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Dreamworx
Dreamworx

<3 ilu <3

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzz-7BzZlRI
http://www.holybibleonline.net/
http://quran.com/
MPmaster
MPmaster

>>>>>>>>inb4

Spamalot
Spamalot

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>hijack

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

?

5mileys
5mileys

fighting fire with fire

cum2soon
cum2soon

DSRFHajre6ioksl

Bidwell
Bidwell

@w8t4u
@w8t4u
@w8t4u
@w8t4u
@w8t4u
@w8t4u
@w8t4u
@w8t4u
@w8t4u
@w8t4u
@w8t4u
@w8t4u
@w8t4u
@w8t4u
no reason hijack

massdebater
massdebater

@girlDog
oh okay

sorry to bother you

Inmate
Inmate

@Garbage Can Lid
but i can still not get over that fuckin scene where her dad dies. it was 2 vs 4 and her dad runs in with a gun holding it rambo style killing the 2 guards.

it seemed so stupid and forced it made me laugh and i don't usually laugh at death scenes.

@King_Martha
oh so you're afraid to pick a side. gray area piece of shit.

idontknow
idontknow

NOPE I NEGATED YOUR MEME YOU CAN'T DO THAT

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@iluvmen
Better figure it out, fag.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Bidwell
you are mean.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Inmate
no I just love people

gender doesn't really matter to me

Playboyize
Playboyize

@kizzmybutt
i told you...

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@lostmypassword
All I have been playing is TERA and LoL.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@hairygrape
oh ok. whatever floats your boat.

Techpill
Techpill

@lostmypassword
What if you're self loathing?
Wouldn't it be a hatefuck?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Deadlyinx
dicks and pussy float my boat

all aboard the S.S. Genitals

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

though you're being kinda mean too... but at least i get where you're coming from and maybe i deserve it

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Inmate
Eh, yeah that is a little iffy but when I think about having a wife for so long. Then having her die so suddenly?
I might've done such a stupid thing too.
Assuming I was dumb enough forget I had two living children still.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Gigastrength
That's really unappealing to me.
@Techpill
Don't answer your questions. You're fucking blogging at this point.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Sharpcharm
I can dance naked on cam with a tail butt plug.
More your style?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Sharpcharm
IT WAS A QUESTION ABOUT YOUR FILENAME.

Evilember
Evilember

@Playboyize
he said he's teasing cause i'm so polite about it

but then he said he'd rather i was more direct cause he could have done this earlier if i wasn't trying to be polite

i think i'm gonna cry

trying not to be difficult
ends up being more difficult

Firespawn
Firespawn

someone buy me this

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Broken-worthless-Xbox-360-/301726525709?&_trksid=p2056016.m2516.l5255

Flameblow
Flameblow

@TreeEater
ur still here

go gorebag

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Burnblaze
No, it'd make me angry probably.
@Emberburn
Are you even talking to me?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Firespawn
Shipping: May not ship to United Kingdom

are

you

fucking

srs

SniperWish
SniperWish

@TalkBomber
#rekt

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Evilember
[reassuring doggie kissus]

WebTool
WebTool

@SniperGod
I'll put the whole outfit on then.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@RavySnake
*pet*

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@TurtleCat
mmmm

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@WebTool
It's like going to a Fur Con to feel disgusted with humanity. It seems fulfilling in a strange way.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@LuckyDusty
Want to go to a con then?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

i think i might need to get a gumguard thing fitted cause my meds make my jaw tighter and tighter the later it gets and apparently that can mean you're grinding your teeth in your sleep

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@RumChicken
No. Just fun to think about.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@VisualMaster
I'll make you go sometime,.

TechHater
TechHater

@CouchChiller
you can buy ones in the pharmacy that you microwave and fit yourself. i was skeptical at first but it works great.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@DeathDog
You won't I get so nasty when I'm forced into things.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@TechHater
i'm reading a thing about them now, apparently sports ones aren't good for it, the pharmacy has the right kind?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@eGremlin
I like when you get ruff.
It plays into my masochistic nature.

FastChef
FastChef

oh, neat, i see them on amazon for like $15

JunkTop
JunkTop

@BinaryMan
https://jet.com/product/product/a6af048f515e4b8cab64f88348047508?jcmp=pla:ggl:health_beauty_a3:personal_care_oral_care_a3_other:na:na:na:na:na:2&code=PLA15&k_clickid=8070dbca-00cf-4135-906f-857bdd8389a7&kpid=a6af048f515e4b8cab64f88348047508&gclid=CjwKEAjw67SvBRC1m5zPv4GboAUSJAB6MJlkyr2a-6zd8ycTf5NKI9k9BIPF-x5UxEL4EWnFUG3uLRoClRbw_wcB

i think this is what i got. i broke the one that i've had forever from the orthodontist and decided to give this a whirl

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@AwesomeTucker
right. still wouldnt go.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@FastChef
/blog

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@PurpleCharger
What if there was something in it for you?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@JunkTop
i just found another one on amazon for £5.99 with free shipping and it's fucking spearmint flavoured, aww yiss

this was painless, i thought there would be doctors and dentists involved

@CodeBuns
hi, i'm erin, pleased to meet you, clearly for the first time

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I THINK HE'S WITH CIPHER! WE SHOULD KILL HIM!
@BunnyJinx
There is nothing worth that.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@GoogleCat
yeah i avoid dentists like the plague. i had to reheat mine a couple times to get a tight fit but no complaints

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

oh wow it's blood-chan!
oh wait no it isn't! what a convicing impersonation!

