♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
Skyrim belongs to the Nords Edition
♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
Skyrim belongs to the Nords Edition
you go slicing people and slow mo pew pew action
while doing wet work to kill bad guy gang people that are really skilled
and traveling the world doing kewl action stuffs
Oooooh thats why it is called wet. Heh I hadnt put 2 and 2 together there kek
Eliza Dushku is a great actor in it! ^ ^
she really makes the game come together.
i recognize her she pretty
she a kawaii agent of righteousnesS?
Nah shes just a dark and gritty killer delivery person, not evil tho
Just imagine it as though Tarantino's Kill Bill was a game! ^ ^
And you get to be the bride?
Manspreading has been added to the dictionary.
I do like Kill Bill. Was a good movie. Lucy lu was pretty. Kick as bushido blades!
Mikasa likes to slice.
I loooooooooooooove samurai swords. :3 they so cool.
they r kewl
i wonder what i should do today...
Get noms, watch things, play things, post things?
Is it nice outside, Luka? Find a nice patch of grass under a tree and get lost in a book.
Also, I haven't DL'd it yet. I HOPE I can this weekend. I've just been swamped. :(
a mc griddle sounds nice to me
maybe animes when i get home?
then a some ocean survival too ^ ^; ?
you haven't downloaded it on to you desktop already? </3
its all concrete around here... no grassy feilds
since this town is marshlands..
I'm the girl holding the book!
Whaaat? No parks or anything?
And no, I rarely use that desktop. I'll have to unpack it. I'm sorry - I've been so busy with work. I'm doing a bunch of people's jobs 'cause so many people left or were fired this month.
Eat the McGriddle on a bench.
And that all sounds good to meeeeee!
oh, my book came today, speaking of books. You know... the one which everyone keeps reminding me is going to be SHIT.
I need more annie now.
hotwheels been breaking his back all night.
like every issue is resolved.
Wasn't his back already broken.
he did 10/10 admining while i was in bed.
He still ain't moot.
what the fuck
i'm getting a 500 error on fucking vine
the internet is in a state of collapse o.o
he is 10x the moot moot ever was
If you actually believe this you are as crazy as I am.
morning hunni ^^ <3
lol, my flatmate got prescribed antidepressants, and today i went to pick up both of our prescriptions
first, in the pharmacy, they were battling a wasp, two of them going mad swinging around magazines, i just stood back and laughed
then, they didn't have 6 of my pills, so i got 22 and an I.O.U to take back tomorrow and get the rest, "lol here i owe you six pills m8 come back tomorrow"
we think they've been popping them for fun
then, my flatmate read all the sexual side effects in the leaflet with his pills, and threw them across the room and is refusing to take them, so we read the leaflet for my pills, and found shit like "coma" in the side effects
today has been a funny day to have a mental illness, lol
And lol, hell to pay if yo sex addict roomie has to curb his enthusiasms.
Sounds, eventful to say the least.
yeah, heh, we both got SSRIs, but he got citalopram and i got sertraline, and reading the side effects, mine sounded way more dangerous
it's been a funny day so far ^^
i cannot help him with hardware issues :/
how are youu? ^^
but you can tell him the right way to do things?
If youdon't laugh, you cry.
Definitley a surreal one fo sure.
i work with interpreted languages, i know nothing about hardware issues :o
I'm here to enlighten and enhance your afternoons motherfuckers
Let's begin with a simple exchange of pleasantries and hand shaking
Fever again. :/
s'just life though, i got no qualms
you don't know how your language interacts with hardware yet? ._.
aw no :c
*cold wet cloth on your head*
are you getting enough fluids and stuff?
WHY is vine down
i wanna watch this video of a camera man on a segway taking out usain bolt during a race
maybe someday... u_u
lol found it on youtube
Usain no afraid.
Deploying usain pics from usain folder
he had a sore leg afterwards by the looks
think of the insurance money and injury to usain bolts legs is worth
I'm not sure what language or custom you are using.
