Judge, Jury, and Executioner.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Shut the fuck up scoots.

All urls found in this thread:
http://steamcommunity.com/id/scientist_vApOrzfuok
https://www.erowid.org/plants/mushrooms/mushrooms_info4.shtml
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2528814/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1929263/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFCCunCeFEI
https://youtu.be/bFRkw1sxBHs?t=5m46s
http://i.imgur.com/FJDq3yD.jpg
Evilember
Evilember

@Burnblaze
i didn't do anything!

Firespawn
Firespawn

no mean

SniperGod
SniperGod

Anyone know where Lenko is? I have some drugs he asked me for.

Also hello again.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.

@Skullbone
I try. Someone has to be a shining beacon in the cesspool of mean. I believe in you all. You are all trully nice people. Be ncie posters.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Gigastrength
How are you gonna keep in contact?

WebTool
WebTool

@Flameblow
nah but this is different i think. like it happens for twenty-thirty minutes and then it stops.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Flameblow
(Pleb)
Be my friend

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Firespawn
Prepare for bullying.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@TurtleCat
(Blood)
Be my friend

RumChicken
RumChicken

@SniperGod
He's probably working.

Were you the one who pussied out with the shrooms or did he just not want to come to your house

@Flameblow
Yeah I'm user
Yeah I'm gonna stop you there

StonedTime
StonedTime

Where there is love there is life.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

YOU CAN ALMOST TASTE THE MEAN!

@RavySnake
Fuck knows.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

add me on steam or i'll tell grim who you are http://steamcommunity.com/id/scientist_vApOrzfuok

DeathDog
DeathDog

@LuckyDusty
You had your chance!

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.

TechHater
TechHater

@RumChicken
The mushrooms weren't ready for cultivation in the time frame he asked for them. I have them bagged up and ready to go now.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@DeathDog
stop sucking and maybe i'll let you be my friend. maybe. btw how many days has it been since i said i would be a better runner than you?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@VisualMaster
Games 1

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@BinaryMan
playing games

FastChef
FastChef

@SniperWish

Happiness is being consistent? I would switch "think" with "want", but then it's just not as poetic.

@TurtleCat
Pleb

Get out of here, shoo.

@RumChicken

Man, you do not just deprive me of an interesting conversation because I'm anonymous. What kind of bastard are you?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@TechHater
If you don't mind me asking, what strain did you grow?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@FastChef
"Anonymous" does not deserve conversation with me.

Goodbye.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@FastChef
do it fag

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love.

@FastChef
Love thy posters.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@PurpleCharger
@PurpleCharger
@PurpleCharger
@PurpleCharger
@PurpleCharger
woaaahoooh calm your horses there nero

maybe you should get off the ones that are high and talk to the little people once in a while huh

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@eGremlin
You write too much

@FastChef
Should I write your whole name?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

you must not be mad at mans, cause mans is the waters, and if the waters is dirty it just wash itself

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@ZeroReborn

What would you say about selfishness being a core attribute for people rising to power? Watching Dawkins's documentary about nice guys finishing first, I find myself enamored by the idea of reciprocal altruism and the prospect of mutually beneficial selfishness.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Next poster gets sent to the boimilk factory.

Illusionz
Illusionz

bruce lee said that

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@New_Cliche
Wow, that sentence is so delightfully retarded, I feel ashamed that I didn't come up with it.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@StrangeWizard
no u.
@Ignoramus
you had your chance.
@JunkTop
want to know who that irish guy is?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@JunkTop
It's not my grow, but they're Goldcaps (Psilocybe Cubensis). They're the most common spore to be bought or found in these parts. Why the interest in illicit fungi?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

someone tell the cripple that my wes anderson screencaps are not going through

this is important.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Supergrass
I wanted to be more than friends but you fucked up

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Doesn't sound important.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Spazyfool
thx

Lunatick
Lunatick

@whereismyname
Okie dokie, time to get you the milking apparatus you'll be working with.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@PurpleCharger

What Loco wrote. Don't be an elitist bastard, you know it's fun to talk to people you don't know every once in a while.

@StrangeWizard

No thanks, man. I'm on a diet.

@BunnyJinx

Oh come on. -_-

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Need_TLC
no i didn't. i never make mistakes.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Need_TLC
blood-chan pls

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

it's more important than you are to me.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@CouchChiller
COME THE FUCK ON MAN

WHAT'S YOUR GAME PLAN

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

oh

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Lunatick
As long as it doesn't hurt...

@Garbage Can Lid
Still? Live a lil, eat a slice of cake

@Crazy_Nice
You fucked up after I told you to stop

@Booteefool
Yeah?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Fried_Sushi
I have a kit of mine minus the inoculation syringe.

Was wondering if there were different strains in the dryer areas.

I have some of the Amazonian strain since it's easier to grow

King_Martha
King_Martha

Who is that American director that raped a 12 year old in the 70s and hasn't came back to America to avoid prosecution since?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Lord_Tryzalot
Move in, clean floor, get bed, get carpets, get cooker, get washer, get microwave, get food, go to meeting for possible job, this that and the other.

Can't expect me to remember everything, right?

@Boy_vs_Girl
Only if it you want it to~

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Boy_vs_Girl
no no no this is just the obligatory rough patch in the relationship and after it will be stronger than ever. it's inevitable.

girlDog
girlDog

Allah orders justice, kindness and good conduct. He forbids injustice, immorality and oppression

@New_Cliche
U mad?

@Ignoramus
Selfishness is an evil humanity would be best to relinquish, if it were possible. But I believe it is a naturally occuring trait left over from evolution.

@Garbage Can Lid
It isn't difficult.

farquit
farquit

@Spamalot
Just suck dick for money. You already have years of experience.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@King_Martha
roman polanski

happy_sad
happy_sad

@girlDog
no cause i just go bath to be clean

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@MPmaster
I see. There's a difference in strains between the southwest, midwest and east coasts, and a very definitive difference between the strains in central america vs the Canadian border.

@King_Martha
Darwin

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@farquit
But that's reserved for special loved ones.

5mileys
5mileys

@happy_sad
bathing in your own filth

tielet

@haveahappyday
neat

I want to grow some for personal use sometime during the winter tbh

does potency vary much between strains?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@King_Martha

Jean Claude Van Damme.

Roman Polanski?

takes2long
takes2long

they think they know what is what

but they don't know what's what

they just strut

what the heck

w8t4u
w8t4u

@viagrandad
Oh right.
Gotta love being rich and famous to get away with raping kids.

askme
askme

Whenever you are confronted with an opponent. Conquer him with love.

@happy_sad
Don't be salty. Be happy. Don't be mean. Be keen. Don't be bully. Be cuddly.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@w8t4u
his wife sharon tate (of valley of the dolls or some shit) was also killed by the manson family

tmyk

massdebater
massdebater

@5mileys
Potency can range anywhere from "I'll need half a pound to start seeing colors," to "If I eat more than a couple of these things I might fucking die."