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@StrangeWizard
Don't be so sure.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Ignoramus
I can't be any more sure.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Fuzzy_Logic
it looks a lot less hi-techish than the more expensive ones, fatter too

Illusionz
Illusionz

@whereismyname
hmm yeah i donno. same concept basically. heat and mold. don't really understand how the flavour is going to last lol. hey, it's only 6 bucks

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Nojokur
is it spearmint or the other mint i like babe?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Illusionz
well neat, thx for advice.

i would likely have made a big ordeal with the doctor about this without it <3

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Spazyfool
Like Ecco the dolphin?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Dreamworx
np. teeth grinders unite

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Supergrass
SPEAR

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Need_TLC
i can't remember what the other mint is

one of them is much nicer tho

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

peppermint? i think?

i think spearmint is the nice one anyway.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Need_TLC
That's pretty metal.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Fried_Sushi
yes the cover of the album is a chopped up ecco the dolphin cover to reflect the music on the album, which features popular songs chopped up, slowed down, sped up beautifully to make something amazingly refreshing. actually it was originally going to be titled "echojams" but lopatin changed it as a joke. it's a 10/10 album for me.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

peppermint
spearmint
wintermint
entertainment

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Crazy_Nice
the blue flavor is always the best flavor of any kind of candy stuffs
jsyk

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Garbage Can Lid
That's awesome. I loved the game~
Well, games I guess. I think there was more than one.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Harmless_Venom
i never have played it. what do you do in it?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Booteefool
blue raspberry jolly rancher is best flavor and anyone that says otherwise simply must be wrong

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Booteefool
he's right

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Sir_Gallonhead
that is correct

Spamalot
Spamalot

(he spoke to me .////.)

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Lord_Tryzalot
You swim in a 2d ocean as Ecco and you have to like find stuff, solve 'puzzles'.
Fight like an octopus that is biiig, so on so forth.
One of them had a time travel thing, you get caught in like a tornado or something and go back to prehistoric oceans.

girlDog
girlDog

@MPmaster
jesus christ

http://www.candywarehouse.com/products/blue-raspberry-jolly-rancher-hard-candy-bag/

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

nini thread

lettuce go movie cute boyfriend <3

xxxx

farquit
farquit

@Evil_kitten
k coming

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Soft_member
sounds neat. maybe i'll emulate it since i love eccojams so much.
@girlDog
yo.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Evil_kitten
[tucks you in and smooches your forehead]

5mileys
5mileys

@viagrandad
seriously though 5.5 pounds of blue raspberry

my teeth would fall out

the adult in me says hell no

@Evil_kitten
3muchpda5me

cum2soon
cum2soon

@viagrandad
I'd say to do so, I have it on steam so I play it there now and again.
It's old as hell, didn't hugely age well but it's still fun. It's almost relaxing in a way too.

@Evil_kitten
Sleep well.

takes2long
takes2long

3am already
for fucks sake

w8t4u
w8t4u

hey eva how's your life going

askme
askme

@w8t4u
fine thanks for asking

Bidwell
Bidwell

@5mileys
don't listen!
@cum2soon
i could play ecco the dolphin............while LISTENING to eccojams :o

massdebater
massdebater

@takes2long
go2bed silly

iluvmen
iluvmen

@askme
slow down there cowboy

@Bidwell
idk, doesn't seem like a good idea

maybe I'll get a small package of only blue raspberry

Inmate
Inmate

@massdebater
ive just downed a mug of extra strong coffee

idontknow
idontknow

whoa

hang on

if keep this never if keep this never
you listening will end you listening will end
if keep this never if keep this never
you listening will end you listening will end
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if keep this never if keep this never
you listening will end you listening will end

likme
likme

what are you guys watching/listening to?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

-opens the fridge and sees hard boiled eggs up on the top shelf- :3

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@w8t4u
Pretty good, aside from getting sick every so often now.
How about yours?

@Bidwell
That could be quite the sweet time.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@likme
The Key to the Cosmos - Atom Episode 2 of 3

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@iluvmen
all right but you can't just get NO blue raspberries. that would be more irresponsible than getting the whole large bag.
@Inmate
stop this silliness!
@likme
video
@likme
related
@lostmypassword
h'lo s'nata
@kizzmybutt
hell yeah it could be! though i don't know how i could have a bad time listening to eccojams.

Playboyize
Playboyize

-stands on toes trying to reach the eggs, but is too small. Tries climbing up into the fridge, being careful not to slip but having a hard time keeping the door open.-

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@likme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUqyMbsFxa4
meetme.com, and getting ready to an hero

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Gigastrength
this is really nice

Techpill
Techpill

@Poker_Star
Being tortured while listening to it.
Fastest way to make someone hate music they love.

Methshot
Methshot

@likme

@kizzmybutt
why so serious sick?

im well enough

@Poker_Star
gah I don't like spending money
don't think I'll buy any after all

@Playboyize
-wraps my arms around your waist and holds you steady-

Methnerd
Methnerd

you didnnt like eccojams? ;_;

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Methshot
-squeaks in surprise, but reaches up for the eggs, holding one out to you-

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Methshot
I'm not sure, I used to never be sick for like ten years straight.
I think whatever was wrong with my stomach weakened my immune system for a bit so I have to suffer until it fixes itself.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Techpill
i don't want to think about that it's 2sad ;[
@Methshot
oh well

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Carnalpleasure
actually I have decided on a purchase

@TreeEater
egg? what's this for?