Oh my god. I slept 'till 11 and now I wasted my morning.
I dunno, probably not.
I'm too lethargic to get a glass of water right now.
how drunk were you last night?
Not like, SUPER drunk.
shouldn't an alcohol on medication hunni :3c
signs that you're an alcohol:
A) you drink alone
B) you drink for the sole purpose of getting drunk
C) you pre-game
Alcohol IS a medication.
It's technically a poison.
You are technically a poster. Checkmate.
it is a neurotoxin and a hepatotoxin
ant to a lesser extent, a cardiotoxin, a dermotoxin, a hemotoxin, fuck, it's toxic to all the things
Atleast I get to enjoy my suicide.
We're going for maximum obnoxiousity with our public displays of affection.
how's the job hunt going m8?
And so the rest of us, right?
Pretty much. I reckon.
You're alright when you're not saying no bully every 3rd post.
*puts through school*
*encourages to use pot in moderation and to avoid alcohol and other drugs*
thnx frr th bt m8
I was meaning to say something.
This weekend I will see my imouto for the first time in over a year.
I'm not going to hug her or tell her she is precious to me, kawaii, or that I love her.
I'll probably just ignore her until she goes away.
-finds the time to romance wife and give multiple satisfying orgasms in a row-
I can't really remember what it is
wait whatcha gettin
I'm hungry and wanna be jelly
why so mean to imouto? o.o
*is satisfied by tasty nick cock*
He's getting a five course meal with a caviar entrée and lobster main.
brought my shoes inside right before it rained
Glad I could be helpful.
You leave your shoes outside?
They'd probably get stolen here.
They're a bunch of shoes I'm restoring/cleaning, I had to put them outside to dry after they soaked in water/vinegar
I also put them in the backyard so
Ahhh, fair enough.
I thought it might be some weird cultural tradition thing.
I don't think I'm mean to her.
-ejaculates inside delicious confectionery Erin-
I shall bully you every time you say no bully.
You shall learn.
Erin's not a cake, man.
You won't stop me. The no bully time is now.
Then I shall enjoy bullying you.
implying I will pay attention.
Nah I'm not weird.
No, but she is a cutie pie.
i am squand
can't git me wet
bee are bee dog need wee
also maybe i git breakfast
-dumps you in liquid-
I'm positive. I'm the most normal person here that just so happens to spend a lot of time online and occasionally watches anime and does other nerd stuff.
I am no bully-kin.
jist can't git me wet
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Who is this "no" and why are we bullying them?
I'm the most normal person here that just so happens to spend a lot of time online and occasionally watches anime and does other nerd stuff.
Still waiting for them to make Bully 2.
school full time
owns a car (shitty one but still)
retirement account, about to open a second
has a part time job that pays decent
is not an alcohol
I'm just joking
I'm fairly normal compared to a lot of people here, but I know I'm not a true normalfag
AHHHHHHHHH HOW DOES IT GET WET, YEARS, DECADES OF RESEARCH RUINED BECAUSE MAN GOES CRAZY OVER HYDROPHOBIC SAND
How dreadfully dull.
it's not gonna be boring when I'm older and buy a supercar
Please don't feel the need to validate yourself.
Please don't bully.
Please be nice.
Oh don't worry I still think I'm a fat, autistic faggot with no friends
Shut it, you!
tfw Scoots went soft
hahahaha look at me I'm better than you all
but really I have such low self esteem
why don't people like me btw
I don't even care enough to get mad. You're such shit.
hush, new scoot is best scoot
implying scoots wasn't always soft
Okay? Thanks for sharing.
blog blog blog blog blog blog blog
lol THANKS FOR SHARING
u mad??? lulzz!!1
Please. I love you all. No need for mean.
Its like literal teenage tier bullshit
Next poster is a cute
I dunno who you are but it's probably true anyways.
see when my steam was out every time i went under canada VPN the other day
did you show me a cap showing it was happening to you too, or did that happen in a dream i had? o.o
pretty sure it was a dream cause the "could not connect" box looked really different iirc
but i'm not entirely sure it wasn't real life and canada couldn't get on steam
I don't remember anything like that, sorry ^^;
Y-You were dreaming about me...?
seems that way, yes
I'm a virgin but I'm also a succubus and that's a sex monster.