I can find you the chart of psilocybin by content by strain if you'd like. I'm sure it's floating around 420 chan somewhere.

@askme
Only one of those rhymes.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@askme
I'll give you salt!
I'll cum in your ear canals!

Inmate
Inmate

@SomethingNew
Like?

idontknow
idontknow

@Sir_Gallonhead
this is me and you

likme
likme

@girlDog

Following the idea of legalism, I do think people are ultimately selfish. You don't even know what other people truly want, so you're always working from the premise of your cravings working on conjunction with your reward system. I think we should be selfish, I think that a truly good act is done because it's rationally right, not because we find it more pleasant to help someone.

What's isn't difficult?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Inmate
Like.... no one?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Bidwell
Still doesn't justify the whole pedophilia thing.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@massdebater
just bookmarked something on shroomery

ty though

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@massdebater
Good.

@iluvmen
Nuuuuuuu! No bully.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@idontknow
2girls ^_^ ….jpg)

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@hairygrape
Take a look at erowid too.

https://www.erowid.org/plants/mushrooms/mushrooms_info4.shtml

They cite their sources.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@lostmypassword
You're catching on.

Techpill
Techpill

@5mileys
council house

no shower

;-;

@askme
i'm always cuddly yo

like 99% of the time c:

Methshot
Methshot

@idontknow
that one is mine.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Poker_Star
And I'll tongue away your tears!

TreeEater
TreeEater

i kind of want erin to live in my arms

like the status quo is that i'm hugging her and she only gets up to get food/go to the toilet

that would be a life i wouldn't be afraid to live.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Hey Nezi

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@likme
Loving your fellow poster. Remember they are just people too. And when you remember that you remember that everyone is engaged in teir own personal war. And you remember to be kind.

AND no. Altruism is the best. Doing something at the expense of others is bad. Very bad. And should be avoided. If possible.

@Techpill
Then you are on the road to Nirvana and Shangri-La.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Gigastrength
I have already tripped beyond reality with my friends a week ago or something like that.
I am not touching shrooms ever again.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@TreeEater
Like some kind of subdermal parasite?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Sharpcharm
Oh you're alive.
Well I'm glad you found a source for the touchy little fuckers.
Didn't enjoy your trip? It's always a good time for me.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Methnerd
That is horrific.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Carnalpleasure

I would tend to agree with the essence of the first piece; I feel much closer to people when I remember how human they are too. To err is human, right?

Altruism is the death of individuality, would you want that gone?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@TreeEater
that's kinda really sweet c:

@Carnalpleasure
i take the bus, cheaper

Evilember
Evilember

Ohh by the way; the Attack on Titan live action film is out in decent quality. I'm being reminded left and right here.

Flameblow
Flameblow

tfw dags was supposed to mail you lsd but he forgot

SniperGod
SniperGod

@PackManBrainlure
hey m8

@TreeEater
shhh

erin is mai waifu ;~;

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

oh

wait

i have something for this

@TreeEater
YOU'RE A TOILET

there we go.

SniperWish
SniperWish

yer a tielet*

RavySnake
RavySnake

drugs

ever

WebTool
WebTool

@Flameblow
stop doing drugs it's gross

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

That smell of your hands after cutting your toenails is one of the grossest things there is.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

my accent is not that strong ( ._.)

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@TalkBomber
No, no, Erin, he's a shit. He belongs in the toilet.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@BlogWobbles
yes it is c:

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@RavySnake
my name is nezi

i have baseless worldviews so i assert them constantly in a hope to have someone provide me with their foundation

:D::DDDDDDDDDd

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@LuckyDusty
b-
but
this

DeathDog
DeathDog

@CouchChiller
stfu loco he's right

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@idontknow
Yeah but what if ants crawl on me.

TechHater
TechHater

@Emberburn
Yes.

@Emberfire
Not walking

@Evilember
@Evilember
@Evilember
@Evilember
@Evilember
@Evilember
@Evilember
@Evilember
@Evilember
@Evilember
@Evilember

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Skullbone
I saw a huge assortment of colors everywhere. I could feel the blood pulsating through the veins in my head. I was extremely hot, and terribly paranoid. The walls were melting/shaking uncontrollably. The entire room was spinning. The paintings in his apartment started strobing like disco lights. My friends were doing weird shit. I kept on trying so hard to come back to reality and get off that trip. I was so fucking scared.

My friends started listening to christian rock and working out and gnawing at the mirror.
Then we found out that toilet in his apartment is broken as fuck. Then we went outside and got protein stuff from his car. Then we came back in and I had to keep an eye on them while we laid down in the dark talking about the universe and life. And about an hour after that I got off the trip and was completely sober. I was constantly questioning my choices and whether or not we would ever get off that trip. It was great. But, never again.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Flameblow
Send some of that my way.

@SniperGod
So I have some news, if you'd care to hear it.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Burnblaze
It's just a shame that I'm not on form with the weird, lewd and horrifying gestures of my love for you.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@eGremlin
having a bad trip
You just need to do twice as many

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@VisualMaster
Oh, I was just taking the chance to share my opinions. Don't mind me.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

War is over ... If you want it

@AwesomeTucker
Perhaps.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

AHUEHUEHUHEUHEUHUEUEHEUHEH

@BinaryMan
If I ever get some.

@eGremlin
YOU SHOULD HAVE FUCKING DRAWN SOMETHING FUCCBOI

@FastChef
/patpat

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@DeathDog

No he's not.

@TechHater

Here I thought we could maintain a more meaningful dialogue, Scoots. I'm a little disappointed.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

uh

webbum?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@GoogleCat
yes he is. drugs are disgusting.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@JunkTop
We each did 3 grams. I don't think I'll ever touch another drug or anything of the sort for the rest of my life.

@BunnyJinx
fuk u

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@ZeroReborn
I'll kill them dead.

Every. Last. One.

@BinaryMan
Coming to florida?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

abstaining from drug use
being afraid to experience what life has to offer

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Fuzzy_Logic

No they're not.

Nojokur
Nojokur

not injecting heroin straight into your dickhole

Illusionz
Illusionz

To be fair I've tried a lot of things. It's just not my cup of tea newfriend.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@whereismyname
yewadskf;j theoap youproa jsut taoda aaaa fuklcing reatard fukc fyou bithfach
@Stupidasole
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@Nojokur
0
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Stupidasole

Life offers you self-mutilation, you abstain from that, I presume.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Stupidasole
@Stupidasole
@Stupidasole
@Stupidasole
@Stupidasole
@Stupidasole
@Stupidasole
@Stupidasole
@Stupidasole
@Stupidasole
@Stupidasole
@Stupidasole
@Stupidasole
@Stupidasole
@Stupidasole
@Stupidasole
@Stupidasole
@Stupidasole
@Stupidasole
don't be a pussy, try it once

unless its heroin or speed or meth, then you risk addiction at first try

@Nojokur
you look like a meth head

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@New_Cliche
Well, at least you had your fun I guess. Some people just don't react to it well.
I recommend taking a quarter ounce at a time to get over that anxiety barrier, but to each their own.

