaryMan
idk i just don't talk about it mostly
especially not irl

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Nojokur
Hm. That's unfortunate.

@Supergrass
Loco we need to throw a party.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@GoogleCat
I am telling you to ignore Amy

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Stark_Naked
*pet*

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Fried_Sushi
you should come to my school and bully me like that too

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Need_TLC
no.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Nude_Bikergirl
hmmmm ohh ~.~

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Stupidasole
You better watch out Ian! If mom finds you on the computer again you might get grounded ._.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Stark_Naked
*slap*

@Garbage Can Lid
What? Why not?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Lunatick
this is disgusting bullshit but at the same time it gives me boners.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Lunatick
You are a little old for that type of bullying

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@CodeBuns
no, never been bullied

oh wait, how do you mean at home? my mom forever tried to stop me doing stuff and blaming shit on me cause Munchhausen by proxy
but that didn't bother me, i'd just leave and do what i wanted anyways.

she though i wasn't safe out of the house, on roads and stuff, the night she an hero'd i was out camping with friends after she tried to stop me going.

and she thinks I was unsafe alone, she went and died

HA!

@Nojokur
na we kewl c:

@Spazyfool
call me weird, but what i got from that, was one of you has a nice hand.
no manaka

@Stark_Naked
yo, we can talk if you need to talk hun.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Harmless_Venom
people
socialising

why don't you just fucking flay me while you're at it

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Crazy_Nice
*continued petting*

Spamalot
Spamalot

a-am i okay?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@MPmaster
Sure, that could be fun.

girlDog
girlDog

people looking for assurance general

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Boy_vs_Girl
Didn't know your mom an hero'd . Lel. No wonder you want to be a girl.

farquit
farquit

tfw 'yo' in sync with casper

dank as fuck

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Spamalot
you're serviceable. You'll probably get a job somewhere and live in an average income bracket. maybe you'll get a girlfriend at some point, because you can be a conduit for her reactionary feelings against someone else. then you'll go after her again and again as the years go by. if you do ever settle, she'll never be happy, because you will have bullied her into doing it with her fears. she'd leave you eventually.

:)

happy_sad
happy_sad

@girlDog
who is this semen demon

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Harmless_Venom
.#. ow
@Lord_Tryzalot
imho same tbh fam
@Sir_Gallonhead
aww okay ;[
@Boy_vs_Girl
nah that's okay i just bother everyone
@King_Martha
Fhjmbyilbxdrg

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Boy_vs_Girl
Cool, cool.

Well, I'm going to bed now. See ya everyone.

5mileys
5mileys

@Ignoramus
@Stupidasole
:(

@whereismyname
that's....not what I wanted......

@Dreamworx
am sad now

cum2soon
cum2soon

@viagrandad
Neat.

takes2long
takes2long

@happy_sad
me

w8t4u
w8t4u

@haveahappyday
Wanna help me throw a party?

askme
askme

@takes2long
no you're a dude im pretty sure

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Boy_vs_Girl
there was meant to be audio, but filesize

glad to know i have a nice hand at least

@Spamalot
yes
*pet*

@5mileys
*pet*

massdebater
massdebater

@Soft_member
joking.

@5mileys
Real talk though, all you ever do is go on about yourself. You don't take an interest in other people at all. They're just ways for you to bitch.

inb4 I'M DIFFERENT IRL

You're not.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Evil_kitten
it is unrelated.
in the olden days before neurology freud would have had a field day on that shit tho

@haveahappyday
yo, for real, if you got issues you need to talk about my steam is open.
and i think you do, i can tell from some of the words and from having quite a lot of issues in my time

@Bidwell
^^;

Inmate
Inmate

y tarantino so good

idontknow
idontknow

@massdebater
Don't knock it 'til we try it, babe.

likme
likme

@Inmate
pleb gunk

got reservoir dogs downloaded too though

want to watch that Wolf Pack documentary and apparently it is required reading.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

do not steal.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@iluvmen
weve all kinds of other pics, most of them lewd, but if you want more sword insists on there being a trade involved

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Bidwell
:>

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@iluvmen
Were you sad that she was ded?

@massdebater
I think you meant to reply to me and not nezi

Playboyize
Playboyize

@lostmypassword
You should be flattered that you've made it into regular circulation.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Poker_Star
You're nicer and more caring than nezi. Real talk. I honestly think you'd make a really nice person/friend/boyfriend if i got to know you.

alas, there are only so many hours in the day.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@iluvmen
mmmaybe *~*
i'll keep in mind

Techpill
Techpill

what the fuck is up with the captcha, it keeps loading the same one

@SomethingNew
nini xx

Methshot
Methshot

@Playboyize
You're nothing to me.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@idontknow
sex?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@massdebater
I think you actually meant to reply to me and not Nezi.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@kizzmybutt
umm, no ( ._.)