@PackManBrainlure
have you seen a doctor about the stomach thing? .-.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Skynet.play: When Things Explode by Unkle;

Skullbone
Skullbone

@likme
black sabbath

@Poker_Star
cant, got drivers to install

@lostmypassword
*offers chocolate biscuits and tea*

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Snarelure
Bad command syntax or no search results.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Sharpcharm
-hops down out of the fridge with an arm load of the eggs and sits on the floor. He cracks them open and shows you the delicious treat inside-

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Carnalpleasure
It is, but what makes it better is if you break out you can listen to the music as you torture the one that tortured you.
Making it better again.

@Snarelure
Skynet has left the building.

@Sharpcharm
Roughly like 12, give or take a few.

Evilember
Evilember

@Skullbone
@Skullbone
-gives you a hard boiled egg-

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Burnblaze
I spoke too soon.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Sharpcharm
nice!
@Snarelure
subtract "by" ^^
@Skullbone
knowing how to install drivers
not just vaguely knowing it's some computer thing
lol nerd

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Snarelure
that' not bed

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Deadlyinx
I like potap and nastya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5pS430NCps

SniperWish
SniperWish

Skynet.play: When Things Explode Unkle;

@Flameblow
Worth a shot

@Burnblaze
@Emberfire
Damn robots>Skynet.play: When Things Explode by Unkle;

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Emberfire
NO WAy i would never torture anyone

WebTool
WebTool

@SniperWish
Bad command syntax or no search results.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@SniperWish
Bad command syntax or no search results.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Emberfire
no idea what it is? is it just stomach pain like IBS?

@Emberburn
b-but they're raw sonata! you can't eat that, you'll get salmonella.....

@Flameblow
I can't wait! I wonder how much shipping will be for my single jolly rancher

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYllKEkAtYU

Stupid machine

RumChicken
RumChicken

@SniperWish
Skynet really doesn't like you for some reason..

StonedTime
StonedTime

@BlogWobbles
kek dolphriends

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@BlogWobbles
-looks at the hard boiled egg with confusion...is not raw, is easter egg!-

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

skynet.ban: smiles;

DeathDog
DeathDog

@TalkBomber
it's lovely
moar pls

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@SniperGod
Literally a decade older than you at the least. Anyway, I was listening to some music on my playlists and felt like sharing this one.

@RumChicken
This is becoming ever more evident.

TechHater
TechHater

@Evilember
thanks, but no thanks. i only ever eat eggs when theyre freshly cooked.

@Flameblow
drivers are a fucking pain, thankfully i found a thing that makes it a little easier

eGremlin
eGremlin

@SniperWish
I'm reminded of that Bad Robot company. For some reason.

@RavySnake
Really?

@BlogWobbles
Two of them thought that, but seemingly not.
They removed my gall bladder as well, thinking stones were the problem. That one half fixed the problem.
It still comes and goes, but a lot less then a year ago.
The three years prior were pain day in and day out. Unending.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@VisualMaster
Bad command syntax or no search results.

@eGremlin
Why's that?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@StonedTime
dolphins are so cheeky

and rape-y

@CouchChiller
hard boiled eggs are made by satan
I'm afraid I can't eat this, but you go ahead

@eGremlin
dang, sorry to hear that

stomach pain really sucks
hope they figure it out eventually

you taking pain meds?

FastChef
FastChef

@DeathDog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzz-7BzZlRI

mozgi is brain. please don't love my brain is like like please don't fuck with my brain.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@ZeroReborn
bringing that up is not necessary and it has nothing to do with anything please stop it

this is nice too

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@AwesomeTucker
-nibbles them happily.- \^_^/

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Papepipu papepipu papepipu po~

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@ZeroReborn
It's k I kinda like you fellow Britposter

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@TechHater
neeeeerd happy for you for the convenience anyway
@eGremlin
yes really

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Only the most autistic bronies post Rarity.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@StrangeWizard
Only the most autistic people post ponies at all.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@StrangeWizard
Read it in his voice.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@BinaryMan
lies.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@FastChef
wat?

whereismyname
whereismyname

@GoogleCat
gotta post the damn thing tomorrow, but i got a decent price for the machine

Nojokur
Nojokur

@BinaryMan
Because at the end of Fringe there was a short clip for it. The robot pops up and it says "Bad Robot" in a disciplining way.
So, I imagined that for Skynet.

@AwesomeTucker
Tons, well far less than a year ago.
Nothing hugely strong though, all of the doctors I've had suck at giving actual stuff to help so it's all over the counter shit.

@CodeBuns
Hey Wish~
Doing well?

@GoogleCat
Odd.

Illusionz
Illusionz

ಠ_ಠ

@PurpleCharger
-petpetpet-

@CodeBuns
pi pirupirupiru pi pirupi

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Fuzzy_Logic
Even bronies can be more autistic and weird to other bronies.
@New_Cliche
Thats me

Supergrass
Supergrass

@CodeBuns

@Stupidasole
that's basically what it's talking about.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

And on the topic of foreskins, I'm gone. Have a good one everyone.

@JunkTop
I said that to make it clear that my bed time is of little importance. Thought you understood.

It's a nice song.

@BunnyJinx
Thank you.

@Ignoramus
What in the name of the burning flames of hell am I watching?...

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Nojokur
No, I feel like I'm gonna die.

@Illusionz
Wrong anime, fuck-face.

@Supergrass
UNGAAAAAAAA

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Supergrass
oh I still don't get it

why are you going to an hero?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Ignoramus
first five seconds made me instantly hate this bitch

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@whereismyname
neeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd aw that stinks but oh that's good though (i have not idea what we're talking about)
@Nojokur
not odd at all...
@Dreamworx
lel we just talked about foreskins in my western heritage class
later

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

all the cute posters are asleep~

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Nude_Bikergirl
uhhh :[

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Dreamworx
Sleep well.