@Stupidasole
abstaining from drug use
being afraid of who you are

@Ignoramus
My direct family just moved to Tampa, so I'll probably end up spending three or four weeks out of the year there. Opportunities to make up for the missed connection last time around.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@LuckyDusty
Are we watching a film tonight or what.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Illusionz
i feel you, i just grabbed a bit of tea, and the hardest thing i've done lately is pot, no need to push it if you don't want to

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Stupidasole

Life offers you self-mutilation, you abstain from that, I presume.

@Spazyfool

Yes he i- download is complete. :D

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Did I miss something ?

Lunatick
Lunatick

Rare energy save mode

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@GoogleCat
I am really tired right now. And had lost speed in thread. I just wanted to answer so you didn't feel I ignored you. I couldn't also really think of a way of expanding on what you said. As I believe that was a gateway into further personal political dialogue. Which would be the natural clash against my Left wing tendencies.

I also half expected, and was disappointed you didn't go full grr grrr at the notion of the giving up of independance/individualism in sacrifice of greater distribution of "goodness".

But I am tired and require another drink. I am kind of rambling at this point. So please excuse me and retort with consideration.

I am really trying my best and all my energy Irish-kun.

Booteefool
Booteefool

imagine if god was real

he's just like

you get cancer
you get cancer
fuck you in particular, your DOG gets cancer

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Nude_Bikergirl
I tainted the thread with drug talk.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Spazyfool
What?

@Dreamworx
Coming from Abib, not particularly offended.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Supergrass
I gave it a shot, though.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Fried_Sushi
It does make me look at life differently. At least more cautiously.

@Need_TLC
I just don't see the hype. I've tried it and it no longer interests me.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Raving_Cute
i didn't have the energy to put in the effort and type things correctly. also, add me on steam. i don't want to keep waiting.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Booteefool
TEST OF FAITH!
POOP BLOOD!

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Harmless_Venom
If you do not cease your blatant lying, I will extend your sentence by another two weeks.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Garbage Can Lid

Here I thought you just were not interested. I kind of like you now.

girlDog
girlDog

@Crazy_Nice

@Harmless_Venom
It would be more interesting if i knew who I'm talking to.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

God
Let's not bring this thread down that path.

farquit
farquit

abstaining from self mutilation
being afraid to experience what life has to offer

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Nude_Bikergirl
problem newfriend?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Booteefool
Y'all thirsty? Here is the the ocean a great bit of water that has SALT IN IT THAT YOU CANT DRINK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

but really, stop lambasting the faithful.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@farquit
Shut the fuck up amy

@girlDog

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@farquit
kek

5mileys
5mileys

@Spamalot
But I'm not lying.

@girlDog
Hi Adachi, I'm sure you don't remember me.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@farquit
Some people are into that shit.
To each their own.

takes2long
takes2long

@farquit
Edgy.

w8t4u
w8t4u

GOD IS NOT REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

askme
askme

@Stark_Naked
You've got The Uninvited 2009, right?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@happy_sad
you guys get to invent telescopes too, see that blackhole billions of miles away? that has trillions of worlds worth of water on it, oh but don't worry it's all gone by now! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

massdebater
massdebater

@askme
Yep.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@5mileys
Your name did not appear.

Inmate
Inmate

@Evil_kitten

I'm a devout Catholic and I believe science and God are mutually inclusive.

idontknow
idontknow

God backwards is dog.

likme
likme

@w8t4u
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2528814/
:^)

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@viagrandad
Not at all, I was genuinely interested in what happened while I was gone.

@5mileys
Your avtar, I remember it, but your name eluded me.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@w8t4u
NORMIES GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Soft_member
Arigato! I do enjoy thread discussions that do not turn into personal battles.

@Bidwell

@Bidwell
@Bidwell
@Bidwell
@Bidwell
@Bidwell
@Bidwell

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Inmate
hurry it up.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Inmate
NO.
NO, PLEBBLES.
NO.
WE ARE NOT HAVING THIS CONVERSATION.
NO.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@likme
For a moment there I thought this would be http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1929263/

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@haveahappyday
I'm not allowed to play on what Tak and irish guy have said?

@cum2soon
Yes... into...

@massdebater
Alright. I'll get on Steam in a sec.

Techpill
Techpill

@hairygrape
every time you guys go a whole thread without a personal attack in it, everyone gets a cookie

Methshot
Methshot

@Gigastrength
I had a friend watch that and kept trying to talk about it with me and I just kept walking out or ignoring her.
Pretty sure that's why we never talk anymore.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@lostmypassword
@iluvmen
I'm Drunky.. or buckley... Or Cynic... or Gary or Dante or Naota or Taakun or Faggot I don't really care. I've gone by so many fucking names now I'm starting to lose track myself.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Techpill
you have shit taste, bro lol

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@likme
I remember seeing these ads
triggered the fuck outta me for no reason at all

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

mm
drug talk

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Inmate
Mormon masterrace.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Deadlyinx
I don't like where this is going.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Methnerd
...that explains a lot.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

I cannot see why god and science cannot live in harmony with one another. I mean, they could be the same things for all we know.

@Techpill
Can we make this a thing. I wanna make it a thing. I'd even be tempted to buy some treats for peeps if they made it a thing.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Seriously, BD is high again. Pat him but steer clear of the Jewfro.

@hairygrape

You get it, Scoots. It's all about having fun.

@Playboyize

Oh yes we aareeeee. If I am wrong as a Theist, at most, I stand to lose some time that I consider well-spent. If I win, I win eternal bliss. If you're wrong as a heathen, you conversely stand to lose everything through eternal torment. If you're right, you happen to not waste some of your time.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Emberburn
DO IT NOW YOU SHIT

Evilember
Evilember

@Snarelure
And where do you think it's going, exactly?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Methnerd
What's up Drunky?
How are you dude?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@TreeEater
@Burnblaze

the joke is its never going to happen

SniperGod
SniperGod

daily reminder that acid and psilocybin are serotonergic hallucinogens and it is borderline impossible to hurt yourself with them

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Emberfire

If Scoots didn't put me in such a good mood, I'd want to beat you senseless right now.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Evilember
your creepy blood fetish
@SniperGod
yo erin

RavySnake
RavySnake

@TalkBomber
DO IT FAG I'M READY

WebTool
WebTool

@TalkBomber
@RavySnake
do it on steam tho

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Does anyone have photos of Amy's cock or is that still a myth?