I hope I wasn't doing anything embarrassing!
all i remember was not being able to get on steam cause i was being canada like what happened in real life, but you posted a cap showing it was happening to you to
I'm totes a sex monster.
weird, did you talk to dream wish so she would have known? or is dream wish a psychic posting screen caps, spyin on your house
that sounds like kind of a shitty dream
i have no idea, i'm starting to remember dreams less again
better than not having a lot of dreams you remember lately
And now I have crossed into negative feels. I will be back later.
Can I bully instead?
Mhmm, I do remember Steam not working for me yesterday though.
I don't think I would have brought it up in thread though since I was only talking to Greg.
hey dotter bully me
oh noooo, ive been bullied
oh well, i guess i dreamed about you sweetness <3
And you loved every second of it~
every singular second of it
Don't adopt animals from the shelter.
well i'm not going to feel pressured to adopt everything they will kill but, honestly i have no problem with good shelters, there is a difference
I'll stretch it out to 5 seconds next time.
and don't adopt a micro pig
cause you get scammed
and you get a regular piglet
and it grows into a big fuck off pig
lol ur gutted
I love the dog, but the shelter clearly lied about her background and she's quickly becoming a pain in the ass.
Adopt a baby great dane.
Tell everyone it's a yorkshire terrier and it won't get any bigger.
this is why you go young if you're gonna do shelter animals, kitten or puppy, or nothing
i might not be able to hold it in for that long
explain a little maybe?
I think that actually happened to someone too.
My CPN didn't just forget about me. He had flu.
Shoulda adopted a cat.
got my Wii back during moving
@Garbage Can Lid
It's a year old german shepard, beautiful dog, but I'm going to have to put it in a lot more work than I previously thought.
Pretty much the premise of it was that she was "house broken" and while she's not completely useless in that department she's nowhere close.
She doesn't really like her dog food either and begs super fucking hard, so I'm starting to think that she was an outside dog who got fed table scraps.
tl;dr i'm a whiny baby and I wanted a housebroken dog.
It's a Wii.
You're the real sucker here.
Did I know you prior to the last week or so you've been here?
Also she keeps trying to fucking eat the cats.
I have enough tho, no more.
You have enough cats?
I think the psych is 90$ sure I have ADHD after seeing my results to the questionnaire they sent me. And my CPN said he'd been thinking it was a possibility for a while.
So it's looking pretty certain I just have brain problems and was 2smrt for my own good.
If you say "There's no such thing as 'enough cats"
I swear, Wishy.
No way, the limit is definitely 2.
Oh, good, because I have 2.
i have ADD, same thing without the getting hyper when i can't concentrate, it was ADHD when i was younger, it's no big deal, just avoid particularly tedious jobs <3
also, the lowered dopamine activity that is hypothesized to cause it, also nicely explains depression
so that's some closure on that i guess ^^
I figure they're saying "ADHD" because people have heard of it better.
And yeah, um, everything is tedious for me. I'm 2smrt.
oh awesome c:
be happy kiddo
I figure they're saying "ADHD" because people have heard of it better.
probably not but that doesn't mean i still don't remember you from older threads, you've been here a while
I can never pay attention when I do my homework smh I must have 80HD
I can't stop eating fat foods. I must be anorexic.
i had a peanut butter and banana sandwich last night, the peanut butter had honey in it and that bitch was toasted, i can almost see it on my stomach
Can you chill out for like 5 minutes jesus dude
that doesn't look like a gif that says kill yourself, try again
Weren't you the one getting mad at people who were treating people poorly the other day?
hypocrites seem to find their way here a lot kek
I was getting mad at people telling depressed people that suicide is sometimes the answer. This is different because Nezi won't do it.