@Fried_Sushi
What's getting at you? Oh wait, I might've read it before. Is it your tooth or something?

@Raving_Cute
I wouldn't hurt the innocent, but if someone tortures you? You really should do three times as bad to them.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Nude_Bikergirl
What type of person is "Cute?

I can be a lot of things.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Garbage Can Lid
NO that is the wrong way of looking at things. pls no lex talionis.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Raving_Cute
prepping a laptop i sold for posting tomorrow

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Dreamworx
laci green... XD

@Need_TLC

@Stark_Naked
reasons. People drive me up the wall, back down, up again, and on my head.

@Fried_Sushi
tiem for anime and chill? How about catgril anime and chil?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Nude_Bikergirl
shush you

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Nojokur
dang, you can't find a doctor that will give you real meds? ;_;

that's super lame

@Fried_Sushi
I'm well aware, but I miss that theme song

I need more pi pirupiru pi in my life

@Nude_Bikergirl
calling yourself ugly

dang that's harsh man

you need to work on your confidence

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Lunatick
What do you want.

@Crazy_Nice
be kawaii desu :3

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Lord_Tryzalot
oh
me too

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Harmless_Venom
@Harmless_Venom
oh (?) posting where?

Soft_member
Soft_member

feminist activist

girlDog
girlDog

laci green

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Spamalot
to the buyer

farquit
farquit

@MPmaster
don't you think i'm cute, kanra?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Booteefool
Huh.

@Boy_vs_Girl
Beyond lame.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Evil_kitten
posting
seriously? -.-
you mean mailing

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Illusionz
o.o

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@viagrandad
NO HAMMURABI

5mileys
5mileys

@MPmaster
o-oh g-gee i dnt kno that sounds P awkward 2 me... > /// <

cum2soon
cum2soon

why cant i find half my fucking music?

@happy_sad
itll be going in a big ass box thatll be 90% bubble wrap
i dont half ass this shit

takes2long
takes2long

@Soft_member
@girlDog
How dare you speak ill of Mistress Green.

askme
askme

@takes2long
absolutely detestable

Bidwell
Bidwell

@haveahappyday
cutie

@viagrandad
almost seems like negligence

@cum2soon
i stole it

massdebater
massdebater

@takes2long
Shes gay.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@cum2soon
okay that's awesome, but... stop your terrible version of english
pls
@w8t4u
i wish you'd do that to my tummy

idontknow
idontknow

@Bidwell
i could have sworn ive downloaded the free discography at atleast 5 times now

@iluvmen
ill speak the queens english and so will you

@Inmate
i cant tell whether to feel disgust or pity

likme
likme

@5mileys
Trippy. That was actually sorta cute.

@askme
@massdebater
You think the heroine Laci Green some sort of joke?
Silence yourselves, cows.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@idontknow
hell nah bruh

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

skipped
unbelievable -.-

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Inmate
Play in traffic.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Garbage Can Lid
Nyuu, Wishy fixed all her tooth problems.

I just have an awful migraine.

@Lord_Tryzalot
Ehh, I think there was a new Dragon Ball Super.

@Boy_vs_Girl
Dokuro-chan is lame

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Poker_Star
That works.

Is it illegal to kidnap Canadians btw?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@likme
the woman makes my mother looks like a theoretical physicist by comparison

@lostmypassword
Yes.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@idontknow
it's the computer demons

@Poker_Star
oww

Techpill
Techpill

@Playboyize
Very illegal.

Methshot
Methshot

Not for me.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@likme
I just tried to be as autistic as possible.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Gigastrength
not happenin', man

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@SomethingNew
Yes something.

@Bidwell
Maybe, not sure on that one.

@Poker_Star
Not taking anything for it?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I laugh in the face of danger.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Deadlyinx
ive probably just not moved it from my torrent folder to my music folder

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Techpill
so I have to use alcohol?

Maybe Bill has some pointers.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@PackManBrainlure
no that thing

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Carnalpleasure
And then the black man dicks you.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Sharpcharm
tfw I actually pay for my music now

Emberfire
Emberfire

Hail Mistress Green

@Methnerd
Autism is considered cute in Japan.

Evilember
Evilember

@Emberburn
ew

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Carnalpleasure
Don't bully Danger.

@Skullbone
Which?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Emberfire
KANRa FUCK yOu!!!!!!! LOvE ME!!!!!!!

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Deadlyinx
Are you hurt?

@Methshot
Especially for you.

@PackManBrainlure
I have.

@Snarelure
I don't drink, sir.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

gas laci green

@Emberburn
i only ever pay for music when an artist from a small label offers their shit in lossless

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Firespawn
"something"

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Flameblow
Recruit to the Cult of Laci Green.

WebTool
WebTool

@SniperGod
Especially
?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

my cult mp3s sound like they were fucking ripped from youtube...

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@RavySnake
i jerked off to one of her videos muted once does that count

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Burnblaze
That's not true! the black man threw his dick at you!

@Firespawn
Do you respect Danger?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@SniperGod
Darn, it's not doing a thing?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@WebTool
Nani

@RumChicken
Not much, no.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@LuckyDusty
No black people don't like me.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@StonedTime
are you a guy or girl?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Evilember
Spotify is great :^)

even if the artists don't get shit

I still buy albums though if I feel like the artist deserves my money

@SniperGod
my pride is

@TalkBomber
i feel ya

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@DeathDog
ew

TechHater
TechHater

@StonedTime
Im the one asking here

eGremlin
eGremlin

@TechHater
ninjah
tell me about yourself

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@LuckyDusty
I wouldn't say respect, but something of the sort.

