Cake

takes2long
takes2long

Cake.

All urls found in this thread:
https://soundcloud.com/mew178/xjb2spg248pd
http://store.steampowered.com/app/359050/
https://www.gov.uk/smoke-control-area-rules
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Television_licence
http://www.pokemon.com/us/pokemon-tcg/play-online/download/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F2e9fmYL7Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHUc6zy73W0
http://www.divxtotal.com/peliculas/torrent/33028/el-discipulo/
Bidwell
Bidwell

tfw you'll never be a loli like ikt

massdebater
massdebater

Call hotel
nope you're not booked for Sept 7

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

iluvmen
iluvmen

@takes2long
Good morning ikt.

Ready for a productive day?

Inmate
Inmate

I bet you do like cake.

idontknow
idontknow

suffering

likme
likme

owned

should i watch the movie while i play mgs?
i doubt it's actually scary at all

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@likme
If you go on watching the movie with that mindset ofc you wont be scared

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@lostmypassword
thinking that it won't be scary will make it not scary?
not sure that that actually works

hairygrape
hairygrape

i have no clue what the movie is even about, i just know it's one of those movies that tries to be scary

i haven't seen a good scary movie in a long long time

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

rip

Playboyize
Playboyize

@iluvmen
No.

Suffering.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

5am
bed

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@lostmypassword
That doesn't work for me.

Not that I get scared.

Methshot
Methshot

off to buffalo

cyu guys

Methnerd
Methnerd

I've got two more days at this con <3

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Methnerd
Go to bed.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

how

2

hack

tiem

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Have fun Grom.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@New_Cliche
idk

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Sharpcharm
Lesson 3 is just a tease.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@PackManBrainlure
it's called sleeping

Emberburn
Emberburn

leeg

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Skullbone
a-

Evilember
Evilember

@Emberfire
Send those nudes and make me drool.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Evilember
aha I had no idea what he was singing

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Firespawn
Less than three is just a tease
Send those nudes, make me drool
Hit me up - make me cum
Wanna sext? I'll show you some

Sticky drama all the way
Want my dick? You gotta pay!
You've seen what my thumbs can do
Time to use my tongue on you

Show me what you got on my LCD
Let's get down to it
So you can get down on me
Cybering is so 1999
You've got to be textually active
If you wanna be mine

@Flameblow

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

when you so hungover

Oh my lordy!

Wassap gang!

SniperWish
SniperWish

@SniperGod
whoa

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

*puke*

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

More squids with goggles.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@LuckyDusty
yeah that one

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@BlogWobbles
What?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@CouchChiller
I demand it!

DeathDog
DeathDog

@CouchChiller
HE WANTS YOU TO POST MORE IMAGES OF SQUIDS WEARING GOGGLES YOU STUPID FUCK

TechHater
TechHater

ACKNOWLEDGE ME ;~;

eGremlin
eGremlin

@ZeroReborn
yes

@TechHater
acknowlegedee

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@BlogWobbles
More Goggles in general.

FastChef
FastChef

@AwesomeTucker
Yay~

JunkTop
JunkTop

@eGremlin
Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@TechHater
hi scoots

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@VisualMaster
I wont fulfill your weird fetishes.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@BinaryMan
k

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@JunkTop
supp

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@CodeBuns
It'll be worth while.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@BunnyJinx
Splendid!

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Fuzzy_Logic
It's the perfect mental image for Goggles.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@StrangeWizard
How?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Ignoramus
I didn't think that far ahead, just keep posting.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@PurpleCharger
'sup

@GoogleCat
what are you doing?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@New_Cliche
I'd certainly fuck it.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Nojokur
Me too. She's cute.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Illusionz
Very cute.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@whereismyname
feeling awfully sick and painful.
chewing gum and stuff.
you?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@BunnyJinx
this nigga dick has an elbow

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

But goggles isnt a girl.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Supergrass
hungover. might kill the world. heh whatcha you do to be in pain?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Listen to scootie, he speaks the truth.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Dreamworx
not having a multi jointed penis

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Stupidasole
No

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Need_TLC
True, but you're still cute.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Goggles may not have been born a girl but she wants to be seen and called as such so you should call her a she out of politeness.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Nude_Bikergirl
@VisualMaster

@Lunatick
Quiet, you.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Raving_Cute
I wish, I could cum around the corner on people as a prank and run away

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Stark_Naked
have aspiriness
Sleep in my clothes in a weird position probably.

@Booteefool
disgusting

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Booteefool
Are you Japanese?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Garbage Can Lid
not until he posts tits

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Crazy_Nice
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Spamalot
Spamalot

@MPmaster
Ignore him.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@MPmaster
he
Cisgendered shitlord.
You don't know the plight of transwoman.

girlDog
girlDog

@Sir_Gallonhead
i have taking aszprzns

i should probably eat but meh cant be bothered heh.

Y sleep in clothes tho

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

NO BULLY.

farquit
farquit

@King_Martha
IIIIIIIIIII DDDDDEEEEMMAAAANNNNDDDDD

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Spamalot
it's too hard

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Soft_member
It's enough to bring a grown man to tears.

@farquit
I demand y-you.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

you will never bully Goggles and force her out in public dressed as a girl
Why even live?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@farquit
I'll leave

5mileys
5mileys

@viagrandad
Don't be a cheeky fuck, boi.

@haveahappyday
Go drown in a well.

@happy_sad
That's not how it works ^^

cum2soon
cum2soon

AAAAAAAAAH

takes2long
takes2long

@SomethingNew
Good riddance.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@5mileys
this is you

askme
askme

@5mileys
Aww.
Why not, though?

Bidwell
Bidwell

Iamsobad at this game

massdebater
massdebater

@SomethingNew
Don't you fucking dare. I will hunt you to the ends of the urf.