@Firespawn
Hi Karp. Kind of high, it's my day off so I spent most of it sleeping. Wife is at work for a couple more hours so I'm just putting around here instead of doing anything even remotely productive with my brief existence.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@SniperWish
sup mang

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

huskies are shitty dogs.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@RavySnake
@WebTool

Let's go outside.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@TurtleCat
She doesn't have one.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@RumChicken
implying i leave the house

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@BlogWobbles
Take anything fun lately?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@StonedTime
lol

TechHater
TechHater

@ZeroReborn
they are ugly as hell.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@TurtleCat
I have them .

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@TurtleCat
drunky chained me up and captured me once, but it was just roleplay

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@LuckyDusty

Woah, okay, wow, we start with the big guns all of a sudden? Get out of my face, you little cunt.

@CouchChiller

Out of my face.

@ZeroReborn

You fucking tell them, loco.

FastChef
FastChef

@Sharpcharm

HM, I SEE. OK. THAT'S RLY NICE, ROSE.

JunkTop
JunkTop

dangerous hallucinogens include drug classes such as the substituted phenethylamines, like 2Cs and 25Is, and NMDA-Glutamate agonists, like ketamine and DXM.

@VisualMaster
naa, i really don't take drugs for fun nowadays.

wbu?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@AwesomeTucker
they actually are shit. i'm not joking. it's somewhat interesting but ultimately disgusting to see you post them constantly.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of golden daffodils;
Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
Fluttering and dancing in the breeze.

Continuous as the stars that shine
And twinkle on the milky way,
They stretched in never-ending line
Along the margin of a bay:
Ten thousand saw I at a glance,
Tossing their heads in sprightly dance.

The waves beside them danced; but they
Out-did the sparkling waves in glee:
A poet could not but be gay,
In such a jocund company:
I gazed--and gazed--but little thought
What wealth the show to me had brought:

For oft, when on my couch I lie
In vacant or in pensive mood,
They flash upon that inward eye
Which is the bliss of solitude;
And then my heart with pleasure fills,
And dances with the daffodils.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@JunkTop
nothing unusual.
pot with friends.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@PurpleCharger
everything here is disgusting

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@PurpleCharger

To quote a beloved friend of mine who is chewing me out at the moment: kill yourself.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@GoogleCat
but especially huskies.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Okay, I don't know how this fucking video ended up in my list, but it depressed the shit out of me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFCCunCeFEI

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@FastChef
Don't do that.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@StrangeWizard
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D BRING THAT UP AND AFTER I'VE BEGGED YOU TO ADD ME. GOD YOU'RE SUCH A SHIT I JUST WANT YOU TO DIE.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Stupidasole
you can take him from me really

Illusionz
Illusionz

Race war fucking when?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@BunnyJinx
pots not a drug silly

i mean it is

a really potent one in fact

but that's not what we say ^^

Supergrass
Supergrass

Sometimes I wonder if David is truly a nutter or just pretending to be one on the internet.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Spazyfool
its so potent it emotionally ruins you if you misuse it

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Ignoramus

Man, give me a break, I'm allowed to be in a goofy mood every now and then.

@Stupidasole

One of these days, I will haunt people from the grave with my questions.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@whereismyname
zoe agrees
@Nojokur
bd agrees

okay plepple now do it.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

NO BULLY!

@New_Cliche
You will find someone. When you do, hug them hard.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@eGremlin
Can I has?

@BinaryMan
I don't recall this. Was I high?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Fried_Sushi
add me or die.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Spazyfool
@Dreamworx
It's a good thing I use it to play vidya.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Stark_Naked
is rose really zoe? i have a zoe from my skype it must be a different one from threads

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Raving_Cute
No. Don't be reDICKulous. But seriously no. sorry. I cannot share such things.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Garbage Can Lid
yep

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Raving_Cute
Drunky you were our DM, you made me roll for emergency surgery on HAL

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Crazy_Nice
Bro.

Bro.

Bro.

I love you bro.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Dreamworx
wat?

have you met me?

i mean sure, i'm an emotional wreck, but not because of pot, that helped a lot for like the longest time, then i got poor.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Fried_Sushi
But you ruined the moment again.

MPmaster
MPmaster

so this is broken I guess

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Stark_Naked

What, hit you?

@Nude_Bikergirl

Into the grave I go. Watched a documentary based on South Korea about a large group of people venting their daily stresses by acting under the pretense of dying. They get put in a coffin after saying their farewells. It's a little disconcerting, but that's what happens when people prosper too much. They introduce strife artificially.

Spamalot
Spamalot

amy I'm sitting her in my fucking corset and crotchless panties where the fuck are you

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Need_TLC
Did that. Then, bam, long distance. I think my inability to hug at that time caused the end of the relationship.

Oh God, the feels are back. GO AWAY FUCKING UNWANTED EMOTIONS !

girlDog
girlDog

@Lord_Tryzalot
I know bro. It is polite after all. We all are only as good as how we can be trusted.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@King_Martha
see @Nude_Bikergirl
tl;dr
do it.

farquit
farquit

@TurtleCat
what would be the productive thing to do, and why do that instead of lazing about?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Sir_Gallonhead
hahaha im just saying what bullshit studies say to see who gets pissed off, im having a bowl right now because my friend is a grower and awesome to me

happy_sad
happy_sad

@girlDog
You're a really great bro, bro.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@viagrandad
oh, right :3

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Kinda hope Leeky Forums goes down again.

5mileys
5mileys

@SomethingNew
zoe we used to be friends. what happened?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@SomethingNew
Yeah, same.

takes2long
takes2long

@Boy_vs_Girl

Now hold on here, what moment?

@Spamalot

What movie are we watching now again?

@Evil_kitten

Today, I got an automated mail about a user being suspected of having malware on his computer. I saw my name on that ticket. Turns out that me pinging a server hosting viruses while I block the FQDN at egress is enough to cause suspicion. One would think they would separate ICMP packets from actually sending info to a remote and dangerous server.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@haveahappyday
lol self pics, that feel when i have a laptop camera too, grims carrots looked so delicious

askme
askme

@Soft_member
If we Sing along. A little fucking louder. To a happy song.Maybe we'll forget this.

But seriosuly. Don't bottle up emotion. I find it is sometimes best to just have a moment of abject despair and brokeness. I frequently breakdown.

Then again I think I might be broken goods.

BUT EVERYBODY LVOE EVERYBODY.

You are alive. And have your life. You have some sort of wealth I assume. You seem smart. You'll go far kid. Like the offspring said.

Bidwell
Bidwell

[not so cryptic post eluding to resurfaced bad habits]

massdebater
massdebater

@takes2long
The Uninvited, an American remake of a good Korean film.

Obviously it is amy's turn to pick the film.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@cum2soon

GIRUGAMESSHHIII.

Inmate
Inmate

@takes2long
FUCK YOU PLEPPLE
ADD ME YOU BITCH
STOP POSTING YOUR MANGY DOGS

idontknow
idontknow

@massdebater
I like the US one better. That probably says a lot about me.

likme
likme

@happy_sad
This better be unironic. Because I try my best with that.

BMTH time?

Hell yes.

Ah my high is back!!!