Never believe Loco.
yes do the awkward cha-cha dance for us
You don't know me
nezi pls dont ky jelly yourself, we should get ina group call again someday
You don't know what I got.
The only dance I can really do is that one where you sit low to the ground and kick.
I think it's Russian.
is it baileys?
From a shoe.
close enough sure, you could probably have conversations with a slav outside too, it would probably involves lots of drinking and squatting constantly for half an hour straight
oh except the whole speaking slavic thing
I'm more of a raspberry jam kinda guy anyway
like in my animemes
i like good jam, i have a neighbor that made his one blueberry jam
Only if it's vodka or whisky.
I don't like much else.
I love homemade foods
our neighbor in North Carolina made us green beans and they were insanely good, made store bought look like a joke
i had some ever clear one night, and we had a 2 liter of coke with it, the alcohol must have fucked with the carbonation because that stuff didn't taste like anything when you mixed it and it was scary easy to drink
gotta take your time on that stuff, my dad has a friend that jars his own pickles and he puts hot peppers and dill in there so its nice and strong with a little bit of a kick
my cooler percent is rising o.o
you just noticed? really
Am I missing something?
I feel like I'm missing something.
how you? c:
Good! Just watching Air Gear with my room mate, getting ready for the anime con tomorrow x3
you aren't missing anything i'm just being a spam posting jerk cause it's slow and i'm bored, what con you goin to?
oh awesome, what con?
im oki, just chilling with my flatmate ^^
Anime California! ^w^;
Awesome~ What are chu two up too?
nothing much, he eating i threading, maybe put something on tv soon ^^
How's his guitar stuffs coming along~?
good, he got into college, starting soon, practicing really hard, and he also bought a violin and has been practicing that too ^^
I'm trying to create reasons to be.
I always find it weird when yadda yadda bad at famous.
Ooh, I remember that!
Tell him I said props! I can't into Violin for craaap.
They're so hard.
What were you trying to say?
Not to much, chillin, watchin some Air Gear.
Gettin ready for anime con tomorrow.
That my nurse and psychiatrist are calling it "ADHD" because it's more well known than "ADD", which is it's little cousin.
I am so fucking original.
They're the same thing. More importantly, that's completely ridiculous.
It's looking like another day in doing not very much. The manga for Air Gear was so hype! How's the anime?
What? How is that ridiculous? I'm not hyperactive at all. People drop the H when that's the case.
ADD = Attention Deficit Disorder, a lack of ability to maintain attention.
ADHD = Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder, a lack of ability to maintain attention, resulting in boredom, causing hyperactivity.
Anime is pretty okay.
It ends literally the chapter before the Gravity Children get introduced.
It ends on the devils 50-50.
But it's pretty nice. Soundtrack is 2dope.
ADD = a calculation that sums two numbers
i added wrong
I guess flitting from one thing to another could be called hyperactive.
When compared to a rock.
i told him ^^
he said thanks man!
If you have one thing, doctors are not going to tell you you have another just because the former is more well known. That's grade a stupid.
I wanna hear him play someday~
I should actually pick my violin up again.
The condition is also known as attention deficit disorder (ADD), though this is considered an outdated term.
Before 1987 the condition was known as attention deficit disorder (ADD).
ADHD was formerly called ADD, or attention deficit disorder.
Yes I did just google that. And having Googled it I see there are subtypes of ADHD, one of which people call ADD. so.
But why would he say ADHD then I'm about as active as a dying cat there's no hyper in there at all what the fuck maaan.
Read the Wikipedia article.
I once had a laptop that a USB port and some other stuff in the back, behind the screen.
oh, i see :o
It was smooth, no fatigue at all so I went for an entire hour with feeling tired
For some reason I keep thinking Cooki is actually a cat ><
Lemme have it then
Please tell me more.
Premature endings kinda deter me from watching anime as much as I do manga.
Yeh, but it's nice if you've already read the manga.
Plus there's a few OVA's that have the virtual world fight against sleeping forest for the entrance into the tournament.