@w8t4u
NO FUN AT MY EXPENSE ALLOWED

@askme
Because I said so.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@massdebater
F-fine...

Inmate
Inmate

Is goggles like sandra bullock, biut with a dick.

Sandra bullcock?

idontknow
idontknow

@takes2long
Shut up darwin you suck.
@massdebater
bye

likme
likme

@girlDog
Same, I don't want to eat somehow.
I couldn't be bothered..

@haveahappyday
tsuchi no

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@massdebater
No fair.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@likme
What?

hairygrape
hairygrape

Kill ure selves

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@likme
There is no eggs. suffering ;~;

I want eggs.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@idontknow
Wait, no.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@iluvmen
Good boy. Why aren't you in bed, though?

@idontknow
Stay, it will be worth while.

@lostmypassword
Yes fair.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Gigastrength
Demand me instead, then?

Techpill
Techpill

@kizzmybutt
You know

@Poker_Star
buy some eggsss

Methshot
Methshot

@Gigastrength
I never got tired so I didn't tr to sleep

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Techpill
I am lost.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Techpill
buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut effooooooooooooooooooooooooooooort

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Deadlyinx
I demand you to post cat with goggles.

@Methshot
What did you do to solve the problem days before?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Snarelure
Ok!

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Snarelure
white noise

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Methnerd
Yes you are, see therapy

@PackManBrainlure
It's all so hurtful.
take nap

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Skullbone
No no, the Meow one.

@Burnblaze
Give that another go? Or perhaps some smooth jazz?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Emberfire
Oh, right, yeah.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Emberfire
I probably won't sleep until the afternoon or something I dunno

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Emberburn
THINK IMMA GRAB SOME TEAS AND FAP AND WATCH THINGS AND POST. sLEEP IS FOR THE WEEK.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Emberburn
For what?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Firespawn
Oh, I remember that one. That was the one Darwin drew.

@Flameblow
Don't crash in the afternoon, you have to force yourself back around to your normal sleeping time.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@SniperWish
I'm probably tired enough to sleep now
you're tempting me

WebTool
WebTool

@SniperWish
Well, this is his folder.
It has this too

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Evilember
Sddddd my niggaaa

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@RavySnake
Have a good sleep, kitten.

@WebTool
Darwin is a big furry.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@TurtleCat
Sent, my brotha from anotha motha.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@LuckyDusty
For a second I thought that said 'sent my brother to another mother'

StonedTime
StonedTime

@LuckyDusty
Howre your legs

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@BlogWobbles
As am I.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@CouchChiller
Post fur-suit!

DeathDog
DeathDog

@BlogWobbles
I didn't say I was going

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@VisualMaster
Not THAT big, though.

TechHater
TechHater

@SniperGod
Euphoric.
I'm gonna coffee and try and forget stuff.
Watch a movie maybe

@TalkBomber
shhh its alright now baby gurl

eGremlin
eGremlin

@RumChicken
I can't even comprehend that sentence currently, try again in a few hours.

@StonedTime
I don't even know, man, I kind of feel like sleeping some more.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@eGremlin
Lmao are you still drunk or something

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@TechHater
AYYYYYYYY fun fun fun!

FastChef
FastChef

@DeathDog

frelkzy showed me this one. Helps me sleep.

@ZeroReborn
Do you half a deviantart account with fur drawings? :p

JunkTop
JunkTop

@FastChef
I have a deviantart account, but no fur drawings on it.
Just photos and Rainmeter stuff~

Speaking of photos, I was just about to fetch my Hamburg photos. Want to see any of them?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@BlogWobbles
Bullshit.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@FastChef
Okay fine, I'm starting to get a headache anyway
mini

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@BinaryMan
Nah, not even hungover.
Just don't feel like doing anything currently except sleeping.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@AwesomeTucker
yuh I guess, but now I really need a shower.
bbl

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@JunkTop
I am doing some irl busy things so it has to be another time.

@PurpleCharger
Remember that time you went to that fur convention.

I'm kidding =w=

@CodeBuns
nini

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@StrangeWizard
Okay, sure.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@StrangeWizard
They told me they were a cult and we would be performing a very important ritual to summon a deity; that is why I was wearing that fursuit.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

3 hours till I need to be somewhere, yeah, totally going to nap.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@New_Cliche
A perfectly reasonable and valid explanation.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Ignoramus
Have a good one.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@GoogleCat
get clean!

Illusionz
Illusionz

@BunnyJinx
So sleep

Let me tell you work is not fun rn

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@New_Cliche

after several minutes of dancing in the fur suit, you realised that it was stupid and left.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Kil me pls

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Spazyfool
not the webm

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Supergrass
no

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Dreamworx
Gomenasai, Dank-master.
Internet is too slow to upload a webm.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I want an Umaru.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

where is the other user poster

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Stark_Naked
LOL

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Spazyfool
I cannot cast aside my contempt for that show to even entertain the scenario.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Nude_Bikergirl
DON'T LAUF. IT'S A SERIAL PROBLEM

@Lunatick
That's somewhat the point.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Stark_Naked
Move to a better country.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Raving_Cute
hello

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Crazy_Nice
Let's be neighbors.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Garbage Can Lid
WAOW KEK

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Harmless_Venom
Nice.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Lord_Tryzalot
Bless me with 2hu juju.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Garbage Can Lid
Well, I did say deity, not overrated, low-grade loli with no redeeming features who has inexplicably garnered a following.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Boy_vs_Girl
no

Spamalot
Spamalot

@MPmaster
Truly awful, yes.

@King_Martha
Wow, what is this? zero-support hour?

Soft_member
Soft_member

What if next president a homo?

girlDog
girlDog

@Spamalot
*supports*

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Booteefool
but are you the right one?

farquit
farquit

@Soft_member
does it really matter who is the president when all decisions end up in being a circlejerk between the essentially only two parties

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Evil_kitten
nope

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Spamalot
Sweet agreement..