@StonedTime
How shitty.
I hope it goes away soon.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@ZeroReborn
come on guy they gotta make a living ya feel me

FastChef
FastChef

@SniperGod
lies.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@DeathDog
well, ive only payed for ken ashcorps shit, frontalots shit, and one or two tracks here and there from amazon

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@CouchChiller
So do i like you just because I'm not black?

@BinaryMan
FEAARRR!!!!!

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@JunkTop
haha I just realized I have amazon prime music and never use it

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@AwesomeTucker
that's why we have you! [squeeze]

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@BlogWobbles
Mistress Green expresses her love for masturbation.

She would approve.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

my cult collection isnt even MP3
its FLAC
it sounds like absolute shite
i need to source a good copy of these albums

@CodeBuns
i think ive bought maybe 3 tracks from amazon
amazon are twats but for random shit and computer parts theyre fairly decent

@BlogWobbles
i dont normally tell people they should feel ashamed for masturbating to shit, but thats just sad man

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@GoogleCat
you sure she wouldn't consider it some weird kind of rape or something?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@StrangeWizard
she has bewbies

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@PurpleCharger
The walking dead?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@New_Cliche
every female that has ever lived to puberty has had breasts at some point

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Ignoramus
no spooky

Nojokur
Nojokur

tfw you want Goggles but she's damaged goods and already had that pussy smashed by niggerdick

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Stupidasole
[shrugs] well i like boobys

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@StrangeWizard
boy you sure are strongly opinionated lately

Supergrass
Supergrass

@whereismyname
Goggles no likes spoopy things?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Spazyfool
(it's just because feminism triggers him)

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Illusionz
would you seriously fuck laci though?

@Spazyfool
when arent i opinionated?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Fried_Sushi
yeah, sure. why the hell not?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Dreamworx
but we were talking about moosics

@Fried_Sushi
gomen, it appears I have been blind and deaf for the past ~infinity~

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Need_TLC
he changes when he's triggered

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@PurpleCharger
No you hate me because you're black.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Stark_Naked
i mean, come on m8, there are laws about shagging the mentally retarded

@Need_TLC
im an opinionated motherfucker man, its just how i roll

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Lunatick
you fuck mothers?

@Raving_Cute
I should make a joke about my avatar being "triggered" since she's literally a gun, but I can't think of anything

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Tadaima

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Nojokur
What.. >_>

@Supergrass
I hate when people say spoopy.

@Nude_Bikergirl
I'm not black, I'm white!

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Lunatick
qt i get that you hate the feminist radicals and that's cool and whatever, but frankly i'm just not interested in wasting the time or effort on them so i don't have the same animosity. and i'd still fuck laci green.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Crazy_Nice
hola

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Lord_Tryzalot
what's good

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Garbage Can Lid
^^
@Crazy_Nice
hi grim

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Garbage Can Lid
pls

@Harmless_Venom
forget the feminism man, listen to her talk on anything else and tell me it doesnt feel like youre listening to a 6 year old

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Sir_Gallonhead
trying to buy textbooks

2 of them are ~$180, so I need to rent them or something

@Boy_vs_Girl
^~^

@MPmaster
hey your words, not mine

Soft_member
Soft_member

@MPmaster
same thing goes for retarded people. not spending anything on them... except maybe a fee wrist motions if they have tits.

girlDog
girlDog

@King_Martha
*pet*

@Soft_member
damn sci, really?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Booteefool
Likely story.

farquit
farquit

pew pew

shot some stuff with my gunner class

passed some time and lvl'd up after going into bastion of lok about three times solo instead of 5-party

viagrandad
viagrandad

@girlDog
yep

happy_sad
happy_sad

@King_Martha
I don't like your name, Nezi(?)

I just torrent them
or use half.ebay.com

@Boy_vs_Girl
hi kiddo
how's drama class been treating you

I mean theater

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Evil_kitten
I'm 99.99% honest. Please believe.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@girlDog
^-^

@happy_sad
my name?

don't worry about it :^)

what's the half ebay thing
links are scary

5mileys
5mileys

@Booteefool
You were raped by a pack of niggers.
And now I know I'll never be able to satisfy you after that. ;_;

cum2soon
cum2soon

@happy_sad
treating me well! though it did give me a hemophobic episode today... but that's fine. you've missed some recent character development, you know.

takes2long
takes2long

@SomethingNew
really cheap textbooks basically

w8t4u
w8t4u

@haveahappyday
Swear your loyalty.

askme
askme

@5mileys
No I wasn't!!??

Bidwell
Bidwell

@cum2soon
Hemophobe?

lmao
do you faint when docs take your blood?

massdebater
massdebater

@w8t4u
*swears loyalty*

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Bidwell
yes. fortunately it has been a while since that happened. i still vividly remember my first episode at the doctors office when i was very young.

Inmate
Inmate

@cum2soon
read homophobic.

idontknow
idontknow

@massdebater
Now call me king.

I found out my great great great great grandmas last name was "Freeze" today.

likme
likme

@askme
see
@Carnalpleasure
@Burnblaze

Goggles is as loose as veteran porn star. ;_;

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Booteefool
Interesting.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@farquit
Nice.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Inmate
lol yeah it's easy to mix em up

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@iluvmen
rifk

thats cute

guess what I brought back from buffalo and Niagara falls

no its not aids

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Poker_Star
it's not cute to me :( it's very unpleasant

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@kizzmybutt
but knowing that it was BoL
you can tell that i'm just a lowly 26

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@idontknow
Hello King.

@likme
He made that up.