And the Ringo x Ikki fight.
So those are pretty dope to see animated.
Proof that you're a real human bean
Oh. Yeah, I guess this is a thing that sounds like me.
thats not unique to human
Well... I have an imagination too
how are you
i was upset when Zayn left One Direction
I'm great! What about yourself?
What do you mean?
And guinea pigs are cute
yo just messing around with that loop machine before work. got here early ^~^
hopefully you make it to the bathroom
I always do
and we're proud of you for it
You ain't no human.
Guinea pigs are super cute
I had dream yesterday, I poo in my pants in school
I had dream yesterday, I poo in my pants in school
I always felt like I wasn't human, I feel superior to them
I'm pretty good
-brush brush brush-
And then we find out it was a waking dream.
Because when you poo in your dream you poo for real.
well that's lovely thank you for sharing
Never mind, feeling superior is pretty human.
ow.. n-not so hard okay?
I checked when I woke up lol
It was two big poos
Are you human?
don't group link me
that comma splice
I had a dream yesterday.
Additionally, I poo my pants in school.
And how much did you find?
You seem like the kind that would poo themselves.
stop talking about poo and i'll stop rubbing you against gay furfags
I'll into grammar later
Of course I am.
"squash pls" interjects Baddog as he reminds Squash that he is the most likely poster to poo themselves
comma splice is remedied with a colon or semicolon.
I had dream yesterday; I poo in my pants in school
Squish wants me to keep going tho
Whose brush is that anyway ;-;
What makes you human?
I said later!
"squash pls" interjects Baddog as he reminds Squash that he is the most likely poster to poo themselves", Wish says in a voice so husky it could pull a dog sled.
-puts you on the hit list-
I am masturbating to this short story.
im going to find your address somehow
I never use a brush x.x
My hair is perfect
Imagination is the number one thing that makes us human
Lewd. Post wet hands
better make sure you hire a good killer, i'm behind 7 proxies and a screen
Nobody here knows where I live in AL save for 2 people.
I kill people on my own
Good evening ^^
thats 2 people too many
blood-chan pls you can kill me later and then we can have tea
Sure, we rule anyway
well, it's yours now!
I don't like tea unless there is blood in it
If I move I probably won't even say what state I'm in.
I'll just post with a proxy.
make sure its disgusting pigs blood or something, MGD wasn't even that interesting bard was just exceptionally vulnerable at the time
don't let all that paranoia get to you, might poo yourself from all the stress
MGD posts always with the same images so how could you confuse me with him :x
AH MAH GAWD
Cutest scene from any anime ever.
I want it to be your blood
Do posters dream of electric poo?
Because you write like her
I'm not sure how you "masturbate" but it definitely doesn't look like no Lion City.
From the best anime to boot. I used to watch that shit in French as a kid. That's how hardcore I was.
I don't stutter though!
Asians, you uneducated piggy.
Did you figure out what that number was about?
More of a shin-dig guy myself.
Yeah, so it turns out that the chapter I stopped listening to was coincidentally the very same number. Spoopy as f.
@Garbage Can Lid
Where did you find it?
Do you masturbate with rubber gloves for something?
Asian is the master race
MGD can turn off her stutter whenever she wants, you're not fooling anyone ._.
Because you don't do drugs and you're a virgin
She was talking to me ._.
Are you stupid?
MGD never stutters on skype so I guess that's true ^^
Um... I don't remember.
It was like, 10 numbers long...
What book has that many chapters?
oh i'm a virgin am i? i guess i could pretend if you're into that ;3
Damn, that is hardcore!
Shut up, lazy eye.
hands are made of squand
that sounds really uncomfortable for masturbating
I'm a free man, I'll do what I want.
It's not fair how you have her Skype... You make me want to beat you
It better not have lice
Because vaginas don't turn into Niagara falls when you stimulate them, dumb dumb.
Minus Japan that's clearly the creepiest shit hole on this planet, the rest are procreating like kiddy factories. Better learn Chinese before your overlords come to shove a mini springroll up your butt.