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@farquit
IT FUCKING MATTERS!

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

https://soundcloud.com/mew178/xjb2spg248pd

5mileys
5mileys

@Spamalot
Why do i need to support ya?

cum2soon
cum2soon

I thought it was Desu posting his orgasms again.

takes2long
takes2long

@cum2soon
He does that?
No, I shouldn't be surprised.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@viagrandad
didn't think so because i see him posting

askme
askme

@farquit
You get to choose who jerks for your circle.

@happy_sad
Does this by extension mean wish is awful?

@5mileys
No one else here is a master of something.

Bidwell
Bidwell

DA BOOTY

massdebater
massdebater

@farquit
@haveahappyday
and the circlejerk does not matter either because in the end it is the jews and corporations that pay for the laws and judges

iluvmen
iluvmen

@askme
kek.

Inmate
Inmate

@massdebater
I am a jew!

idontknow
idontknow

@askme
There are plenty other reasons why she is.

likme
likme

@Inmate
only rich jews matter sorry

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@massdebater
The fuck are they doing in Norway..?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@lostmypassword
the same thing

hairygrape
hairygrape

@idontknow
She won't help me with 日本語 anymore.

@kizzmybutt
You should get out of your bakery and start a revolution.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@hairygrape
How come?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@likme
YOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLINGYOUFUCKINGTROLLING

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Poker_Star
Deleted me from steam because I didn't talk to her. Which in my defence couldn't because she's stuck up a majority of the time.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Gigastrength
You gave me the impression she was actively refusing to aid you.

Techpill
Techpill

Bed? anime?
Bed? anime?
hmmmmmmmmm

Methshot
Methshot

@Deadlyinx
She made it seem like I was bothering her too much with it so I try not to ask her as much.

@Techpill
Bedime

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Techpill
ANIME IN BED

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Methshot
Well, no, she deletes anyone who has not talked to her in a given amount of time, maybe it was a week or so.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

-,
+;

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Methnerd
kek
but my headphones dont go all the way

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

ok I don't usually do shit like this but I need outside input
pick one

1. Continue living with your grandparents and being miserable and make shit money

2. Move to a state halfway across the country with a girl you're not fond of and risk being a huge financial burden on your grandparents if you cant find a job before your savings dry up

what do

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Carnalpleasure
;_;

Skullbone
Skullbone

@TreeEater
she is not as bad as squash though

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@TreeEater
Horrendous. Oh well. Google has seemed to help me out a lot more often.

@Sharpcharm
The grandparents had a good run, move somewhere else and find a girl you're fond of.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Skullbone
Why? What does he do?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Methshot
guess so...
/bed

Evilember
Evilember

@Burnblaze
Terrific. You no longer need me.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Emberfire
Peaceful dreams, Chiize.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Emberburn
deletes literally everyone because idk

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Evilember
Well, I usually like asking you but if it bothers you then sure.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Flameblow
Mood swings.

@SniperGod
I was kidding.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@TalkBomber
asdfsad I hate you x千

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Burnblaze
I'm probably gonna end up going. Thanks for the input.

WebTool
WebTool

@Sharpcharm
why not the 3rd option where you get a better job and move out and then find someone you're happy with

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

ALLAHU ACKBAR!

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@WebTool
There is no third option because I have no degree and no car, I can't find a better job. There is nothing. I've been looking for a long time

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@SniperWish
Get in line.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@LuckyDusty
VIP access gets me to the front.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@BlogWobbles
yet you have enough money to make a move?
sounds bizarre

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@StonedTime
the girl i'm going with would be facilitating the move.
I have about $1,300 to my name

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@RumChicken
You get to hate first, yes.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@VisualMaster
But why hate when the line to love is empty.

TechHater
TechHater

@CouchChiller
sounds like a pretty situation then
i'd try to get a job secured there before the move though if you can

eGremlin
eGremlin

http://store.steampowered.com/app/359050/

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@DeathDog
That one has its patrons, though they are less, and the sentiment runs one way.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

ugh

why arent they as good as me... -_-

i even got Grade S for all that junk down the drain...

FastChef
FastChef

I pledge allegiance to the meme

JunkTop
JunkTop

@BinaryMan
I think anyone else in that line should fuck off.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@AwesomeTucker
i couldnt carry that one
just didnt have any follow up from the randoms

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@JunkTop
Nothing to fret over.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@PurpleCharger
you almost had top while we were holding mid
except you left top lane....

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@BunnyJinx
I had both towers, no reason to stay up there anymore

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@GoogleCat
you didn't have their base.

if you pushed in to their base, they would have to fall back while you take their nexus while we chase so they dont port back

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@StrangeWizard
that wouldn't have happened, bot lane was useless the whole game
I already tried it twice and all that happened was I got 3 man ganked

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@StrangeWizard
keep going top, while they were wasting 3 on you we took 2 mid and drag

they can take barons and drags... but that wont bring back towers you wreck in their base

they would have to choose between fighting us 4, or you top.

we couldve won

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@New_Cliche
nah
wouldn't have worked either way, only had to devote the resource to stop my push under tower and they could have 2v4'd the rest of you (and did)
was just a lost game unless kog and ian played better

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Ignoramus
Grrr... kog...

whereismyname
whereismyname

Who fucking knew that trying to get your own place sorted would take lots of money and time.

Have some lewd.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@eGremlin
Fuck, I remember the Kanye cover trailer too from that!

Illusionz
Illusionz

@whereismyname
I knew!

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Illusionz
You should've warned me!
I had no fucking clue!

£160 for a electric oven, £50 to get the fucking thing installed! WHAT BULLSHIT!

I've been living on cold spaghetti, macaroni, bread and beans!