@Poker_Star
not rly, she was mean to me and i got a lot of money from it.

i made it to school the next day, lol.

@Deadlyinx
<3

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@lostmypassword
I am disappointed you didn't go with "DONUT STEEL".

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Methshot
Ow, you hurt my feelings.

@Methnerd
Flaying, actually.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@CodeBuns
never.

@BunnyJinx
Woah, whats it like?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Sharpcharm
but i tried flaying, remember? the girl? i told you about it when we met.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@PackManBrainlure
too shy, or dont want lewds?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@PackManBrainlure
thanks, erin.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Skullbone
Okay well I can still eat your mole, right?

Evilember
Evilember

Chii bullys me all the time..

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Carnalpleasure
Don't steal my Annaniro or you'll get the banniro.
@Sharpcharm
It's okay
-hugs-

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Evilember
Saying "no" to your advances is not bullying.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Emberburn
SCIENTIST LET'S THROW A PARTY

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Snarelure
lol, you know what it's like, you also have girl hormones

@Burnblaze
shy

SniperWish
SniperWish

@askme
so what

WebTool
WebTool

@Emberfire
You know, Murder, who intentionally tries to bully me for my own satisfaction, mentions my birthmark orders of magnitude less than you do. can we stop with it please?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@TalkBomber
well i mean, how is like different from being a guy? does it feel different?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@TalkBomber
cute, but you realise youve nothing to be shy about right?

RumChicken
RumChicken

brb dog need weeeee

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Gigastrength
Why is everyone in the thread suddenly thinking I am nice guy murder?!?! I don't think I like it

@PackManBrainlure
Same with my dad. He was a total dick and I got 800k from it so it was a pretty fucking solid deal if I say so myself

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

erin is shy about seeing lewds

time to spam her steam with pictures of what she can only assume to be my junk

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Firespawn
How're thing, Mugen?

@WebTool
Does it really bother you so? Okay, I'll stop.

DeathDog
DeathDog

It's not a fashion statement, it's a fucking deathwish.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@VisualMaster
It doesn't bother me, but it's like

Have you not got anything else to say? god. It's getting boring.

TechHater
TechHater

who gets shy about seeing lewd?

eGremlin
eGremlin

imagine if your dig got cut off and you got phantom boners

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@ZeroReborn
I really do wanna eat it though...

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@BinaryMan
good for you.

FastChef
FastChef

@AwesomeTucker
Can I eat one of your toes instead, then?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@eGremlin
kinda sad ;\

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

bullying is bad

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Fucking Hell Sci I'm trying to have a conversation with you what is your deal?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Booteefool

You are both hilarious AND original, you should do stand up

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@FastChef
no.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Oh no, the family chipmunk has passed away!

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@BunnyJinx
the amount of irony in this post

it's gone beyond funny. you have gone beyond a joke, colbert. congrats. well done.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@StrangeWizard
I'll let you eat one of mine if that helps...

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@TurtleCat
mhm, stuff is way more emotional, little things can make you much happier or much more upset, obviously boobs happen, umm, idk
crying is like all i did for the first year

@BlogWobbles
the lewdest i am willing to share gets posted openly here tho :o

@StonedTime
tfw not so different

@CouchChiller
not seeing them, providing them...

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Ignoramus
no.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Stupidasole
So...as a guy things didn't upset you as much?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@whereismyname
Wait! We can each cut off one of our pinkie toes and sew them onto the others' foot!

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Stupidasole
we couldnt convince you to take lewder ones at all? not even a butt pic?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Stupidasole
oh, I didn't see the trade bit.

Also i would imagine yan would be hurt.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Night gang.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Illusionz
that would make us ill.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Dreamworx
sleep tight, scoob

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@CodeBuns
did i miss a response? ;_; i'm sorry
@GoogleCat
what? ~_~

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Spazyfool
she needs bullied more.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Dreamworx
Night-y-night. <3

@Fried_Sushi
You don't know that. We might have compatible blood types.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Nojokur
na, i still had depression, but when testosterone was i thing i kinda dissociated a lot more than i did get upset about stuff. dissociation is horrible, i thought i was like emotionally autistic cause i couldn't process things emotionally properly, turns out it was just how depression worked for me and with the hormonal changes it changed and i actually started to get upset about things and cry it out. which weirdly, felt absolutely amazing.