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@w8t4u
i took that with my 5S iirc :o

remember how holiday resorts used to have knobbly knee contests by the pool?

i'd win one of those fer sure

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

8chon does not like long webms

hairygrape
hairygrape

@massdebater

Ugh, the things I suffer though to see some loco in a corset. I mean, enjoying movies with my dear friends.

@Inmate

No.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@lostmypassword
oh i didnt mean too like that, i meant too like, damn i can't take high def pics cause i gota shitty camera, now i can't piss people off with close-ups of random objects in absurd res

Playboyize
Playboyize

but now you can't have knobbly knee contests cause like, that's discriminating against people's kneecaps mang

most triggering

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@likme
But if I don't believe in Him
Why would He believe in me?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@hairygrape
You aren't invited. It is an Amy and Loco thing.

Techpill
Techpill

@hairygrape
huh.

PLEPPLE PLEPPLE PLEPPLE PLEPPLE PLEPPLE PLEPPLE PLEPPLE PLEPPLE PLEPPLE PLEPPLE PLEPPLE PLEPPLE PLEPPLE PLEPPLE PLEPPLE PLEPPLE PLEPPLE PLEPPLE PLEPPLE PLEPPLE PLEPPLE PLEPPLE PLEPPLE PLEPPLE PLEPPLE PLEPPLE PLEPPLE PLEPPLE PLEPPLE PLEPPLE PLEPPLE PLEPPLE PLEPPLE PLEPPLE PLEPPLE PLEPPLE PLEPPLE PLEPPLE

Methshot
Methshot

Damn I didn't realize there was a POV from the killer, you can hear him whisper "bitch" under his breath. He's just standing there holding the gun while they're oblivious.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Deadlyinx
HUEHUEHUE

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Playboyize
part of what makes me love people is how tough a skin they can develop if you actually get to poke at them

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

it does not even say nope just blanks it

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Deadlyinx

Oh wow, freezing me out like this, eh? That's fine, I promised I wouldn't cry.

Snarelure
Snarelure

what are you gonna do plepple hit them with your cute huskie paws

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Gigastrength
''Who will fix me now? Dive in when I'm down?
Save me from myself, don't let me drown.''

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Poker_Star
i took this absurdly hi-res picture of a dog turd on the carpet once.

Emberburn
Emberburn

PLEPPLE PLEPPLE PLEPPLE
PLEPPLE PLEPPLE
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Emberfire
Emberfire

@TreeEater
Scar tissue actually isn't all that tough.

Evilember
Evilember

last tryyyy

Firespawn
Firespawn

what

where did the image go

i try again

@Burnblaze
@Poker_Star

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Sharpcharm

Gggggggiiiii...

G....
Gg..

Girugamesh.

@Snarelure

I know how to smack a bitch, ok?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@askme
I used to have breakdowns. Maybe why I chose Adachi.

But I stopped more or less. You see, I have tinnitus in both ears, constant whistling. Started one year ago. Well, one day, I had a breakdown so violent that I had to slap myself to stop it. Not only was it, maybe the scariest thing I ever experienced, but now my right ear buzz a bit louder than the left. So, I try to retain myself now.

Concerning your last statement, I'd tend to agree on the beginning, but...smartness is really not a valuable quality.
Sociability, persistence, motivation, those are what make a man successful in this world. And I have neither of them.

I should stop always speaking about sad stuff. Tell me what you people like to talk about.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Evilember
C+

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Burnblaze
like that exactly

@Emberfire
maybe not physical scar tissue but that's not the same thing as building a thick skin figuratively now is it

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Firespawn
fix it it hurts ;_;

WebTool
WebTool

WTF WHY DOES Leeky Forums KEEP REMOVING THE IMAGE

@SniperWish
CAN YOU SEE THE IMAGE? I DO NOT

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Flameblow
oh plepple-san..

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Firespawn
I have issues posting some webms

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

test

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Flameblow
Say it like a normal person.

@Firespawn
Any image over 3gb gets discarded.

StonedTime
StonedTime

dog saves world by eating watermelon

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@WebTool
i cant see any image no, but im not feeling too bad about that

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@WebTool
It's furry-jack with a hat. You can't see it ?

@BlogWobbles
Why would you post one of this abomination ?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Skullbone
SO CLAP YOUR HANDS TO THE SOUND
OF EVERY FIRSTBORN DYING NOW
WATCH THE RIVERS TURN TO BLOOD
DEATH WILL STAND WHERE LIFE ONCE STOOD

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Test.

TechHater
TechHater

@FastChef
plepple
@Ignoramus
plepple
@Evilember
plepple
@GoogleCat
plepple
@whereismyname
plepple
@Supergrass
plepple
@Raving_Cute
plepple
@Soft_member
plepple
@Inmate
plepple
@Emberburn
plepple
@TalkBomber
plepple
@RumChicken
plepple
@AwesomeTucker
plepple
@FastChef
plepple
@StrangeWizard
plepple
@Fried_Sushi
plepple
@King_Martha
plepple
@takes2long
plepple
@iluvmen
plepple
@hairygrape
plepple
@Carnalpleasure
plepple
@Flameblow
plepple

eGremlin
eGremlin

@TurtleCat

BD, there comes a point in time when a person goes too far. I believe you've crossed this threshold.

@RumChicken

BD ruined all the fun. Go home, everybody.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@SniperWish
Well okay maybe not.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Again.

FastChef
FastChef

@eGremlin
add me.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@eGremlin
no wait im sure this high res image of a dog turd will bring everything back up to snuff

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@BlogWobbles
@RumChicken
@CouchChiller

WHY

OMG

WTF IS THIS

FUCK YOU WHEELCHAIR MAN, AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

It's 2gb.
Any file over 2gb automatically gets discarded and it posts without the file.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

ALL

THESE

EXCUSES

JUST MAKE A WORKING WEBSITE GOD I HAVE DONE IT LIKE A BILLION TIMES IT ISN'T HARD

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@BunnyJinx
2gb
what?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@SniperGod
You are aware that some companies headhunt those with aspergers/autistic tendencies because of their abilities. What you might think is a weakness in autistic people is the strength companies search for.

Try not to lose faith.

The night is darkest before the dawn

In the end I cannot change you. Only you can change you. So atleast try and be true to yourself. If you can. I hope one day to be able to look in the mirror and be proud of who is staring back.

@DeathDog
I'm a blond bimbo girl, in a fantasy world. Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Wheels > Moot

now and forever

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

gjhgjhgjh

whereismyname
whereismyname

Now it's not even letting me post any files over a gig.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@GoogleCat
What if this is a secret tactic to keep Leeky Forums underground and prevent it from becoming a 4chan-like shithole ?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@whereismyname
Or it can just randomly work whenever it feels like.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Stupidasole

Gjdughameshi.

Supergrass
Supergrass

have you ever thought

how those little solar calculators

turn the sun

into 80085

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Moot > Cripple-chan.