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Spazyfool
install your own shit

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Supergrass
Would love to, if I knew how. ;-;

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

cold spaghetti

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Spazyfool
I thought I had.
Just wait until you have to pay all your monthly bills.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Dreamworx
that's what the internet is for bud
basically how my house isn't falling apart

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Stark_Naked
Oh good lord.
Water, gas, electricity... I fucking hope I get this retail job in town.

Night job, working delivery in toystore, more money in it!

@Need_TLC
But internet is expensive, pretty much bumming it from wherever I can. Oh well, the electrician has been paid now, I guess I'll learn how for the next time I have to move.

@Fried_Sushi
Oh it gets so much worse.

Took so much shit for granted
Got all this tinned food
Forgot the fucking tin-opener
Bought a teapot and forgot the kettle
Forgot to download ALL THE PORN
Been sustaining myself with Fallout New Vegas and silly spaghetti shit.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Raving_Cute
Make a fucking fire in your yard.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Awoo

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Nude_Bikergirl
Fucking genius. I can live like a hobo regardless of housing!

I'll try and swipe an oildrum and fuel

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

You people who can't live off the land make me sick.
lrn2 outback.

Booteefool
Booteefool

implying I'm not drowning right now

#netherlands

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

KNEES WEAK MOM'S SPAGHETTI

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

THERES MEMES ON HIS TENDIES ALREADY

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

MOM'S SPAGHETTI

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

CALM AND READY

MPmaster
MPmaster

MOM'S SPAGHETTI

6s

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Garbage Can Lid
like- holy shit, go into your yard make a fire/makeshift stove cook your stake and take it back inside.

Spamalot
Spamalot

steak* even.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@King_Martha
Not sure if I'm allowed to, but that's for the info.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Soft_member
illegal to have a bbq

farquit
farquit

@Evil_kitten
UK
He's coming very close to thoughtcrimes, thinking about BBQing.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Evil_kitten
Many parts of the UK are smoke control areas where you can’t emit smoke from a chimney unless you’re burning an authorised fuel or using exempt appliances, eg burners or stoves

You can be fined up to £1,000 if you break the rules.

tl;dr, yes, it is illegal.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Evil_kitten
The queen frowns upon BBQs because it is a heritage of niggers.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

https://www.gov.uk/smoke-control-area-rules

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Authorized fuels

5mileys
5mileys

SCANNER LETS OPEN OUR OWN BBQ RESTERAUNT

cum2soon
cum2soon

@farquit
@viagrandad
but muh human rights to create fire to cook muh food and keep me warm.

Also I think if you know what you are doing you wouldn't be attracting officers looking to make you pay for trying to sustain yourself.

@happy_sad
I dunno, enjoy your cold spaghetti and beans.

takes2long
takes2long

@5mileys
Fuck that, £1000 fine? Permissions and taxes?
Installations of bbqs and purchasing specific fuels?

Let's just deal drugs instead.

w8t4u
w8t4u

HEY YOU DONT GET TO CALL THE QUEEN A SHIT YOU FUCKING DIRTY CUNT WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? WHAT RIGHT HAVE YOU TO JUDGE OUR SOVERIGN? OUR DREAD QUEEN BELOVED BY ALL AND BENEVOLENT DOES RIGHT IN NOT ALLOWING THE BURNING OF SICK AND TWISTED FUELS AND OPEN AIR BBQS. WHAT ARE WE, AUSTRALIAN? I MEAN YOU HAVE TO BE A CONVICT TO WANT TO HAVE FOOD AND BURGERS OUTSIDE ON AN OPEN FIRE. IT IS A HEALTH HAZARD. I MEAN SURE IF YOU LIVE IN THE OUTBACK ITS FINE BUT WHEN YOU COULD COMMIT A SMALL GENOCIDE WITH A STREET FIRE THEN THE BENEVOLENT ONE DOES RIGHT IN ENSURING OUR SAFETY.

askme
askme

Like- you're burning sticks and meat, not a bonfire.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@takes2long
Yes

massdebater
massdebater

@askme
burning

You can pick up a hot piece of (char)coal and throw it at people. That's a weapon.

BBQs should be outright banned.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@cum2soon
human rights
britfags
human

Pick one.

me knowing what the fuck I'm doing most of the time.

Yeah, and this is why I'm gonna wind up as bean boy 2.0

Inmate
Inmate

@askme
Does Australia have to pay for t.v. licenses too?

idontknow
idontknow

@iluvmen
YOU SHOULD HAVE BASIC HUMAN RIGHTS TO ADEQUATE FOOD. DON'T BE A LAZY SHIT AND GO YOUTUBE HOW TO CREATE COOKING FIRES.

likme
likme

MAKE A FUCKING SMOKELESS-CAMPFIRE OR USE PETROL IF YOU ARE SO SCARED. I ASSURE YOU THE LATTER WILL MAKE YOUR MEAT TASTE LIKE SHIT.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Inmate
people have to pay a license on tv over there?!

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Television_licence
lmfao

hairygrape
hairygrape

tv licesne

how else is the BBC to be funded and still be impartial of corporations/governments?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Europoors having TV licenses

HA

Playboyize
Playboyize

4 Countries that never had a television or broadcasting licence
4.2 North America
4.2.1 Canada
4.2.2 United States

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

God bless capitalism.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

They recently came here asking if I had a license. Just closed the door in his face l0l

Techpill
Techpill

Vietnam

Today, almost all television channels in Vietnam carry advertisements, although these networks are state-owned and the media is heavily censored. Now-defunct television and radio stations that operated in the former North and South had almost no commercials, and were also government funded and run

God bless communism!

Methshot
Methshot

Advertisements are pretty cool.

Methnerd
Methnerd

not like americans are not cucked by enough advertisements to rival several license fees though

TreeEater
TreeEater

Netherlands
No TV licenses
Government regulated max commercials time

B E S T
E
S
T

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Luka?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

to be real though
watching TV
who does that anyway?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Carnalpleasure
b e d :)

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Sharpcharm
Every morning for the local news/weather forecast, all else is read in the newspaper and on the internet.