Methshot
Methshot

@Poker_Star
pictures of niagara falls

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Techpill
King Frieza.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Methshot
Yes but one more thing

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

i like laci green.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Poker_Star
bottled water

@Techpill
teach me how to run splatoon on a PC

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@TreeEater
aghh that's hard to guess

Snarelure
Snarelure

you guys are a constant disappointment to me

Skullbone
Skullbone

@PackManBrainlure
MArRY mE!

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Carnalpleasure
From 7/11

yep

but what else

@PackManBrainlure
what.

@Sharpcharm
here's a hint

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Deadlyinx
Liar.

@Techpill
You need to chill out.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@PackManBrainlure
I like you

Evilember
Evilember

@Burnblaze
tacticool shit?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Evilember
not exactly, but it can open boxes, rope, and people with ease

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Deadlyinx
Wanna be a Jester?
@Methnerd
@Emberburn
I found out my great great great great grandmas last name was "Freeze" today.
@Carnalpleasure
I have no idea.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Snarelure
don't bully satomi >:\
@Burnblaze
you used the knife to cut off a branch from a tree that was near niagara falls!

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Skullbone
grow a spine, pup.

@Burnblaze
the youtuber!

@Emberfire
me? i'm okay i suppose.
even if I play LoL?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Firespawn
Almost anything can cut people, knife wise.

@PackManBrainlure

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Flameblow
No, why would I want to be that??

WebTool
WebTool

@Firespawn
so, tacticool shit?

@Flameblow
;_;

@SniperGod
@Snarelure

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@SniperGod
Nah, I had to hop back over the fence before people thought I was suicidal

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Flameblow
I read the last tweet.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@PackManBrainlure
pew pew

RumChicken
RumChicken

@TalkBomber
OH, that girl

yeah I saw one of her buzzfeed videos, she's quirky

you play league?

good shit

what's your ign?

@WebTool
IF YOU WANNA CALL IT THAT

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@RumChicken
cmon grim, at least get something that isnt fedora tier

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@TalkBomber
wow what..? ;_; hurtful
@WebTool
she's from tumblr<3
@TurtleCat
knives scare me... and i've probably told you that before but now my reasoning is probably clearer than ever.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@RavySnake
Gold
@WebTool
It sadly can't be done.
@BlogWobbles
Please like and subscribe.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@TalkBomber
Yea the LoL can be overlooked

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@StonedTime
did i miss your response or did you not make one?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@CouchChiller
pls

it's supposed to scare people THEN cut people

@VisualMaster
yup

FastChef
FastChef

@SniperWish

eeee-va <3

JunkTop
JunkTop

@DeathDog
What has sentient done

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@VisualMaster
k

@ZeroReborn
fucking nintendo and their great exclusives

@AwesomeTucker
shouldnt you be getting a 40" "replica" japanese sword for that?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@PurpleCharger
wanna get cockslapped, nigger?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@ZeroReborn
It's asking me for my address.
no ty

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@CodeBuns
my cocks longer than your knife

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@eGremlin
Fuck off.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@CodeBuns
@GoogleCat
handle included

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@AwesomeTucker
though you probably should have known about it before now becasuee i've talked about it a bunch :P

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@LuckyDusty
i was LITERALLY thinking about playing that in a bit
@RumChicken
she is quirky and a good role model imo
but yea, ign is satomi loves cats
@StonedTime
ohfrick, i remember you~~
-petpetpets-

@VisualMaster
more girls would like you. just saying, a bit of advice.
don't think much of it.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@JunkTop
I would like to congratulate you on your newest resident memeposter.
You can thank Sentient later.

God bless the Dutch!

Nojokur
Nojokur

@FastChef
Heeey, doing well?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@PurpleCharger
Thats the real reason you hate them.
@BunnyJinx
You can trust it.
@Ignoramus
Get out

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@PurpleCharger
aww don't be like that

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Post better porn.

@Illusionz
Nah man.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Illusionz
well, that and the fucking horrendous EULAs and attitude towards new media

@Spazyfool
what would you have me be like?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@GoogleCat
@Fuzzy_Logic
and

@New_Cliche
I knew but it was in my subconscious memory

@whereismyname
don't be so quiet in skype next time fuccboi

@Dreamworx
no u

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@eGremlin
awyea~!
i like you too, desu.

-salutes-

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Stupidasole
playing waht?
_>

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Raving_Cute
me and you

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Nojokur
uh huh, sorta okay.
school started.
rough few days. dealing w/ it.

@Nude_Bikergirl
the game

@Lunatick

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Need_TLC
this is my kind of knife

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Supergrass
Stop
@Fried_Sushi
Yeah and that.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Crazy_Nice
see I can't exactly carry that around easily

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@BinaryMan
I didnt make one.
@Stupidasole
Nice to see you again

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Garbage Can Lid
:3c
which game?~

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Stupidasole
lel okay but there are a few things at work here. first, i'm just a relaxed personality in that i'm quick to forgive, won't hold a grudge, and generally not bothered by little trivial things that annoy other people. second, i'm a subby, so i kinda like being told what to do and looking up to people. third, i may have dpd, which means of course i'll constantly seek acceptance.
@Need_TLC
oh, i see

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Garbage Can Lid
Ah, that was always a sucky time. You'll get through though.
You are tough~

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Need_TLC
I just want to let you know that call was the most awkward four hours of my life in recent memory.
And I felt like I was making it awkward for everyone else, so I didn't say anything.

I guess I've never been much of a talker in the first place.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Garbage Can Lid

@Booteefool
no thanks

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Lord_Tryzalot
well all right :\

girlDog
girlDog

@ZeroReborn
You're not making any sense??