Moot is everything.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@whereismyname
Now it's not even letting me post any files over a gig

You stupid or something?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Spazyfool
Jihadimeshu.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Spazyfool
i don't think this is working

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Supergrass
well you see when the photons from light coming from the sun hit the solar panels they knock out these particles called-

yea no

Lunatick
Lunatick

@New_Cliche
Well...I'm aware of the existence of those companies, but I think the number of autists is far higher than than the number of jobs created for them. Oh well.

And, I'm trying, to become proud of myself. It's just that it has become a bit hard lately. Thanks though.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

tears of a clown

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Garbage Can Lid
you're a clown.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@whereismyname
3 mistakes in a row

This has to be intentional.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Stark_Naked

Iloveyournameshi.

@Raving_Cute

It must be a nigger.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Lunatick
I am only a shitposter on the internet. But one always tries. Arigato.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Nojokur
the sekrit tactic of making the site very broken?

no moot tried that

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

gee i wonder where drunky went

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Harmless_Venom
if acting pathetic so you pity me doesn't work... and brute force doesn't work... then what can i do?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Garbage Can Lid
Laugh at every single joke I crack and half of 'em ain't even funny like, "Ha!
Marshall you're so funny man, you should be a comedian, goddamn!"
Unfortunately I am, I just hide behind the tears of a clown
So why don't you all sit down? Listen to the tale I'm about to tell
Hell, we don't gotta trade our shoes and you ain't gotta walk no thousand miles

Spamalot
Spamalot

@MPmaster
be smart and interesting. or beautiful.

or all three :3c

girlDog
girlDog

@Lord_Tryzalot
Nah. Arigato to you.

@Sir_Gallonhead
Well...if you look at 4chan's traffic, it was pretty successful, I think.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@MPmaster

Not trying. Isn't that an amazing oxy-moron? Getting what you want at the point you truly don't want it.

farquit
farquit

@girlDog
Now listen to some awesome music or watching something awesome while posting on our fine board.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Spamalot
i'm all of those things, especially... well especially all of them. i'm pretty great all around.
@Evil_kitten
no that's stupid. do what i say. why can't this be like real life where brute force can just get you anything you want.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Now, now, now, hold on here. Time to shower.

@viagrandad

This is real life.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@viagrandad
but you're stupid.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

also that's not an oxymoron, it's just irony
@happy_sad
no it's too easy for people to deflect on the internet. you can't do that when a body is right in front of you.

5mileys
5mileys

@happy_sad
all these fucking jpg pics you goddamn pleb

takes2long
takes2long

@SomethingNew
It's a catch-22, if you want to get into it.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@haveahappyday
but i'm not.

askme
askme

@farquit
You're right ! I'm going to redownload CoC and TiTS and acquire many hybrid waifus !

Bidwell
Bidwell

trying my hi res turd again

massdebater
massdebater

BULLSHIT

iluvmen
iluvmen

pretty sure it's dogshit, not bullshit

Inmate
Inmate

@takes2long
no it's not. it's still just irony.

idontknow
idontknow

i'll always remember this as the day erin spent a whole thread trying to upload actual an actual shitpost

likme
likme

@askme
That. My friend. Is glorious. Winning. And awesome.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@idontknow
-1 actual

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Inmate
you can only get what you want by not wanting it

That's clearly a catch 22 and you're clearly stupid.

hairygrape
hairygrape

actual an actual shitpost

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

i lowered the quality but not the resolution

lets try now

Playboyize
Playboyize

@likme

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

OH FFS THAT WAS 2.11MB

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@kizzmybutt
but i'm not.

Techpill
Techpill

@hairygrape
2 slo

Methshot
Methshot

erin send me your shitpost on steam and I'll upload it for you

Methnerd
Methnerd

@5mileys
@happy_sad
I had a dream about killing dogs last night. Thanks for reminding me~!

TreeEater
TreeEater

pretty sure there's a 2MB limit right now

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@5mileys

Those are good for jpeg, nig. That's how the compression works.

@idontknow

Ahaha, so true.

@Methnerd

You are most welcome, weird fuck.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

1.5mb

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Methnerd
i just got done watching an episode of jojo, thanks for reminding me

Snarelure
Snarelure

Keep trying erin. You can do it!

@Playboyize
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Skullbone
Skullbone

YES

YES

YES

THANK

GAWD

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Methnerd

@Skullbone
What now ?

Evilember
Evilember

@Emberburn
nothing

i posted my crazy hi res turd picture

i am happy

Firespawn
Firespawn

open it in a new tab btw

6000 x 4000 is hella good quality turd

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Sharpcharm
Do they kill dogs in Jojo?

@PackManBrainlure
Trust me, the dream was weird for me too. I actually don't mind dogs. I was just in my dream and a dog came near me and I decided to kill it apparently. Chocked it to death.

@Emberburn
I am no stalker! I am more like Nadeko. I would rather kill people before they disappoint me.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Firespawn
i think i might have to pass

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Can anybody find me somebody to love?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@SniperGod
you can basically smell it

i was so proud of that picture

RavySnake
RavySnake

@TalkBomber
blood-chan is mine.

WebTool
WebTool

@Flameblow
if you have to ask that question then you have yourself something to do for a while, fucking casual

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Evilember
I'm kind of glad that I'm not desperate enough to consider posting a turd pic as an acheivement.

@Flameblow
That's interesting. The amount of characters from Monogatari I can relate to is way too high. That's scary.

@TalkBomber
Well, you can love me if you want. I can't guarantee it'll be mutual though.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@TalkBomber
Keep searching nezi-sama.

One cannot find love if they do not first love themselves.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@TalkBomber

Tell me a bit about yourself. I might have someone just for you, if you're willing to travel from time to time.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@TalkBomber
Love isn't something that can be forced or rushed. It just has to happen on it's own. As long as you just put yourself out there things are bound to happen.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@TalkBomber
get used to your hand.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@RumChicken

I think he needs a confidence boost. Instead of taking all the steps at once, I bet it would do him well to experience bits and pieces first.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Methnerd
I knew who you were, I just didn't see the name/avatar in that post.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Methnerd
I knew who you were, I just didn't see the name/avatar in that post.

@TurtleCat
closest I got

TechHater
TechHater

@RavySnake
I don't want her.

@TurtleCat
Hmm.....why should I love you~?

@BlogWobbles
I love me.

@LuckyDusty
I'm a bisexual guy that likes cute things and music.

@RumChicken
I've been waiting so long!

@StonedTime
@StonedTime
rood

eGremlin
eGremlin

@TechHater
why not?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@5mileys
also that's cool, we can meet up if you want

I'll cook you soup

from a campbell's can

@eGremlin
I don't trust people with ASPD.

FastChef
FastChef

@ZeroReborn
saving gifs of Amy jerking it

JunkTop
JunkTop

@TechHater

Are you confident? Assertive? Submissive? Obedient? Intelligent? Capricious? Give me something to do on here.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@AwesomeTucker
there's nothing wrong with her like that. she's perfect.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@FastChef
and he says he's not into men.
harharhar.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@FastChef

G.