@Spazyfool
nu

@Supergrass
yes, that too.

@Dreamworx
nini <3

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Need_TLC
You've missed two, shit for brains.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Nude_Bikergirl
blood types

uh

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Garbage Can Lid
which weirdly, felt absolutely amazing.
Except that isn't weird at all. It would be weirder if crying didn't help.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Garbage Can Lid
Hmmm...interesting, I didn't think just changing one chemical in the body could make such a drastic change heh;

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Harmless_Venom
You know, when we swap toes. It's basically a transplant.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Crazy_Nice
that doesn't feel good
i'm really sorry

Spamalot
Spamalot

@MPmaster
...did you go to school.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Boy_vs_Girl
nnnn whatever [jumps into your arms]

girlDog
girlDog

@King_Martha
I've changed my mind anyway; I don't want to throw a party with you.

@Spamalot
Would you believe me if I said I spent most of my time smelling TipEx playing Yu-Gi-Ohs?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Stupidasole
mhm, stuff is way more emotional, little things can make you much happier or much more upset,
idk crying is like all i did for the first year
That sounds awful.

farquit
farquit

@girlDog
oh no why not? we could make a great party!

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Garbage Can Lid
whats so scary about taking a butt pic?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Garbage Can Lid
*bullies*

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@girlDog
yes.

transplant rejection happens because we have things on our cell membrane called mhcs and the immune system looks at them and says, "hmmm, this isn't what i was expecting for the body I'm in." so it attacks the cells with the different MHC

unless it's a self-granting or from an identical twin, you're body's going to reject the transplant. it's why people who get new organs have to go on immunosuppressants.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

grafting

5mileys
5mileys

@haveahappyday
I really thought it was a blood thing.

cum2soon
cum2soon

that's okay

takes2long
takes2long

w8t4u
w8t4u

loco that was mean

askme
askme

@Lord_Tryzalot
thing was, before, i couldn't cry. i just get to a weird place in my head where i felt disconnected and nothing felt real and i'd know i was supposed to feel upset, but i just felt empty and hollow, like i was trapped inside my own head watching out through my eyes like they were foggy windows

finally being able to cry about and feel things, it was such. a. relief.

@Sir_Gallonhead
thing is, chromosomes only really determine growth patterns, they're only really relevant while you're still developing. after that, it's all sex hormones, so when you take HRT, like as a biological male, cells start being replaced by their female counterparts. things like bone shape don't really change, cause one cell is still replacing another where it originally was, but those cells are functionally female rather than functionally male. stuff like brain structure changes. basically, everything goes girl, it is pretty drastic ^^;

@Evil_kitten
it was what i needed. it will be difficult nigh impossible for you to understand, but it helped endlessly.

@viagrandad
pls

@happy_sad
pls

Bidwell
Bidwell

@5mileys
british schools must be awful

massdebater
massdebater

@askme
I guess neuroticism has its benefits.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@askme
Kinda scary how different males and females are huh?

Inmate
Inmate

@w8t4u
What I said to you, what I said to Amy, what I said to IKT, what I said to Scientist, or murdering that girl in the Summer of 2012.

idontknow
idontknow

@Inmate
forget it

likme
likme

@askme
You really don't need to explain how depression works to me, Erin.

@Bidwell
Yes. But mostly I didn't give half a shit about biology.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@likme
uhuh.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@idontknow
may i have this dance? .//.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@lostmypassword
Also, TipEx and Yu-Gi-Ohs.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@massdebater
it's more a frighteningly alien feeling neurosis being replaced with one, that while is more directly upsetting, feels more natural, i guess

@iluvmen
it's kinda weird yuh. when you're trans, lines blur a bit, like, you were raised as one gender, so you have a bunch of interests and mannerisms that match that, but have always internally been the other, and have interests and mannerisms that match that one too, kinda throws nature vs. nurture on it's head, feels weird

@likme
heh, oki.

Playboyize
Playboyize

euro emo hour again

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@New_Cliche

Your opinion is valued as ever, Loco

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Buffalo be fun

Techpill
Techpill

@Playboyize
DAE self-harm

Methshot
Methshot

@Playboyize
ehehe oh you're okay

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Playboyize
shhhhhhh let us emo

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Poker_Star
so is testosterone linked to dissociation?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Playboyize
@Gigastrength
i composed a song just for you two

it goes

wha wha wha wha

wha wha wha

WHA WHA WHA WHA

(wha wha wha wha)

WHA WHA WHA WHA

(wha wha wha wha)

etc.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Poker_Star
I got a dual-monitor.