Emberburn
Emberburn

I think it's been about... 4-5 months since I've watched something on tv.

Emberfire
Emberfire

That picture always confused me
Why is the filter being smoked?...

Evilember
Evilember

@Snarelure
nope
u arent

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Emberfire
Don't you smoke filters? Casual.

Flameblow
Flameblow

god bless
communism

You filthy degenerate.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Sharpcharm
This.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

hungover
go have smoke
have shower
come back
hurr durr murrica
hur durr capitalism

Fuck that degenerate state of being. No bully.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Evilember
I'm not?
I mean you should! I plan to too, if that helps.

RavySnake
RavySnake

hurr durr killing myself and doing no good for my personal health
hurr durr fuck this country
hurr duur fuck money

Scoots you should try the pear juice hangover thingy and tell me if it actually works.
That and a prairie oyster

WebTool
WebTool

@RavySnake
thinking there is such a thing as a hangover cure.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Flameblow
State-sanctioned priests not recognized by the international religious body posing for public as religious, of course.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Skullbone
I know right.

@Burnblaze
Post Izuna
I have a feeling this is not Darwin tho

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@WebTool
Suffering is it's own painkiller.
Eat spicy food.

@TalkBomber
Scoots, now you're just asking for me to get all cult ramblings on you.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@BlogWobbles
Darwin went to bed a while ago.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@SniperWish

brb

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@RumChicken
So it's Kon yeah?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@WebTool
I never said it to be a cure
I just want to know if it has an effect. I have heard that there is proof that pear juice actually helps but I can't test it out for myself and you seem to be the one to ask.

@BlogWobbles
I am Bebop

@CouchChiller
Sleep

TechHater
TechHater

@VisualMaster
It's beepboop.

I never really know it's him.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Kurwa

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

/cries a thousand tears

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@DeathDog
@TechHater
I should know that Darwin uses a way more academic vocabulary
Kon sometimes does too tho

FastChef
FastChef

Huge tune from High Contrast back in the time when he wasn't sucking dicks.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Goodnight

@AwesomeTucker
Thanks for telling me that I'm a basic bitch, I'll keep that in mind

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

This is lovely.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@ZeroReborn
not giving into degeneracy
not in the 'YES BULLY' camp

LAW OF ENTROPY, MY DELICIOUS DJ!
EVERYTHING DISSOLVES INTO THEIR BASE ELEMENTS!

GIVE INTO GRAVITY, SINK DEEP INTO THE TRENCH! BREATHE IN THE MURK! JOIN US! JOIN US! JOIN US! YOUR PROSTATE WILL NEVER BE LONELY EVER AGAIN!

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

FUCK ME UP FAM.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@GoogleCat
Fuck yourself up and go eat more food

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@BunnyJinx
NEVER!

NO BULLY FOREVER!

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I am never accepting extra hours ever again holy shit I feel like Hell.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@StrangeWizard
I am having meal later, might grab something to nom though now.

Watching vietnam movies.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Fuzzy_Logic
How else am I going to rebuild you if I can't break you down?

@New_Cliche
NEW POSTER?!

whereismyname
whereismyname

FUTES

Nojokur
Nojokur

*pet*

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Stupidasole
probably not

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Stupidasole
Sorry, no.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@whereismyname
Yay

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@New_Cliche
someones shift needs cpovering tomorrow
they call my fam
fam say "yeah he will do it" before asking me
hours: 10am until 2pm
already got another shift at 3pm until 8pm
was looking forward to a lie in.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Supergrass
wut sup

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Stupidasole
no

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

PLEASE BE GENTLE
i'm on phone

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Ikt will you be my Vietnamese cunny bunny?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Spazyfool
Oh well, can still pester you the same.

@Spazyfool
Yeah, bad memory, how do people actually come to this place anew these days?

@Nojokur
*kneads*

@Dreamworx
But Scoots, imagine the money, imagine what wonderful future lie-in you'll have afterwards?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Nojokur
mmmmmmnnh

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Fried_Sushi
doing fine, found even more jungle shit. I may got a huuuuuuuuge fucking folder of Wax doctor and Alex Reece tracks. About 2.78 GB, lel.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Dreamworx
I just got done working 10 days in a row. I feel like shit. I'm shattered.

And an idiot.

Booteefool
Booteefool

supp homos

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

DID I EVER TELL YOU HOW DAD CAPTURED ME AND THEN I FLOATED AWAY WITH A FLYING GINGER AND THEN I DISAPPEARED BUT THEN IN THE DELETED SCENES DVD I PILOTED A METAL GEAR MUCH LIKE THIS ONE BUT WITH A FLAMETHROWER FOR A COCK AND THEN DAD WAS NOT DAD BUT INSTEAD A CLONE AND THEN THAT CLONE LEFT BE A GUN WITH ONE BULLET EVEN THOUGH I WAS A KID AND THEN MY GINGER BUDDY SAVED ME AND WE BOTH FLOATED AWAY , BRROOOOTHERRR?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Actually, this thread has inspired me to get cake.

Which cake should I get?

@Stark_Naked
Fair does, at least I entertained each other for 30 minutes.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

on phone

You fucking wot m8.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Garbage Can Lid
whoa where'd you find a stash like that

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Nude_Bikergirl
DISTRESSING!

@Crazy_Nice
I have the next 11 days to spend at work. Fuck me up fam.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Sir_Gallonhead
i just woke up and i'm still in bed

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Nude_Bikergirl
How's Scanner today?

@MPmaster
The world hates us, fam.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Boy_vs_Girl
From a friend and some plugins for FL Studio to make some nice chill pads.

girlDog
girlDog

@Spamalot
Why even live.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Booteefool
So pent up and excited I could just... HATE LEWD SOMEONE!