IRUGAMESHI.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@TechHater
You're still young. You got this. Just try to take a calm approach to it. If you're gonna get something worthwhile it's gonna take some time to find it.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@BunnyJinx
that image is travesty.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

At least I don't do meth.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@TechHater
Well then. Go on grindr.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Drunky we can hang out and stuff if you want

@BinaryMan
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

@JunkTop
I'm a quiet introvert that can be a lot of fun once he gets to know you. I'm pretty funny, very smart, and I make a lot of good decisions. Straight-edge...

umm.....

I'm both top and bottom with guys

@GoogleCat
aye aye captain

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@TechHater
I'm so terrible that you'll never be disappointed. You'll know what to expect from the very start: the worst that can happen !

@BunnyJinx
Fun fact: cats and europeans alike LOOK intellectual, but are both stupid fucks.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Ignoramus
<3<3<3 Cutie :3

Nojokur
Nojokur

@StrangeWizard

I'll be honest with you again, I felt some pride when I saw people use that image.

@Ignoramus

And you once got three 7's at the end of your post ID, don't forget that.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Ignoramus
yea drunky lets hang out

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Ignoramus
I'm pretty funny, very smart, and I make a lot of good decisions

Real talk, this is the worst thing you could have said. jesus. I want to spend even less time with you.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Fuzzy_Logic
I do not see how that's supposed to offend me at all.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I really wish some of you would get over your saltiness.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Fuzzy_Logic
#shots fired

@New_Cliche
I don't really trust that....

@Stupidasole
sounds great!

@whereismyname
no you~

@Nojokur
I didn't even notice my sweet trips

@Spazyfool
I would never admit to these things IRL
I'm only saying them here because people tell me that I'm those things, so it's probably true

@Illusionz
you're in florida too?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Nojokur
you actually strike me as american for some reason. not sure why that is.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@ZeroReborn
holy shit saved like a religious convert

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Fried_Sushi
You're an arrogant cunt and the reason you're alone is because you're awful.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Fried_Sushi
Then I do not know.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Raving_Cute
It doesn't count if you say it online

it just makes you a keyboard warrior

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Stark_Naked

I'm quick to bear arms, and my accent is truly American.

@Fried_Sushi

Now tell me why you think people wouldn't be interested in you.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Fried_Sushi
You're cuter :3

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Fried_Sushi
Now if this worked IRL I'd be perfectly happy.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Crazy_Nice
no, i mean it's something in your demeanor. it's very strange.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Lord_Tryzalot
its cause he talks to me too much now

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

COULD NOT PURGE

@Nude_Bikergirl
I just have to be patient I guess...

@Crazy_Nice
because I'm quiet and not assertive

@Booteefool
impossible~

@Harmless_Venom
it's pretty silly though, it probably wouldn't work 99/100 times :3

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Sir_Gallonhead
good. keep doing that. the american way is always the best way.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Supergrass
Methheads are known to be shitty human beings, just adding to the repertoire of things that make you shit.

The main case is not to offend you, but to inform others.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Erin that's lewd.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Boy_vs_Girl

I don't know if I can find you someone that likes quiet people. Even I don't like that.

girlDog
girlDog

@King_Martha
i think that's the first decent picture of colbert that i've ever seen.
@Soft_member
WHAT IF I'M QUIET BUT OUTSPOKEN? DO YOU LIKE THOSE PEOPLE?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Boy_vs_Girl
Sucks I know. But it will happen. And it will be nice.

farquit
farquit

@Spamalot
so is having gifs of you fapping in circulation amy-sama :3

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Soft_member
well like I said, I'm only quiet on first appearance

once I get to know people and feel comfortable I'm a lot more lively and engaging

it's just that initial "oh no a stranger, I don't know this person"

and I have trouble getting over it sometimes. could be a few minutes, could be months

@Evil_kitten
mmhm~

happy_sad
happy_sad

Please. Be nice. Why it so easy to mean?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@farquit
There's only the one I am pretty sure.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Maybe the reason you're alone Nezi is because you only ever talk about yourself and take no real interest in other people.

5mileys
5mileys

@happy_sad
because it's the internet and you'll never see these people IRL so you don't have to worry about saying it to their face, so it's easy to say hurtful things like a coward because there's no consequences

cum2soon
cum2soon

@viagrandad
Try hitting the club with Soto. I hear he is a charmer.

takes2long
takes2long

@SomethingNew
please stop that's like my biggest fear

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Boy_vs_Girl
Dunno. In all honesty, I often have the feeling that the most blatant and obnoxious truths can be considered as joking, and act as great icebreakers. Then, when the relationship is more advanced, the other person is trapped when he/she realizes this was indeed truth, and not some joke, and there is nothing to do about it except accepting cold reality.

@Boy_vs_Girl
@Evil_kitten
Agree. Even when it seems unlikely to have someone love you, it might happen. The best is to not think about it though, because this obsession only makes you feel ashamed of your loneliness, and the more you dislike yourself, the more difficult it is to show yourself under a favorable light.

askme
askme

@viagrandad

I see, mane.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@SomethingNew
WHY AM I ALONE? I TALK TO EVERYONE.

massdebater
massdebater

@haveahappyday
don't worry, i thought it was cute

iluvmen
iluvmen

@takes2long
is this intentional irony?

Inmate
Inmate

@5mileys
The true terrible face of the Anonymous machine.

idontknow
idontknow

@askme
FUCK YOU, IRISHMAN.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@w8t4u
this.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@massdebater
I thought you were cute

hairygrape
hairygrape

@cum2soon
I've never been to a club so idk....

@w8t4u
yeah, that's why I've just been doing my thing and not thinking about it, if something good comes my way, then so be it

it will happen eventually, I'm not the most disgusting person out there

yet

@askme
ICEEs are great

@iluvmen
just stahp

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@idontknow

Yah, yah.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@hairygrape
no but really was that intentional

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

https://youtu.be/bFRkw1sxBHs?t=5m46s
@Poker_Star
ANSWER ME.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@massdebater
This is an acceptable response.

Techpill
Techpill

@Poker_Star
@Gigastrength
oh, nvm
@Playboyize
ANSWER ME.

Methshot
Methshot

@likme
that doesn't look like my yam pic :o

@kizzmybutt
you're cute as a baby turtle or one of those jumping spiders that when you see them up close are unbelievably cute for a spider

@Deadlyinx
^^

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Methshot
post yours.

the one I posted is super old.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@hairygrape
I don't know what to suggest. You can always try work, maybe a workmate try them. Or maybe try out clubbing. You can always try extra thingies in life, like taking a class or something. Then there is the straight up easy option of dating sites. But seriously. These things happen when you least expect it. Maybe one day you are at work and a cutie walks in. And bam things happen.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Techpill
you're needy.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Methnerd
not unless amy is down with it.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Not having the RAREST YAM

Squares.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@hairygrape
@Bidwell
Welcome to the single club. How tough are ya ?