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Booteefool
well then

farquit
farquit

@Evil_kitten
was for @Harmless_Venom

@Booteefool
image
kek

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Spamalot
Yet you stopped.
@girlDog
I was just trying my best to keep the conversation alive.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Lord_Tryzalot
you too. how it hanging?
@Sir_Gallonhead
leeg
@Boy_vs_Girl
oh, well that's understandable~
honestly, you're fricking adorable and i can't stand it :3

@MPmaster
yea. time solves most things :S
gonna see a counselor.
@Spamalot

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

rifk anybody i love left?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@farquit
I thought it was werid for a second.

5mileys
5mileys

@happy_sad
It truly does in the end.
That's good too, should help make it easier.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@SomethingNew
ive no interest in stabbing squids, thats my bfs job

takes2long
takes2long

@happy_sad
w-whoa .///. that's nice of you to say

w8t4u
w8t4u

@happy_sad
You should really do a basic training match with me, and pay attention to what its saying.

it'll help bring you up to speed.

askme
askme

@viagrandad
It tastes weird
@happy_sad
Come on steam I got something important to tell you that can't be seen here

Bidwell
Bidwell

@cum2soon
A man of many talents.
@askme
I don't care.

massdebater
massdebater

@Bidwell
i hear theyre little fuckers when youre a fisherman

Inmate
Inmate

@5mileys
iamtuff. gonna kill this year~
@takes2long
you're def one of the qtist here :3
mabe tied with nin and neko

idontknow
idontknow

ban.. tell me the story

likme
likme

you're def one of the qtist here :3
mabe tied with nin and neko

Damn.
I lost my "laughing lesbian.jpg" image I need for this.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

tell me a story

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@massdebater
Why?
@idontknow
What?
@iluvmen
What?
@lostmypassword
Why?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Inmate
Damn right you are.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Inmate
mmmnnhh

kind of funny those are two people i've tried to talk to who won't open up. a little disappointing :\

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@happy_sad
Good! No complaints, hbu

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@likme
laughing lesbian.jpg
you got some weird fetishes, dawg

Techpill
Techpill

@lostmypassword
http://www.holybibleonline.net/

@kizzmybutt
eat all your fucking fish apparently

Methnerd
Methnerd

@lostmypassword
once upon a time there was a cutie named flan

continue? y/n

TreeEater
TreeEater

@kizzmybutt
bored T_T

@Techpill
boring! >.<

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Methnerd
n

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Methnerd
y ^^

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@kizzmybutt
i dunno! it just seemed like the right thing to say... so how've you been?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Methnerd
y

Skullbone
Skullbone

@TreeEater
here, this once has more action i believe
http://quran.com/

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Carnalpleasure
@Snarelure
this cutie flan liked to cuddle and be loved, but the big bad tentacle monster that lived next door scared away all the cuties for flan to hug and love

then one day...

continue? y/n

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Methnerd
We need TP to m'lady this.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Playboyize
Cut the tip of your tongue off.
@Techpill
Squids gotta eat.
@TreeEater
Do something.
@Sharpcharm
I've been pretty chill.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Firespawn
not in the damn fishing nets they dont

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Skullbone
Oh you want ACTION RELIGIONS do you?
The Hindu scriptures are right up your alley friend.
Shiva is a fucking feisty bitch with a lust for bloodshed.
You could also read up on Norse mythology, Valhalla consists of dying a brutal, manly death in battle and then being brought back to life to feast on endless mutton and mead.

@Emberburn
@Emberburn
@Emberburn
@Emberburn
@Emberburn

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Emberburn
im scared

y

@Firespawn
shhh its story time

@Skullbone
I cant read that. It's in Asian.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Firespawn
shweet! now tell me the most exciting thing you've done recently.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Who is J?

WebTool
WebTool

@Firespawn
w-what do I do with the tip..

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@SniperGod
norse mythology is badass

@TalkBomber
try harder

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@RavySnake
one of sentient's friends that followed him back over here

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@TalkBomber
@SniperGod
@Evilember
then one day flan was cuddling and getting ready to lewd some cutie named [redacted], when the big bad tentacle monster broke down the door of flan's cottage and wrapped it's slimy tentacles around flan, lifting him high in the air

continue? y/n

RumChicken
RumChicken

@viagrandad
Your conversational skills blow.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@LuckyDusty
y
y
y
y
y
y
y
y
y

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@LuckyDusty

-unsure-
._.,

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Flameblow
Its a last meal.
@TalkBomber
I'm not telling one.
@SniperWish
30% chance Desu cut my name into his leg.
@WebTool
Give it to a waiter or something.
@RumChicken
Well I am the worst right now.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@RumChicken
Whether or not you have any yourself remains to be seen.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@CouchChiller
the tentacles burrowed into her skin and laid eggs in her bowels while feeding her sedatives

continue? y/n

TechHater
TechHater

@LuckyDusty
Thats ill eagle

eGremlin
eGremlin

@RavySnake
@BlogWobbles
Every day that I feel like posting until you like it.
You will come to love my funposting.
Everyone does.

And then you'll want to get me in a skype call and it will be the worst decision you've ever made.

@LuckyDusty
him

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@VisualMaster
You seem to have a lot of terrible conversations going so I will leave you alone.