@MPmaster
Such is life.
What will you do with the extra money?

@Spamalot
Feels good to have internet for a day, I may have to save a lot of porn for when I get back.

My new place is coming together though. It's gonna take months till it reflects my disgustingly lewdful and erratic image

farquit
farquit

@girlDog
Fat stacks, fat booties and fatty foods.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Good morning and afternoon.
I made myself some whole wheat pancakes.
God bless Aunt Jemima.

A hearty breakfast to prepare me for another day of being unproductive garbage.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Evil_kitten
ookay, well don't.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Spamalot
@girlDog
i dun hate you <3
@Soft_member
oh i see. so do you exchange walls of links with your friends like you do in thread?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Ikt pls response

5mileys
5mileys

@Evil_kitten
New place? Dang, sounds good.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@haveahappyday
Kek no.

He is making a rar file and sending it to me.

takes2long
takes2long

No.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Booteefool
The usual

askme
askme

http://www.pokemon.com/us/pokemon-tcg/play-online/download/

daily reminder to download this, make an account, add erinsteph, and battle me at pokemon cards

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Evil_kitten
buy beer :3

massdebater
massdebater

@farquit
phat

iluvmen
iluvmen

@massdebater
Yes, those too.

Inmate
Inmate

@cum2soon
ooh that's nice
@takes2long
<3

idontknow
idontknow

@w8t4u
don't be gross

likme
likme

@happy_sad
I'll try and behave.

@5mileys
Yeah, I got a 3 quarter bed; a few chairs and a table. Toaster, kettle, gas and electricity... just need carpets, my oven fitted and internet and I'll be ready to go.

You should visit one day, I'll totes won't kidnap you or do buttstuff or something.

@Bidwell
Make it a beer that makes you sleepy.
Best lie in.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Inmate
If you want I can give to you a .rar file of 3/4 tracks from Tom & Jerry.

hairygrape
hairygrape

futa ?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@viagrandad
that's great user

Playboyize
Playboyize

@hairygrape
Yeah, that's me.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Playboyize
ohhh, you need to visit me more and remind me about your thread ;_;

Techpill
Techpill

@kizzmybutt
from tom and jerry... like you mean jungle edits of tom and jerry songs?
@Gigastrength
;]

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Gigastrength
back off!

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Deadlyinx
What do you mean, Manaka? Like sending to you a message through steam about these threads or something?

@Techpill
No no.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@likme
Good on ye.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Methnerd
There's no need to be tsundere

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Snarelure
How be you, by the way?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Sharpcharm
so the original tom and jerry tracks

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Emberburn
CHECK THAT TUNE YOU FUCKER

Evilember
Evilember

@askme
Tempted... very tempted...

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Sharpcharm
post, steam, text, call, knock my room door, tap my shoulder, whichever easier!

@Skullbone
s..sorry but,
suddenly posting something like that to me is not very gentle of you!

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Firespawn
Slap him!

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Emberfire
fiiine i haven't even gotten my headphones out yet gimme a minute

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Flameblow
@Firespawn
YES!
ACROSS THE FACE SO HE CAN ALWAYS REMEMBER YOU!

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Firespawn
Oh so a littler more gently next time?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Firespawn
[tugs at your pant leg]

WebTool
WebTool

@Burnblaze
Showered and comfy.
donno what to do now

@Carnalpleasure
d-o-n-t

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Firespawn
Kek'd irl. Good one. Will do, promise!

@SniperGod
I KNEW IT. YOU HAVEN'T EVEN LISTENED TO ANY SONG THAT I LINKED ;_;

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@WebTool
fap

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@TurtleCat
Don't worry, I've been listening.
And it's a nice change of pace of the Chopin I was listening to.
:)

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Evilember
plsplspls do it plspls
is rly fun

StonedTime
StonedTime

@TurtleCat
i just woke up and i'm on my phone! give me a break -.-

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Flameblow
nawww, that's a bit too much!

@SniperWish
i dont want him go to work with red hand mark on his cheek!

@TalkBomber
next time..well.. no sudden move, that is something i need to prepare before!

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@WebTool
What soto said.
Or sleep.
Or eat, listen to your primal urges, they usually give you shit to do.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@TurtleCat
ahahah, do we have thread up?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@LuckyDusty
Kek, that's great.

@StonedTime
FINE KURWA, FINE.

TechHater
TechHater

@DeathDog
We had. Now it's down, I even asked for a new thread but the only reply I got was "maybe", lel.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@BlogWobbles
No.

@VisualMaster
I don't have primal urges.
probs just gonna chew gum and listen music.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@CouchChiller
Sudden moves best moves though.

Whatchu upto?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@DeathDog
[tugs on both pant legs]
@ZeroReborn
okay i'm listening. so are they edits or just..? i dunno. it's v nice anyway.

FastChef
FastChef

@CouchChiller
Do it, so my coworkers can asked me about it and I'll tell them about my cute wife Manaka and how she likes to slap me

JunkTop
JunkTop

@TechHater
mmmmmmmaybe i'll OP if i feel like it :3

@BinaryMan
not when it comes to kissing!

@AwesomeTucker
yesss, can i help you?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@AwesomeTucker
They are not, lol.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@FastChef
That's adorable.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@JunkTop
m-may i......... SIT ON YOUR LAP??

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@PurpleCharger
so they are completely unrelated to tom and jerry

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@JunkTop
Sure, just link me to the thread when you will make it.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@eGremlin
That'll do.
Should try and do something on top of li- oh wait, you're already posting in Leeky Forums.

Yeah, you're sorted.

@JunkTop
I was thinking on the lines of attacking, ravaging and stuff... but kisses can be sudden too!

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@GoogleCat
They even named their label like that.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

pooter pls

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

What kind of music do you fuckers normally listen to when shitfaced?