I have no idea what you mean, I'm just playing along, Squashie.
Yes, man of quads, yes it is. I remember how much of a cunt I was when grandpa didn't record episodes for me while I was at school. He was the sweetest man that ever lived.
imagine having squand in your vagina
Now running on 16GB of RAM.
maybe they think they are like leaky faucets cause they don't have one :^)
You tell him, Squash.
Imagine. All. The. People.
Maybe now you will remember what we did last summer, Nezi.
ALL OF THEM.
I mean, maybe some are like that?
It's not like I go and ask my friends about their vaginas for a living.
Oho oh ohoo hooo
Wish is a virgin
I think you're pure and innocent~
Aren't you part of the Azn master race
Don't group link me with that failure
They still leak ._.
not alien with 200+ year pure blooded Saiyan lifespan
apparently they aged weird
One grandma being Chinese/Indonesian does not make me Asian.
sounds like a messy possible truth i suppose
Don't group link me with at abortion survivor
Didn't he re-add you?
Anyways, how are you? ^^
Bitch, maybe you want ching chong to come and suckle on your mother's titty, but I am prepared. Only a fool stays complacent in these times. I have some anime pillows and gallow ropes to aid me in my struggle. What do you have? Twigs for arms.
yea real innocent in a place like this
Wow, Nez, wow. I thought you and I would last, but this ain't the way I wanted it to be.
He was far better: an engineer and the best. Ever.
It's not working
You have master race blood surging through your veins~
She hates me...
And I'm great, how many miles can you run without getting tired?
I said DON"T group link me with that abortion survivor
I'm not talking about internet sex you baka
I have to let the piggy know that he's about to become bacon on a short man's plate.
I mean, not enough to soak your hand but okay.
TIL not to Google vagina and niagara falls together.
Make a new thread with a wolf OP
neither am i you silly little princess :^)
wish i don't feel like that should be something you have to learn, per say
Even after I'm gone our American friendos will rule the world, meanwhile in china they still suck communist dick.
The world is pretty.
More like on my skin.
don't project your weird fetishes at him, make it a girl wolf
He already knows that.
No, you're my little princess. Your Jewfro is your crown.
Whatever you say, piggy.
I pretty sure MGD likes you~
I haven't been running much lately but like 6 effortlessly or something?
no one would say yes to you, baka
You have a stellar taste in pictures, I have to give you that, hun.
You are what you eat, and I eat halal.
Your hand and other men don't count, kay?
Still, you have master race in you, why do you hate yourself?
Girl wolves are ugly as hell though
MGD picks on me and leaves me here to rot ;-;
Whoa you don't throw up?
other men definitely count since i'm pretty gay :^)
see somehow i knew making it a girl would piss blood-chan off, even if it's an animal
How long do I have to wait?
No you're just being belligerent and slanderous, princess.
Choo, choo, take a seat on the socialist train and eat a delectable can labelled RED SOUP.
You a Mudslime? Piggy, don't be like that. Some jokes go over the line.
<3 is okay, i understand
People only tease people they like
The only time I ever threw up from exercise was when I had a super tough rowing training session :x
tHEY SERVE TEA AT COMMIE MEETINGS.
then why are you so ronery ;c
SLI here I come
I don't hate migrated asians and their descendants like myself.
But Chinese and Indonesians are commies and islamists, so absolute trash.
Nah, pork's just really unhealthy.
yea probably, i can only pretend to sympathize with vagina related things
Is there an umbrella term for these thin slices of Italian ham or whatever the fuck this is? Kind of looks like big bacon slices, but they come in these thin, plastic packages. I never realized this was so fucking delectable.
Now you listen to me, commie swine. We don't take this sort of tone here in socialist Swe- Ireland.
The hell it is. You show me the studies and I will tell you why they're inconclusive. Traditionally prepared, marinated pork is not unhealthy for you, Muslim piggy.
lolololol you link gud
Sue me, faggot.
is it called prosciutto?
ill rape you user