@DeathDog
Sure.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@ZeroReborn
-

FastChef
FastChef

@VisualMaster
oh, youre right about that one

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Methshot
yes.
@Burnblaze
you're a cuddly dude, gil
@Gigastrength
tiredagain. i need to start posting earlier in the day.

yu?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@VisualMaster
hahaha awesome. how did you try to talk him into that?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@VisualMaster
I can't go to a restaurant until friday.. Plus my leg hurts too much to go anywhere

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@eGremlin
I do not think I will.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@ZeroReborn

n T_T

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@CouchChiller
shrieking in terror, flan was groped viciously and most of his clothes were torn off. becoming frightening, flan, now half naked, bit down into one of the monsters' tentacles, and a creamy white liquid squirted out of the wound, covering flan and most of the room. Falling to the floor, flan laid there for a moment, catching his breath, his cute butt sticking up in the air. The cutie named [REDACTED] vomits.

Continue? y/n

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@JunkTop
I like early and late

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@StrangeWizard

still n
-scared off-

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@eGremlin
i never said i didn't like it

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Don't you fucking hate how when you open a thread it takes like 30 seconds to load images and while it does that it keeps jumping down so pressing End won't help for shit until loading is done like on some shitty 1990's website wht at the fuc

whereismyname
whereismyname

@BinaryMan
I'll stop them all and melt with you.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Stupidasole
last
50
posts
nigger

Illusionz
Illusionz

@StrangeWizard
I'm going to have to ask you stop the telling of this story immediately or I'll have to report you to the Internet police.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Nojokur
no

Supergrass
Supergrass

@JunkTop
That is not me.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

wow fine

it ended with flan beheading the monster and presenting it's disgusting creamy head to the King for knighthood and the hand of the prince

however there was a plot twist, as flan secretly had cancer

lame motherfuckers

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

can i be tsuchi too?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@whereismyname
What does melt mean?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Dreamworx
You ruined it

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Stark_Naked
Lewd stuff.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Need_TLC
they told me to stop

my hands were tied
blame the audience

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Fried_Sushi
yes actually it's encouraged

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Stark_Naked
Netflix and chill.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Dreamworx
I don't think I could ever be high enough to understand the moral of that story.
Unless the moral of the story is to never trust tentacles, or to visit your doctor for regular cancer screenings. In that case, we're golden.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@PurpleCharger
I'm not sure but it wasn't very hard

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Fried_Sushi
One is annoying enough.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

the moral of the story is flan is important and cute

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Lord_Tryzalot
Well I said everyone here is a beautiful person and then got called an idiot.
So shut up nerd.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Garbage Can Lid
What are we going to watch?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Lord_Tryzalot
:3

King_Martha
King_Martha

@JunkTop
Played the tutorials already? i wonder hom much better you've gotten! :D

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Harmless_Venom
And creepy at times.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Booteefool
desu's pretty weird o.0 but cool
any other headline news coming out of the banlands?
@Lord_Tryzalot
super cute

girlDog
girlDog

@Boy_vs_Girl
Mean Girls

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Supergrass
dayum. that's a shame.
@Lord_Tryzalot
wisdomtooths?
@King_Martha
uhuhuh ( ̄・___・ ̄)

farquit
farquit

@Spamalot
Ehhh

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Sir_Gallonhead
I didn't call you that tho

@MPmaster
-hugs-

@Soft_member
maximum kawaii

@Evil_kitten
yeah I did that like 3 weeks ago, it was pretty lame

happy_sad
happy_sad

@girlDog
My favorite.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Sankaku Complex has quality thresholds

@farquit
Que?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Evil_kitten

5mileys
5mileys

@happy_sad
Have you seen it a lot?

takes2long
takes2long

i'm fallinf asleep now goodnighythread

askme
askme

So I broke my phone. And have a replacement one that I'm using right now. I guess it's not that bad, it's just really slow. .

Bidwell
Bidwell

@King_Martha
lol you and sent are fucking aspies

massdebater
massdebater

@BinaryMan
You're either hiding it all somewhere or you're just terrible at it.
And knowing you either is just as likely.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@takes2long
Night sci!! Loophole you.

Inmate
Inmate

@5mileys
Five times.

@massdebater
maybe

idontknow
idontknow

@viagrandad
i have to get mine pulled within the month.
@SomethingNew
Lucky☆Star!!~
@cum2soon
that's a full smile he's got there
do you smile sometimes?
its a beautiful thing

likme
likme

@idontknow
Your username doesnt exist on league.

NA, right?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@likme
satomi love cats
satomi loves cat
satomi catlove
-shrugs-

something like that

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Bidwell
The truth hurts you know.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@lostmypassword
When was the last time you logged on?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@idontknow
I am always srs

Playboyize
Playboyize

@kizzmybutt
its ok you're still welcome here

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Inmate
Then I picked the right thing.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@hairygrape
2daysago
@Poker_Star
sounds exhausting.
do you have opinions on marijuana?

Techpill
Techpill

@Playboyize
This is the only good image you posted the entire thread. ty

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Methshot
@Methshot
@Methshot
@Methshot
@Methshot
@Methshot
@Methshot
@Methshot
@Methshot
@Methshot
@Methshot
@Methshot
@Methshot
@Methshot
new

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@idontknow
there's a lot to remember, and they'll tell you it, but basically:

general anesthesia is super easy, the surgery basically never happened, you just wake up ready to leave
stay on your pain meds and antibiotics
no spitting, sucking (straws), sneezing, etc. for first week or two
no aleve/advil, use your Rx meds
buy lots of mashed potatoes, make smoothies, and tomato soup
salt water rinse, listerine rinse, and lightly brush teeth 3 times a day
ice packs on face all day for first 3 days to control swelling

honestly it's not that bad, but there is some pain that will be annoying

you can do it!

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@idontknow
fun show~ ^ ^

Evilember
Evilember

@Deadlyinx
Dank.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I wanna be in an orgy.

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