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Stupidasole
scooter

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Stupidasole
Blues and jazz music.
Occasional rock stuff.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Stupidasole
I wouldn't know because I've never been shitfaced!

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Fuzzy_Logic
Also lurking others.
What a life.

@Stupidasole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F2e9fmYL7Y

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Stupidasole
Taylor swift to iron maiden to ke$ha to skrillex to kreayshawn.

any and all

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

did somebody say something about cake, and rimjobs

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@BunnyJinx
you can have my chair!

@StrangeWizard
later if nobody makes one ^^
do you play games?

@Fuzzy_Logic
the worst part of sudden moves is there's no way to politely refuse it ;_;

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

DANIEL RADCLIFFE'S DELICIOUS ARSEHOLE.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Stupidasole
Breakcore. :^)

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Fuck you Manaka

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@New_Cliche
how would i know!? i'll check out the other links when i get on computer
@Stupidasole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHUc6zy73W0
@Fried_Sushi
but manaaaaaaa i don't want that... i want to lie on you ,_,

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Stark_Naked
NO YELLING

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Why is it always so gay in here?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Spazyfool
It is the best life!
The internet is such a beautiful place.

@Dreamworx
I didn't see any mention of rimjobs, but I am most interested!

@Fried_Sushi
That's when sudden acts of violence comes in handy! <3

Here is an example of how suprise kissing should play out...

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Dreamworx
picture makes me think of the film four lions

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Raving_Cute
what do you waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Fried_Sushi
Oh okies. Also, naw, I'm not playing any games due to my craptop that is lagging like hell plus keyboard is broken. So, I'm only occasionally make music, lurk threads, listen to music (a lot) and yeah, that's it. Such a boredom, I know.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Booteefool
NEXT POSTER IS GETTING SUPRISED KISSU'D BY YOURS TRULY!

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Garbage Can Lid
[cuddle you] ^///^ dunno but it's great

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Lord_Tryzalot
dat ass

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Booteefool
internet best activity, its nostalgic even

Soft_member
Soft_member

Dodged.

girlDog
girlDog

God the sermon was so great today

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I DENY YOU

farquit
farquit

tfw you get high on an alcohol and then inject a scooter poem

viagrandad
viagrandad

@MPmaster
*suprise kissu*

HA HA!

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Nude_Bikergirl
YOU NEED TO CHECK THEM.

Or at least get in plug.dj with me.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Lunatick
too late.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@King_Martha
The white one was much better looking

@MPmaster
I-It is ?!?

5mileys
5mileys

@viagrandad
////////< W-WHOA what was that about!??..... do it again ._.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Nude_Bikergirl
oh sci.. i'm sorry but..

@Booteefool
it wont work!

@King_Martha
no touching!

takes2long
takes2long

@farquit
I still have the 'scoot shakes' and a slight physical dependence.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@girlDog
so good you took the lords name in vain to describe it

askme
askme

not linking me "Mind Mischief"

Toaki you fucked up
no but srsly good shit

Bidwell
Bidwell

@5mileys
Confirmed lewder.

massdebater
massdebater

@Sir_Gallonhead
ah.. time to start thinking about getting a new one?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Raving_Cute
one of the times i was at a con i ended up with my shirt and pants off, near the front of the stage in a large room filled with people, catching Marti Gras beads over my head for a competition of some sort involving mini-games, it was called Live Action Mario Part after dark, and the shirt off was a requirement for the event, but i just took my pants off because everyone else was doing it

for the rest of that panel i was known as boner guy to the gay as hell(literally) event host, even though i hadn't had a boner, then my friend tackled me in my boxers and i got rug burn when i won us one of the events

Inmate
Inmate

Do I get any cake?

idontknow
idontknow

Scoot shakes

likme
likme

@cum2soon
Kissing is allowed though, right?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@5mileys
But then it won't be a surpise. It would be just a plain kissu... which isn't as fun. ;w;

@cum2soon
Well, you're sorta right, I was hoping for a punch in the nose to prove my point, but now I got someone to lewd up in thread.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@massdebater
Yeah, hopefully I will get one in the near future. But I'm not really that caring about games or anything. I just need it to chat or communicate with my internet friends. That's all I actually need.

hairygrape
hairygrape

i have watched two films about the life and death of jesus in the last week.

and neither of them were the passion.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@haveahappyday
That's a 100 pound fine mister.

@askme
Had that one before, is all well.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@happy_sad
hory shet i totally forgot about plug dj it would be really cool to hang out with you there!
@SomethingNew
most definitely
@cum2soon
but you don't care about me!!??? T-T
@Bidwell
SHUSH
@Inmate
[gets you an extra big slice] dig in
@lostmypassword
hrmrmm

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

con stories go go go

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Gigastrength
what

Techpill
Techpill

@Deadlyinx
not the gay furry kind you probably think about first

Methshot
Methshot

@Playboyize
*suprise kissu's again*

Methnerd
Methnerd

@w8t4u
Well I'm not infallible. Lol

Though in all honesty I started crying a little into the sermon; I had to excuse myself just to regain my composure, and even after I came back I was still whimpering.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@hairygrape
i've been in jesus camp for the past week. and i'll be here for four more years.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Playboyize
Fuck yeah!

Did Soto get any?
I dont want to get Soto germs on me.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Playboyize
Yeah man, anytime. I can make a new site just for us if you want. Cause I mostly visit some other plug.dj's where are other people.

@Playboyize
HA HA

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Poker_Star
Is American Express alrgiht?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Methnerd
aw, that's sweet c:

@TreeEater
camping is cheating scrub

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Methnerd
How could you do that?
Everyone's supposed to be perfect

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Sharpcharm
Of course not, don't want the NSA on us.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Techpill
Oh.>>299154
There's a con for you.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@likme
only if we spend enough time so i feel comfortable!