@Inmate
Totally. And god I love Liru. Could you please stop reminding me how devoid of female dark skinned werewolves this world is ?

@hairygrape
That's the spirit. In theory. I feel like it bothers you a bit too much though.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Carnalpleasure
They should be, they really know how to style

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@TurtleCat
They are complex at least. You got that going for you

Emberburn
Emberburn

@likme
@Methshot
Ahhh, the power of perspective~

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Playboyize
you'll never know

@TreeEater
very low chance at work

I'm about to start school again, and I feel like school is a good place to find someone. I've had some small opportunities there

Evilember
Evilember

@PackManBrainlure
HOW DO I FORCE PEOPLE TO GIVE ME WHAT I WANT WITHOUT SCARING THEM AWAY?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Snarelure
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Emberburn
we kewl with this @Methnerd
?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Skullbone
oh boy also saved

i love it when the thread boys dress like girls

idk why

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@King_Martha
That's like trying to call you a shitty person for being transgendered. It just isn't applicable.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Flameblow
ye sure

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Snarelure
Um okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay awooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

WebTool
WebTool

@Snarelure
not really, I just hadn't thought about it in many months and today I was like "huh, a relationship would be nice"

it used to plague me every day for months, but I got over it about a year ago

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Methshot
http://i.imgur.com/FJDq3yD.jpg

Like this? :3

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I dunno it could be because that is literally what you do you mentally ill fuck

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@SniperGod
Does this mean you save my pictures?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@WebTool
Ur gonna meet a qt

StonedTime
StonedTime

@SniperWish
neat

my yam pic
@Methnerd

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@LuckyDusty
5th amendment.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

scientist you're a scrub i felt like i hadn't insulted you in long enough

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@TurtleCat
that's a baby? o.o

@LuckyDusty
of course

i save all the crossdressers

makes me smile to see people not giving a shit

have a desu.

TechHater
TechHater

@VisualMaster
HE'S NOT HERE.

eGremlin
eGremlin

When they bully tho you say "no nully"

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@RumChicken
I hope so~

@CouchChiller
hmmmmmmm

@ZeroReborn
I lurk a lot so I already had that

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

yo nezi

FastChef
FastChef

@lostmypassword
By the way, were you referring to my first or second statement ?

@Burnblaze
I'm not convinced. I have yet to see a fictional character as complex as an average person. Well, as far as I can say I am an average person. The characters of monogatari often look like many faces of one's mind in my opinion. It's interesting, but they are still a bit cliché sometimes.
Still better than shit like SAO or Guilty crown though.

@Firespawn
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB (that was not funny. Sorry)

@RavySnake
...I'm not forgiving this. Or try to find me a tanned girl willing to cosplay as Liru. A good one.

@WebTool
Well, getting over it was probably the best thing to do. Even if you want getting more serious, looking for a relationshi, don't see this as a possibility, but more as a nice eventuality.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@ZeroReborn
LOL

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

This is getting pervy, you fuckers. More talking about moral philosophy, pls.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@BinaryMan
YOU CAN'T PROVE I DID ANYTHING!

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@FastChef
it's okay. i still love you, old new guy.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

DETERMINATION

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@JunkTop
hmm?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@FastChef
Why not both?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@ZeroReborn
desu's actually not that bad then

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@ZeroReborn
tummy fat

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@FastChef

Whhaaat aboouuutttt.... People who imprint their own personality onto a fictional character and fall in love? Following this phenomena, a fictional character can be as complex as any given real person. When I talk to you, I actually know very little about you, but I have a myriad of presumptions floating around that allow me to feel like you're indeed a real person.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@PurpleCharger
YOU ONLY HAVE MORAL OBLIGATION TO YOURSELF FUCK EVERYONE ELSE.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@JunkTop
Don't know why you are laughing considering you spent a whole night in skype trying to seduce Desu

Illusionz
Illusionz

@AwesomeTucker
hi

@FastChef
yep, just gotta stay positive

@CodeBuns
Reasonable suspicion is there though!

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@GoogleCat
rainbow road

fuck that

Neru, post yume, adachi is here

@StrangeWizard
nothing
thanks for posting that

Supergrass
Supergrass

Hey Loco, Rose thinks you are awesome.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Ignoramus
YOU'RE BACK.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Ignoramus
not everyone can be super tone you know

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@New_Cliche
desu is weird but he's pretty kewl.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Supergrass
DON'T TALK ABOUT HIM ANYMORE.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Spazyfool
lol no prob

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@GoogleCat
you were better when you posted leegu caps

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Supergrass
He keeps telling me but he makes excuses when I ask him to go take me to the picturehouse.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Illusionz
I'll never confess.
even though I did.

Booteefool
Booteefool

zoe please think i'm awesome too

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

How about...

The social contract is morally wrong

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Stark_Naked
i just meant the trap pic, dunno about personality

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Garbage Can Lid
@Garbage Can Lid
@Garbage Can Lid
@Garbage Can Lid
@Garbage Can Lid

NEW

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@FastChef
@FastChef
I dunno. I think people are not all that complex. Like that other poster said, I feel like we tend to assume a lot about people and fill in blanks that are not really there. Thus creating the illusion of complexity

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Garbage Can Lid
@Garbage Can Lid
@Garbage Can Lid
@Garbage Can Lid
@Garbage Can Lid

NEW

@Garbage Can Lid
@Garbage Can Lid
@Garbage Can Lid
@Garbage Can Lid
@Garbage Can Lid

NEW

@Garbage Can Lid
@Garbage Can Lid
@Garbage Can Lid
@Garbage Can Lid
@Garbage Can Lid

NEW

@Garbage Can Lid
@Garbage Can Lid
@Garbage Can Lid
@Garbage Can Lid
@Garbage Can Lid

NEW

@Garbage Can Lid
@Garbage Can Lid
@Garbage Can Lid
@Garbage Can Lid
@Garbage Can Lid

NEW

@Garbage Can Lid
@Garbage Can Lid
@Garbage Can Lid
@Garbage Can Lid
@Garbage Can Lid

NEW

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@BunnyJinx
Old new...wha ?

@Fuzzy_Logic
...I like you a lot suddenly.

@Stupidasole
That's kinda true, but the more time you spend developping a character, the more the field of possibilities is reduced. Hanekawa in Bakemonogatari was mysterious, and we could imagine all kind of things for the reason behind Black Hanekawa's existence. But with Nekmonogatari and other complements, as her personnality became more complete, the number of elements you could imprint on her diminished. Minimalism in the development of characters, interesting.
By the way, what are those assumptions about me ?

@Spazyfool
I need explanation.

Emberburn
Emberburn

bump24

victory!!

RavySnake
RavySnake

bumpasdla

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