It doesn't fill that hole inside of me.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Sharpcharm
because you need three

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Carnalpleasure

I love it. Please, grace me with more of your genius

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@TreeEater
i think it's more the other way, estrogen promotes melancholic types of depression

@Sharpcharm
fill it with pastries and penises

Emberburn
Emberburn

being emo in public is kinda lame tbh

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Poker_Star
I cant imagine what its like out in public, like at first I can imagine wanting to walk into the men's bathroom but needing to go to the other one haha

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Snarelure
I can't think of a use for three.

@Burnblaze
Sounds like a recipe for self-loathing and suicide.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Emberburn
oh you're okay <3

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Skullbone
Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman
Innovative and I'm made of rubber
So that anything you say is ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you
I'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating
How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating
'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
I make elevating music, you make elevator music...

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

How did this song get on my radio at work? NOBODY HAS HEARD OF IT

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Firespawn
I can't live with less than three now, so there probably have to be a few

@Flameblow
lies

RavySnake
RavySnake

@TalkBomber
She's got some broad ass shoulders.

WebTool
WebTool

@SniperGod

*slow clap*

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@TalkBomber
because the song isn't that good and the singer isn't that good looking

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

-lurks-

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Emberburn
stop harshing our miserable mellow

@Emberfire
FtMs tend to pass really quickly, they can use whichever bathroom as soon as they like, MtFs gotta put more work in, before i started passing pretty well i just used disabled toilets or tried to make it home, heh

RumChicken
RumChicken

@RavySnake
She looks like she could kick my ass. ,_,

@TurtleCat
Wrong and then right, but whatever.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@BlogWobbles
*emotes things*

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@LuckyDusty
I just say it because I already feel miserable being emo one on one, not to mention in public

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@RumChicken
Looks like an NFL linebacker.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@LuckyDusty
I hate public bathrooms though, try ti avoid using them as much as possible

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@SniperWish
nu none
@BlogWobbles
[grabs your arm and yanks you -gently- into thread]

TechHater
TechHater

oh look, tsuchi has found more secondary sexual characteristics to comment on.

how unsurprising.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@ZeroReborn
all of it

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@ZeroReborn
you touch satomi again and i will hurt you

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@CouchChiller
i take my medication, i'm pretty nice to talk to, i just vent here every now and again.

@DeathDog
samess

FastChef
FastChef

sentient you really should get some rest
not that i won't miss you

JunkTop
JunkTop

@TechHater
maybe he should have name dropped a poster instead

that wouldhave been interesting.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@BinaryMan
I WAS NICE
you're too possessive -.-

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@FastChef
college starts at noon so no

@AwesomeTucker
Good for you, I couldn't possibly stand doing that

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@PurpleCharger
my baes are my baes. You need to back off.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@CodeBuns
-.- what.. did you DO TO YOURSELF
glhf

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@GoogleCat
Hm?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@BunnyJinx
they are their own people too!

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@StonedTime
-emotes other things-
@ZeroReborn
-pulls arm back and continues lurk-
@BinaryMan
i laughed
now i feel bad

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@BunnyJinx
What is this thing you're doing with Scientist?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@New_Cliche
This got too gay.

Nojokur
Nojokur

tsuchi called something gay.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Fuzzy_Logic
They are satellites to the cosmos of my becoming. Each must be in its place, or the mechanism pulls itself apart. Stop interfering.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Is edgy ironic lo-fi more emo than emo music?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@StrangeWizard
maybe i missed something
@New_Cliche
aww don't be like that come out and have fun with us!

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

what about a fraggle rock reboot, except all the fraggles are trans

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Supergrass
How do you mean what did I do to myself

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Nojokur
Did I miss something? Why are you pointing out something that he always does?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Stupidasole
it was like an emote ad-lib.
you subconsciously filled it with gay stuff.
@Supergrass
2tired4me

-lies down-

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Illusionz
lol i won't stop now ESPECIALLY because you posted that

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Need_TLC
Emoting stuff in general is p gay tbh

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Fried_Sushi
you still haven't slept? :\
@Need_TLC
aww okay then [tucks you in]

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Ignoramus
we are both malleable characters. we play off on another. it's almost sexual.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Stark_Naked
he constantly talks about cocks and stuff and passes comments on people's gender and sexual preference, i just feel like making a play-by-play, the sarcastic element being that it will never, ever have a single surprise in it.

he did it again.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Lunatick
I have not, I only got home from work an hour or two ago after all

Soft_member
Soft_member

Since Limes is a bit retarded.
@Booteefool
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@Booteefool
New.

girlDog
girlDog

new thread when?

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