@lostmypassword
.... have fun..

@kizzmybutt
mm even when you dont play games, if everyday you use computer, you'll feel empty without one!
so.. you use steam mostly just for talking?

@Playboyize
it's just.. we havent spent enough time together!

Evilember
Evilember

@Burnblaze
Fine, i'll have to get the cheque book,

Firespawn
Firespawn

@hairygrape
i was in one of those

http://www.divxtotal.com/peliculas/torrent/33028/el-discipulo/

my brother was jesus.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Harmless_Venom

pasting for easy click

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Emberburn
Mugs can't even post right anymore

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Emberfire
I'll try.
I have a really, REALLY short attention span.

In fact, can you give me something to do?

SniperWish
SniperWish

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Snarelure
The power of God's word is something to truly behold.
Anyway, I won't go any further. I don't want to cause any issues with the "Jesus talk".

@Skullbone
No one is perfect. Well except for the obvious.

WebTool
WebTool

@SniperGod
I'm too upset.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Emberfire
Exactly! I use it only for talking and such.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@TalkBomber
get a glass of water and drink it all the way!

@TurtleCat
because everyone else is using it or you actually like how steam messenger is?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

kind of glad that story didn't happen to me

RumChicken
RumChicken

@SniperWish
SCIENCE, IN ACTION!

StonedTime
StonedTime

@RavySnake
How can we create an ideal world without perfection?
Its just holding humanity back.

@WebTool
Calm the fuck down.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Methshot
MMMMMHHH
@PackManBrainlure
i dunno i'll ask!
@likme
you didn't get any germs on the cake did you?
@Carnalpleasure
that would be awesome!
@Snarelure
xXx_kEk_xXx_n00b_xXx
@Emberfire
hmm well do i have you on steam..? /id/scientist_vApOrzfuok

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@BlogWobbles
Because most of my internet friendos are on steamu, yeah. I also use skype but pretty rarely.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Evilember
whatevs, not worth the hassle.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@CouchChiller
He better not have
...I don't know what I'll do if he defiled my cake

TechHater
TechHater

@CouchChiller
well.. yeah but.. i barely use it

@VisualMaster
the power of friends!

eGremlin
eGremlin

@CouchChiller
Ya? So I'm gonna make it right now naukowcu.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Firespawn
but the jesus character doesn't have your cutegay surname

@RavySnake
admirably humble ^^
do anything else fun today~?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@RumChicken
yep

FastChef
FastChef

@BlogWobbles
I'll do one better and make myself coffee.

Might try and complete Old World Blues while I'm at it. VIDEOGAMES! YES!

@CouchChiller
See? You didn't expect that, did you?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@BinaryMan
young jesus. i'm not sure if that scene made it into the final film tho. never watched it.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@StonedTime
No, I can't even vent about it because of massive fucking spoilers. Kojima cannot fucking write anything without resorting to "muh nanomachines." I don't know why I expected better. The yellow skinned subhumans truly have a warped way of storytelling. And the game is literally fucking unfinished.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@TechHater
Exactly, I just need to keep contacts with my friends! And when I'm bored I can make some crappy music.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@JunkTop
wait

ur serious? :O

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@FastChef
ehhh.. i thought you wanted.. fine.. go ahead

@CodeBuns
make some music?
you make music?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@GoogleCat
Wait, what do I want?
Now I'm totally confused.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@StonedTime
There is no ideal world that would suit every person, so that in itself is flawed.
Personally I'm happy that people are flawed, it makes things interesting.

@BinaryMan
No not really.
Just helped a neighbor set up his garage sale and then relaxed a bit.
I'm a fairly boring person. lol ^^

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@GoogleCat
Yup! I make some crappy shit that some of people listen to (maybe like 20 or even less). Dunno how they are finding my music enjoyable but oh well.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@StrangeWizard
to do exactly as i say!

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@TechHater
that is okay. why not still add me ;]
@eGremlin
i'm still on my phone. is it possible to plugu on phone?
@FastChef
caught me totally off guard x3
@ZeroReborn
hold tight, cato
waiting on soto's response

whereismyname
whereismyname

Smiles do you actually smile often irl?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@PurpleCharger
Then maybe you should take your anger out on him instead, fuck. Fly over there and plant a bomb in his house, that will show the world how you really feel.

@Fuzzy_Logic
We should all become one? How can anyone be truly happy if we do not all agree? Everyone that is different deserves to just disappear.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@askme
jeeze erin

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Stupidasole
Yeah, but you won't hear anything.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@BunnyJinx
yes.

also accept my pokemon request.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Ignoramus
Yes sir. I am but a loyal peon.
*drinks all the water*

@Stupidasole
Is what I do~

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Stupidasole
alright.. hold on

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Fried_Sushi
you have to actually do it, scanna

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Stupidasole
That's because Soto is a giant puckered asshole.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Illusionz
virtual machine for everything?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

new thread @Need_TLC
new thread
new thread @Need_TLC
new thread
new thread @Need_TLC
new thread
new thread @Need_TLC
new thread
new thread @Need_TLC
new thread
new thread @Need_TLC
new thread

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Fuzzy_Logic
sounds nice at least c:

@Illusionz
@Supergrass
neat :o
okioki hold on imma grab tea and take my meds then we play pokemon

i think i play neru first cause i made him download it like 2 days ago and we never played it yet, then loco, imma rekt you too

Booteefool
Booteefool

Iii-Can't-get-no Sat-is-fac-tio

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Crazy_Nice
later. just making sure you don't think i'm a spambot.

/out

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Raving_Cute
I actually did, along with my coffee.
Now I don't ever have to drink forever.

... or at least, for a few hours.

Have a slime girl.

farquit
farquit

@DeathDog
True that, brb grabbing my AK

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Need_TLC
@Need_TLC
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